Give me 1 (one) reason why the Falcons shouldnt draft Kenyon Sadiq
>>154203207Why do women keep acting like they're scared of me? All I did was follow you around for a bit to see what you liked so I'd know where to take you when I asked you out.
'arson 'eck
choose your fighter
>>15420366110k on demeco ryans
Darnoldreich btw!
>>154204088Its about to be nixxed
>>154204092Chefs are back on top this year tho.
>>154204088Nobody remembers a single play from the Superbowl and it was only 2 months ago. Literally the most boring shit tier owl I've ever seen. At least Rams-Patriots was a defensive slugfest. Seahawks-Patriots was just a boring spic circus
>>154204371>Nobody remembers a single play from the Superbowl and it was only 2 months agoI've got nothin for you
>>154204371I remember the Drake Maye lowlights. It was a great Super Bowl if you hate the Patriots. Their fans needed to be reminded that they're nothing without Brady.
Denzel Boston will be a fucking steal wherever he's drafted
>>154204092oh no, he's botarded
>>154204371The divisional and conference games were more memorable :)
>>154204589McVay getting plonked is always funny. Would love to boot that dipshit in the head
please happen because it would be so fucking funny
>>154204620You touch McVay and you will be Kiwi stew
>>154204642>Yeah so this guy looked like shit under KOC (long term friend and colleague of McVay) but maybe he'd work out with McVay!
>>154204679he looked good in the latter half of the season
what did lamar mean by this?
>>154204650>You touch McVay and you will be Kiwi stew
kiwis out
>>154204579Ooooh, they ain't gonna like this one!
>>154204872This is why they're playing the 49ers-Rams game in Australia instead of New Zealand. McVay would've faced serious retribution for this if he landed here
who had the better career?
>>154204957They're playing overseas because it's a bad look for the Rams to have their entire stadium be red in a home game
snails anyone?
>open twitter>my goat beastmode himself is posting goonbaitMarshawn NOOOO
>>154203661Kneecap biter has to be a 1 seed. A pudgy lil nerd like the seahawks coach or a prettyboy faggotron like the rams coach has to be a bottom seed. Andy Reid shouldn't even be involved, he's way too old to compete.
>>154205355I would never eat snail at a restaurant that does not present them on a snail plate
>>154205250Can I get a total games played for each?
>>154205355>>154205412This is so funny because I went on a walk this morning and saw a really big snail. This isn't common in my area, I haven't seen one since I was a kid living in snail country. Sad part was as I was inspecting it someone saw me and I felt really embarrassed so my jovial morning walk turned into a panicked and humiliated morning sprint home.
>>154205366>it's realbut why?
>>154205412escargot is kino, but I'm scared to try other snails because of multiple instances of brain eating parasites and whatnot
Absolute bullshit that there's no football during peak grilling seasonImagine making some hot dogs and burgers under a hot sun while watching the Jets blow their playoff chances
>>154203246Do what you want. We will still laugh at you
>>154204650
>tua's brother is throwing shitty INTs in the UFLwhat a family
'Gades
>>154204620
>>154204642>Gay gay mcshartyPerhaps /NFL/s crown achievement
Maye getting farm boy'd was quite memorable.
>>154205250AP was better at solo carrying
>>154206217Jeremiah Love is gonna be wasted on some shit franchise like the Giants
>>154205661Looks like some good top and bottom bussy cuts.
>NOOOOOOO MIKE PLEASE DON'T RAPE OUR TEAMS IN THE PLAYOFFS DON'T DO IT LEAVE US AL-ACK!
>>154206217mcneil-warren is S #5. No way he goes anywhre close to the 1st
>>154206886Well, 73 mocks would disagree
which one(s) will still be sitting in the cuck chair of the green room at the end of the first night?
>>154206912thats why i am confused. Dude should never sniff the 1st ever.
>>154206914I would say Ty Simpson but some team had to have told him they'll draft him in the 1st. no way he'd show up in person otherwise
>>154206914Ty Simpson and Keldric Faulk seem like the most obvious day 2 picks. Simpson is mid and Faulk is a tweener>>154206971Jalen Milroe and Will Johnson were invited last year yet fell to day 2
AB still at it
is he right?
Buy an ad cut dick
reminder: dak is a top 10 QB (and arguably top 5)
>>154206078Maye will get Will Campbell fired
>>154206078Bix nood would never
What players do you want your team to draft in the 1st Round? What player do you want them to avoid?Draft:>Reuben Bain>Jermod McCoy>Jeremiyah Love>Caleb DownsAvoid:>Carnell Tate>Jordyn Tyson
>>154207142He's legit the biggest bust at QB ever. He's still based tho because he robbed Al Davis in his final years.
>>154207291The defensive players are definitely safer at the top of the draft. I'd still want Tyson or Sadiq if I were a Saints fan
>>154207184at choking?
>>154207338Trey Lance is arguably worse since the 49ers traded up fort a QB who never started a game. JaWalrus and Leaf both won a few games.
>>154207482Tyson is talented as hell but his injuries scare me
>>154207902It's fair but he's 100% worth the risk to me. I'd rather have a game breaking WR who misses time than whiff on the pick altogether. Some previous 8th overall picks from the last 20 years
>>154207954Why the hell is half of this list ATL and Carolina?
>>154203661Everybody knows it's coming down to Mike Vrabel vs Dan Campbell with Dan Campbell winning.
No matter how hard I try, I simply cannot give a fuck about the UFL
>>154203661Finals is Mike Vrabel vs Demeco Ryans. I honestly don't know. I'd probably give it to Ryans since he's younger.
>>154207835Trey Lance started at least a few games
>>154208085Goodell thought it'd be funny >>154208371Lance started less games than any top 3 draft pick in NFL history. He started 4 games for the 49ers before being traded
How do we feel about the Panthers going into next season? I have no stock in them, personally. They can lose in embarrassing fashion against the Saints but turn around and give the Rams a real run for their money.
>>154208447it mainly depends on bryce. he's shown flashes but he has to show consistency. i think it's do or die for bryce this season. not sure if they'd fire the whole front office if they decide to move on from bryce
Ball jumps out of his hand better than anyone in the league since VickHas Rodgers freakish accuracy from all anglesOh and he’s 6’3 and runs a 4.41Go watch Alabama’s Spring Game highlights on YouTube. This kid is a fucking freak.
>>154208447Bryce isn't the guy. He's not just hot and cold, his hot is tepid and his cold is freezing. Panthers need to move on
>>154204371>Stuck with literal no-calves Minter while BIG Mac won an owl alreadyI see why you're mad, goat fucker.Feel free to sperg out with your (You) as you always do.
>>154207954I really though Vic Beasley was going to be a superstar for a while but he flamed out after just a couple good seasons
God I wish I had a pussy.
I'm excited for the draft :)
>>154209709I wanna put some bets on but my usual site only has 4 props right now. I guess they don't want to scale it up until a few days before the draft
>>154208435Thanks ChatGPT, 4 is still more than 0.
I havent been here since the super bowl, but my Bengals are winning the draft, the season, and the lombardi
>>154210330>Joey WebMD
>>154210330>Joey My Life as a Teenage Robot
Sam Darnold has a Super Bowl Ring btw
>>154211038Rosen has a super bowl ring too
Now that the dust has settled, why did he do it?
>>154211797Nope lol, they cut him from the practice squad like 2 weeks before they won. Or the Falcons signed him, either way.
>>154208447Their defense should be legit as fuck next year, especially if they draft some d in the early rounds. That should be enough to guarantee another nfcs title so long as Bryce continues to get better, which he has only been getting better despite some people's hater boner for him.
Jamaal Charles!https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1sixj9e/highlightjamaal_charles_sprints_past_everybody_on/
>>154207092Why do NFL players squabble over these blown out bimbosYou’d think they’d be able to pull real hotties, like Goff
>>154206217Didn’t ask. My Chiefs are taking Rueben Bain and K. Concepcíõn. Screencap this post, print it out and frame it beside your monitor.
>>154212198The Chefs aint touching Bain
>>154212198Bain does seem perfect for the queefies. They love putting innocent people in comas
>>154212198They will take Mauigoa if he’s there
>>154212239>>154212241Welcome to Baltimore, Rueben Bain Jr.
>>154212541Doubtful. I feel like we'll go playmaker at 14 whether it's WR or TE then DL/pass rusher in the 2nd. I'm usually pretty good at having a feel for what positions we're gonna target
>>154212239>>154212241It’s a non-incident but one of the reasons he’ll drop to us
>>154212650I promise you they will pass on him for a tackle
>>154212680Blake Miller? I see Spencer Fano mocked to them a bit lately but Miller feels like more of an Andy Reid OL
>>154212680No. Consult the framed screenshot beside your monitor.
>>154212771Francis Mauigoa is their first choice
>us
>>154212829>12s
>>154212798Ehh I think Freeling and Mauigoa could both be gone by pick 6 tbqh. Certain people with agendas seem to be pushing a few OSU prospects. I think Cardinals, Giants and Browns all have glaring needs on the OL
>>154212872Cardinals and Browns are the wild cards, but they will go tackle at 9 if either of them are available
>>154212901Browns have a big need at both WR and OT but like everyone knows WRs are a dime a dozen compared to high end OTs. I think Freeling goes to the Cardinals and Mauigoa goes to either the Giants or Browns. Giants I think are the wildcard in all honesty. Caleb Downs would fit so well but is it Harbaugh running the draft now or still Joe Schoen?
>Puka did what?!>Make the call, Terry
>>154212997I have no idea
>>154208712>not sure if they'd fire the whole front office if they decide to move on from bryceConsidering that absolute dumpsterfire Canales/Morgan inherited and the turnaround the Panthers have had since they've arrived Tepper would have to go full retard (which tbf is sadly not an impossiblity) to consider it
>>154212798Bust name
friendly reminder queefies really spent all of 2025 acting like this
>Still can’t code
friendly reminder chiefies really spent all of 2025 acting like this
>>154212239>>154212241They have so many other needs I actually wonder if this does change things.
>imagine their kids
>>154213717Fuck off retard
do you think laura rutledge trades sex for scoops
>>154204642>standout QB
>marshawn is simping nowsad
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>JJ got married this weeksay CONGRATULATIONS NINE
>>154213922>Yeah I got married, but poor ol Nine is still looking for his special someone
>>154213922she doesn't look happy
>>154213977Because she knows he's a fucking bust and is probably searching for an actual good NFL player to ditch shack up with after she divorces his ass
>>154214003Didn't he embarrass the Packers at the end of last year
>>154213650>They have so many other needsNo we don’t. We have two other needs, a corner and a tackle. Bro acts like we’rw 5 years removed from 3 super bowl appearances in a row lol
>>154214013>embarrass the Packersa lot of teams embarrassed the packers last year
Is pooping your pants secretly based?
>>154214048not yet
>>154213781She looks loyal
>>154214048I almost knew that feel recently. I got a random painful knot in my stomach and realized I needed to shit, I was like ok let me finish what I’m doing right quick. Less than 60 seconds later I was like oh wtf I *really* need to shit, and started heading for the bathroom. Before I could even sit on the toilet my fucking ass exploded all over it, I moaned and groaned as out of nowhere my ass turned into a diarhhea volcano. First time something like that has ever happened in my life. It was an isolated incident and I don’t know what caused it. Nothing in my diet was different. I realized if I hadn’t gotten to the toilet, which I couldn’t even sit down on in time, at that exact moment, I absolutely would have obliterated my pants with stinky poopy shit.
drake maye's wife is plain jane tier, but she really turns me on and I don't know why
How do you not know what your team actually needs if you claim to be a fan?
>>154214105Cursed image and post combo
Only QB in NFL History to EVER _______
>>154214105least cringe chiefs fan
Which qb sits to pee?
>>154213825that's not simping
>>154204642I honestly believe JJ will become at least a B tier QB within a season. Far too many people are willing to kill a QB if they aren't Brady during their rookie year. He's tall and white. Unless you have a full season of looking like absolute dog shit on a decent team, that's enough for me to give them a chance.
>>154214218
How do the niggers understand play calls and what they are supposed to do?
>>154214167i have no idea what this picture is portraying
>>154214278it's a pugil stick from American Warriors you dumb zoomer faggot.
>>154214271Ask your moms cunt. It understands ebonics.
>>154204650Heh
What would it take for Raiders to give up Mendoza?
>>154214262You're right, Gay Gay McSharty has only half of the season (of possible two) of looking like absolute shit on a good team, he can still turn it around.
>>154214262>He's tall and whiteToo bad the lil nigga thinks he's Mahomie
If CTE is so bad why isn't Joe Namath a vegetable
>>154214271Because they spend the offseason and multiple hours every week memorizing the playbook. It just comes down to memorization of what phrase or code corresponds to the formation/protection/passing concept of the playcall. Other than the QB, you're really only going to be paying attention to the role your position plays in each call anyways
>>154214271You really only gotta remember like 10 plays if you're a WR and RBs just need to be told if they're getting the ball or not cause really there's no run play beyond "hand off, find gap"
>>154214568he hides it by being a blackout drunk
>>154214655If alcohol is so bad why hasn't Joe Namath's liver gone down
>>154214655I want to kiss you
Why is the draft getting slowly pushed back into May every year?
>>154214676it isn't.
>>154214669he takes Liverite Liveraid©also, fuck new captcha
>>154214674kiss this bussy
>>154205661>grilling seasondo flyovers really?
>>154214674primordial meme references
Imagine unironically being a long-time Cleveland Browns fan
Are the Jags going to move to Orlando?Are the Bears going to move to Gary?Why is Trevor called The Prince Who Was Promised?
the russini-vrabel thing is way worse when you realize that she voted in the NFL awards and vrabel barely won coach of the year dude was literally slinging dick and scoops for nfl awards votes, note even considering that russini probably sucked off other voters to buy their votes in vrables favor on top of that, all hell is going to break loose if it’s found out that anyone associated with them bet on vrabel to win COTY
>>154214861I imagine a fan base that likes to cut themselves.
We love Kay hereWe hate Mina here
>JaMarcus Russell goes OFF on his haters for calling him the "biggest bust of all time" while in public: "I'm mad as f**k. Don't call me no bust period. Imma show you a bust period. Imma bust in your mouth."Kek fat fuck is still seething after all these years>>154214442Why would you want him? Jets fan?
>>154214271A play call is just a protection, snap count, route concept etc.
Will the Dolphins ever win a playoff game?
>>154213006>Insulting Jews AND the refsThe Rams are never winning shit as long as Puka plays for them
>"I hate Bo Nix"!
>>154215129
Does Baltipoor really?
>MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN!
Bain?
>>154212239>>154212241TELL ME ABOUT BAIN! WHY DOES HE CRASH THE CAR?
>>154212241>>154212239How is this only just coming to light?
>>154215248His arms can't reach the steering wheel
>>154208151I was going to say this, but you said it, and now Im left with nothing.
>>154208151Ryans heems both those old retards
he's a big guy
>>154215248it has literally been fourteen (14) years. please stop
>>154215296>its been 14 years A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN
>>154215282For you
>>154215296If I hide your post will you die?
bakey_dance.mp4
>>154215410Losing the division to the sainties I fear
I miss American football :(
>>154215453ich vermisse weisse Deutschland :(
People forget man Daniel Jones was 8-1 before snapping his leg
>>154215296SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>>154215473Derek Carr regression soon
>>154215296Let's get em off the board I'll call moddie in
>>154215585get these sneedheads out of here...
I get drafted in 10 days. Thanks for always supporting me, /sp/ :))
>>154204219
>>154215597You're welcome Ryback
>>154215597Go get em tiger.
>>154215597Drafted to fight in Iran?
>>154215597Diego Pavia btw
It's about that time lads...Cheers
>>154205250Peterson by a lot
the reason lil yteboi draft """experts""" don't like Carson Beck is because he's 6'4 and has infinite aura. thats why they keep hyping up lil dick Ty Simpson and Garrett Bussymeier
>>154215915he has the aura of a dead fish
>>154215965>flirting with girls on snap is cringe He had to get it on
>>154214861It's not great desu
>>154203661Everyone is sleeping on Saleh.
>>154203661If Demeco Ryans doesn't bitch slap these other sissies than i'd be gassed.
>>154215469Thanks you for you concern, Pvt. Ramirez
>>154215764Hell yeah brother
>>154215251>How is this only just coming to light?Some organizations are better than others when it comes to keeping the crimes committed by their players a secret.
>>154216178danke, herr muhammed
would you watch live NFL games in a theater instead of at the stadium?
>>154216268Nah. Sports is either stadium or the couch. No gay inbetweens
>>154216268Looks cool desu but I prefer watching it alone in my room with my /sp/ frens
>>154216268I'd much prefer to not be stuck in a room full of yinzers
Stadium > public viewing event outside = couch with one to four bros > watching alone whilst posting on spee >>> public viewing event inside
>>154216324based.
Dillon Thienemen WILL be taken top 10 and he WILL be taken before Caleb Downs
>>154214179Aaron Hernandez and his cellmate
>>154216493>tfw spent easter in the Oberpfalz Comfy place. Most hickest of German hicks
>>154216696D Thienemen telling you to hear it
>>154216324Is this how you prefer your gay sex?
why did they do it?
>>154216823Bro Im european. So no. I prefer my BISEXUAL sex insides, unless its Juneteenth.
Professional football coach, Mike Vrabel, says he always gives women reporters the first question at his pressers because he knows it’s a tough business for them and it’s hard for them to break into the league.
>>154212239What you mean? He’s a perfect fit. Might as well be Andy Reid’s son
>>154217089heh
>>154217089This, only way he'd be a better fit is if he gets accused of rape or beating his son.>>154212239Could be a good fit for the eagles if it was a virtually empty freeway at 2am.
>>154217078Sports journalist Jeff Pearlman says male reporters and coaches intertwine fingers by the pool all the time and it’s sexist to suggest otherwise
ya sneed?
I'm drunk
>>154216082True. He has that inshallah energy.
>>154217334How it should be
>>154217244>SweeneyShit taste. Her tits arent even that big. Go for a certified titcow, knock her up and drink from her swollen booba>t. knower
>>154217169AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS MAN RAPED ME
Da Bears are who we thought they were
>>154217439How did he do it?
>>154217449THEY LET HIM OFF THE HOOK
>>154217439Why did he do it?
>>154217453based Dennis Green enjoyer
Do you think the disrespect to Jalen Hurts is justified, or is it getting out of hand?
>>154217532mock drafts are gay anyway so who cares
>>154217532He sucks. He's not Carson Wince bad but he's not win another championship good. He's like a black Mitch Trubisky. And he cost too much, they cant afford to stack the defense. He might not be straight up shit but he's definitely dookie.
>>154217532>implying he'll still be there at 23overdrafting Ty Simpson and remaining in .500 purgatory forever is something the steelers would totally do
>>154205891Who are the Renegades of the NFL?
>Fuck the Queefs>Fuck the Donkeys>Fuck the Faiders>Love Me Chargies
>>154217580>chorgersoh no, he's boltarded
>>154217575>amateur teamBrowns>not a real franchiseTexans>Literally who?Cardinals
>>154217587My Chargies making you seethe
>>154217580>this post brought to you by the the LA Chargers social media team. Please follow on Instagram @SDChargers
31 teams will regret not drafting beck
>>154217597The last porn fucker was garrapolo and he sux. Never draft a porn fucker they stick it raw where a million dicks have been
>>154217591yeah
>>154217604Qbs generally prefer when their balls are handled by someone experienced
>>154217606Why didnt the patriots d line show up in da owl
>>154217618why didn't the chargers show up to the owl?
>>154217604>With the #16 pick in the draft, The New York Jets select, Porn Fucker, University of Miami.
>>154217269Hi drunk I’m dad
>>154217642Because they didn’t have tickets. Either did I. Honestly, I don’t think I ever want to go to a SB. If I win tickets or something, sure, but it isn’t something I feel the need to experience.
>>154217459Got tired mid route I think.
>>154213825He’s a 70 IQ brain damaged gorilla that the (((media))) tricked people into thinking he is smart and erudite, why are you surprised he is muh dicking
>>154218035And there it is
>>154217604Still crazy to me that Jimmy G was literally one of the most handsome men and eligible bachelors in the country and gave it up for a C list old porn whore. Not even a top tier one. Not even a hot no name model. Doesn’t make any sense.
>>154213841howie is not trading the farm for 30+ year old players
>>154213922
>>154213922>JJ got marriedI was going to type something like "does she have an alter ego too", but I suddenly remembered just how absurd of a thing that is. I can't believe that JJ won one game, then told everyone he has an alter ego called Nine, then proceeded to be Jamarcus Russel tier dogshit, THEN got hurt again so the Vikings had to start an elf QB.You could not write this shit
>>154217970Let it go already
>>154218081>6th and Aj Brown for TJ>7th, a 2027 5th and Saquon for Myles Garrett>trade them next off season for 2 2nds and 2 3rds each
>>154216268That POV would give me a migraine and piss me off.
>>154218229>zoomers are so sensitive they can't look at a screen that's larger than an iPadLmao
I've been trying to keep this quiet until I made my final bets but sadly to say, the Chiefs are going to win the division this year and possibly the Superb Owl.Fields is entering year 6 where things often click for QBs. His WRs are upgraded with the tandem of Rashee Rice and Worthy being better than most can ask for. The WR they drafted is a legit deep threat that they can rotate out with a true X in Skyy Moore depending on the situation. Most importantly they landed the best Tackle in the draft(Trent Green 2 0) who will solidify the right side of the line, but possibly play all around it wherever necessary.The Chiefs are going to score points, that much is known, they put up points with an actual garbage Offense last year but just couldn't overcome the defense. Thankfully, they've made several key additions. They have objectively the best and deepest LB room in the league, which doesn't mean as much as it used to but in Spags' system LBs are largely impactful. They triple tapped at DT in the draft which is the engine of this scheme and will be able to create a constant wave of consistent play each game with the depth that was already there. It's not much but it's enough to take pressure off the honestly great secondary which was the only bright spot on defense last year.Most importantly it's enough to make sure the Chiefs will actually be able to close out games this year. With Geno gone the division is basically ours, and with the AFC being so garbage the Conference should belong to us as well. Sorry Chargers fan but Herbie has zero DAWG in him unlike Fields.>TFWDCWDSO
I still believe in JJ "N9ne" McCarthy
>>154218241Lots of trade talk floating around. Vikings must really like little man.
my name is Mike Vrabel and i like to party
>>154218152The Bears actually lost to this team last year.
>>154218285Well they did win 9 games. And one team lost to them twice.
>>154218315>averaging ordinal numbersmkay
How many more days until the draft?
>>154218346this city has mass lead poisoning
>>154218237I literally cant argue against any of these points
>>154218315>Tate in the top 10 ISHYGDDT
>>154218315>aggregate of 76 mock drafts
>>154218346Depends how many drugs you take. If you get it on hard enough it could be tomorrow
>>154218229I got a migraine after biking 50 miles yesterday (I’m 315 lbs)
>>154218272>little man
Should the Chiefs trade mahomes for massive draft capital while he still has value? They could get Arch Manning and rebuild the team.
>>154218549they wouldn't get much for him after last season. he played like fucking shit even when healthy. I'd give up maybe a conditional 6th rounder
kek Steelers just cut Aaron Rodgers
>>154218631with a knife?
>>154218631Cut, like, with a pair of scissors?
>>154218237Where is bearspasta anon anyways? I miss him.It's year 3 for Gayleb where things often click for QBs and he hasn't shown himself :(
>>154218631you can stop posting this every day, gaayron literally won't decide until august again
Pittsburgh Steelers just cut heterosexual Quarterback Aaron Rodgers
has a highly speculated trade like the current aj brown thing EVER actually happened?
>>154218685okay diva
Giants just cut Russel Wilson
>Cam Newton at the Steelers facilitybros
>>154218696AJ Brown will be traded in the first week of June. He will not be an Eagle on June 8th
I just remembered that I'll never be able to update this image ever againI feel sick bros, I want Tomlin back already
>>154218858that Browns-Steelers game should've been the end of his career but the Steelers ownership are such retarded old boomers they couldn't see how much the game had passed him by
>>154218678Since everyone believes in Caleb the Bears are finally being properly rated so theres no need for me to make a pasta.
What do we think chat?
>>154218858you WILL enjoy white mike while tomnig talking heads on cbs or some shit for 20 years and you WILL enjoy going .500 for eternity
>>154215296Or perhaps he's wondering what someone would (You) a man before throwing him out of the thread?
>>154218858Tomlin was never actually fired, he's still under contract. McCarthy could only last a year and Tomlin might just walk back in, greeted with open arms.
>>154218693now he can spend more time with his wife
Never respond to me with a screencap of dov kike kleiman
respond with a screencap of this bussy
what direction are they going?
>>154219265We're going down, down in an earlier roundAnd sugar, we're going down swinging
>>154219265there's literally nowhere to go but up. it's not like things can get worse
>>154203661Final is Vrabel vs Campbell. Saleh and Ryans are close seconds. Everyone else is outclassed.
>>154219330You sure about that?
>>154219366>vrabelis 50 and sloppy >campbellis 50 and had some medical issues recently >salehis 47 and has 8 kids so he has insane dad strength >ryansis 41 and in the best shape my money is on saleh or ryans
>>154219191He's such a faggot, he's not retiring but he's hamming it up like he always does.
>>154219381the jets are so cursed they have literally never had the #1 pick and probably never will
>>154219330Lmao
>>154219434Wait really? wtf how they pick in the top 5 like every year and they've never picked 1st overall? That's insane.
>>154219434>forgetting about the keesh
>>154219434That's terrible, Chargers have only picked 1st once. It was for Eli Manning lol. They did trade out one time and the Falcons took Vick. Closest they got aside from that was when they missed out on taking Peyton Manning and had to take Aryan Leaf at #2. Not everyone can be lucky with 1sts like the Browns.
not sure if based or cringe
>>154219559anime is always cringe unless it's one piece or naruto
>>154219503>hired Greg Roman>we're getting the crew bavk togetherWas there any doubt, he would have hired Vic Fangio too if he were available
>Beck is going to get drafted over Paviao my kek
>ann michael is vacationing in coasta rica without drakethat's a bit weird, no?
>>154219818I'd like to bust a fat wad on her thighs then leave immediately before she starts talking
>>154219818I told you guys, this was the ickiest ick of all time
>>154219818I'd like to think she went all the way there because someone on her cooking page accused her of never eating "real" pineapple and she's got a flight back after she's done with it.
>>154219818my gf and her friends go on annual caribbean cruises. nothing wrong with that
2.5 hours until Ty Simpson QB class episode drops btw
>>154219891i can't believe half the talking heads are shilling for simpson. he fucking sucks
>>154219862
>>154219946The big name draft analysts get paid by agents bro don't take it seriously. Everyone knows Simpson has some decent tape but is risky because of his mid arm and lack of starting experience
>>154219818Only if Diana Russini shows up
think this might be the latest in an offseason that i've waited to do my first iggles mockhonestly though at this point i don't know why i bother keeping tabs on who they "have interest in" or whatever since i'm pretty sure every single player they drafted last year wasn't connected to them at all.>>154219891>>154219946yeah, dude screams Brady Quinn/Jimmy Clausen 2.0.
>>154208151Not if Dianna Russini gets to vote
I wish I had a team so I could care enough to do a mock for them.
>>154204642I don’t know why the Vikings would trade him. No one is giving up a second for him. But he’s still young, been hurt, and QBs are expected to be good right away or their written off. That’s not realistic. Now, I don’t think he’s going to be good. But I think he could be a serviceable starter with some time to sit and develop.
Its our turn.
Someone should seriously injure Goodell when they get selected
>>154220414I don't understand this team's consistent lack of success.
My Raiders have two second round picks. I honestly want them both to be in the secondary. I understand the O line is pretty bad, but that defense is even worse.
Fuck this fat slob pos trash ass bitchmade washed lazy ass nigga
>>154220490https://www.tankathon.com/nfl/full_draftRaiders don't have two 2nd rounders I'm not sure why you think they do
>>154218237This is in ironically true. The queefies barely lost games last year by less than 3 points for a majority of the season. Its insane how they have to put that shit really close for no reason. They didn't get blown out until the titans game and still have a positive point differential as a fucking 6-11 team.
>>154220530Youre right. its two 4th round picks, not two seconds. My bad. Secondary is still dogshit, and I would like it addressed in the draft.
UFL refs and reviews put the NFL to shame.
>>154220689>that's the entire highlight and only positive aspect of an entire leaguefucking kek
>>154220698I dunno what you mean, the games are fun and competitive, move at fast pace.
>>154220562pic source?
>>154207291Draft:>Jeremiyah Love>Mansoor Delane>Arvell ReeseAvoid:>Francis Mauigoa>Sonny Styles>Vega Ioane >Caleb Downs (he's elite, but a safety drafted that high needs to be a hybrid LB and he's 5'11 200lbs)
>>154220734Dimwits and low IQ individuals are stimulated by lights and fast moving objects.
>>154220754You dont need it bro
>>154220776Draft:>anyoneAvoid:New York/New Jersey
>>154220786I do
>>154220806Just close your eyes and think of better times man. Youll be alright.
>>154220821just give me the sauce nigga
- JaMarcus Russell
Mike Florio really has a lot of disdain for his colleagues. Even the glasses negro he thought would make him look less racist makes him mad,
>>154220836Whos your team? If its some faggy answer I wont help you.
>>154220868
>>154220912Alright, im neutral on the taints.https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph631da177c5d50The screenshot starts around the 18 min mark
>>154220927>hit with a age check just screenshot me the title
>>154220952Youre really pissing me off now. How needy can you be?>Sex Fight Compilation - Cherry Kiss & Kitana Lure lift guys and suck them off
>>154220975man I just get my nut off after a hard day at work..and thx
>>154220975>Cherry KissOne of those girls that has done so much nasty shit that I can't tell if I think she's too hot for porn or not
>>154220836>>154220868>>154220912>>154220927>>154220952>>154220975>>154221011>>154221017fucking cringe man
>>154221022forgot to add it's cringe because i'm gaygo texans
>>154220455Jerruh is not running an NFL team, he is running an NFL media team. He's more concerned with headlines and attention that building a winning team and a winning culture
so who or what position do you want >your team to draft?for me, I hope Howie just takes the best available offensive line man, if he trades up to get a better one I'm 100% fine with that. Is there any OL that is capable of replacing Lane in this draft?
>>154219818Do you know anything about women? He lost the Super Bowl in front of the entire world and didn’t even play well. Talk about an ick. It’s only natural that she’d seek out some virile equatorial men to satisfy her needs, it will help keep the marriage together in the long run.
He’s so handsome…
>>154221191...at mowing my lawn and trimming my hedges.
>>154221203That doesn’t make sense
>>154221208JLMI
Liv Morgan just launched her first music video!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeiIV77VREM>b-b-back to /pw/Liv is /nfl/ related
>>154221230Who
>>154221208stand outside a Home Depot parking lot at 7am on a weekday and you'll fully get the gist of it
>>154221242I don’t think so timmy
>>154220855ayo pause son
>Schefter: Pittsburgh looking to part ways with veteran Aaron Rodgers in talks of draft picks with Oakland
I'm sorry to say but every QB not named Carson will be busts this draft. Memedoza got no arm and is a tree in the pocket. Ty Simpson is just shit and has no dawg in him. The other faggots like Garrett Nussmeier, Diego Pavia etc are non factors. Carson Beck will be a second round pick and the only QB still on his team in 5 years.
>>154221356Isn't Carson also a tree in the pocket?
>>154221356So true.... Carson Beck is without question the gem in this draft class
>>154221191We're they trying to make this cover look like it was put together in someone's garage before the days of photoshop?
>>154221418Heh, you must have missed his game winning run against Ole Piss>>154221468Many ball knowers are saying this
The Pack deserve a Superbowl man
>>154221581they got one
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>154221567Nah that was actually what sort of led me to think that lol
>>154221581I wish the packers could be shit for like 5 or 6 years like the browns and then be good again. They genuinely have a fatigue for being too good. Well at least being good enough to make the extended playoffs as a 7th seed. (Love is getting exposed next season)
>>154221593Are the jets really going to fall for this 15 starts bs again? It would be stunning if they took instead of tanking for the really good ones next year. Even the cardinals know this.
>Ty Simpson is a Lego autisti just got the biggest ick...
>>154221631>1,700 watching my sister who's still in high school gets more viewers than that when she steams
>>154221581The Packers being owned by their "fans" sounds cute and all but the reality is that theyre actually just owned by shareholders and just like any other stock all that matters is the growth of said stock. Its in their best interests to not make any major financial risks and to maintain status quo because the NFL as a brand overall can ensure positive growth on its own. As long as they can maintain a certain level of competency the shareholders win. They are no different than any of the other legit owners who are just happy to finish positive numbers wise regardless of how the actual on field product is. Where they benefit outside of these owners is the lack of meddling and the autistic devotion to staying true to what has always worked. That means building through the draft and signing home grown talent at team friendly prices. Incidentally that happens to also be the most tried and true method to maintaining a contending team once they have broken through. However, the reason why they can have 2 straight 1st ballot HoFers and only a single ring between them is because it takes more than safe roster building to get to a SB. Especially in the post free agency era. You will stay a semi contender but you will always fail to the contending teams that took that extra risk to get them over the hump. So no, the Pack doesnt deserve shit. In fact what they have now is more than they deserve. They took 2 truly special talents at QB and played safe with it just hoping they would capture lightning in a bottle again without any help. The Pack deserve to be a perennial .500 team that maybe pops and has a meme one and done playoff run every now and then. They run their team and play the game the worst way possible.
>>154221649Cool bro your sister's audience is probably autistic teenagers with endless free time while football fans have jobs and can't be assed to watch a world premier for a video that is on YouTube.
>>154221818"cant be assed" haha what a funny turn of phrase
>>154215343It would be extremely embarrassing
>>154216268With friends, yes it’s better than a bar. If it’s just me or me with a few people, no a couch at home is better.
>>154216324Pretty accurate
Someone is getting fucked the ass right now
>>154217565>He's not Carson Wince badWentz pre injury was better than Hurts ever has been
>>154217570Not a chance. They have old man Rodgers for one more year. Plus they learned their lesson with Pickett in 2022. Simpson gives them nothing Mason Rudolph doesn’t give already
>>154222041giwtwm
>>154222041Rodgers by his beautiful wife
>>154221356>Carson Beck will be a second round pickSecond round QBs died a quiet death. Teams almost never draft QBs in the second anymore, either they trade up into the late first to have the fifth year option, or they wait until the third
Why do people expect me to buy Tom Brady won 6 rings in "The Best era of QBs ever" the "best era of QB evers" were a bunch of statpadding choke artists which let a game manager student of the game calm and collectedly sleepwalk to 6 literal rings.7th came against the newest generation, which is why I didn't say 7 but I am aware he does actually have 7.
>>154222101Tyler Shough was drafted in the 2nd just last year and Carson Beck is way better than he is
>>154222101Super Bowl MVP Jalen Hurts was a 2nd round QB.
>>154217565>>154222042>mid as a QB>carried to a ring>locker room distractionHurts is the black Wince
>Prior to the 2007 season, before Rodgers' first start in 2008, the Patriots' 16-0 season with Moss, & the Raiders drafting JaMarcus Russell at #1 followed by the Lions taking Megatron at #2, the Packers reportedly offered the Raiders Aaron Rodgers & a 2008 7th-round pick for Randy Moss, TE Courtney Anderson, & a conditional 2009 pick. The deal collapsed when the Packers pulled Rodgers off the table and insisted Moss take a massive pay cut, leading an impatient Al Davis to trade Moss to the Patriots for a clean 4th-round pick instead.lmao, holy fuck /spee/ would've never existed, that timeline is probably better but lets go my Chiefties!
Serious question: who’s the best QB of all time with dark brown eyes like Mendoza has? Hard mode: non black.
>>154222275It’s Mahomes but non black is another question entirely
Holy shit do you need non brown eyes to be a GOAT QB? Brady, Marino, Montana have blue, Peyton has green. Eli Manning has brown lol.
>>154220863I've been a pft reader for as long as I can remember but I cannot stand to watch/listen to him speak. He tries way too hard and comes off as a complete phony.
>>154222366>I've been a pft reader for as long as I can rememberopinion and life discarded
>>154222318>>154222275>Mahomes Dark Brown EyesI googled this and that told me Mahomes has Hazel eyes like BradyHazel: Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, Patrick Mahomes.Blue: Generally cited as common among SB-winning QBs, with Justin Herbert often wearing specialized red-tinted contacts for brightness sensitivity.
Do yall listen to NFL Stock Exchange?
>>154222347'fraid so. Pic related often causes shit eyes to seethe uncontrollably
What is it about raiders fans that makes me want them to never win? Its like their in a smug tranny competition and won against the jets to tank harder and more obviously for it. I hope mendoza is somehow more of a bust than jamarcus russel.
>>154222415Na. I like Connor Rogers on Simms unbuttoned podcast but Trevor Sikkema is a bit of a faggot
>>154222413You think these are the same color as Pat Mahomes’ eyes?
>>154222413>Mahomes>They are Hazelnever knew, is Hazel the GOAT eye color? Between PeyPey, Brady and Mahomes it certainly looks to be
>>154222452google AI stated they were Hazel, but those look more greenishblue/grey than Hazel specifically. Mahomes is more of an actual hazel. Now Google AI tells me theres debates between people calling them blue or hazel when I googled directly does Tom Brady have Hazel eyes.
>>154222471His and Peyton’s look pretty blue to me. Mahomes has a better argument for hazel. But Mendoza has flat out dark beady eyes and frankly you can’t succeed at quarterback like that unless you’re a “dual threat”
>>154220538>The queefies barely lost games last year by less than 3 points for a majority of the seasonThis isn't saying what you think it's saying, the queefs defense is pretty fucking good but the offense is stagnant and cookie cutter. They weren't a very different team than the one that got raped by the Eagles the year before, they just didn't get the same string of insanely lucky bullshit/bs calls that kept sealing games for them in these one score matches
>>154222413>common among SB-winning QBs, with Justin Herbert
>>154222487AI truly is odd that they felt it was best to interject Herbie wears red contacts during the blue eyes being Super Bowl winners part, but I suppose he does have blue eyes
>>154222413>Justin Herbert often wearing specialized red-tinted contacts for brightness sensitivity.If your QB has brightness sensitivity they aren't going win your team a Super Bowl. Sorry chorgies, you've got another Dan Rios, a real phillip fouts on your hands.
>>154222433Their remaining fanbase in the bay area is universally made up of ghetto retards while normal people root for the nanners.
>another race discussion
>>154222577kek shit eyes getting upset
>>154222577At least someone is paying attention to your mulatto ass unlike your parents.
the fuck did jalen do to his face?
Why doesn't a team just build a completely Polynesian offensive line? Should be instant chemistry.
>>154222659Looks like Burt Reynolds kek
>>154222670June Jones would like a word with you.
>>154222577I mean I specifically asked for other white QBs with dark brown eyes
>>154222659>caring about a males facial features gay
>>154222577Post eye color.
>>154222112Ironically his best SB performances were L's, that Eagles loss to Foles is like the best game ever by a QB in the SB. His Tampa one the defense dominated, he just game managed.
>>154222720Are you 2nd or 3rd shift maintenance? Let me know so I'm not too early or late to meet you.
>NFL fans are currently investigating who the viral DL football player could be already finding "proof" that he plays or played for the Saints.>This alleged player has been secretly reaching out to TikTok influencers to "smash" for multiple yearswho could it be?
>>154222795zoomers like you are so fucking gay
>>154222834Based Howie enjoyer
>>154220410What skills do you think he has? Some guys have great arm strength, accuracy, make great reads, or are just winners; you just need them to adapt to the NFL. But No. 9 doesn't have any of those things.If you could get a 2nd for him, you would be stupid to not take it.
>>154222834what do they mean offseason, the draft didn't even happen yetwe aren't even at post June 1st trades
>jared goof's wife had a mental breakdown OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>154222929>her husband was so shit she went psycho
>>154222950goff is a top 5 QB, retard
>>mid as a QB>>carried to a ring>>locker room distraction>Hurts is the black Russ
>>154222694
>>154222974Top 5 QB with mentally ill wives.
>>154223010You're Aryan.
>>154223010sheeeeeeeeeeit
>>154218237>Trent GreenHuh Trent Williams bros??
>It’s OK to ruin your team’s rebuild because you have too much pride
>>154223072kelce was literally the team's best receiver last season
>>154223119He lost them three games
>>154223127and won them 6
>>154223147which isn't really saying much
>>15421942841 vs 50 is a noticeable difference but it’s not like it’s huge. Ryans is at the age he’s lost quickness. If you still lift and exercise you can have just as much strength at 50 as you did at 40. Vrabel and Campbell have more of the psycho energy I’d want in a fight.
>>154220776Why would you draft love when you have the Skatman?
>>154223357this dude is deeper in the closet than aaron
>>154220776Sonny Styles and Caleb Downs are both hall of famers though
>>154221631Simpson stock on the rise. Lego autist means dedicated to film.
>>154223357>Fernando is the next Jake Haener/Caleb Williams bussy boy UH OH STINKY
>>154221649Post her channel
>>154223441all evangelical white dudes are like this
>>154222129>3300 yards, 33 TD to 7 INTS in 13 games>11-2 record>led league in td:int ration>led league in QBRHe was also the MVP front runner until he got hurt. That was his 2nd year.When has Hurts put up similar numbers? Better yet, explain who on the 2017 team carried the offense more than Saquon + AJ Brown + Devonta Smith did.
>>154223343Because he's going to be out of the league smashing his head against a brick wall in 2 years
>>154223463he's not white shit for brains
>>154222577Post eyes
>no League MVP has won the Supey since 1999Intredasting
>>154223539Mahomes won MVP and the Superbowl in the 2022 season
>>154222882He does have a strong arm though. Whether he’s accurate and can make the right reads is TDB. I’m low on him, but he’s played 10 games. Hard to right someone off completely after 10 games. > If you could get a 2nd for him, you would be stupid to not take it.Agreed, but no one is going to offer up a 2nd for him. He hasn’t shown enough on the field to merit that. If the Vikings think he’s good enough to demand a 2nd rounder, then they should know it’s probably worth trying to develop him. They need a backup regardless and Kyler was a no brainer because he’s cheap as shit this year.
>>154223518>implying he won’t be doing that AND still playing
>>154223570>he’s played 10 games. Hard to right someone off completely after 10 games.NTA but he was drafted two years ago lmao. He's missed 25/35 games since he was drafted, that's 71%. And the remaining 10 games, he was SHIT
>>154223570I doubt Louie would trade away a handsome young bussy like JJ
Jeremiyah Love will be a bust
>>154223712Blaize board fagfag
>>154223647this just looks like a touch of flu to be honest
>>154223755>bustall over your moms whore face, yeah
>>154223809yikes
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>>154223872Kek gottem
>>154222042Yeah but he didn't win a ring before getting injured or getting paid. He sucked and they shipped him off, same as they should do with Hurts. That's my point, not arguing how good he would have been if he stayed healthy because he didn't.
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