last time on /heem/: >>154198553
dogshit thread
Welcome to the Ulberg era.
JiRoevWade sadly
>>154203276i think you saved the thumbnail b
>>154203284This post made my pathetically small disgusting pigclitty squirt losergoo
If you picked ulberg, you don't know MMA. and i saw so many of you faggots picked him because you're clueless. Ulberg was an easy pick, jiris meme style only works against smaller guys or chinlets, not against technical hard hitters. The whole "i felt mercy" angle is fake and a poor excuse. Everyone saw you kicking his lead leg but you just don't have the IQ to stay out of his left hook range and get a free easy win.
>>154203353if you picked jiri* fuck me i need a redbull to wake up
>>154203334Thanks b, will fire the intern who made that mistake
>>154203364>redbull
>>154203353>>154203364R-R-R-RETARD ALARM *fog horn*
Have they said what exactly the injury is for ulberg? if it's an ACL tear then most fighters are never the same after but it probably won't even matter because the division is so shit, only ankalaev is a real contender
>>154203260not gay enough for you b?
Tictoc
whats with mental illness and the UK flag
>>154203424>big ank will be champ againoh yeah i'm liking this timeline
linfand
>>154203353The media is rolling hard with the mercy narrative to diminish Ulberg, even the czechslovakian media is clowning him for it
>>154203442we get no sun la', no sun and youse be depressed aswell
>>154203424
>>154203402going from pereira v ank to costa against ulberg in the span of a few months is something elsemma above 185 is fake .
>>154203424Costa heems him stiff
Pereira's BBC arrow hit AGPkalaev's g-spot
>>154203481>costa has a legitimate chance at becoming champkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek that's how you know the division is a meme
>>154203456what if ulberg wasn't injured? he was knocking jiri out no matter what, mma media is absolute trash
>costa vs whittaker for the interim LHW beltjust like the old days am i right middleweightbros??
AGPoatan ducked the trilogy.
top 3 biggest story loss in poofc history
>>154203701could have just thrown kicks to the lead leg and watched him struggle to stand smdh
Costa making a resurgence and Izzy on a 4 fight losing streak. What a timeline
>be Costa >hmm today I woke up feeling fine. might as well fraudcheck the undefeated boogeyman brazza and ruin anon's parlay's safest legcan't even be mad
Smiff retiring has left a hole in the division
>>154203701What a dishonorable mentally ill freakThe only way to regain his honor is to seppuku himself
>>154203759>those vertical nips from third world titty jobs
Daddysanya’s resume is aging like fine wine
sorry to burst your bubble but he acrtuallly lost on points. he was hit a lot more. people were fooled beceause the black guys face was all beat up. also hokit was wobbling around he whole time.and bad sportsmanship with the middle finger numerous times.he lost
>>154203759now you put it like that kek
>>154203826>I beat those guys one time!
>I beat off that guy one time! - AGPoatan about he Daddysanya’s BBC
>>154203831Blaydes was wide open and taking those middle fingers completely undefended. Hokit is a real problem for the division
>>1542039003 times
Israel Adesanya is on a 4 fight losing streak.
>>154203900You have an ugly soul.
>Khamzat AIDS pull out >Strickland takes out Imavov >Costa beats Ankalaev >Khamzat vacates to move up >Khamzat beats Ulberg >Islam beats Strickland for vacant MW belt >Costa beats Chimaev >Costa vs Islam >quadruple champion opportunity, P4P No.1 on the line, Costa could beat 5 Russians in a row
A new daddy is coming
>>154203900Adesanya and Poatan have a ton of mutual respect for each other. No need to keep this feud up as both men have already reached legend status in the sport.
>>154203937Arrogance and Pride (Kibr): A defining feature is considering oneself superior to others, which is strictly condemned in Islam. This includes mocking or belittling others.Lack of Empathy: An inability or unwillingness to feel for others, resulting in selfish behavior that exploits people for personal gain."Worshipping" Personal Desires: The Quran (25:43) refers to those who take their own desires as their god, highlighting the extreme self-centeredness of a narcissist. Deflection and Lack of Accountability: Like Iblis, a narcissist often refuses to take responsibility, instead deflecting blame onto others.
>jiri>losing to old man Glover 3-1>gets last minute sub in the 5th because grandpa Glover gasses >gets flashed KO’d by Reyes but retard heems him in return because Reyes is a chinlet >gets heemed by Alex twice>losing 2-0 to Khalil and getting outstruck>gets last round finish after Khalil gasses>has a free win against Ulberg>only a retard could fuck this up>gets heemed by one legged UlbergSo when are Jiri sissies going to admit that he’s just not that good? He gets caught constantly, his chin has always been suspect (I think Glover flash KO’d him too), and his striking is pretty shit once you get past the novelty of his unorthodox technique. I feel like the only reason mma chuds prop him up is because he’s le white samurai guy.
>>154203831Blaydes got buckbroken his face was ground beef and all hokit was was tired
>>154203985White “people” (piggies) can’t fight Heemcels will overhype any oinker who gets like 2 finishes over gigabums
Let's see D.C's bowel movements
So the fight to make right now is Costa vs Eulberg?
lets not
>>154204047Ulberg is out for at least a year.
I just can't believe Jiri went overboard on muh honor-cockiness, it was so outside of his normal antics too. Dude could've been holding his newborn girl and the belt simultaneously today, but no, he had to fold up in the worst possible way. What an awful bitter after taste to swallowFUCK MANYes I'm mad
Musashi the guy jiri worships was basically the Japanese Gane, eyepokes, back to the head strikes and nutshots are how he won his fights
Hearing reports Uldaddy porked Jiraped’s butterface up the duff
>that one paki poster that tries to live vicariously through arab and caucaus fighters
>>154204105dont forget he was a height and weight bully too
Jiri's chin is compromised
>>154204125>arab fighterswho
>>154204066Don't worry he'll get him in the rematch.
>>154204066Last night ruined UFC for me probably for a year at least
>>154203985He’s fun to watch. That’s 90% of the reason people like him. If he had the same personality but was a leg kick merchant or wrestlefag he wouldn’t be nearly as liked
alright mate that's enough out of you
Jiri made the entire fight a meme the just bleed gods were not satisfied with johnny walker
live and die by the bushido code...
>>154204181Only seeing Strickland piecing apart Hamzat would help me recover but I'm not holding on to it
Miyamoto Musashi was almost 180 cm tall against opponents who didn't even reach 160. he employed all the underhanded tactics in existence to win the fights and worked off the system "whatever works". Jiri didn't learn shit from him except heckin ebin samurai (he wasn't even Samurai, he was ronin)
We all agree that prime Izzy heems Jireddit
>>154152385
>>154203985
took the Hokpill last night bros
DDPonald’s brown boy fetish has hit mainstream channels
>>154203701kwarb
>>154204333Jiri only knows movie/tv samurai. If some edo doo had an injured opponent in front of him he would chop his head off without hesitation.
>>154203946I completely forgot about the kopylov fight
>>154204383I hope I have half as much libido at his age.
>>154204373put an eyepatch on to make it more obvious
>>154204333absolutely no one who heems minge has the faintest idea what you're talmbout b. Respectfully
I watched Dominick Reyes vs Johnny Walker *49* times. Yes, 49. What I took away was not a scoring controversy, but that Dominick & Johnny are grand masters of their craft. This is MMA's highest level & I feel like the story is being lost. So, I tried to tell it. It's #Dissected
Indiabrehmengs, we are back.
>>154204201amazing and dare i say it excellent post
>>154204451a patel does not a brahman make young raj
J*i H*rbert is about to discover who the Black Country really belongs to (Indians).
>>154204427
>>154204401Edo doos are the ones he knows about. heckin honourable bullshido samurais who had to invent some code so they had something to do in prolonged peaceful times. sengoku period samurais were giga niggers with swords whose favourite pastime was beheading unarmed peasants.
>>154204448
>>154204487kek GOATDS aspincel queermos on suicide watch
>>154204491seriously mate you will never wipe mingejuice off your meng on the curtains talking like that
Luke Thomas triple mango
>Tom hurts his knee against Blaydes>instantly gives up>Ulberg hurts his knee against Jiri>heems him dead on one leg
>>154204539you are literally Somali
>>154204548a salsaboyesque performance would you not agree>>154204552i hang my little peanut shaped black head in shame
>>154204554I'm starting to suspect you're just a homo posting his sexual fantasies.
>>154204578But enough about dirty diaper president
laura palmer now that was a piece of tail
>>154204597This is what I mean. Every post you're making is about homo stuff and primarily about Trump (an older white male). You probably are gay and have an unironic daddy fetish
>>154204626Dingleberry Donald prefers young brown men.
>>154204636That should work perfectly for you.
Since 2022 the UFC Light Heavyweight title has been held by Jan blachowicz, Glover Teixiera, Jiri Prochaska, Jamahal Hill, Alex Peiriera, Magomed Ankalaev, and Carlos UlbergIn the previous 25 years it was held by Chuck Liddell, Tito Ortiz, Shogun, and Jon Jones
>>154204655are you calling your potus a fag to try and outwit a wild wonk
i got some secret news big brown breakdown is coming back
>>154204681parity era, the lhw division is stronger than ever.
>>154204697You never smile and nod when a retard shows his Pokemon cards?
>>154204681tom aspinall is an absolute disgrace
CHAMA DEEZ NUTS! AM I RIGHT MIAMI??Really fun card. I give it an 8/10. The only bad fight was Reyes/Walker and Jiri being a retard felt anticlimactic. Also Cub/Landwehr has 0 divisional significance
>>154204712this sounds very illegal on several fronts bappa i would have gone with "a wmma" and "yap" instead
>>154204725>lso Cub/Landwehr has 0 divisional significanceIt was a retirement fight for long-time fan favourite Cub, you ass.
>>154204681And people still call Jones "DA GOAT" when he needed steroids and eyepokes to survive in the gigabum division
>>154204737I thought it might be more relatable.
Trump's only fans are the Favela hues
Jiri is heemkino. Why are you shit talking him instead of appreciating that he delivers exciting fights every single time at the highest level? Stop being so miserable. It's not good for your life. Jiri will be back!
>>154204655Correction: DDPedo president is also into brown kids.
>>154204755whyioughta
Now everyone remembers jiri as the bozo with the worst loss of all time
>>154204448This guy makes his living talking about people being heemed, but now has a problem with it all of a sudden? Sad!
Do you know what I think of Jiri?I think he is a LOSER, and I do not tolerate LOSERS.I am DROPPING Jiri, and you should, too, unless, of course, you, too, are a LOSER.Man I love sentences with lots of commas.
>>154204745I know but for a big Miami PPV I would've preferred a bigger fight. All respect to Cub, though. It was a great way to end his career.
>>154204333Musashi would set up a duel with you and then not show up. He would then reset the duel for the next day and show up an hour late. Then he would meme on you and use a boat oar to break your neck
>Musashi challenges his opponent to a duel>He purposefully shows up to the duel late, so they would be fighting at dawn, and positions himself such that the sun would end up blinding his opponent, and then fucking beams him in the head with a boat oar during that second of blindness, effectively cheating to win against a superior opponent he couldn't beat fairlyMeanwhile, Jiri>my opponent hurt his leg, I don't want to hurt him anymore :(
>>154204819I'll add to your summary in contrast to what you said:Radtke/Prado was meh because Radtke has become a wrestlehugger.And Holland/Brown was meh unless, of course, like Joe, you think Holland's chatty persona is a good replacement for actual fight action.
I don't watch anime* because I'm not a fucking LOSER*except K-On!, which I can whole-heartedly recommend to all adult men.
>>154204843What always gets me us how retarded musashis opponents were>i cant see but I will just stand facing the sun against musashi >oh no I died
>>154204768>appreciating that he delivers exciting fightsGetting knocked out like a tard in round 1 was pretty exciting (for Ulberg fans)KEK
>>154204846Good point. I actually tuned out for those so my post had selective bias. But the big moments really delivered (other than Reyes/Walker). Do we stick with an 8/10?
>>1542048918/10 is reasonable
>you cannot become samurai by reading booksRakic vindicated
>tito's cantina is in cape coraloh my...
Jiri has entered title contention for KWABOTY
>>154204843>>154204864>>i cant see but I will just stand facing the sun against musashi >>oh no I diedSo Jiri was accurately depicting bushido.
He better cut Walker and Reyes after that awful performance from them both. What the FUCK were they thinking?
>>154204909Just how bad is this he
what ever happened to tobias bong posters have been dreadfully dull since he disappeared
>>154204919
>>154204959finna be me in two weeks
>>154204919why not huntington beach
>>154204983You can thank Gavin Newscum for driving local businesses out of state.
>>154204939feels like it would be better to go unconscious than hit this pose
>>154204997i am a well known ingrate i shall not be thanking nobody the champ champ does what the FOOK he wants
>He read Samurai book?
>>154205034Yes it's called "The Art of How to Lose the War the Fight and The Story"Jiri is a very good pupil
Me to Hokbeast doubters
Slandering Jiri is brown coded
heeminder khabib nurmagomedov can identify a man and his heritage by the smell of their ass
If you are a fatfuck. You can heem a homeless bum, step on a cockroach, rub one out and you will be eligible to fight in the UFC heavyweight division
HokBEAST is what it looks like when you dedicate yourself to Total Aryan Victory (TAV). It's a scary thing to do. The power you attain is monumental. People tremble in your presence. But you might want to think about unlocking TAV.
>>154205118*raping jiri is brown daddy coded
The heavyweight division has simply moved on from Tom Aspinall
Just took a giant jiri in the landwehr.
the heavyweight division was never tom shitforbrains
>>154205133Hokdaddy is a sexy brown Mexican not a gross pink piggy
>>154205159I mean Tom is still the Man but it's great to see some Real Competition.
Can't believe we're following up this kino card with Malott v Burns. Definitely not watching that shit live for 8 hours
>>154205210if by man you mean bitch
Im leaving here for an few weeks. Jiris loss was sinply too difficult for me. When I return I hope all British posters are dead. God bless.
Jireddit
It's confirmed: Ulberg is better than Jiri
>>154205233No one was talking about the retired pussy. What is he in jail now? Wouldn't surprise me!
They're really sacrificing The Black Beast to Hokbeast on the White House card
*makes you retarded*
>>154205257why would aspinall be in jail he is faking an illness to avoid fighting
Hokit is a former NFL running back. Its no wonder.
>>154203232Is Costa retarded? (rethorical)Why did he waited untill he's way past his prime to fight in his ideal weightclass?? This doo will probably beat Jamahal or Khalil and then fight for the belt against Ankalaev after Uber vacates due to injury.
>>154205268Musashi fought dirty, so I don't understand Jiri
>>154205278Chadspinall is training for another Big Money fight. I was referring to the drunk driving woman beater.
>DERRICK LEWIS MAY BE BIGGER>BUT I’LL BE SLICKER >WHEN I PULL THE TRIGGER >SOMEBODY CALL THE GRAVEDIGGER >AND I BETTER NOT HEAR A SINGLE SNICKER>BECAUSE IM SICK OF ALL THESE…..>AM I RIGHT AMERICA?
Jiri would be champ rn if he read the Art of War instead. Sun Tzu's philosophy basically boils down to 'don't be a retard, just do what actually wins'
if i have to see one more pencil neck weeb talmbout suckcocky was a heckin 5'10 dirty samurai i will permanently move to /box/this is the final warning you are all the sameboringhive mindno one caresfuck japan in its sideways pussy
Jiri clearly models himself after Yukio Mishima
>>154205282The thing with Costa is that he's a fighter who only really works in a specific stance matchup, because he's never learned how to body kick in closed stance. The entire 3 year stretch where he was looking subpar and constantly losing, he was fighting against other Orthodox fighters.This is actually a very opportune time for him in the LHW division because there's a lot of southpaws at the top right now. It is certainly realistic for him to beat both Jamahal and Ankalaev
jon jones bbc
Jiri followed them I don't know what you were expecting from him
bro like bruh yamaha was a dirty sushi chef breh and hella tall broskie
Jiri is white and from the check republic. The samurai thing was always retarded
miyamoto mousasi
>>154205319How about you kill yourself yea
>Josh Hokit 6’ inch girthy chode with lots of veins >Waldo Cortes-Acosta 7 inches average girth >Sergei Pavlovich 4 inch TWP >Alexander Volkov Average 6 incher >Cyril Gane 8.5 inches and very thick>Tom Aspinall 2 inch micro TWP, highly ugly and deformed
>>154204926>Jiri has entered title contention for KWABOTYLuckily, Poatan will get slimed out cold in front of the Ayatolah, so Jiri is safe from being the KWABOTY
>>154205342he never claimed to be a samurai
What race is Josh hokit?
>>154205345why don't you try first sweetcheeks do it subaru style like your anime samurai
>>154205364American
Why do brazoolians hate to see other brazoolians doing well
>>154205364IC9 like 95% of usa
>>154205364White trash mixed with beaner. I got it from a trusted source in yesterday's game thread
>>154205306
>>154205306sick of these what???
>>154205364Ascended nordic
>>154205364Schaubnese
>>154205364AMERICAN
>>154205364la creatura
>>154205433CHECKED YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>154205364Patriot
>>154205364Big brown
>>154205415come on now
The Big Brown Breakdown
>Hokit was born on November 12, 1997, in Bakersfield, California. To a Mexican father and a opossum mother What the hell!
Its like Europeans have never had a tan before.
>>154203276He has a lot of heart for a gayface dude
>>154205471There’s no way she is a possum bro
>>154205471Hokit's dad fucked a possum?
>>154205483m8 he's clearly some kind of mutt, his hairs curly too
Josh Hokit submitted his DNA to 23andMe and it crashed the system.
>>154205281he’s got that Bellator in his Pedigree, and I’m not talkin Triple H
>It’s like Europeans have never had a tan before.
>>154205553Bodied that patriot!
I think it was Donny Drumpflers idea to put Hokit on the White House card during the event last night
Josh is a popular name with Mexicans. Ever meet a Josh that’s Mexican it’s safe to possum that they’re bad news beers b
>>154205483Typically those of European stock don't tan very well. This doesn't magically change when they go to AmericaThe only Europeans who can tan well are the Spanish, Italians, and Greeks, who all have a lot of African and Arabic admixture in their gene poolAnd the name Hokit sure as hell isn't ItalianSo we must conclude he is a mixed breed of some sort. A must if you would.
>>154205563nah he specifically asked for derrick lewis
>>154205563Trump likes boldness. Hokit def marathoned The Apprentice recently.
>>154205570ethnic swedes are perma bronzed just stfu you stupid person
>>154205563Dana said that Trump asked him why Derrick Lewis wasn't on the White House card so he called up Hunter and said put some shit together fast. Hokit was just a convenient guy.
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>>154205570That can change over 100s of years your body gets more accustomed to the area. You become better at tanning basically
Hokit would’ve been a great project manager. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9paNJJqMn3c
>>154205627Australia has the highest rates of skin cancer in the world
While you are all busy trying to change for the world, I’m making the world change to me. You all adapt to me. You all become me. I am me. You are me. We are all me. This never was your game.
>>154205483BSD is just tanned as well right?
>>154205650because they are visibly unintelligent and spend all day outside under a hole in the ozone
>>154205627Evolution doesn't work that fast and a lot of euros did not come here 100 years ago The Irish still burn to a crisp on palm beach b More than likely you have the genes of a red skin or a african slave in you and you're just LARPing as a pure blooded European because you have nothing but your racial identity
>>154205674Yeah
>>154205682So you think a fucking German that familys grew up in Berlin is going to tan the same as a German who's family's grew up in California...
>Europeans don't tanThe stupidity you read from mutilated mutts truly is on another level
Hokit is a fat MW
Blud believes in lamarckian evolution
>>154205701Yeah. If you take a Bernese Dog from the Pyrenees and take them to Albuquerque, their puppies aren't going to suddenly be adapted to the desert. It takes multiple centuries of natural selection for a species to start adapting new traits, less if there is significant environmental pressure, and there's not much pressure on humans to adapt at the moment
You see that’s where you have it twisted. Evolution is a myth. A joke. A story, if you will. It is something you believe to be true, yet don’t practice it yourself. How do you expect to be light heavyweight champion with that mindset
>>154205735so was Jared Cannonier. Cutting weight is a joke if you can back up the speed/power. Big Country never cut down
>>154205733it is offensive to have to share this octagon with people more retarded than algerians
>>154205739No maybe it takes multiple generations for the children to adapt better tanning genes. But if you great grandpa was outside all day working construction or some shit his body is going to adapt and he can pass that genes down and his son can pass that gene down.
Eliminate weight classes. Eliminate weight cutting. Give me the baddest motherheckers on the planet
>>154205701comically short time for such adaptations. that would also take selective breeding over the course of centuries and more. considering Americans mate based on who has blacker cocks though, that could work.
>>154205777you’re in our promotion, simply renting space in our cage.
I'm glad Jiri lost. I hope he commits suicide.
>>154203758This is what he was doing, he kicked that leg about 5 times then got caught with a counter as he always does then cried that he lost because he showed mercy
>>154205794Nah you're retarded and sitting inside crying all day because of the mean sun when the reality is if you just went the fuck outside your body would get more accustomed to it you arent doomed to being a basement dweller by the sun you doomed yourself to that
Jiri won the story anyways so whatever
>>154205863Making arguably the lowest iq decision in UFC title fight history just because you want to larp isn't winning a story
Jokes on youI like being a creepy-crawly
Go on a losing streak call that a patchy mix
>>154205858that's where your retardation comes in. you can get accustomed to climate a bit by not dropping unconscious in Californian sun like a German fresh off the boat would but you aren't gonna do anything about the fact that you become lobster red. and even bigger thing is that no matter how well you adapt, you aren't going to pass it down to your kid. literally impossible.
COMPUTER>What is it, Mr. Hokit?Give me the dang-nabbit TOUGHEST n-WORDER you can get me. I feel like a'lynching! >Calculating....>Curtis “Razor” Blaydes ..... an absolute monstrosity of toughness in the UFC heavyweight division — the unbreakable gladiator who laughs in the face of thunderous bombs that would vaporize lesser men.>Standing 6'4", 265 lbs with an 80-inch reach, this wrestling titan owns the Octagon like a savage conqueror. He smashed the UFC heavyweight record with a mind-blowing 14 takedowns in one fight against Volkov, racking up more control time than anyone in history. >His iron chin and warrior heart defy physics: absorbing nuclear KO power yet charging forward with relentless fury. Blaydes doesn't just fight — he embodies unbreakable will, the toughest heavyweight beast the UFC has ever seen. A true legend forged in fire.>Chance of success: 0.00001%Heh..... Now that's what I'm talking about...
Aaron Pico is the platonic ideal of the classic athletic American Wrestleboxer archetype in MMA
>Jiri writes off Ulberg from the start>Jiri leans into his faggy broccoli haired fan base >Jiri has meet and greet to continue building up hype >Jiri is fake humble the entire time >Jiri at ceremonial weigh ins disrespects Ulberg yet again this time to his face>Jiri has Ulberg “beat” but doesn’t go for the kill>Jiri gets finished>Jiri says he stopped trying to win coping with his inability to beat a half man Jiri is a smug faggot who did this to himself from the start. A real samurai wouldn’t have looked past Ulberg, and would’ve decapitated him no matter his condition. Jiri lost the whole story. Jiri doesn’t get a rematch. Jiri is STILL shit.
>>154205924Its call slow exposure. Gradual progression. Baby steps. An hour here. Two hours there. Its also called common sense which you apparently lack.
>>154205880No he’s rightWith ulberg out on the acl, jiri will fight for the interim
dealing your fate at the ceremonial weigh ins. it paid off for Jiri since he is the champ today
>>154205981Costa vs Ank more likely
Here is what will happen. >Lewis vs Hokit >Hokit win, lose, draw puts on a show>Hokit calls out Jiri for the IC LHW Belt>Hokit makes the cut >Hokit sleeps Jiri >Jiri gets traded to PFL
I forgot about aaron pico how did he fare against pitbull
>>154206031he looked like shit. Pitbull took it to him
>>154205811it makes it all the more infuriating to be the vassal of retards
>>154206031He needs one more good performance and he will prove that Leon Murphy heem was fluke.
if you’re Johnny walker why not move up to hw
>>154206031Pico out-wrestled him for 2.5 rounds
>>154206031prime pitbull would've slimed him out worse than lerone
>>154206060Linton Vassell? Nice shoutout
jiri and the samurai larp has been a disaster for the heeman race
>>154206084Pitbull still has another prime in him
>DUDE THE BRAZZAS ARE TOTALLY GONNA CRUSH THE UFC THIS YEAR. MAGOMED JIHADIMEDOV IS A 6'3 LIGHTWEIGHT WHO CUTS 50LBS TO MAKE THE WEIGHT AND IS A 3X COMBAT SAMBO WORLD CHAMPION!>AWW MAN HE'S TOUGH, BUT HOW WILL HE DO AGAINST MICHAELSON DA SILVA?! HE RAN HIS OWN STREET GANG IN THE TOUGHEST FAVELA IN RIO AT 12 YEARS OLD AND IS A DIAMOND BELT IN BJJ, RUMOURED TO BE FAVOURED BY THE GODS OF THE HUESDEMACACO TRIBE!>FIRST HE'LL HAVE TO GET PAST OBADIAH MUMBUFU UMFWEME OLUWAFEMI, HE LEARNED TO FIGHT AS A CHILD SOLDIER IN THE CONGO AND HITS WITH THE FORCE OF A TOYOTA HILUX AT FULL SPEED, CURRENTLY 8-0 AGAINST FRENCH BORDER SECURITY!>DON'T FORGET ABOUT TANNER SLEDGECOCK, HE'S A 4X ALL AMERICAN D1 WRESTLER WHO TRAINS IN A RURAL LOG CABIN GYM HE BUILT HIMSELF AND RUNS A SUPER SUCCESSFUL PODCAST ABOUT BERRY PICKING, AND HE DONATES ALL THE PROFITS FROM IT TO ISRAEL!
I never liked jiri. Larping as a samurai when your home country is famous for knights and chivalry is gay as hell. Worse than weebs really.
Sup heem Are you hecking excited for the next two main events of uhhhhh eh Burns vs Malott and uuuuuuugh Zalal vs Sterling?
>be br’tish>a’ways th’nking ah c’ock
Yaroslav Amosov had the most impressive UFC debut of any Bellator guy recently but they've matched him up against unranked Joel Alvarez instead of giving him a ranked opponent
Hokit has that Bellator blood in him with a little bit of coon. Am I right Miami?
Tom somehow loses the story even when he isnt fighting
2 months until we enter the Gaethje era.
>>154206144i would almost a hunned percent agree bappa but they are as bad as each other and essentially indistinguishable talmbout weebs and jerry
>>154206176Alvarez is on a four fight winning streak, beating Luque. They’ll give him a top 5 guy and Apex headlining with a win. If Alvarez wins he gets the rub
>>154206176Baffling match making because amosov is gonna destroy a much more exciting prospect with his wrestlefucking
Talmbout the Tom cruise movie Jerry Samurai b. Show me the money is what Jiri wuz sayin alllllll nhyte
Ov fatigue
>>154205955The competiton starts during the preparation. If your opponents legs snaps mid-fight it's because he was already pre-injured in camp. It means he had a worse preparation than you so you gained an advatage. There's absolutelly nothing dishonorable about profitting off of that advatange, so Jiri is a fag for allegedly doing that. But most of all he underestimated one-legged Uber too much and paid the price for it.
>>154206254dear oh dear
>>154206278Tuksayagen Bizmovaloev keep an eye out for him
>>154206289Yeah Ulberg looked kind of chubby coming into fight week, probably due to not being able to train properly because of the injury. Him and his team probably came in expecting to lose, but Jiri gifted them their undeserved belt
>>154206289fiending for some 'tassium tyrone caco?
>>154206294Deer oh deer. Dear in my headlights, tear in my bear.
>>154206323what injury would cause build up to cause a snap like that tho? I thought those were kind of random
>>154206254Amosov's background is in Sambo, same as Aliskerov, who shut down most of Khamzat's wrestlefucking attempts in their fight. Khamzat seems to struggle against guy's with Sambo/Judo skills, shame there's nobody at 185 to expose that
>>154206350almost to say kazmet only performs a body lock and heavy pressure as his move while legitimate Greco style wrestlers rape him. For this reason, I side with Sean Strickland
>>154206125
>>154206370During the fight week lead up to Khamzat v Dricus, anons on here found out Khamzat got crushed in a Greco-Roman match by a Swedish guy named Zakarias Berg, so that checks out
I can't go on like this meng...
Getting brutally heemed by an opponent with one leg? Let's go for that.
>>154206394I’ll check that out to check it out
>>154206438this famously happened to a famous samurai
>>154205364Yakubian
Has Jiri never seen any of the come from behind or flash losses? Will he try to spin it as something he “has never seen before”
Watching the masters with the ole bag and chains while sipping a miller lite, life is good
Gaethje's a god damn astrophysicist compared to Jiri
>>154206370Dunno about that
Abdul Kerim Edilov King MoAlex PereiraCarlos Ulberg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8f3DJcjSw0
>>154206460and hell I might even get on top of my wife tonight
>>154206486This is tommy levels of story loss
Ufc 327 is clearly ai generated
>>154206477that’s that dirty Greco xtreme couture style
>>154206482Edilov was a stud. too bad Kadyrov had to be a faggot and kill him just because the spoiled princelings wanted drugs
>>154206350If amosov was better on the feet he’d be a serious title contender but his striking game is ass and he’s a bit chinny
>>154206486Jiri isn't getting that rematch. Mostly because Ulberg will be out for a while and also because he looked like a retard with his decision making. They'll either do him vs Murzakanov or the winner of Jan/Guskov 2. And it'll probably be Ank vs Costa for the interim belt
King MoSeth PetruzelliDan Severn
>>154206514like to see you say that to his face
War machineLee murrayJones
aspinalledwardsbisping
Don’t duck, Costurd
Hawn HendoHammer
Why haven't they announced Merab Yan 3
hokit is on another levelsyou niggas is on the lower level i fear
merab is dreadful
this current ufc would struggle on a Friday night against Bellator datsdah brass tacks of it all on the board b
>>154206666confirmed. Yan era has been extended
I'm on tha bleeding lowah level like
Paulo Costa when his opponent is a southpaw
>>154206684they call me mystic cloz
We are coming for you, shitr
Why does Trump like Derrick Lewis?
>>154206718Mandingo
>>154206718Both are fat black womanizers.
>>154206718becsuse hes a big heemer not a crotch sniffer
>>154206718haven't the helwani files confirmed he's a queer
why are these midwits pretending like Jiri didn't show mercy?He literally sat and pointed at him at bunch. Didn't capitalise on a bunch of Ulberg's falls. Didn't just stay outside kicking his lead leg like any other fighter would do. He could have just walked into Ulberg and he'd have fallen over but he didn't. He walked straight at him goading a fire fight, the only thing Ulberg could have won in. Yes he kicked the leg too but did you miss all this other shit or are you stupid huh?!How is that not doing the whole mercy thing? This seems like a complete "well ackshually" take by absolute brainlets. I bet they don't even like Gane
>>154206718something something bubba
>>154203353Wow anon how much you lose on Jiri?
>>154206781I'm showing mercy to my Oppponent that's why I'm spamming leg kicks on his only usable leg
>>154206784what would tsa do if someone was caught at customs with this image
talmbout a one way to gitmo fersure
>>154206784the new epstein files are crazy
>>154206810Did the entire middle paragraph go above your head. Did it get lost somewhere? I am not saying Jiri was showing mercy in every single aspect. But to deny he was giving Ulberg a chance is complete and utter delusion.That act of giving him a chance is a mercy in itself. This is not complicated. I am not shitposting. If you don't understand this you don't understand fighting.
>be a bum at your respective division>go up in weight because you keep getting punked >clear new division with little to no effort because the skill discrepancy is abysmal Tale as old as time.
>>154206844turn your monitor on
Jiri has too much warrior spirit, guy showed mercy because he didn't wanna win via injury and it cost him. Give him the rematch.
>>154206848
I think we can all agree that Jiri won that fight.
>>154203558>Yeah man no way jiri gets chinned by a technical striker who hits like a truck, unless the latter gets injured and jiri gets cocky. Jiri's style of blocking punches with his face is unbeatable against guys like this.
>>154206879do you not know where you are
>>154206625We have to admit he's the next Fedor type HW fighter.
>>154206884Jiri was dominating that entire fight, Ulberg was getting destroyed and would have lost had Jiri not given him a chance.
>>154206718Big personality, doesn't afraid of nothing
>>154206784
Jiri will fight again before Ulberg therefore he won
Clavicular beat mma guru, mma Joey, bedtime, Lucas Tracy, weasle
Why didn’t Ulberg simply do this? Is he retarded to keep fighting through a potentially career ending injury?
>>154206910He wasn't doing shit. He only had octagon control because ulberg was moving on one leg and even then he barely landed anything significant.
>>154206952ME FOOKIN KNEE I CANNAE STAND
>>154206949how did fairy do
>>154206949I'd like to see him fight Wes Watson.
so we all agree Hokit beats Lewis right?
>>154206952
Jiri Prochazka vs Carlos Ulberg is this week look out!
>>154206948That is what would happen in a tournament lol
>>154206952kwab
If I were Carlos I would’ve screamed.
Islam Makhachev got robbed in italy
>>154206989this one is worryingly convincingly
>>154207007Remembering that Bob sapp was good for a while always feels like a fever dream
>>154206989This shit is fucking with my zen.
>>154206876it;s ok man you just don't want to admit you're wrong i get it
>>154207007Prime musashi was a beast
she asked me to pull out my Jerome Le Hammer, hit her with a hook like I’m Jerome Le Banner
Ulberg drained the life force from his teammates to make himself unstoppable
That was the type of fumble that Jiri will randomly remember decades later and keep him up at night.
Jiri going beast mode on Ulberg
Costa is fighting for title btw.
>>154207169And he wins it hes been set up very well
>>154207169Costussy better douche xer bacon gape before big daddy Ank prolapses it
Goddard refuses to let Jiri be a warrior
>>154207185you can do better than costussy
how does all this make jiris wife feel. The father to her child couldn’t finish the job with a peg legged man. Will he be fit to see the child through to adulthood? Jiri lost his house last night
>>154207185I'm still trying to figure out why Ankdaddy wasn't fighting for the title last night.
Miami ruined yet another family. Maybe it is time to head to Orlando
>>154207226chamdaddy prolapsed his halal hole sadly
>>154207226They fear him
>>154207239Good thing that never happened to Jiri
>>154207226Because hes a kwab with no draw
umar lostlost biglyquietquiet piggy>>154207255this broke fairy's heart
Costa receives huge bonus against zutt victims and southpaws. guess what lil Ank is?
BEHOLD
>>154207226KEK yeah I wonder why that is
more like the Gay of Hormuz
I’ll say it, ban elbows. They’re for street fights not sophisticated cage fighting
>>154207293A good fighter
Why didn't Ulberg do this?
>>154207337Legalize smothering your oponnents in their own blood pools. Then going for a scalp laceration is a concrete path to victory.
Just imagine what Hokit would do to Aspinall (aka Cryspinall (aka Tomala)).
P4P biggest pussies in the ufc >khazmet>bryce Michelle >fighting nerds>tommy a >josh van
>>154207306THE early stoppage?
why in gods name does rfk jr have a pawldcast he has a voice like frying slugs in gravel
>>154207360Indian style only legal on the rez. Rez MMA LLC
>>154207343prime Izzy would do that to Cankalaev as well
>Carlos, blow out your own ACL half way through the first round, that way, the autistic samurai larper will feel it's dishonourable to finish you and let his guard down, allowing you to land the left hookKneel
Jones succeeds because he’s a sociopath. He doesn’t have a moral compass and will do whatever benefits him regardless of any hits to his integrity or nonexistent conscience. Hence the steroid use, eye poking, and various cheating methods he’s done during the past decade and a half. It provides him an advantage in a combat sport that’s proven to be very lax with cheaters but that kind of psychology is a double edged sword. You see in his personal life the completely erratic and impulsive behavior, like substance abuse issues, domestic incidents, and various dangerous driving offenses.>tl;dr Jones succeeds in the one thing that lets him get away with his nefarious behavior but outside of it the same destructive behavior destroys him
>>154207360this i would consider paying for
>>154207378MMA?
Legalize winning a fight by any means possible.
>>154207389Prime Izzy got wrestlefucked by Jan, who got wrestlefucked by Ank with two compromised legs
>>154207403pawldcasts are more important to mma than the fights themselves
>>154207410Jan won both of those fights though.
Imagine what prime Alex Gustafsson would have done to Jiri
>>154207430Wasn't Jan vs Ankdaddy a draw?
>>154207397I have to discredit Jones because I can't accept it's true that you have to be deeply sexually and racially insecure like him to have a winning mindset in MMA. A man should be able to convince himself not to lose as a pretty regular habit.
>>154207457The draw was bullshit. Jan clearly won the first 3 rounds based on damage to Ank's legs, and Ank didn't do enough in the last 2 rounds to get a 10-8
5'11.5'' skinnyfat lanklet here, anyone else ever wish they were a chad manlet like Topuria?
Schaub destroyed k-1, Ulberg humiliated rizin's posterboy
>>154207410wrestlefucked and outstruck on the feet*
>>154207456talmbout a mauling. Glover fight +20-30 more uppercuts. The loss bad enough to make Jiri cut to 185 where he would’ve been kurdered by Romero
>>154207375if Herb claps you must react
>>1542074775’6”-5’9” is the sweet spot for fighters. 5’9” 125 to 285 is acceptable. 6’3” can make 135 but can’t fight the same
>>154207405Ciryl Gane would never have pity on his prey. Ulberg would leave the cage in a wheelchair and blind.
Topuria wouldn't be the same fighter had he been taller. manlet fury gives him a death touch.
>>154207457Ankdaddy raped the legendary polish pedophile
Whats crazy is ulberg is so bad he was losing the fight before his leg blew
>>154207563https://x.com/MrTestoestrogen/status/2040872389815242882look how thicc and powerful he is, he might be turning me gay
The Irish Hand Grenade fucks Jiri up
>>154207466vpn off daniel you fat tub of lard
Jiri needs to spend two years in Maine
>>154207588What's the point of the arm above his head when he's throwing directs at the beginning?
>>154207588>SAVE ME BBC DADDY SAVE ME!!!!!
>>154207226because he lost his last title fight in the first 80 seconds and ank has a tendency of turning into a boring point decision fighter every single time he fights a ranked opponent whose name isnt smiff or Johnny 'the chin will be there' Walker
two middleweights
Hokit beats aspinall and its not even really close desu
>>154207678we can see which of the two ate all the 'nanas
>>154207678is he 6’12”
i think it was anik, dc or din thomas that said ulberg was looking for the left hook early in the fightand then it happened
Two words: Hokit
>>154207731that's three words
>>154207742Three rounds. 5 fingers. One hand. Hokit
>>154207731>>154207691>>154207731Aspitranny could never put on a HW fight that entertaining, he would have ducked his head into his opponents fingers, cry for 5 minutes and then demand the fight gets stopped
>>154207731reminds of the blowjob girl with the pawldcast
Lewis will heem
>>154207731Why did he callout pereira instead of aspinal
63 days until Gane fights.
Jiri should take lessons.
>>154207828Gane is far more like Musashi than Jiri is
>>154207807now post the one from the first fight where aspinall faked an injury and quit against blaydes, seems to be a trend of his
>>154207820Because he wants to fight the actual best of the best, not someone whos gonna fake an injury and quit as soon as he gets hit hard
>>154207820Aspinal is still waiting for the doctor permission him return to training.
>>154207820absolutely no one gives a shit about aspinall
Hokit is extremely pillowfisted
heemeddit's boy slept
>>154207895Yup, not even other fighters respect aspinall after the gane fight. Sad
>>154207900Hokits just too tiny for the weight class he needs at least another 15 lbs
>>154207900Sergei is 30lbs heavier b
Cometh the HourCometh the Man
>>154207731Kinda embarrassing
fucking dumbass samurai
Jones is quite literally modern Musashi
>>154207982don't test me b
>>154206718Who doesnt like Derrick Lewis? You faggot.
>>154207982I don't think Musashi's gay though. Could be wrong of course.
>>154208030Neither is Jon Jones
>>154208030what did jones do to fuck with redditors heads so badly that they need to make up gay fanfics about him?
>>154208030you are somali (literally) you were born wrong
all my guys keep losing
>>154208080Somalidaddy sperms be dripping out ya mumma’s maggot maw sadly
costa lhw champion end of yearseen it here first
You now remember Pavlovich lol.
Jonald gaped the division's asshole for so long that none of these other bum's mengs can even touch the sides
>>154208189pav was great shitonchin cheated him he'd have been a much better interim champ to Jones
I love how nobody cares about Curtis blaydes. No media members asked about his health, the ufc has said nothing, nobody has mentioned him on heem. He took a very bad beating
>>154208189Pablobitch
Zatdaddy double champ inshallah
>>154208301isn't he a police or a half police
>>154208189Now that's a name i didn't hear in a long time, he was a really good fighter back in the day 30 years ago
>>154208325Strickland is going to end his middleweight run
>>154208301Blaydes has been stinking up HW for a very long time, it doesnt help that he looks like a Black Neanderthal
Why isnt volkov fighting for the belt?
>>154208387for me it's the horrendous elocution, people are paying to watch
>>154208325Stircklan gonna teep his asshoel inside and out
No need to dread, Curtis doesn't use his head And judging by his bottom lip, his tongue is surely dead
>>154208421He has a bad bald spot too.
>>154207828this is why he's the GOAThe will destroyer Pooatan
>>154208464what an absolute disgrace
>>154208464Grim.
Dana will execute Gane on the White House lawn if he fouls Alex to a win
Hokit is just a Diaz brother cosplaying as Chael Sonnen All the hallmarks, OK wrestling, volume based striking, good cardio, great chin, jack shit for power
>>154208123costa won tho
costa living going up
Safe space for drumpf
costa arman daleg
costa ntinople
costa doin' business
Opportunity Cost AOpportunity Cost B
good morning sars hokit solved mma
>>154208077Didn't he get a boner playing around with a male midget?
>>154208709that is the gay fanfic we are having your intervention over
>>154208685Ethyn Ewing already did that however
>>154208623Strong post
Bringing Shepherd's pie to Coach Cal's garage and hanging out with Khamzat and Arman
>>154208077It's a mix of a lot of people not just redditors, the last 2 years was filled with youtubers and xitters praying for his downfall to prop up aspinal, add that to all the haderz he culminated over the last 10 years of constantly exposing their wholesome chungus hypejobs and you've got the Bones recipee of seethe
>>154208077>>154208858He's just a closeted gay. And it's okay. Just means being gay is a good base for mma. What else is there to say?
>>154208858People forget man, Jon Jones went 5 rounds and took Anthony "Lionheart" Smith to decision. He's the GOAT for a reason.
>>154203831blaydes lost an ugly physical brawl with a guy he outweighs by 40 lbshe should just kill himself to be quite fair
>>154208996>>154208996>>154208996
>>154208554i stopped boying him after he got hair surgery, have no faith in that fraud anymore
>>154207139true.
>>154206872>6844Yes sir.The moment Ulberg injured himself in first round, this title match was doomed to stink. .
>>154206553>Mr.Amosov you are bit chinny.....>...big fan.
