heuer fernandes is the best keeper in the league

wat für untermenschen diese hivögel

Omari GLATTE note 6

undavbros...

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>HUHNDAV

Undav must have wasted at least 2xG today

>>154206071
it's getting up there, yeah

I apologise for everything based Nager, Undav is fucking shit

OH NO NO NO

BILAL EL KHANNOUSS

Omari having one of the worst performances I’ve ever seen by a CB in the bundes

so hivaggot wants this tag heuer ferndandez for national keeper yes? lmao not even a fourth construction man

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>154206135
get fact checked you retard

Mir doch scheißegal, wer neben Bayern, Dortmund und Stuttgart in die Pilzliga einzieht, ihr Penner!

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154206163
>concede 4: number one
>concede 0: number five
>get fact checked you retard

without the best german keeper in the world this would be 7-8:0

>>154206131
Gewärmter Mario ist der größte Scheisshausverteidiger der in der Liga rumturnt.

super result. bis später, bros.

>christ is k-ack

>>154206163
Kicker writers are legit retarded I think, like how is nicochad not top 3?

>>154206393
and Kackhaus is number 7

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>>154205923
how would you motivate your players ?

>>154207038
best players wins the matchday worn pantsu

>höler mogging tietzer

meh, not to worried if we lose this
full focus on return leg

mainz got low key some serious ballers

>>154207038
step on their balls with cleats

SCHALA LA LA
SCHALA LA LA
SCHALA LA SCHALA LA
SCHALA LA LA LA
DER FC SCHALKE
WIRD DEUTSCHER MEISTER
UND WIR HOLEN DEN POKAL

chudbros what is happening in hungary?

>>154208561
Good post

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>>154208561
thx for the free 6 points next season

>>154208696
are Unseredemokraten unironically claiming the W after Orban ruled for 16 years?
i haven't checked since the way to EU membership is still blocked for Ukraine

>>154208866
>He doesn’t know

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Red Bulls toilets got trashed again

>>154209124
>He
be more tolerant

drunk drunk drunk
now I make pancakes

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>>154209124
trust me, I do :p

>>154206393
his average is going to be better after tomorrow, he got note 1

>>154205923
Based edition

The c*ty of hamburg lost 9:0 to souf fc

the game today doesnt matter because we BTFO them 2:1 with 10 men when half our starting XI wasnt injured

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>Offiziell: Ende beerbt Anfang in Düsseldorf

>>154212526
you could say his first Arbeitstag will be the Anfang von Ende

>>154212526
>>154213040
Das Ende von Anfang ist der Anfang von Ende

>>154209457
Imagine the smell

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>>154214146
Doch, Sie vergessen das Mittel

>>154212526
Karnevalsverein

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>nicochad 88 saves, note 1, performance of the year
>Kicker: nah we'll give motm to someone else

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LEAVE ETA ALONE YOU FUCKING CHUDS!

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>>154215849
Diomande is simply the best winger in the world behind Yamal

>his gegenspieler ullrich got subbed minute 33 and received a note 6
nuff said

>>154215912
her big black husband will protec

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Perez made the call to Ceferin, it's over

>>154216930
>cefballed again
and the only man who speaks out against this publically (Sammer) gets maligned as an Ossi chud

>>154216930
Real Madrid? NOOOOOO GIVE ME Leverkusen or 9-man Italian farmers!!!

>>154216930
reicht schon nicht dass der vini uns morgen fickt.. jetzt kommt auch noch der schiri dazu..

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lmaoooo
he's one of those refs who officiate arab games for the big bribe money too
yeah this shit is over
Upamecano red in minute 29
career ending foul on Olise with no card in minute 15

>>154216977
og Bavarians have been clamoring for Liverpool because of the Wirtz saga

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>looking for 00cuses already

>"see you tuesday"
>already here again
this nigga really is unemployed with no friends so he's here 24/7

>nooooo stop taking 5 minutes of your lifetime to refresh an online page
cope and seethe

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>>154216930
Yes yes, they are not even hiding it anymore

>>154216930
Honestly i don't remember any of these games being controversial unlike so many games that involved Madrid. The last two Leipzig vs Madrid games were even more rigged than their last games vs Bayern

>>154216993
>>154216930
the ref already tried his best in the bernabeu to help them win and it didn't matter, he won't be able to do shit in Munich

>Weil der Bundesligist keine Verwendung mehr für den Stürmer hat, der zum Ende der letzten Saison hin bereits zum Auslaufmodell geworden war und intern einer der Stinkstiefel gewesen sein soll, die zum schlechten Kabinenklima beigetragen haben.
Kabinengift Lois Openda. Xavi the other

>>154217328
the ref in that game was also from slav-lands and also does arab games
all of these EE refs like that are ceferin's personal thugs

>„Der Bundesliga-Trainer, der gegen sie verliert, hat für immer sein Gesicht verloren. Es gibt, glaube ich, kaum etwas Peinlicheres.“ Darauf antwortete Union unmissverständlich: „Aber genau das bist du, ein Sexist.“ Auch auf die Behauptung, kein Spieler nehme eine Frau in Fußballfragen ernst, reagierte der Verein deutlich: „Bei aller Liebe, aber das ist Sexismus.“

>>154217363
not an argument

>>154217363
Unfortunately Union can't go down to 2. Bundes even if they lose all remaining games 32 points will be enough

>Düsseldorf hire Alexander "End" after firing Markus "Beginning"
>Union hire a woman

>Schalke 04 kann auch gegen Preußen Münster auf Moussa Ndiaye zählen: Das DFB-Sportgericht hat die Gelb-Rot-Sperre des Senegalesen aufgehoben.
bin gespannt was sie als nächstes versuchen werden um uns vom hochkommen abzuhalten...

>>154217501
Bravo Nolan

>>154217574
2nd time >schalke gets a red card riverded, holy * promotion

Liverpool will get destroyed by PSG at home tomorrow and Flori will ask himself what the fuck he's doing at that broken club. Without Klopp they will never win anything again

Wirtz will be at Bayern next year. Musiala will sit on the bench while getting 25M a month

>>154218064
>muh flopp
they won the league last season, mr redditor

>>154218101
Because City, Chelsea and United can no longer be taken seriously. They are second tier clubs now that can't compete with the big boys in the champions league. And now that Salah is washed Liverpool is completely done

>Nach Sky Sport Informationen hat mit dem FC Liverpool der erste englische Top-Klub Interesse am 20-jährigen Shootingstar hinterlegt - drei Tore und elf Vorlagen in bislang 25 Bundesliga-Saisonspielen. Die Hoffenheimer sind darüber offiziell informiert worden. Toures Vertrag bei der TSG läuft noch bis 2029 - ohne Ausstiegsklausel
When will they learn?

>>154218092
he made it loud and clear that hes got no interest in joining the chicken stall, Uli can deliver even more kilos of weißwürste to papa wirtz, his mind wont change

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chud bros, our response?

imagine building the stadium with your own hands and then some BBC whore moves in
it happened to thousands of Unioners

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is her boyfriend black?

>filetard cuckposting again
mind you hes 43 years old doing this

>it still doesn't understand the concept of copy-pasting

>>154218580
All Premier league teams are at an all-time low, same thing applies to La Liga. Bayern and PSG are the only good teams in the world right now

>man huhnited

>>154220497
they got robbed

>"i'll suck you guys off if you win"
and just like that she made union welt- and europameister.

please let it happen, god, it would be so fucking funny

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>>154221937

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GuMo

damn he tans well

what illness does he have this time?

>live ticker for an union training
What a time to be alive

nix besseres zu tun?

https://x.com/fcunion/status/2043994064740065536

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BREMEN HOLT DEN DERBYSIEG

we are literally going to shoot you down to bestbundes

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>>154225450

>>154225315
lmao at the comments
also lmao at the union admin furiously replying to them
also lmao at her being like 5ft tall and you can just tell that none of those browns or blacks will respect any of the shit she says because of cultural reasons

>Der Fan, der im Stadion der Dortmunder Borussia am Samstag reanimiert und dann ins Krankenhaus gebracht wurde, ist noch am selben Tag verstorben.
>Erst am Wochenende zuvor war ein Fan beim Heimspiel der Frankfurter Eintracht gegen den 1. FC Köln (2:2) im Stadion zusammengebrochen und wenig später im Krankenhaus verstorben.

>>154225743
when you sink this low might as well own it

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>Loui
also Horst "169cm Inkompetenz" talking about quality after flopping at Schalke, Hannover, Köln and the BSW

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>Gisdol is vereinslos

>Bayern want to blow €70m on Anthony Gordon
is he even good?

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>>154225851
Bro is legit af but wooden expect some clogg wearing dutchnigger retard to understand this

>>154225879
I never watch Newcastle so I'm asking if he's even good enough to justify his price tag, did something get up your ass?
>6 goals in the league + red card
>but 10 goals in UCL
might be a big game player but 70m for a backup is wild

>>154225851
>fail to get Wirtz, he joins liverpool
>buy some overpriced dead wood from Liverpool instead

>fail to sign Woltemade, he joins Newcastle
>buy some overpriced dead wood from Newcastle instead

>>154225920
so what you're saying is he's gonna get 45GA+ per season? buy him immediately

what im saying is, Cuckberl is the Robin Hood of the EPL, saving club by club from financial fair play by overpaying for overpriced shitters

https://x.com/nocontextfooty/status/2044023528152801416

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>>154225939
>by overpaying for overpriced shitters

Haaland would score 80 in the Bundes des

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why didn't he THOUALDEBEIT

>>154225945
>nooooo you dont understand it! we had no other choice then to pay 100m for Kane to farm the blundershitga!!

>>154225976
oh so you are just straight up fucking mentally disabled
as expected of a bundes poster

>>154225985
>seething at the truth
lmao, don't pop a vein, unc

>Schlotterbeck-Klausel gilt nur für 3 Klubs
>Es soll sich dem Magazin zufolge um Real Madrid und den FC Liverpool handeln, die schon vor der Vertragsverlängerung als mögliche neue Klubs für Schlotterbeck galten. Als weiterer Interessent wurde lange auch der FC Bayern diskutiert, ob die Münchner jedoch auch jetzt der dritte Klub sind, für den die Ausstiegsklausel gilt, geht aus der Meldung nicht hervor.

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it's not happening nico

>>154226154
>>154226132
do these clubs even want him? have they ever shown interest?
I feel like schlotterkek is horribly overrated
he was pushed as this super CB all of a sudden but I've never seen him do some outstanding shit
just bang average

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>>154206135
hold that you low iq piece of shit

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>>154226218
nothing but rumours have been "reported" on.
probably launched either by him or kehli or both kek

ENDE
MANN

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>alcohol + cigarettes
what else do you need?

JULE

ES SCHÜLLERT WIEDER

>Gwinny is kill

Das ist nicht gut

>>154226244
Shartubolu für den shaft?

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>watching womeme's football

Lamine is going to secure his ballon dor today

>>154226380
nah, Simeone is gonna break that buck

>>154226389
nah Hansi wird barca player with the number 31

Gansi
Wirtz

Can they do it?

>>154226473
Barca will make it unless they get another red card but Leberpool will stand no chance. Wouldn't be surprised if they get dismantled tonight. Look at that Starting 11. Slot is going fill retard

>>154226389
GuMo retard, never doubt me brotha

>>154226473
>Isak
nope lmaoooo

>Derweil in Birmingham: Marvin Ducksch war am Abend des Ostermontags in einen Autounfall verwickelt.

>Da der ehemalige #Werder-Profi als Fahrer wohl unter Alkoholeinfluss stand, wurde er vorübergehend festgenommen. Am kommenden Montag steht der erste Termin vor einem Richter an.

>>154226671
based drunk driving retard

>Atletico
lol

PSG schwimmt
peinlich

kinda insane how shit dumbele is considering he just won a Ballon d'Or

>doue out
>mendes out
bayerndusel?

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Chuddybros.. we got pwned..

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>>154227107
wrong.

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>>154226982
>

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Etikett got the same achilles rupture Hollerchad got.. why does this always happen to the most promising and talented players

this Simeone monkey child is truly hideously ugly

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>154226982
kwaboty

>having the gall to *kwaboty* anyone when (you) post horrendous shit takes like 154226380 & 154226557

holy shit man what an atmosphere @ Atleti

>Wirtz

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>Wirtz raus
>Flick raus

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>>154227557
the ballon dor and the future of football is in safe hands

just enjoy the show

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>>154227620
>>154227641
best performance in ages, you chuds

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>Knirpz raus
>Fick raus

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>Bier rein

>>154227679
grim, what happened to our wonderboy?

>>154227759
dont do a ducksch later bremi