IT'S BRISTOL BABY!3:00 PM ESTFS1, HBO Max
First for Kyle "hey, nigger" Larson
Winner picks.
>>154207411It's Gragson's day today
you will always be a worm
yes, MUH God.
>muhhh goood
>muh god
>muh God>muh flags>muh ramparts
BALD
Briscoe needs to go ahead and Logano what's left of his hair
>>154207606unironically a good look
Hamlin or Bell?
Remember anons, when he's not racing, Mike Harmon is out there somewhere in his lab working on solving the worlds problems.
>>154207661no thank you
>>154207666Such as prolonging the crunchiness of applebee's cheese sticks while in a to-go box.
>if there's a hole, do not wait. fill it.nascum moment
mfw the German NASCAR commentators are discussing whether Kane and The Undertaker were brothers in a WWE storyline
KaneWasAlwaysBased
>>154207714That will always be the best pro wrestling storyline.
If I may add, Kane's grandson looked absolutely dead inside
>>154207714
I'm Han Solo
Think today Cory LaJoie gets his first Cup win.
>>154207714>>154207721>>154207727I fucked Undertaker's mom!
Riley fucking Derpst is on the second row?
The lack of a Bristol crowd is still shocking.
Bubba's got the WrestleMania car today
>>154207800Doesn't the night race draw better?
>artemis IIbut nascar is real larry why talk about space movie
>>154207800Should have never reduced the banking.
>>154207852based
>>154207831Yeah still tough to see. The camera can’t hold long shots because your eye will see no ones there
GREEN GREEN GREEN>>154207852now it is official
BOOGITYBOOGITYBOOGITY
Long John Silvers car looking good
>>154207852Lore accurate level design
>>154207874At least they're spacing people out on the bleachers now instead of covering half the stands in tarps.
3G is so 2008
Who do I root for?
that cam needs the motogp angle overlay
>>154207951wallace
>>15420795122 car. Kids got potential
Video games and anime
how will we get a red flag today?
>>154207953They need a camera in the wheel well
was that fucking porno for pyros lol
How long until that shitty PJ stuff wears off and they start going multiple lanes?
>>154207977Ty Gibbs. Lil guys been too behaved
>>154207951I'm rooting for the crossover gate to tear another rollcage open.
>>154207852What are in those boxes? Or, what came in them?
>>154208019he did
>>154208001single line bottom is better than single line top as you can force people off and dive bottom but you cant do shit on top
>>154208019Deck boxes for trading card games.
What the fuck is Byron doing at 34th place?
>>154208027>>154208038Thank you
>>154207977Cody Ware causes a huge wreck as he's preoccupied with in car gooning about 100 laps in
how will larson choke this one?
>>154207972Based!
>>154207977Start masturbating
>>154207852Baaed autism
>>154208054>Larson leading>other three Hendrick cars below 20thHMS strategy.
Easy Larson win!
based memecheck
Based Memechek
based memechek
>>154208128Not if a cheatin yoder has anything to say about it.
Just got in. Did I miss anything?
I could heem that manlet in the 5 car quite easily
>>154208146>>154208156>>154208158Blessed memechek hivemind
>bread
Breadbros...
>>154208169Jamie showed her left titty. Confirmed pencil eraser size. Tasteful areolas.
>>154208196>>154208204Wrecky
>Brad Keselowski spun this race
>>154208217Larry Mac is in shambles
Did anyone see the uggo Heather Debeaux at the race last night?
>PENALTY: #45 - speeding on pit road
>>154208259Larson sadly has this one locked up so he can't win, anyway
Breakfast sliders with maple syrup cream cheese
How is Byron a lap down?
>>154208292Blenis passed him
Oh look another Bristol slurper where no one can pass
>>154208292Started at the back on a short track
>damn cracka
>>154208283what'd you cook those eggs in?
>>154208296He passed a lot of people but only Byron and the 66 and 41 are a lap down
>>154208245She's got a smoking hot bod. Def not an uggo.
>Reddit
Who's the most depressing driver in all the series?
>>154208315Bacon grease
>>154208283Just shit my pants looking at this.
>>154208331Chess, maybe
>>154208322Definitely would
>>154208340nice
Maybe they could cover the whole track in PJ1. They would run the high line early until it wears out, and then run the bottom until the end.
>>154208292Car was shit from the get go. Had to start from the rear because they replaced his entire steering rack.
People have hyped up Ryan Preece having unlimited potential for 5+ years at this point and he's done absolute jack shit
>>154208283>>154208315Pro tip. Scramble eggs and microwave them in a coffee cup for 1-2 minutes. They are perfectly fluffy and shaped exactly to fit on an English muffin. I know microwaved eggs sounds like ass, but they are perfect every time with absolutely no effort.
I root for Briscoe and Logano because I’m bald too
>>154208331Connor Zilisch. He's washed at 19.
>>154208410no thank you, i love my kerrygold too much
>>154208409Heh…my guy Ryan…heh…he just needs more time…heh…this cup car ain’t like a modified…heh…that’s it…just needs more time..
>>154208283Looks great. I'm chowing down on all beef frankfurters with mustard and saurkraut.
People thought Larson was gonna win the whole race last night just for him to get bamboozled at the end
>>154208430Based kerrygold enjoyer. Toasted sourdough bread and kerrygold is delicious.
>>154208411Briscoe is still hanging on with every strand he's got.
>>154208331KFB Seeing him struggle in the 8 car is too sad to watch
Why is Reddick trying so hard? What does he have to prove?
Why did Logano say fuck it and shave? Was his transplant failing or was he tired of wearing a rug on his head?
>>154208430You have to grease the coffee mug with something... besides you can just plop a little pad of it in the middle of the eggs. It will melt before the eggs cook. Holy shit, I'm going to try that next time!
>>154208426no one gets a day to develop in the social media age.Jeff Gordon didnt win a race until halfway through his second season and that was in top tier equipment.
>used tires looking perfect
>>154208504aerodynamics unironically
>>154208518>no tire wear kinoOh well
>>154208475You've see when MJ does to his kid when he wins. Imagine what happens when he loses.
>>154208504Joey is the ultimate competitor and I’m guessing one of his children made a comment about his hair, and Joey never shying away from a challenge took it all the way. That’s why he is the goat.
>>154208516Gibbs tossed away a “failed” Logano. Someone better cut that Konor Zillhitch kid
Cam on Elliot. One more championship and you can finally be your true self.
Krash, Kryle
Super Stok powerboats are lining up. Just saying.
Find a flaw
>>154208283Pretty disappointing there anon...
>>154208575problem is they expect these 19 year old kids to come in and hang immediately with 30+ vets and none of them really ever do. you see flashes here and there but not until there like mid 20s do you know what a guy is.
>>154208322She's got dude face...
I really like the Fox NASCAR guitar music.
>>154208663exactly. hot as fuck
>>154208630One of his greatest abilities as a driver is also one of his biggest liabilities. There's not a driver in Cup right now that is better at getting "110%" out of his car.
>guy at JGR fucking died That organization is cursed
>>154208694Fuck off Mikey
oh no, the one jgr driver I like
Bell to the back
>>154208694
>>154208723was the kid of one of their engies
svg bros...
>>154208785we only need another 15 cautions
>Bell
>lell
>>154208758now even further to the back
>lell>caution for that
>>154208785banked short tracks are the worst for him
>>154208785he cant race at high skill ovals, svgsisters cannot accept this. he never will be able to. He's a better boris said and that's all he'll ever be.
>>154208843he just needs a lil more time...
>>154208843>best track is new hampshireWow, you're righht
>>154208785Rough go. I don't think the trackhouse cars are as good this year and I think they push the best oval cars to Ross while the road course cars go to Shane.
>>154208899>>154208843oh this was about SVG not bellSame difference
busch car mentioned
Who will hire him when he gets shitcanned from 23IX?
>svg
Cody, no!
MODERATE JUAN
JUAN
Total Hendrick Death
globalistbros...
Something had to have broke on 97 right? That thing just snapped.
that looked like an indycar spin
>>154209000Nope that looked to consistent for something to break
>>154209000>Something had to have broke on 97Nah, Harvick has been saying that when these cars go, they go, where as the old cars were far more forgiving and salvageable. Busch says the same things.
>>154208978They aren't getting rid of him. He does bring in sponsors pretty easy and isn't total shit.
>blowman
>>154208978He isn't going anywhere. He'll take over the team when he retires from driving.
How do we fix Bristol?
>>154209134Make it a dirt track
>>154209134Regressive banking
>>154209140nice
>>154209134Coat the entire surface in 3 inches of PJ1Or go back to dirt
>gragson top 10What
>>154209134Gen8 chassis being live-axle with a frame twisted enough to put zero weight on the right rear on level ground.
>>154209060Chastaine's watermelon farm should sponsor Bubba for a race.
Chastain sinking like a stone
>>154209140Go back to metal cars with a live rear end.
>Logano gaining on BAMFCarson is losing a little lap time here
>>154209262what was the context here?
>>154209320As soon as I posted it BAMF stretched the time back out to a second
>>154209343Mikey being Mikey.
>>154209357And gained a position
how will larson choke this one
>suarez lapped Thanks. I can turn this off now.
whats wrong with these ars? xfinity and trugs werent reacting like this
>>154209483IRS
>SVG in the garageMaybe something did break
Would eat Jamie.
>>154209510>jamie will never come home from her black boyfriend's place and gush a massive load of cum into your throatwhy live
Amigo will not relent!
>>154209550
>drivers have swept stages in five of last six Bristol racesI don't think that is something to be proud of, NASCAR.
the fuck is this bumper with black dudes all around Larson?
>bleins not having a shit pit stop challenge: impossible
Typical NASCAR. The stage ends, the race gets nullified and bails drivers out right when things get interesting.
Larson has nailed every single restart, credit where its due
>>154209652Kinda looked like that Kanye music video, didn't it?
Comfy stage 2 nap status: taken
>>154209720That is literally the most important skill in modern-day NASCAR.
Other than Larson at the lead, the rest of the field has had some great racin today
Dente ridden.
>>154209770
Tis race is ass, this car is ass.
Wall riding should be required here
at this point trackhouse should consider changing manufacturers desu
>>154209799Honda?
>>154209758That's definitely true. Also, the driver that lead most of the last 2 races this weeken didn't win.
>>154209810Gotta wait dodge's goodwill, and hope redbull works on their own engine
>>154209829That'd be hilarious with all Kaulig is trying to do to be the Dodge factory teamBut yeah gimme fuckin Honda dammit
>>154209770>>154209794>Wall riding should be required here>Buisness idea Make the wall a continuous curve with the track surface like a half pipe or something.
>>154209848Only issue with that is retards flying over the top and into the crowd
>>154209848
Hamlel falling off big time
>>154209881gotta crack some eggs to make an omelette
>>154209886Exactly.
>66 car is relegated to being an obstaclelol
smol juanito
>kryle
>terrible herbst
>go to commercial>cawshun immediately comes out
KFB v Derpst
>KFB
TONIGHT
>TONIGHT
i have no proof but hamlel will murder larson and reddit will win again
Tonight: Brad spins; SVG gets wrecked; and Larson leads all the laps.
I really like Bristol and short ovals in general
>>154210079this but unironically
>penske pit crews
>>154210079Short ovals rule.Indycar should run here.
wild restart
>fuel milage at bristol
>>154210146>Holo is a Kyle Busch fan
>>154210079Not as good as the super speedways but so much better than the road courses
Spin Bread, Allmendiner
I could've sworn I heard Allmenigger
>nuclear hotdogs
OH SHIT BLANEY
Whoop there it is.
>>154210215Super speedways>Short ovals>Regular speedways>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Road courses
>bowman returns after missing multiple races>finishes lastyeah, he's so gone after this year
>>154210276Road courses need separated out, too Ungradded >> Grade 2 >>>> street course >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Grade 1
>>154210235>5 dollar cigarettes>10 dollar iceI fucking love it
>>154210308the difference between a grade 2 and grade 1 has to do with facilities and things like run off areas, not the layout itself
>>154210329It was a different time....
>>154210294He’s a disgrace to the 48
>>154210294>>154210338Who do you put in the 48?
Where even is Larson? Blenis is just running away from everyone.
>>154210367Hocevar is my dream pick in the 48. I’d break out all my old JJ merch and wear it :)
>>154210367Caruth, obviouslyOr maybe Grey or Allgaier
>>154210367doesn't matter, they'll put day in it
>>154210334Paved runoff is gay.
Has there ever been a race where a chill driver just fucking loses it and goes mental, dumping and wrecking anybody?I love it when a chill guy just snaps and goes full road rage.
CAM ON BAMF
>>154210367Carson is a good choice since he can be successful at a secondary team. McDowell is another if you want a safer driver who brings it home. Chastain would be another, but I think he burned his bridges and is suffering the consequences of it with Trackhouse's gradual demise (Amigo be fired was a blessing in disguise).Absolutely not Zilisch; we need to see him multiple seasons without the most cheated up car in existence.
>>154210438truex at richmond in 2024 is the most recent one that comes to mind
>>154210438Kenseth Logano Martinsville
>anOther commercial caution
>commercial cawshun AGAIN>zilly
zilly...
Park that shit SVG
>>154210461>Spins himself and destroys his car as I typed this. Classic.
>>154210498shit, mean Zillich
>berry
>>154210473That one was a classic.Has logano chilled out or is he still a cunt?
>>154210664went from a whiny bitch to a decent heel
>>154209799>>154209799Aside from the fact that this season hasn't been that good for the Chevys in general, it doesn't help the fact that Trackhouse has a technical partnership with ECR, so they won't get any better than this for sure.
Berry bros...
>>154210705>Chevys in generalElliot is in a freaking shed.
>>154210723Wood Bros need tp shitcan Berry.
>NHRA drag racing on after thisBased, my afternoon is set
Why are all the mics so echoey right now?
>>154210830It we aren't going tonhave SRX, this should be the schedule every weekend.
this race is boring
Gilliland took two tires and hasn't dropped from the top 5 lmao
Nice move by Gibbs
>>154210749Just like I said, this reason hasn't been good for Chevys generally speaking, not because the Chevy teams are running worse but because the Ford and Toyota teams have quite improved from last year and 2024.
I want a red flag
Larson's car was clearly setup for short term speed, but these long green session are killing him.
zzzzzzzzzz
>bleins
Blaney almost ate shit
>snoreleft
If Gibbs wins, reddit would have a complete meltdown
gibbs me dat win
>>154211035And that's how he got his seat.
OUT OF THE DAMN WAY BRAD
>>154211032Why do they hate him? Nepo baby? Or does he have bad opinions
>>154211032Looks like I'm cheering for Gibbs
>L iotthate it for my guys
>Chess
>chessit's over for bleins if he stops
>>154210969>>154211012
He did that so Larson can win.
Why do they call a caution for a spin that never collided with anyone at such a small track?
>>154211087"I want to thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ for giving me the ability to win this race today."
Bristol grandstands expose NASCAR because they haven't taken out 75% like every other traxk. Look how empty it is lol
Is someone making stuffy nose whistling noises?
WHY WOULD YOU TWO PIT
Gibblet and Hocevar 1-2 for the restart
>>154211143Aw sweet we get ferrari strategy in NASCAR
blenis is fugged
Chess bros... That isn't fair. I was starting to be quite fond for him.>>154211119Hope that plan goes right then.
>>154211127Makes sense. Faithless fools
Time for Hocevar to save this shitshow
I bet there's a massive pile up and pitting was the right call
watch him steal it
bamf better send dibbs ass backwards into the catch fence
FUCK
CAM ON LARSEN
>>154206918When are they going to inspect these Toyotas? Jesus Christ
>>154210664>Has logano chilled outHe changed a LOT after Kenseth "corrected" him on the track.
Rooting for Toyota death.
these retards are gonna hand it to gibbs
cam on bleins
>DERPST
>monster yoda fucks over monster yoda
>derpstFUCK FUCK FUCK
>gibbs against choke artistsI hate thisHOLY FUCK THANKS DERPST
Gibbs is cooked
>the other monster car fucks up gibby
>Monster car about to get run down>other Monster car wrecks
>derpst
payback
>jordan killing his driver to make gibbs losewtf i lvoe toyota now
do it ryan
The 11 has to pit
HUNTED by the KFB
monster giveth, monster taketh away *siiiip*
>>154206918If Reddick wins I am shattering my window with this bottle of soju I’m sipping on
The 54 is at a huge disadvantage on this restart
Please tell me we get at least 3 GWC and a big juan
>tires fuckedAint gonna make it little buddy.
NEW CUP WINNER
nascar is dead.
>>154211435This isn't Daytona.
>>154206918They are NOT going to like this!
>GIBBS
BLANEY YOU USELESS RETARD
damn got his ass
ngltyrone deserved that dub
So what's the moral of this race?
KINO
Kek that midget won
How much did Akio pay Jim?
GARBAGE RACEGARBAGE WINNERANOTHER TOYOTAWINSLOL
How did Blaney fuck that up?
>>154211470Have a based and rich grandpa
>95 lap older tires just outran 4 brand new stickers
>>154211470blaney is what argies call a pecho frío
wow we've reached worst timeline
He...he earned it. Grats to the brats.
>>154211470those truggs and NORAPS races, huh?
>>154211470Never count on Blaney
>>154211470Joe Gibbs is the greatest owner in this sport
the antichrist just won a nascar racedid he sacrifice his mom's life for this one?
>>154211491I wonder if the caution fucked the temps in the tyres, I'm guessing they dropped a lot of heat.
CHEATING FUCKING TOYOTAS EVERY RACE IS A +50HP ADVANTAGE. HOW CAN GIBBSYBOY JUST PULL AWAY FROM BLANEY AT EVERY SECTION OF THE TRACK!!!!
uninronically he deserved this win, holding blaney and larson with older tires is not something everyone can do
>>154211361kys if you like that pussy.dawhless behavior
>passing gears on the rev limiter to reset the traction control
>>154211470I've heard drivers say they regret not knocking someone out of the way.I've never heard a race winner regret stealing a win.Blaney made the wrong decision.
For me, it's Ty "The Monster" Gibbs
Cool to see a guy get his first win if it wasn't BAMF
>Fell asleep >Woke up to Gibbs win.>>154208167>Not if a cheatin yoder has anything to say about it.How about that?
Hasn't he won before, though?
>>154211540trvke
>>154211590no, 3+ years in top tier equipment and hadn't won a race
This gibbs guy seems like a nice kidWhy does reddit hate him again?
>>154211590No in the Cuck Series
>>154207411How did Jamie know?
>>154211621Christian and nepo baby
Aside from a 'yoder winning, that race was way more fun to watch than the past Bristol races. See y'all next race.>>154211579>How about that?I should've heard you before, anon...
>>154211621nepobaby, pure anglo and loves Jesus
>>154211635She spent the night with Ty
>>154211643the sovl of /turnleft/
>>154211639>Christianhes definitely NOT a christian
Did he even thank Jesus for the win?
> 2026 and this little midget faggot still believing in god helping him winning the raceFuck this gay shit
Larson shitting on the 12 pit crew is great
>>154211709Cody Ware dabbing on Blowman
>>154211709amigo eternally vindicated
>>154211692>Did he even thank Jesus for the win?No, the heathen....
>>154211761Only after blow hard missed 20 races
>>154211621>This gibbs guy seems like a nice kid When he wins. He's a huge crybaby when he doesn't win and he blames everyone else.
>>154211828Based and toxicpilled
>>154211752>Larson shitting on the 12 pit crew is great
>>154211656That wasn't me, but it's getting pretty tiresome. I was looking forward to a Blenis or Larson win, but I forgot that Toyotas get an extra 50hp for the last stage.
Ty Gibbs and the rest of the Gibbys are jewish supremacist evangelical freaks. they dont love Jesus they love Jews (synagogue of satan)Thier main sponsor is a thinly veiled plot to get retarded evangelicals to support mass migration and other such jewish nonsense Comparing yourself to Jesus is another thing only evangelicals do, or jews when they want you to worship them instead of Jesus (like how evangelicals worship trump)TLDR: Gibbs and his family are evangelical satan worshipers, not Christians
>>154211966Please go back to /pol/ brownoid
>>154212000I know you can't read but they literally are trying to get you to support importing the third world
I still dont get how Toyota's just seem to have all this speed coming out of corners. Blaney gets right up to him but the moment he turns the corner the Toyota's just fly away.
>>154211966>Gibbs and his family are evangelical satan worshipers, not ChristiansI find this absolutely believable.
>>154212039Yeah... It's just that, yeah. Like you know, whatever. Right?
reminder you could be watching ty gibbs and boring cup racesoryou could be watching ARCA and actually enjoy yourself.come home, white man.
Tony Stewart just got past the semis in NHRA
>>154213813Both series hate White people these days
