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Chuck Buffalo
finland
First for Finland
Kevin Netherland
Great card last night.RIP Cub. RIP WECThe HW banger was a 10/10 slobberknockerDidnt pay attention to the Costa fight and he's a fag for bowing to TrumpThe main event had a twist ending and I loved it
making me a totinos pie hot and fresh
Welcome to the Ulberg era.
I doubt jiri even knows that ulberg is known for his check hook
>be half the size of king kong blaydes>stand there and laugh while he punches through your head for 15 minuteswas hokit on drugs or something that was some freak shit
Imagine being Czech and staying up until 4 am to watch that
Ank vs Costa for interim are you ready for Ank to be champ again
Costa vs Jiri for the interim belt
Khamzat should challenge for lhw for a laugh
>>154209154everyone knows blaydes has pillows for hands and hokit was never in danger hence the fake drunk/stunned wobbling he was doing to mock blaydes
yay now we have to listen to a bunch of people pretend they were fans of ulberg the whole time now that he has a noteworthy win
>>154209291I mean some of thise punches didnt look soft lolHokits a bad cunt
>>154209154nah he used drunken fist and rolled with all those punches
>>154209154Just how an Bakersfield nigga is built
>/h0kit//fit/77195562
>>154209065Those things are so fucking gross
>>154209035>>154209040KWAB
>>154209635Nice link retard
>>154209399Can't be worse than the Gane "fans".
>>154209743Its an euphemism b, hes taking an poo
Why couldn't Ulberg do this?
>>154209635nice one dumb retarded moron its like this>>>/fit/77195562
>>154209781Those things are so fucking gross
>>154209808low key pantoja did the same shit
>>154209808Aspinall doesn't want anything to do with Hokit
>boxing>makhmudov eats half a dozen of uppercuts from fury and refuses to go down>watch mma for once>jiri goes down to a glancing left hook from a dude with one legchinlet sport
>>154209841Yeah but you gotta do it its an part of life
>>154209963Have you considered that Tyson Fury simply doesn't hit very hard
>>154209399jiri isn't a good win
Funnily enough, Hokit seems like a not great matchup for Aspinall. Mostly because he has a chin and Aspinall has gone out of the first round like, twice
>>154208996Hokit is FAT
>>154210017he doesn't for his size but he is still a 270 lbs dude on peds
>>154210095And yet he couldn't knock out guys half his size, curious
>>154210115Bodied that cazz
All you really need to know is that Fury couldn't hurt Ngannou across 12 rounds and Ngannou got nuked by Joshua in 2
>>154209154Blaydes doesn't hit hard and Hokit was twice as fast
>>154210136preparation, story of the fight etc...I'm sure if tysoy had actually prepared and tried hard he would have knocked out ngubu (though not as fast as joshua), or do you believe that jake paul has a better chin than ngubu because he lasted 4 more rounds?
>kumshot is already vacatinggrim
>>154210136The guy the box poofter is shilling was heemed many times in the past, the fact that fury snoozed a decision against him tells you everything you need to know, the dude in the bottom row is who fury and usyk are currently ducking apparently
Whenever I start to simp for Natalia Silva the Champions League Anthem starts playing
who the fuck is ulberg
>bergFinally, a Jewish champion.
>>154208996>>154209051>The HW banger was a 10/10 slobberknockerHokit has the fights Strickland should have but doesn't
all the goats have been heemed by nigerians
having honor is a good thing
common joey trvke
>>154210881>he pointed to the centerliterally never happened
You'll be old one day and you'll tell yourself ''i was there for the Ulberg era that day he flatlined that ughh whatever his name was''
>>154210881>he pointed to the centerThis happened then Ulberg clipped him for it and made him back down
>>154210881does this fat fuck even watch the fights he talks about? show me one clip of jiri pointing to the center after ulberg was hurt?
>>154210910>Kikes can’t fi-AAAAAAAAAAACK
>third world education
>>154210909jiri pointed to the ground but was close to the cage. so yeah, mmagay is wrong
>>154210881fuck off molodoy. Jiri is unironically autistic and was completely discombobulated by the unusual circumstance
>>154210864Justice and Honor have abandoned this world, routed by the wrath of the devil.
Germans are undefeated against rizin bums
>>154210909Jiri browns are embarrassing
>>154211042>the outer third is the centerwew lad!
>>154211042he's pointing at the ground, not the center of the cage bud
Jiri is a fun fighter but it was tiring to b around people who though he wasn't a bum
>>154210988since we are acting like pedantic homosexuals im going to point out that joey didnt specify that it was the center of the cage so technically he isnt wrong
>>154211042I like how Carlos seems to be more puzzled than suffering or mad at Jerry’s gesticulations.
>>154211042It's crazy everything was stacked against Ulberg, the greatest comeback since Izzy poatan 4
>>154210881This is surprisingly the correct take
>>154211157the center is the center, joey is wrong
>>154211060>>154211114>>154211220Pedantic twat
>>154211248Cry more
>>154211154Jiri leaned into risk and a heem-or-be-heemed approach. It's something you would see from Pride era.
*points to penis and starts throwing hands*
Come suck my dick *points at my elbow*
Take me in your cruel armsTake me down homeAnd I will say"Come into me, Lord, come in nowCome on in, come in nowPraise the Lord! Praise God!"Come into my heart, sweet Lord, come into my heartI am open, I am torn apartAnd I am naked and I am impureI am sexless, I am foulI am ignorant, I am hatefulForgive me, Lord, forgive me, LordCome in, come on inPraise God, praise the Lord
me vs costa haters
>>154210881wow a redditor with opinions posting bait online while pretending he isnt the one posting ityeah havent seen that one beforefree (You) on the house there fatass
>>154211282the bum era
>>154211514Choose between rewatching Hokit/Blaydes and Wonderboy/Woodley II right now.
>>154211577>rewatching Hokit/Blaydesabsolutely incredible fight
>>154211577>>154211678i rewatched hokit and now im rewatching costa
>>154211465Thats liek yuor signature move man youre ladning that shit on all of us
jiri is going to go on a tferg type of run
>>154211801I think light heavyweight is too bummy for that to happen.
>>154210881On the rewatch I can't find a moment where Jiri took it easy. He was still throwing leg kicks and only didn't spam them even more because it would be predictable and he'd get countered with a punch, which eventually happened.
So is Gable Stevenson actually gonna be a shredder or is he the next Patchy Mix?
Look who I met ladies
DUUUUUDE I JUST LOST 3 GRAND OF MY MONEY ON TEE GIRZLEYS GTA5 RP SERVER WTFFFFFF I SAVED FOR THAT SCOOTER FOR WEEKS FUCK
Hokit vs Gane who wins?
>>154211040Schaub.
>>154211577>Choose between rewatching bum/bum and can/can right now.
DJ Patchy "in the" Mix
hokit is deceptively goodand deceptively funnyI wonder what else he has up his sleeve. I can see him replacing daner as head promotioner of the ufc after managing himself into a beast of a contract
>>154212266>won't chooseI accept your concession.
2 months until we enter the Gaethje era
>>154209808kek I didn't realize he tapped after falling and rolling around on the floor
>>154209808is this the same injury as ulberg? how is it so common?
>>154212357Why do you think thats funny?
>>154212225we've never seen Gane and Hokit in the same place at the same time. You don't think.....nah couldn't be....
Lmfaohttps://youtube.com/shorts/-P_vcB8jJdU?si=uqMu9fbMXXQ59gA4
>>154212078This happened years ago Jaque
Dude is really here every day memorizing when I met costa
No I just remember the only fat green dude here that posts like a woman
Seething.
>>154209808Oh my days.
They linked up! The REAL guru got Tom to sell his house, become a renter and paid him on the spott to quit his job to become an influencer full time. Classic Squibb. This is big.
Tfw I could weem everybody ITT
I don’t think Jiri was either showboating or showing mercy. I think, being as autistic as he is, he simply got completely thrown off by the freak injury and got conflicted/hesitant as to what to do. Since his focus and will to win are his best traits, the moment he gets distracted and loses that, he becomes incredibly easy to beat, as we saw. He was doing decent at seeing/evading the check hook until the end.
OHHHHHHH
that's a filter
finna hok my meng b
>>154213079I wish he chopped away at that ugly mutt’s legs, honor is a weakness
the sight of an injury causing you to hesitate is NOT showing mercy
Hokit Tua. Youre Welcome
did they say exactly what Ulbergs injury is?
Jasmine Jasudavicius, queen of heem, fights this weekend and nobody is talking about it
Hok Hok Hokit on Heavens Door
Ulberg suffered massive ACL tear and will be out a year. Considering they stripped Jiri and Jamahal, we'll see Ulberg stripped if Khamzat beats Strickland and they will make Khamzat vs Costa for the LHW title. My apologies magomed. It will also be Khamzat's last fight, win or lose. The script is set.
>>154213445It will be Khamzat vs Peirera after Gane shows him levels.
Hunter an co tried to feed Costa to ugly muzzies but those cazzies forgot he has that dawlg in em
Wish Ali would hire some Russian writer or something to write the brazzas tweets. He ruins the brazza's mystique and individual character traits when he makes them all tweet like rabid drunk women.
>>154213465Nah they wouldn't let Khamzat move up, they would protect him from himself. They wouldn't even let Pereira move up to Heavyweight when he could have been the one to fight Aspinall instead of Gane in the first place.
Nobody ever wants to actually talk about MMA here anymore heem is so dead
>Considering they stripped JiriJiri wasn't stripped he relinquished the belt willingly shan't be finishing a post featuring such an egregious error.
Costas kick shattered that fat fucks forearm
>>154213546No, they tell you the plan and give you the opportunity to relinquish and look good before they strip you. Jiri said they flew to him to discuss things. Same with Jamahal hill lol. Similar to how they gave DC the heads up they were moving on with LHW and they gave him the opportunity to relinquish. It's like giving someone the opportunity to resign when they're getting let go.
>>154213576Ah, yes...
Heeminder that if your opponents gameplan is to hit you with his shins he's crazy and the last thing you want to do is make him kick you harder. You want kickers throwing weak kicks because it hurts them too when theyre not bloodthirsty. When theyre bloodthirsty that pain goes away and the leg becomes a greatsword
>>154213487That fight was le tune up for costa so he could fight in the title
>>154213704You don't know the slightest thing about martial arts and it's painfully obvious to everyone
>>154213850I trained at coutoures gym while u heemed ur meng
>>154213704This is true
>>154213862I've literally trained with Stamp Fairtex, the greatest fighter of all time
Yeah Jack we know it was years ago. You keep talking about it.
>>154213954Get a life bro
Costa kicks harder than a Ford Miata coming at full speed
>leans in to kiss (you)
Jack I have a life Im eating dinner with my wife Im just saying man move on.
Still boying Jiri
>Seething on 4chan while at the dinner table with your wife Bro even in your own made up scenario you're an antisocial weird little loser kwab
>>154213976Yeah you have a wife yeah
Boy roster alert: dropped fighter Jiri prochszka
Why is Patchy no longer in the mix?
>>154214026He's too busy having dinner with his wife
Jack why are you getting upset Im just saying you talk about your meeting of fighters a lot theres no need to get hostile.
>>154214000Jiri is winning the rematch. Screencap this
>he's still mad
>>154214049who?
>>154213972look at that girl thirsting for BBC
Jiri could beat a wet paper bag if there was a belt on the line
>>154213993You're an obese black man with bitch tits who simps for wmma fighters @ing them on x all day long about your failed weight loss journey and photoshopping their heads to enlarged proportions all day long
Jack Im not mad Im eating a delicious Wine and Chicken and garlic dish but I will not engage you further if you find this aggravating god bless you and your partner.
>>154214083>t. autismoshe clearly got the ick at him being zesty with gable
>>154214079the bushido guy
Passing by and saw a training argument taking place. Not convinced you’re a threat
Me? I’m just passing through town, thought I’d train with a couple of you. Seems none of you do that here. I’ll be leaving now
you're passing out because I'm choking you, playa!
IMPERIAL FORCE DEFIEDFACING 500 SAMURAI
You think you’re choking me but I’ve already snapped your arm in two places.
>They're mad again
>>154214091Damn see Jack I could have been way meaner to you but thank goodness this guy was around to drop the H bomb
Gable Steveson has adopted the new nickname based on his tattoos. Gable ''The Humble Beast" Steveson. A humble man, but if you want to show disrespect, you're gonna bring out the beast...
The hoes are mad
Powerful nickname. He is humble but also a beast, it is quite fascinating to see the evolution of this young man, not only inside the cage, but outside it too. I see him not having a domestic violence history
>>154214185You're a literal fat black pedo. And Loopy lost :(
You play with the humble you get the horns
Hey whats Jacks twitter? Ive never actually seen it but Im down for a laugh at his expense right now
Jack the giant slayer. Chills
>>154214205>>154214215Just two guys who are deffinetly not upset btw
>Hey man can you take it easy youve been a loser here for years>y-youre mad! You cant have a wife!Ok man
I hate takedowns, but Jiri is the stupidest nigger alive for not spamming them after whatever-his-name-is got hurt.
Dana does NOT book fights. Dana doesn't do ANYTHING.https://youtu.be/vga1mqV2Ff8?si=o7taYxwiyfgWhtek&t=140
>>154214274Time to cut your losses and move on pal
>>154209154CTE isn't real
>>154214328Yeah youre right you won. Hope youre doing well otherwise b god bless.
>I need 4 straights then move your head and 4 more straightsThere's no way this was good corner advice btw
>>154214340I accept your concession
Paulo Costa is a beautiful man don't know wtf leftoids are on about Trump giving a handsome aesthetic man a complement
>>154214417he made it weird, you can call a guy hot but once you start trying to feel his biceps and nibble on his earlobe it gets kinda gay
She gon call me baby boo
>>154214452WEE WOO WEE WOO SEXUAL INSECURITY ALERT WEE WOO WEE WOO
Fellas, is it acceptable to unboy your boy if it turns out that he's simply terminally retarded? Or what that make me a fake one?
>>154214492The only solution is never to have boyed a bum like Jiri to begin with. Unfortunately you're along for the ride now.
you now remember steve erceg
Ulberg is essentially Adesanya
Étienne Hercegovina. Now there’s a fighter.
O’Malley vs Andre was a much bigger blunder. Erceg is a good shout. Fiziev stared at Ruffy and didn’t do anything. There have also been plenty of fighters who grapple when they are winning the striking, only to lose.>>154214492Fake one. Jiri always fights that way.
>>154208996Why the fuck is Dana so hellbent on humiliating the USA in the "Freedom" card?>Garcia slimed out by Lopes>Chandler slimed out by Ruffy>Gaethje murdered live by Topuria>Trump's favorite fighter possibly getting pieced up and heemed by Hokit>If O'Malley somehow loses to the canadian the US won't win a single fight of the main card
>>154214601Justin is leaving with the belt.
>>154214601Garcia probably beats Lopes. Chandler just has to exploit Ruffy’s lack of wrestling, unfortunately he’s washed. Still has a better chance than Justin.
Flaying Dana alive and lying his corpse to rest atop a tower of silence.
>>154208996JIRI PROCHAZKA was VERY CLOSE!!! Just needed TWO MORE MINUTES and he would be CHAMPION so close, incredible fight.Tough loss, but he can LEARN from this and come back even STRONGER.ULBERG , very talented, VERY STRONG, will be a GREAT champion. People are saying it!!!BIG things ahead!!!
I fear Topuria stands no chance
Let me get this straight so Topuria is going to stand and box with Justin Gaethje?Yeah that usually works out super well for people.
Topuria has never faced someone like Gaethje; slow, fat, short, limited skillset, it's going to be a real test for Topuria.
>>154214702>Short?
imagine if ameribeasts actually cared about mma...
>a middleweight sized football player beat a guy who is Aspinall’s best winIs Tom a bigger fraud than we thought?
>>154214750Sorry I meant gay
Jireddit I fear
No...
>>154211426mfw when the pawg milf bounces on it on earthquake style xD
Who is ander dingus?
we cannot follow them
>italy anon robbed pisslam blind
>>154214936Kwab
Please Trump dont die or get impeached until we get the White house kino
>>154214977Don't worry, Israel can't afford to let him get hurt while he's doing their bidding.
>>154214982Based
Just watched the card tonight because was out last nightIs Jiri legitimately retarded, like 60 IQ or some shit?
>>154215010Autism and slav iq
>>154215053Why did you say the N word
>>154214936Why didnt he just crotchsniff the wop
>>154215072It was an African migrant.
>>154215079Africans can't wrestle either
>>154215067Its a derogatory slur for black people
>>154215096Eww incel
>>154215088Ngannou said that there are 2 meter tall africans in his village that wrestle with lions and rhinos.
>>154215110Turn your monitor on
>>154215120Ngannou also said killing that girl was an accident.
>>154215168kid deserved it
>>154215173why
>>154215173What if Ngannou decimated your child with an motorcycle?
>>154215183Getting on his way
Jack man take a break. Go take a walk around the block or something, you've been here since I was eating dinner with my wife.
brain dead goyim are claiming hokit blades was a foty contender, you surely dont agree?
hokit is an example of the lack of HW talent due to mma being a HW athletes last pick of sport to traindude is a D1 wrestler, D1 football, and former NFL, started training ufc last week and plowed through the HW roster in 3 fights
>>154215256you're a huge buzz kill dude
>>154215256You must be popular at parties
>>154215261>>154215265you dont know any better
>>154215256you must be some buzz at parties mate
>>154215271just enjoy things b its easy
>>154215271More joy, less hāte b
youd scoff down a dogshit sandwich and claim its delicious if the goyimFC and daner served it to you, respectfully
>>154215298we're talking about fights and you go off about eating poop that's a you problem b
>not denying eating a dogshit sandwichoof
>>154215256Hokit is fighting at the White House. What is Asspainal doing?
>>154215298Why are you bringing the discourse to this level?
>>154215320A Vlog in Italy
>>154215320you care about that goymiliation ritual? telling
Would you fuck andy aspinall for 100k?
>Unemployed Paki has entered the thread
>>154215335UFC is owned by Jews btw
>>154215355duh
>>154215335You come in here and immediately start saying awful things. Take a look in the mirror and grow up.
>>154215354We don't sign our posts here
>>154215356So why watch ufc at all? Its all tap dancing for jews according to you
that would be somewhat meaningful if you could taste the difference between a dogshit sandwich and caviar, enjoy the show
>>154215372Youre such a fucking loser lmao please never stop posting here
why is this guy talking about eating poop
Schaub killed k-1, Ulberg humiliated rizin
>according to you
>>154215388Its the same color as his skin
>>154215361>>154215252
there was so much shit this weekendufcconor ben fightfury fightONE fight nightbkfcmengfcrizin
>>154215320Hokit is fighting at the white house so trumps favorite fighter Derrick Lewis can get a nice W
crazy that colby licked trumps balls and trump asked about lewis
>>154215416Lewis is genuinely just a big nigga who likes simple things in life. Colby tries too hard
>>154215423Thats why trump loves Lewis hes the simple nigga to trumps ostentatious whiteness
Since Trump likes Lewis so much he should buy him and use him like a mascot or something
Hokit is 100% going to heem Lewis. Derrick has been on a bit of a bum streak and he's never had good cardio. Hokit is going to push the pace and Lewis is going to end up crumbling probably late in the second round.
>>154215451he could get heemed though. he got hit a bunch by bladez but lewis unironically just needs one
bros my ring is stuck on my index finger and soap/water isn't working, it's starting to swell.how to get it off quickly before my finger is permaheemed?
>>154215451Lewis hits like a freight train and his power is far beyond blaydes who was wobbling hokit. Also Lewis completely took a dive against Waldo to eat the betting money on him
>>154215459Fat nigger lol
>>154215483
Im gotting evicted
Hokit moves like a middleweight but Lewis only needs to land 1 shot.
>>154215459lube it up
>>154215486When I post my slip you will feel very foolish
>>154215490What was it like meeting Costa man? Show us that pic again!!
>>154215505no im saying thats literally what i just said before u
>best card of the year>doesn't sell tickets
>>154215459there's a way to do it with dental floss but I'm half asleep in bed and don't feel like detailing all that. Good luck
>>154215459just cut it. gold is soft as shit...it is gold?
>>154215459Oh my God, your finger has already turned black from lack of oxygen! In fact your whole hand has!
Hokit vs Lewis is one of the great American fights.
>>154215509Bro youve been seething for hours now I thought you already admitted I was right and gave up
>>154215519Dental floss is also good to blindfold an Asian person
In 10 years Hokit will look like Roy Nelson
>>154215402i still have drain bamage from staying up
>>154215621Hokit's schtick sucks ass. It's Chael Sonnen, but brainrotted. It's good he at least has some personality, but I hate this era of MMA, so, by extension, I hate him, too.
>>154215661it's just chael and colby it's fun he tries but he tries and that always turns me off
>>154209246yes
Geronimo's CadillacIt's tossing, oh, in your headIt's tossing and turningIt's burning, it makes you madGeronimo's CadillacOh, baby, I'll hold you backIt's tossing and turningIt's burning, it makes you sad
bitch shut up
Guitar gangsters and cadillac blood b
>>154215726unironically excellent bost bappa-veli
In every voice, I hear you speakWaitin' by the telephoneI close my eyes, I just can't sleepRoll and tumble all night longAll night long, oh ohWhere you gone? Oh yeah
only bald men are allowed to watch mma
music food and everything else is absolute cheeks these days
>>154215715permanently retires jon jones and destroys any claim he has of being """"""""da goat""""""""
>>154215834we are discussing music not your somalese faggotry please
>>154215822Guess your mom can still watch then lol
>>154215782>t.
>>154215842Mothers can't be men. I can see why you're confused though.
>>154215842shut up bitch
>>154215845you wish minge would look at you the way she does at jones and the wmma at big santa cloz
>>154215842lul
>>154215864Bapa...
>>154213720>16-0 dagi was a tune up fightcazzie
>>154215459Just put some poo on it, Sanjeet.
costa got lucky. i dont even care about the other guy but i dont want ppl thinking that costa is a good fighter now becasue he outgassed someone
NFL? He’s downright schaubian
>>154215892Yes just like fluffy Hernandez and strickland you heemlet
>>154215895you seem upset
>>154215490>moves like a middleweightI swear I hear this about every single heavyweight
>>154215909Hey what's up homie Tony looking good
>>154215889what are you implying here
My training camp would be rediscovering the old ways. The ways of the ancient ones. The ones who first divined these martial arts. Just me, a “handful” of guys, and some mats in a chinese looking building, figuring out the secrets of our bodies.
>>154215942>he doesn't know
Josh Hawktuahit
can we or can we not follow them
I really doubted Ulberg, even when that calf was torn up. He's just built different
Bless Schaub
>>154212509gayest shit ive ever seen, are you 13?
All roads lead to Schaub
The tragedy of Bapa : A Schaub anthology
Smiffman: Blood Money
and thus begin the zesty champ era, when payton talmbout and michael miles morales win their respective weight belt the zestrinity will be complete.
Cruising for pawg milfs in Lafeyete
>>154216327isnt omaha a beach in france
>>154216327Jedi Mindset
>>154216339Looks less gay than the real picture
>>154216334maha is belly in winland but big dawlgs say masuli
>>154216345turkiesque
as is too often the case on heem i wish messico was here, adding a bit of class as always, so i could ask for turki and daner
>>154216345Dana really is just a lickle white gal gardie for billionaire cocki
>>154216363daner is a brass u no dem ones dat get flown out to dubai n dat akhi ygm
>>154216303Congrats
Dana would've loved Purple Aki
we all loved the akhi purple aki akhi
Darren Till killed Purple Aki
Blanchfield vs Ulberg because we ran out of light heavyweights
till would never khill purple akhi till 'ates racists
>>154216211Chills
Costa is kinda like Stone Cold Steve Austin
alwayspoundingassDAMN!
It's time for the HW Division to move on, the title has been held up long enough.
talmbout palm springs talmbout your jon africa but schaub 3:16 just beat your ass bappa
TOPIGLET DISGUSTING RETARDED FREAK
Dear oh dear! The GOAT has found his new bacha bazi it appears sadly!
>>154216557Jones tried to warn people but it fell on deaf ears
Topiglet keep the dilator in your axewound playa!
>>154216576>>154216557
Jdm will heem prates unforch
>>154216576Bones is unironically the greatest sports psychologist of all time. He read Aspinall like a book
>>154216598Yea he read the book and closed it saying heem ducky
>>154216594Last time JDM didn't go to decision: 5 years ago
>>154216612That was before he got his ass whooped heem angry
>>154216598Dude is a phenomenon. Utterly useless at everything but once MMA is involved his IQ goes up to 200.
>>154215459Butter. Just rub butter on your finger and the ring. Cooking oil would also do.
>>154216598this but without a shred of irony
>>154216637probably autistic on some level
https://youtu.be/ObjJIhGa4vs?si=3rIp69iACd404aOY>this commentaryBrazil explain lmao
Pigri Prolapeska
>>154216768Worst loss of all time desu
>>154216768Early
>>154216768While jiri was reading musashi, Ulberg was reading ted's manifesto
must i have to read all about some sushi and how freakin' tall he was all day too
Instead of whatever gay shit jiri was reading he should've just read baki
if you cannot force a thing to opentake credit for keeping it closed
So glad the redditri prolapsedka era ended before it even began.
gane is going to fuck chama up
The UFC is dying:GSP's knees are gone and he's retired.Anderson may not return, he's like 40 and he probably will be asked to never kick again with that leg.Aldo was never a big draw, and now he has a cervical spine injury.Pettis has injury problems.Hendricks doesn't seem to be a big draw, despite WW being a good division to watch these days.Chris Weidman needs more wins, could be a good draw in the future.TJ Grant needs more wins, not sure if he's a big draw.Nobody cares about Mighty Mouse.Ronda has no competition.Jones is pretty much their only big draw, and I doubt he's in GSP numbers territory.
Paper champ
gina has amazing tits
I miss pride fc, jews have ruined mma
Hating on Jiri for having mercy on a jam boy is brown coded
WEC was so cool
need to get a good mingeheem in its already 16 pm
Are these Jews in the room with us sweaty
I hate Jiri for being a pussy. You know what rumble would’ve done? Starched ulberg and then apologized like anyone else’s capable of winning a fight against an injured opponent would do. What’s Jiri do? Fucking Andersons himself tossing that chin out there
>>154216916unironically yes
>>154216917Jones would have kicked that leg in
They always damper Jiris powers by making him fight in degenerate to cities and venues
If Jiri wouldn’t have gone to automatic cope in the cage post fight interview maybe he could’ve salvaged it. He chose to cope on the spot. The fact is, Jiri would’ve finished if he could’ve, he is mentally weak, and didn’t. Ulberg even when hurt wasn’t going to throttle back, and caught a sleeping Jiri. Doesn’t underestimate your opponent next time, see you at the apex
Tony went on an 11 fight win streak yet never got a title shot, Jiri was handed 4 title shots. he lost 3 of them
>>154216927Exactly and finished that fight. The cope is insane. Oh he’s hurt? Better not put him down. Fucking athletes acting like fighters to collect a check, posing as ninjas
>>154216792>>154216801>>154216768
chinny prolapsedkek
>>154216933>handed four title shots >against late stage cans >loses I haven’t felt this much hate for a fighter since Jiri pre ufc 327. Fuck both those guys
*12 fight win streak
I hate turdney ferguscan, wish he took a gaethje level beating daily
A essay on how Jiri was never good is going to be needed on my desk by EOD
>Tony/Khabib >Hendo/Jones>Condit/Penn i wake up daily feeling robbed
Gaethje is going to knock that smug faggot Ilia out on the White House lawn and toss on his WSOF belt
Only thing that stops the White House card? Lightning. Good thing this card is far from electric
Justin lives in some mcmansion in bumfuck nowhere while Ilia lives in a multi million dollar mansion in beautiful Barcelona, if that isn't law of attraction I don't know what is
>>154216960think again pal
UFC is dying
>>154216962Benjamin Franklin has a full on erection in his grave rn USA USA USA
How Costa didn't win 100k proves they really hate him since they know he would 10x that in Brazil and not take any shit fight they give him that redit fag was cringe and gay
>>154216917>"tossing that chin out there"Had me dead.I am gonna be feeling this fumble for while but not as long as Jiri and his team.
>>154216959He sealed his fate at the weigh in doing the look off. Smug enough to brush off a healthy Ulberg, he probably thought it would become a light sparring session, when he thought Ulberg was done.
>>154216962Dana said lightning would stop it. You saying I should trust Dana White? He has never said a lie to me yet
why does no one care the uncanny valley has been smashed to bits or that the three laws of robotics have been ignored as well
Costa is the last good fighter who actually fights absolute fearless man my boy is and he took ratlips vape hahahahaha
>>15421696417k in Miami. UFC is dying
>>154217019send the bathing vape link
The UFC is dying:Royce gracie's knees are gone and he's retired.Huges may not return, he's like 40 and he probably will be asked to never kick again after the train hit himCouture was never a big draw, and now he jerked off in front of a cameraPenn has injury problems.Sylvia doesn't seem to be a big drawSilva needs more wins, could be a good draw in the future.Chuck liddell needs more wins, not sure if he's a big draw.Nobody cares about Rich franklin.Ronda has no competition.Jones is pretty much their only big draw, and I doubt he's in GSP numbers territory.
When I make it to the UFC I’ll only accept payment in Diamond Supply and Bape. Hunter will get me so swagged out
I’ll say it since no one else will, I miss Josh Koscheck and wish he could’ve retired with a win
>>154217017the wmma is giving me grief
>forgot to edit out rondas'tawlf
Matt Hughes fought a train and inner demons to a draw
Have you said thank you once?
>>154217044When Severn choked her out in Denver b talmbout an all time bang her
Maybe I’m pen pals with Phil Baroni and you just don’t know it.
You ever stop to say thank you, but realize the one person you haven’t been thanking is right there in the mirror. Think about that next time before you step into the octagon of life, you owe it to yourself.
You ever gave a good review to the Gringo papi?
My type of comedy is more of dane cook and bill burr
>>154217053too many times
Mitch Hedberg has passed away. He was one of the original ultimate fighters
For me it was C.B dollaway the man who inspired Colby
i'm partial to brunettes
>>154217131I went to a UFC fight once, but it was just two guys laying on the ground occasionally moving, that is not a fight, that is a gay porno
for me? its the female anus
>30-26 >29-28>29-28
talmbout the doberman or pitbull cuz it’s all tha same thing b when ur talk bout da dawgs
Colby is a lesson that being an ass kissing bitch never pays in the long run, Lewis?? never once kissed any ass and in fact moons the audience after a fight
>>154217175call that post a podium cos i stand behind it
How do you actually pronounce Hokit is it HOE-KIT or HA-KIT?
Is there a begged for a post fight bonus stat? That’s automatic grounds for cutting. I don’t give a fuck about your medical bills or your shit. You chose go fight you Jakoevmalaev fuck off the mic
spit on that thang
>>154217204Hoke it
HAWK-IT is the only way I say it similar to Frank Mur
>>154217186It's the heeming.
The white house card is going to be bigger than the world cup
talmbout impractical jokers b tru it’s a good show and Jon jones watches it nonstop
>>154217214You might be right about that
World Cup is that once every 20 year thing yeah? What’s so cool about the bugs hatching and all that
If Hokit bangs with Lewis he is getting knocked out on the White House lawn and would retire for RAF
Lewis has a Lambo he can't fit in now that's a flex
Most disappointing thing from the White House setup? No wood used. What’s Clay “The Carpenter” Guida supposed to do with all the Iron Mike Chandler used to make the stage.
do ufc fighters drive cars like you and I
What if Gane was one of us? Just a stranger on the bus?
Going to be pottery when Gane uses his double eye pokes and kick to the nuts
Jon is typical.
Weebs on twitter are complaining about the last rizin event being boring lol
pottery in motion I like my vases thrown like my kitchen sinks.
>>154217299Was the Schaubdullaev fight any good?
>>154217309They threw him in there with a jpop guy or something and he raped him. Complete mismatch
>>154217309It's about some guy called danny sabattello apparently snoozing decisions
>>154217309talmbout the Mongolian mountain Russian with the funny hat and beard? Yeah that’s him
There is a serious theory that Jon Jones is a serial killer in the Albuquerque area
>Both pitbull brothers lost
Just hard retarded is jiri
One day you’ll understand snooker the way I do
>>154217322What’s the theory? Jon jones is why I carry a gun
>>154217322Serial killing is common among homosexuals
I don't carry a gun because I know Jesus walks with me.
>>154217335Triple retard Jiri
>>154217322He's like Patrick Bateman but black
>>154217315Dude looks like a worldbeater but it's tough to judge him considering the match-ups he's getting
Jesus carried a glock
Most wins in the UFC is held by Jesus. Who are the losers thanking
Jesus spent all of his time with hookers and hated wealthy merchants and bankers
>>154217391He's just like me...
Jesus saw the octagon and decided to fight for your sins in it. Thank him
What if Yoel said yes to Gay Jesus?
Any mormon fighters, joseph smith people forget man
The brutal reality of fighting
I designate Germany as the next OP
Make the Schaub thread please
Mexican cookie with salsa ROFLCOPTER
>tfw in the kitchen when bruce buffer comes on
Tell a German see you later and he will say what time
>>154217470Haha
>>154217487Tried this on Will Fleury he called me a cunt.
>>154217391Why do his supporters hate hookers and love wealthy merchants and bankers I wonder
>>154217299>>154217316Movsar taught him well
>>154217456Huh?
>>154217505Destiny is calling b and I'm not talmbout a stipper
Talmbout a dezignaded changcellor b
Cejudo didn't get a pop because no one was able to see him on the jumbo tron
>>154216962FAT UGLY RETARDED FREAKSMENTALLY ILL PIGGY!!!
>>154217506Don't know how to link a new thread but I will try. I guess...
so its finally agreed gasedoutelum was robbed against dogbender
Bless SchaubBless the German threadBless Schaub senior
He will be the one to accomplish german heemdealism
>>154217543BASEDler was actually the best man at Schaub seniors wedding
>>154217542>>154217542>>154217542>>154217542s'awlrit b, i'll leenk it for you
