prev. >>154206362
Blow Gays
doyers
roki good inning
insane how 4 of our guys have 2+ hits this game, and then the rest of the team is doing nothing
stFd!!!wtFbttd!!
nobody cares doyerpacos
ROKI FUCKS YA!
Clement is so good man...
>phillies hitters 4-9An issue for years but still no investment. Middleton is a fag who doesn't actually want to spend. Go sell more vapes
SLY
what the fuck is this game lol
imagine a varshobomb right now haha..
Nico is so good wtf
everyone cares dodgerchads
OHTANI BOMB
>varshit
Dodger thread won against the faggot thread!
Mets will pay Chizzum half a billy next year
homeruntani
Doggie Doo fans celebrating a pitcher laboring thru one inning
>>154209191based sausage girl
first pitch swingingand first pitch CRUSHINGOHO MANBIG FLY OHTANI SAN
>>154209225source??
Our pitchers being mega ass already starting on the first batter
DINGERTANI
wahahahaha
>The lowest ERA since SneedMcChuck>This man is something else...>Immediate Ohtani homerHOLY KEK
Varsh-oh no
>>154209191sausage girl is really coming out of her shell
Attamaya
>YOU'RE SO GOOD, MAN!-strength coach to ohtani
god the tracking angle at rogers is so spooky. Acts like every high fly is threatening to go out
>hoffman in a zero leverage situationTune into the jays game, an immaculate inning is coming.
BLESS YOU BOYS!
>Adolis Garcia popped into a double playOh Jesus what happened?
my dbags are going to win again
Mariners!
Welp GG minny
>>154209290Padbacks got the hot hand
Tigods
Wait… is this the Ms city connects now?
>>154209313The Steelheads retro negro league unis are replacing the Sunday Creams on home Sundays this year.
orioles won that ballgame.
>>154209294gg jasy. hope your injury luck turns around
hoffman is a cy young tier closer as long as the game is already hopeless for one of the teams
Giants frens<(^•^<) good awoofternoon awoofternoodle noon everyone >>154209329
Randy slap! Brendan Flyover scores!
I thought Roki was a decent reliever why is he starting again
it really feels like they nerfed the balls
>pages moved to 2-holehe's going to immediately regress isn't he
Thus it has begun
>>154209308no one cares about golf
>>154209350temperature probably fucks it harder than people realizebaseball is NOT a spring sport
>>154209345because he's an even better starter
>degroms first ever pitch to ohtani is a HR
>>154209370I like it :3 seeing Rory bounce back is fun it's hard watching stuff like 2026 tiger woods
Fuck bellinger and fuck jizz
>>154209308we already went over this: 4chan is brownoid clay. we ran the whites off
>>154209386Lol
>>154209308A STANTONIAN PUTT
>>154209308its not on my streaming sites so i cant watch it
GG Phils
my poorats are winning again..
>Fish lose>Mets lose>Phils loseMy Braves have a great opportunity tonight
>>154209430The good Lord has blessed them this day
>>154209350interesting
Why did they sign this Okamoto fag to a big contract again
>>154209454>>154209430Healthy young pitcher goes to Atlanta, gets pumped by massive barrels of high velocity, doesn't feel good and changes - HOMERUN. Many such cases.
atta boy roki
>>154209454Might want to knock on wood considering injury bug last year '-';
>>154209489he got out of that one
yo can the Twins pls stop winning?
>>154209428how is this happening?
>>154209489>>154209507torture watching him pitch
jp walkford :)
>>154209414It's on CBS.
sasaki projects an aura of insecurity up the ying yang
Angels are it!
>>154209530I still see the X
dom walkzone
>>154209533HE'S JUST A KID
>>154209533He looks like he wants to cry. All the time
Bailalo ROKI
>>154209543the x? what's wrong with your television?
this bullpen is ass lmao
this inning is where the rags will gape roki
roki susniggi
NATS!!
>>154209533he needs to get in the fucking robot
>walking the bases full
>>154209543Your monitors off. You’re on the hitlist
E L L YLLY
roku sasucki :(
>>154209578it begins
it's over
>>154209612>getting excited for the too little too late dinger
HUGE double play Peraza
>>154209624i gotta have something after this shitfest
>astros trainer out on the moundit keeps happening
do you guys ever watch big inning?
>>154209622damn, look at him go!
cody boton PULLED
BORDER PATROL SPOTTED IN DOYER STADIUM
>>154209607Cute Baltimore fren :@>>154209622Thanks flappy Bois for smacking Yankees my Orange ducks are first in AL east least for now
>asstros pitchingkwab
>>154209642yeah it's a good watch occasionally
Angels Win!Bullpen trying to give me a heart attack, but what a game from Soriano.GG Reds.
wew
we still got it we still got it
lmao Lindor doesn't even have an RBI this season. How is that possible
>>154209704no way this is true
nagasaki looks exhausted already
>>154209674
>>154209741the LA air is getting to him
>>154209386Upgrading my lol to a lmao
>doyer fag making a post about a shit team instead of a HoF player who just passed awaycringeRIP scrap iron
how long until the 'roki as a starter' experiment ends?
>M's nobletiger
Sosucki can’t even get out of this inning!
>>154209642Wanting it longer tbdesu but definitely fun especially during nights when about to snooze
Fuck you Sasaki.
it's never been more over
>>154209766how long until the "2 way player" meme ends?
gotta catch that rush gotta challenge that rush
this kid ain't it. demote his ass to the bullpen and end this charade.
sasaki is such a mental midget
>RBI walkyippee no nobletiger!
BUSCHIE BOP!!!
Vigilantes de Tejas
The jap is not even good to be a reliever
I can't wait until June when all the bandwagon doyer fags get tired of spamming
>josh immediately fouls outthank god for julio working that walk
>Poo-rats
>>154209838I don't think so
Sasaki pulled top 3rd
don't tell anyone, but Sasaki is the reason Doyers lost their Cleveland series
>>154209817Lmao I thought something was up 10/10
It's overi da...
>>154209827*october
>>154209870oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh harder
JUSTIN ROSE WITH A LINDORIAN FUCK UP!!!
CALL IS CONFIRMED
>wrongki cucksaki
SIT THE FUCK DOWN NEVER DOUBT UMPIES
noooo rush not that one
somehow got out of that
>>154209386Final edit: lmfao
NATS SWEEP!!1! SUCK A DICK MILWAUKEE!!
>>154209901Abs is already making dividends why wasn't this implemented sooner o.o
reminder: the best team in the league is 40% on challenges, which means umpies are winning against ABS
>>154209916is that the hardest you can laugh? weak
>>154209928why is your mascot a chicken?
>>154209941
>>154209932give them just a taste of control, and then slowly take it away from them...
>>154209191I pounded her strike zone
can someone gives me a QRD on the Solar and Lopez fight? looked like Lopez was just inaccurate
randy!
>>154209966did it smell like sausages?
Alex Stolenland
CALL 'EM
lmao luke got a double off of that
>>154209941I lied, saving the big roflmao for The Moment
oh fuck... kim... why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! daves gonna be pissed
way to go comet you fucking retard
>Tatis is in the infield again>back to back multi hit gamesso you mean to tell me the reason Tatis slumped post suspension really was "he just misses being a shortstop"
>>154209191this game's in the bag, go on sausage girl, link'em!!!!!
Mariners hitting it where they ain't in the 3rd!
>>154210016Hello henlo truck fren <33
Alex Call has lowkey been a good platoon pieceKinda looks like that Bullseye actor in the Daredevil show
Are the Red Sox finally getting their shit together?
>>154210016What's in the box?
>another dogshit pitching performance Honestly, (you) or I would probably be able to pitch for the Astros at this point.
>>154210036was about to say something about him off the bench
walktani
I'd bench kim for that and demand he see a sports therapist
>>154210032What it do, homie?>>154210039The severed heads of all the previous, failure, General Managers.
>>154210051back to back innings with bases loaded no outs is pretty brutal, but it's only 2 runs right now!
>>154210039ya mama
What just happened to Pivetta?
good ab from ohtanianyway here's tucker to gidp
>>154210063Not much right meow, had a comfy nap after church now watching baseball how's your day?
I’m three pitches in at my minor league team’s game and two of our players KWAB’d themselves already crashing into each other
chinny tucker has been so mediocre
with the nats win, the mets are now last place in the nl easthttps://vocaroo.com/14Pad4mk0LQY
cole young rbi walk :D
>Tuckek
>Pivetta throwing a no hitter>diesno...
Someone explain to me the small but vocal HSK stans on X. He's pretty good but not THAT good. What is it? Just that he's Korean?
lmao this nigga go to CHURCH
>>154210094Played pickleball from 8 to 2. It was my first day playing sports after my gallbladder was removed 4 weeks ago. I'm so sore.Cole "I CALL THE STRIKES" Young with a clutch RBI.
My chihuahuas are getting gaped 9-19 in the top 10th!
>>154210128yes because they like kslop
Bases loaded AGAIN >Asstros
>>154210107>back afta dis
>>154210037No the Cardinals unironically have a dogshit bullpen that gives up 4+ runs in a single inning
>>154209999observed
Brendan Flyover sac fly!
>>154210149Hate to say this, but we're about to steal a pitcher from you probably too
The Mariners are a scary team as long as none of them are swinging at the ball.
fuck
SAC ATTACK
the fuck was that
Actually why would cam smith even catch that lol
>>154210051Hunter Brown should've skipped town to Dtown with his idol
doyers??????????
ahh shit
it's jolly rover
Call wtfAlthough something tells me Pages was gonna strike out anyway
Conforto!!!
>>154210149Picture this: It's summer in El Paso, and you're lying face down on Santa Fe Street. You can feel someone lift your waist so that your knees slide underneath you. Suddenly, your belt is undone and your pants slip around your ankles. As you come to the realization that you're face-down ass-up on a busy sidewalk, you feel the familiar pressure of a thick, hard cock entering your narrow asshole. You turn your head to try and look back, but encounter a stiff palm to the face. Your cheek is shoved onto the pavement as I enter further into your ass.You scream in protest, but it's too late. I slip balls-deep into your ass, I take a moment to enjoy the insertion, and then I start to thrust.Hard.You feel discomfort as I use my hand to brace my weight against your face, and it's almost enough to distract from my thrusting. Almost. Because I am fucking you harder than you ever thought you could be fucked. Each time I slam my pelvis against your ass cheeks it feels like you're going to be split in two. Your taint feels my ballsack slap against it rhythmically, your buttocks ripple as I jackhammer you like a man possessed, and your prostate screams with pleasure as the bell-end of my meat pole smashes into it over and over.Suddenly, the pressure against your face lifts, and you think it might be over. Nope. I lift you up, set you down so that you're on all fours, and grab two plump handfuls of ass meat. People on the street stop to watch as I fuck a drooling, cross-eyed mess of a man into mental oblivion.With a final, loud thrust I release a hot load of cum inside your savaged boipussy. You collapse on the street, cum trickling out of your ass as you lose consciousness.
>>154210138Ooh.. never had anything removed aside from shattered bones hope you're doing well
>assturds losing in april is like winning the world series to mariner fags
dodgers will get skenes sooner or later
>>154210196he was gonna single
Earth to Cal, you're supposed to NOT swing while facing the asstros!
a big dumperian strikeout
Oh no, Pivetta ;~; I guess we'll be calling up Waldron or canning soon. Holy hell, our starting rotation is COOKED.
>>154210198Mets fan here. I’ll take what he’s getting
All the outs that inning were on strikes so idk why they kept throwing balls.
>>154210128koreans are extremely proud of their cultural exports
>>154210214Honestly wouldn't doubt they're literally turning into this century Yankees
Everyone but Tatis is hitting Dingers now, Ty France got one!
gayrates about to give the cubbies the win
>>154210214You mean SkubalSkenes smells like a TJ time bomb
do not reply to astromiguel
>>154210072>>154210126Shoulder, almost certainly IL boundMatt Waldron next up
>>154210243that's a lot of shaved jaw bones
>walki sasucky
>Hunter Brown on IL for probably 2+ months>Imai sent back to Houston for assessment on his throwing arm>Javier on the IL for undisclosed amount of time after 2 awful starts and then hurting himself in the 3rd>Burrows is exceedingly mid>Lance is ok but unreliable with an injury history>Sousa on IL>Blanco on IL coming back from TJ surgery>Wesneski on IL coming back from TJ>Hader still on IL for a month>Okert has been terrible>Blueballs has been ok but has been relied on too much for essentially a rookie>Abreu is beyond awful this season, like worst RP statistically historically in a long time>King has been pretty good, the only reliable pitcher currently>the rest are a bunch of underdeveloped rookies and career AAA pitchers being told to figure it outbros we might need pitching before the deadline
Sasaki is such a kwab worse than Ben Casparius
Andy Pages is leading MLB in batting average with .442
tucker actually got the bag and decided he doesnt care anymore respect
Oh and now Cody Bolton is now apparently hurt
>>154210291How about Lucas Giolito?
>call stops and quits on on double steal>kim selfish ABS challenge while trying to 1-up freeland for 2nd base spot
>>154210243>fly over to SF to show Korean pride in their countryman>wear Hello Kitty giveaways
>>154210291>>154210317what's casey lawrence doing these days?
damn a japanese player taking a walk... WHY CANT MINE DO THAT?
good ab seiya
Assndy Gapes
The worst offense in the entire major leagues.
>>154210336Read up on kamikaze fighters
we are half way to nu tho.
MANFRED EXPLAIN YOURSELF
>>154210291meanwhile
cubs actually about to get walked in to win the game lmao
>>154210318I have no idea why we haven’t grabbed him yet. Hell I have no idea why we haven’t aggressively gone after Sandy Alcantra.
>>154210357skatin' rays on top
>>154210309Casper will settle in. He's a solid bullpen/short start backup. Roki shows no signs of finding his stride. He reminds me of Bobby Miller
>>154210357because 7 8 9!
>>154210350
>>154210350>only japanese guy drew a walkLMAO
>>154210355Checked and based!
cubbies win!
>>154210198Go cubs!
pie rats lost that game :(
[vv]5-0 comeback!gg pirates!!
The Cubbies won that shit, they fucking won that fucking game. You hear that, the FUCKING CUBBIES FUCKING WON.
>>154210350Isn't that Japanese guy supposed to be good
>>154210335He’s an oldhead so he would probably be injured the moment he stepped into the clubhouse unfortunately
good job, roki
>>154210198Your Mom and I aren't getting any grandchildren,are we, son?
>>154210350What is the hitting coach doing?
If Rags had even a smidgen of better plate discipline this would be a blowout
12-19. No outs. Runners in 1st and 2nd. Chihuahuas might actually pull the unthinkable
Kelly em!!!
>>154210310he also won 2nd prize in a beauty contest.a german shepherd's shaved asshole won 1st prize
nips cant play when its lower than 25 celcius in the stadium, you'll have to excuse every japanese player for not bothering to adjust to the big leagues
Sasaki's final line:4IP, 5H, 2ER, 5BB (lol), 6K
>>154210363The tigs can have the retard and swansong JV
>Other GMs are hoping Pivetta opts out this year to try and get him>He dies
My boricua ass needs Timmy cock
(combined) perfect game bid gone...
>half the brewers are dead tooThis next series is going to be an absolute fucking circus.
based PagesWho would have thought this lean mean bulldog looking mfucker would end up being the hot hitter he has been ever since joining
les do it andyP
>>154210463Big mad kek
munchy plz
>>154210350I have never heard of any of these names except for Benintendi and the nip
>>154210484he just swings at everything, eventually pitchers will take advantage of that and fuck him
>>154210484ME
Freddie "Warning Track" Freeman
>>154210037Cardinals are just that bad
>>154210454Based Pivetta doing an end-around to stay with SD two more years
>>154210511So far he has shown better plate discipline in this young season
>>154210037berds have no pitching
>>154210477Dammit you jinxed it hahah
especially after commercial breaks, you have to readjust your stream so it can be only ten seconds behind>>154210511THANKS, andyP
>>154210511Cleveland needs a closer so badly
>>154210291i'm just waiting for Texans again, this season is already over.
>>154210546we already lost it with the HBP
Cubs girl here
>>154210480Purrfect orange kot energy using the one combined brain cells to sleep :'3
>Gayrates
roki s4s4ki
>Ohtani homers off deGrom's first pitch>ITS OVER HES WASHED>proceeds to silence Doyers offense no problemOld man still got it
>>154210552>stroud still qbI'm just waiting until 2027 spring training
>henriquez it's over
there's 5th inning logan
>sasaki outnow the dodgers can win the game
Should be 1 out but because of Kim's retardation we got a man on base
Our retard did something
come onnnn double play
>>154210644>>154210608
>gayngers
Matt Waldron (offspeed knuckleballer) is going to be back in MLB with Pivetta's injury. He's currently dominating AAA (0 ER, 12Ks, 1BB in El Paso)
Literally me
>>154210657he's now 2 for his last 30
>>154210662YUP
What's with the guy posting Saints Row screencaps
>>154210581random solo homers on his fastball are degroms specialty
>>154210678based
>>154210699he's playing saints row
>>154210699boomers
what are (You) having for dinner mleb?
>>154210644With this B Team it'll only be when degrom steps off
georgia.... georgiaaaaaa...
>>154210721cod and rice with sauteed red onions & mushrooms
>>154210721What the fuck is that? Gravy? Ranch?
>>154210721Ham and cheese sammich and macaroni '-'
>>154210689He’s an awful catcher too. I don’t know why we are still sticking with him. I’d rather see Vasquez start tbdesu.
>>154210721breakfast was Bacon, Eggs, and buttermilk pancakes made from scratch (including the butter milk)lunch was left over enchilladas I made last night (from scratch)dinner is some pork ribs I have smoking with a side of potato salad (need I tell you it's home made?) and corn on the cob
Hyeongseong Kim is a woman
Kim ain't it
>>154210740georgia the whore day through
I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
Mariners RISP is making me so angry.
The Mariners just have to resist the urge to swing at fucking retarded dogshit out of the zone.
degrom... more like depussy
>deGrom throws one (1) ball>"you know what? fuck this, we should walk him"lol
Lads i get very disappointed at regular season attendances. People only ever go full house in stadiums unless the Dodgers are in town or postseason
aint no way we got degrom giving out IBBs
>>154210721Here’s what I’m ordering for tonight
The only people in the Dodgers batting team that do work is Ohtani, Pages and Freeman everyone else is useless honestly
Great swing Mistah Tuckah! Love that 60 million dollah swing!
>>154210898> diet> not zero...yikes...
jfc
>cuckerStarting to test my patience
noooo KING TUCK.....
dodgers might have overpaid for chinny tucker...
I was curious about the walk, meow I see why
kek doyerpacos
Cam on Sox I believe in ya
They're just gonna keep IBB-ing Ohtani if this is all Tucker brings to the table
Aggggggh but he exchanged knowing bedroom eyes with Ohtani! Umpie change the call right now!
>>154210852>>154210854It's a huge problem and now /we/ are going to pay for it.
kyle tuck getting breakfast @ egg tuck in wilshire
>>154210721bacon, eggs, and ice cream bar
ON wilshire my bad
>>154210984DP gets out of the jam :D
>>154210891>>154210847yeah...YEAH!!!
>>154210852This thot, the sausage girl and the vtumor spam seem to indicate that /mlb/ is filled with desperately lonely timmys pining for le quirky chungus gf
You know, for how bad the jays are doing, at least tucker isn't rotting on this team for 10 years, christ we almost did that.
DPPC'mon, Mariners, score some more runs, damnit!
>>154211030is this news to you?
wtf was that!?
DFA that retard
>>154211030>pining for le quirky chungusWorse. They want to BE the quirky chungus gf.
>>154211031tucker will be fine
those doggiedoos
>>154211050pitchers spill their spaghetti if you need them to throw anywhere but across the plate
white sux pitchers just walked 2 runners in lmao
Henriquez looked aces last season wtf happened? He has Yohan-ified
>bringing in dreyer against nimmorightedit: lmao and before the post cooldown he already fucked it
Dodgers bullpen got this. I ain't even worried!
>>154211083He was never good. He just has a great arm
>Update from the Padres clubhouse: Nick Pivetta left today’s game with right elbow stiffness.no.....NO!!!!
Tucker is a bust
Dryer with the elite check on Nimo kek
based roa hitting josh there's no way he's getting on base otherwise
Maybe that will wake up Naylor.
FUCKING DOMINICAN RETARD
See, Naylor has it right, JUST DONT SWING.
It looked like Julio was jogging right there.
roki still only gave up 2. it's the bats
>>154210685>How did you know I'm from Bakersfield?
The aircraft carrier sent in a precision strike
based raley scoring 2 based randy not being a retarded dominican
I could use a cubs girl
LUKE RALEY GETTING IT DONE
>>154211163People from LA don’t care about the faggot rams. There’s a reason why the Niners at Rams game is in Australia Seeing the Niners take over sofi is always bad for business
>>154211165Worst nickname since "the alien" for Jason Dominguez
>rags
>>154210287kek
freddie :)seager :(
>>154211153It's interesting because while deGrom is a great pitcher he doesn't seem unhittable. But the only guys to get hits off of him are Ohtani (who faced him for the very first time in his career) and Call and Pages, the rookies. It's as if old-timers like Freddie and Muncy psyched themselves into thinking they can't hit off of him although Freddie just did as I was typing this
Seems like Bellozzo is allowing hits on every pitch lol
alright alright
LAUREANOOOOOOOO
>>154211194exciting plays at the plate today!
Laureano is just that guy desu. Lead him every day, I don't care. Love me Ramón.
POST THE MUNCY MEMEIT'S TRUE>0.2
>>154211192I'm a Cubs girl!
>>154211153A start less than 4 innings is atrocious. I don't care if you K 12.
muncy you fat fuck
>Poodrepacos thinking they're hot shit now because they get to sweep the Rockies.
anyone else tired of this shit
think the freeland experiment is coming to a close
'tani can't win with these cats
>>154211286The rocks were on a hot streak coming into this series
Wait, you're telling me the mets were shut out today? By the A's? The Sacramento A's? It can't be true.
>>154211324>The Sacramento A'sno such thing
You can put it on the boarddddd yes!
>>154211250DO THESE NUMBERS WORK OUT?
>>154211289To be fair that was a kino moment>deGrom and Ohtani have never faced each other>superstar vs superstar>Ohtani homers off his first pitch
nigga named burger
>scam smith
it's looking like today is not the Doggie's day
>>154211289It gets clicks, what do you want them to do?
>>154211339Rin! Always Rin! I love Rin so much
>>154211339Would lick thighs
>>154211291lmao both he and kim today
>>154211200>He thinks being from Bakersfield is being from LA
>>154211341My bad, 5 innings or less*. Would legitimately rather have a starter end his day giving up 5 runs in 5 than 3 runs in 4.
>>154211387nah Kim should stay he's cool
>>154211375Have some integrity maybe? I fucking hate "clicks" and lack of team focus
Finally a Walter worthy performance.
>>154211234Certainly more exciting than what happens around my chicken tendies plates.
casparius reminds me of robin williams as popeye
>>154211286I wanted to believe in the red hot rox
>>154211407>NOOO THAT"S NOT LA< IT"S JUST A SUBURB!!!!you sound as cringy as new yorkers when they say they're from queens and not NYC
>>154211339Tied up, bitch
buntgawds blessing the royles
>>154211381son, that's a cartoon...
>>154211339Still will lose
>>154211451Bakersfield is to Los Angeles as Poughkeepsie is to NYC
>>154211496he's in LOVE
>>154211350>super star
https://vocaroo.com/14s9S6YWUmaB
>>154211518how's vicki milftits?
>>154211289
>>154211496The conditional tense “would” implies that he would lick her thighs if he could. His statement is valid, though retarded
i miss the cubbie maid...
>Latina God Bless America singer>named Elizabeth Burrito
Big Time Rush!
Rushing is crushing it
>>154211570kekini
alrighttt here we go
This is the inning, dodgerbros!
>>154211518no, it's akin to the DALLAS cowboys playing in Arlington, or the NY Mets playing in NJcope and seethe, it is part of LA because the team that plays there calls themselves LA
no... not rojas... not again...
Let's show our appreciation for the Cubs!
should have made call bunt, dave
rags blowpen collapse is in progress
>Kim got yankedkwabWill they IBB Ohtani again?
you stupid useless hicks, if you let the doggie doos off the hook.....
MERRILL!
manfred bringing out the scripted phoned in ohtani go ahead bomb zzzzzzzz
yeesh
>>154211570Da faq?
fuck this gay ass team
Ohtani never seems to deliver in these moments
>>154211714i understand now. even if your team wins or if you do well personally, your spiteful hateful womanly nature overrides all LMAO
welp
tuck em!
I actually live in Manfred's little brain, it's cozy in here knowing literally everything that happens in baseball is the opposite of what I say will happen. He actually fucks with the script in real time reading this thread.Here's tuckie, wonder what's next!
>>154211518>Poughkeepsieno way that's a real place
>>154211638No professional sports team plays in Bakersfield
TUCK EM RBI
>5ch calling Tucker "Conforto"o kek, KEK
CHINNY DID SOMETHING
Based Ohtani popping out so Tucker could get his moment.Is there anything he can't do?Kek
TUGGER :DDD
KING TUCK
>>154211780unless you count vicki milftits
>>154211714imagine thinking that anyone from dallas area is a "hick"the town is built on the back of insurance conmen and frauds
>>154211784tell them to apologize
TUCK N’ SUCK
>>154211572Never met her
Ferrer was such a good trade bros.
Tucker looks so much happier with the Dodgers than when he was with the astros
Where are my Rockford Cub fans at?
>white sux
THEY'RE SCARED OF PAGES
>>154211780apologies, I confused it for Inglewood, another city that you faggots claim isn't "in LA"
Blowpen blowsBlowpen blowsHey Chihuahuas whaddaya sayThe rags are gonna lose today
>winn>loses
>>154211852he won though
>>154211851>Chihuahuasno way that's a real team
>>154211774It's where Andy keeps his gamelogs
>>154211866we already established that manfred is in the thread rigging the game in real time tho
I need nu tho
new when?
>>154211818still the only player on the team that speaks english
nu...tho>>154209174>>154209174>>154209174>>154209174
>>154211570vocawoo!
>>154211833Sounds like you're mad at someone else. Inglewood is in LA, and the borough analogy makes sense if you had the city right. But you said Bakersfield, and that's too far.
>>154211901Absolutely disgustingI'm gonna make a new thread just to spite (You)
>>154211920IAYC :^)
>>154211932i'll post there
ROJAS good catch
