/wnba/Dawn of the 2026 season edition>2026 WNBA Draft: Monday, April 13. 7 p.m. ET (4 p.m. PT)(1 a.m. in Hungary the next day)>Season starts Friday, May 8>Draft order for round 1: Dallas, Minnesota, Seattle, Washington, Chicago, Toronto, Portland, Golden State, Washington, Indiana, Washington, Connecticut, Atlanta, Seattle, Connecticut>Angel Reese traded to Atlanta Dream for picks>2 new expansion teams: Portland Fire and Toronto Tempo>Connecticut Sun moving to Houston>UCLA Bruins win NCAA tournament, several UCLA players will be in the draft>Azzi Fudd of UConn projected to go number 1 to reunite as teammates with her girlfriend Paige Bueckers>Sabrina Ionescu comes out as Chinese>Jacy Sheldon dealt to Chicago Sky from Mystics for a future first round pick>The Chicago Sky and Los Angeles Sparks have agreed to a trade. Rickea Jackson to the Sky and Ariel Atkins to the Sparks>Kelsey Mitchell signs 1 year supermax with Indiana Fever>DiJonai Carrington signs with Chicago Sky>Arike Ogunbowale signs with Dallas Wings>Natisha Hiedeman of Stud Budz signs with Seattle Storm>Chelsea Gray signs 3 year deal with Las Vegas Aces>Britney Griner signs with Connecticut Sun>Azura Stevens signs with Chicago Sky>Lexie Hull signs with Indiana Fever>Monique Billings signs with Indiana Fever>Satou Sabally signs with New York Liberty>Skylar Diggins signs with Chicago Sky>Jonquel Jones signs with New York Liberty>Dearica Hamby signs with Los Angeles Sparks>Alanna Smith, co DPOY winner, signs with Dallas Wings>Sophie Cunningham signs with Indiana Fever>Kelsey Plum signs with Los Angeles Sparks>Skylar Diggins signs with Chicago Sky>Azurá Stevens signs with Chicago Skyhttps://azzifudd.com/previous thread: >>153923753
Aussie Alanna Smith is a massive pickup for Dallas
the likes
>>154210731Minnesota also lost Bridget Carleton. RIP
Jeff cooked lmfao
>>154210650Valkyries from MLV > Valkyries from WNBA
What would HVL's taco bell order be?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776035642469673.webmWhoever gets Jaquez is getting a gem
i made plum a millionaire
Everyone loves Angel.
My Sophie is staying~
>>154214062need plum to spend her $1m on a supercar so she can go 150mph on the highway and have fun with her new toy
>>154215358wait in LA their highway traffic is bad so maybe she can buy a fast boat
when are one of these bitches gonna learn to dunk
>>154210650Imagine the lesbian sex
the cute studbud sounds like she's smart and has something to say despite her cocomelon stare but then the kamata-kun ugly one interjects with something like "SHE GOTTA BE GAY I DONT DO DIS BI SHI PERIOD THAT PART"
>>154215358She's in LA. Her rent is probably $10k a month
horrendous makeup and hair for the fudd
>>154221065she looks cutelauren betts looks like a tranny with her makeup
>>154221088i think betts mogs her tonight personally. fudd doesn't look right dolled up.
would be super funny if paige's team doesn't take azzi, seems like kind of a unique situation? I thought a lot of the big big girls like lauren betts bust in the pros because they can't move
>>154221223azzi can't dribble and create for herself or others. but her efficiency is insane. plus she has the uconn push. i think olivia miles would be the better pick if they want a guard. and again it's like they want a power couple running the team if they take azzi
KK arnold's tormentor finally left Uconn
>Retain Arike for some fucking reason>Draft Azzibrehs
olivia miles LETS GOOOO
>>154221312If there wasn't leaked videos of Azzi licking Paige's ass then she goes number 1
>>154221312showin up to the draft lookin like richard ayoade
>>154221276she's so skilled but she's a manlet
kim mulkey terrorist
>>154216717Dunking is boring. Just watch ballet instead if you like dunking. But Dominque Malonga dunks regularly.
>>154218350Which one is the cute one? They're both funny and kinda cute in a teddy bear way.
>>154221065I hate how women are pressured to wear makeup all the time now. Just go bare face. She's pretty as hell with nothing.
>>154221248Posting Flau'jae's music to celebrate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfBi3Awjm4M
>>154221276She is dating Maddy Westbeld?
mystics got the 2 giants from UCLA
Angel Reese mention during the draft >>>>>>>
i heard the guard the fever drafted is a caitlin hater
>>154221879Caitlin doesn't seem very likable in real life.
BIG BOOTY KNEEPKENS
>>154221902she'd be a femcel if she couldn't put the ball through the hoop and dribble and pass i understand but the dawn staley players hate her for being good
Storm get - Draft rights to Flau'jae JohnsonValkyries get - Draft rights to Marta Suarez, 2028 second-round pick
>>154222075I'm guessing it was agreed to before the flau pick
>>154222087I expected Flau to get taken earlier
Wtf just happened with Storm and Valkyries? For what reason?
>>154222114marta is better anyways.
league got set back 10 more years.
>>154222174I hope they break up just for the drama
I think her brother is better looking than she is.
>>154222203Paige is a cuck
>>154222207chicago taking her instead of flau'jae cause they don't want no LSU connections KEK
>>154222217heh
>>154222207she's my goblinmode wife
>Awa Senpaididn't know WNBA scouts were falling for the FREAK FOREIGNER meme
>>154222207got any JAQUEZ FRIES from fatsals for me, teammate?
>>154222174Why are we acting like Azzi isn't good?
>>154222217how'd that work out with hvl lol 0 reason she should've gone first round last year
>>154222294HVL isn't friends with Angel. HVL is a right wing schizo who needs BBC to survive.
You think Lauren Betts admitting she checked herself into a psychiatric sanitarium made the Wings take The Fudd? I mean Azzi Fudd may need mental help as well judging from her snapchat captions but I wouldn't admit it to GMs.
>>154222207Gabby is a cutie when she gets dolled up, and goofy (but kind of adorable) when in her uniform. I like her though. She is fun.
https://x.com/ororosfire/status/2043846845110079505?s=20fever faithful freaking the fuck out
fever took this lel
>>154222314This was supposed to be a great duo, but HVL isn't a good enough player to make it work. You can't have superstar + rando as a duo.
>WNBA Draft is a week after the NCAA national championship Don't the women have a combine or something to impress scouts? What about women basketball players from smaller schools or P4 programs with shitty teams?
>>154222447she couldn't even smile right
allows WHO to rest? get Caitlin off this team ran by mossad agents
>>154222447
Holy fucking shit lmao. Raven Johnson is the girl who Clark waved off. She was Angel's friend, which prompted Angel to taunt Clark back after mogging her in the national championship. Raven Johnson just got drafted to Fever.
Caitlin would have gotten over this, but her own fans can't stop bringing it up and obsessing over Angel. Now Caitlin is probably bothered.
>>154222703yeah the fever front office is stupid for this one.
the indiana fever, led by a generational point guard and another all-league star guard, draft a 5'9 point who cannot score at all in the top 10, nice
>>154222722true
>>154222722caitlins gonna wave her off in practice as a joke and raven will call dawn and the NAACP on her
>>154222857I know they're gonna do some buddy PR, but I doubt they're over it. Raven got bullied so bad from the incident she wanted to quit basketball. Caitlin is triggered by the whole college experience losing twice in the final and losing to her media-made rival, a massive stain on her perfect image. I'm waiting for the selfie together where they clearly both don't want to be there.
>>154222799>Aari Mcdonald showed she's a great backup>Odyssey Sims is good too>Signed TJ's hot sister to a training camp contract>Like 2-3 other guards on the rosterFever GM owed a favor to an agent or they signed her just to cut her not sure why they didn't address an actual need
>>154222898caitlin is the best womens college athlete of all time. why would she be triggered by this? get your personal headcanon out of here.
>>154222912She's definitely not lol.
>>154222900Fever letting the opps into the lockerroom is concerning. Stephanie White openly saying this is Kelsey Mitchell's team and "hating the luka style of play" is super concerning. I guess Caitlin is gonna have to find a way to make it work. Wish they could get a stretch 4 - kneepkens was right there.
>>154222931I mean Mitchell is by far the best player on the team.
>have caitlin and raven on the court together>AB gets the rebound>passes to ravenim gonna die
>>154221223any half-decent big is a hot commodity
>>154223123Raven is never going to hit a wnba court outside of garbage time if ever
>>154223507she was like 4pts 3ast in the last 2 games of the tournament. 0 offensive game. not even top in stocks or deflections. no height. and the fever said they would have taken her in the top 5, kek. That's GM malpractice.
my mystics took my cancerous toxic bitch Cotie McMahon
>>154223348What is this Taekwondo white belt doing there?
>>154223784She needs my BWC to calm her down
2026 WNBA Draft: First-round grades1. Dallas Wings: Azzi Fudd, G, UConn (Grade: A-)2. Minnesota Lynx: Olivia Miles, G, TCU (Grade: A)3. Seattle Storm: Awa Senpai, C, Spain (Grade: A+)4. Washington Mystics: Lauren Betts, C, UCLA (Grade: A-)5. Chicago Sky: Gabriela Jaquez, G, UCLA (Grade: B)6. Toronto Tempo: Kiki Rice, G, UCLA (Grade: A)7. Portland Fire: Iyana MartÃn Carrión, G, Spain (Grade: B+)8. Golden State Valkyries: Flau'jae Johnson, G, LSU (Traded to Seattle)9. Washington Mystics: Angela Dugalić, F, UCLA (Grade: B)10. Indiana Fever: Raven Johnson, G, South Carolina (Grade: A-)11. Washington Mystics: Cotie McMahon, F, Ole Miss (Grade: C+)12. Connecticut Sun: Nell Angloma, F, France (Grade: A)13. Atlanta Dream: Madina Okot, C, South Carolina (Grade: A-)14. Seattle Storm: Taina Mair, G, Duke (Grade: D+)15. Connecticut Sun: Gianna Kneepkens, G, UCLA (Grade: A)
PAWG QUEEN KNEEPKENS midwestern PAWG from Duluth Minnesota! Doesn't own a phone! almost 50/40/90 and thick with size! The Fever passed on her! HAHA
Wings admitting their #1 pick needs development dribbling left and righthttps://x.com/NekiasNBA/status/2043884331869884660
>>154221879Pic related is the missing piece for the Fever to win it all. Advanced post moves. Great agility. High motor. Knows Caitlin. Can work in tandem with Boston. Great 2nd pick/roll option for Mitchell. They had a winning record with only Boston in the post. Stuelke to grab extra rebounds and putbacks, and get steals and blocks on defense means a title run.
>>154222703every toxic narrative around caitlin has singlehandedly been because two girls couldnt handle one flick of the wrist nba players do every night. angel was mad on behalf of raven that night. cant make this shit up. I hope kneepkens tortures the fever from now on.
>>154224486stuelke isn't in the league
>>154224505Nobody cares about the MNBA first of all.Raven got bullied for it a lot. All Angel did to defend her was wave her hand and point to her finger. We all know who the sensitive ones are.
>>154222506turning point usa ass style
>>154223898where are the sparks
imagine an entire league of cute delectable buttholes! made for for eating and licking and sucking!
Are people genuinely invested in women nba or just horny?
konichiwa, valkyries
>>154225706konichiwa!
>>154225570It's better than the men's nba if you like basketball.
if uconn actually roflstomped the tournament like they were supposed to as MASSIVE favorites then the Azzi pick wouldn't be so bad. except she was a no-show and played shit tier and her team got upset. They could have just got Awa or Betts ffs
Tel Aviv Wings added Alysha Clark
If Bueckers is so good, why is Dallas picking first? I admittedly know nothing about the wnba but in the NBA one great player can literally add like 10-12 wins to your season
>>154229523she's just a scorer. not good at punishing double teams and not a good defender. she pretty much only contributes her 19ppg. also unbelievably unclutch. the wings need to get a big but they drafted her girlfriend who can't dribble or play point guard. she's not an insane elevator + agent of chaos like clark. pic related when they were teammates a few weeks ago, and clark came off the bench.
>>154229701I love how Clark missed the layup so they cut the clip.
I think the Fever and Sky investing heavily in their training facilites might give them a massive edge over opposition.
>>154229571This anon WNBAs
The Fever have 30 guards on their roster. Are they preparing for another season without Groinzilla?
i am unironically excited for the upcoming season
>>154236164she cute
>>154226277dayum nigga who dat
>>154237044I thought this was Tyler the Creator.
>>154222174how is this any worse than the Antetokumpo situation
>>154222207holy shit new wife unlocked who is she?!
>>154242325Gabriela Jaquez
>>154242333>spicoh forget i asked. disgusting
>>154210650who's the big Asian bitch?
>>154242546my wife
>>154242551she cute
>>154210650omg those ladies are so silly! look they're having fun and being silly! lol!
>>154236164valks colorized their roster and traded top 5 prospect in Flau'Jae to keep their #stopasianhate fanbase
>>154244030She’s too fine to be a lesbian. I can't wait until she stops pretending.
>>154244864She's a daddy issues lesbian. Hates men cause he pushed her too hard in training.
>>154245059When has she ever hated men? Obviously men deserve to be hated, but I've never seen that from her.
>>154244030Dez Bryant's tweet makes absolutely no sense. I love hearing gossip and relationship shit and even I can recognize it's nonsense to ask that during a press conference. "They want to be paid millions of dollars but they want to talk about SPORTS!" Dez Bryant is genuinely stupid.
>>154245840womens sports are charity at best. they should be grateful anyone is paying attention in the first place.
https://azzifudd.com/buy Fudd's Wings jersey from an official WNBA retailerlisten to Fudd Around and Find Out on apple music or spotifyFollow Fudd on all socials Go to Wings games
I should be going to wings games I think(this was typed before seeing the preceding post)
>>154248420support Fudd and Paige
>>154246251Women's sports are the only sports worth watching. We all know humans are absolutely shit at athletics, so no one in their right mind is watching sports for athletic value. Women play better fundamentals and also I'm not gay so I'm not watching sweaty men touch each other.
>>154210650Do people actually post in these generals or is it all bots and gooners?
>2 torn acl>Torn mcl>Torn meniscusIs Azzi really that good or did the wings only drafted her to be with her gf Paigey?
>>154250045She was projected #1 way before the lottery BUT that's typical uconn shit. She was always a top 5 pick but if any other team got the #1 they're taking Senpai or Betts.
>>154250118I see, so half half. Good enough to be a lotto pick, but also because of Paigey
>>154250045paige tore her acl too. reese had like back surgery, lower body surgeries, and has a plate in her shin. i think this is normal womens player shit. IIRC the womens soccer league has an ACL tear every week
stephanie white signing all the sheboons to the squad cause she married a black woman and is "invited to the cookout."
>>154250711Damn, and i thought women sports are easier
>>154250887she's gay? dammit. the one thing I hate about the W Is how many lesbians there are some of these bitches are so fine it would only be right for them to want dick
Lauren Betts i will drink your bathwater
haha
feels auraless
post pix with aura
If Megan and Sue can't last as a couple, then Paige and Fudd isn't unbreakable.
>>154255454marriage is a scam
>>154255486tbf there never was no marriage. engaged for like 5 years kek.
>>154255454Sue Bird creeping on the Team USA squad in practice a few weeks ago suddenly makes sense. Poor gay auntie. Juju better watch her pussy.
>>154256497who this?
>>154256624Angel Reese
Aliyah Boston just broke Aja's record for highest paid WNBA player and they're all seething
stephanie white my beloved
>>154256651giwtwm
>>154256645>>154256651unfortunately this terrorist needs to stop the caitlin at small forward gimmick
so the Liberty really gave 3 max contracts. so this gonna be the first team thats gonna be full of minimum wage players
>>154256629sounds familiar
>>154256737I'd rather star players get maxes to even out teams overpaying roleplayers. Props to my girl big boston
>>154256651>all season long so STOP DISRESPECTING US!>its not disrespect i promise>THIS IS TOTAL DISRESPECT!>stephanie i promise you its not disrespect... then i cant tell what hes saying>well im telling you i feel like its disrespectful because...
cute
>Breanna Stewart abandoning her toddlers to play in turkeyYou already are getting paid a gorillion from your massive portfolio, how much you getting paid from roach fc?????
>>154259293Nika Muhl and KK Arnold grooming victims
>>154259293
she's baaaaaaaaack
shes so ugly
if Caitlin doesnt absolutely torch the lague this year im giving up on here which means ill be giving up on the w as a whole as she is the only reason i watch that shit
>>154265935sovl
My Serbian queen is finally in the W. Angela Dugalić
>>154265956You're missing out. Caitlin is the third best player on her team. She's not that good. You would enjoy watching other people.
we wfg now
this board is too slowwe unironically need bots
Pazzi fans in shambles. Can't handle smoke.
I love Sophie!
New fever training camp footage has hit the second tower
I knew she was sucking Jeff's dick sloppy
>>154280773Too slow? I've never seen an actual wnba discussion anywhere, ever. All 6 wnba fans in the world are here.
somebody destroy aja wilson
>>154280773When the season starts the Hungary schizo obsessed with Lexie will single-handedly keep threads alive unless he finally got arrested or kills himself
Jalen Rose's daughter needs to go to jail for her crimes
>>154296007he's a very angry person
healthy season incoming
>>154296007Does he not post during the off-season? I recall him knowing a lot about international ball and prospects
>>154300086The fact that he didn't show up during the last team USA competition tells me he's in jail
he seemed a bit sad :cwish everyone were happy
>>154294499Ngl this thread is slower than /toy/. Sometimes I'm afraid it gets archived because of inactivity
Will the Aces signing Chennedy Carter backfire on them?
>>154296123whats the daughter look like ? i could use something new to fap to
She pisses me off now?
Caitlin this morning
I love this bud
Angel is MTF now
>>154305011She's funny as hell lmao I love her
>>154280773It's not even season right now. >>154294499Try talking to people who actually like sports.
>>154281220What happened to Pazzi?
>>154310009Get defensive when people bring up that Fudd is in a relationship with Paige like we're intruding even though they couldn't shut up about them for a year when Azzi posted the mirror selfie with the "Paige Bueckers' Girlfriend" phone case. Now Paige and Azzi are being lowkey after the Wings PR member shutdown a reporter asking about their relationship.
She cute
>>154310043It's different when fans talk about it versus reporters asking them during press conferences.
>>154305011Can't believe they broke up my Studbudz
paigewrld
>>154305011She's real for that. Clouds cover it on different days.
>>154310956Speaking of clouds what's going on with Natasha Cloud? When will she get a team?
>>154311032Apparently she got offers (her agent's 4 other clients got deals) but she wanted to counter offer and ultimately all the spots filled up. Now she is saying it's cause of her politics (lolwut)
>>154311032Didn't want to take a cut like Satou
caitlin is no longer in wolfsburg's plans for the next season
it's over...... she got blacked......
>>154245840Naw brother, you're retarded.
>sheboons
>>154313727I heard FC Union Berlin is open sanctuary for her kind
twitter spaces recording of fever fans reacting to their team drafting angels best friendhttps://x.com/jojohazee/status/2046407343013777780
Kelsey Plum leaves Under Armour following Curry's departure
>>154256497>My BWC Queen
>>154242319Yeah with that number 1 overall pick they used on Thiannis. It's exactly the same.
these PHAT ass PAWG bitches are making me HANDS FREE coom my brains out. how do i stop myself from orgasming?
Watching WNBA is unironically gayer than sucking a dick
>>154325688she played the victim card on michelle obama's podcast that came out today saying she wants to avoid outside drama. like she didn't talk to the outside drama journalist to start it.
>>154326861You people are fucking pathetic lmao
>>154326333I am also a straight man who gets upset at other straight men for looking at hot women, and writes posts about sucking dick.
>>154325688She's so pretty it's unreal. Does anyone have the actual interview? Her face is so pleasing to look at.
anyone find media availability kino?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMbzwd2yPIUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1ANAODVncwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KJFmkIR0p8
>>154326333Nothing gay about sucking dick, it's about respect.
>>154326230HVL looks like a subhuman
>>154327750Her being an unapologetic coal burner bums me out.
>>154327247how is she so damn pretty godammit
>>154327839perfect hair
Rhyne Howard comes out as straight for the third time on Twitter
>>154328054UPN's shortest lived sitcom
>>154327839What a stunner
>>154327986Soni & Kiki
Audi Crooks is gonna make 1.4 mil dollars this year as a college student. No wonder these players wanted a much bigger revenue sharing when college girls make more than them
>>154330077>insert Georgia Amore shaking ass as money rains on her
>>154331111CC got quads
>>154331111>@grok kill all niggers. make no mistakes.
>>154317270In case ya forgot, Georgia Amoore (Australian. born 3 April 2001) (washington mystics) is one of just three D1 players to have 2,300+ points and 800+ assists>The other two players?Sabrina Ionescu & Caitlin ClarkIf you were sleeping on Georgia, it’s time to wake up. She’s a sneaky bet to win ROTY.
>>154331111>macbook damn CC let me down
>>154333863She. Is. Admin.
>>154334109
>>154334137She's gotta backpack off her strategic friendship with paige to compete with caitlins ROTY
>>154334232Paige and Angel have been friends for many years since they were kids. You are coping so bad. Nobody gives a fuck about Caitlin outside of using her to hate on Angel.
>>154334644the illusion of angel being a good basketball player is over ever since she got traded after year 2. you can stop coping by posting her mebounds
>>154334669>the objectively great player, youngest player on the USA national team, unreal stats, dominant on the court, she's magically not good because she wanted to leave a shitty organizationTell me the real reason you hate Angel. It has nothing to do with basketball.
>>154334687i only care about basketball and that's why i hate angel. everything about her is fake and deception. like her padded stats and strategic friendship with paige. if you actually cared you'd hype up someone good like a'ja or AT.
>>154211980I want to fuck themTweet the team this
>>154334723You don't even watch the WNBA. You've never watched Angel play in your life. You'd adore her if you do. She is the hardest worker in the league and she has a wide variety of skills. You're giving yourself away.
>>154221065I dont think she's fucking the girl they think she is
That chick didn’t give a fk about her team only her double double
>>154334834>down by 14 with 20 seconds left>Angel makes space for her teammate>Angel gets guarded by 4 players>Angel passes to her teammate>a bored piece of shit on 4chan will still find a way to complain and have a problem with this
>>154334723Caitlin lost all my respect with her stat padding. Asking her coach to go back in the game where they were up by 30 to get 1 more rebound so her fat boomer friend can win his $300k bet is pathetic. Caitlin only cared about stat padding, getting her fake triple double, illegal colluding, sports betting, and fraud. If Angel did that, she would be kicked out of the league. That Barstool dude is a whiny Jewish slob.
>>154334644i like bothwut nou??
>>154334916>>down by 14 with 20 seconds leftGame over, Angel. Sorry you can't force a shot with your lack of post moves to deceive to your followers that you're a "double double" machine.
>>154335008Caitlin getting a single rebound is harmless as it's the most worthless individual stat. Meanwhile Angel had the whole team chasing double double for her. Enough of that shit . No wonder there were issues.
>>154335276Angel's team did nothing for her. Angel had the most points off isolation in the entire league for the 2025 season. Angel just works hard.You will do anything to defend Caitlin. Asking the coach to go back in the game so you can statpad for your friend who made a bet is objectively scumbag behavior. >>154335252People like you are beyond hope. You're criticizing Angel for... playing the game, instead of standing there and doing nothing for the last 20 seconds?
>>154335393>Angel just works hard.She works so hard that her jumpshot stance is complete opposite of her hands? look at her feet.
>>154335484It's nice to know Angel haters know nothing about her. There's zero justification for hating her. She is right handed. Her footwork is for a right handed person. She shoots with her left hand because her right elbow can't move properly due to a joint issue and she was advised to switch.
>>154339038Lexie is so cute. I saw her up close when I went to Unrivaled.
Gala Green, available April 30th
>>154339259
>>154339270
Atlanta Dream vs Chicago Sky, April 29th 7:00pm est
>>154339259seeing her irl must be trippy
>>154339337I saw her at Unrivaled too. She actually looks like a god. It's insane. Imagine the most gorgeous giantess you've ever seen and that's her. Her skin literally glows. Most of the players do because they're really healthy. It shows more in person. She has so much aura when she walks. It's genuinely trippy seeing professional athletes/ certain celebrities because you don't expect them to be that cool until you see them. They're a different breed of human.
There was 1 game in Unrivaled where Angel didn't wear Nike Pros under her shorts.
>>154339427Anyone who doesn't watch women's basketball is a faggot.
>>154339439I love her effort. One of the hardest working players I've seen.
>>154332557>Georgia Amoore5'7 coming off an ACL tear
>>154339407bet she would hate meevery tall woman's personality is how tall they are
>>154343705Maybe if everyone else stopped mentioning it, they wouldn't do that.
>>154349414wait youre not supposed to agree
>got drafted to hell (connecticut) sadge
>>154350879
>>154350879I wish they were staying in Connecticut :(
>>154350805she's ugly and im tired of pretending otherwise
>angel had to play in the poverty league aka unrivaled during the off season >Caitlin didn't there's levels to this shit
>>154353146No one wanted Clark in Unrivaled. Her fans are the most annoying people on earth and it's not fun to watch basketball with them around. People BEGGED Angel to come back in the league.Their salaries were higher than the W last year.
>>154353133You're simply not attracted to women. She doesn't have to be your type, but calling her ugly makes you gay.
>>154351287What could possibly be the reasoning for leaving New England without a team? Waiting until 2028 is too long.
>>154354981detroit, philly, and cleveland are getting teams before new england
>>154350805>scissor shotsu cannot make this up
>>154354992I like all those locations, but no Boston is unhinged. I hope they name it Boston Charm.
>>154355027Athletic women are so hot. This should be the standard for women.
>>154355027uconn supersoldier
For people who have been to multiple WNBA games in different locations, which home crowd was the best one?
>>154248474>muh fundamentalsI haven't heard this cope in years 8/10 bait
>>154211980shame that volleyball as an actual sport isn't all that interesting to watch.
>>154221681>nowmost zoomettes don't even wear it. chicks wear less makeup than ever, back in the 50s it was a social taboo for a woman to go without makeup because it was her basically admitting she was a lesbian.
>>154225570they're not even horny, it's a giant AstroTurf campaign except the people doing it aren't even being paid. they're pretending to like the WNBA to "dunk on the chuds", and in the process develop some weird form of Stockholm syndrome.
>>154332291they kind of look like a normal looking whoever the actress was for ellie in last of us
>>154355165I've been to Valkyries, Liberty, Mercury, and Sparks. They were all really nice. Sparks was my favorite.
>>154249868it's all degenerate gamblers
the nba is a terrible jew league that exists just to sim games for gamblers. the wnba has sovl
>>154364774i want to see her chimpout vs olivia miles.
>>154339407i think someone like reese is uniquely godlike. you would have to be when youre huge 6'3", an amazing athlete, supermodel tier beautiful, perfect body, rich and famous, and the inherent black woman narcissism so youre going to have the supreme arrogance that breeds having a godlike aura. for as much as we all like to make fun of her for how she sucks at shooting, i cant even begin to comprehend what living a day in her life is like. can you imagine being her, waking up and taking a shower and getting to look at yourself naked in the mirror every day? would be hard to not be insanely arrogant. like, compare her to cameron brink who has everything reese has minus the arrogance, and like you said, its like they are different species even from each other.
>>154364911keep your AGP to your telegram chats reesecel
>>154364911she's great but im cooler than her
>>154364911What makes you think Reese's and Brink's personalities are any different?
>>154364774>the nba is a terrible jew league that exists just to sim games for gamblers. the wnba has sovlBased take.
>often, when thinking they were choosing their lover, women were actually finding their killer.
Preseason begins today! Fever vs Liberty!
> the Fever will find themselves without four players. Aliyah Boston (lower leg), Tyasha Harris (knee) and Lexie Hull (hamstring) are all out against the Liberty. As for Damiris Dantas, she has yet to join the team due to issues regarding her visa. its ogre
>>154369577>AB becomes the highest paid player in WNBA history >suddenly can't play preseason games now Fuck them up Libs
>>154367130I'm just assuming because Brink isn't as loud and bombastic as Reese has been for years.
she's back
>>154376065
>>154376065>>154376481LMAO she's 2 for fucking 10 (1/5 from 3) those are the only shots she's made, she's clanking them left & right. Coach sat her ass down
>>154376711if only boxscore watchers knew what gravity and playmaking were
>>154376711>It's a good thing she misses her shots!she's a non factor
>>154376481They told me show only shoots threes going left?
>>154364911>lusting this hard over a mid sheboonJust go to Baltimore or DC if you want to breed one of these
what the fucks her problem? is steph an energy vampire?
>>154377241Stewie needs to light a fire under her teammates ass and say she knows 30 girls from turkey who'd take their spots
all the preseason games are free to stream on the wnba website in 1080p. u just need to sign in with nba id. google chrome lets u screen record on obs with hardware acceleration off. can't get it to work on firefox.
>>154377855>u just need to sign in with nba id.shant be watching then
>>154369577So Cait and Sophie are playing
>>154379474si
>>154339427Look at that booty meat shake and jiggle. Her asshole deserves my tongue.
Hoping she gets minutes this year
>>154379544Why is Liberty so shit? No defense no effort.
>>154373608Reese is not loud or bombastic at all.
>>154381615They fell for the Satou Sabally meme
>>154379752Me too.
>>154381646Natasha Cloud is better.
>>154379752HVL raped today. I can finally watch Sky games since they got Jaquez, HVL, and DIGGINS.
Caitlin Clark is BACK 7 PTS 2-10 FG 1-5 3PLMAO
>>154382732She's mentally fucked up. Needs a real sports psychologist and not that quack whos always in her ear.
>>154382755Her boyfriend with his D1 connections gave her steroids and it fucked her whole body up kek
>>154382732still voting trump
>>154382755Why would she be fucked up? She has 30 million dollars, media glazes tf out of her, gets awards she doesn't deserve (USA mvp was laughable), gets excuses for all her poor shooting (she was shooting poorly BEFORE injury, and now too), never gets called out for being hilariously shit at defense, every time she loses her opponents get smeared.Anyone who gets glazed this much should have peace of mind. You have free reign to be bad and improve yourself with barely any criticism from the public. Not saying Caitlin is that horrible of a player, but she's obviously struggling badly. The general consensus from people who know of the WNBA but do not watch is that Caitlin is great, so her reputation is solid. Opposite of Angel Reese where she's objectively a great player but people who don't watch the W are extremely convinced she sucks. That's how you know Caitlin isn't actually receiving hate. She's not getting called out for how poorly she's doing. If she's mentally fucked up she's weak af. Angel is mentally thriving despite how much hate she gets. Caitlin needs to stop being a mental midget.
>>154383331When I say Caitlin is mentally fucked up I'm not talking about outside noise at all. She has mastered that and handled PR with grace (angel should learn that from her but I know she likes her drama.) I mean she's mentally fucked up from injuries. A lot of mind body connection issues going on. Her shooting has been fucking SHIT for over a year now. If she is healthy then it's obviously a mental issue.
>>154383441Angel has never liked drama. This is something the media tells you but if you listen to Angel she's a doll.Angel is half cyborg from how much metal she has inside her body holding her bones together from surgeries. I feel bad for Caitlin if she's going through the same thing Angel's going through. Mental block is hard to get over and it's traumatizing.
lexie :)
>>154383926that's regular shit
>>154383331hope she sees this
>>154364887nvm georgia clears her >>154383981it's moreso Betts and Dugalic the UCLA giants getting drafted to washington and holding that paint down.
>>154384019You do everything you do so a woman sees it?
>>154381704And yet she's still chubby
Paige
>>154384306waige*
>>154384081sometimes
>>154331111She might be on /sp/
Wait so these whores are playing? I thought they were holding out for more money and better amenities like private flights, etc? What happened?
>>154386339they realized love is the answer
>>154384192Don't talk about my wife like that!
>>154384192the opposition is an all-beef frankfurter served on a steamed poppy seed bun, topped with mustard, onions, sweet green relish, tomato slices, a dill pickle spear, sport peppers, and a dash of celery salt, with ketchup strictly excluded.
>>154389546seek yeezus
>>154386023i'm on /sp/
Nothing but shadows, I'm waiting aloneDeep in my coffin, I call it my home
>people can't use you if you're useless.
>>154397925tfw constipated
>>154401078lol
>>154401732
MAKE CLARK GREAT AGAIN!
>>154339292
>>154300150maybe he's lurking but won't post anymore out of principle
>>154404606having a msft d seems fun
paige is such a lardass now
>>154410615Good I love chubby women
>>154408857She'd make a good ham
>>154410615the "Princes" gimmick they're doing with Azzi is setting Paige up as the man *puke*
>>154411473we've known this part 1
>>154411495we've known this part 2
>>154411465plum ham with brown sugar glaze
damn the valks traded wing self creator hooper with swag in Flau'jae for this immobile tubby. Get these CEO tedtalk women out of GM+ President spots they're just larping. They got told there's a Big scarcity and are just doing random shit.
Lynx almost got throttled by team nigera
tranny thread
Angel's best friend from USC Raven Johnson got drafted by the fever and she's already calling Caitlin the GOAT. How long until Cocks fans claim she isn't black like they did with Aliyah Boston?
The valks waived caroline ducharme :(
>>154416970What was the bet?
>>154425379We don't know. But Alyasha Clark being jewish makes it funny
I never watched WNBA but being exposed to it the last few years, everyone saying theyre all a bunch of ugly bull dykes are wrong. There's so many hot women in the league.
There's a few tweets calling Jessica Shepard (who signed a massive deal with the Dallas Wings) as a MAGA supporter but I can't find proof.
>>154426176I'm sure an elder Dyke on Lchat forums can give us the scoop if we infiltrate properly.
average women's sports moment
>>154426474>Lchatlipstickalley if you want black witches casting spells on caitlin and sophie
fuckin hel
"Golden Kate" Kate Martin is out for 1 week with a grade 2 quad strain. This makes me sad.
>>154426769I finally know where I've seen that face
>>154433868Fudd is white
Angel Reese is such an underrated player. Her defense is genuinely crazy.
>>154426769>>154433868collin murray boyles
Do you think she likes being called "mommy"? I wanna be her white boy toy.
>>154438271Based.
>>154438271gorilla style
>>154438313Her body isn't bad at all. She's fat but she's not poorly shaped or anything. She's very toned. Her fat is very smooth, not bumpy. She probably has a nice ass. I can see how some dudes prefer a big woman.
Sky is trying way harder than Dream and Sky is still getting slaughtered. With a ton of new players on the team. And people expected Angel to play with these muffins?
She's so cute
>>154438353Incel energy
>>154438553Can you explain why it's involuntary celibate to see the appeal of a big woman?
>>154438353Do you think she's able to play professional WBB for many years with that physique?
>>154438568She's been a great player so far.
>>154438568no. the tape is out there. she completely gives up on defense when she gets tired. their season collapsed in january and she went out sad
>>154438271hot
>>154438537>wired budsmatrician
>the phoenix mercury have a game tonight against...the japanese national team?! what?
>>154439936Nigeria played against the Sparks and their scorebug name kept flipping between NGA and NGR lmao
>>154440512kek
ANGEL MEANS BUSINESS. ATTACKING HER FORMER TEAMMATE AT THE RIM.
Angel stats 12.5 min>8 pts>7 rbs>2 asst>3 steals+1 obvious block they didn't give her credit forCardoso stats 16 min>3 pts>4 rbs>0 asst>1 stealDamn the second best player on Chicago Sky sucked. Angel was the only good one. People couldn't say anything bad about Angel's play, so they started saying "b-but Sky loses!" Not even she could save them. Angel is about to get scary when she's on an actually good team.
>>154440722>Angel is about to get scary when she's on an actually good team.Glad we've taken our grief process a step further and accepted she isn't a floor raiser.
>>154440722This photo is impressive af considering Kamilla is 6'7 and Angel is only 6'3
>>154440741I have literally no idea what this means. What grief? The best players can never make up for a shitty team. Otherwise sports would becoming meaningless because the one best player's team would win every time.
>>154440759She's not the best player. She needs to be carried to have any success in this league.
>>154440785Who was the best player on Chicago Sky last year?
>>154440806The Chicago Sky were 10-34 last season and the second worst offense in the league. No wonder they traded Angel. They thought they had a franchise player lol.
>>154440842Answer the question.
>>154440864Kamilla Cardoso
>>154440891What is your explanation for these stats? >>154440722 Angel is tripling Kamilla in a fraction of the time.
>>154440920Kamilla isn't good nor is Angel. They won 10 games together last year.
>>154440931Weird to judge a player by their team in a team sport. By your logic, Angel is suddenly a good player now that she's on a good team. It doesn't matter if you think either of them are good. You are claiming Kamilla is better. How does that work? PointsReboundsAssistsBlocksStealsWhich is Kamilla better at? Any?
>>154440956Angel is a utilitarian role player. There is no point in comparing stats to her and Cardoso like they're stars when they lost 3x more games than they won together. I'm glad the WNBA collective who propped up Angel as a Larry Bird are moving on and saying she could be a piece on a team that were already contenders before she arrived.
>>154441022Define role player, because I'm not sure you know what that means.
Nobody on Chicago can shoot. Rachel Banham led fg% LMAO
jackie young broke up with her longtime boyfriend last year and now she got groomed by the biggest attention seeking dyke in the league dijonai carrington :( sad stuff.
>>154441518Jackie is bi?
Mabrey's little sister who get nepo-hired had 0 pts in 15 minutes. embarrassing. maybe we're getting too may expansion teams.
>>154443070What's the point of this clip? It's not good or bad, it's just nothing.
>>154440722Angel is so much better than Kamilla it's not even funny. How was anyone even comparing them?
jaquez
30th anniversary classic uniforms lookin good
>>154441389>2-10
>Family Guy Spin-Off Centered On Stewie Gets Two-Season Order At Fox
fudd looks strong
>>154450903Nvm
>>1544518384 points in 16 minutes is kinda bad but it's not atrocious. The 0 rebounds 1 assist is worse.
>>154453908there's a clip of her passing out a wide open corner three. did that in the tournament a ton and her -600 team lost.
>>154443070It's pretty bad dude
Interesting!
>>154453949Angel has a habit of dribbling into multiple defenders. It's a college habit a lot of players have, because you're so much better than everyone else you don't have to try. Defense is way better in the WNBA, so her running straight into traffic was obviously going to be difficult. The coach needs to talk to her. It's not that bad. It's an easy fix.
>>154453976Why did the Fudd duck media interviews
It never ceases to amaze me how people whine about Angel Reese but everyone drafted before her is doing worse. Angel got DRAGGED for 8 points, 4 rebounds, 3 steals in 12 minutes. But Rickea gets 9 points, 3 rebounds, 0 steals in 22 minutes and that's fine. Angel hate is genuinely unreal at this point. It's peak delusion.
>>154456869kek paige a slut
>>154438250Kek
>12 FTs for CaitSo it starts
>>154462954I thought it was a little crazy at first but she was driving on them and they kept hacking at her to get the ball at of her hands while fever were in bonus so the calls were justified.
The coal burns back
>>154453976would it kill them to let a little hair grow
>>154454028Why hasn't anyone fixed it yet?
>>154454028>It's an easy fix.So is shooting layups from the hip but 3 years as a pro and it hasn't happened. Does she fire every trainer who tells her she can't play basketball?
>>154468410>would it kill them to let a little hair grow
>>154469371>>154469456Coaches seem to think it doesn't need to be fixed.
>>154469532I wish women would just let their armpits be natural. I hate shaved, and Plum's is better but it's still a bit scratchy. Just let it grow out so it's nice and soft. Ampit hair is pretty the same way good eyebrows are pretty. The shaving epidemic will never be fixed as long as big businesses can sell women razors to remove it though.
>>154469736Razors are so expensive. Women are stupid aaaa hell. but they're used to getting conned by cosmetic companies so it the shaving epidemic will never end.
>>154469754Oh yeah women shave for THEMSELVES because they're so independent they all do the exact same thing. There's no marketing involved to make women collectively spend billions a year on shaving.
>>154469736>>154469754i dont like hairy armpits but if cosmetic marketing to women didnt exist, for makeup, perfumes, skincare, razors, etc. the usa gdp would probably decline by 10%. the entire american economy is propped up by AI and 10 tech companies, war, boomer healthcare, and marketing stupid crap to women.
new thread>>154470126>>154470126>>154470126>>154470126
>>154469982Everyone likes natural. It's in your biology. You're just not used to it. Once you get used to armpit hair, shaved armpits start looking unattractive.
