THEY'RE PUKING ON THEIR SHOES
only Rory can stop Rory now
death to anime
this is suffering
Rory b2b
>rory
>>154211528CUTE
These guys fucking suck Bryson and Phil would have wiped the floor with these cans
JUST PLAY IT SAFE RORY CAM ON
Apparently Sean Penn, Chase Infiniti, and Shane McMahon (Shane O’Mac) are the VIP celebs at the 18th green
>this fits...SO well.What did Dottie mean by this?
THIS GONNA BE A DOUBLE BOGEY
Rory please choke
https://awfulannouncing.com/golf/masters-fan-yells-ransom-line-rory-mcilroy-tee-shot.htmlmy sides
Rose wins this
>club twirl>ball goes over back of greenkek
>>154211505what’s he doing way over there
uh-oh, Rory.
*insert Mii crowd jump*
So its over for Cameron Young? Can I abort?
rory bogey incoming
>>154211542>BrysonNobody tell him
>>154211505>CRIKEY IT'S A WILD CHINAMAN
>>154211529>walled, old and disgusting coalburner is australia's biggest celebrity.kek
>>154211528She has gingivitis. Get her to see a dentist.
Golf is so fucking gay, god dammit I hate golf so much.
>>154211568that's bowling not golf
>>154211591disc golf > ball golf unironically
>>154211591you'll get 'em next year bryson, chin up
Is Rory going to hold his lead?
>Li wtf happened to /ourguy/
HO RI SHEEEEEEEIT!
>>154211549She looks sickly
>>154211608How should I know?
>>154211601you are either a broke bitch or a homosexual
>>154211528Mine's better but I won't share her with you degenerates
>>154211591>Me as soon as I slice my drive
>>154211591it's only fun if you're hammered and fucking around with the bros
>>154211549are they really the most famous people who wanted to attend this shit? Chase Infiniti is a real person?
>>154211626No I'm just athletic
Wtf happened to How Tong Li?
>>154211549what paid actor role was penn in for this TV spot?
>>154211549
Rory not letting anyone else win until he gets Tiger to join the masters dinner
>>154211601I don’t care if the world would complain “we invented another sport to win at” fuck that noise frisbees are rad as heck.
So Rory's gonna have a 1 shot lead with 2 to playPlayoff looking very possible
Li monumental collapse
>>154211649He got lost in the woods
>>154211601i was into disc golf for a bit, but as i'm already 41 i figured it was better to play the old mans game
can someone deal with the blue jays? gawd
Scotty is a cuck
SCOTTIE DOESNT KNOW
>>154211601TRUKE
>>154211505It was his turn.
>>154211614>>154211649China is weakminded
DAMN
what a fucking putt to save par
holy crap, rory
The bloom is off the rose
IN YOUR LIFE
Stylin', but sorry bros Rory's got it
What the fuck
Get this bum Rose off the course already
>another fuckin' heckler.Get these WASTED MANAGEMENT faggots the FUCK out of our tournament.
oh god, Rose, just go home
>>154211683IMPOSSIBURU
nigga thought he was Tiger kek
The absolute STATE of Rose
Imagine roiding like Rory just to be good at golf fucking cringe
It’s over rosebros
I can’t understand what the Aussie commentators are saying
>Frose
Rose is out
ROSEISFUCKINGRAPED
Booo Rose
Rose is a bum
You'd think Young needed to sink that for a chance. Rory looking safe outside a monumental choke.
Rory wins but I think they should still have a playoff for second place
>>154211712He's unsticking his balls from his legs, obviously
>>154211719kek I had the same thought
Holy shit lmao
RIMJOB
It really fucking sucks because last year he was explosive with putts>>154211733Um Nobilo is a Kiwi sweetie
Can is out
well Young is young, he'll have more chances, too bad for Rose though, doubt he has many years left at 45
Yeah Rory has it.
Why are people cheering for Rory McIlroy like he's Tiger Woods?
Welp, Rory has it in the bag. Too bad he’s such a faggot
>>154211719Waste management shows that societies don’t work with “special events” like that, you allow some degeneracy you end up attracting more. You got to be zero tolerance and gatekeep to keep your purity off golf.
kek watch scottie wins it as he sips a drink at the bar
Pull in a birdie Rose. You have the magic touch
>>154211777Yeah, it’s his to lose
Honestly if I had tickets to Sunday at the Masters I would sell them. I can't imagine spending 8 hours with these people and having a good time
Rory looks like a rat
>>154211663>McIlory told the Daily Mail: "The fact is, I've always felt more British than Irish. Maybe it was the way I was brought up, I don't know, but I have always felt more of a connection with the U.K. than with Ireland."Heh.
Why does the PGA let Young wear a MLB logo on his collar?
>>154211783not the most likeable guy, but rather him than Henley, Burns or Scheffler
the SEETHE is increasing, I think we might have this Rorybros
Rory is such a fag my god why golf people suck his dick so much
depression is starting to hit
mashed potato imminent
TWOWOJACKETS
Rory FUCKING gods he's just having fun now
>>154211783nope, it's the masters, LOCK IN
Which golfer is a cuck
The 17th doesn’t look the same without the Eisenhower Tree. What a shame.
>>154211808So why’d he choose Ireland for the Olympics
I am really looking forward to playing golf next weekend :)
>>154211824they should change that. second win gives green trousers, third win a green hat.
>>154211835cantlay without a doubt
>>154211815a lot of the golf people are white collar and Rory represents that validation they seek to achieve
Why do some people say that the Irish are the n***ers of white people?
>>154211835Dustin Johnson. Duh.
>>154211840Exactly like a set you can complete
>>154211840then it becomes horse racing
BABABOOIE
>>154211840Or maybe a different color jacket for each win.
>>154211859this but unironically
>stupid idiot Cora putts with a glove on
So fucking retarded that faggot heckler's retarded yell will forever be attached to that shot by rory. Hopefully they can take that out in post production.
>>154211840
does Rory winning a 2nd Masters change his legacy at all?
>>154211840You should be able to unlock special jackets colors the more you win
>>154211870Cora would beat me unironically
>>154211814They fear the RoryRepeat(tm)
>>154211849the irish weren’t even considered white until their contributions as american immigrants to the front lines in world war 2
>>154211840And the second place golfer has to change pants on the podium.
>>154211837>Rory McIlroy represented Ireland in the Olympics because he has consistently played for Ireland throughout his amateur and junior golf career. Born in Northern Ireland, McIlroy had the option to represent Great Britain or Ireland, but chose the latter to maintain consistency with his career-long affiliation with the Golfing Union of Ireland, stating it was "all he has ever known". He will win a Knighthood soon.
what hole is it
>>154211874i look like this and wear this
>Aberg commercialPretty silent week for him otherwise
>>154211872Every patron at that tournament should line up to fuck him in the ass (and the females use oversized dildos)
Any chance Rory bottles it now?
Is rory actually the best golfer in the world or just in the minor leagues (PGA)?
>Those tight pantsHNNNNGG
>>154211890>AI concession accepted
CAM ON ROREH CAM ON ROREH
>>154211892Fuck off Hans, your country is full of weak simps.
>>154211872The one he missed? Who cares
I don’t like Rory. He seems like a bigot and full of himself. He also carries obvious racist mannerisms and tendencies which are very telling.
>>154211859jej
>>154211902holy fucking Liechtenstein
>>154211875Being good at golf is not the legacy you want it just means you are a bourgeois tax cheat
>>154211872They should beat that motherfucker to death on live television I hate those drunk cocksuckers
>>154211876maybe the jackets could be like beltsyou start with a white jacket then yellow then orange, eventually you get a black jacket
Rory is a steroid cheat
Phil Mickelson, he retired or what? what's going on with him
>>154211875Weirdly not really
>>154211886haha yeah and we should have an underneath cam for when he's doing it :)
>>154211928the actual solution is to bury them alive in a casket with their gay ass heckling looped
Are britis golfers typically tories?
>>154211941Wife has cancer
>>154211941Bussy injury a few weeks before the masters
>>154211950that term means absolutely nothing anymore
>>154211941Gambling debts
>>154211922this is one of those ">tf >tp" type posts
If 1-9 rory will choke
CHOKE LOADING......
Triple bogey incoming
Rory is just hanging on for dear life right now. Good thing none of the trailers are on fire either.
>>154211968>>154211969>frenchhivemind
My GODry will repeat easy.
>>154211940>5’9”>drives the ball 350 yardsyep, mhmm
It's funny that if rory was good enough for LIV he would have never won these masters
is that glove really necessary?
Scottie is my only hope.
>>154211968>>154211969>>154211993>baguettes seething over the Irish
>>154211601i play disc golf because i'm poor, but let's not kid ourselves. disc golf is far more forgiving than golf, and therefore a less good game.
APOLOGISE
>>154211956I dont know british politics, i just know tories are usually upper class (i think)
>>1542119630% chance now. He's gone back to back.
FUCKING PERFECT RORY
Pack it up ladsRory got the monkey off his back last yearHes going to win at least 4 more
>>154211875yes it sets him up for a chance at 2 career grand slams
>>154211993get that GRIP
This post will end in a 21 and Rory will choke
can Rory get 3 in a row next year?
>>154211963>>154211968>>154211969KWAB
>>154212005his nationality is irrelevant, we want to see despair, or joy, or both.
>>154212017NOW THAT HE HAS IT HE DOESN'T WANT TO LET GO
>>154211922Where's part 1?
>>154211529Mom?
>>154212006also more injury prone than golf i'd argue
>>154212006I love disc golf. There's nothing quite like throwing a long putt.
>>154212006I disagree but that's because I've played at the best disc golf courses in the country where the trees will fuck your shit up
Rose gets a nice hand from the patrons, well deserved
Rose :(
Remember cam young?
Too bad. Really wanted to see Cam win this one. PGA's up next though.
>>154212054It's quite sad
>>154211955i hope i die before i ever get old enough that a bussy injury takes me out for more than a week
>Chudstin Blows
Rory has to pull a Bryson to throw now
>>154212054that one putt cost him 900K
>>154212062Made me chortle
>>154212069all these guys have to so much money i doubt it matters much to them
is this it? the final tee?
This win will bring Rory to the Tiger/Nicklaus tier as the 3rd guy.
>>154211872What did the heckler say? I was in the bathroom
>>154212045>where the trees will fuck your shit upif the course is poke and pray, it's not a good course.
Rory shooting two lower than last year is a win too, forget the blowups from the other members>>154212062Nice
Based Rory ignoring all the dudes wanting a handshake and letting to golf slut get a feel
How far off is rory from the world #1 again?
>>154212054OOF
>>154212076unless the choke of all chokes happens
Are Europeans dominating golf now?
>>154212076Yep, last group, last drive.
>>154212069That's like a grand to you or me, hefty amount? Sure, but I think his Genesis deal or whatever I forget who pays him now will cover that.
>>154211789>Augusta National Golf Club admitted its first female members inAugust 2012, ending 80 years of an all-male membership policy.
>>154212076Nah there's the secret 19th hole...>>154212083
MAGNET TREE ACTIVATED
>>154212060longest i ever felt a guy was 4 days, last winter in toronto. dude gave me a LEGIT pounding
IT'S NOT OVER
RORYING
Another win for American what can't we do?!
>>154212076the final countdown
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
OH NO NO NO NO IT'S BEGINNING
>>154212092it's here.
PLAY IT SAFE PLAY IT SAFE
>ROARY
NOT SO FAST
holy shit he's actually choked it away
Disc golf courses are better too a lot of times you're just straight up playing in the woods rather than this manicured homoshit
RORY CHOKEIT'S NOT OVER
how hard is it just to hit the fucking thing in a straight line
>
>>154212065well well well well well
OHNONONONONONONONONONONNONONONO
Rory is such a retard lol >chokry
HOWEVER!
>>154212082“Get in the hole”
THE TREE GODS
Surely it's not possible to double bogey the 18th. Surely.
lmao
Uhhhh
Scottie wins lol at the end of all this would be so fucking funny
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONOONNOONO
Scottie aura incoming
>>154212098rory is entering the cheat code now
IT'S HAPPENING
RORY LOL
Damn, that was atrocious! He is so far over there he's gonna need a compass.
ummmmmmmmm
>makes triple>scottie wins outrightfucking lol
>>154212083It's not. They got long tunnels where you have to be pretty accurate something 0% of ball golf courses have
Wait you can hit to another hole without penalty? What a retarded sport
RORY KINORORY KINO
>HOWEVER>he says calmly
At least Cam was retarded with him
>tfw was gonna put $100 on a Rory choke after day 2 but didn't>tfw was gonna put $100 on a Rory choke after hole 15 but didn't
>>154212075>>154212096You might be right about that
Rorybros I don’t feel so good
All the pantywaists in LE HOLYWOOD all have empty glasses. kek. lightweights.
My girlfriend wants Rory to win :)
>>154212118Yeah but at the end of the day you're a massive homo playing with a children's toy
>>154212133
oh boysurely he just punches it to the fairway? 2 shot lead?
FUCK I JUST CASHED OUT MY SCOTTIE BETOH NOOOOOOOOOOO
threesome in the way
PQTRIQTS TRVST THE PLQN
rory sister.... we fuc*ing lost
>>154212135>>154212134>>154212139>>154212144>>154212145>>154212148HE’S FINEIT’S FINE
>>154212164are we supposed to know who this bitch is?
>lowry barely above parwhat a waste of an ace
>>154212164I fucked a girl that looks just like her holy shit
There is no way thats actually his ball. Riggers dropped it there
>>154212164I want to impregnate your girlfriend, if you catch my drift
>>154212176Its his gf
Why is Lowry still out there?
I have never made love to a woman lads
I miss Webb Simpson
FUUUUUUUCK why didn't scotty's putt on 17 drop and give us a chance at kino
>>154212164I’d beat that bitch to death with a niblick
>>154212165Guy who prefers balls is calling people homos...you can't make this shit up
>>154212160and then there's sponsors on top of that
>>154212177Doesn't matter, homeboy got WASTED last night and it was worth it.
>>154212188why not? it's fantastic
>>154212176can you not read
why are euro golfers retarded?
>>154212186sweating out booze
>>154211542If Brooks cared he would be up 10 right now
>>154212181Riggers could be here
I haven't seen Bryson in a minute, hows he doing?
>>154212193i'd give her my baffy-spoony iykwim
Rory needs your energy sisters
>>154212213Go back to round 2
>>154212164she's beautiful anon :)
>>154212213Hes making a youtube vid
>>154212213He took the weekend off I’m afraid
>>154212213still in the bunker
>>154212188I've had sex but never made love
>>154212218damn! whose this dude?
>>154212164i can't imagine having a boyfriend who would post a picture of me online to a bunch of random degenerates.
>>154212223HOW
Faldo is talking about the psychic energy of trees on Sky Sports
>>154212232Well what do onlyfans best do
>>154212188only time I was sure of anything in my entire life was when I put my dick in a pussy for the first time. yep it truly was designed for it. I felt at home, all this time I was homeless without being aware of it.
>>154212195Dorky ass mfer playing with a kids toy no bitches in sight meanwhile im fucking the 19 year old cart girl while the milf at the clubhouse snaps me her fat tits
>>154212218I don't think Acushnet would appreciate their merchandise being used in an image this filthy..
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS KEEP IT ON THE FAIRWAY CJ!
>>154212232But you COULD imagine having a boyfriend I bet fucking faggot
>>154212203For the first six months of the relationship
>>154212236based
>>154212164do you think she wants you to post these photos of her on 4chan?
>>154212230Grace Charis
>>154212236Shes fat as fuck
I am going to rape Dottie for that fucking retarded comment
The creators classic is way more kino than this snore fest
next show will decide the winner
>>154212245Hearty jej
Yeah hit it right at the spectators
Now Rory is just showing off. Get it done Rory, you win ya leprechaun
>>154212213Tees off shortly
>>154212272Patrons*
>>154212247are you propositioning me? :3
I bet Dottie is a terrific shag
I CANT SEE THE BALL
>>154212259Yeah. Problem?
I CANT SEE THE FUCKING BALL
THE BALL IS IN THE HOLE
I bet it can be scientifically determined whether the bio-electric network of trees dislikes it when golfers play around them.
Where did that go? Bunker?
WHERES THE BALL
Nice camerawork retards
WHERE IS IT
>cut to the green>no ball in sightIt’s joever
>>154212261which?
These cameramen are ass
yeah great camera angle, can't see shit
your gfs have nothing on my solid 7 gf on the left
I CAN'T SEE EITHER BALL
>bunkerhahahahaahaah
>bunkery
Where's the fucking ball kek
Where ball go
>not showing where the ball went So rigged
Camera bros, we're getting cooked.
I really hope whoever is supposed to be operating the cameras on 18 doesn't have that job next year
where the hell did either of those balls go?
if Rose was 2nd instead of Scottie, do you think Rory would bottle the final hole to give JR the win?
>>154212308an ancient meme
>>154212302Pythagorean theorem one
My wifes son is at Augusta Rory just triple bogeyed lmao his wife is divorcing him on air
Reminder that bryson made triple from this position the other day...it's not over.
Rory is Brysonmaxxing
holy shit, the Bryson moment potential is there
Rory has an unusual gait
>>154212308English roses them
its in the boonker
Camerman dropped his pimento cheese sandwich, please standby
>nipples are erectOkay, he's sinking this shot desu.
>>154212308
He wants to be a DeChambeau so bad
wouldn't it be ironic if Rory lost by pulling a Bryson in the bunker here
>>154212331Did he send you the message by smoke signal or carrier pigeon
This is gonna get really interesting. Bunker shots terrify me.
>>154212338Peculiar one might say....
Bryson fate avoided, gg
more white sundress please cameraman if you want to keep your job
That's it. He has it. b2b officially secured.
My bussy is trembling I cant fuckinf watch
Just make this...a nice simple two-put...>>154212351Head like a fucking orange
and that's it
>>154212308>>154212164there really is levels to it god damn
*Starts clapping for no reason*
Rory three putted from five feet away earlier in the round mind you
yeah he's got itCongratulations to all my fellow posters.
£4.05 secured, it seems.
And there it is
scripted as shit
Two putt and he’s got it
>>154212362>those pig trotter hands
Liv golf is way more fun to watch than this boomer shit
NEVER IN DOUBT
My Rory :)
Who are these faggy zoomers they keep showing
Real clusterfuck here to end things
Even though he won, I still count this as a rory choke-job.
>>154212385Wouldn't have it any other way
ROOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>>154212362PLEASE do not post pics of me on here, thanks...
>>154212390if you gonna make ragebait at least make it realistic
Northern Ireland's entire landmass is about the size of 5 golf courses, so this is quite impressive considering
>>154212390how could anyone even know that? don't think liv golf has ever been watched
Bryson still gets more money and hoes
>>154212385Why do you think they don't allow phones at augusta
>>154212394The buds back homeLeave the broccoli hairs alone MY RORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Poppy has fetal alcohol syndrome
FUCK
HE DID IT
Why do they keep cutting to that frat party. Who are those cunts?
RORY YOU FUCKING TEASE
Rory McllroyThe best to ever do it.
Young ended up having a really forgettable day. Things could've been very different if he had made even a single birdie on the 2nd 9.
Still can't believe all of these hot chicks in sundresses are sitting next to these disgusting beer-swilling fat-gutted faggots in the crowd.
Scottie choked this more than Rory won it
Watch him two putt that three incher
Amanda Balionis ordering the baby oil as we speak
>>154212422Rory almost giga choked it. He was -12 TWO days ago
Finally, Norn Iron has something to show off other than the Titanic and the Troubles.
>not putting lastkilled the kino
>>154212421Yeah, it should be me instead
THE GOAT
If it was me I'd fuck this up
WE LOVE HIM
Rory started day three with -12, rest of the field failed, gz Rory
>>154212421are you the guy who ruined half the boards on this website by posting about alcohol constantly
WE DID IT GOLF ENJOYERSWE GOT THE GOOD ENDINGEVERYONE IS HAPPY
>>154212415Friends in Northern Ireland
Ro ree
kek remember when brooks had that awkward moment where he finished out and everyone had to shut the fuck up so the other guy could finish?
The best golfer of all time! Rory !
>>154212445a good horse....
MY FUCKING RORRYYYYYYYY :DDDDDDDD
gay ending
rorybros he fucking did it
and you’re gonna hear me RORRRRRRR
>>154212421Rich + likely to die early of a cardiac event is like the no. 1 thing a gold digger can ask for
>>154212421>4channer jealous of men getting laid by women calling anyone else a faggot
>>154212447>still drinks alcohol in 2026kek
THIS IS HIS PLAYGROUND
WAIT WHO GIVES HIM THE JACKET
lmao his kid doesn't like him
>he actually roared at the end
so Rory hands the jacket to himself?
>12 under after 2 rounds>even the last 2>win
I enjoyed watching with you, anons, good tournament, see you next time
We did it Rory bros
Mickey Mouse ending
>>154212445Shades of prime Tiger...
>>154212475spieth
>>154212475I will, hold up
>>154211471lol
£4.05 bet winnings
why are american women >>154212164 so superior to br*tish >>154212362 >>154212308 ???
>>154212478THIS! What is the protocol?!?!
That camera angle was dogshit lol
What's Wozniaki thinking right now?
>>154212481See you bro
>>154212421Sorry twinky little femboy, the ugly bastard gets the girl.
>>154212471>sickly little bitch can't hold his liquorsad!
>>154212475Bryson
>they doubted winslroy All proudy yanks from yesterday please line up below this post and apologise to Rory.>----------
>american "women"
terrible year for american golfing so far. donnie won't like that.
Eat SHIT greg norman.
Rory's caddie gonna enjoy some hookers and blow tonight
>rorywinslolnice "sport"
Literally all of these people need to be up against a wall
We're more of a curling nation anyways desu
kek did they pull the black man away?
>>154212511i know i would
>>154212510Not nice
>Here's how shitfler can still win
I'm content and bitter that he won. bit weird.
>>154212507The Donald and Rory are best buds, retard. Cry to your Tommy Fleetwood-esque prime minister about it.
What will Rory need to catch Tiger? 9 majors in the next 8 years?
Who are all these Asian guys Rory keeps hugging?
>>154212494>Should I have done OnlyFans instead of tennis
Where's Rose
>>154212481It sucked and fuck youSee you next year
Rory just tied Nick Faldo, Lee Trevino and Phil Mickelson in all-time majors at six.
Tommy-lad and Shane being there to greet him is kinda nice
>ive only seen him hug men since he won..
>>154212531cope
Alright lads let’s head over to /nba/ to enjoy the season finale
>>154212507Donny is suiciding Saudi Arabia to destroy Liv golf for Rory
You will never in your life experience the joy Rory is experiencing now.
>>154212532About 4 DUIs and a few public scandals as well
Well time to start the new season of euphoria
I don't care who won this year as long as he was White.
>>154212481See you in a year bud
damn so much for the most epic choke in golf history it's too bad it was left to scottie who was 11 strokes behind going into saturday to make it interesting at the end
>>154212552based fellow not-going-to-the-playoffs customer
Lol is this the dude from happy gilmore 2?
>>154212552no one gives a shit about Shai Meatless Alexander and some fat slav
>>154212544I appreciate you not using some ai bullshit for this.
>>154212556>an irish under the sunI'm good
>and from that point forward Rory only played 6 events per year
>>154212543It's usually my favorite part of the post-round stuff. Nice to see the fellas feel good for one another
>>154212551>c-c-copekek. go get cultured by your new neighbors.
I give this year’s Masters a 6.5/10
>>154212561This desu
>>154212564biggest lead after 2 days, biggest lead blown in the masters and still won his back to back, Rory just collecting records
Why couldn't Scottie have made one more shot?
>>154212475pretty sure the Chairman puts it on him, whoever took over for Hootie
>>154212556rare
i'm part irish so i won today :)
>his smile and optimism: RESTORED
Still don't see what Erica sees in Rory, he's a weird little bloke.
>>154212578I give it a 7. Usual Rory rollercoaster, Rose collapse. Playoff was very much needed
>>154212578wasn't Rory 3 behind at one point today?
>>154212561anon...
>>154212590he's on British clay
what's the next major
>>154212593Have you heard of something called 'money'?
>>154212593$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
First ever single-year grand slam incoming?
>>154212595see: >>154212594>Usual Rory rollercoaster, Rose collapse. Playoff was very much needed
Rosebros there is always next year
>>154212415Home club were he played growing up, and family still play.
>>154212590congrats anon :)
>>154212605PGA
>>154212578That's about right
imagine Scottie sunk that birdie on 17
>not even 30>bald
>>154212605travleers
>>154212605Your mom's gangbang
>>154212593go take a look at matt fitzpatrick and his wife
Why are Asian women so good at golf?
>>154212608Doubt it, Rory forcememed this win by spamplaying Augusta, he’ll be exposed
This is fucking horseshit. Trump should deport this greasy McFucker immediately and arrest any netural born US citizen showing him an ounce of support
>>154212544Is this real?
>>154212608doubtful, Rory is good, but not super consistentDaly Jr. or Charlie Woods doing first single-year grand slams would be kino though, however unlikely that is
>>154212624I honestly thought he was around 40, Rose looks younger than him.
>>154212624prison changes a man..........
I love Rory Mcilroy
>>154212637evil parents
>>154212624>Burgers coming up with some random bullshit stat to cope with second place
>>154212624a tradition unlike any other
>homa with a good showing in the endcould this be the start of a homa return to form?
one more thread or nah?
>>154212637no body forms to hinder their movements
>>154212670Who is the guy on left?
>>154212678nah let it die peacefully
>>154212678>>154212686it will die peacefully in the next one
>>154212678Aye do one more
>>154212686like american golf haha
>>154212678We need a celebration thread
>>154212685Spieth
>>154212678We made one more thread last year after Rory won. Someone do a post-round thread in a bit
Been fun lads. See you next time
jacket on the legvery disrespectful
>no low amateur>no previous winnerhow sad, he's all alone
Tiger comeback win next year, screencap this
>>154212744Checked
>>154212578It's at least 7. Rory blowing biggest lead of all time leading into the final guarantees it that. Had a good rollercoaster for the first 10 or so holes after the final 8 started. If literally just one of the other competitors aside from Scheffler had played a good final round it could've been a classic.
>back nineGET HIM OUT
>>154212578accurate tbqhwy
And so it is done.
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>>154212816>36.>looks in his mid-40sHow do you age well, /sp/?
>>154212828drink water
>>154212828stay out of the sun
>>154212828stay out of/protect yourself from the sun, drink lots of water, don't be fat, don't be skinny, be healthy
>>154212828hydrate, stay in the shadows, do yoga, don't drink alcohol, don't eat sugar, don't eat processed food. walk and swim.
>>154212828Not stress yourself to fuck being a competitive sportsman at his levelDont be irish in the sun and desert>T.Paddy
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Genuinely did not even expect Rory to be in with a shout this weekend. How the FUCK did that just happen
>>154212899lmao where’s that faggot that was going on about rory getting “magacocked”
>>154212911Winning last year unlocked his brain, simple as
How do (you) rate Rory’s dinner, and what will he serve next year?
>McIlroy proves he really is free with back-to-back Masters winwhat did BBC mean by this?
>>154213001little pretentious. still, some good flavor profiles in there, i'll go B-
>>154213001Better than Rahm's fucking "le spanish named everything" even though he's lived in the States longer than fucking Spain. It'd be like Hideki putting his in all nip-speak.
>>154213001>foie graspeta's not gonna be happy
>>154213001Nouveau riche wine pairings. incredible dessert choice.
>>154213001>foie grastraditionally produced by force-feeding birds (gavage) to enlarge their livers, a practice that is highly controversial due to animal welfare concerns.based Rory. fuck them birds.
>>154213001>steak and spuds>sticky toffee Lad can get as rich as he wants, cant escape the home classics
>>154211471We need to admit: golf is broken. PGA and LIV and Americans have become lost and confused because of that. Seriously the money and power, hired Saudi blowjob hookers from Ukraine its all ruining our players. The Waste Management has ruined the vibes of the sport and Trump MAGA has encouraged that. We don't have winners, we don't have dignity, we lost crowds and our aura.Starting over:Professional Disc Golf Association (PDGA)Now its about absolute sportsmanship, old school rules of Old Golf apply. Ethos is strong and anyone going outside of that is shunned and banned from the sport. We can do cool things with technology Golf cannot. Like GoPros and cameras on top of the frisbee cage. There will be a feeling that Disc Golf is unspoiled, unsolved, nobody knows how far this can go and what human arms can do. New technologies develop such as arm bracers and new frisbees. Excitement returns but always emphasize mannered crowds and organization.Bring back Old America, the one that people didn't fear us, they respect us, because we make mistakes but try to hold ourselves to a standard set by philosophers and kings. No more clowns, perverts, financiers and pedophiles. PDGA brings back the old golf from the dead and is what sports should be about. Winning with class, and progression of the human spirit.
Mr president, a second mcilroy win has hit the masters
>>154213001>no scottie sliders>1/10
I love Haotong bros
>>154214382uh, is china based?
rumors swirling that augusta redid the surfaces to favor rory going into sundaybetween that and how he was allowed to practice the course for weeks i dont know how anyone can take this tournament seriously
>>154214382kek, top looks like me at least once or twice an 18.
Rory wearing the jacket when he fucks Erica tonight
>>154211549How do these singers have billions of views yet neither me nor anybody I know has ever heard of them?
>>154212164Hope you make enough money for the maxillary impaction
Mornin’
