KO 20:00 UKMan Utd: Lammens, Mazraoui, Yoro, Martinez, Shaw, Casemiro, Ugarte, Cunha, Fernandes (c), Diallo, Sesko.>Subs: Bayindir, Dalot, Heaven, Malacia, Mount, T. Fletcher, Lacey, Mbeumo, Zirkzee.Leeds: Darlow, Bogle, Gudmundsson, Struijk, Bijol, Justin, Ampadu (c), Tanaka, Aaronson, Okafor, Calvert-Lewin.>Subs: Perri, Byram, Bornauw, Longstaff, Gruev, Gnonto, Buonanotte, Piroe, Nmecha.
please, lord, let leeds win and help relegate sp*rs at last
>>154218239>gruev benchedleeds deserve to lose
Is Yanited fighting for anything other than avoiding a /mug/ ?
How many for Big Ben today?
>>154218301Leeds are their biggest rivals, plus they could do with a couple of wins to ensure their Champions League qualification
>>154218301Is there a bigger motivator?
>>154218321>Leeds are their biggest rivalshaven't been for at least 3 decades
easy win, we got this
>>154218342Liverpool were the genuine rivals on the pitch, Man City were the noisy neighbours who surpassed them, but Leeds were the club with whom there was just a pure, mutual, seething hatred.
>>154218239>a month without a united matchbloody hell, lads...
>>154218363>wastherein lies the problemWASmanure got globalised and lost it's local heritage in terms of non-corporate rivalries nowadays leeds are bolton status in terms of being labeled as manure's rivals normies and jeets don't care about the war of roses
>>154218301Late title charge
>>154218422We will be voting Restore Britain into power and then normies and jeets will be gassed
>>154218473bring back proper physical footie while you're at it, will ye?nuffin like a career ending tackle after a career ending tackle all game, innit?nun of that poofter rubbish we've seen the past 15 years, thank you very much
I hope this is a good and fun match!
Ol' fat arse benched. He'll come on and score
>>154218512True
>>154218464City ain't losing any remaining games
>Ugarte>Yoro>Mbuemo benchedCongrats to Leeds on the win. At least it’s another nail in Spurs’ coffin
>“Leeds have not won a league game at Old Trafford for 45 years.”Is today the day, bros?
>>154218473>We will be voting Restore Britain into powerbased
>>154218534>Ugarte>Yoro>Mbuemo benchedCongrats to Yanited on the win. At least it’s another nail in Arsenal's coffin
>>154218517if you're a bong you should be universally prohibited from using any sort of "anime" .jpgs on the internet, specifically the 4channel. it just doesn't seem right to imagine jeremy clarkson having an animu reaction folder.
>>154218517should be good!
MOT lads
>>154218610>it just doesn't seem right to imagine jeremy clarkson having an animu reaction folder.I don't know that sounds based
Lads, will spuds get rellied this season? What do you fink?
>>154218610>it just doesn't seem right to imagine jeremy clarkson having an animu reaction folderl have a vague memory of james may rocking an anime car
Why does Farke look so greasy? Big greasy German man
can't booze without getting insomnia for days afterwards
>>154218647south germans fall within the swarthy category
>>154218653You too? I got pissed last night on some henry westons and can't remember much. Drinking it again like but if I can't remember tonight like last night i'll prob stop drinking. All I can remember is watching some Fred Dibnah videos..
>>154218653Just take it easy I enjoy it more if I just have a few or if I am going to knock the arse out of it I make sure to start at 12:00 and finish for tea time No point in drinking late, or doing anything for that matter
Wish me luck, /mug/bros.
Is cold rainy night in stoke not an espee meme? Should we sue?
Last time Man U played was on a Friday. Why don't they play on weekends like a normal team? It's not like they have a difficult calendar with all the tournaments they are playing.
>>154218706It transcended spee
>>154218708so everyone in the world is able to watch on the tele la
>>154218692I thought this was away. Can’t see United losing at home. Should bet draw while you can since you haven’t confirmed the bet
>>154218692Send a webm of you actually confirming a bet or fuck off
>>154218708Except Friday is on the weekend
>>154218728He is a sad irishman stuck in a council flat in cork. It’s best just to ignore him.
>>154218725>since you haven’t confirmed the betOh, but I did.
>>154218708Police really don’t like this fixture (aside from the monster overtime they claim on it) so it gets played at weird hours. Usually either as early as possible if it has to be a weekend or as late as possible on a Monday Nothing really happens anymore but they claim it’s SUPER DANGEROUS so here we are
How many for my son Ngubu tonite?
>”super” Sunday>burnley vs nothingham
>>154218729Friday is a weekday ya daft mick
>>154218734have you gone back through your screenshots and worked out how much you’d be up by if you’d put them on
Im in love with an objectively unnatractive woman. She looks like a female luka modric with a hint of cole palmer, but she loves the same hobbies as me and recommended me a couple animes. What do i do, o wise britanons from /sp/?
>>154218728>Send a webmOh, but I don't know how.
Inb4 Leeds play like prime Barcelona.
>>154218743big match to confirm escape for forest though
>>154218751based
SPORTBALLSPORTBALL
>>154218733I live in Dublin, thoughbeit.
>country roadswhat the fuck lmao
>poogarte startingMight not partake in the viewing entertainment
>>154218749If you can get over the looks, compatibility on a social and spiritual level will take you so much further anon. Go for it, get her.
are we voting reform uk or restore Britain? And why are these fuckers splitting the vote
>>154218745Friday is absolutely part of the weekend, you English fucking faggot.
>>154218752Aaronson due his once-in-a-blue-moon not shitting the bed performance
>ugarte startingover before it begins
>>154218765They’re singing about the M62 which, despite being a motorway, is driven on and maintained as if it is a country road
>>154218770We're voting Lib Dem because everyone else is retarded and gay
>>154218762>anywhere but the west side like galwaygrim
Is united finally back by the way?Methinks the next season with the UCL and cup games will be the real test. Not sure how they can reinforce their team without getting scammed again. I have a feeling they will buy a shitter for 100 million and fuck up their wage structure once again
>>154218770We are voting Restore because are nige betrayed us by filling his shadow cabinet with Muslims and tories and has reneged on promises of deportations. He is behind the curve on every issue and appears genuinely afraid of being called right wing. He is a coward.
>>154218748>if you’d put them onOh, but I did.
the camera on old trafford is always so weird, the picture is just curved
>>154218784No, the bird will sign a winger and a cb during the summer and the cm will continue to be a black hole and dalot and shaw will start the first game of next season
>>154218783I used to live on the West Coast, nothing much going over there. Galway is a bizarrely small city. Good for a short trip, not for permanent living.
Lemons get one straight at him again but it'll be praised as a top save again
>>154218794We're just compared to every other tinpot shitter so big you can see the curvature of the earth
MUGGINGTONS
>>154218789The new guy wants to loosen up working visa laws for Indians
OH NO NO NO NO NO
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
EASYASY
/mug/ is back
lmao not even 5'
Time to /MUG/
MUG MUG MUG MUG
>Held goalless last four games>Scoreskwab
if you’re a spurs fan it’s time to start wondering if the universe is conspiring against you
This is what you get for having a midget at CB
SO
Foul on yoro
It's a nightmare week for Spuds
This isn't fair, United have only had 6 weeks rest
I met Cunha at Manchester airport last week. Lovely bloke. We both realised we share a passion for ex British Prime Minister James Callaghan (he spotted the biography in my hand at the carousel)
brew it
So, it happened again
>>154218770A vote not for the greens is a vote for the zionists
gwarn oka
>>154218832No, they're just fucking shite
It going to be one of those days for united
>>154218637They won't win another match. Everyone else in the relegation battle are better
fucking femoid is commentating here.
manifesting /mug/ and /thug/
>>154218832They deserve relegation. No league win since 2025 is insane
>Calvert-Lewin challenging for that header against Yoro
>>154218637Absolutely, I knew it would happen weeks back, should have put a bet on.
Why does every time i dont watch united play live, they lose or draw, and every time i watch them, they end up winning?Right now im only watching this thread
>>154218873How the fuck has that not been called
>>154218857The ref will save them don’t worry.
>its only been 6 minutes where are there 100 posts
>>154218851/mug/ tonight inshallah
>>154218878can u turn your tv on please
Imagine having good fullbacks
sneed
>>154218878Stick the game on lad
>>154218879nobody bothered complaining. not even bruno.
>>154218879not even referred to VAR LMFAO. If Yoro did that it would have been a point to the spot.
>>154218887it’s Manchester yaaanited
>>154218889God bless
Not starting Dalot was a mistake.
>>154218889>>154218851why is her onlyfans so bad
Why is Yanited like this?
where's the uruguayan? will your boy finally have a good game today?
>>154218894Sneeds United
>>154218637Hello everyone.I just wanted to gently remind everyone to look after your mental health whilst you navigate this new period we find ourselves in. I started to accept around October time that this season would be a defining one for the club, and not in a greaqt way.Its easy to let the struggles get under your skin, but it's vital to remember that your mental health shouldn't be impacted due ti what is going on. Football's a massive part of our lives, yet when the weight of a potential relegation starts feeling overwhelming, it's alright to step back and prioritise yourself. Don't feel guilty for switching off the tv, logging out of social media, or taking a proper rest from the constant noise. You're far more important than any league table, so please make sure you're looking after your own well-being and checking in on your mates during this period.Look after yourselves folks, you are worth it.
>>154218878don't listen to these devil worshippers>>154218891>>154218896
>>154218239
>>154218849>voting for a jewish hypnotist
>>154218912who is this queen?
>>154218917Yoro KWAB
>>154218814No one believes youSilly little paddy
>>154218849>anti zionist party has the most overwhelmingly jewish policies
>>154218770Green because FUCK NAZIS
>>154218923Paddy is correct
>losingRight looks like I’m protesting again
fuck manure why are they trying so hard? what are they playing for
I vote TUV
>>154218770Farage is a snake and worse than all the other options.
>>154218944Top 5 lad
>>154218938you tell that bitch on the customer service line lad give her what for
>>154218931Shouldn't you be watching your wife fuck another man?
halftime slags lads>>>/s/22360561>>>/s/22360561
>>154218934Lowe is trying to bring Indians in?Are you that worried by him
IGOTAFEELIN'
>>154218944reckon they want to get in the champions league
>>154218958Better than watching a nazi fuck the whole country
>>154218962Ah I thought he was referring to Zia yussef
I didn't see Swedebro in the spuds thread yesterday. I hope he didn't kill himself :(
we shall be witnessing a /mug/ of the highest order tonight, praise be to allah.
I fucking hate anime
Lenny Yoro is one the ugliest people I’ve ever seen
>>154218974Based cuckold
They call him Tesco
Diving cunt
>>154218993>peoplelet's not insult people
>striker>doesn't strike
>coon-ya
LMAOOOOO
>>154218978Maybe he was to be fairBut telling us reform are paki lovers is like telling us Bradford is brown
>Jimmy Saville chantsbased
LEEDS HAVENT GOTTEN A WIN AT OLD TRAFFORD IN >45 YEARS
DIVING CUNT
do (you) know what he is?
>JIMMY SAVILLE HE'S ONE OF YOUR OWN
>>154218945>I vote TUV
>>1542190142010
>a bad
The British Isles
that's SIR Jimmy Saville
>>154219014League win, and in fairness that’s hard if you’re not in the same league
>>154218962>>154218978I was referring to Lowe. He said on Twitter that he wants more Indians.
>Jimmy SavilleNever convicted, just foids decided he was guity.
>commentators talking as much as possible to cover up the Saville chants
Mbamba saves team multiple times.Gets benched for a white lanklet that can only tap it in.What did Carrick mean by this?
>>154219024League game*
>>154219033Interesting, I’ve not seen that. Everything I’ve seen suggests the opposite. Not saying you’re wrong, just not what I’ve seen.
>>154219020I don’t actually have any hard feelings at all toward the Irish or Republicans as people should vote for their own communities and interests. Completely understand why people vote SF or whatever It’s a liberating feeling
>>154219030>The British Isles
>>154218911her pengness hard carries
>>154219041Mbueno was terrible in the last few matches and tesco was smashing goals off the benchOf course, a super sub becoming a starter is usually a bad idea
Is Rosenior black or med
>>154219066This but the left instead
I bet yernited are wishing they hadn't have sold Garnizzy now
is there a divided manchester?
>>154219066>the RADICAL left>it's a corporate democratevery time
>>154219066Yeah, tranny children and the Algerians who stab them.
>>154219066>safer>clear>our
>Aseethe
>>154219066>safer, cleaner cityYou get the opposite when you bring in millions of refugees anon
Carrick looks deebly goncerned
>>154219051Your descendents will grow up in a United Ireland, they will attend Gaelscoils and refer to themselves as Irishmen.
>
How can Yanited turn this around, bros?
>>154218959Such ugly women. Half of those chicks are recyclable due to how much plastic they're made of
banterball
I just found out that in UK 3 times more muslims have joined Al Queda than the army
>>154219096Jokes on you, we’re all going to grow up in a Yiddish hellscape
>>154219100That's Jens Mustermann
LMAOZERO DEFENCE
LMFAOOoOoOooo
>>154219111grim
the /mug/ is inevitable.
cheers, bruno's cryin
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
>/mug//thug/>/mug//thug/>/mug//thug/>/mug//thug/>/mug//thug/>/mug//thug/>/mug//thug/>/mug//thug/>/mug//thug/>/mug//thug/>/mug//thug/>/mug//thug/>/mug//thug/
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN AGAIN
Refball
kek they're so shit
PLEASE, LORD, LET SPURS GO DOWN
MUGGINTONS ONCE AGAIN
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
loveleh
Carrick status?
That'll be the Carrick in folks silenced
it appears that leeds leads.
only one who won't pass the ball in the box keeps scoring
OMDS
>>154219111The Guardian wrote a cope article on this, I think it was if you added every muslim ever in the army then ackhtually it was moreAlso 2-0 lmao
>>154218239over
volleyball defending
are Sneeds a strong club?
>NOT THE PROBLEMNOT THE PROBLEM
>>154219111yeah I got the asmon short too
>>154219101How about this English rose, Louise Perry? She's a bit of a trad wife anti-feminist grifter but doesn't seem to go too far. Her voice and accent are incredibly soothing.
As long as Bruno gets an assist. That’s all that matters.
>Yoro kwab
>>154219111The "Irish" guy (read : second generation Pakistani) who stabbed a Guard a few months ago was also a huge fan of Al Qaeda
AIIIEEEEE
Yanited sisters, its all downhill from here
>>154219153against United they are. Have been this way for decades.
haha the fuck was yoro doing
>>154219149the best league in the world.
Leeds are fucking battering them
>>154219149
Future PFA PotY (Captain of a team that was eliminated from both cups in their first match, including against a L2 team) was too busy pretending to be injured after weakly losing possession to participate in that sequence which led to an opposition goal.
>>154219160Based waifu
>>154219167God I hate seeing broken teeth
>>154219153Sometimes they look like a side that could feasibly get CL football and other times they look like a lower half Championship sideIt really is a case of which Leeds shows up
Crazy how brit commentaries are the worst in the world what a sinister feel they give to football, looks like we're watching a fucking funeral. Is Gary neville commenting your World Cup ahah? Go to the facking pub every game
Leeds nr. 9 could fucking look around from time to time, you know, track the ball from time to time
>>154219149You can't be serious>the absolute VILLAGE of Manpooper Pooshited
>>154219179just watch unclemiro, absolutely hopeless
Not enough anime itt
What the FUCK is happening?
>>154219192what do french fags do read poetry?
>>154219187Man smoker not here
>>154219175manure have like 1 shot on goal? lmao
Yall are watching Man Utd. I'm watching Getafe rn because I like to torture myself.
>>154219201man utd are bad again
>this yanited defense
>>154218909>>154219144imagine your life being spamming an ugly whore on a sports forum all day
>>154219149This kind of garbage would get you booed off the pitch in the lower leagues. Absolutely no interest in the second ball.
>>154219192You should have heard Johnathon Pearce in his heyday on Capital Gold. He'd get so worked out and excited that it could be up to a minute before you worked out which team had actually scored.
>>154219212>Yall>this flag
MUG
End of the road for ol’ Carrick
>>154219149what the fuck was that defense kek
>>154219211Yeah something like that. They don't appear to have a midfield at all
Apologize
>>154219214can't believe I am missing slabhead
>gets yellow for diving>dives some more
>>154219228yeah but as soon as they get a midfielder they'll win the league
Based United helping sink Spuds
>>154219201New manager bounce is overAlso this gigantic break (last match was 20th of March) seems to have ruined their form desu
They really believe they would be better if they played every four days instead
Gabriel Mugmundsson
Been a really bad week for SpursExcellent.
Should have been a 3-5-2 with ngubu on the left wingback and mazraoui right wing back, cunha left striker
I love hearing the screaming
>absolute state of Manchester
>>154219192The Brits basically re-modeled their football punditry on the way it works on Irish television.This happened because Alan Hansen was invited onto RTÉ, saw how the Irish pundits were much more critical than the English, and just lifted it from us.It's the reason why the biggest pundit on Sky Sports is Roy Keane.
>WAAAAAAAAAHlmao
>>154219254i think he's dead now
I thought that this was one of those games that always had to be played at 12:30 on a Sunday due to inevitable hooligan trouble?
>>154219259kek
CALVERT POOIN
>>154219254Least sadistic NY rabbi.
>>154218692Show the slip
kek post webm of him falling into the pit
kwab
Bring back Brian Moore and Motty
>>154219240Re-enforcements are desperately needed this Summer.
>>1542186924:1 odds are insane for this
total domination
>>154219215she's the queen of /mug/ newfag
I despise Cunha. What a fucking cunt of a player
>>154219275ke
>>154219266With a lot of these games on a Saturday yeah but on a weeknight the broadcasters have more power than the police.
Why does UTD have a 6’5 striker yet never puts crosses in the box?
>>154219271Oh, but I did.
>>154219276for me its United legend Jamie Carragher
>>154219287I mean his name is so close it's fitting. How do you see his name and not think "Virginha"?
If new manager gives a boost, why does team not just change manager every 5 games?
>>154219283Wish she were slurping on my Mug root beer
>>154218692you must be rich as fuck with all these wins
>>154219283hope she sees this bro
>>1542191742deep4u
Not doubting desu. We'll come back stronger in the 2nd half.
>>154219258>Irish televisionyou all crowd around a black and white and wait for the UN to flick the electric on?
>>154219304There's a debuff in place after the new manager bounce comes to an end, and getting a new manager during the debuff does not remove it
TANCACKA
>>154219313why?
>>154219311Let's just say /mug/ moved me....TO A BIGGER HOUSE
holy shit Lisandro
>>154219303amount of times you see a portuguese or uruguayan or argie and their name is like Evilio Bastardo and its exactly what you expected
>TANUKI
can't score
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
how?
State of that haircut there
tanaka bro
YOU FUCKING NIP
Lisandro is too good for united
>>154219323I'm talking about these guys. GOAT pundits.
cant score
The Chinese fans will be upset about this result So here is their national anthem to cheer them up ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1u088MlOmI
>MARTINEZ GET ON THE GOAL LINE
Leeds are having a good go but a quality team would be 4 or 5 up by now
Shaw just ain't it
I'm starting to have West Ham flashbacks.
>>154219350Casemiro has lost the ball in that exact spot twice
Why isn't our Dalot playing?
>>154219350Le build it up from the back maymay
the PL has never been shitter 2bh, pretty embarrassing how we're first in the coefficient again, the fuck are yurops doing
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154219350one for the rare FAATBandgettingawaywithit folder
>>154219350FFS
>>154219293I'll never understand how Liverpool manage to get so many insanely biased pundits.Meanwhile Chelsea either gets ultra nice guys like Hasselbaink, people too scared to lose their job to get too OTT like Joe Cole or players that just have massive grudges against them like Chris Sutton, Glen Hoddle or Craig Burley
>>154219363a poor man's Gabi Gudmundsson
Has anyone checked if Goldbridge is okay?
Bloody hell Utd are shit>Check table>3rdWhat the fuck, good lord the league quality really is terrible
>>154219376one of the original plastic clubs. been that way since long before we were even born.
just had pizzahut new flatzz, it's rather really good one must admit.specially the pepperooooooneee.
>>154219383Chelsea, Liverpool and Man Utd are all having insanely bad seasons yet they could all end up in Champions League again.
This has been a very good round for Liverpool. Last week it was looking like they might crash down to 8th but now there's a very good chance of finishing third.
Same vibes today
>>154219383the joke is that if United had binned Amorim sooner they may actually have been challenging for the title
>>154219379I'm sure he'll be fine m8. Not ideal that Leeds are picking up 3 points but Forest will probably be safe anyway
>>154219394>Jordan>pepperoni
Thoughts on the big 6?
>>154218673>All I can remember is watching some Fred Dibnah videos..comfy
>>154219402Tell Everton to stop being so shite.
Just threw a couple chicken breasts laced with xylitol into the local pitbull owner’s backyard. Cmon Yanited.
USA analysts are so confused why United's defense never win headers. Could it be that one of their CBs is 170cm and the other is a 55kg beanpole that gets blown over by a stiff gust of wind? No, surely not.
>>154219386There are actually a bunch of pundits from the 90s, they're all just bland or insanely bitter.Sutton was a record breaking flop and left the club humiliated yet somehow he's one of the main "Chelsea" voices. Hoddle is a Spurs man who was briefly at Chelsea, Craig Burley never got over the 94 cup final snub.
>>154219432based
>>154219433>elbowed with a forearm shivver from the top ropeGotta be harder in those situations m8
For some reason, "Breaking The Habit" by Linkin Park has been stuck in my head for the past four fucking days now and it's starting to drive me insane.Hell, I didn't even particularly like Linkin Park when I was a kid.
halftime baddiedem
Fapped to a memory of a Jewish woman blowing me because Yids going down
>>154219422mashed and flushed
The dream scenario>Leeds hold on for a win>West Ham win 1-0 at Palace, Forest beat Burnley at home and Leeds get at least a point against Wolves at Elland Road>Spurs capitulate against Brighton and get dicked 3-0The likeliest actual events>Man United jew a 3-2 win tonight>West Ham lose, Forest and Leeds both fail to win their next games>Spurs turn on the style and beat Brighton and the surge to survival beginsI know Brighton will let us down as they could've helped relegate that unflushable turd, Everton, two years ago and they got fucking raped 5-1 at home. They'll probably play like shit against Tottenham now too
>>154219422The best of the best
>>154219447I don't know how you got this way. I know it's not alright.
>>154219432Very based but not for the Manchester United support
>>154219149soul
>>154219435Sutton is always very complimentary about my club so I think you're wrong
>>154219426>>154218673>"ooh look at the brickwork this ladder is attached to, I can just pull it apart with my barehands see? That could be dangerous for someone"
>>154219350FS game could've been killed off right there.
>>154219435Burley was average as fuck anywayI don't get why sky 6 clubs need their own spokespeople amongst the punditry. Would rather hear from a known neutral.
>>154219468He’s at least positive, unlike some of the more unhinged regulars from the British Isles
>>154219468I don't know what's worth fighting forOr why I have to screamMAKE IT STOP
>>154219462I agree with some of your predictions, but this Spurs side will never beat Brighton. I wouldn't rate them to beat Accrington Stanley
Is she the hottest physio in football?
RB Salzburg legend Okafor scoring a brace against Manchester United in 2026, wew
>>154219376Don't forget Daniel Sturridge.
>>154219481Having biased pundits is fine, so long as you have the same sort of representation on both sides. It's when you've got insanely biased commentary it pisses you off.
>>154219483>the British Isles
>>154219350onana-esque
>>154218673>henry westonsThat stuff is deadly. Last time I was on that I was spewing my guts up. It tastes like apple juice and it's nearly as strong as some wines.
>>154219497commentary is much worse for that yeah but i still see no value in watching neville and carragher swearing the sky is green or the grass is blue
Ref doing everything to help Poonited
The answer is YES btw
My mates mum died and he inherited the house and he’s sold it with his sister and split the money and now he’s building a bungalow in my garden
I CANT SCORE
>>154219515his sister banging?
>>154219491that ass is barely being held together by that leggings
>>154219515have you told him to stop? not on that.
>>154219483Bruh he killed himself even though he spent his whole life in a sunny and beautiful place full of attractive people
>>154219494Oh god they've started pretending he's a Chelsea pundit now.I remember watching possibly his final chelsea game at stamford bridge. Great attack, Sturridge was at the near post, as was the keeper, Torres completely open with an open goal in front of him with it being an easy ball to him... And sturridge tries the shot straight at the keeper. Only time I've seen a player actively booed by his own fans during play.That said, he's actually entertaining, especially when he's got Micah Richards with him.
>>154219524No he’s a good bloke and I’ve got plenty of land, plus he’s my mate so I can hardly say no can I
>>154219489Just think of another equally overly-catchy song.When I was, a young boy.My father, took me into the City, to see a marching band.He said son when, you grow up, will you be the savior of the broken. The beaten and the damned.
>>154219537If he fucks up can you just kick him out and keep the bungalow?
>>154219537>plenty of landare you JEWISH?
>>154219537You know the council WILL find out before the 10 years are up right?Or are you so rich that you have a garden big enough where planning permission would be granted?
>>154219541Yes that's the plan anyway
BRING ON BIG ZIRK
would you have done the same in his shoes?
>>154219544Fairly certain the council will just order it to be torn down desu
>>154219530Nah, he probably killed himself because he realised that LP only had two good albums
Nobody making runs in behind besides Cunha, dont see Yanited scoring here... is Kinder Mbueno injured?
>>154219539Oh please God no, that's even worse.
>>154219546>condombeta
>>154219543Just cover it up with ferns, la
>shartinez
>ponytail pullkek why does this keep happening
KWAB
OH FUCK OFF
>>154219528wtf? I though man u were back, what the fuck are they doing?
>>154219558it's good to practise safe sex
>>154219512extremely english face
>>154219541I’ve sold him the parcel and the bit to the rear, so no. Not that I would anyway>>154219543Planning permission and a new address with Royal Mail etc. I’m not that rich but I am fortunate and I inherited it, so we are where we are
What did he say?
>>154219554COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTYOh Oh Oh YeahCOME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTYOoh woough oooh wough
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
>tanaka finally having a good game>aaronson shitting the bed
KWAB!!!!!!!!!
wtf
/mug/ night
not a red card, he wanted to hold the jersey.
For that?
kek
R O J AOJA
He didn’t even grab it kek
EL VAR SINSO
lmao
KWAB (KLENK WHAT A BONGLE)
It’s been a good round.
you niggas told me the ref was going to bail out United
Game’s gone
AAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
>the bitcher
red card10 match ban
could've broken his neck!!!
PULLED HIS HURR
lmao what
Long hair chads win again
>who me?holy KEK
GUILTY
Yeah I'm still fucking mad
now this is some advanced faggotry
Games gone but thats hilarious
games gone up my ass
>15 match banHOLY FUCK THAT IS BRTUAL
>shartinezHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO
>hair pullingReally fucking gay
is having a ponytail a cheatcode to provoke a red card
that's not a red
Why are Argentinians like this?
>>154219554He said will you. Defeat them.Your demons. And all the nonbelievers.The plans that they have made.Because someday. I'll leave you.A phantom. To lead you in the summer. To join the black parade.
>>154219574>i've been found out what should i do?
long hair is the new metaharshest straight red i've ever seen
>>154219621It absolutely is
HOLY BASED customers seething
I like shorty martinez but that was dumb as fuck mate
Lul
why are argentines so dumb?
>>154219620baldcucks in the mud
fucking manlets, when will they learn?
I'm an abu but he barely pulled it
noooo not the heckin manbun aaaargh
THE BARBER
>>154219583lmao what kind of a defence is this?
red for touching his man bun KWAB
thugging and mugging Premier League sounding like a mid-90s gangsta rap album
>>154219621It's an automatic red, despite >>154219612It's actually listed under the "Don't be a little bitch" offenses.
Killing men with ponytails is based
That can't be a red, come on. Game is for pussies now.What does the ref knows about hair anyway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS2-7zxeOE4
>>154219617Wait what
>>154219620It's the new meta starting now.
>>154219612different though because cinderella always deserves worse
>>154219644I wish she had a dick.
dont pull me hurr mate
This is some prime chimpout potential here lads
>>154219634Not so fast
I'm a mugger but this shouldn't even be a yellow
don’t pull the hair if you can’t pay the fare
Bit of shithousery, not a red
>>154219649homophobic behavior
>>154219649Hair pulling is extreme violent conduct and could result in a 30k fine for battery
red?
>>154219640that it was accidental, that having a faggot haircut is cheating
>>154219662he could have killed him
>>154219647>when men were men and pulled each other's hairyeah no
to be fair, he's due a red with all the cunty little things he does.
The Butcher>0 headers won in 56 minutes of action>1 head pulled
sorry manure, this is required for the inevitable spuds relegation
>>154219672dirty argentinain thug
>>154219672Not enough grabbing his hair wtf
>>154219672He possibly was genuinely going for the shirt but it's an automatic red so he's fucked.
Look, I know you fags like to pull on men's hair while you bang them, but us straight men don't do that
>>154219675>having a faggot haircut is cheatingbaldcel detected
did the ref give him a red because he's bald and is trying to show solidarity to the total opposite of his hairline?truly a fairplay moment in football
>>154219554Doooo you have the time, to listen to me whineAaaabout nothing and everything all at once?Iiiiii am one of those. Melodramatic fools. Neurotic to the bone.No doubt about it.Sometimes I give myself the creeeps.Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.It all keeps adding up.I think I'm cracking up.
Goatis bros…we won.
>3 game ban
>>154219680The Barber*
Man Utd will only have 2 defenders for Chelsea
>>154219672what about the vulcan death grip he has on Licha? Absolute fucking disgrace.
>>154219672English refs truly are the worst in the world
>>154219672that was like a cheeky girlfriend hairpull lel
>>154219675>your honour i accidently grabbed a handful of his hair and pulled it by accident
NNNNNNNNNNNNN... VIVI!
>>154219672Literally scalped him Iroquois style. Clearest red I've seen in my life tbqhwy.
>>154219672
what kind of cowardly bitch pulls another players hair and gets sent off by VAR screaming
>suddenly every playing is growing their hair out
>>154219672leeds guy literally slapping his face then grabbing his neck, but the indio accidentally grabbed his hair and immediatly released it = red
>>154219691That is a positive for United, Carrick can't pick the shitter for 3 whole matches
>>154219672Bald frauds could never get that call
OLÉ
>>154219697This is categorically a red, so what you typed out isn't really a flex
>>154219672no
proper humiliation this
>>154219672giving a red for this is so stupid
>>154219672Game’s gone.
>>154219700KIKIRARA VIVI DEEEESU
>>154219702>NOOO I JUST *GRABBED* HIS HAIR, I DIDN'T *PULL* ITFucking retard kek
>>154219699yes
>>154219702Heated Rivalry meets 50 Shades of Grey.
As a spuds hatewatcher, I'd like to thank yanited for their service tonight
Game's gone, full of overpaid poofs
>>154219700Look at her bouncing on that BBC as she reads your pathetic donation!
>manure getting red balledkwab
>7 foot big white man getting bodied by a little push by a 5 foot black boy
>>154219702it just feels harsh to give a red for that, too soft of a "hair pull".it's a complete retarded use of free will in a football match by a professional footballer though.
United getting robbed by PGMOL again. Carrick, players, staff and all in attendance should forfeit the match and leave the stadium in protest.
>>154219742My dick just twitched
>i can't score
If this Bogle's guys father had pulled out, Leeds would be up 4 or 5-0 by now.
>>154219702He even went straight for the hair twice kek
>>154219672games gone, but its a yanited red so it's also back
>>154219695Violent conduct is always an infringement and red even if it comes after an offenseWeirdly dangerous play is only a red when the ball is in play, otherwise it's a yellow for a technical infringement. Ashley cole famously got away with a studs up shin breaker because the ball had already gone out. Made a load of people butthurt.
>>154219742H-hot…
>>154219758You're not wrong lol
Don't know how any sane person could think spurs still represent some threat to the other clubs out the relegation zone right now.
>>154219702RED
nice run but nope
>>154219689Strangely, I also remembered this one in the first time in over a decade the other day
>>154219742Ever thought about joining one of those Hispanic émigré caravans, lad? - You’d fit right in across the border.
>>154219777thy blessed trips.
Let’s be honest this faggot enjoyed it
New>>154219783>>154219783>>154219783
Cunha's dog shit. He really is. Get him off
>Dalit and Ngumbo FUCKING GETBBIG ZIRK ON
>>154219775Only way Spuds escape relegation is if Forest's plane crashes on the way back from their EL match at Porto.
classic lelds
um.... /mug/sisters...
REAL UNC HOURS
MOST DANGEROUS
>>154219784I have, but unfortunately I'm too fat to fit through the gaps in the border fence.
>>154219742>>154219754>>154219767Mutts Law
>>154219799I don't even think that would help them.
>>154219838Come on, anon. Don't act like you didn't pop a stiffy reading that.
crazy touch by mbeumo here
how does this shitty team have 55 points?
OH NONONONONONONONO
>>154219347Yeah
I'm worried this is going to cost Carrick the permanent job
>>154219781My boss has a habit of starting questions with "Do..."Like>hi, doooo... you have any availability at 2pmAnyway we'd always just mentally launch into the rest of the song. Every day
LORD, PLEEEEEEEASE JUST FUCK THE SP*RS OFF TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP FOR A FEW YEARS
>>154220171I will murder you with my bare hands you pathetic fucking insect
