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So the
Finland
Imagine if it was Petr "no mercy" Yan fighting Ulberg. I bet it would turn out different.
>>154221759I reckon Petr gets heemed by Ulberg aswellbeit
Costa is the only one that can convince Trump to stop the war
>>154221805>he doesnt know
>asserts dominance in the thread
ankbros we are back as fuck
What is Costa's political stance on gourmet chenchens?
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
Yeah I'm a broke reddit bitch whatup
>>154221903Little does he know it will be Mago vs Paulo for the vacant title....
>>154221946You live in Taiwan?
no one calls him mago fucking faggot
>>154221903>dictating whos going to be fighting for the title you just got and have to vacateyep i'm thinking cringe
>>154221962no I live in vancuover
Tawlmbout Mago b? Tawlmbout Mago2DGod? Tawlmbout Yang? Tawlmbout Fei Lnog?
Lets goooo shavkat! Gotta clap emoji for that. And a few fire emojis for good measure.
>>154221987tawlmbout that mr magoo b
>>154221977You were born in Taiwan, and visit often?
>>154221994>gets injured opening the door to exiti really wish he could be fucking healthy
If you weren't born in Ireland you damn sure aren't Irish
>>154222019
>>154221967We all call him mago around here. Mago the magnificent as he was first known in these parts. You must be new pal. Try lurking a bit before making a fool of yourself?
You’d be surprised how fat he is
More like Fago
Shugah Schaubkat Strickland
let adesanya beat a can in his next fight so they can do him vs Ulberg at 205lbs for a grudge match. everyone else at 205lbs besidescosta is coming off a loss anyway
>>154222039>ugly4983a modern socrates clearly
>>154221903he means the interim
you're forgetting how much poofc hate shartkalaev, it'll be costa vs jiri
Jiribrehs...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty34N48gRqM
>>154222122He'll do what he's told
>>154222019You would be bongs it weren't for us sending you guns and ammo. And what did you do? Destroyed them all like a couple of broke reddit bitches. American Irish are more Irish than you. Mind your betters.
>>154222000I was born there but I vsit maybe every....well its been many years now. I have no moeny
jiri should fight every week until he gets a confirmed tittle shot
>>154222145Nah fuck that
broke ass taiwanese BITCH!!!
bitches leaves
>>154222164yeah well
>>154221946Many Chinese individuals would say that you are LITERALLY Chinese and there's no such thing as Taiwanese, lementably.
Dcooked his bib ahh with that one gng
Snookered her maggot minge innet?
>clip
i'm too good looking to be a heem poster.
>>154222539Yuor no Finland pal
raptors are in the playoffsheems for this emotional feeling?
When will the 2Straws podcast upload anorthr video to youtube
>>154222634I don't know, soon hopefully I wanna hear Angela Hill talk about her husband's big Scottish cock some more
>>154221702Fuck Dana
Finally get the UFC Avengers dream team together and Dustin shows up belligerent drunk, interrupting everyone and touching bros tits smgdfh
>>154222687Why wuold you want to hear that b
>>154222691GODna owns your scum filth maggot bussy playa!
>>154222711Anon that's the appeal
>>154222714What?
>>154222711>thomas>masvidal >diamound>wide man Thomas is the only HOFer there
https://streamable.com/5cs5sq
*enters thread*
>>154222776*blocks everything*
>>154222731What
crazy that this doo is the same weight class as hokit
>>154222807Bruh 2 straws podcast
>>154222833Its good manhave you ever listened? They have good insites
>>154222879Angela Hill talks about how she loves white cock in that show
>>154222711I'd pay to not see Dustin and Jorge.
Next two events are dogshit
>>154223024Power Slap on the 17th
prates is heeming smega della negga
>>154223024 Cope has alerady begun for Mallotts donimation I see
>MallottWho's that you fucking retard?
>>154223024Canada always gets horrible cards
>>154223096What
Mallott? The guy who got finished by Magny? That Mallott? BEAST of a fighter B
>>154223096Mike Malott is a Canadian professional mixed martial artist competing in the UFC Welterweight division, known by the nickname "Proper." Born on November 7, 1991, in Burlington, Ontario, he holds a professional record of 13 wins, 2 losses, and 1 draw, with victories by knockout, submission, or decision. As of April 2026, he is currently on a three-fight win streak following a unanimous decision win over Kevin Holland on October 18, 2025, and is scheduled to face Gilbert Burns in a headlining bout on April 18, 2026.
>>154223138Let his ingorant ass know b thank you
>>154223113>Mallott? The guy who got finished by Magny?Yes, that is correct While Mike Malott did suffer a TKO loss to Neil Magny at UFC 297, arguing him as the "bad vs good" requires looking at his overall trajectory, incredible finish rate, and ability to learn from adversity. Based on his performance up to April 2026, Malott is a dominant force in the making.Here is the argument for Mike "Proper" Malott:Exceptional Finishing Ability: Before the Magny fight, Malott had finished every single opponent in his UFC career (Mickey Gall, Yohan Lainesse, Adam Fugitt). He is a specialized finisher with 11 of his 13 wins coming by stoppage (5 KO/TKO, 6 Submissions).Dominance Before the Setback: In the Neil Magny fight, Malott was not being outclassed; he was dominating. He was up 2-0 on all scorecards and had Magny in trouble before fatigue and a veteran comeback from Magny changed the outcome in the final 15 seconds.Resilience and Rapid Improvement: Instead of letting the lone UFC setback define him, Malott returned to the win column immediately, defeating Trevin Giles and then knocking out Charlie Radtke in 2025.Elite Competitor: Following the Magny fight, Malott continued to fight top-level competition, defeating Kevin Holland in late 2025 and earning a main event spot against former title challenger Gilbert Burns in 2026.High-Level Coaching Background: Before his UFC rise, Malott was a renowned coach at Team Alpha Male, training fighters like Urijah Faber and Cody Garbrandt, giving him a technical IQ that matches his physical abilities.The Magny fight was a valuable lesson in managing energy at the highest level, and Malott has shown the grit and finishing prowess to be considered a future elite contender rather than just a prospect.
zahabi is the real canadian prospect
The dude who got finished by Neil Magny? For sure he's a beast of a prospect be
AI users are subhuman.
>>154223177zahabi will get heemed by fucking chito vera
>>154223196No, users of AI are not subhuman. The term "subhuman" in this context appears primarily as hyperbolic rhetoric used by some individuals to express intense disapproval of AI usage or to describe specific AI-generated content, rather than as a factual assessment of human worth.
>>154223175how do you say duct tape in chinese?
>>154223217管道胶带
>>154223175>High-Level Coaching Background: Before his UFC rise, Malott was a renowned coach at Team Alpha Male, training fighters like Urijah Faber and Cody Garbrandt, giving him a technical IQ that matches his physical abilities.i actually didnt know that
aint readin all that shit b
>>154223226愿云层向你倾降布兰奇菲尔德的尿雨。
>>154223243这是我们死后升入天堂时都应该得到的财富bless u
Bro STOP going full force, you're smacking my fucking knuckles
>>154223282
>>154223113>>154223175Burns finished Magny
>>154223311malott will finish burns. screencap this. not because he's so good or anything, but gilbert is washed now.
>>154223175Fucking godlike post hoyl FUCK
>>154223341I dont know I'm starting to smell an upset, Gilbert has been losing to champs and contenders, who has Malott beat? other than Holland he has no good wins, he has been fighting bums
>>154222947>statue of limitations in your path
>>154223394that's true, but the damage he took in those ones seemed to have a cascade like effect, because in each loss he looked worse and worse. i think we'll find that those contenders will be exposed, as brady already has
>>154222947
Canadians run weem
>>154223474all of these posts are actually just me, i have schizophrenia
even this one is
This oen too
So Yan is still Ducking Merab huh, i suppose he can run forever.
Cant wait till we whip out our Canadian dicks out and jizz all over the white house when Aiemann Zahabi does it
this is a real image
>>154223175>>Mallot, the guy who got finished by magny?>yes that is correct-I think I've read enough playa!
>>154222039Bapa still has the hip rotation intact, peach
>>154223669
TJ motherfucking Dillashaw
>>154223440Talmbout statue of limitations?
>>154223669A small skid in a sea of wins b, Mallot was winning that fight before that small fumble, it's better to make a mistake like this early in his career than do it against a top 10 nightmare gatekeeper, he readjusted his game
when DA BLVK BEAST heemed Hokit, imma call him Hoebitch, patent pending.
>>154223778>A small skid in a sea-I'll stop you right there playa! We'll call it like it is: "A stoppage loss to past-his-prime Neil Magny". Unc put a whoopin on that boy.
>>154221903Ulberg is out for 10+ months. Who cares what he wants
>>154223832Strict but fair
everyone in britain looks like tom aspinall
>>154223884nah, fuck that!
UFC was so much better before that fat orange bitch started going to fights. Unnecessary sideshow and he doesn't even give a shit about the sport
>>154223920ye its like a circle jerking cuck fest when he rolls inHOW GAY!
ufc 327 was the worst performing UFC in the Kaseya Arena ever. https://www.essentiallysports.com/ufc-mma-news-miami-gives-dana-white-a-reality-check-as-ufc-327-gate-attendance-revealed/UFC is dying
>drumpf
>>154224034It's crazy the event of the year didn't sell yet garth vs paddy sold out, maybe cazzies don't deserve good fights afterall
>>154224034>UFC is dyingso r unow shut the fuck up
>>154224075>First event of the year, two massively popular fighters, strong undercard, in Vegavs >random numbered event in a sea of low value, unimportant cards, Jiri vs a guy people don't know and the UFC doesn't promote, busy fight on the card fell through, Miami card with no Cholos
Trumpiggies oink for humiliation.
talmbout?
2 months until we enter the Gaethje era.
>>154224105>strong undercard
this is like some game of thrones shit low keywho is the rightful king of the throne?
>>154224195Rocky really should have slapped the shit out of her imagine letting a woman shout at you that another man is your better couldn't be me
Make the muuuusic with your mooouuuth babe
>>154224288It's better to have no one believe in you and against all odds, the doubters and the critics, you triumph proving them all wrong, inversely the worst thing that could happen is everyone believing in you and you have an easy win laid out for you yet you fumble disappointing all the believers
>>154224365talmbout song yadong?
>>154224287Ilia is the real BMF, Max gave it away when he backed down at the start of the fight
>>154224034Good. Maybe they'll stop being greedy fucks with $500 nosebleed tickets
>>154224287cody garbrandt
Why didn't Jiri just win?
I don't heem hoes, got heemed by the stripperI'm rich, bitchYou can call me Jiri the Ripper
>>154224474some dudes cant fight a defenseless opponent. same shit as when nate rocked leon and told him to put his guard up before he engaged.
Carlos Ulberg would shatter Alex Pereira's jaw
>Islam was sleeping while WH card was being negotiated >Trump was flirting with brown boys while Iran negotiations were going on
>>154224488Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>154224474literally zero killer instinct, man calls his pregnant wife in to kill spiders
>>154224425Correct take.
>ilia is true BMF>islam is lineal BMFjust one more reason to make the fightshame pigslam keeps ducking
>>154221903Costa going on a legendary streak against Russian fighters
farted myself awake
Islam is taking a nap? Guess we have to skip the best fight ever and book Garth instead.
If you interrupt your siesta to answer dana and hunter, you are a fucking cuck dude, it's a sign the matchmakers have you by the balls
>>154224646>to answer danaRETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
>Responding to third world flags or European flags (same thing.)
>>154224646nice image
>>154224651Are you that retard that said "Dana doesn't do anything"?
obviously we all want to see ilia vs islam but it deserves to be on a real card and not dookie diaper donnie's birthday bashplus it would be retarded to not have an american in the main event even if he is getting heemed dead in 30 seconds
K-pop for men.
>English flag covering for Islam duckingcolour me surprised
a passive aggressive australian gee what a surprise
>THIRDIE FUMING AND COMING TO THE AID OF ONE OF HIS INVADER BROTHERS WHEN THE CHARACTER OF HIS HERO IS ATTACKED
the femoid cunt is turning red now years of being a layabout on the beach eating barbies taking it's long awaited toll
He's absolutely BOILING now but still can't even muster up the courage to reply to me directly.
>>154224879You're a pussy ass bitch!
fucking rinkydink website goes down midfight and now some somali finnpersonator is getting involved urho wept
Took him 2 hours to muster up the courage to reply to me lol.
Finbros....
see what you did abdi god damn it
Get him Cloz!!
Rogan still hasn't apologized to bapa for ripping him off
haven't felt shame this strong since i read the morning papers
Raped faggot.RAPED FAGGOT!YOU'RE A RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!RAPED BITCH!!!!RAPED BITCH!!!!EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE RAPED BITCH!!!!RAPED FAGGOT!!!!YOU GOT FUCKING RAPED!!!
Jari Haltsonen, people forget man, peach of a prime minister
i am about 70-80% jari is the alt of a troublemaker i know but the confession is yet sired, the level of independent thought feels alien
Will burns keep the gate shut or will Mallott blast through it? Find out next time on dragon ball z!
mallott finna fuck burns up ongg
sat so long on the jiri my leg did an ulberg
heem cloudflare
>>154224649paulo's head kicks are pure kino
Jiri is ranked 3 including Pereira
spammy aka the fed is going to be so mad
can't stand dc
why doesn't HW (the biggest division) simply eat all the other small divisions? is it stupid?
Daniel Cormier's natural 7'000ng/dl testosterone levels
>>154225127He was cutting. They aren't looking at fighter's testosterone to epitestosterone ratios during weight cutting, they're looking at other levels and checking for other anomalies for those. The test will show T-E ratios, but they ignore that part of the tests during weight cut because everyone's test/epitest levels are completely out of wack and more concentrated when they're that dehydrated.
Which dbz fight is Jiri vs ulberg?
When Joshua Can gets fraud checked by Taira how quick will it be
>>154225108Heavyweights would get their asses handed to them by lhw and mw fighters who don’t have to cut weight
the wonk on this cunt
Tuporia can heem most heavyweights
Welcome to the Ulberg era
>>154225248I already welcomed myself to the ulbger era
Donald Trump was front and center for the Ulberg Era, where the fuck were you?
*heems you so fucking hard you enter the ulberg era*
>>154225272Yeah i remember you fellow Ulbergian, very few believed in him sadly while cazzies rejected him, s tawlf
>>154221903>ducking the rematch with jiri
i will not follow them
i will follow Ulberg
>>154225312youre awful at this
>>154225298You could be a model you look so good, you’re too good looking to be a poster. You are some poster.
The Ulberg "Era" is just a prelude for the Costa Era, promised to us 8 years ago by Joe Rogan.
>>154221867careful
ulboig is up there with other light heavyweight champion legends like forest griffin and janitor blackowitz, ufc is fucking dead lmao
So the Blitzkrieg was there for Ulberg afterall
>>154225355Old fruit does all this shit only to read out an incorrect result
>>154225375protect yourself at all times
Ulberg exploited Jiri's one known weakness, the czech hook
Fade away inside leg kick
buffer really is an old fruit drunk too don't forget>>154225341care to extrapolate
>LETS GO FOR HUNTNo one likes people who say they're something and aren't that thing
Paulo Cosa Nostra
Aaron Pico is the #13 ranked UFC featherweight.
>>154221903Trash vs. Garbage
>both pitbull brothers lost
Who's the most successful glass chin fighter in the mma? Do we have an amir khan?
for me, it's the check axe kick
>>154225479leon rocky edwards was almost dropped by nate diaz of all people and flirted with championship gold perhaps the phenomenon is a bongish one
>>154225479Penn
>>154225463I would genuinely beat the fucking shit out of him. I’m 135, lanky and lean, 6’0 and have a mean right hand. He looks stuck in the mud to my eye. One stiff shot off me and he’ll be faceplanting the canvas.
Rankings update:Carlos Ulberg in at #15 P4pArman Tsarukyan up 2 at #13 P4pJack Della Maddalena deranked from top 15 P4pAaron Pico in at #13 FWPatricio Pitbull down 2 at #15 FWJosh Emmett derankedMateusz Gamrot up 1 at #7 LWDan Hooker down 1 at #8 LWRoman Dolidze up 1 at #14 MWPaulo Costa down 1 at #15 MWAlex Pereira down 2 at #2 LHWJiri Prochazka down 1 at #3 LHWJan Blachowicz up 1 at #4 LHWKhalil Rountree down 1 at #5 LHWJamahal Hill up 1 at #6 LHWPaulo Costa in at #7 LHWAzamat Murzakanov down 2 at #8 LHWDominick Reyes up 1 at #9 LHWBogdan Guskov down 2 at #10 LHWVolkan Oezdemir down 2 at #11 LHWAleksandar Rakic down 1 at #12 LHWJohnny Walker down 1 at #13 LHW, tied with Nikita KrylovAlonzo Menifield in at #15 LHWZhang Mingyang derankedJosh Hokit in at #5 HWCurtis Blaydes down 1 at #6 HW, tied with Serghei SpivacRizvan Kuniev down 1 at #8 HWDerrick Lewis down 1 at #9 HWAnte Delija down 1 at #10 HWTyrell Fortune down 1 at #11 HWMarcin Tybura down 1 at #12 HWTallison Teixeira down 1 at #13 HWShamil Gaziev down 2 at #15 HWValter Walker derankedTabatha Ricci up 1 at #7 SW, tied with Amanda Lemos
rank my balls across your forehead
>>154225560I would beat your fucking ass bitch
Finland has never had a ranked fighter in the UFC.There are currently no representatives of Finland signed to the UFC.It has been over a decade since a native Finn fought in the UFC.
>>154225566i sincerely and facetiously doubt it pal*pokes eye**cracks chin**walks off*
shut up
Carlos Prates will heem that bum JDM in 2 rounds. Vintage CP performance
Finland has Shavkat, Weili and Shevshenko
>>154225581*dodges**teleports to your front porch**leans in to your Ring camera**teleports behind you**teleports in front of you**teleports on ya head**while in the lotus position**dodges**teleports**punches you one time, exploding your entire head*Heh…
>>154225593factual and dare i say it excellent post we also have heihachi musashi who got jiri heemed
Remember that guy who chugged beer from a shoe every time he won? He was gonna be Heavyweight champion.
>>154221972If you listen closely, you can hear the windows shut down sound.
>>154225531>The UFC project that was too shit to be acknowledged as an UFC project: The Tumultuous Tale of Tabatha Ricci SOON
Smoking that bam bam kush loud pack
>>154225606Men are so gross
ill take one boiled hamburger
>>154225595*proceeds to quit on the spot**hires andy aspinall and the bald bong to do crisis management pr**whines for months about your cheating*call that shit an aspinall
>>154220756
*hides post*
Mfw a garth denier smears the upcoming Gaethje era
>>154225723In another life Usman would still be in africa demanding to see the manager at mcdonalds so he could get a refund on the cheeseburger he bought
*flips the bird*
>>154225679much like jon jones hides in the closet
ulberg'ed my leg again jiri'ing the unite'd king'dom
Jon Jones closet has glass doors thoughbeit.
Colby:Iran::Usman:USA
no it doesn't
This poo is so hot omgIts cresting my Khamzat and smokes as it hits the Tillwater
>>154225479Unironically Islam Makhachev lol. That guy very rarely gets hit clean because his defensive striking fundamentals are extremely sharp and because he actually doesn't like to strike for too long, but whenever he gets hit clean he gets dropped. Volk almost knocks him out in the first fight and he did in fact get knocked out by a random nobody.
owwwwww hothothothothothothothotIts one cut and ifs abuot 15 inches long so far call that the directnors cut
>>154225830
Volk taught Islam the meaning of fade away inside leg kick
The Highlander remake should star Paul Craig
>>154225830trying adopting a sumo stance as you jiri in the aspinall forward hip thrusts as the zatsplatty pops out your danerholethank me later
>>154225848He folded that ankussy like a pretzel
>>154225947pozzed his hadithhole spaffed and trashed wouldn't you say sadly in fear
Hard to believe no one's ever been drop kicked in MMA.
>>154225848The Lowlander starring the Bear Jew
if he would have just called himself "blitz" instead of "bearwani"...
If just one Finn would prove themselves capable in hand to hand combat...
>>154226054Mr. Finland already did that
>>154226054too smart to be fighting for goyFC, im afraid for this to be relayed
>>154225983Butterbean was dropkicked by Genki Sudo
>>154226087No wonder he is soft as baby shit if this is what bongs eat after moving the the USA bisping won a title with one eye
>>154225983absolute fake one, Ikuhisa Minowa used to dropkick everyone, youre a can btw
>>154226109Based knoweder of historyIs this webzone vrey slow for anyoen else? To post??? We gotta weem Hiroki
>>154225983I always think a fighter could deliberatedly spend the entire pre-fight press conference saying "I'll carve my knee into your face like Masvidal", then in the actual fight telegraph the Masvidal knee by laying on the cage and generally imitating his manerisms before he KO'd Askren.Then running full speed and when the other figher unavoidably leans back (as if saying "really man?" think Sanchez vs Matthews) throw a drop kick instead. I'm sure it'd work.
>>154226128gayest post of the thread
>>154226128I keep remembering that time Meng got subbed by that upside down triangle
>>154226128I think more people need to inplement cerbebral warfare like this. Excellent idea. Much like how I act retraded in fighting games by whiffijg throw an lot then I act smart and winAnd hoyl hannh is this shit slow!
>>154226103There's at least 80 grams of protein there
>>154226178Executed that freak
>>154226165yeah it wans't even workign at all earleir it maeks posting an rael drag
>>154226178Ponytail bros...
My mama kept tellin' me the streets gettin' wild, she ain't know I'm the one that be causin' the ruckus (It's me)I was gon' leave it alone, but I'm killin' his mama 'cause the bitch keep tryna get justiceRespectfully
I'm young and dumb, nigga, I'll go to the country and have a shootout with a honkyThe lil' bitch stank, but you know that I'm gon' still hit her, lil' Vonno, he gon' get funkyI don't wanna slide with the Drac', I can't control it, that bitch got kick like a donkey (Rrah, rrah, rrah)Niggas be gay, I remember back in the day, he was skippin' the hoes on Monkey (Fuckin' bitch ass)
I got a big penis
the state of this site...>>154226375photographic proofs?!?!?
>>154221702I said come to Pittsburgh Dana not Philly.
fuck weem
but what if it was a cat
but I did have breakfast this morning
The gang ain't neurotypical, my bro got autismShe thought he threw up gang signs, it's just my dawg stimmin'The brain was multisyllable, she put some thought in itShe said she want that hang time, I Tony Hawked in it
>>154226165That’s what made Conor so dangerous in his prime. It wasn’t the shit talk in the abstract, it was specifically the way it was tooled to affect their performance. That’s why he was “mystic mac”, he would tell them what he was going to do and they’d try to prove him wrong and only prove him right. For instance, telling Mendes yeah you’ll take me down but I’ll eat your shots like candy, butcher you from the bottom while you gas and then KO you inside two. Mendes was like “oh yeah well eat THIS” while Conor egged him on and laughed in his face and whadda you know. Same with Aldo and many others
wrestle my balls across your forehead
Gooby was filming the mewn whilst tripping balls the night Ms Hands took him to court. Makes me laugh thinking his worlds caving in and hes just filming the mewn
>>154227316An excellent exmample. I would also point out one Roymond Jones Jr vs one James Toney; Roy could trick Tnoy out of his guard by playing to his ego. Or like me when I pertend to be passed out before fights then I get up and punch the back of their head
well it was an unusually large size, comparable even to the las vegas sphere, and occupyied a much lower position in the night sky than you'd expect to be fair to the goobmeister
Who here wants to really talk shop and who wants to show their asshoel
>>154222687I want her to do that move at 0:15 on my penis if you know what I mean
i want to talk about paige's vanzanthole
clozzy just wants to talk dirty with his bros it's not gay
https://x.com/Kick_Champ/status/2042789460488655158the black guy is def gay, allegedly in my opinion
>>154221702Paulo Costa spent the last 6 years being btfo by everyone at middleweight. If he beats a former 205 champion like Jiri or Ankalaev it'll expose the division as a complete joke (and Alex Pereira as a fraud as result of that)>>154221903>Lose in 1 minute>Get a fight "in the works" but never confirmed>Title shotIs Ali Abdelazis the GOAT of fighter management?
>>154227777>quads of truthmein gott...
>>154221702This must've been Colby's dream
>>154227801paulo was just evolving to his modern form no longer rushing in and swinging that reached it peak with izzy and now we are at the culmination of his new forum
>>154227801pereira came up from middleweight too you fewl how would that make him fraudulent
Paula Costa
Martin Luther had an dreamAnd that dream took shape as Joe Pyfer
My Matzah balls!
Sneako got street heemed
>tryna post on /heem/ rn
aight bros ive sorted out the issue. should be good to post now.
fuck you lying nigga
fuck all to post about anyway
why is everyone glazing the hokkit fight, it was semi entertaining but an absolute slopfest, Paulo but on a fucking masterclass against an undefeated bad boy of the division and definitely deserved fotn
>>154228203FFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>154228215casual alert kek
>>154228222Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>154228203Costa did good but he also fought an fat southpaw which works very well in Costas favour. Hokit talked mad shite, fignerd an big black guy multiple tiens and won on WEEMER terms...Costa was great but he didnt commtit to the slopgod as he would maybe most likey lose
>Aspinall out indefinitely>ulberg out 10+ months >Khamzat fights once a year >islam fights every 9-10 months >ilia fights once a year >Volk is active but boring >Yan out 6+ months >Van is super active but will lose the belt at 328 Hope yall like interim title fights cuz we ain’t getting more than 3 more undisputed fights this year. GRIM state of affairs at the top
>>154228512You had some ok points but fumbled hard with >>Volk is active but boring and>>Van is super active but will lose the belt at 328 If activity is your issue, then Volk's style is irrelevant. You expose yourself as a seething crybaby that just wants to be upset with that one. In the case of Van, saying he's active is misleading as he gained the belt two months ago when Pantoja broke his own arm in the first 30 seconds of the fight. You should take more time on your posts and not let your personal feelings on fighters cloud your stances.
>>154228203murzacanov was always an overhyped shitter
>>154228568Volk is boring as fuck. No one besides Aussies and Luke Thomas tryhards want to watch him fight Van won the belt 4 months ago. He’s literally the most active fighter on the roster. You are a massive faggot. You are not as smart as you think you are.
>>154221702Nobody is talking about how Ulberg knocked jiri out with one punch one one leg and jiri had no chance in that fight. Jiri felt bad for him my ass. Like it would have made a fucking difference. Jiri probably would've died in that fight if ulbergs knee didnt blow out.
yjk khabib haunts goobeys dreams and nightmares, and day dreams, and day nightmares, and wakefulness
Volkanovski volume punches guys to a decision while leveraging his superior footwork = boringVan volume punches guys to a decision while leveraging his superior footwork = exciting
You know sometimes I think you guys have the memory of a goldfish and your opinion on a fighter is entirely informed by whatever you saw in their last fight, but then you spam some dumb fucking clip from 10 years ago to explain why a good fighter is actually bad
Im going to kill myself. Thanks for the cheese
Why is Pigslam STILL running from ilia?
>>154229070Volk has never had a fight as exciting as Van vs Royval. Not close. People talk about Volk-Islam 1 like it was some crazy back and forth war when it was a comfortable win for Islam lol
bussy surrender
>>154229601>comfortable win for Islam lolyou're having a laugh mate
Volk won under the superior judging and scoring criteria of ONE Championship.
how about this:the incredible hulk hokit
>>154229635>volk had 40 seconds of offense in a fight he was losing 4-0 or 3-1 >never came close to a finish lol you lot never disappoint with your ridiculous contrarian takes
>>154229601Imagine being such a newfag you never watched Mendes vs Volkanovski
What was Lopes' mistake in this fight, well these two fights
Cant afford bulets
>>154229818pre-covid era fights = wgaf
>>154229823Stop me if you heard this one before: he doesn't know how to cut off the cageThat and Lopes allergy to leading exchanges just allowed Volk to build free offense without being in much danger the entire time, because Lopes was always following behind him. He basically won those fights on autopilot
I love it when they call me big bappaPut your hands in the air if youse a tru playa
Imagine Paulo Costa if he could use his lead leg
>>154229714closer to a finish than pigslam ever got thats for sure
>>154229863Yeah you might be right about that, i don't understand why he didn't adjust his game in the rematch
holy shit what a fart
no follow
>>154229635why is he looking at me like that
hokit getting POTN over costa set a dangerous president
Ulberg exposing the best rizin fighter with a gimped leg set a dangerous precedent
