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>croshit
kwab fudge
kek anglels, what a pathetic team
what the fuck was that Pham kek
why is merediths head bigger than judges
The goal was always 2-1
Start spreading the news! Daaaaaaa Yankees win.Kek, OP.
>>154222180>>154223438KWAB
>Trout goes off and no name scrub pitchers shart the game awayMust be the 200th time I've seen that play out
>capital /MLB/
anglels
Every time I bet against the yankees they win. Every time I bet in their favour they lose.Same for the mets as well really. I'm convinced new york baseball teams exist to fuck up my bets.
Is he channeling esoteric homo energy to strike out the west coasters?
LA announcers said lindor isnt there mentally and i think they're right.
>>154223455gambling is bad for you
>trusting in Jordan Romano
We were only pretending to be retarded. Also, Yankees.
what a play muncy
that funky munchy
Jennifer Love Hewitt > Anne Hathaway
>>154223462He's never there mentally. Always has that wimpy pout on his face.
I’m sick of seeing max Muncy field…
>>154223481wrong. mleb is a confirmed anne hathaway board.
/mlb/ it's been fun but I think I gotta go back to watching replays and fix my sleep schedule
The mets have yet to get on base
>>154223481Based luggage thief.>>154223499Her pussy is haunted
I WANT BE APART OF IT NEW YORK NEW YORK
I’m done I quit
when ohtani breaks ted williams on base streak, what will boomers have left
>>154223508Koufaxian curves
The Yankees are so clutch, they are definitely favorites to be in the world series
>Mest fans think only allowing one run in the first is something to celebrate>>154223509*a partPlease learn the Queen's English, pajeet
>>154223509There’s a lot of Canadians in NY.
>>154223499based
>>154223514Andy Griffith reruns
>>1542235141986
>>154223514complete games
>>154223509Fuck off, we're full.
>>154223514>on base streakNobody cares about that one. You break DiMaggio's 56 or you go home.
go go go
>>154223514Cal's ironman streak
good eye teo
>cal raleigh .133KWAB
when bichette came up to bat, were they saying>BOOOOOor>BOOOOO bichette
Anyone else comfy here?
>>154223544caveman record mogged by teddy ballgame during his own streak. no one gives a fuck about "hits"
>>154223556
>>154223556They were saying>BOO-urns bichette
>>154223563Nobody cares about ringless Teddy.
>>154223563Ohtani’s record isn’t even a record it’s a “Japanese born player” accomplishment
>mest fielding
why can't lindor turn double plays?
>Simian
ANDY P
PANDAMAN
PANDY
lmao mets
>>154223574I'm saying when he gets it
Pasta night! You in for some fun tonight?
PAGES THE BEST HITTER IN THE FUCKING LEAGUE! AYYYY CUBANO!!!
>MestIt never ends
Pages on an absolute tear.
Knew that comeback was too good to be true. It's Peterson after all.
>b-but Lindor was supposed to win us the game
VIP ANDYP
FAGGets KEK
>>154223592and there it is
>4 runs from 2 hitslolmest
andy p likes that spot
As a baseball fan, how do I get a girlfriend who looks like this?
I'll be content if Peterson can get through 5 innings without giving up any more runs...
>>154223628thats justin biebler
Yankees vs Dodgers WS this year
the mets are fucking hopeless without soto
nigga wants a gf that looks like justin bieber
>>154223643Without alonso you mean
just need strikeoutani to do something now
>1.227 OPS
NO HITTER ALERT
da cope ABS
>>154223643they haven't been the same since Pete Alonso left
>>154223499Are you going to watch The Devil Wears Prada 2?
>>154223643they need more dominicans
>>154223645Yeah, look at all the World Series, NL Pennants, and Division Titles he's won us! Yep! Look at that fucking empty trophy case.
>>154223633might be asking for a bit too much there ladthis isn't looking good
Awful challenge kek
has anyone else realized how ABS has lead to more blowouts?
>>154223658Are they really making a sequel of that horrendous movie? Actually please don't tell me.
>>154223658only if she gets naked
>>154223645Alonso had a day today but he’s had a pretty slow start this year as well.
>>154223670Jewpires can't force the games close
>start the season with two east coast series>fly back across country for one home series>fly back across to play two series in NYC>fly cross country for another home series without a day in betweenWhy does the MLB hate my beloved A’s?
I swear to god some of these Mets "fans" would rather lose 110 games every year with Nimmo, Alonso and McNeil than win a World Series without them.
baseball!
>the mets havent even gotten on base yet
>>154223672They are.
>>154223687DEI team
miggy ro still got it
>>154223609Why do they keep pushing this shit at sporting events?Try it at nascar I dare you
Billy Eppler gambled on Justin Verlander and Max Scherzer having one more year in them, fucked up, and Mets fans hate him. David Stearns gambled on fucking Frankie Montas and Sean Manaea but for some reason he’s above reproach when it comes to criticizing his fuck ups.
>>154223628>be tall>be skinny-going-on-ottermode>have scratchy facial hair and dress like a sleazebagCongratulations, you are now attractive to bisexual women.
>>154223687>commie team when everything isn’t equalExpected tbqh
>>154223681>game in queens yesterday>game in west Sacramento today
I gotta get to sleep. Hopefully I wake up and the Mets will have won. GG bros
>>154223690Meryl Streep existing makes me violent.
>>154223681it has more to do with scheduling around the minor league teams games
>>154222168kids are starving tonight in bostonbecause the red sox really suck
>>154223706night lad, I'll keep watch
>>154223710Me too…violently horny, that is
>>154223710based Vinnie V.
Perfect game incoming
i'm waiting for the catcher or batter who challenges often and gets almost all of them right. how many years until a player like this? saving them for later innings is ideal, but i think games can be blown open early if all the right challenges are made
>>154223706They’re going to win a one way trip to gape town
tuckie...
just fire mendoza already
>>154223715tyfys
>>154223708Kek
>>154223704Has a team ever, in the history of MLB, had a game in New York one day and a game in California the next?
Looks like they won’t even make the wildcard at this rate.
>>154223695No everyone criticized him his first year as not having real starting pitching and the Mets were doing poorly in the beginning of 2024 he was getting hammered. In 2025 we gave him the benefit of the doubt with whatever pitching signings he did because he surprised everyone in 2024. If he fails this year, that would be 2 out of 3 years where he failed to produce a playoff team with a giant payroll, and people will officially be calling for his job or to hire a better GM if Stearns wants to keep him around.
i would like to rim the mr clean commercial mom after she's had to evacuate her bowels in a mid-treadmill-session emergency. if you know what i'm saying
>>154223732He got his casino, he doesn't care
>>154223729it was a joke in poor taste so i deleted it. thanks for understanding.
>>154223730The Mets and the As both did today
>>154223701>be tallHow
>>154223695That's because Mets fans will never say anything bad about someone they like, and never say anything good about someone they don't. Certain players will get cursed out every time they don't hit a HR, but other players can literally injure two of our pitchers and they'll never shut up about how great they are
how are the mets a whole new lineup yet still bums?
Not supposed to mention a perfect game or else you jinx itJustin Wrobleski pitching a perfect game through four innings>Justin Wrobleski pitching a perfect game through four inningsJustin Wrobleski pitching a perfect game through four innings>Justin Wrobleski pitching a perfect game through four inningsJustin Wrobleski pitching a perfect game through four innings>Justin Wrobleski pitching a perfect game through four inningsJustin Wrobleski pitching a perfect game through four innings>Justin Wrobleski pitching a perfect game through four innings
>people want bo backwhat, so he can groundout after 2 pitches instead of okamoto fouling 8 times then swinging at the dirt?
>>154223739His shoes are in poor taste so I think it's fair.
>>154223745>sign nothing but commies to placate Lindor>be dogshit
Perfect game! PERFECT GAME!
[Huge News] The mets got on base.
>>154223753this
>>154223748Reverse jinxes never work
holy shit a base hit
>wrobo thought he was going to pitch a perfect gamekeeeek
>>154223759It literally just worked kek
>>154223748>>154223754Faggots
>>154223748it worked!
sexo
>>154223753yea even McNeil kinda had a sour look in his face when they asked him about Lindor the other day lolz
doyerpacos thought this was gonna be a perfect game kek
KEK MEST
jesus fucking christ mets at least we're getting runners on base THEN fucking up
>Fagget mest losing to 'dem doggie doos Kek
breaking a perfect game against the doyers 6th starter is like winning the world series to mest fans
>>154223683Thank god Cohen chose to lose all the time and have no fan base. It's bold strategy to double down on gambling casino that also nobody wants. Thanks Jews.
>>154223772Wrong image sorry.
poodrepacos cuckwatching the dodgers kek
>>154223786It really is
>>154223792Why is 2hu so desperate for their approval kek
leading off for the Mets in the top of the 6th..Pham .000 AVGSemien .186Taylor .200Lindor .182
>>154223789
>>154223789is this antonia recker?
>>154223799Every year you fuckers manage to make me feel bad for you despite your ridiculous payroll.
How many errors will Bichette, Polanco, and Soto have by the end of the season?
This is a rebuilding year for the mets. They literally had a fire sale in the offseason.
>>154223800god i bet she pushes out some scrumptious little turdlets
>>154223800Haunted pussy>>154223801No it's my (unofficial) girlfriend jennifer love hewitt.
>can't field>can't throw>run preventionmets
I like Freddie, but I need him to change his walk up music
>>154223805The Mets have been in a 40 year rebuild
freddie :)
Sorry we're not going to give you a competitive series, doyer fans. This team is fucking dogshit.
4 runs is a quality start
he hit it hard though
>>154223812I like mommy jlh but anne is pure sexo
Kyle Tucker Carlson is making Lindor seethe kek
Fagget Mest forgot to sign any pichers this year and instead signed 26 outfielders
>>154223831Unfair webm
Based umps helping my rangers
>>154223834Trust the plan, we are going to convert some of them into two way players and make a batch of Ohtanis.
>>154223834It's like watching an expansion team - a bunch of randoms from other teams, misfits all over the place.
i blame lindor
pham was supposed to save the mets, but all hes doing is saving the doggies pitch count... aie....
>>154223750He was the glue holding the clubhouse together, Blue Jays haven't been the same
dogshit at bats on the menu boys
>>154223850You're a true Mets fan
>6 pitches>3 outs
>2026 Houston Asterisks>worst ERA in MLB>worst record in MLBGet used it is. Gonna be paying that debt to the baseball gods for many years.
>>154223850I blame communism
>>154223812I was obsessed with her in my teens. Even watched party of five and her stupid spin off just to see her lol. Dumb bitch never showed her tits.
so THESE are the mest everyone laughs at. now i see why.
Mets just got shutout by the dodgers #6 stater. They should fall to last place by the end of it all and miss the playoffs.
>Krumbel
unless Nolan absolutely deals tomorrow, I foresee another 8L streak in the Mets future by the time LA is finished with themwould be the second in the last 40 games
>kimbrelmets already throwing in the towel
oh shit it's krimbel
>>154223878To be fair, she has said she regrets not having showed them. I vaguely remember hearing this scene was supposed to be full nude, but alas.
>>154223880now they got eagle-falcon on the mound. what a sight !
>Ackletics
>>154223868Based
nice Alvy
holy kek
kek
What the fuck was that
that spooked me
just Mets things
>running with ohtani up
That was cringe
wahahaha
kwab
HANDS UP DONT SHOOT
>>154223935kek
Craig’s stance scared Ohtani
>>154223948I GOT SCARED
>>154223948>mest
>>154223892I still want to see them. She looks amazing to this day.
>mests
0tani would be 0-4 without that fluke hbp.
>>154223948My bussy is quaking
>>154223948what the fuck lol
>>154223963Your mest about to be 0-3
>>154223658NTA but I'm pretty excited for it
these retards fucking swing at everything
>>154223960With you on that one.
>>154223948>Ohtani running away holy shit this is amazing my stomach hurts from laughing
>>154223975>prime anne will never cage you before heading off to get railed by her boytoy of the week
my Mets making Wrobo look positively elite today
a little better, metsies, that was almost 10 whole pitches that time!
DAMN
wrobo dealing tonight
WEW nice one wrob
WROBO FUCKS YA!
Wrobo legacy game.Mets are making careers here.
Wrobby has so much dawg
>>154224002love that clip kek
nigga named after baby food
Damn, Gerber's leg kick is violent.
dat leg kick reminds me of el duque
>>154224010for only pennies a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDqzWRM0ar8
>>154223948Why did he do it
>Ron just said gerber likes his slider cutter combination Fuckin lel
>>154224023>YAMEROOOOO
BABY FOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie1a9uyPjw0
>>154224037>THEY SOLD USSA BILLA GOODS
when the lockout happens next year will the minor leagues also be paused?
>>154224035kwab
>>154224049This bussy will be locked out
fucking LMAO
>>154224049lockout dis bussy
stop stealing my joke frank you fuck
>mest
>>154224048That was Joe Beningo
gerber >skenis
i fucked andy griffith
The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper "lolmest"
>>154224080no you're thinking of sal licata
Why don’t teams warm up two bullpen pitchers at a time? Just tell them they WILL be pitching on x days this week.So many games are lost because the manager still sends in a reliever even though he can’t hit a location or or spin the ball that day. Bullpen catchers need to start ratting on their guys “yo coach this guy’s gonna lose us the game tonight”
Why don’t the mest just stop sucking dick????
>>154224088Warm up this bussy at the same time, playa
>>154224086> everything washed in a thin orange haze
>>154224094ITS THE CURRENT YEAR CHUD!
>3 pitch groundouts that would be double plays if anyone was on basethats the bo i remember!
Cmon Roberts let Wrobo go for a complete game
>>154224107Why should he? There’s nothing for him to play for now
Kek the announcers are shitting on Sasaki
>Wrobo 7.2 IP>Roki has never been past 6the raped
>>154224120The raped right now is the mest
the stream looks really crisp tonight
>>154224124thanks, i've been drinking a lot of water lately
I sense a BAM hit for Tommy Pham.
>>154224127cranberry juice
>>154224088Not a bad idea honestly
>>154224107and blow up his elbow in mid April.?
What a start from Wrob
pham tastic!
Will they let him go for the CGSO or will they pussy out
>>154224127kek
>>154224135Isn't he at like only 89 pitches?
Let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody one hit CGSOs the 2026 New York Mets.
>>154224088there are 162 of them. they aren't that important.
>>154224137Eh, it's against the Mest>>154224145Yep, finished the inning with 90. He can do it
COUNTER GLOBAL STRIKE OFFENSIVE ALERT
>>154224145>he's at 90 pitches :(God pitchers are fucking pussies compared to even just like 15-20 years ago
LET WROBO OUT FOR THE 9TH DOCLET HIM PITCH A COMPLETE GAME
Gerbers kick is a little zesty ahhhh
>34.1 million per year>for another six years>hitting to a .179 AVGit he worth it?
this is probably the worst performance the mets could possibly have had and this isn't even the best dodger pitcher
Hold still Metsbros, this week is gonna hurt. A LOT.
>>154224173Why does he have insulation on his head
LOL MESTFAGGets KEKDODGERS FUCK YA!
>>154224174he’s barely even a starter
>>154224173he used to be before his true personality came out last year and affected his playing
>>154224173>chase off Nimmo and McNeil>is he worth itNope
>mestseveryone say it with me
At this point they should put keith back in. He can't possibly slug worse than the rest of these losers.
>>154224184roast 'em sausage girl!
>>154224180not insulationit's blue raspberry cotton candy
>>154224176that chubba is going to be in the box six feet under before he reaches 25
Gerbers kick is just so flamboyant. Like imagine it over your shoulder
AND IM FeEeEeLiN
>>154224196carpet
>>154224188He chased off mcneil?
>>154224184BASED AND FUCK THE FAGGETS PILLED
what is going through his head right now?
>>154224215>he got his casino
>kyle hurt>finally not hurt
>>154223514basically every pitching record
>>154224184i like this edgy sausage girl
>>154224204I like it. Watching it go all slow then fast like that feels like being on a rollercoaster.
>>154224193why is he eating lindor's hair
>>154224224Falseflagger trying to jinx
>>154224215>I let that fagit spend $365 million and all I get is this piece of shit team?
>>154224209The Athletics got him for cash and a can of beans
>>154224227kek
>>154224203weirdly about 10% of those kids grow up to be the most in shape motherfuckers you'll ever meet
>pitching changeDoyers should vacate this win. Fucking pussy shit.
damn no cgso
>>154224215>gets outed as a fraud carried by the brewers organization kek
come onnn put in hurt
>Tanner Scott>leadoff hitMETS WIN
>>154224242Harsh, but fair. t. doyerfag
scott already blowing it...
Roberts is a coward
Scott immediately gives up a base hit
>>154224173>Finished in top 10 in MVP voting each of the last 4 seasonsI will never understand this weird hatred of Lindor that Mets fans have
7 game losing streak for the Mets?
we still got it we still got it
>>154224184Based sausage girl
that's a wingg mest, see you tomorrow
>>154224263You were saying?
Doyers won that gamegg mest cya tomorrow
FAGGETS
DOYERS WIN!!
>>154224263His only redeeming trait is being a good shortstop
gg doyersthis lineup is horrendous
grim stuffgg LA see you tomorrow
good game, mets. fun game
>>154224263It’s not Mets fans
WroboGodgg Metssee you tomorrow
>>154224263Commie faggotEasy to hate
A BIG MOUTHIAN GIDP
gg mets, cya tomorrow
>>154224274What if she was sitting at the table next to you when she did that?
poodrepacos seething kek
Metsbuddies will figure it out, they have to, they just have to!
So who’s player of the game? Wrob or Pages?
>>154224275And? Doesn't make what I said any less true.
gg doyers see you tomorrow for yams on the hill kek ugh
these keks cannot be topped
Woohoo! Give it up for 20 straight scoreless innings by your, yes, YOUR, New York Metropolitans offense! And it only gets better because Yamamoto is pitching tomorrow. GG Dodgers.
>>154224295You must continue on....without us........
why have the mest refused to score for 20 straight innings?
>>154224292i would ask management to remove her and her filming friend at once
>>154224301isn’t that sign from the NLDS when they booty blasted the Phillies?
>>154224285Yeah, it's starting to become clear that most of these guys are falseflaggers. I say most because there's a small section of Mets fans that genuinely hate Lindor for no reason.
>>154224152Not true. While 1 game out of 162 is not a big deal, this issue happens over 10 teams at the bare minimum a season.Coaches value the pitching matchups more than looking at their guys and realizing “yeah this guy’s not hitting the bullpen catchers spots at all.”
for ME it's peff jassan...
>>154224306380M for this btw
sex with kirsten
The Mets do realize the objective of the game is to score runs right? Getting shut out three of the last four games is not how you win games...
kirsten :)
>>154224310Communist team leader thinks they should be given runs for free
>>154224292I would ask her to sit on my face
Where are the gay spots in LA? This boricua needs an assfucking
>>154224321>>154224306so, uh, how's 1b polanco going?
>>154224328unsustainable build. might look like this for a year or two but that's about it
the metsiesthree games under .500last in the divisiontenth in the wildcard racethird lowest OPSall the low, low price of $365 millionbrilliant!
>>154224336She bogged herself
>>154224335>boy genius signed Polanco to be 1B>offseason (((plan))) was to improve the defense kekekekekekek
>>154224333https://maps.app.goo.gl/qQgxVjks33aVymkh6
>>154224328I guarantee she has hepatitis.
>>154224342>the April wildcard race
This is Steve Cohen's sixth year as owner of the Mets. The Steve Cohen Mets haven't even won a division in spite of spending over one billion dollars on payroll over the last three seasons. The Mets organization is cursed.
>zielle talking up the mets groundball velocitygonna be a long year
>>154224373He got his casino
>>154224373Disgusting nose
>1987we just won the World Series last year, the goal is to win a championship every year>1988or at least every other year, maybe 100 wins, fully operational death star>1989okay, new goals>1990the goal is to win the division every year>1991this time, this is the year>1992I mean, this year>1993new goal is to win the division every year59-103, welp>1994strike? maybe every other year>1995we have a lineup of hairy monsters (Piazza + Hundley)>1996we are the most analytical team in the sport>1997new goal, winning the division isn’t important>1998just have to get to the postseason>1999wild card is a crapshoot>2000Subway Series, we’re back baby>2001new goal, winning the pennant isn’t important>2002I’m rolling it back, you know, because>2003wait till next year>2004new goal, just have to get to the postseason>2005we have a lineup of hairy monsters again>2006division title, this is our year>2007new goal, winning the division isn’t important just don’t collapse>2008just don’t collapse on the last day again>2009wait till next year>2010we are the most analytical team in the sport>2011new goal, winning isn’t important>2012just have to get to the postseason>2013new goal, .500 would be nice>2014wait till next year>2015NL Pennant, this time this is the year>2016or at least make the playoffs again>2017injuries? welp, maybe every other year>2018deGrom Cy Young, we’re back>2019new goal, wild card is a crapshoot>2020short season, whatever>2021new goal, just have to get to the postseason>2022101 wins, fully operational death star again>2023biggest payroll ever, analytics machine go brrrrrr>2024NLCS run, we’re so back>2025wait, what happened?>2026xwOBA + HR - wRC / Cohen dollars + xWTF = still no ring, no run prevention, you know, because wait till next yearAre the Mets fans the biggest cucks in all of sports?
>>154224373Reminder that Spencer Strider was right the whole time.>They just got lucky.
boo!
>>154224393>multi-billionaire>doesn't own a toothbrushpig disgusting
>>154224398He does own a casino though
>>154224398toothbrushes release microplastics. it's better to not use one.
I took a nap during it but damn that Yankees/Halos game looked like a blast.
>>154224405this is what i told my ex but that bitch still left me
>the mets will have a worse record than the rockies by this time tomorrow
Is California Rally just a one-hit wonder?
>>154224333Seriously? Check out slammer. Just joking cause you want a laugh? Check out the Google reviews for slammer.
Mets are an utter disgrace.
The Houston Astros have lost 8 games in a row. They are 3 games back from a wildcard spot.
This bussy has lost 8 games in a row
>looking at standings in mid AprilCompletely retarded. It's still fun to make fun of the Mets and Astros tho.
>>154224392Known vegan communist Spencer strider?
>>154224432>t. peff
>>154224436His elbow keeps blowing up because he won't eat meat
>>154224429they dont have a pitching staff
AL Comedy Central, they said
>>154224433games play in april count exactly as much as games played in september when accumulating the wins necessary for advancing to the postseason
The Rockies had a -424 run differential last season. Wow!
>>154224459>Twins vs Guardians ALCS flyover battle just to see who moves on to get swept by the Dodgers
>>154224467well the Guardians won't, since they just beat the Dodgers 2-1
(mariners won that game btw)
>>154224463/mlb/ is not ready to admit this
>>154224470Playoff Dodgers are a different beast
>>154224471many are saying this
>>154224417He'll be a career .225 hitter with about 390 home runs and above average defense for another 5-6 years. Borderline hall of fame but not quite unless Seattle wins multiple world series
>>154224463That doesn’t mean the standings matter in April. Retarded frog faggot.
>>154224484where else are you gonna see how many wins each team has accumulated so far, in their pursuit of the playoffs?
>>154224477Brewers went from 6-0 in the regular season to 0-4 and on the receiving end of one of the single greatest games in baseball history.
>>154224484It says here the standings matter in april.
you may only reply to this post if your team has 10 or more wins.
>mets spent a billion dollars and traded for Freddy Peralta and Luis Robert just to have the second worst record in the national league(will be the worst record tomorrow)
>>154224484Games you lose in April you have to make up in August so yes they do matter
>>154224417you will eat these words when cal hits 20 home runs in may
>>154223948they reacted like someone just handed a baby a loaded weapon and he pointed it at them
>>154224507top kek
>>154224494the standings don't matter in april but the wins and losses do because you either have wins in the bank in september or you have wins you need to acquire in september. Bad aprils always come around to bite in september
Monday's baseball festivities have concluded. Time to observe some softball ass jiggle physics, for science.
>>154224009having that attitude in game 7 of the world series is simply big dick energy, the blue birds never stood a chance
>>154224524This exactly. Looking at the standings now, especially the wildcard standings, and thinking they mean anything is retarded. This is why half this general can’t even understand winky’s graphs lol.
When was the last time the Mets won their division?
>>154224524Standings matter before the last day of the regular season, therefore they matter in April.
>>154223948fucking lol at the catcher getting ready to take itwish he beamed a 100mph heater at him
>>154224173thats ninja
>>154224336bro said this like she rolled a gnome warrior and put her points in int instead of str
>>154224326cute
i was taking a walk and listening to the game on the radio, but i'm posting this late anyways
>Naylor's bat finally wakes up with 2 crushed homers today >Julio goes 7/17 with 3 XBH in 4 games vs Houston >Cal scored 4 runs and had 4 RBI in the Houston series>Brendan Flyover has been a huge addition>Cole Young playing well >Starting pitching killing it The league has no idea how fucked they are. Mariners are winning it all. Cap this.
>>1542245382015 kek
>>154224549disgusting, what's up with her mouth?
>>154224551that’s not that bad>poodres KEK!
What’s happening this year? Why are all the team’s shit? The defending AL champs are 6-9. It’s literally anyone’s chance this year.
>>154224550Raley tho
>>154224560Padres are red hot
>>154224561It's literally the Dodgers and 29 shitters, this is gonna be their easiest championship of the threepeat.
>>154224550sure thing, jacob
>>154224556this is the best shes ever looked by the way very gluttonous onlyfans content, interpret that as you wish
>>154224506hey kitty
>>154224538they would have in 2022
>>154224564poodres were red hot in april of last season too, how did that work out?
>>154224564No you are!
>>154224561I assume that you're saying that 2nd-4th place are anyone's for the taking
>>154224565didnt you fellas get beaten at home by the GODians?
>>154224565It feels like 2024 again.
wrobo got almost no strikeouts. how the fuck didn't the mets hit him? what was their xbabip?
>>154224398there was a popular acne medication like 40-50 years ago that caused teeth discoloring just like this. i work with a guy who has it. never had a cavity but his teeth are a dark gray/yellow like cohen's
>>154224528good idea
>>154224564>red hot poodresstinky!
>>154224569>very gluttonous onlyfans content, interpret that as you wishlink
>>154224578Dodgers are blowing everyone out of the water, no doubt. But this season feels misleading for everyone else.
>>154224588lovingeli or lovingeli1cant remember exactly
>>154224549is this real or AI? if it's real she's the biggest butterface ive ever seen
>>154224579>regular season resultsBrewers swept the Dodgers twice in the regular season last year and then got destroyed in the playoffs. Once the playoffs start the Dodgers aren't losing another series.
>>154224590they're really trying to memoryhole losing that series to the guardians!
>>154224584do women realize this is like two steps away from being a sex worker
>>154224600that's not part of the thought process. women get infinite attention and men offering them things for posting shit like this
please fuck my ass
>>1542236481st: Ohtani hit by pitch.2nd: Ohtani struck out swinging.4th: Ohtani grounded out to first, Rojas to third.6th: Ohtani flied out to right.8th: Ohtani flied out to right.KWAB
>>154224605do anons realize this is like two steps away from being a sex worker
>>154224600youd be surprised how many girls you can get nudes from via a polite enquiry on Instagram
standings in april matter only on mleb for entertainment purposes. this matter is now settled.
*super mario underworld theme*>mariners mariners mariners>mariners mariners mariners>mariners mariners mariners>mariners mariners mariners
>>154224607yep.
>>154224584she sucks and is trying too hard to be a mani'd rather watch girls play in a girly way
standings only matter when my team is in first and when my team is last i will ignore them
>>154224626shut the fuck up, weirdo creep.
>>154224626go to bed FAGGet bugspammer
Mariners are reddit: the team
>>154224626FAGGets kek!!!
>>154224627
>>154224613Accurate.
>>154224635Extremely popular, influential, and causing endless seething among 4chan losers?Yeah. I'd say Mariners are reddit: the team
Reddit has better April wild card standings discussion
Guardsbros...Poor Allard, they just sent him out to soak up innings in a lost game then DFA'd him immediately. He probably knew it was coming and was on the mound thinking about it.
>>154224672poortuneet, there are no cleveland baseball fans here to talk with especially at this hour
>>154224665reddit has better everythingthe only thing 4chan does better is mental illness and spamming trannies in sports threads
>>154224686there never are
Mariners make ya seethe?
>>154224506yo
>>154224691They hated him because he told them the truth
>>154224691
>>154224672why did delauter sit out today
>>154224703this. how doesn't this have more upvotes?
>>154224720just a day off, like kwan had yesterday
>>154224724do DHs really need a day of rest? or is it for personal reasons
>>154224740chase plays RF most of the time
>>154224741oh
>>154224672The Astros will pick him up
>>154224765kek, they might. he's cleared waivers multiple times
>>154223648Gambling is bad for you. Now you reap hellfire!
>>154224771I mean the basically need a bunch of guys to eat innings at this point just on the chance their offense does pile it on enough they can at least have a couple of fresh higher leverage guys to close out the game.
>>154223648>>154224607kek... KEK!
Nu soon
We need nu
I can haz nu??
baseball tomorrow
>>154224813>>154224816>>154224821you don't deserve nu, you can recycle >>154222181
>>154224813>>154224816>>154224821
>>154224837entitled little fucker
>>154224830absolutely shan't
>>154224840shan't'll
>>154224852woah woah!take it easy man, its just a ballgame!
>>154224854>>154223948
>>154223481ok but that outfit is kino
