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first for Falkand Islands, also fuck abel ferreira

pero que dices mamitaaaaaaaaaaa

Thread just started and it's already the first candidate for worst thread of all time.

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Bokitabros..... our stadium........

>>154222692
Coxa stadium also does that

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>>154222717
Oh yeah, you think you're so clever?
Does THIS also happen in the coxa stadium?

>>154222755
No, there are bathrooms at the stadium

>>154222692
I like to move it move it

>thread starts with a fart (3 green flags in a row)
this might be the definition of A Stinker

>>154222692
>>154222755
Those two things used to happen in fonte nova until the 2007 accident
Has tge engineer counsilcondemned bombonera yet?

Ilhas falcaterras*
Ilhas malvinhas**

>>154222755
it actually does, Coxa stadium is known as pinga mijo (piss dripping).

>>154222766
This is a safety hazard, if you have chilenos playing as visitor they'll pull out the toilets and throw them to the local fans.

>>154222843
You know. Piss is corrosive. So that guy is actually jeopardizing everybody at the stadium

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fuck a.nal
>>154222692
I love that if any part of la bombonera were to collapse, the first thing roman would do was blame the neighborhood.

>2007 was 19 years ago

>>154222911
>2004 was 5 years ago

>>154222936
>2002 was 5 mundials ago

>>154222843
>he doesn't know what happened in 2009

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>>154222979
It was based

>>154223020
why are the policemen naked

>>154223050
It is a top 3 strip club fantasy

ganoooooooo velezshhhh

>>154222515
kinda nice pic OP great thread

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leave boca (not milan) to me

these niggas musty

these niggas pointy

You're stadium is broke
You're boke
Your goalkeeper is brey

hey, at least they're not black

Stop posting that goofy ass nigga.

Instagram started showing me japanese looking bolitas, is this some Patria Grande™ psyop bullshit? I will NOT open up a profitable verdulería with a cute bolita wife Netanyahu FUCK OFF.

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Why is boca so trash now?

This is the impression of argentinian whose team has just suffered the second goal when he still thought they could tie
>Aaahhhh boludo, no.......hijoeputa! Hijoeputa! Hijoeputa!

uh oh yet another bean fart meltie

that'll shut her up for a good while

Jarvis, just hoof the ball to the tall guy in the box

>>154223813
But why is he colombian?

I hate females

>>154224004
His wife is colombian.

>>154224045
hot

Endrick

is

Armani wont play the superclassico

There is a woman among chapecoense coaching staff

>>154224082
's wife

Argentinian are very good people>>154224228
They are just being humilliated by a zionist pupet

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>>154224182
Cara, essa aí é fria demais, tá maluco kkkkkkkk pra quem não sabe, ela antes de ficar com o Endrick ficou de rolo com o Piquerez por alguns meses. Só que o piquerez nunca assumiu ela de fato, aí ela partiu pra um plano mais ambicioso

Ela meteu uma conversa fiada na época, de que só descobriu que o endrick era jogador depois de namorar ele e bla bla bla, mas ela vivia nos rolê de alta classe de SP aonde o que mais tinha era jogador de futebol.

Eu não ficaria surpreso se algum dia vazasse que ela ficou com mais gente além do paraguaio boa pinta, mas fato é que só o mulecote Endrick que foi corajoso de assumir. Isso depois de conhecer ela HÁ APENAS 1 MÊS NA ÉPOCA KKKKKKK

>>154224182
how did this provoke such a big response

>>154224316
>mas ela vivia nos rolê de alta classe de SP aonde o que mais tinha era jogador de futebol
That's every footballer's wife or girlfriend these days, exceptions are very rare. But the players aren't idiots either. They know what they're getting into. That's the price they have to pay for the catalog model blondes they love so much.

amannha Vascão perde

And now she is pregnant of his child. He won.

Official copalib predictions
Cerro porteno 1x2 junior
Boca 0x0 barcelona
Sao paulo0x0 ohiggins
Santo 5x0 recoleta

>>154224527
>Sao paulo0x0 ohiggins
vsf

>>154224546
Now it is Sao paulo 0x1 ohoggins
Want to say something else?

BELEZA , TÁ ?

SPFC 1x0 Ohiggins

https://x.com/i/status/2043613590662402521

>no hay duda sos amargo villero hijo de puta
>que feo es ser de chaca y boliviano. y en una villa tener que vivir. andate a vivir a bolivia toda tu familia esta alla

>los judios son chupa pija, los judios son chupa pija
>vamos funebrero vamos a ganar, los judios son amargos son amargos de verdad
all of this on TV. NEVER forget what they took from you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZJJRCWKmCw

>>154224129
Does she give them handjobs?

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The last days of the United Arab Emirates are coming

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>>154222534
monkey

Bom chia, /copalib/
Time to learn about the vicinity of Corinthians' stadium.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eApibY3Us8A

ja pensaram q se o governo federal proibir bets todos clubes vao se fuder

>>154225155
Good

Vc agradeceu hj por nao torcer pro Vasco?

>>154225155
>todos
The usual suspects will get generous Caixa sponsorships again

Clubs should operate solely on ticket revenue
Player sales is basically modern day slavery and sponsorships are just money laundering schemes
Ticket revenue is what the sport is really about. The more supporters you can attract to the matches, the better team you are
Public stadiums should be banned as well. A club should have their own stadium

>>154225236
>Player sales is basically modern day slavery
I fucking wish. Players have too many rights since Lei Pelé.

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A bit outdated butt

>>154225334
Southeast
Power gap
South
Northeast
Centre-West
North

No surprises there

>>154225334
Wtf Northeast looks better than I thought

>>154225351
I expected them to be better, actually. The Northeast has historically produced more talent than the South.

>>154225055
Ain, nao fala da minha argentina
Ai, pára! Nao fala!

>>154225236
antisemitism is illegal, you know?

>>154225334
Why is ayrton lucas playing on the right? He sucks playing on his original position already

>>154225383
The only other nordestino right-back is in jail

>>154225055
I went to foz once like 10 years ago and every brazilian there was pale and blond.
I really liked the city but that souless "zoo-park" at cataratas was absolutely dogshit

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>hoje é dia de vasco

A LEi Pelé destruiu o futebol

Se os clubes viverem só de renda vai ter lavagem de dinheiro
O melhor a ser feito é uma lei comunista tipo coreia do norte onde jogador tem teto de salário e a fiscalização fica por conta de milicias armadas que recebem 300 a 400 mil por mês por soldado para garantir a lei e ordem

A violência resolve 99% dos problemas, é só saber usar

I am honoured to announce I signed with /seriea/. It has been wonderful 5 years here in copalib, but a new phase begins today.

Hoje em dia ninguém posta por amor ao fio. Que apodreça e seja esquecido lá na Itália.

Eu amo muito este fio gostoso cheio de gatos gostosinhos e beans

Não é mole não
Pra postar no copalib tem que ter disposição

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penadoy? nacioanal? what the hell is going on here!

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AAAAAAAA

NOTA DE REPÚDIO
a anpcop (associacao nacional.dos psotadores de copalib) vem manifestar seu repudio aos "posts" do usuário >>154225235 devidoàs ilações infundadas de que times brasileiros sao favorecidos pelo.governo. a mensagem desbordou da crítica institucional.e avançou para a ofensa. A anpcop solicitou espaço para direito de resposta e aguarda moderação.

>>154225489
Imagine coming 8th in a 2 horse race

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bom chia

I hate females

Fe-male is a male made of iron.

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>Bom chia
Só se for pra você

Vasco plays today, it's over.

>>154225563
Considering that the team entregates every game I stopped caring about Sudamericana

is /tennis/ the general with most psychopaths on this board? i would bet they dont even know how the sport works

>>154225582
yea, but /cric/ is a close 2nd

>>154225582
>lack of empathy, manipulation
/nba/ , I guess

>>154225601
that's racist

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The Brasileirão hinchada census seems to be getting closer to its final results but there is still time (You) to show why your club is the most beloved of /copalib/

>>154225652
https://strawpoll.com/kogjRYdNEg6/results

>>154225652
Why can't I select multiple teams? I have 4 teams

>>154225652
Not so fast America Football Club, Botafogo Futebol e Regatas, Bangu Atlético Clube, Madureira Esporte Clube, Volta Redonda Futebol Clube, Nova Iguaçu Futebol Clube, Associação Atlética Portuguesa, Santos Futebol Clube, Associação Portuguesa de Desportos, Clube Atlético Juventus, Associação Atlética Internacional (Inter de Limeira), Guarani Futebol Clube, São Caetano Futebol, Grêmio Esportivo Novorizontino, Esporte Clube Santo André, Ituano Futebol Clube, Botafogo Futebol Clube (Botafogo-SP), Comercial Futebol Clube, Associação Ferroviária de Esportes, Paulista Futebol Clube, Red Bull Bragantino, São Bernardo Futebol Clube, Cruzeiro Esporte Clube, América Futebol Clube (América-MG), Villa Nova Atlético Clube, Athletic Club, Uberlândia Esporte Clube, Tombense Futebol Clube, Pouso Alegre Futebol Clube, Esporte Clube Democrata, Sport Club Internacional, Grêmio Esportivo Brasil (Brasil de Pelotas), Esporte Clube Juventude, Sociedade Esportiva e Recreativa Caxias do Sul, Esporte Clube São José, Esporte Clube Novo Hamburgo, Ypiranga Futebol Clube, Sport Club Rio Grande, Esporte Clube Vitória, Sociedade Desportiva Juazeirense, Esporte Clube Jacuipense, Fluminense de Feira Futebol Clube, Associação Desportiva Bahia de Feira, Sport Club do Recife, Clube Náutico Capibaribe, Santa Cruz Futebol Clube, Retrô Futebol Clube Brasil, Associação Desportiva Confiança, Associação Olímpica de Itabaiana, Lagarto Futebol Clube, Club Sportivo Sergipe, Botafogo Futebol Clube (Botafogo-PB), Sousa Esporte Clube, Campinense Clube, Nacional Atlético Clube, ABC Futebol Clube, América Futebol Clube (América-RN), Clube de Regatas Brasil, Agremiação Sportiva Arapiraquense, Centro Sportivo Alagoano, Fortaleza Esporte Clube, Ceará Sporting Club, Ferroviário Atlético Clube, Floresta Esporte Clube, Associação Atlética de Altos, Fluminense Esporte Clube, Parnahyba Sport Club, Piauí Esporte Clube, Sampaio Corrêa Futebol Clube, Maranhão Atlético Clube, Moto Club de São Luís, ...

>>154225652
>>154225702
..., Instituto de Administração de Projetos Educacionais Futebol Clube, Sociedade Imperatriz de Desportos, Clube do Remo, Águia de Marabá Futebol Clube, Tuna Luso Brasileira, Trem Desportivo Clube, Ypiranga Clube, Nacional Futebol Clube, São Raimundo Esporte Clube, Grêmio Atlético Sampaio, Monte Roraima Futebol Clube, Galvez Esporte Clube, Sport Clube Humaitá, Independência Futebol Clube, Cuiabá Esporte Clube, Luverdense Esporte Clube, União Esporte Clube, Mixto Esporte Clube, Clube Esportivo Operário Várzea-Grandense, Operário Futebol Clube, Associação Atlética Aparecidense, Clube Recreativo e Atlético Catalano, Goiatuba Esporte Clube, Associação Beneficente e Esportiva Catalana e Ouvidorense, Sociedade Esportiva do Gama, Brasiliense Futebol Clube, Capital Esporte Clube, Ceilândia Esporte Clube, Rio Branco Atlético Clube, Porto Vitória Futebol Clube, Real Noroeste Capixaba Futebol Clube, Paraná Clube, Operário Ferroviário Esporte Clube, Londrina Esporte Clube, Maringá Futebol Clube, Avaí Futebol Clube, Figueirense Futebol Clube, Associação Chapecoense de Futebol, Criciúma Esporte Clube, Brusque Futebol Clube, Barra Futebol Clube, Joinville Esporte Clube, Santa Catarina Clube, Blumenau Esporte Clube,
Camboriú Futebol Clube

Imagina Vascão perder pro poderoso Audax Italiano
O Burricy Ramalho quase perdeu pra eles em 2008

>>154225718
I won't even bother drying them. There is no way Club de Regatas Vasco da Gama would ever lose to some fourth rate Chilean club at São Januário. Expect many Vasco btw posts tonight.

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>Eagle bota SAF do Botafogo à venda em anúncio de jornal. A Cork Gully, a consultoria britânica que em fins de março foi nomeada administradora judicial pelos credores da Eagle, botou a SAF do Botafogo à venda.
Who wants to buy Botafogo?

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Infelizmente Roger Machado cavou sua própria cova
Treinador burro igual todos brasileiros

Dorival deve assumir semana que vem.

>>154225752
/copalib/ creates a fund to buy and manage Botafogo. What to >we do next?

>>154225389
Kek

>>154225779
We hire Fernando Diniz

>>154225779
>for profit
Open our legs to klopp and let him do whatever he wants

>for memes
Get 11 literal bums to play the remaining of this year's serie a but instead of sponsors we put inflammatory accusations against the opposing team so we can moral grandstand
>we lost 34x0 against memengo? Well at least we didn't burn children alive! We lost the match but won at life

Carpini, Barroca, Gordiola, Jair Ventura, Ceni, Renato Gaucho, Felipinho GPS, Lisca Doido, Fernando Diniz e vcs ainda tem coragem de dizer que o futebol brasileiro nao morreu

>>154225825
>do something horrible
>complain about moral grandstanding
Last refuge of the canalhas

>>154225833
You just wrote a list of names. Some of them have good recent works.
Renato gaucho made flu beat the team who will win the italian league

Sylvinho put albania ona n euro
Thiago motta won a italian cup wit bologna
Giardine won the first threepeat in mexico in decades
Felipe luis won brasileirao and libertadores in the same year

>>154225652
sao paulo, flamengo and corinthians are the only big brazilian teams in my book. I don't give a fuck about modern fuchibol at this point.
I respect cruzeiro and santos as well but they are mid teams

Funny thing is I'm probably better at soccer than you. If I had grown up

>>154225833
Ceni, GPS and Diniz are good coaches.

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>be a peronigga
>destroy your own country / football club / company
like clockwork they truly are useless

>>154225887
I didn't know Textor voted for Partido Justicialista

Escobar hippo bros...

>>154225891
>>154225900
Good to know I'm not the only one having trouble posting today.

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Bet on barcelona today.

>>154225910
Everyday
Also it is rarely easy to refresh

>tomorrow I'll get up at 9 am!
>uhh well maybe I'll sleep until noon again
Why am I like this?

>>154225502
look at him go

>>154225764
giwtwm

>>154225968
literally me but with gym. i will start next week!

>>154225752
Let's buy it, copalib

racist?

Is this shit getting ddos'd?

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Where's the bom dia guy ?
Where's Beligno?

Is this shit getting ddos'd?

>>154226036
No, it seems they artificially increased the time for the captcha to appear
>>>/pol/533180621

>>154226033
The dog = this guy >>154226016
The cat = me at his fat belly

>>154225968
I started taking benzos recreationally and I just can't stop sleeping. I swear to god I'm sleeping like 12-14 hours a day even when I'm not on it and I feel tired anyway.
thanks good I'm a neet and I have some decent savings I can't imagine being a funtional member of society like this

>>154226071
I'd go easy on the xans bro, you can die withdrawing on benzos

>>154226091
>xans
it's actually 2mg k-pins but I'm gonna try to get some xans/alplax next week
>withdrawing
yeah I know I'm trying to take it only once or twice a week to avoid building up a tolerance. cold turkey is no joke

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>>154226071
I was taking a little dose of 0.25mg of Xanax the last few days because I was having panic attacks and feeling like shit. Now I feel better and I cut it off completely. You should stop that shit fast anon, benzo withdrawal is no joke.

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Where do you get that for free
Asking for a friend

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>>154225652
+1 for vasco

>>154226166
>for free
I got 30 pills for like 10 bananas but you need a doctor's prescription.

>taking antidepressants because your team is shit
Fulbo ain't that deep bro, just pick a second team closer to the top.

>>154226148
>0.25mg
being a benzo naive user is such a beautiful world almost like a disney movie. it's ridiculous how fast you can build up tolerance with this shit

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AQUI, Ó /copalib/!!!
AQUI É CHIMAUN

>>154225563
Can you be straight and support Vasco?

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>>154226036
mods are jelly of copalib's entertainment value

>>154226185
I have an uncle who's addicted and he takes like 5-6mg in a day. Be careful nigga.

>>154226194
Atleticunny Mineiro
Athleticunny Paranaense
Bahunny
Botacunny
Cunnypecoense
Cunnythians
Cunnytiba
Cunnyzeiros
Flacunny
Cunnymense
Grêmio Cunny-Alegrense
Cunnynacional
Miracunny
Cunnymeiras
Red Bull Bragacunny
Cunny do Remo
São Cunny
Cunntos
Vascunny da Gama
Vitoricunny

>>154226194
Reported this comment because you are black

every pill abuser be like
>i can control my microdose
no, no you can't. Then you fall asleep driving your ecosport and tragedy insues

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>helps you sleep
also, Matricaria chamomilla

>>154226194
lmao there's no way this shit is real are mods really this embarrassingly retarded?

>>154225840
>good recent works.
kek like winning gauchao and "Beat European Club Award"

>>154226248
it's very real

it's just beans bro, fart it out

Some people can, some other people can't
It's not that hard to understand

i'm not doing anything at work today

Ceni nao serve pra ser treinador
Ele é um diniz melhorado

Ele é tipo um Jair Ventura com QI acima de 85
Pior que no Brasil isso basta para vc se destacar

>>154226194
what a fag why is he so serious about that dumb shit

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You'll watch the most important game of today

Gols: Calleri (2x) e Cauly (Pen '86)

Se o Calleri fizer 2 gols hj eu mosto minha teta esquerda
Se fizer 3 eu mostro as duas
Se fizer 4 eu mando video semi nu pra tia Leila pelo instagram

Flabros any flabros in the thread?
honest opinions about Marcos Braz x José Boto? who is better? and why

>>154226395
when somebody says "brazilian" that pic related is unironically the first thing that comes to my mind lmao

red, white and black make an awful mix of colours

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Anyone want to see my tits? Anyone???

I used to hate Roger Machado, but now I'm becoming a fan. He has destroyed trikas from within, a true ally.

I saw sao paulo campeon mundial 3 times.
can you say the same about your team?

>>154226505
i witnessed my team win a copa and supercopa argentina

>>154226538
>a quemero cebollita on 4chan of all places
unbelievable

>>154225752
>THE LEADING CLUB IN FRANCE
>BRAZILS MOST HISTORIC CLUB
>and also a professional football club based in Belgium
My RWDM Brussels boys got done dirty (I don't know what RWDM means)

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>>154226475
cringe
>>154226505
basedo

>>154226475
The founder of SPFC was sitting in the port of Sao Pablo and the first ship he saw was from the People's Republic of South Yemen

>>154227077
he saw his toilet after eating an array of black, red and white beans

>>154227077
His parents got shot in an alley, his mom was black and his that was white.

>>154227331
t.Bruno Díaz

Flabros any flabros in the thread?
honest opinions about Marcos Braz x José Boto? who is better? and why

sindarov won

>all the matches are at the same time
WHICH ONE ARE WE WATCHING???

going to play drums anons
rec some nice songs

>>154227791
ashes of the dawn

>>154227791
extreme - more than words

>>154227802
>>154227808
haha :(

>>154227838
jokes aside, i don't know what would constitute a easy or mid difficulty drum song
maybe barracuda?

>>154227855
Agarrame la peluda jajaja

>>154227838
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3dD_8ztcwto

O higgins is horriveis
It's impossible for us to lose

Lucibagre fez gol
agora a pardolândia solta fogos

>>154227986
Luciano é ídolo do seu time

Today I learned the No Game No Life author is brazilian.

>>154227987
esa burra no fue a la escuela

A vida dá voltas...
Dorival Junior contratado

Eu ingeri
Eu ingeri lactose

>>154228059
Frizztina
argefrizz

>>154228059
tame impala's last record sucked ass, kevin

>>154227980
Caio ribeiro hates casagrande

>>154228061
Macacuola Negrola falando das meninas blancas.

>>154226188
>Can you be straight and support Vasco?
Yes, any minority is welcome but you only need to be one, not all of them at the same time. I'm black.

>>154228087
Blacks are majority in brazil though.

>>154228091
Only on mondays, wednesdays and fridays
On tuesdays, thursdyas and saturdays, balcks are the minority because we exclude all mixed people from the count

>mierdestra

>>154228091
No, that's Argentina. We are triracial brown

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>>154228091
retarded, lol
slavery ended in 18XX
they already went back to Africa
or do you think they stayed here and spend all day complaining about "muh racism"
they are a proud people! they already went back to Africa
dumbass facundo lel

>yeah you are black alright but you ain't whole grain black bro sorry you can't access this government position you ain't oppressed enuff know what I'm sayan?

There are more whites than black in brazilian jail.

>>154228173
When the crazy rule, the sane man goes to jail.

Bad born not so bad today.