Jets Edition News >Ducks and Flyers clinch playoffs /hoc/vious >>154220730
First for Brock Boeser.
>Ducks and Flyers clinch playoffs
LET'S GO OILERS
At least Hellebuyck can go fishing soon
your future Hart finalist and winner, Macklin Celebrini
>>154223241I don't know if it's still the case, but I thought they were in danger of finishing out of the bottom 10 while also missing playoffs.
If the league was rigged, they should have LAK lose.
Liberals have a majority government
>>154223295Detroit and Columbus competed for who could be the biggest lolcow this season
>>154223290kings about to follow them if the get this W
>>154223302I want an oilers collapse and we get a ducks/kings series
OUR San Jose Sharkies :) are one game closer to a heartbreaking finish instead of just ending the suffering
>>154223313qrd
we need to start thinking about the bracket challenge
>>154223350usually it's made by now desu
my avies! :)malinski!
>>154223350I don't want Gary to know my email.
>>154223342They paid politicans to switch parties like we live in a banana republic
scaarrrrr the superior sammy
>>154223350nhl doesnt provide a free onesome anon will have to pay 20$ canadian to have a private onei know my way around web hosting, so maybe ill try to code something with ai
My penguins (:
>>154223342Between byelections to fill vacant seats and people crossing the floor (literally swapping parties after being elected) they have gained enough votes that nothing can stop them from passing whatever laws they want
Seattle you fucking losers, come on.No one wants to see Kings/Oilers again
>>154223356nhl com doesnt offer it this year
>>154223372Based
>>154223350The second it's open and created, I'll start including it in the OPs
>>154223364>nhl doesnt provide a free oneWhat? yes it does.I will literally set it up now if you guys want.
>>154223372Eh, its not like we can get any more pakis... r-right?
>>154223398sure!
>>154223369...are trash
>>154223369I don't know a single nigga on Philly except Vladar
>>154223397>>154223411Ok, I'll make it. I've had a few so give me a minute.
Tage fucking gold medal Kanada Killing Kreature Thompson
>>154223417Cope
I voted liberal. Pierre was wearing a stop the deportations shirt
>>154223418Michkov, Zegras, the list of undersized wingers goes on and on
>>154223409Terrebonne (todays election) is invaded by liberal voting haitians
>>154223362>>154223372trumps fault?
>>154223369>last chance for Couturier to torment Malkin like in 2012
>>154223372the best part about it is that they once had a vote in the house of commons to stop people from floor crossing but all the conservatives voted against it lmao
>>154223418How about Rick Tocchet?
>>154223423Thanks but I'm not sure it's open yet
>>154223397I've been a fan of your work. Great OPs.
>>154223369Crosby is humiliating the flyers one final time :)
>>154223423what day is it on planet retard?
>>154223423thanks anonill put one in the fridge for (you)
>>154223453Wasn't he the Nuckies coach when they choked Game 7 to whoever the fuck
C'mon jets and avs finish the job
>>154223397im making the /cric/ trickery OPs, ill include it too
>>154223473yum
I love the NHL
>>154223372how can i get a job as an enabling act enabler
>ruins
>>154223473based old style pilsner enjoyer
Carney is based hes governing like a conservative
THOUSAND OAKS NATIVE
>>154223483He was. Won the Jack Adams that year. Canucks would've won that series against the Oilers if Gary hadn't broken Demkos legs, paid Ian Cole to score 2 (two) own goals, and gave Boeser a bloodclot.
Kings gonna win the pacific if the knights slip up
nice moore GKG
>>154223501based
>>154223461>>154223472okay haters, here it is, open to join, but actual bracket selection is not open yet until the playoffs are actually set.please don't nut yourselves when you see the first entrant>>154223473thanks pal, good luckhttps://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
Kevyn Adams, a man denied his division victory.
>>154223443Indirectly since he fucked up the election last year by opening his mouth and driving all the retards to their comfort blanket. PP is also a fuck head but I would rather have a conservative minority with Liberal support than a Liberal majority or a Liberal minority with NDP or Bloc support
>>154223510You misspelled ducks
>>154223510I'll drink toilet water if the kangz survive the first round
my avies :(
>>154223528Thank you. I shall start including it in the OPs
>>154223532Lmao not happeningCan't even beat the laffs, lames, or nucks.>>154223533If the kings meme the division, they just might lol
>>154223533I'll hold you to it
>>154223528I thought you quit /hoc/ like three different times already
>>154223533/hoc/'s playoff bets are worth nothingwe still never got mommy feet
>>154223532>>154223533But in all honesty, knights probably got itI was just memein' kek
>>154223551Who me?
>>154223551
>>154223551No one ever quits
>>154223551you can't quit /hoc/
>>154223469WRONG
>>154223533>yfw kings end up sweeping the Central bracket only to lose to Edmonton in the WCF
>>154223568nah I know that you're always lurking in the shadowsI meant chambershe threw a big tantrum on the last one, gave up his trip and everything
>>154223598It's only fitting
>>154223562damn how many years ago was that
Let's Go Buffalo chants drowning out all other noise in ShitcongoRemember when the Blackcawks were the biggest bandwagon team in sports lol
>>154223608Bruh it's been so long 4chan reset the tripcodes Also my duckos are back in playoffs bbI also have a son now
DABRES
>quickmore like long. too long
DHABS!
>>154223629can he skate yet?
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154223642Nah he's only 1.75
>black cocks
>>1542236222019, canes vs caps game 7 2OT>>154223653damn, too short to make the nhl
If the kangz win tonight, have they clinched their spot?
>>154223662Yep
>>154223369Flyers are a faster, much younger, hungrier teamYoung guns vs. geezersNo matter who wins, they will get swept by the Canes
>>154223631The 2025-2026 Sabres! Atlantic Champions! Now go all the way and win it for RJ!
>>154223660Years old m8 idk where he got it from but he's a 100 percentile baby in terms of size. Like I said he's a year and 8 months but he's in 3T clothes. He was 10lbs at birth.
>>154223542Thumps up
>>154223653so he can skate soon
>>154223688>win it for RJ!Whose career was more grim: Rick Jeanneret or Joe Bowen?
>>154223660jen
>>154223689based! I can do pull ups with 10 lbs
>>154223700Probably in about 4-6 months ish
The ducks clinched btw
>>154223689>Years old m8yes I know I was merely jesting
If the kongs win, one WC team will be from the Pacific. Not too bad for the pillow fight division everybody has been memeing on for months.
playoff teams are set right? just the order might change a bit
>>154223752Basically yeah
>>154223747HuehuehueUnironically his favorite TV character
>>154223752Think if the Kings win its set. They are up 3 zip.
>>154223709Who are the laffs playing in the playoffs this year?
I can’t believe a shit team like the kings are making the playoffs. It’s ok I guess since it’s kopitars last year and they want one more first round exist like Dustin brown got a few years ago.
i'm supposed to believe nhl back up goalies are getting 3 on 3 practice time?
>>154223764>less than 2 years old>has a favorite TV characterGrim
>>154223777They literally won the cup as the 8 seed
>>154223776Winning a fight against an injured Radko Gudas who wasn't even fighting back a couple weeks after they didn't do shit to him when he murdered their captain is like winning the Stan Lee to laffs fans.
>>154223791That team has more in common with this year's Sabres than this year's >kongs
>>154223791What a shit year that must of been
>>154223791If only they still had prime Kopitar, Doughty and Quick
>first battle of pa in 8 yearsBased, thank you Gary
>>154223802The Kings had already won the Cup two years prior and lost a game 7 against Chicago the previous year. Not even close
>>154223783>He didn't grow up on cartoonsGrimI need the jets and avs to do their job
>>1542238202012 was the 8th seed year retard.
>>154223734congrats to the crapitals who get another mid first rounder for their 36 year old dman who was leaving for nothing as a free agent
I can’t believe the flyers and senators are in. They were both done at the end of last month then other teams collapsed and they didn’t. Good on them!
>>154223806Retard that was the most kino playoff run of any team. Literally would never die. Came back from 3-0, 3-1, beat the defending cup champions in game 7 OT, then beat the Rangers in a LA v NYR matchup. Justin Williams had a legendary playoff that made him Mr. Game 7
>>154223821I did and look where I ended up
>>154223824Oh yeah that was the year they DOMINATED the entire playoffs and made /hoc/ SEETHE. Quick legendary run
>>154223830I did too m8 life's not that bad.
>>154223829that's 2014 you bonehead2012 they beat the devils for the cup as #8
>>154223829What you are talking about was 20148th seed cup win was 2012Both were kino tho
tootin in the briefs bros
so tomorrows garyslop is literally meaningless?
>>154223795JEN
>>154223852Seeding and the Rocket Richard/Art Ross
why are the soilers and softpusys playing their vaginal-injury-prone skaters tonight?
>>154223852Kings vs Oilers V is on the line brother
>>154223852Pmuch
>>154223783Pomni is based
>>154223852Every game matters in the NHL.
let mark carney be an emergency backup goalie
>>154223859Oilers have to beat the Avs to avoid having to beat the AvsMacKinnon is stat padding.
LARSSON SSSCCCAAARRRSSS!!! No shutout for the kings!
Despite winning my league by 50+ points, I don't think I'll do fantasy hockey next year. Too much bullshit, too much stress. too many fucking times I pick the wrong fucking goalies to start and then the next game they both get fucking shutouts on my bench. I'm done. Retired.
>>154223862He also likes zoey from that KPDH C'mon avs and well fug knoits just scored again
Jeet is translated into victory it’s why we will bring the cup home this year
>>154223893I once joined a coworkers fantasy league thinking it was just something for fun and at the end of the season he asked for $100 dollars for the winner of the league. I didn't realize we were playing for money and told him I don't gamble an he got real pissy.
>>154223893>you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
>retard grabs the puck and throws it down the ice>complains about getting called for a penalty>>154223893I dislike that kind of Americanized league. I prefer the old school "draft 10-15 guys and count their points" leagues.
>>154223908cool it with the anti semitism
McMeme hurt
MCJESUS IS HURT OH NO NO HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHahahhaahahhahahahaha
Again. I ask. What the FUCK are these retards doing playing their fucking star players? kek
>kulak blows up mcdavid's foot in the second last game of the yearStalin did nothing wrong
We want the Kraken to win, right?
McMuffin injured. Its over now
>>154223943I told you, Edmonton needs to win to avoid having to go through the central, MacKinnon is stat padding
>oilels can't score on the 5 on 3>mcdavid hurt at the end of itet tu kulak
>>154223962I ignore all canadian posts. Refrain from replying again.
>>154223953Absolutely not.
Only Sportsnet could broadcast McDavid getting hurt (when the Oilers are already down Draisaitl) and spend all of their replays showing mediocre scoring chances instead of what happened.
>>154223919"The Jews" aren't Jewish. They follow Baal/satan
>>154223970>I ignore canadian posts>replies anywayRetard
>>154223946Worse, he was once his teammate and an Edmontonian. He betrayed his own class.
soilers playing and winning round one against the softpusy would be funny because the asstards can't beat the soilers and the soilers can't beat the Wild.
Its now all up to Nothing Happens to lead the Oilers through the playoffs
Freddy G SSSSCCCAAARRRRSSSS
>>154223984That was a courtesy reply. This is an informative one. There will not be a third.
kings are blowing it...
>>154223986The De-Kulakization must continue. They are all class traitors.
If the kraken and jets come back this will be a good night if the avs can get the W it will be a great night
>Kings start choking when in prime position to improve their playoff chancesThe ride never ends.
>>154224000Retard>>154224006Classic WAG moment
Nah. That's (You)
Kulak should be suspended for the entire playoffs fucking prick
Didn't watch. Is McDavid actually ded?
It's a subtle addition, but I kinda like the green checkmark graphic that SN does for faceoff winners.
>>154224033He's fine came back a shift later.
>>154224033Just a puck off the skate after a 5x3. He has been back for a couple shifts already
>>154224033Unfortunately, everyone in the entire arena is still breathing.
fugghabs v. bolts first roundits gonna be a blood bathno one is winning that matchup
>>154224052Buffalo is
Who is drafting the ruck twins?
>>154224060yah big time
>>154224060>>154224052>>154224068memba that TBL/BUF game a few weeks ago? Round 2 is gonna be a blood bath.
GARY TIME
Oilers now just have to beat Vancouver to secure a spot in the Pacific and avoid the WC path
>nucks
You fuckin' kidding me? That's tripping on the faggot fucking sofpusys.
>get tripped>benultyMany such cases
>i don't make the rules
lmao landeskog is having the unluckiest season
Bobby McMann, my man!
>>154224138maybe he should try not sucking at hockey instead of concentrating on being a faggot goon piece of shit.
they just showed /hoc/ mommy
KILL LANDESCUM
>>154224153her last game at cp arena
>>154224169The Kraken are too scared to fire her.
>>154224169true, I just traded for her. Bag of pucks and a water bottle.
gompetitive choking
>needing a garyout to "win" yet againkwasofpusy
friendly reminder that the brass at /hoc/ headquarters have set up the annual playoffs ladder simulation>https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788
Is it over for the Preds?
MacKinnon played 28 minutes tonight in the first half of a back to back when his team has already clinched the Presidents' TrophyHis stat line was 0-0-0
kwab
Well at least oilers didn't win>>154224213Yes. Teams are decided now it's just about seeding
>>154224213It's JOEVER
>>154224225>does fuck all in OTJust like at the Olympics
Caulfield needs to score 4 goals next game
Yea oil in 6
>>154224213yep
>>154224236Actually Montreal needs to lose in regulation tomorrow so Kucherov doesn't play on Wednesday
why was mackinnon untouched for the duration of the game? he's so killable.
>>154224210Thanks numale I’ll join later
>>154224252Gentleman's agreement.
thanks for buying me booze la
The Kings clinched a playoff spot with a 35-45 record. 22 regulation wins.That is actually fucking ridiculous.
>>154224210Hoping foe at least 40 entrants
>>154224302abolish the loser point
Only another heated rivalry could revive the fire within the Oilers, but I don’t think that Battle of Alberta stretch could ever be TOPPED.
>>154224315AgreedAlso less points for taking extra time3 for a W2 for OTW1 for SOW
>>154224337OT and SO equally gimmicky, make them both 1 and keep regulation at 2
>>154224332Last ducks/oilers series was pretty goated
>another sunbelt team makes the playoffs with a loser record.
Game 7 OT Alert in the BCHL:https://victoriagrizzlies.mixlr.com/In the intermission after 60 right now. Get comfy to some hockey on the radio.
Mark Scheifele just set a franchise record and no one cares
This dude is getting more and more retarded
No one here can even name the franchise's old city and team name.
Maple Leafs crippling draft pick conundrum and bleak future
>>154224302>>154224354>ynr that the Kings won the Stan Lee in 2012 with a 40-42 regular season recordIf the Kings win out, they would finish with just two fewer points than that team kek
for me, it's jizzing into empty gatorade bottles
Only two series are set penguins/flyers and stars/wild
>>154224384same, but instead of empty gatorade bottles I use your mom's muff
I remember watching a late season Kings/Sharks game back in 2012 where the winner of that game would verse the Canucks in the 1st round. All I remember from that game is that Ryan Clowe made a play on the puck from the bench and I thought that was awesome. Underrated player that Clowe.
>jets just now eliminatedfeels like they were eliminated in march
>>154224377Their prize would be a round 1 match with the SoilersAgain
>>154224391He was the north american filip chytil
mckenna just inboxed me and said he's thrilled to have evander kane as his mentor
>>154224394They started to win some games too late
conglaturations kangz, your choices going forward are>oilers v. kangz round 5>get mangled by the avs
>>154224399No better guide to Vancouver nightlife than Kaner.
Reminder that the jets were the best record team at one point in this season and it wasn't just in October.
>>154224399Kane multi year extension incoming
>>154224386news just came out habs/bolts are confirmed as well
jets got graped, sharter fart bros we keep winning with golden torts
>>154224411also can provide key veteran advice like how to dry a tracksuit after practice
>>154224420Home ice isn’t set yet
Call me crazy but I think the Sens are looking pretty scary going into the ploffs.
Games that matter tomorrow>Debbies@RuinsBruins win will clinch the top wild card and set the east bracket>Habs@FlyersHabs are still fighting for the 2nd seed in the Atlantic>Ducks@WildDucks are in the pillow fight and don't want to face Colorado in the first round>Jets@MammothMammoth are also looking to avoid the central bracket>Kongs@CantpucksPillow fight, avoid Avs, etc.
Quick played his last game tonight.Say something nice about him.
>>154224435Games that matter tomorrow>nope>like no>try again>see you on Saturday
>>1542244441993.
>>154224439I always like the jedi save
>>154224447yes back then those game did matter to a section of Montreal. Saturday, April 18th however is when the next game that means anything will be played at I am guessing 7:05 pm EST.
>>154224348Eh fair enough >>154224409There is a free way face off option
>>154224444checked
>>154224409
>>154224462I-I might be... should I talk to a doctor?
>>154224458WOOF GRRRR Sniff... WOOF AGAIN
>>154224337not updated for today
>>154224396I'm ok with any team they face in the first round. I was pretty pessimistic about their playoff chances midseason, and that was before Fiala went down for the season.Going on a heater to end the regular season with one more crack at some playoff games with Kopitar is about all I could ask for as a fan. My hope would be that next season they finally start the rebuild they should've begun after 2018, but I fear that the trade for Panarin means they have other things in mind.
>>154224482had it sorted wrong
watching willmack edits on tiktok and giggling like a fatfuck woman
>>154224452Whats wrong with Ohio?
>>154224456>ye-yeah butkwab
>>154224492just finished filing my taxeslistened to some BCHL game sevendrinking heavilyhitting tankathon up longing for some NHL ploffs
>>154224473for me, it's travis k9ecny
>>154224493It's not in the Midwest.
>>154224510Whatever result has the laffs with the 6th pick is perfect.
>>154224510as a Canucks fan I see this pretty accurate
>>154224510
Golden Torts looks like a happy grandfather it's so strange lol
>>154224526They're going to lose in the 1st round.
>>154224532You're going to lose round 1
>>154224510>Gary
I wish my team got to lose in round 1.
>>154224548We know Toronto
knights win the cup desu.
>>154224573I don't think so. I can't envision the name Mitch Marner getting engraved onto the cup.
>>154224581sorry bro he doesn't play for the laffs anymore
>>154224535Nah, you are.
>>154224581I just engraved a few marners in my toilet.
>>154224593oh actually now we call those roys (nic) or roys (patrick)
>>154224532dream big kek
>>154224610>gary told me to bet big on themkek. good goy.
it was a gay magazine
>>154224614we don't bet here tranny kek no milly brw
just put on raw is war
>>154224614im banned from 5 sport books for winning too much
>>154224633gary would have you killed after 3, so I know you're lying.
>>154224633I guess you weren't betting on the canadian teams then
>>154224573Centralfags will seethe all offseason about muh divisional brackets muh easy path muh seeding if a Pacific team reaches the SCF
>he roots for one of gary's plastic teamskwafaggot
>>154224668That's why we need LA to win the Central
based chelsea greene is a knights stacy and rang the siren tonight
Anybody else at the game? people chanting hart hart hart hart hart on the upper and lower decks in the third period
>>154224680the rapist?
>>154224688The rapist, yes
>>154224662wdym? the canucks pulled off two big upsets recently.
>>154224689lel
>>154224439My favorite goalie of all time. Hope they mend fences and retire his jersey in LA. More than deserves it.
i have pretty decent insider information right now. easily make about an 80% gain on pm by the time you wake up.
>>154224707the rapist?
>>154224719I trust a Can'tnadian to know what it's like to get raped
>>154224725KWAB
>>154224688>>154224689>>154224719Analrapist
*be's winning*
>>154224729kek>IT'S A FIRE>sale
>>154224732But does Canada have doordash grannies?
>>154224736what
>>154224736We have Indians ripping around on scooters with no regard for traffic laws delivering our food.
>>154224732I'll take a Wendy's spicy chicken over either any day
>>154224337Or just go by number of wins. The fact that the league agreed not to have ties should not have any bearing on how standings are determined. The demands of the format should affect everyone equally outside of weird degenerate cases like the Kings metagaming for loser points.
>>154224735>There's always money in Edmonton vs LA *wink*
>>154224734TRVKE
>>154224732>>154224743>still eat goyslop in 2026I only eat Gary approved meals
>>154224742i want my delivery drivers fast and murderous.
>>154224746>illusion michael>a trick is what a whore does for money
Nothing interesting left in the regular season except seeing if the Kangz can overtake the Cucks and get raped by the Soilers in the 1st round again.
>>154224774fugg so instead of 4 days of waitingwe have to wait 5 days before any relevant /hoc/?i'm not watching any ljmhqm or ahl playoffs or any lesser leagues
Who are the bad guys going into the playoffs?
>>154224820Flyers
>>154224820EdmontonOttawaMontreal
>>154224820>bad guys in order of worst to bestoilersavsstarswildlightninghurricanesbruinsduckskingsflyersmammothhabssenspenguinssabers>good guysgolden knights
Odds on March 14th
>>154224820>BOS>TBL>OTT>PHL>COL>MIN>VGK>OILED ONES
>>154224829*sabres kwab
>>154224824>>154224829Something about the Penguins winning all those cups only 10 years ago still makes me think they don't deserve any success in the near future. Go Flyers.
>>154224836Well fuck you then
>>154224844no fucc mee ddy
my bro is a pens fan and we're both steelies fans so fuck the flyers to be completely desu
shargs :(at least they can only be better next year
>>154224856Based
