Hakeem vs Shaq EditionPrevious >>154218263
shiq chicken o neal
>>154223918Death to Petefag
non pete thread LFG
pete fag let yall win like a gentleman's sweep
>>154218357>>154218437>>154218492>>154218576>>154218594>>154222299Tell me how my nuts taste petefaggot
So, when can NBA teams start trading shit again during the playoffs?
>>154223971hes sleeping like you said, you stayed up late to make a thread and spammed to do so. you became the monster you swore to destroy
>>154223967you lost faggot. not only got your chain snatched but your dignity
>>154223987Fuck off faggot you lost. Take your L like a man
>>154223996????
>>154223996Mental illness
reply to this post if u are petefag
>>154224007>>154223988>>154223987>>154223967
>>154223971>he thinks everyone is petefag
Ben Wallace owns shaq
NBA regular season>playoffs. I might watch some game 7s but other than that i'll be in /wnba/. Now we're gonna have some brainlets judging players over 7 game series so it's time to dip.
>>154223843I don't like how out and open gays are with their gayness these days. It's not normal, Ivey is right, it's unrightouesness and should not be celebrated.
>>154224029L
>>154224041it's crazy too cause fudd and paige are always posting bible shit
We (the Lakers) are getting 2018 LeBron Raymone James Sr. in this upcoming playoff series against the Houston Rockets.
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>>154224096kek
>>154224090>2018 lebumthe guy who lost 4-0 to kd?true
>>154224102>against kd and the gsw superteam
>>154224096>>154224101my turn I guess.
>>154223918>non petefag threadThank you!
>>154224113>signature petefag screenshot
>>154224112maybe "tha goat" in his "best year ever" should've easily led his capable squad to victory instead of bein a lebitch and getting rekt
Imagine simping for this jew like creature so hard
THIS IS PETE COUNTRY
Anti-petefag won. Not only did he win but he fucking rocked you with an uppercut from hell
#istandwithpistolpete
>petefag having his second meltdown todayThis day just keeps getting better and better
BABBs seething all day about petefag
>>154224150blunderskitz is the anti petefag.
Pete rules.
>>154224168We are all anti-petefag
>>154224168Is the blunderskitz in the room with us?
>we
>Sadie Shit
>>154224168so blunderskitz and petefag is the new inceltic vs weapskitz?
>>154224200Petefag has a lotta haters here. We don't want to see Pistol Pete every time
Pete made em so angry that they'd earlyfag every time. When we called them out on that, they resorted to spamming. Total Pete Victory.
>>154224200inceltic vs weapskitz was way worse. im 90% sure petefag isnt even in these threads half the time. hes been here for years and he rarely posts in threads he bakes to start with
Pete sleeping and y’all are seething over him. He fucking won
give me 5
>>154224249I’m pretty sure he only exists to make /nba/ threads. Nothing more nothing less. He was somehow the person that brought /nba/ over to sharty. Like dude was one of the first posters on that site
I don't mind Pistol Pete generals here and there but I like that we're finally getting some variety. It was growing stale.
>>154224258>Pete sleepingyeah, permanently
>>154224266Pete started baking more recently. before it was like every once in a while.
>>154224266yeah I thought he was one of those nba historian autists and we'd get a mix, but nope, just pete. boring. stale.
>>154224249>he rarely posts in threads he bakes to start withback in 2023 I had a talk with him about how he felt about CC possibly passing Petes college scoring record. hes actually pretty chill.
>>154224249>he rarely posts in threads he bakes to start withyeah right you missed his autistic meltdown in the last thread??
>>154224318meds
damn she based
>>154224318seek mental help
>>154224297Hello I am OP I am trying to mix it up with classic players and teams to start making boring slow threads more active. Just look at other generals who do 4-5 threads a day meanwhile we have half the general boycotting whenever there's a Pistol Pete thread. Spamming the same player over and over nonstop is what kills generals
>>154224265We all thought the same until he got banned along with others during the noise war. That's when we found out he's been samefagging here all this while. After that, someone else realised petefag was also mealanon because they'd always appear and disappear together; when he reported mealanon's posts and got him banned, you'd never see petefag threads. That's why now you never see his meal posts.
>>154224340the nba is just dying. it has nothing to do with who bakes. the only thread /nba/ will boycott is the jewish person.
>>154224330>needed an extra year, a smaller ball, and a 3 pt line
>>154224344Mealanon got banned and pete threads still kept being made
>>154224352I boycott petefag threads. I am doing my part to end the petefag menace
>>154224358no he got his picture taken down the second time. the time mealanon did actually get banned he had 10 comments get deleted including the ones praising petefag. that's how we caught him. didn't see petefag post for exactly 3 days and as soon as the ban ended he was back going on a vengeance tour baking non-stop
>>154224358He just doesn't post meals anymore because he got exposed + scared to get banned
>>154224357tbf she also mogged in assists
>>154224383zach edey btfo
>>154223918Lakers Shaq would dominate Hakeem. Shaq in 2000 was the most ferocious player in league history and we will never see that kind of domination again
fuck you, petefag.
Lakers in 5
2002 Sacramento vs 2007 Phoenix who wins
>>154224404why didn't he win with Orlando then?
If the magic loses even to the embiid-less 76ers, they really need to rebuild. 4 frps for bane and they got worse, jesus.
petefag herei'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and i like to kiss my own butt
>>154224382Mealanon is a half black zoomer, they dont know who pete is
>>154224404Nah Lakers Shaq was exposed by Big Ben
Chet won
>>154224624That was the year Shaq got fat and ballooned up to 450lbs. 1998-2002 Shaq was unstoppable>>154224530He had just turned 25 and also played against Prime Jordan. He did beat Prime Jordan in 1995 but ran into Prime Hakeem later that year and got a lesson from Hakeem that fueled him to turn into Monster Shaq once he hit his prime
>>154224552Funny that Memphis realized they were the ones who had to rebuild even though on paper they have the better team. If I was looking to trade to a team and get multiple 1st round picks back, you always want to look for dog shit teams like Orlando, Minnesota, Knicks, etc. because the odds of them cashing out into a top pick like Detroit in 2003 is high
>>154224557I love a good Simpson referencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIy_RXX_VLE
Just insane stuff I catch him doing every game. You can't laser in on the warts and flaws that are part of being a rookie this hard, when hes also doing stuff that almost no other rookie in his class is doing.
Nigga da best
>>154224096>>154224101>>154224113>each one exactly 1 minute apartDoes this schizo not realize we know it is him this whole time?
retard alert
>>154224704You don't need to announce your presence, we already know it's you
>>154224552watch how the thread will be slow as usual by tomorrow because no one gives a shit about these play-in games
I am petefag
>>154224641God dangit Stop taking our Qweens
Crazy 2 think if Shaq took his conditioning as serious as Jokic (not exactly a ridiculously high bar by NBA standards) he'd have won another championship or two and be the de facto best big man of the modern era
https://youtu.be/Uo4fOvSk12o?t=14m19sWow he actually is a pretty good offball player. I never realized it because of the ways hes had to play in Lebron centric offenses where hes just surrounded by shooters or defenders and few playmakers
Come get your t shirts boys to commemorate the victory
>>154224799If Shaq could make his free throws at a league average rate he'd be the all time leading scorer on a PPG basis and probably the best player of all time
Da Heat are playing tonight for the 15th time a play-in game. Say something nice about them.
>>154224726Unpopular opinion but the playin is such a lousy format from a team's perspective. In the past, if you're in, you're in. But now you have to play extra games just to get it. By the time you reach the CF, you're more tired and injured than everyone else. The playin only benefits the jews who want more money and the unemployed fans who can't get enough games.
Hmmm looks like the cloudfare thing was a global thing lol
here we go
>>154224887What other 7 or 8 seed apart from the Heat recently reached the conference finals? Sure it sucks to be a 7 seed and have to play another game to lock it in but overall it was a good addition and it's just one or two games to make it so it's not a big deal
>>154224726Hornets are worth watching and have a legitimate shot at a surprise playoff run.
>>154224930... It's almost like you're contradicting yourself.
5 days before OKC's historic repeat championship run startsare we ready, /nba/?
>>154224989It successfully made two more teams not give up on the season in early march. We can't complain about tanking but criticize teams trying to get in.
>>154224799Or kobe just could have not choked
Giannis, mpj, dybantsa, traore, Nobody is stopping the nets next season
Why is the NBA open about being full of lesbians but the MNBA isn't with gays
>I'll get trade to the nets and you'll be the coach there.
>>154225148Redpill me on Atlanta
>>154225213It gave Tingus Pingus syphilis
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>>154224641The new generation of BAWBs all have mulatto girlfriends
>>154225250Reversed mutt's law
>>154225260Aren't you supposed to be spraying water outside, thaibro?
>>154225306Too old for that shit
>>154225343>Uma MusumeThat stupid horse girl game really is everywhere...
Joko is the real MVP. Real hoopers with the correct skin color know.
Fucking clowns.
>>154225544in five years everyone will be thinking what the fuck were they smoking that year
Coop is the real ROTY too.
>>154225544>>154225573If pooper becomes generational this will be the new lebron vs melo ROTY unf debate in 20 years>dem box score watchers stole it from him nigga fr *gets hair cut*
