One more day until Footy is back
Men should be bald on top.Women should be bald down below.Prove me wrong.
i miss gaj, chapman and harley. greatest bald team ever.
you're all a bunch of deadshit spastic fuckhead maggot cuntsgo port
Wish they'd hurry up and fix this site desu. I guess this is technically better than being down completely while they do maintenance but it's so fucking slow.
>>154230026>>154230032>>154230046go back
>>154230098go back where mate didn't mean to triple post kek
iggs
is it fixed yet?
#believeallscumpires
fuck nick foot
hearing that the afl offered nick foot a chance to mediate with butters and blame no one but he full sperged out saying he heard what he heard
>>154230240What an egotistical faggot. $30k spent on a trial just to appease his hurt feelings. And umpires demand we respect them.
Nobody can handle me
i feel like everyone is missing the pointit wasnt a free kick right
hearing that your mum offered me sex
fucking fix your shit cunts
*waits at the captcha stop*dosn
>police found the body of jordan dawson's brotherdamnF
walked past old homeless guy and he said "why do you need an umbrella" (it was raining) and then said i needed a haircut, then he started trying to talk to some high school girls
>>154230282the Chad Homelessman vs The Virgin wagie
yeah well I hate you and your coomer site too. jerk.
>>154230280really? rip very grim
Where do we regroup if this place shits itself again? Serious responses only...
>>154230302ill create us a thread on /r/afl
>>154230302huit-chainne
>>154230280really? rip very grim>>154230302it's still running like shit for the last few days
>>154230302420 chan
>>154230299why are you seeing ads on desktop
0 good games this week
OUT: J.Dawson (grieving)
>>154230356fucks sake hes a core mid in my keeper league
Butters suspended not for any conclusive facts but just "on the balance of probability"Lol what a farce.
Dawsons brother is being used to let the AFL get out of the circus that is the Nick Foot saga without a reputation hitThink about it
>>154230360>did he drop any good loot?
>>154230351Yeah just had a look. Fucking grim round. Dees vs bane might be interesting if Dees play like they did against gold cunts. That's about it.
*be's missing from 20m out*
>>154230372cats dogs should be good, otherwise i agreemight watch carl col, the derby and the sydney thing for the theatre of them but i don't expect them to be good
it's an even numbered year which means it's a swans get pumped in the grand final year
We have to ask what Dawson stands for if he doesn't play on the weekend. Real captains stand up when the whips are cracking.
what do you guys think happens when we die? surely that's not the end of it
>>154230411what happened when you weren't born yet?
>>154230411it's an interesting discussion
>>154230280Tragic news.Crows are gonna win the hip this year.
>>154230280Suicide or foul play?
>>154230453there was a murder...of crows players at jordan dawsons house supporting him though this difficult time for he and his family
[Fox] Understand St Kilda is actively considering an appeal of the AFL Tribunal's suspension of Lance Collard for the alleged use of an anti-gay slur last month in the VFL. Collard was handed given a nine-week ban (two suspended). The club has four days left to make a call
>>154230388the last time hawthorn beat geelong on easter monday cats won flag... 2022 grand final repeat confirmed
>have a wife who loves you>recently have a child together >decide to kill yourselfPiss weak tbqhwy. Bloody pathetic act. The kid will grow up incredibly fucked up and think their dad killed himself rather than be a parent, and it will probably be correct. Dog.
>CarltonIN: Dean, Hayward, WeiteringOUT: O'Keeffe, Boyd, Derksen>CollingwoodIN: Allan, HayesOUT: Sidebottom, De Goey
would kms too if i got mogged this hard by my little bro
dawson more like goneson
>>154230520Dont understand killing yourself when your wife has big tits. Bizarre behaviour.
You guys are being a bit insensitive.
>>154230520>emo pudgy short sad fuck still has a fuckable big tittied gffucking sick of itand this cunt will get all the sympathy when im forever alone
>>154230520>moggedhe's got the hotter wife by far.
>>154230520
>>154230529I think that we all need to be a bit more mature about this, yes.
Killing yourself is a cowards act
>>154230529Think killing yourself and devastating your family, friends and broader community is far more selfish and insensitive.
>>154230528possible they are sagging too much or her nipples became too brown
>>154230535crazy that the second selwood twin did this within a year of seeing what his family went through when the first twin did it
>>154230529You're right, I think he was quite brave actually.
>>154230513tribunal, fags and umps getting kwabbed right now
I find it unconscionable for someone to kill themselves while they still have people who love them. The only person who loves me (apparently) is mum and I wouldn't ever considering ending my life so long as she lives. It would devastate her, and I could never do that to her. How people do it when they have wife and children simply boggles the mind.
>>154230544You dont understand bro he couldn't live without his brother he loved him so much! Its quite beautiful actually :)
>>154230516>>154230528>kill yourself while married>your wife will most likely remarry and/or envelop the penises of other blokes after you're deadit's the ultimate act of cuckoldry
>the "im just so sad all the time" poster is suspiciously absent
>>154230552>le ya dont understand the black dog xdyeah its fucking weak as piss and im sick of making excuses for thempeople like us have it way worse
>>154230516Was the wife initiating divorce or something? If you were already experiencing depression and you were about to lose your wife and barely see your children that might push you over the edge.
>>154230559>like usExplain
>>154230563/afl/ posters
>>154230089>>154230108>>154230322>>154230089>>154230108
guess the cost of diesel really got to some people
Running out of reasons to get out of bed but still not gonna kill myself.
>>154230552Not that I would but should things get bad enough I also can't kill myself until my mother goes. It would absolutely cripple her.
>>154230556Maybe he's happy now :)
>>154230556I like to think he made it.
>>154230556some 'micks never die
jordan dawsons always been off a bit toomight be genetic just jordan made the afl so has a big distraction from an heroing
>>154230519two bottom 4 sides if i ever seen one
>>154230417We weren't even cells, DNA or even atoms at that point. This time it's different. What's left is an entire system of flesh, muscle, tissue, organs, trillions upon trillions of cells and much more left without function. Yeah we might decay without consuming nutrients or whatever, but things like bones can last millions of years (especially if preserved in coffins). Who knows, maybe humanity finds a way to revive those remnants and regenerate us (debatable about the choice or just leave the dead alone), or maybe they don't and the sun just consooms us and we all swirl together in a miserable pile of atoms and become one (don't want any of youse being in my atomic cluster though). Or simpler yet, we simply feel and sense nothing but peace for the rest of eternity if we've been good, not bad.
rivalries are cringe as fuck>le i hate you because ummmmmm our suburbs are next to each other!
I've got mental illnesses all throughout my family. How I ended up the most normal of all of them, I don't know.
will ashcroft has done far more in 63 games than what nick daicos has done in 99
>>154230607They unironically used toIts a nice tradition to continue, fuck up cunt
add rivalries to the list
>>154230566I'm married with a kid
Bajo is turning Darren in a custom PC.
>>154230611all the private school poofs on both sides are best matesthey dont give a fuck
>>154230615Isn't that illegal?
>>154230619kek
>>154230619done him in
>>154230615saad el hawli in the thread boys
>dogs can only beat on shit sides>suns start well but fade>swans look good in march but fail in septemberthe more things change the more things stay the same
>>154230612Might be easier to make a list of what doesn't make him sperg out
>>154230607most people never even set foot outside their suburb in the 20th century
>>154230626geelong, bane, pies and hawthorn will be in the prelims again
>>154230630crisp walkable suburbs
>hawthorn have won a gf in every decade since the 70scrazy stat really
>Starting on the bench>Last one downOH NO NO NO
>>154230637Ends this decade surely
>>154230642dunno, they're looking really good so far this year
>>154230638Add super sub to his repertoire
>>154230648way ahead of you mate
why is everyone talking about sydney v gws been big tragedy as its on with another friday night gamegws are fucking shit and will get pumped by 40+
>>154230638>adam cherraah i remember him. could/would have done great things at fred. big kwab
Did anyone make a vax status joke yet?
>>154230654no, jokes are funny and original
>>154230654he had severe adhd
iggerbros did any of you go to the locker room sale today and buy a player issue guernsey or 8?
>>154230607this but racism
they got our boy clav
Kick a Vic!
do you guys pass the brad scott filter? are you filtered by brad scott?
dead sport
nah seeing his wife and newborn on the instas, seeing his own business he runs, i'm not having a bar of it. simply selfish and disgusting of him. had the ideal life set up into the future, legit dream scenario, and he goes and throws it away and drags everyone down with him forever because he's a narcissist and coward. simply not having it.i sympathise for his brother - the afl player jordan dawson and the captain of the adelaide crows footballs - and for his family - and especially his wife and child whose lives he has ruined forever. i feel nothing but contempt for him.
>>154230638is nick on the verge of being dropped?
>>154230603probably his selfish brother always sat at the back of his mind, always worried about what will happen from his next narcissistic tantrum
nick foot is umpiring gold coast v essendonload up on essendon
>>154230688>picked the game that will have 5k at it with half of them no idea whats gone onweak as piss afl
>>154230688I wonder if they'll boo when he gets the ball
>>154230685its mind games i reckon
>>154230683this desu
>>154230708he will hold him on the bench for 10 mins or something and the commentators will lose their mind and wont shut the fuck up about it all nightthen it will be touted as some sort of mega mind move
You guys watching First Crack preview?
lol
kek
>>154230610Imagine how much both of them would've done if they had a defensive aspect to their games.
there's only one kind of crack i want to preview first iykwim haha
>>154230619Awww Steve, he's done you AGAIN!
>>154230737Yeah they could have even won flags or something
listening to sad love songs and thinking about her
Suck sad news about Jordan Dawson's brother, cannot imagine what his family is going through.
>>154230743Guess what she's doing mate?
>>154230631>Pieslol Swans will definitely be in the prelims at minimum and are a good chance to be choking in another grand final.
bane back on their home deck this weekend
>>154230753Lloydo is not happy that a team that just won 2 flags was able to add Oscar Allen for nothing
>>154230638>Collingwood has submitted their team list sorted by player numberIt's clearly all over for Nick
We've got two strong heartsWe stick together like the honey and the beeYou and meWe've got two strong heartsReaching out forever like a river to the sea
>>154230757crazy how after 2 games it was the lions fucked up by paying so much for a broken down player
swans had a relatively young core group who played in those losing grand finals mixed with middle of the road blokes like florent and hayward and even going back reid who played injured hoping for an easy gftheyve matured a lot and are the benchmark of the comp now, even without gulden or heeney and looking like shit they had a close game with the hawks theyre a level above and the flag is a lock
>>154230746me mostly
who was jaryd dawson? what did he stand for? what was his one wood?
>>154230652I don't think they'll get pumped. I won't be tipping them but I don't think it will be a one-sided affair either.
>>154230772Is "one wood" an actual phrase? Did kingy just make it up?
>>154230757the north must prosper
>>154230779most important club in golf mate
>>154230786Disgusting
>>154230786my iggers are literally funding this league and other teams are getting twice as much
Katy Perry sexually assaulted me
>>154230798i have tremendous respect for the iggs, hope they get back to the top 8 soon
>>154230802did she like it?
Only Victorian clubs should get financial support from the AFL. The interstate plastic franchises can fend for themselves.
>>154230792asterisk dynasty
test
>Jaryd was the co-founder of Domus Design & Build, a boutique home building company based in Robe.oh a tradie then.S
>>154230666>Guy who's daily drug cocktail reads like a pharmacist's inventory overdoses on streamAs predictable as the sun rising.
Where do you nut when you goon i used to rub it into my tummy but it started feeling gross
>>154230757I love how he ignored that they've lost Daniher, Starcevich and Ah Chee in the last two years when he made that argument. He's been seething about Brisbane since 2001 and his whole argument was basically 'good team shouldn't be allowed to stay good'.
the missos feet
>not collecting your cum in a jar
>>154230786If they weren't travelling interstate every second week and getting a travel allowance, along with being awarded $1.2 million for winning the flag, then suddenly their distribution is similar amounts to St Kilda and Norf while being in a developing market.
nick "tipgod" foot
>>154230859Yuck!
>>154230808The VFL was about to be folded in the 90s before expanding to an interstate market. Bears, Iggs and Crows saved the league from insolvency.
>>154230855meant for>>154230859>>154230850
geelong dont need financial assistance because they cheat the cap
Have you blokes tried VB Mid yet?
>>154230873crisp btfoing the mindbroken shatsfag
>>154230905Excellent riding
Based mods are instantly removing p*rn from /afl/
>>154230900wow a small fine, are the findings public for transparency and good faith for the competiton?
going to give my children regular old anglo names i reckon
shove it up your arse reportsperg
For fuck's sake, if you're going to post porn do what the guy the other day was doing and post tasteful nudes of attractive white women or something. No one wants trannies or porn with black men. Keep both of those out of these threads.
>>154230900>The AFL conducted an 'extended audit' covering the 2019-2024 seasons, which found that the Cats did not breach the AFL's total player payments limit, or the AFL player movement rules, at any time in that period. meanwhile picrel, priority pick, and shitloads of cash
>p*rn poster banned>cats hater seethingAll is good
>>154230920nigga u gay
i cant control my porn addiction anymore
>>154230923what on earth does father son have to do with academies? chuck collingwood on there for getting 2 x daicos and moore for nothing?
>>154230900pretty sure the totality of butters' fines is higher than this
>>154230921volumes
>>154230923>Sam Marshall - pick 25>Ty Gallop - pick 42>Bruce Reville - signed as a Category B rookie at 22 after going undrafted for 4 yearsThese players could've been drafted by any team that wanted them badly enough but no one bid higher or in Reville's case even took notice of him.
banesperg finna arc up
>>154230931How is it impacting your life?
>>154230952so true
>>154230873>$10M to fly 50 people interstate 15 times a yearlmao
you guys are too dumb to understand economics
Have you guys noticed that Essendon are the pretty boy team? They have a bunch of good looking players, they're not very good though.
dons iggs wildcard
>>154230965literally who is good looking aside from durham?I may be willing to concede zach reid but that's a stretch
>>154230970archer may be good looking
Tom Mitchell did the Pointsbet ad on AFL 360 and it looked like a hostage video
>>154230975he fucked the lines up a few times also kekmakes me wonder how many hours they spent doing re takes and that was the best one
>>154230970Caldwell and Perkins
>>154230965>>1542309701/5>>154230985I'm not giving you caldwell, he's strange looking
>>154230959Where are you getting $10 million from?>Brisbane (minus $1.2 million flag money) $29,162>North Melbourne $26,537>St Kilda $26,537
>>1542308591. give those soles a pumice stone2. get rid of the fucking toe rings
>>154230989Well you have high standards don't you?
>>1542309892/5
>>154230995They don't need a pumice stone
>>154231002well get rid of the toe rings and dry them soles off. toe rings fucking RUIN the vibe
>>154230993>basketcase clubs that shouldn't exist
>>1542310013/5>>154230997what is good looking about caldwell? he has a kind of bulldog face and his eyes are weird
>>154230993>north melbourne and st kilda>two basket case clubs that should be foldedthe benchmark is around $20m for serious clubs
got this poof in a tizzy rating mens attractiveness kek
>>1542310104/5
>>154231010jones prior(<3) may redman caddy not attractive? you're fucked in the head mate
>>154230816>Brisbane have nearly 100 frees for more than anyone else>Port and swans big leaders in frees againstInteresting
>>154230556god I hope you're right
>>154230989>>154231001>>154231010>>154231016You're a fucking idiot mate
>>1542310165/5so of the 45 players on the list, we have:5 objectively handsome4 passablethe rest ugly>>154231015not gay, just proving a point>>154231017you're fucked in the head if you think fucking jones and redman and prior are anywhere close to handsome
bad discipline is bad football
wouldnt mind seeing if she has some feeling down there
>>154231023>not gayopinion mocked and ridiculed
>>154231013So Pies, Swans, Dogs, Port, and Demons aren't serious clubs either?
>>154230816I was informed that having more frees is actually a sign of a talented team with great tackling, and having an absurdly high free differential is actually a good thing.
crazy how bane get shitloads of extra cash, priority picks, unique academy rules, underpriced father/son picks, and the most free kicks awarded to them
>>154231032>Even crippled women are getting unnecessary tattoosSad.
Theres no gays in /afl/
>>154231036Yes except for the Pies
Oh wait theres banepoof
>>154231044I am literally, unironically gay, no joke.
this makes the shatsfag seethe at bane
>>154231041>crazy how bane get shitloads of extra cashComparable to other clubs in emerging markets. Are you going to be complaining every week about how much Tassie gets over the next decade?>priority picksFalse.>unique academy rulesFalse.>underpriced father/son picksFalse.>and the most free kicks awarded to themMeaningless.
evening alf
>>154230923>2 father/sons in 2022 and 1 in 2024>0 father/son picks for cold toast>father/son was abooooosed by le north!!!>father/son must le go!!!!
>>154231038Only if you actually tackle a lot, but bane average around #7 most tackles for the last 6 years so there is something else at play in their case
>>154231053I'd like to see you prove it
>>154231063Evening mate, looking good
>>154231063Is this from that documentary with the Swedish girls at the outback hotel?
Dont like how they have this champion data fuckhead on First Crack
>>154231074yep watched it last night, really good flick reminded me of wake in fright
>>154231070What sort of evidence would you accept?
Jay Clark should actually be on AFL 360 with Whately, Lyon should host On The Couch and Dixon should host First Crack
>>154231079The guys were weirdos but those girls were dumb as fuck
What was the name of the long-as-tits Youtube documentary about how the moon landing was all faked? It was posted here 1-3 weeks ago or somethingTa lads
>>154231078You don't like hearing about meme stat of the week that makes no difference and when it proves to be irrelevant a couple weeks later they never speak of it again?
>>154231088No I don't
>>154231084Jay Clark isn't anywhere near interesting enough to make a one way conversation about the footy interesting for an hour. Lyon was better on On the Couch but I don't hate him on 360. Clark sucks on First Crack though. First Crack used to be the show that talks only about weekly in game issues and all he can talk about is trade shit.
>>154231086Nevermind, I found it: "American Moon"
Not sure how I feel about this.
>>154231085true, it's interesting to see what kind of people live out there, and it's not even "that" remote being near kalgoorlie
>>154231092Thats why you put him 360 so him and Whately can spout off about shit no one cares about
>>154231099the men who died in Flanders fields would unite to kill those who push fag shit on our society
>>154231080You know
>>154231101Yeah idk how they do it, seems depressing as fuck
Apparently Cameron Green is struggling in the IPL
shatsfags getting gaj, nathan ablett, and tomahawk for free: *silence*shatsfags when bane gets the two ashcrofts and fletcher under the same system: REMOVE IT NOW IT'S UNFAIR!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpuKu3F0BvYshadowbanned on youtube btw
fuck up banepoof
>>154231140To be fair, the abletts weren't rated that high prior to the draft, not sure about hawkins
>>154231158and fletcher was? his father was a total unremarkable journeyman
>>154231068Some observations>In 2024, Bane and Port were ranked 1st and 2nd Frees For, and ranked 2nd and 1st for Tackles inside Forward 50. Bane have performed quite well with Ti50 between 2020-2025. Guess which team is currently ranked number 1 for this statistic in 2026?>Bane have played more games than any other team between 2020 and 2025, having never missed a finals series. More games naturally means higher totals on stats.>Curiously, despite having the most Frees in total for many seasons, Brisbane have never once had the highest average frees in a season, nor the lowest average frees against. In 2024, they were #1 for Total Frees For, but 9th for Avg. Frees For
>>154231167What does that matter? Jaspa was rated high, other teams wanted him but Brisbane had priority.
how are my baldbros holding up?
You need a strongly built Black Woman to carry your child
>>154231188good mate
>>154231192kaur
Reckon they'll play that audio and get an audio specialist in that appeal or are the lawyers low IQ enough to try refuting muh (im)balance of probabilities
need to make sure i don't eat so much i immediately need to shit
need to make out
Nick Foot will be umpiring Gold Coast vs. Essendon this Saturday
>>154231244Don't forget to place your bets!
>>154231249Essendon is a STEAL
herpes on my dick make my sh stick to my undies
>>154231249Unironically speaking, there will be an agenda here>IF they want the game to go smoothly THEN the umps will keep the whistle away --> More match flow --> Higher score --> Overs is the bet>IF they want to push their umps good players bad agenda THEN they will put umps into the spotlight more than ever --> More stoppages --> More setup --> Lower score --> Unders is the bet
i'm a bigoted and prejudiced person
>The #AFL360 panel are baffled after revelations a jury member in Zak Butters' Tribunal case was "in transit" during the hearing.Lol. Lmao even.
>>154231281crisp grace tame
>>154231285they were saying the whole thing should be thrown out because it's farcical lol
>>154231140Don't forget 6 time All-Australian Matthew Scarlett who they got with pick 45 under the old father-son rules.
>>154231158>not sure about hawkinsHe would've gone pick 1. He won the Larke Medal in the champs and kicked a bunch of bags. Quayle said he was the best junior she'd ever seen back when she was doing draft reports for the Age and the Vic Metro coach said he was the best kid he'd coached since Judd. On the same level of hype pre-draft as Daicos, Ashcroft or Daniher.
im putting together a team
I know that people always argue well in the workplace I'd lose my job over what Butters said but in reality if you said something harmless and someone alleged you said they were corrupt and that got you fired or docked pay or suspended without pay and it was all based on his word against yours and you had material witnesses backing you up and they didn't and things like people who deliberated on the decision weren't even present at the meeting but calling in while they were in their car driving to the golf club. That's when you get an industrial lawyer involved and take the company for all it's worth. That is what happens in real life in these sorts of situations. I know some dumbass will say well my friend got fired for "x" bullshit reason so we have no power. No that's because your mate is a dumbass like you and should of gone to an Industrial lawyer and gotten his pound of flesh out of the company. That's what smart people do in real life.
>>154231312id lose my job for saying faggot but not for asking how much someone earns
i'm self-employed and running a failing business, but at least it fills gaps in the resume
I have deep seeded self hatred
>>154231327Can you hire me? You don't have to pay.
Sainters
>>154231331*deep-seated
>>154231312the equivalent in a workplace would be "are you trying to sabotage us" or something to the same effectwould be extremely easy to talk your way out of. a stray comment doesnt mean jackshit particularly in the context of someone doing something you disagree withwould be different if you wrote an email alleging sabotage since its an actual formal accusation (guess the afl equivalent would be putting up a social media post saying the refs corrupt)
would love to see Bobby Hill back on the teamour forward line is disastrous atm and he would help
>>154231201This is quite a clever joke
Why is my favourite website taking so long to load
>>154231358What is he up to anyway?
>>154231358Unfortunately Bobby has traded black and white stripes for crack and white lines
>>154231363Maintenance bullshit.
>>154231360im glad someone noticed
>>154231373apparently he is making his way back to vfl sooni have my fingers crossed
>>154231357Imagine you work for the government in some sort of regulatory sense then an accusation of corruption would be apt.
>>154231358Finished as an elite footballer. Pies fucked up by extending him to 2030. I'll be astonished if we ever see him play again desu.
>>154231420I have no idea but I want to see him play again.
>>154231420Fuck are you talking about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l00kH-eVEzI
one of our refineries is on fire bros
bane
>>154231699So half our refineries are fucked then? Great.
>>154231710nothing ever happens
>>154231699Geelong locals heard the price of oil had gone up so tried to get some instead of their usual copper.
Have we started the fire?
we didnt start the fire
>>154231699Albo reckons we're fine and I trust Albo!
>>154232244The fire was started by the ____ so they could attack Albo!
/sp/ keeps making fun of our boy gout gout
sick of these shit lusy.ai ads
>>154233578oh no better sign him to the bane academy
In Geelong we grow up worshipping the flame on top of the shell refinery, everyone also grows up believing if the flame stops burning that the whole of Geelong gets destroyed (unironically)
It's not too late (yet) to buy a pushbike.
This smells like hippies. Goddamn, what a clanger>>154231784tapping oil is an african past time. i'm not saying it was future draft picks, but it was definitely some future draft picks. of the african type. plus rape is legal in geelong. for cats players. and bags of cash. geelong need some african players. otherwise racisms.
why would I buy a bike when I CAN TAKE YOURS FOR LITTLE TO NO EFFORT.
>LIV golf shutting downlucky SA has barry round and soon, the motorbikes or the sporting world would have no idea who they are
adelaide is going to be richer and more important than smellbum in a decade
wouldn't back that that but i would bet on it having more Aussies
>Police have arrested 27 year old Lara man who works as an 'independent sports journalist' in relation to Geelong refinery blaze
>>154235625Fake news
>>154235625Interesting. There was also a 27yo 'independent sports journalist' from Lara who was arrested earlier for stealing shorts, socks and sports bras from a girls football club. Wonder if they're the same guy
>>154235625Fuck off it wasn't me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf1-YUjfNlg
>>154235625Have we heard from scoops lately?
Good morning alf
Went back to sleep, feeling way more crisp now
>>154236008based (fellow) unemployed
i wish i could sleep
I’ve given up
My mother is a cold hearted witch
I suffer from generational trauma
gmafuck the usa
>>154236105Does your brother play for the Adelaide Crows?
do you guys believe in ghosts?
>>154236304No im not a child or retarded
>>154236304that wasn't troy or adam selwood you saw. they had two other brothers
>>154236304no but I've got some thoughts on reincarnation
>>154236304Of course, just watch Curnow when he's playing in a big game.
i like my job but i hate the fact that i have to take the bus in. even though i have a car, parking anywhere nearby is way too fucking expensive since i work in the city.
Nick Daicos is playing footy tonight Poggers
I reckon Carlton will get up tonight. Disappointed I didn't tip them
Tasmania fucking the AFL over alreadyhttps://www.afl.com.au/news/1498294
>Hawthorn's match against Gold Coast at UTAS Stadium in Launceston, which was originally scheduled to start at 12.15pm AEST, has been moved back 15 minutes to a 12.30pm AEST start time.>This is because of Tasmania's Anzac Day Observance Act 1929, which prevents any sporting events in the state on Anzac Day from starting before 12.30pm.Former VFL is a total bush league
Has anyone ever called Hugh Jackman ‘huge ACKman’
>>154236304There's one practicing medicine in Footscray
>>154235625All it takes is one bad day...
>A fire has broken out at one of the two remaining oil refineries producing fuel for Australians, with emergency services responding to reports of "explosions and flames".>The blaze has raised concerns about fuel supplies as it produces 50 per cent of Victoria's and 10 per cent of Australia's fuel.This is 100% intentional. Societal collase being accelerated by the NWO globalist pedo elite. Cars will be illegal soon.
we're so backfeels good man
>>154236731
push bike recommendations?
>>154236731meds
>>154236797something without any petroleum based products would be my suggestion, tyres inner tubes etc all reliant on petroleum. good luck!
>>154236797Mongoose
one more sleep till catters
hope fred don't gape my igg this weekend
boring ahh cunts
collingwood are FUCKED
kekKEKK E K
nick "zero brownlows" daicos
>>154237200lol
>>154237219Not even Bont has a brownlow and he's a far better footballer than Daicos
>>154237200Bros speed running becoming Australia’s most hated man
>>154237200Normalfags posting 4chan-esque unhinged messages under their actual names is hilarious
>>154237267don't think the afl would change how umpires voote because the bont hasn't won one
>>1542372934chansissies... I thought we were the crude ones but we're hiding behind anonymity
"we're" can be a contraction of "we are" and "we were" right?
>>154237200Based!! Cookers abusing people involved in footy will always be hilarious
Got to the doctors 15 mins early. Bet I dont get in til half an hour late as usual.
>>154236785crisp reaction to a retarded post tbqhwy
im done with australia
>>154237619Nani????
I want an India gf who grew up in Australia so she isn’t a typical Indian but has a brown pussy
Did Jaryd Dawson actually kill himself or was it an accident
>>154237619crisp every prime minister for the last 60 years
planet earth is an open sewer, and humans are the ratsI pray for nothing but the extinction of the human race
i wish i lived in a country where everyone was ugly, angry and miserable
Nick Daicos is so fucken sick at footy
>>154238084applied for a visa to india yet mate?
>>154236731>This is 100% intentional.No shit though I'm not confident the actual reasons why are they ones you suggest.
>>154238084You can always go back home, Rajesh.
>no english and no richardsbulldogs are FUCKED
>>154238084the uk should be good for you
so tired of life sick of it
>Fire shuts down one of only two refineries left in the nation>A few weeks ago the largest fertiliser plant in the nation was announced it would be shut down for 2 months to repair damage from power outage Pure cohencidence.
>>154238357You’re terminally online mate, step away from the screen for a few hours.
why don't you Australians watch a real sport like basketball. come on it's the 4th quarter.
>>154238418I loved basketball as a kid, but every game goes the same way. the majority of the game the basically even and then it being decided in the last two minutes.
>>154238418Yeah 4th quarter, so the game has another 2 hours until it finishes. All American sports are stop/start because you’re all fat fucks
>>154238456the amount of ad breaks really does drive me insane.
death to the usa
>>154238418Basketball is a shadow of what the game was 20 years ago which was already worse than what it was in the 80s and 90s. It's not just nostalgia either. Compare highlights from a recent season to a compilation from the 90s. Virtually a different game entirely. Sad because it used to be good to watch.
we're on the brink of ww3 and nobody cares
>>154238565I hope it happens
>>154238565nothing ever happens until I see nukes dropping nothing will ever happen
>>154238565Everyone is just trudging through life either given up or waiting for something to happen. The world hasn't felt like a real and cohesive place for the last five years minimum.
>>154238595pretty much this
Imagine living in one of those Russian shitholes like Chechnya or Dagestan where everyone is a terrorist
>>154238919still sounds less horrible than the hipster filled shithole that is melbourne
>>154238945Victoria had 13 ministers resign without pay this week. What's going on?
>>154239041making way for CFMEU people
being weird and spergy with the tradie fixing something in the house and then thinking about your social failure for the rest of the day
if you think you're a normalchad in real life you're delusional kek
Tempted by under 155 tonight. I expect Pies to win but they just don't score heavily even when they do anymore. In fact neither team has posted a score in the 90s or higher this year.
>>154239164had some guys come check the smoke detectors in my apartment todaythey arrived early before I had got rid of the 5 bags of trash I cleaned up this morning
>>154239164Maybe I'm just getting too old to care anymore but I genuinely couldn't give a fuck about what any tradie working on my house thinks of me.
sharton could win this
It was sunny outside 20 minutes ago and now it's dark and rainy. Guess where I live. Hint: there's only one place in Australia like this.
>>154239301northern queensland
chief keef might be the only rapper i likeotherwise more of a metalhead
>>154239310crisp townsvilleGODwould rather live there than smellbum
>>154239313have you listened to Guru, Big Pun or MF DOOM?
I spent half the day lying in bed staring at the ceiling
time hack for gogetters: piss in the sink while you brush your teeth
>>154239373Josh Schache posts on /afl/?
i hate loud music and live music
>>154238565we are already in it
>>154239397A little different but I brush my teeth while taking a shitNot for timesaving reasons though, just started doing it when I was a kid instead of reading shampoo bottles
>>154239476rank
>>154239485pvt. hospital cover, reporting for duty sir
Im bringing sexy back
shaved my head with a 1
>>154239538I want to buzz short but I'm nervous about how I'll look with short hair. I guess it grows back.
>>154239485poo particles dont exist and you're a retard for believing the lies
>>154239593Wipe your ass with your pillow, sleep on it and then after a few days let your eyes tell you whether poo particles exist.
>>154239600youre conflating mythical poo particles and real poo solids
>poo particles
if poo particles were real, you'd get ill every time you ate pussy
the only real desire I have left in this life is to drink and wank
going walking in a thunderstorm on the slight chance i get struck by lightning and die because itd pay out life insurance for my fiancee
>>154239625crisp jordan dawsons brother
>>154239623This except I don't drink.
>>154239625shell be fucking some other cunt before youre in the ground
>>154239687not my problem
>>154239695didnt ask champ
>>154239708you implied it chief
>>154239713dont even know what that means
people should be disgusted at suicide and not mourn them
how's your language learning coming along, alf?
>>154239723yeah jog on cowboy
>>154239735tough talk cuck
>PHAWOR THESE TWO TEAMS
>>154239737don't start shit you cant finish big dog
It's a Hungry Jack's night tonight.
>>154239742fair enough mate, was just trying to bump the thread and generate some interest my bad mate
choose kindness /afl/
no one gives a fuck about me
Saucony ride 18s are 99 dollars from bigw onlinetheyre pine green and white, ugly as fuck but theyre elite runners and a steal for 99ozbargain hasnt seen em yet
suckon this mate
>>154239764midge sizes tho
real vardrid AND farcalona getting fucked out of the CL feels damn good man
The difference between a boy and a man. It's about taste, refinement, elegance. It's something one must develop and grow into over time.
>>154239749yeah all good dude
>>154239783Crisp, I'm liking PSG from here
>>154239785thought that was kelli underwood on the left
>>154239783wrong thread fuckhead get lost
>Albanese's government secures 26 hours worth of diesel from Brunei and South Korea and holds a press conference to announce itJesus Christ, just how fucking dire are things really?
without trucks australia stops
>>154239807false. The Australian continental land mass is entirely indifferent to whether trucks are operational on it. And Australia moves approximately 7 centimeters (about 2.7 inches) northeast every year whether or not trucks are operational
>>154239769theyve got us12 11.5 12 left.
who is baking the next thread
>>154239819might link /nrl/ as a funny prank
yeah the same way we have to listen to you drone on
typical little bitch
>>154239807>churns up your road in 6 months
Going to all you can eat for dinner :)
>>154239819Thinking I'll include a list of the upcoming games with their local starting times
>>154239785big chungus
>>154239807trvke
>>154239869just remember all you can eat is not always all you should eat
>>154239891Didn’t ask for advice mate
only the mongrel infested cities will stop if trucks went away, us country folk can look after ourselves.
>>154239895you're asking for a knuckle sandwich now champ
>>154239898desu the whole fucking country stops without trucks and if they're spruiking one extra day's worth of fuel as a big deal we've got to be running on fumes.
>>154239898based ruralistocrat
>>154238919>lock eyes with a pretty girl on the street in bakalakadakagrad>later her brothers, father, cousins and uncles all show up at your front door with her demanding you fight them in a mma fight and then marry her afterwards
blud was chuddha in 2015
i could have fixed her
>>154239901Don’t want anything from you dickhead
>>154239932She was already beyond saving.
I'll get around to fixing her tomorrow
All the home teams this week thanks mate
>>154239869what's the place?
>>154239946Your mums vagina
some real fucking dickheads in here
>87% of normies tipping pieslooking forward to climbing the ranks
>>154239952fuck walked into that one
>>154239906I grow my own food and I have solar panels and I have starlinkI will be good if the country were to stopI am basically a sovereign citizen
>>154239961how to find a gf like this
>>154239869make sure you don't grab the plastic lobster by mistakeoh, and try to sue the restaurant if you eat all there is to eat and you're still hungry
Newy>>154239972
>>154239957I just said all the home teams mate. Pies are done for.
>>154239964>Hey, I'd be fine if the whole country stopped?And how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
dawson is out
>>154240031Wow, hot scoop.
Selling my car, I can’t handle the fuckwits on the road anymore. Old people, women and Asians shouldn’t be allowed to drive between the hours of 8am-8pm
I'm still here
