Low effort - I have the flu, please send prayers or wishes or good vibes cause this flu is kicking my arse editionNRL>GAME 1North Queensland Cowboys v Manly Sea-Eagles7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Queensland Country Bank Stadium1.59-2.36>Queensland Country Bank Stadium hosts a Thursday evening blockbuster as the top-four Cowboys host a revitalised Manly side looking for their third straight win. The North Queensland Cowboys enter this fixture in formidable touch, having secured a gritty 35-31 victory over the Broncos last week. Their offence is humming, averaging 26 points per game this season. The Manly Warringah Sea Eagles have steadied their campaign with two clinical victories, most recently a 28-18 win over the Dragons. Their defence has tightened significantly, conceding only 36 points across their last two outings. The Sea Eagles dominated the 2025 series, winning both matches, a 42-12 Round 1 demolition and a 6-24 victory in Round 11. Historically, Manly holds a 23-15 advantage over the Cowboys, with a strong record of 12 wins from 20 trips to Townsville. Cowboys 1-12 3.15Cowboys 13+ 2.75Sea-Eagles 1-12 3.80Sea-Eagles 13+ 5.25Cowboys -4.5 1.90 Sea-Eagles +4.5 1.90previous thread >>154183566
*sends thready prayers, thoughts and well wishes* xoxoalso honestly a tough pick for tomorrow
>>154231208*kisses your arse better*
unironically been enjoying watching the sea eagGODs since forGOD took over
Might stop by OPs house tomorrow and give him some chicken noodle soup to make him feel better
>>154231272based
It's not Thursday yet
>>154231435Check out the big brain on anon! You’re a smart motherfucker that’s right it’s not Thursday yet
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXJfIdQAMUP/kenty has bitten back
>>15423150130 seconds my life well spent, most based thing kenty has said since his last post
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXF4luaElxo/
OP posting early incase he dies he’s still getting his work done, what a legend
>>154231523
>umpire
>>154231300>Dragons winning >Fans are happy This video is probably so old that those kids are grumpy balding old men by now
There's going to be a terminal Dragons customer out there whose family make an AI 'Dragons win the premiership' video to send him into the great beyond happy
>The case involved Canberra driver Umair Ayyub, who worked for Uber from 2018 until his deactivation in 2025 because of a rule requiring its delivery drivers to maintain an average customer satisfaction rating of at least 85 per cent on their last 100 trips.>Shortly after the rule was announced, Ayyub was given a warning in February 2025, due to his 81 per cent average. He was issued two further warnings in the subsequent three months. After his final warning in May, the driver managed to improve his average rating score to 85.7 per cent.>However, Uber proceeded to sack him because his customer feedback scores also failed to meet a secondary performance requirement that only kicked in for drivers issued a warning: that their 10 most recent deliveries where customers decided to give a rating also had to be more than 85 per cent positive.Very very interesting. You often see them hovering in the 80s.
> Umair AyyubWOMP WOMP cancel his visa send him back
>NSW plan to use 2 hookers in this upcoming series Ahh I'm so glad Laurie is already leaking his game plan this early
>>154231899OP needs to learn that if he dies the world will move on and that there is no reason at all to make a thread before 7:00am of game day
>>154231899>>154236452>the duality of the /nrl/ family
>>154236452Based Seibold
Kayo just lost Super Netball and losing ESPN to Disney+ is pretty much inevitable $45 a month btw
>>154236888paying the full 45 is a skill issue so easy to get discounts
>>154237043True, but still they can't keep justifying the price if they keep losing shit. They lose the NRL and it's over
No not the super netball!!!!
based 4ch fixing their site before the footy starts
>>154236398Yeah but what about during the game?
>>154237188Yeah Foxtel loses NRL and they're going to go the way of the Dodo.
>>154237958I sub for cricket and nrlif either one of those drops then ill unsubstill dont know why they dont offer cheaper subs for just what you want to watch - i dont need 95% of the content on kayo
>>154237958The fuck is the riddler doing on /nrl/?!?
>>154238017I have no idea why the fuck the Aussie flag isn't showing up.
>>154238038they were changing servers and it broke the geoip temporarily
I would love the NRL to be on the same subscription service as one or more of Super Rugby, A League or English Premier League.
>>154238478I would not because that would mean being forced to listen to Matt Thompson.
>>154237958based ayy lmao poster
dont forget your tips and sc peem x
thanks babe
>>154237958shut the fuck up Ivan
>>154239269Thanks G also week 3 of the SuperCoach app not loading
>>154239900Sounds like cope, it’s fine for everyone else
Manly 1-12
Cowwies 12-16
Reluctantly tipping cows but hoping for a manly win.
Used another fucking boost and my peem is still in fucking shambles.
made 2 unremarkable trades and feel no stronger for it2 weeks in a row of my players on average scoring well beneath their expected total, so maybe if they just pulled their finger out
>Grant Anderson to the Warriors till the end of 2029Not content with just breaking the storms win streak, Wahs are dismantling their roster too
*loads up and does my tippies and SC until next thursday*
feel like today is dragging on forever start the bloody footy ffs
praying for OP to recover quickly from the flu
gonna go cowwies womanly barely beat the poogans
F O O T YOOTY
Manly let the foot off against Dragons and I want to believe in Fozball
>>154240266>Not content with just breaking the storms win streak, Wahs are dismantling their roster tooHe doesn’t know
Based whistling ad
Based skeleton ad
based basketball maccas ad
>luai's back*puts house on poocos to win*
Don’t see Bob Katter at the footy much
Since you guys suck at tipping the first game of the round here is the answer before the game even starts.cowboys win today. Manly really got lucky last week and should not of beaten the dragons. Only some turbo magic bailed them out.They also cant sustain their energy from the last 2 weeks trying to play for their new coach.
>haven't lost to the cowwies in qld for the last decadeNOOOOO LET ME CHANGE MY TIP FARRRRKKK
uniforms are a bit clashy
THE bet
Piss poor turnout
Nice jam
6 more for getting the forearm on the neck
>>154240584Thursday night is bound to be a dud up there. Traditionally they’re a Saturday night crowd, gives everyone time to travel after work Friday or Saturday morning
Coco moment
might not be the best idea to pass when you're face to face with the line lads
pooboys bros...
Comfy footy is back fuck yea
soft obstruction
Are the seagulls rigging these results or is their new manager gud
probably
>>154240622
>trade a guy in>he turns to fucking shitLike fucking clockwork
Short and going to the bunker like that has given an advantage to the defence
>>154240638based entire cowwies peem trader iner
Seagulls are rigging this
Warnie was right about the seagulls
OWW MY HAMMY
its happened again :(
Cow tippers now is our chance
Noooo
>>154240662>Cow tippers
>>154240662there is only a few of them!
bit of a pooey game so far
the wahs could beat both these shit peems
Manly are fun to watch, they just keep throwing it around
>>154240673kek. i’m glad someone appreciated that. thanks for the (You)
Wtf Townsville is like a 15 hour drive from brisbane
>pooly are going 3-0 after sacking seiboldForan is going to be a premiership winning coach and I fucking love it.
seems like Cowwies AND there fans have forgotten to turn up tonight
What the fuck is with this bal handling?
>>154240707>theretheir
>>154240714*they’re
I was trying to think up a story about going camping to QLD on holidays as a kid near a beach, and me and my brother used to sneak out in the evening to go cow tipping behind the banana bending factory. But it needs work
Just turned the game on. Cowpatsisters... care to explain?
>the score is 10-4 and you know what that means https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmss
Based Drago
>>154240721you have to be 18 to post here m8COWBACK
COWBACK
HEIL HESS
>first time in manly’s twenty>tryGood defence manly, not
>>154240725They suck but they will probably win by default now that Tommy T has died.
>>154240730This was back in the early 90’s obviously. All those banana bending factories were moved to the Philippines during the Howard years
Elite strip
>getting stolen from by luke brooks
>>154240750have another one m8
Pass it Chester you fool
>>154240754wut
There’s two penalties there
TOTAL TRBOJEVIC DEATH
>all the Trbojevic are coming off Trbojevic more like Glassjevic
Trgonevic Bros
Based Burbo keeping the family alive
Turbo needs a special skull cap for his hammy
Good try but it won’t count
>it’s still a try no matter whywtf is wrong with Cronk
That’s got to be offside
another round another round of shit calls
HOLY REFBALLO
Pooly are going to run out of power soon
The bunker has angles we aren’t shown on tv
>contentious offside call>broadcast never shows a slow mo of the side wide angle hmmmm don’t know how much more of this facade I can take desu
game gear not working
Is this going to be another 60+ combined points game
needs a full face motorcycle helmet
Do you think that maybe for the sake of the product that they should show the definitive angle on the fucking TV?
holy fuck I’m about to go apeshit here I’ve got a cricket in the roof that hasn’t stopped chirping for 2.5 hrs
>challenging that KEKEKEKEK
>>154240832>just coconut things
That was Garrick’s fault. He needs to hit the line harder so they fully commit and tackle him without the ball
just Coco captain things
>>154240830You can tell the temperature by the frequency of their chirps
>>154240842Lmao
>>154240838holy fuck you’re retarded
>>154240838Hamole watched Garrick fuck up his run. He watched this for several seconds, then still elected to throw the pass. Hamole is retarded and it was it’s his responsibility to not throw that fucking pass.
>>154240849the louder the hotter it is?
YEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWW don't you fucking dare you cunts
Manly defence like butter
>>154240842You hate on us cus you know we're the best football players
>high contact 8 point penalty try
thats a 8 point penalty try!!! high contact and a foot disrupter
>>154240856The faster they chirp the hotter it is. Like the more chirps per minute
CHECK HIS SPORTSBET ACCOUNT
Cow fans on suicide watch
poowater
>poowater
supercoach should NOT give those try points to wacom. they're hopoates points
Strange game
drinkwater more like spilllollies
>>154240868so if I throw the air con it might slow this annoying cunt down?
Drinky already at St George mentally
Sorry lads I broke poowater by buying him in SC
>>154240890Yeah it will absolutely
kek remember last week when the luminaries of this general hailed Drinkwater as an Elite fullback?
>>154240893based defensive specialist
>lets bring in more peems it'll be great
cowpats are absolutely mentally annihilated
wtf happened at Cows training this week?
>>154240898He’s very clutch, also a little bit rocks or diamonds. I really like him too. He wins games
half time wank looms
Drinkwater deadset must be throwing this game wtf
>>154240906>getting mindbroken by Poolykek KEK K E K
>there are rumours that Foz is using his recent past connections to bribe players to play like shit so he gets the coaching gig
Womanly sisters, could this year genuinely be our year?
>>154240917Who’s the inspiration
>>154240917See you in 30 seconds m8
>>154240911little bit? did you see the cunt just pull away from that ball? the dude is completely unreliable
reckon we know for certain now that seibold is a dogshit coach
Thinking Cows might want to score at least 3 more tries than Manly in this 2nd half.
>>154240925tiffy ofc
>>154240917based /gif/chad
did i just see Keilee Joseph in an Eels jersey? news to me
The presenter with the weird teeth definitely wanks to the women presenters
I find the meme idea that seibold is just genuinely too high iq and autistic to actually connect with footy players so they refuse to listen to anything he says funny
Whats for din dins lads
>>154240956she signed last year ya bloody boofhead
Test
>>154240965Who do yous reckon are the highest and lowest IQ coaches in the nrl currently?
nah this is just a regular first grade match m8
BWA
Can anyone get david middleton on the phone. I want to know how many games per season tom troblalblaladgvic has actually played
>>154240985Todd Peyton seems pretty low IQ to be honest.
Is there a way to get yourself tested for retardation?
>>154240999how many games did you play champion?
I haven't played pokemon champions at all
>Live from DarwinLiterally for what purpose
Seibold has to be the worst coach of all time. It’s hard to actually comprehend how bad he is.
pretty Stephen Kearney is the worst coach of all time. The dude was completely clueless and uninspiring.
stephen kearney is NOT pretty
he was too busy coachmaxxing to be looksmaxxing my guy
>>154241019Spreading the game
>>154241002be careful of your next words
must be weird living in a decent sized city with no professional sports teams
>>154241064Like where
>>154241064based redcliffe
my city only has a wogball team
jesus christ cowwies>bin for fake feeding the scrum anti-fun rule
>>154241064Seems comfy
hmmm how much was Manly 13+?
>>154241076Based cenny Coast methhead
>>154241064Melbourne?
Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer!
>>154241083$5.80
>>154241083$13.00+
seems like they've dropped the disrupter rule ladsthat would have been a penalty last week
Mental that png got a team before the central coast
Gosford IS a city
Mental that we're getting more peems when Poogans and Pooboys exist
>>154241102What could have been.....
darden overrated af yo
>>154241111vgh
>WTF GAME ARE YOU REFFING kek based chad in the crowd
lukewarm poo this
fianlly a poo curse to send a few tries to the cowboys and turn this into a game.
THE POO CURSE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED YOUR TIME IS NOW COWWIES
Irish the air con has done nothing for fucking chirping
OMFG HOW DO YOU NOT FUCKING SCORE THERE FUCKING WINGERS ARE USELESS CUNTS
WHAT CURSE
Norths got absolutely rorted by the NRL. They, Norths that is, did everything asked of them and still got fucked over with the merger (admittedly they agreed to it) and subsequent de-merger. Foz is a Norths junior btw
kek @ Burns absolutely effort mogged
JUST DIVE FOR THE LINE YOU FUCKING SPASTIC
unironically you HAVE to get over the line therethats fuckin weak
Fatfata would’ve scored that
Manly props carving
honestly dock the cowwies fucking pay this round they haven't fucking earned it tonight
Surreal seeing the cowboys like this
That touched grass. GIVE IT
Dats a try brah based Paseka is in my SC peem
that manly coach looks young
Is Foran the greatest coach of all time?
Look how they massacred my ‘boys
the entire NRL family is with fozpeems play like shit against himhis peem plays ok I guess for himUP THE FOZ
Never back the cowboys on a Thursday
manly done well seeing as they lost turbo in the first min
cows breathing a big sigh of relief as no one will be tipping cows for months to come!
fuark what a nice kick
Pooly about to go to 4th on the live ladder.
What the heck
LUKE BROOKS
Fogarty bogarty
Mnaly premiership win would be kinda kino
We want 50!!!
How are the “This man WILL win a premiership” fridgeposters holding up?
kek the Cowwies players must’ve woke up to the fact they were saving Payton’s career
time to give some pity tries to cowshits
>>154241309cute
who run the world?FOZwho run the world? FOZ who runs this motherfu-FOZZZZZZZAH-AH-AH-AH-AH
>HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU?!? kek love an angry qld crowd
forans quite a good lookershame about his voice
Parra gonna get a smack next week
>taking another pooliterally why
still an * hanging over Foz all he's done is beat shit peems
>>154241387celebratory poo
>>154241387Poomiliation ritual
*clears throat ready to boo the cowshits off the field*
>can't even put 50 on the pooboyspooly are finished
Cowbucks, what say ye?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>154241391
>>154241387It’s called bowel movements
>>154241261Crazy tbhqh
Fozball is real - how do you think a Seibs coached peem would’ve reacted to Turbo’s injury??
Why has there never been a decent Polynesian nrl manager?
They're saying Cow-booooys, Cow-booooys
Is Foz still a betting man? Dude used to lay down 200k a weekend like it was nothing
>>154241391lets see how they do against pedref in a couple weekends
no m8 he’s a BETTER man these days
>>154241487that'll be an absolute REF FIGHT
fozfans watched their one game for the round now they'll go hibernate till the next one
>>154240548
new wallie just dropped lads
did drinkwater go out with half the team to get pissed last night to celebrate moving to the dragons? pooboys what the fuck
manly have won in qld against the cowwies for the last DECADE I am a fool to tip them
they won without turbo tootheyre probably going to top 4
why are there so many worthless wingers this seasonjust fucking dive you fat cunt it's your one job
>>154242328>Implying Turbo has anything to offer the team...The bloke is a deadset hand brake. A handicap. A liability.
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