ANTHEM EDITIONLFhttps://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-c
BASED EDITION
the kid laroi was going off
Posting here to cause division
HEAVE HO UNNA
sebelius you cheeky fucker
>>154241167based fredposter
your a fucking faggot sebshit
There has been ONE good kick in the last 10 minutes.
Two bad teams
Loom margin is in
dabloos are on dire
Kind of feel sorry for the postmaxxer
drinking milk
damn you cunts actually left that threadnewfags
>>154241184He's the biggest victim of threadsperg
I hate that we don't postmax anymore. We used to get over 1000 if the janny didn't shot his pants and delete us first
Can someone explain to me why Nick Daicos' tackle numbers are always so low?
>>154241155>>154241167>>154241172>>154241176x
>>154241200Postmaxing is for girls.
fatcat is one of the only good americans that has ever posted in this general
lol one of the players is named carol that's a girls name haha
>>154241209fuck you and fuck your gay country dumb cunt american retard
I'm an attractive person. No I won't post proof, you're just going to have to live with that fact.
>>154241204postmaxxing is gay flexing out muscles with 6 threads in the ‘log every weekend is based
Will Collingwood let Fly oversee the rebuild? That flag has to let him keep the job, right?
>>154241230direct that towards sebshit
>>154241230This >>154241233
>>154241231Rate yourself objectively out of 100.
>>154241234Literally all Buckleys hard work
>>154241231I was an attractive person. Seeing old photos hurts a bit. Where did that guy go?
>>15424124476
Goggles!
>>154241204those midweek postmaxx'd threads were our high point as a general
Chris Mayne.... now there was a player
>>15424124469
>fred only just beat this "team"pretenders?
bit in this game>>154241254crisp
all the other players copied baz's wide headband
The clippers are on*click click*
>>154241259post yo titties
>>154241234He convinced them they were a flag chance so they topped up. Now they're cooked and will need to rebuild while Tasmania is coming in, kek.He'll leave because they are DONE and he'll be able to get a head job at a team with a decent list as he's a proven premiership coach.
>>154241244ive got a very aesthetic shaped face and great hairblue eyes teeth are a bit yellow though and im 5'10 so im about a 67
love farting on my gf's face
How do we feel about the KFC tower burger and by extent, hash browns in burgers?
>>154241273more of a thin headband man melarge ones are too showboaty
Order from Yeezy came today, ordered it last September kek
>>154241252janny hated us. i remember once when xhe deleted us at 999
>>154241277>5'10<50, m8.
>>154241269was just thinking this. MY Fred yet to play someone decent (bar Geelong)
just rolling by , any good spergouts tonight?
>>154241279Really?
So true
>>154241274They got eliminated from the play in today m8
dick seems to be working again
>>154241280The zinger stacker is the only product that needs to be on the menu
>>154241301not me mine isnt
>>154241288nah my results are too good for that to be the case
>>154241244think my lips are too big and my jaw sucks other than that not bad i'd put myself at a 62
>>154241280i make a brekky muffin with egg, caramelised onions, mushrooms and a hashbrown. is that a burger?
fuck sebshit and fuck turkfaggot
David King reckons it’s Nick Daicos or bust
I have diehard bloos supporters (italians} diehard pies supporters on the corner (3 generations of greeks I think)hmmm bins out tomorrow I expect some proper med shitflinging
>>154241276>he'll be able to get a head job at a team with a decent list as he's a proven premiership coachNot too many vacant jobs at clubs with decent lists around unless Longmuir can't make the finals. Maybe Nicks too.
>>154241313>think my lips are too bigFull lips or out turned stereotypical 'black' lips (from racist cartoons)?Women love (and get jealous) if you have the big lips.
>>154241319there it is
>>154241316No meat?
>>154241301sameand all it took was a visit to the fart thread to peruse some girl braps
The little genius!
BIGDICKNICK
HOLY LITTLE MASTER.>Centre clearance>Give off the goal assist>Go and kick the goal yourself when the spaz teammate fucks it up
GOAL OF THE YEAR are they fucking serious lmao
>>154241328sometimes a sausage patty, but i like it hust as much without. i always do a slice of burger cheese though.
Did someone say nick daicos 4th quarter heroics?
>>154241316That sounds disgusting
BALDSPOTEXPOSED NICKMALAKA
>>154241319Based kingy
>>154241329kinda defeats the purpose when you cant smell it thoughbeit?
>>154241318>>154241236Grace Brothers, Sydney 5 minutes, champ x
Spic Ga- ACK!
Oscar sneed
kwab dean
NICK DAICOS IS THE BEST PLAYER TO EVER EXIST
Now even Josh Daicos is getting in the act.Daicosbros shit all over the Ashcroftbros.>They've started the camera shots of Voss on the sidelinesKEK
this games over
>>154241352Unironically good
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>154241325hmm full i guess, not mick jagger tier but desu maybe being full lipped out like him would be betteri do have giant eyelashes though or so the optometry always say but apparently men just have larger eyelashes in general>>154241339knowing the afl it probably will get it desu
uh oh carlton look gassed again
>>154241348in a pinch i can rip my own ones and imagine it's her i'm breathing in
UH OHFARLTON
lmaoit's over
Can't go ruining Nick Daicos' 100th game. In fact, he'll cap it off by getting the opposition coach sacked.
>those defenders both fucking that and just watching the goal happenyep over
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHNONONONONONONONO
So it happened AGAIN
ANY CUTE WOG GFs LOSING THEIR SHIT IN THE CROWD?
19 points in 3 minutes
get ready to record some more blues crowd chimpouts
How does it keep happening? It's beyond a coaching issue imo.
>>154241342the palate of A IDIOT
if nic daicos and collingwood wins I'm hanging myself and i will make sure nic knows he killed a man
Get Elijah Hollands on the ball.Is Michael Voss retarded?
THE BLOOS
>>154241392unfit, it's obvious now
THE LITTLE CHAMP
reckon howie knows about 6 players on every team
Steene + Naicos is legit dangerous
HOW GOOD
lmaook I'll admit Nick Daicos is based
>>154241396>Elijah Hollands on the ball.If that's supposed to be his ace in hole he's truly fucked. More like rape in the hole.
Cripps worst game ever?
>>154241412Under Vosso
Sen talkback finna be bussin tomorrow
I could teach Carlton a thing or two about how to finish off some blokes
>7 disposals in 6 minutes>kicked a goal after getting it back for the second time>sets up the fourth goal of the quarterlive shot of daicos haters
Who's going to stand up amongst the Blues and say "come with me boys"
Teams know Carlton are shit in the 4th so play with absolute confidence.Self-fulfilling prophecy desu.
fucking idiots could have been close to 1k now
>>154241419snapper's going to flip his lid
>>154241412Doesn't feel any worse than any of his other games this year desu. He's broken and busted.
Walsh, Cripps, jagga are just bog average
lol'd at that
>has to go forward because he's puffed outKWAB
HEEEEEEEM
>>154241427Alright but you gotta get over it.
Is SEN doing a Carlton fan radio broadcast?
>>154241421against a carlton powerhouse too!
>>154241427https://youtu.be/p_FhbqpQ7nEtabla x
not high btw even i could see that shit
>>154241432Jagga is a 6 game player. Should not be depending on him to be the difference.
turn it up ya soft cunt
THE LITTLE GENIUS
SURELY, you guys feel bad carlton now? This is ridiculous.
NICK DAICOS DOES IT AGAIN
>>154241442Yep. They were talking about it earlier in the week
perryman having a very good half
fucking howie gets a stiffy for nick daicosshut up cunt
SELFLESS
le petit faguette
Literally all you need to do with Carlton is be within 5 goals in the fourth quarter.
>>154241421I'm trusting Carlton to come back and shit on his day.
>>154241455No I'm a Piechad, this is a delicious supper
LMAO WHAT THE FUCKhe's too good
>>154241455no it's funny
>>154241461Pretty much all commentators do its nauseating.
feel a massive collingwood antidoping integrity brewing lads
>>154241455hmm nah i hate both these teams so i'm entertained no matter who loses
FOLD CARLTON
>>154241444>9 touches>1 goal>2 goal involvements>in less than half a quarter to overturn an 18 point deficiti guarantee you are 100% STEWING right now
>>154241437>(You)
You reckon Nicky D ever gets tired of making you lot look like complete FOOLS every week?
are we witnessing the bradman of afl
>McKay HIASo even if he passes he's out of the game then, right? Is there still a mandatory 20 minute wait?
>>154241486good for carlton if true
>>15424148620 minutes real time, not gamer time.Given the rate goals are coming he'll be back on with 8 minutes left.
GAME ON
>>154241484Bradman didnt have to do it against all odds
>>154241484he retired some years ago, but i was glad to see that he returned to geelong to do it
>>154241484he's got a ways to go to eclipse gaz, but maybe
>>154241481it's dabloos mate
Cripps is dogshit
When President Kennedy was assassinated, Jackie’s favourite pink dress — the Chanel dress — was covered in blood. She refused to take it off that day because she wanted America to see what they had done to her husband in Dallas. When Nic Daicos shredded Carlton in the last quarter — no, listen — I vomited all over myself, and I haven’t taken it off. And I’ve been walking around the petrol station, I slept and — no, listen! Listen! Listen! I’ve walked around all day, I... I want everyone to see — stop it! — I want everyone to see what Nic Daicos has done to me!
>>154241504Still got that Brownlow whistle to be able to run the ball straight out of bounds and not get called.
That blues player shit himself when he saw quaynor
my ass hurts
>>154241514he didn't want his dick sucked
>>154241514>>154241515THESE TWO POSTS... may be correlated.
>>154241514Those instincts will save your life on the streets of Melbourne. It's not racist to cross the street: it's sensible.
>>154241514loosening an voiding his orifices in advance
WEEYUMS
JUST
>>154241514when will racism end?
>>154241515Stop posting and pay attention to your opponent.
>>154241522he's breeyunt
>down more than a goal>refuse to squeeze the ground, allowing collingwood to chip it arpund running down the clockbravo vossy
you are getting psyop'd by Daicos glazing for when he goes to be Tassie's inaugural captain
lots of nick daicoses swooping over the ground now>>154241512don't forget his many throws
>Naicos beats TWO opponents for another goal assistGOAT
SIMPLY THE BEST
Based Daicos
Based Andy's son
poor vossy :(
Lmao those two Carlton boys tackling each other
ITJUSTKEEPSHAPPENING
>midfield dynamo
>two carlton spuds run into each other>wow daicos what an incredible play!!!
>>154241540He criesBut this is will make him the toughest kid on the block
jamie elliot is relentlessly handsome
Three goal assists and a goal, 12 touches, in barely half a quarter.Up there with Kouta's last quarter in the 99 prelim
>>154241542They were caught in the Naicos AURA field.
>>154241540this is him now
He's a midfield dynamo and a forward 50 wizard
COLLINGWOOD... .... N DAICOS, THREE VOTES
>smith handballs it to the opposition>carlton defenders wipe each other out>gaycos crumbs the easy ball and does a school yard tier pass to an open manWOW GOAT
wouldn't let this Daicos cunt carry GAJ's bags 2bh
can nick really do it? beat the juggernaut that is carlton?
god i want to comfort her after tonight's game
>>154241546you are malding so fucking hard right now
ITS NOT OVER YET
that tackle was great
umps keeping carlton in it
>>154241563She's turned to meth since that picture was taken.
>>154241558gaj did stuff like this every week
FOR VOSSY!!!
>>154241567yep glad umps paid it sometimes they put the whistle away
>>154241563just imagine the angry sex
>>154241557S...EETHING, THREE COPES
>Score a goal>Immediately give up a 6-6-6 freeVoss must be a double agent sent to destroy Carlton.
D I P S YOODLE
>>154241580kek, they're so mad
>All those names called out>...>MEMBREEEEEEEEEEEYFun call that
How many shots of Vossy on the bench lmfao
goodbye voss
man i hate matt hill
collingwood are back you dickhead fucks
Leigh Matthews rule and equation bros?
>>154241597Radio pill. ABC are always good.
>>154241590kek it's more like three million copesdaicos could cure cancer and he'd be like "WOW a disease that kills cells is cured by making it kill himself, such a GOAT"
>>154241573i can fix her>>154241577i can't stop imagining
>>154241595clubs don't fold to public or media pressure anymore things are different woke is dead and the patriots are in control
is this the greatest win of all time?
Matt Hill is excellent
Elijah Holland's with 64% time on ground....0 touches
>>154241610Under Craigo
is this a conditioning or mentality issue for Carlton? pea heart shitheads
oh im sorry have the blues already lost?
wtf is Hayward’s hair
>3 quarter time, Collingwood: 4543 points scored this quarter. Really quite impressive.
Collingwood are very good i am afraid to say.
>>154241612is this the new artie jones
>>154241617Yes mate
>>154241612just like me with women iykwim haha
>>154241612Tony snell ahhh game
>schultz
>>154241603yeah true i need to get better at setting it up>>154241612reminds me darcy tucker had 0 disposals in his last career game kek
>>154241604The only way Daicos could cure cancer is by Robert Wallsing himself.
>>154241612Not even a single tackle. He's done literally nothing all night.
Why is there an American in the Bunnings ad?
Hmm...
>>154241633M - MADA - ANGRYL - LOUDMOUTHINGD - DESTROYEDI - IRATEN - NIGGLEDG - GROWLING
PLEASE WALSH I NEED THIS, MY MAMA KINDA HOMELESS
>>154241612He's been tagging Nick Daicos in the last quarter, so hasn't seen much of the ball.
>>154241634>He's done literally nothing all night.just like Voss
weitering keeps fucking handballing backwards 20 metres
>>154241641Congrats mate
the unlikely loom
Dare I say it..... Loom?
>>154241637>>154241638bit in this
Just handball it 20 meters backwards, that'll do it.
loom would be kino
LOOMIES?
loomie
>>154241637They offer it all.>International Bunnings gf
I'M A LOOMER BABYSO WHY DON'T YOU DRAW ME
The daicos carry on is a bit much, but he's legit clutch. Always seems to kick important goals too.
OH NONONONONONONONONONONO
FREE KICK OFF THE FUCKIN FOOOOOTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>154241661they'll never offer better than MY emmajane waofu
>Josh Daicos ruins his brother's 100th gameSEETHING older brother.
HAPPENING LOOMERS
OHNONONONONONOAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
stupid cunt
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHABHABAHAHHAHAHBABAABAB
GET FUCKED DIVING CUNT LMAO
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yup, that's a SACK VOSS.
poor bastard
not like this
Flopping cunt Take the L bozo
Byrne KWABOTY
taylor burn is not a loomer
*be’s knowing how to play the game*
that's unfortunate
fold the club
Cripps smiling again, Kano wont like that
It's supposed to go through the big ones, isn't it?
Fucking LOLEAT SHIT CARLTON
Good god Carlton are just a bunch of fucking losers
how does this keep happening lmao
GET NICKED
THE GREATEST WIN OF ALL TIME
two shithouse teams
AND I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL THEM THE BLUES
Guess that's why they call it the blues
GOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD FOREVERAND RESPECTED BY OUR FOES
>>154241703West Coast = FleecedCarlton = NICKED
Why does Hamish always mention the script
would be at 900 posts if we stayed
>treating a struggled coinflip win against carlton like it's the grand finalyep, that's how you know they're cooked
>nic daicos has the quarter of a fucking generation>josh tries to fuck it all up and gets luckygreek epic shit right there lads
>>154241716Who cares? No prize.
>Elijah Hollands just played arguably the worst game in AFL history.>He had 72 minutes & 23 seconds time on ground for a grand total of 0 disposals, 0 marks, 0 zero tackles & 0 one percenters.>>154241708yeah entertaining game but not a skilled one kek
>>154241718its not about collingwood its about nick daicos
>>154241716lemmings don't get to whine
One word.Nick Daicos masterclass.
>>154241727Three word analysis loves this one
>>154241716sebgod broke you
>>154241724He was on Nick Daicos who had 39. Anytime the ball went near them Nick got it without being tackled.
>>154241719>>154241721>this guy just lost his virginity>josh gets luckywas he a good root mate
>>154241724That is a stupefyingly bad game from Hollands. I don't even know that's possible to not even register a tackle or one-percenter. He spent at least a quarter following around Daicos who will lead you to the ball and he still couldn't get near it or Daicos. All time terrible game.
little wog hobbit had a sperg out
>>154241729Here's mine: "Two shit teams."
>>154241731hmm sack voss
the way his team embraced him for missing was hella gay
BIG TITS
carlton milf on the telly
Collingwood are the protagonists of the AFL.
Pendles = The WorldNaicos = King Crimson
That was a dive
>>154241740>>154241741post her
>nick adds another meaningless medal to his collectionwill ashcroft has two norm smiths
>>154241741>>154241740corr
ADD ANOTHER STRING TO HIS BOWADD ANOTHER NOTCH TO HIS BELT
>>154241739i thought this too but i have intimacy issues and a heart of stone that i developed as a protection mechanism
BEST ON GROUND
https://x.com/turbinetraveler/status/2044341394446135423
Enough said.
>meaningless medalmate it's only slightly less prestigious thsn the ANZAC day medal
fucking npc daicosdid you see his handler telling him what to say on the fox footage?
>>154241731That was Ollie Hollands
>>154241739They had to wrap their arms around him
>>154241751no it was literally gay. far more heterosexual ways to comfort a fallen brother
Feel bad for voss
>>154241760Just gotta wrap their arms around him and get around him and wrap their arms around him
Uh, anyone have a webm of the final shot on goal?The man on the mark was NOT standing. It should've been a 50.Josh was really trying to lose the game for Nick.
what was kingy implying about hollands?
>>154241751Hey me too
AND YOU WILL THROWWWWW YOUR ARMS AROUND MEEEEEE
collingwood just had their best win for the entire of 2026a valiant finish 13th awaits potentially sneaking to a wild card if everything goes their way
>>154241762Yeah, there's only so much you can do. Players routinely falling apart together in the second half isn't really a coaching issue. I don't even know what a coach is supposed to do short of getting out there and winning the ball and hitting targets themselves. Vossy on field over Hollands legitimately would've been an improvement.
Kingy would suck Daicos off if given the opportunity. Fuck I can't stand the way he talks about him
Wait... Are those Kevin Nash rumours true?
oof month of loses coming up for the pies
>>154241774>Vossy on field over Hollands legitimately would've been an improvementLmao
>>154241776You don’t know footy cunt, shut the fuck up.
elijah hollands was on drugs
>>154241776This is why he needs Kane there to bring him back to earth
Kane still in awe of Nick's last quarter
>>154241783Povo Piesperg cunt fuck off
>>154241778Wrong tab?
>>154241785Kek
There is freedom withinThere is freedom withoutda dada hmmm in the paper cut
>>154241778
all of the changing room celebrations are so performative
thursday night footy is comfy
BT is doing roaming Brian now, but remember it's not live and they'll show it a bit later
migrate back to the other thread and try for 1000?
>>154241792Im enjoying the win mate instead of talking about grown men sucking each other off like you flog.
>>154241801bet if they had the choice hardly any would choose to do it
There's Jack Crisp, and then there's 'risp
>>154241811Might be time to let go mate
>>154241774Voss can at least still lay a tackle.
>>154241815Ice creams are on you haha
How will I sleep after that? Good thing I’m not a fuckhead tradie and don’t have to be up at 5am lmao
any sport on now?
>>154241834Kek imagine being one of them lmao
ayo this nigga so gay he can't sleep after watching footy lmao
>>154241828fuck off mum
>>154241767Look at the right foot. Should've been a 50.
gn alfcatters tomorrow
>>154241811>>154241817x
>>154241846big game at the cheatery tomorrow nightoops meant cattery
job agency appointment tomorrowI hate these pointless humiliation ritualsjust give me my monies
>>154241836cycling on in spain in one bing if you don't mind thatdarts on at 3aest
>>154241858they never helped me find work, they just bullied me into feeling guilty for existing
>>154241858gl mate, i know how grim that shit can be
>>154241843for all intensive purposes, he was fine
>>154241858jej neet tard trying to act like he has any semblance of respect in the worldtake your embarrassment on the chin champ
>>154241864>>154241865I have developed a healthy detachment from it, it doesn't affect me anymore. It's just annoying
I reckon I’ll hit a new lowest weight tomorrow
>>154241858i hope it is awful and you have to wait for hours you LEECH
>>154241884I'll happily bleed society dry
>>154241875it's funny how addictive not eating can be
>>154241858These things do not exist to find you a job, they exist to suck up tax payer funds through ineffiency. Your unemployment is literally a commodity to them.
You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
>government outsourced employment assistance to agencies>agencies never find you gainful employment because their cushy cashcow jobs depend on you not having one
>>154241895I'm well aware. which is why I fuck with them more than they fuck with me. I've made two consultants at the current place I'm at quit
I’m almost 30 and have never had sex
>>154241901yeah
>>154241915So?
>npc daicosKEK
God Nick Daicos is good
>>154241915Just pay for an escort if you want it so bad. You can book online, drive directly to their residence, fuck them, then leave.
my swans play tomorrow
>>154241931Such truth
vossy right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpDZWYiXTEo
ndis
>>154241785i thought this was a meme but nah he actually looks proper cookeddemented behaviourstom morris link but it's all i could findhttps://x.com/tommorris32
>Carlton can't tell right now whether McKay is concussed or notWhy not? Suss desu.
>>154241941heh
>>154241958Baseline was 0. He's within margin of error currently.
>>154241955Is that what he got in trouble before?
>>154241864that's pretty much what they doreminder they literally gave people the wrong info making them commit suicide and faced no consequences
>>154241890applied for a new foreskin yet mate
I'd go gay for Quaynor. I'd let him fuck my big hairy arse if he wanted to
Tomorrows thread theme
Elijah Hollands in an altered state apparently according to Ralph
>>154241964idk his story well but i think the rumours were he was delisted for something like this yeahnow they gave him a second chance and in rd 6 he's back on that shit...
>>154241971nice
Roaming Brian is ON
>>154241785>>154241955>>154241974>Tag Nick Daicos>Get sent to the shadow realmImpressive for only 100 games. Imagine what'll happen to his taggers at 200 games.
>>154241984not the same since it's not live any more
>>154241971I remember looking in my dog's kennel for hidden switches after watching this as a sprout
Quaynors grandpa is white
wish i wasnt so sensitive to caffeine. could crush an espresso rn
BT is interviewing the consul general of South Korea kek
Michael Voss has conceded that Nick Daicos was unstoppable
remember when dogs used to sleep outside instead of on/in your bedhonestly mightve been as fucked up as human slavery in terms of callousness
>be paid super well to do an easy job (afl or at least vfl)>throw it away>get super lucky 2nd chance>throw that away as well
>>154242003lmao wtf was that
I played my last season of footy taking amphetamines before games and won a BnF. Guess Hollands can’t handle his shit lmao
If Holland was off his chops, how was he put on the field? Surely the coaches or whatnot would've noticed pre-game and pulled him? Or did he take them during the game?
>>154242001yeah i love coffee but even 1 in the morning affects my sleep
>>154241994Was you retarded?
>>154242006pretty sure that was just a soulless american thing, i've always known dogs to sleep inside somewhere
>>154242021nah mate, valedictorian
>>154242014Hey Cuz.
>get 0 touches>everyone accuses you of being back on drugsKek poor fella
>>154242030crisp me iykwim haha
>>154242036Go away
>>154242041no but steven may
>>154242036haha ikwym haha iykwim haha>>154242041he's not me retard
https://x.com/tommorris32/status/2044752407306109009what the fuck lmao
>>154242030Doesn't look right desu.
Looks like he’s on something like MDMA. Meth wouldn’t make you tweak like that unless you had a shit load which would be noticeable to the point it would have been completely noticeable at quarter time/half time, etc.
Harry McKay concussions:>2021 ____>2023 September>2024 July>2025 AprilThink this one might be a career ender.>Trade away Curnow since you have McKay>He gets force retired by the AFL 6 rounds into the seasonkwab.
>>154242056boy is tweaking af
>>154242006dog on the bed is fucking disgusting.plus it's bad for the pecking order.
>>154241785did this break here before morris?
>>154242049kek, old mate's tweaking off his tits
>>154242056donsbros we're no longer the druggie team!!!!
>>154242056Maybe he just really, really likes footy?
kinoscreenshot everything before it's gone
>>154242045>>154242046samefag
>>154242065gotta agree, give em their little own bed in the corner or something
>>154242049WEIRD UNIT.
cunt
Hollands was clearly drunk. Sad for him, pathetic for carlton
>>154242049>>154242056Only ever seen people behave like this after at least a 12 hour plus sesh
>>154242082That shit was stronger than alcohol.
Funny thing is his brother was playing too.
people who treat dogs like humans usually women) are fucked in the head
>>154242049>>154242056Footage from inside the Carlton rooms during quarter time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLeRqJo4RlM
Reckon we need to get around Elijah Hollands and wrap our arms around him.
>>154242056
>>154242101just looks like a humble sperg desu
>>154242101Can't call that cooked. I've looked like that a number of times without drugs.
>>154242094people who treat dogs like shit are worse. you can judge a lot about someone's character how they treat animals. because they can't get anything from them
my asshole just prolapsed and the my dog started licking it
>Don't let dog/cat sleep in your bedroom>They stand outside meowing/whimpering for hours when you're trying to sleepEasier to just let them in desu.
Looks like a manic episode, just lucky he didn’t try to strangle someone like I did in the midst of one
fuck up josh
I sleep with my dog
Dumb druggie cunt is overshadowing Nick daicos game
>>154242107treating them like a human is treating them like shit because it confuses them and can lead to behavioural problems.
>>154242111yep >>154242078
would like cats but don't want them to wake me up at night i already sleep little enough as is
>>154242094why the fuck do you care are you just baiting
>>154242065>pecking ordeemate its 2026, that carry on is as outdated as smacking your kids for misbehaving
https://www.youtube.com/live/S7JpOLDzlh4?si=ffH7dHpnPIQTcqHQWe’re live
If your dog hasn't tried to protect the missus during coitus you aren't doing it properly.
based furbaby havers
>>154242127I had a cat for the better part of a decade and mine almost never woke me up. They sleep most of the day anyway but they do adjust their sleeping habits to yours.
>>154242129my mate had to pay some tinder slag 60k for plastic surgery because she hugged his dog and it bit the fuck out of her face
>>154242109>>154242115based woman iykwim haha
>>154242090I've seen a lot of smashed cunts act like that when they think they're still buzzed.Plus Hollands has a history with alcoholism.
>>154242136thats fucked, poor girlhope the dog was euthanised
dog lives matter
drinking before a game though? seriously? who does that? even if you're an alco
>>154242109this is the stupidest thing you've ever posted in this general
>>154242136Damn, if only he had home insurance. Even renter's contents insurance has liability cover for shit like this. I'd genuinely have to declare bankruptcy if I lose $60k in court.
>>154242135had a couple catsone of them would stick its claws into my face when I was asleep and it wanted feeding
>>154242152he's not me retard
>>154242147>hope the dog was euthanisedit was. a good dog was killed because some bitch thought it was a human.
>>154242136your mate has a retarded dog and deserves all that shit for fucking (probably fat) sluts on tinder
I've never patted a dog
>>154242164not a good dog if it reacts like that to affectionowners probably fucked in the head too for the dog to be so cooked
>>154242150Alcohol takes a while to hit, would explain Carlton's second half fade outs.
>Carlton is blaming "anxiety" for Elijah Holland's performancekek, yeah sure. If it weren't for the AFL hiding drug use and not wanting the bad press he'd be tested.
Stop frogposting, frogcunt
>>154242182
>>154242175>not a good dog if it reacts like that to affectionSome random comes up and grabs you around the neck and calls it affection.
anxiety and panic attacks can make you act weird, as I would know, but not like that for that long
>tagger was on drugs and resultingly totally ineffective>win best on the grounddaicos award asterisk status?
I respect nrlsperg
>>154242187realised I'm being baited by the bestyou can keep the (you)s, you deserve them
>>154242188Each time Daicos got the ball it triggered the attack again. It was a massive COMBO.
>>154242187Well when that happens I just bite their face because I was raised like a retard.>>154242179Gayest shit ever. Muh mental health has become a total joke when someone clearly abusing drugs can just play it off like that.
>>154242189THAT WAS OLLIE HOLLANDS, NOT ELIJAH HOLLANDS
>>154242174how's retirement, bachar?
I drink and take drugs to self medicate anxiety
>>154242170>>154242175it was a rescue dog and a good boy.
Feel bad for Hollands. I overdosed on Kratom at work once and vomited in the handicap stall, I know what it’s like to be fucked up at work.
>Carlton crying because of NGA/Father+Son rules changing>AFL might hold off changing itIf you were available for Carlton NGA/Father+Son, would you even take it?
>>154242206i just repress everything and present as a schizoid robot
>>154242191self respect is important.
>>154242201>Collingwood has the Daicos brothers>Carlton has the Holland spudskek
>>154242209This is somehow gold coast's fault
>>154242207Nah im just fucking with you, people are really retarded with dogs, they think they're babies and toys and forget that shit because they're thick. Shit sucks dude.
Theres an agitator in this thread
imagine if it was elijah hollands who daicos knocked over and he kicked the goal and became the hero of the game
>>154242209Pretty sure Walker has already committed to them so yeah. Would probably prefer to start my career at my old man's club even if it was Carlton. Can always move later to another club if you're good enough.
>>154242213>PinkTemu Abby ShaprioHot.Only about 3 attractive girls there (Pink, green + glasses, last white).
massive tits are grotesque
>>154242228nonce
It was Elijah Hollands who caused both 6-6-6 infringements in the last quarter lol
>>154242231meant for>>154242230
>>154242225Would wander off his line when taking a shot and the umpire would call the kick dead. Bonus points if it actually went through.
>>154242230A faggot's opinion on what's attractive on women is perhaps the most useless thing on earth.
>>154242213can only name 3 but have fapped to another 3 of them before
Being a face chad is true suffering.
This better be the only thread left when I wake up.
>>154242230You're a faggot poofta
>>154242234Kek maybe he had big money on the pies and was anxious all game because it looked like Carlton might win
>>154242234lmao if true that is crazy
>>154242246k x
>>154242213ladies, I'm an ass man
elijah hollands has gone a bit josh, he's got a bit of the joshs
>>154242213trad af
just had a relaxing hit from my anxiety pipe
I hate jack black
Was watching the news the other day about the Rinehart court case when [spoiler]for some reason found the videos of Gina rather attractive.[/spoiler]
serious hypothesis: maybe he has adhd and decided to take like 10 dexies instead of the normal dose because he thought it'd make him play sick
Great. Americunt is here, would rather be tweaking in front of 75k people than spend another second with this fat cunt posting in here. Goodnight
18 points up at 3 quarter time, Robert Walls says to pack it in, job's done.
Your a fucking faggot sebshit
>>154242271>>154242271>>154242271
C cup is perfect
why
>>154242277b or c for me
>>154242241Are red, pink, white, and purple pornstars?
threadcunt wants to prevent turbo making one tomorrow morning, cunt's legit cooked
>>154242288none of them aretheyre all scammers that never even show nip
>>154242281>>154242291
Over 500 lads, migrate>>154242271
>>154242302>11:40pm Couldn't have been more unnecessary.
>>154242293How selfish of them.
>>154242269no….Ux
