drugs are bad mkay
they've credited hollands with a (ineffective) kick post game meaning he has escaped a 0 disposal game
>>154242298do we have proof of the kick even taking place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liDdir5FBr0
just had the most spastic game ladsgot a massive headache though, need a lie down
Bro risked it all on the random indian research chemical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE
Reckon the little champ is getting laid tonight?
This shit makes me sad and has ruined my mood a lil bit.
if Elijah Hollands could miraculously get a hard on tonight he'd be Elijah Wood
iykwim haha
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>154242503he's just like me
>>154242513get some sleep Elijah
Problem is the rot is set. Every year that goes on it gets harder and harder to change.Cripps is a loser.Doc was a loser.Simmo, Murph, Kreuze, Gibbs, all losers.Walsh becoming a loser if he’s not already there.Where will Jagga end up under this guidance?All champion players of our club, all stars of the game. All don’t know how to win or lead and it is through no fault of their own. The environment is to blame.
>>154242543Voss is the only winner there. He's bringing them around, but it's slow going.
Was it Elijah that gave away both 6-6-6 infringements?>Collingwood needed an opposition player to be with the fairies to win
>>154242672I originally thought so too, but it turns out the Carlton coaching team figured he was unfit to play by the 4th quarter and benched him.
During the game Elijah was completely free on his own on the wing and Kemp just ignores him as an option
>>154242697Would you have faith you could pass it to him and rely on him even if he in a paddock?
>>154242715Bit rough to assume Carlton couldn't hit a teammate in a paddock. Rough... but fair.
>>154242883I think you could put a dart on his chest and even if you could trust him to mark it you couldn't rely on the fiend to actually use it correctly after. Better off just going around him. I'd honestly be pissed if I were a teammate. He shouldn't have been playing and the game is a straight kick away from drawing. Even if Hewett is slow does anyone think he would've offered less than Hollands did tonight? Selfish cunt.
>>154242950snapper?
lol
imagine if he kicked it after diving for that freewould have been a tornado in the afl media today
>>154242271Hes playing on ice or some sort of amphetamines t.used to dominate d grade and won best in the comp and a flag using ice before every game
>>154245565>d gradei know you were a gun and the standard of play was lower in the 00s but that was still the AFL, Ben
All the comments on Facebook have been turned off about Hollands.What are they hiding?
Good morning alf
>>154245565If ice makes you dominate why did he play shit?
just realised now you aren't referring to ex-fred and collingwood forward-turned-tagger brodie holland
wow another distraction from nick foot being employed by sportsbet
>>154245881reckon his team mates knew he was on something and avoided even giving him the ball. Meth literally makes the ball and other players look like theyre moving in slow mo and you got all the time.in the world.Also unlimited gas tank
>tipped Collingwood>/afl/ was saying pies are cooked>/afl/ was saying all the home teams this week>/afl/ was saying tip blues>changed my tip to blues
>>154246226I was joking
>>154246226i tipped collingpood because the gravy poos always give up after half time, very simple. the fagpies are cooked against real opposition but the poos are an even bigger joke.
>>154245714theyre also trying to tippie toe around how to describe ithttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DXMcIPIAg0_/
He will get banned for 4 years and as Smith from the Demons right?
Eddie McGuire fuming this wasn't a Monday night game so he could tear into the drugs issue on Footy Classified.
>>154242271Hi everyoneWhile nobody has details, please remember the humans involved and refrain from speculating in this thread or any othersNo new information has been released, so we’ll be locking these threads for the time beingTake care
>>154246301Smith was selling it but I doubt a club will trust him to play again
>>154246327The 4 years was for testing positive on match day, if Hollands actually was on the gear then he’s cooked
won by 5 points to a shitty team with a player literally fucked by drugs on the teamcollingwood are FUCKED
Regarding Elijah Hollands, Kingy says the Carlton footy club needs to wrap their arms around the kid
>>154245565nah he was uselessi reckon its mdma
>>154246397kingys been therewhat a guy
Tom Morris is literally the devil
he's not on drugs. the afl said they have cracked down on drug use with their strictest rules ever. it's literally impossible for a player to test positive for drugs on field.
>>154246545they actually made it easieryou just have to do some poof 30 min onlien course if you get caught
Puzzling how anti-woke people hate Tom Morris. His "bad" reputation comes from him saying a coworker was a lesbian and calling himself a straight, white man, that's it.
It was a panic attack
>>154246313i hate that cunt so muchbull dyke
still funny how morris made bevo seethe so much he went out of his way to dig up the leaked chats
Just dawned on me Dan Houston looks like Joel Selwood if you slightly abofied him.
>>154246611just with less dead brothers
Having a successful brother must be mentally damaging
warmpoos .. u in moite¿
https://youtu.be/87zqhAUHjXQanyone in¿ hello
>>154246666hey buddy, nice quads
>>154246694tabla x
nooo you can’t just speculate that a player with a history of drug infractions that’s displaying obvious signs of drug use might be under the influence of drugs
I say they should name and shame. Bring back bullying, it's the only way to toughen these softies
morris is a deadset fuckwit like all journo scum and should be executed
Wrap your arms around Elijah Hollands
BRING in Tasmania as 19th teamMOVE North Melbourne to far north Queensland - Townsville/CairnsFOLD St Kilda to bring the comp back to 18 teams
>had elijah hollands as my sc captain
>>154246953blessed tassiela x
>>154246892I don't have any sympathy for drug addicted flogs
>>154246996your vile opinion is meaningless anyway so its fine
made eggs benny
Mmmm yummy hashbrown
>>154247047looks good but hashbrown looks a little under done
>>154247075you're right it was
>>154247047looking good mate
how does alf like their eggs?
>>154247117im vegan
>>154247047lgm>>154247117luff a good breakfast burrito with scrambled eggs, taters, black beans, pico de gallo, fresh jalapeños tabla x
>>154247198that sounds good. breakfast burritos aren't common here.>>154247156fair enough. scrambled tofu?
>>154247117*meant iggs
>>154247210highly recommend it fellaezpz to makeyou could capture the bb market there ngl x>>154247210luff the scrambled tofu suggestion ngl x
>>154246882I couldn't give a single toss about the political affiliation of journalists, they are objectively human garbage.
>>154247220https://youtu.be/uIbXvaE39wMALFNTHEM
eggs janny
>>154247246jej
>>154247047YUMMO
i would like to open café /alf/ and make breakfast for youse ripper blokes
>>154246226Never change your tips, dumb dumb
KEKhttps://x.com/realrick_aus/status/2044922310717780120
"Former Collingwood and North Melbourne forward Moana Hope has gone public after receiving an “incredibly hurtful” homophobic message from a recently retired AFLW player.The 38-year-old, who was one of the competition’s inaugural marquee players at its inception, says she “always” receives “outrageous” direct messages of hate towards her.“But yesterday I received a DM from somebody I did not expect,” she told her Instagram followers on Monday.""Hope initially thought the message came from a current AFLW player at a Victorian club but later realised she had “very recently” retired.“First of all, she didn’t mean to send it to me; she took my story that’s currently up and she was clearly trying to send it to somebody else, who’s probably also homophobic. And what she said was incredibly hurtful,” she said.“And when I say hurtful, like, I have thick skin. I am well good within myself and where I stand, and I have no insecurities based on some strange person sending me a DM.“However, I did not expect it. I mean, you sent it to me! That was stupid.“And I responded to it; I was like, ‘Umm?’ And before I said umm, I screenshotted it. And the crazy thing is, she quickly then unsent it, but I had already screenshotted it.“I ended up responding and being like, ‘First of all, you don’t follow me’ — she doesn’t follow me, so she’s gone onto my profile, gone into my stories, taken a photo, was forwarding it to somebody to have her homophobic, incredibly rude comment about me, and instead has sent it back to me by accident, and then she quickly tries to unsend it.“And so I responded to her and I said, ‘Whatever you’re dealing with and whatever hurt has caused you to be so mean and a bully, is not welcome here. You don’t even follow me. And I hope you find your peace’. And then I blocked her."https://7news.com.au/sport/aflw/moana-hope-goes-public-after-homophobic-attack-from-recently-retired-aflw-player-c-21966320
>>154247302x
>>154246892>How dare you comment on something that you and millions other publicly saw?Why are "they" like this?
>>154246892and choke the cunt
>>154242271kek that cunts cloudy af
moana no hope
moan an' rope
feel bad for hollands desu
is elijah hollands related to sauce hollandaise?
I have discovered blissPut this in your flag filter:/^United States$/;stub:no;
>>154247334How the fuck did nobody from Carlton notice this?
>>154246892Unless i'm retarded this article was written on the 14th and it's just about Hollands getting back into footy, how he feels and that he was ready for the big game against collingwood on the weekend
>>154247496classic tassiela x
>>154247546Both are correct
Imagine the horror of your team suffering a slow, humiliating comeback for the 3rd time this season while you know you are sitting on literally no disposals. And to pair it off you're high on experimental performance drugs and you literally cannot control your body.
>>154247640In front of 80k people
>>154246967Kek
Why should we wrap our arms around a junkie fuck? The average Anon deserves arm wraps much more.
let's wrap our legs around each other
Do NOT touch me
>>154247488no but steven bearnaise
>>154247747Crisp Sherrin to elijah hollands
>>154247747Come here you
what exactly is "normal" behaviour after running around ignored by your team and getting 0 touches in front of 80k?
>>154247747Crisp me when my family try to hug me
>went to bed early last night, sick as anything>saw Carlton were leading by 20+ points>got my tip wrong, whatever>wake up>see collingmeme won
Nick Daicos played the greatest game in history.
Still think Ollie Holland played worse with his "tagging" job on Nick daicos
