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Saturday 18th April 2026
12.30pm Brentford v Fulham
3pm Leeds United v Wolverhampton Wanderers
3pm Newcastle United v AFC Bournemouth
5.30pm Tottenham Hotspur v Brighton & Hove Albion
8pm Chelsea v Manchester United

Sunday 19th April 2026
2pm Aston Villa v Sunderland
2pm Everton v Liverpool
2pm Nottingham Forest v Burnley
4.30pm Manchester City v Arsenal

Monday 20th April 2026
8pm Crystal Palace v West Ham United

Tuesday 21st April 2026
8pm Brighton & Hove Albion v Chelsea
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Anime
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Harry Kane is going to win the Champion's League!
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>>154244104
>3pm Newcastle United v AFC Bournemouth
Unironically could be Eddie's last game
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>>154244232
I dress like this
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Very quiet tonight. Im finkin liversissy joined the 96 x
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Future Harry Kane for England is a Pole.
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>>154246338
SNUBchester Dilated not even bothering with this one because they don't wanna get SNUBBED again
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>>154246272
it's at like 103 or something now
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I just got a reddit ban for three days, and I don't know why.
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>>154246530
Kek how?
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my manchester united
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You don't know who this is, and you shouldn't, but you should just know that this is extremely embarrassing, for all involved.
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didnt notice google changed their footie layout. it also has age and country for some reason
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>>154246586
kek what sub
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>>154244230
gotta respect a man who doesnt just dump diss landwhale for the nearest arm candy thot that would wiivout doubt bethrowin demselves at his.money
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>>154244127
only redemption as a spurs fan diss and arsewogs bottlin it
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You now remember Yohan Kebab
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>>154247115
it should be reworded on the right to make it clear that ts "Premier League games".
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>>154247277
Kane vs Arsenal CL final, battle of the bottle
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>>154247442
It does say that though
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>>154247143
I had no idea that Konsa is only 4
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Another off day for the lads
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AND
WE'RE
LIVE
This morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
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Spurs were promised a place in the Sky Premier League 2000 years ago
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Spurs fans deserve this for being lazy, entitled and arrogant so let the club fall down the leagues
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>>154246698
few of the perma-spazzes died, someone else killed themself years after the fact because of Paris
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>>154250207
2 killed themselves
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/two-hillsborough-survivors-taken-lives-25122577
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>>154247305
Only 4m for him and he was the only lad who could pass the ball in our whole team
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>To some who know Sir Jim Ratcliffe, Michael Carrick’s personality does not align with what he would typically go for.

>Ratcliffe is drawn to “alpha” characters, hence his initial fondness for Ruben Amorim, a man who fought fire with fire [@lauriewhitwell]
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>Eddie Howe has confirmed he will be leaving Newcastle United.
>“I just want serve the club and do what’s right for the football club,” said Howe, whose side have lost seven of their last ten league games. “That’s always been my aim.
>"If that’s me leaving to help the club, then of course that’s something I’ll do, I’ve got no issue doing that. It’s not about me.
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Manuel Poogarte
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>Tottenham Hotspur in advanced talks to sign Marcos Senesi as free agent this summer subject to retaining PL status. Nothing finalised so still open + interest in 28yo #AFCB centre-back from elsewhere but #THFC leading contender at present @TheAthleticFC
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BLUDCLAAAAT SENESI SUPPOSED TO COME TO US WALLAHI ALLAH HELP US BRO ALLAH WALLAHI KASSAM
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>>154251056
> Defiance this morning from Eddie Howe about his future. Says he firmly still believes he is the right man to take #nufc forward.
>"My fire is burning very, very strongly. There's loads of wood stacked up and I'm ready to put it on."
>Also spoke of being wary of a "distorted reality" around what has happened at #nufc.
Eddie Meme has lost the plot what the fuck is he banging on about stacks of wood for?
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>>154244230
dressed for the gym but pops down to Gregg's instead
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>>154251889
saying it like that isn't every British woman/girl for the past 15 years
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Eddie Meme - This Fire Burns
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>>154252303
u giving it all that again today mate there’s a whole world out there you sad little incel
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>>154252383
cry more spineless muslim grooming gang Manchester United supporting simp
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>>154251056
sir jim gonna offer him the big job when carrick gets booted
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>>154252383
clean your and your boyfriends bellybutton cave m8 they are filthy
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>>154252404
>>154252452
look at this black he thought it was so nice he had to post twice filthy dingy surfer
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>Michael Carrick has confirmed that the appeal against Lisandro "The Butcher" Martínez's sending off has been rejected and that he will miss the next three matches
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Trust the protest.
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>>154250207
Spackers lmao
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>>154252833
Why are VAR and referees untouchable in England? Every week they make big mistakes but if you complain about it you get fined and suspended.

We need a player who doesn't care about playing to genuinely just knock one of them out to show that they can't get away with anything.
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>>154253037
Doesn't have to be a player. We just need a chav who enjoys being in prison to run onto the pitch and put a 2 foot tackle in on them kek.
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>flatout evil mindgames
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>>154253052
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>>154252761
y r u talking about ur mum like that muhammad
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>>154253068
He's BACK! He's BACK in the saddle again
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>>154253068
Smokes, now
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>>154253037
What's the problem? If those in charge aren't held accountable what does it matter? We do it with politics all of the time and this country is fine.
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>>154253375
I also would have accepted chips
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>>154253402
>this country is fine
The most common phrase you'll hear from a natural born brit is: London is nice for a visit, but I'd never live there.
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>>154251056
The Saudi project is done anyway, they might as well just become a meme and hire Mourinho
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>>154253402
It’s a bit fucked mate
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>Yoro out for the season
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>>154253870
>teenager already has 2 injury ridden seasons
belgian league when
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>Bournemouth are close to appointing Marco Rose as their new manager with Andoni Iraola set to leave at the end of the season.
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As a smelly Irish peasant, I believe England is the greatest country on Earth and I hope they win the World Cup!
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>>154253989
I am English but think France will do it !
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>>154253989
>>154254085
>obvious samefagging
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>Chelsea fans are "upset and confused" that a website part-owned by Chelsea chairman Todd Boehly is offering tickets for the club's FA Cup semi-final with Leeds at Wembley Stadium at hugely inflated values.

>Vivid Seats, an American resale platform in which Boehly is a minority shareholder, has ticket listings for the semi-final clash with Leeds on 26 April at Wembley priced between $200 (£148) and $2,308 (£1,705).

>The prices far exceed face value - between £30 and £150 - and the listings have been online since before tickets were made available to Chelsea season ticket holders via the club on Friday morning.

>Over 100 ticket listings were displayed on the website, in all four stands of the stadium including areas designated to both Chelsea and Leeds fans, and in hospitality lounges.

>Prices are determined by sellers on Vivid Seats, which earns money from each sale.

B R A V O
T B O E H L Z
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>>154254234
People's game btw
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why didn't they protest?
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>>154254461
Doesn't get you anywhere. Just look at Spurs.
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>>154254525
I was talking about them mate
why did they cancel all the protests several weeks ago? so strange as it felt terminal even then, that was the time to really drum up support
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>>154254585
Probably hoped someone would fight their battles for them. Seems to be a trait they've developed over the last couple of thousand years at least.
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Pretty embarrassing to be rejected like this the day before the match.
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>>154255278
No-one even wants him lol
He's absolute dogshit
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Spurs
Relegation
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>>154255445
Sure thing Mr Fox
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>Ratcliffe called Carrick a pussy
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
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>>154255461
How do those two go together? Aren’t spurs part of the big six?
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>>154255445
can't see him going to the WC
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We at /epl/ officially welcome Coventry City and its fans to the general for the first time since we existed
You may be taking Spurs' position but feel no pressure to be humourless and protest-averse!
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Just ate a lot of KFC
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>>154256361
only a certain group of people with certain distinctive characteristics do this.
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>>154256397
arsenal fans?
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I know you lot see him as a worthless dimwit who never leaves his smelly bedroom (he really never leaves it) but I'll miss The Finker next season
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>>154256416
no we tend to eat hardees like the rest of the intellectual community.
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>>154256477
>intellectual community
it's true I can barely understand half of what they're saying
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>>154256508
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>>154256169
>>154256437
Shame you won't fuck off. /sp/ would be a much better board without you.
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>Coventry in the Prem
>Spuds in the Championship
truly the most blessed timeline
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this is adding more fuel to the manchester-liverpool epl tranny-off
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>>154256477
Why don’t you snack on hardeez nuts nigga
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>>154251589
this fucling club

THIS FUCKING.CLUB
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>>154256853
who was the first player this meme was used for? First I remember was James Rodriguez at Everton
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>no Maguire
>no Martinez
>no Yoro
Another loss for Carrick incoming. Garnacho will score and taunt them
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United have legit no available CBs left against Chelsea, aside Heaven that is. wonder who's gonna play with him in double CB
>inb4 Casemiro CB
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>>154257379
Yeahh Rodrigays was the first.
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Liversissy
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>>154251831
>distorted reality
Oh thank god
For a moment I thought we really were 14th
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Matthijs de Clipt his willy off
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Morning all Spurs are getting relegated
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AND
WE'RE
LIVE
This morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
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Kudus, Gibbs-White and Gallagher are all amazing signings why couldn't all 3 of Spurs' managers get them playing well?
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not a fan of theirs but united being forced to play two matches in a week is clearly unfair
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>Brentford v Fulham is the early kick-off
The /epl/ regulars will be in tears this lunchtime as two teams they've never heard of take that slot instead of one of their beloved Slop Six corporations.
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>The Seagulls are the in-form side in the League with five wins in their last six games and don’t look like fading away. Spurs, meanwhile, haven’t won a game since 5th December.
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>>154262237
This feels like the most nailed on Spurs win ever. Brighton have a really bad habit of dropping points to complete shit.
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>chelsea/man united today
>arse/man city tomorrow
good weekend of footy
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>>154262355
>good weekend of slop
fixed
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>‘Mark Goldbridge’ is, in fact, a pseudonym. Those who follow him closely, or even accidentally, will probably be aware that his real name is Brent Di Cesare.
>But we can reveal he was actually born Brent Cleminson, with Di Cesare the surname of his half-brother Joe. He has said the decision to go with Goldbridge professionally was taken to protect his identity, as he was still a serving police officer when he started.
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>transfield

Good morning from Scotland
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>brent cuminside
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Don't want to be the bearer of bad news but Tottenham win today
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Dickless Rice
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>>154262454
Top of the morning to ya laddie
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Terrible weekend for red nonces.
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liverfool don't play today :(
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>>154262642
lel no >we won't
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>>154262742
Terrible weekend for your mum in my bed more like haha
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>>154262886
Because you're having sex with her
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>>154262914
Haha yeah bondage fetish sex is certainly on the cards!
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5 hours until Eddie Meme is out on his arse
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>>154262991
PIF are going to Martin Jol him?
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so chelsea will possibly play the conference league in the end? how do I explain this to my son
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>>154263014
They literally played in it last year.
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>>154263014
too many ngubus
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>>154263014
They're guaranteed Europa because they won Conference last season.
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>>154263041
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>>154262237
>>154262248
Remember three years ago when Brighton shat the bed against Everton and got hammered 5-1 at home, when the latter hadn't won a match for two months? We were finally going to flush the Evertonian turd and those southern cunts ruined it. Everton got another win and a draw in the last three games and ended up staying up by two points. It's going to happen again today, I can feel it.
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ah the same yiannis who keeps whispering to the journo that he's ready to leave da bucks every single window but it just never happened so far
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>>154263082
Frimpong coping hard as fuck there.
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>>154263082
>you can't win everything
Blud you won nothing
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>Newcastle are pushing to sign Conor Gallagher from Tottenham
Christ. They've hit rock bottom.
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>>154263358
>have fuck all midfielders who can push the ball higher to feed their 2m striker
>"i know, let's sign a midfielder who does nothing but run around like a headless chicken"
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>>154263372
>let's sign a midfielder who does nothing but run around like a headless chicken
The Eddie Meme mindset

He genuinely thinks that because he successfully converted Joe Linton into a midfielder, it applies to any big striker
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>>154263427
Grifting plastic doesn't understand football. Film at 11.
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>>154263358
hope he goes he's fucking shite
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>>154263358
>pushing
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>>154263358
>Tonali + Bruno out
>Ugarte + Gallagher in
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>>154263584
yes please
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>>154255278
SNUBchester Dilated at it again
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>>154263498
the matchy
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>Indonesia manure monkey follows Liverpool Football Club news on Twitter
Grim
guerrilla tactics? more like hindu tactics
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>United haven't had a 3pm kick off since they drew with Forest on November 11th
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>>154263651
i always have my 'for you' tab open tyvm
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Day 561 of not cutting my wrists until Man United win 5 games in a row
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>>154263700
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>>154264107
Brent Cleminson himself
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>>154262237
>Spurs, meanwhile, haven’t won a game since 5th December.
the amount of media protection that shit little club gets is insane
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>Thomas Frank was in the stands to watch his former club Brentford take on Fulham in Premier League action in his first public appearance since being sacked from relegation-threatened Tottenham
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>>154264107
What does he think of the protest today?
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>>154264123
wtf it's real
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>>154264178
i'm inclined to believe the lack of winnings of topspurs since then indirectly influenced trump's decision to bomb iran out on a whim
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>>154262237
why the jazz music just stopped playing
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>>154264254
Thought this was somewhat well known desu, mum/dad were English, she divorced and remarried an Italian which is why he has such a bizarre very English first name and very Italian surname
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what do we think of brentford-fulham?
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>>154264759
Might check the score later on but don't care to do any more than that
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>>154264276
>Thought this was somewhat well known desu
Yeah it says that. But his actual surname wasn't known. You've added nothing at all
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>>154264759
Huge game for those in the top 5 race. Chelsea, Liverpool, Everton, Brighton and maybe tonight Man U.
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No Gordon for Newcastle. That's probably it for this ugly cunt before he's off to Germany
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>wolves starting their 3rd choice keeper
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Premier League legends Leicester City all but relegated from the Championship.
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both liverpool and chelsea can breathe a sigh of relief with brentford staying where they are for now
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Frank lampards hair is so depressing
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>>154265069
the aging man is too busy getting off his arse and working to go and get a hair transplant like every other fucker
how depressing!!!
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megan rapinoe is back on the market boy
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sure feels nice having a thread without hasidic David ruining it for once
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would it be funnier if yanited or lelsea lose tonight?
I'm not sure
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>>154265112
Chelsea because they spent over £2bn to be this shit and the media simply refuses to talk about it
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Brentford vs. Fulham was the most boring match of the entire season.
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>>154265181
Until 16:30 tomorrow.
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XIX vs. YTA

Finally some proper footy
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Sticky ricky win it seems
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>>154265112
Draw and Heaven gets a 3 match ban
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Big protest for Chelsea today
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commentators on USA have weird mics
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there will be another shoah today
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>>154265112
as usual I look at the epl from 30,000 feet above, a draw or worse from chelsea is preferable as that would allow everton a chance at europa in the merseyside derby tomorrow
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So is Frankie a good manager now
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>>154265301
no hes gonna get rellied again
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No newcastle match thread?
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>>154265051
Baggies -3 soon
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>>154265259
We're not allowed to talk about protests in /epl/ without a certain someone getting very very upset
Next season we can because he won't be permitted here
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where are the spurs protests

chelsea are in UCL positions and are organizing

the absolute state of the y!ds
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MOT lads
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bicycle in the lelds game
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Yeah, I think we're staying up.
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Spurs fans look away
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Caicedo has agreed an extension and Chelsea released this low quality, unenthusiastic video confirming it
https://x.com/Blue_Footy/status/2045482931309711396
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never see the early cross like that anymore
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Sexo from Leeds right now. They deserve to stay up from those goals alone. Tottenshart can get fucked.
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sneeds were never going down desu
its down to wet spam vs spuds
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Why does Howe hate Woltemade. He's a bit fraudulent but surely he can't be worse than Osula?
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>>154265409
Kek, the fuck is that. Why is it so sad?
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>>154265396
Did your car pass x
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>>154265409
what the fuck is going on at Chelsea
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>>154265433
he is worse than osula. imo hes the worst forward in the prem right now. please take him back for 25m
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>>154265431
Forest need to avoid slipping in this Burnley game too
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>>154265406
Spurs will finish above both Forest and West Ham, so it matters not what Leeds do.
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>>154265456
he's also a fucking weirdo
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>>154265431
If forest don't beat Burnley (and desu Burnley always play for draws) they aren't getting any/many points from Newcastle, Man U, Chelsea, Bournemouth
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Well that's Wolves given up
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>>154265473
idk, newcastle man u and chelsea are dogshit right now
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>>154265474
they'll turn up against Spurs to make us all laugh
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>>154265479
i wonder if players actually want spurs relegated for the banter so try harder vs them even when they have nothing to play for anymore
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>>154265492
100% they do.
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>>154265492
in a shit season you can be remembered for doing something memorable

wolves equalizing against arsenal in 90+ being one

if they helped relegate spurs they could go down with some good memories
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>it's an "Eddie Meme gifts his old club 3 points" episode
Yeah, he'll be out at the end of the season
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Am I right in thinking wolves can get relegated this weekend?
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>>154265492
You could hear it in the Sunderland crowd. They were cheering as though it was a goal against Newcastle. People really do not like Spurs
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>>154265508
Yes, if both West Ham and Tottenham win.
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>Newcastle have Arsenal away next week and Leeds have Burnley at home
It’s over
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>>154265492
whoever scores the goal that relegates spurs will do a madebayor level celebration even if its a meaningless goal for his own team
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>>154265508
Yeah, if Wolves lose then either West Ham or somehow Spurs win then Wolves are confirmed relegated
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>>154265528
Might even jump them in goal difference if Newcastle and Burnley get slapped
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>>154265528
>It’s over
For who? Cause as poor as Newcastle have been, would anyone be surprised if they draw with Arsenal? Or even beat them?
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ref gave a free to leeds after the young ngubu for wolves got a kick in the chest lmao

the refereeing in europe is so much better it's sickening

I'm sure there are great English refs but none of them seem to rise through the ranks while the shittest wankers do
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>>154265601
got to be some secret society shit going on behind the scenes in the PGMOL
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>>154265601
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Coote_(referee)

Seen this? Could not make it up. This is how I view majority of refs. AI ref when?
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>>154265632
just remove the ref, have some drones flying about filming the kino and var can make the calls
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>>154265632
>Coote started refereeing as a sixteen-year-old.
new homo red flag
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>>154265632
very convenient that they found out about a match he fixed in 2019 just months before he got done for noncing
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Woman coaching experiment going well in bundas
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why aren't stewards white anymore
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time for Newcastle to accept that putting the away fans right up there in the gods like the shit little tinpot club they are has not created a 'cauldron effect'
not at all
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>If City/Chelsea win the FA Cup, then 8th gets Conference League

look how fucking TIGHT it is
Which one would you like to get it lads?
Would love to see the Cherries in Europe.
That would be VERY cute.
Then again Sunderland would be quite fun on their first season back.
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Remember GB getting all giddy over Newcastle being 1 point ahead of Sunderland LOL!
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>>154265726
Chelsea are not finishing in the top 8 so they would take the spot.
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>>154265708
score? can't even remember which team she's at
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>>154265726
Everton could realistically win the conference league
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>>154265805
Union Berlin game
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>>154265818
doesn't matter how good a woman coach might be

men will simply be unable to take her orders seriously and will just override everything she says with their own ideas

i'm sure she's shit anyway given all the PR done around this appointment but it was doomed from the start

union are gay
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I remember Newcastle winning matches at the start of the season when Woltemade was playing

is he still being punished for the own goal against sunderland
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>>154265722
>this one guy (no doubt an armchair fan who has never been to a game in his life) crying
every other club should copy them
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imagine taking orders from a white woman lol
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>>154265856
such behaviour belongs in the privacy of the bedroom
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Lel
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>>154265889
when the fans were asking for progressive football they didn't mean DEI
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>>154265889
This is diabolical. If you MUST have a woman manager make her a big butch one like the one from the lower leagues in england. Can't remember what team. But that woman was fucking scary. This woman every player will want to fuck. Can't respect something you want to fuck telling you what to do.
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>>154265926
>>154265926
spurs vs brighton
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>>154265854
forgot about that, it was so bad it looked deliberate
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>>154244232
Kek
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Newcastle will be back to the EFL within 2 aeasons
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osula doing the thriller dance on a disallowed goal kek
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>>154265889
why is german football so reddit
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bro this peacuck guy is talking gibberish wtf is that accent
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>>154265889
Imagine that you fuck up the game: you look at her face, seething with rage, from the sidelines; you return to the dressing room post-match: “Umm, Anon, stay behind…we need to talk.”: You stay behind and she makes you lay down: she sits on your face and makes you eat her out, yelling at you, calling you a disappointment - and yet you love it…this is the 6th game in a row you’ve made a mistake, and the 6th time this has happened.
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>>154265990
On a what?
Huh?
APOLOGISE
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>>154266018
egg FIRMLY on my face
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>>154266011
you should write a book like this

it's a peculiar niche with demand but no supply
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Very funny that the only through ball Newcastle have played in six months came from a Bournemouth player
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You'll never wank alone
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>>154265854
I thought Woltemade looked good up front, idk what is wrong with Howe.
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referee constantly standing in the position of the obvious pass for mememouth
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>Put Bournemouth game on
>literally 1.5 seconds later they score
Hell yeah
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>>154266128
Can he train our defence to do the same pls
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mememouth deliver entertainment more than any other
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>>154266161
up the cherries
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>>154266186
love cherries too, proper nice when ripe
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>>154266189
It was basically as Evanilson was jumping for the ball lol.
What happened for the 9 mins of added time?
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>+9

did somebody die?
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>>154266208
Ref just having a lovely afternoon and wants it to last
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>>154266224
he's working hard for his last brown envelope before the saudis pull the plug on football
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>>154266208
I'm guessing there's been a lot of stoppages and time wasting. By the time I asked the same question, Bournemouth had a player on the floor for like a minute and now Petrovic just got a yellow card as well.
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ERA
Benuldy to Sneeds
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LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS
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>>154266189
i stuck it in your wife's cherry, way before she met you. KEK
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>>154266208
Linesman had to go off, so 4th official had to change over (I think).
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Wolves all but relegated
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>>154266271
Shan't be missed
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>>154266271
most boring team in the league every year they've been in the league
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now now Geordie Bastard
just remember
it isn't our fault your shit little tinpot club with its away fan seating policy has suffered their latest DRUBBING
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>>154266271
Replaced by Blue Wolves
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>+10 mins in the Wolves game
The fuck happened there? Did the linesman have to leave there as well? Or was it a bastard of a penalty call?
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"Richest Team On The Planet" Newcastle will finish below Sunderland lmfao
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I'm starting to think we won't qualify for europe
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shearer looking like a slapped arse
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>>154266306
>its away fan seating policy
lmao you are genuinely enraged by that
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A MESSAGE TO SPURS FANS:

Your life is still worth living. It isn't all over despite your team getting relegated. They might get promoted straight back to the premier league, which is the most prestigious league in the world with the likes of Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United.

Don't worry, keep your chin up. You will likely lose all your players, but that's a good thing. Your owners truly love the club and will do what's best. Maybe you can follow a few of the NFL games or do some go karting at the stadium to take your mind off it all. God bless. Your life has meaning. l value you.
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everybody who could go above chelshit today has failed

cam on brighton smash these y!ds
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if Spuds can put a run together Poocastle could be relegated
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Is Howe getting sacked? Surely he has to get sacked now right?
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>>154266498
I think he's gone but they'll wait until the summer
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It’s always a good day to be a Mackem
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just here for the spurs fans melting down, chimping out and boos
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Spurs are gonna stay up because West Ham have terrible fixtures
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RIP Gomez
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Brightonbros...
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THE MIGHTY SPUDS
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>shitspur
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>leave to put the kettle on
>Spurs concede
bruh
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Bruno Fernandes is gonna throw himself on the ground for a penalty against Chelsea
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>>154266306
You post something like this about your made up character every time Newcastle lose despite their being no one actually going mental in the thread
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why didn't he book slurpi semens for diving?
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>>154268222
He knew a banger was coming
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lmao romero looked unhappy spurs scored

wants out
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brighton are such wankers
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>>154268382
blame the dutch

ver bruggen and van hecke threw the game
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I forgot Maddison plays for Spurs. I feel like I haven't seen play this year at all.
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What a grim little club of benders Brighton are
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truly unbelievable

fucking.bottlers

utter cunts
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Spursbros...
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>>154266011
>Imagine that you fuck up the game: you look at her face, seething with rage, from the sidelines; you return to the dressing room post-match: “Umm, Anon, stay behind…we need to talk.”: You stay behind and she makes you lay down: she sits on your face and makes you eat her out, yelling at you, calling you a disappointment - and yet you love it…this is the 6th game in a row you’ve made a mistake, and the 6th time this has happened.
simps need the rope, feminists were right about men
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LOLLLL SPURS

>>154268669
fuck off frognonce
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West ham and forest can make a nice gap now
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HAHAHAHA
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classic spurs
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>>154265919
I know what you mean. My mil is a tiny woman that everyone is afraid of. She owns a gas station and her employees are a bunch of venezuelan brutes that turn into sad puppies whenever she's around. She could definitely coach a men's football team. If that was her job she'd do it better than most men. And I don't think anyone in the world wants to fuck her.
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I love how spursy spurs are
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>>154264254
Why doesn't Brent Cleminson support Brentford, as a fellow Brentman?
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>>154264254
gonna send him a superchat calling him bent lemonson
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>>154268467
snapped his ACL in the final game of pre-season, was also Son's final game, they stretchered him off
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>>154264123
>>154264254
>Brent Cleminson
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>>154269733
>pre-season
Wait, so he hasn't played at all this season? He's missed like 2 managers?
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>>154268669
based

>>154268694
>fuck off frognonce

not based
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>>154270064
Not one minute
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Chelseabros...
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>>154270332
Damn. That's rough.
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>>154270384
Kulusevski missed all season too, these guys were always good for a goal or two
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Chelsea don't get enough abuse
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>>154270397
>Kulusevski missed all season too,
Maybe there really is some truth to their pitch being worse for injuries. And I wonder if Thomas Frank's time would have gone down better with those two available.
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>manure customers desperately pushing the Penandes player of the season agenda
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>>154270525
get plenty from their own supporters
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Liversissy and his gang of bot goons have shut up real quick.
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>>154272106
Joined the 96 lmao
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Bruno Fernandes only needs 2 assists in the next 5 games to be on the same level as Thierry Henry.

3 assists to be undisputed.
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>Slot in for next season
Liversisters...
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>>154272184
If he doesnt win EPL POTS, the judges dont watch football.
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GGMU
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>>154270792
Who should be POTS in your opinion
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>There once was a fag that sucked a peen
>and the name of the fag was Liversissy

#Liverpool
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Why did Tottenham sell brenan Johnson? I know hes been invisible at palace. But he was spurs highest scorer last season (i think)
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>>154272722
Thaigo?
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>>154268694
You’re a big fat tranny
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I saw enough from Tottenham today to know they'll stay up. They outplayed Brighton for most of the game and were unfortunate to concede. Simons was excellent, likewise Porro. Every one of them had a confidence that they've lacked for months. It'll be a comfortable win against Wolves, who are dire, a draw at Villa Park and then a win at home to Leeds. That'll be enough to overtake West Ham and they're not taking more than 3 points from the remaining fixtures they have.
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>>154273592
He scored the winner in the Europa League final, so his Spurs career had already peaked
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjCJv4W4kvw
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PGMOL did everything they could for Troonited to win
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>>154274865
Genuinely awful referee performance. I am impartial. It was absolutely dreadful.
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>>154274977
He heavily favoured Brighton
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>>154275192
We're not talking about your faggot relegation fodder club bud. Egotistical cunt.
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>>154267557
>Bruno Fernandes is gonna throw himself on the ground for a penalty against Chelsea
he definitely tried



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