8:00 EDT on NFL Network
>>154246762>mfw someone has less than 3 timeouts
All gas no brakes baby
foxxy.dad
nice shirt eric lol
My gades would booty blast both of these shit teams.
SEXO CON PAM
>Henderson backthank fucking god
Did stormy get promoted i miss her
Carnitas ready in an hour lets get comfy for some Thursday Night Football.
>>154246856Stormy is selling pics of her feet directly to me for $52 a pop.
>4chan actually postable todayFootball is king
You can count the amount of fans there on one hand. Why do we continue to chase the Houston dragon?
Do any of these players have a hope of making an NFL practice squad outside of kickers?
Anyone else having their NFL Network randomly switching between the game and other shit?
>>154246884There's usually 50-60 guys that make an NFL roster in the preseason, and about 10-20 that stick around on practice squads or end of roster guys.
>>154246876to torture me
>>154246876Texas has too much football for them to care about another team, what were they thinking? Gotta give an area that is thirsty.
>scrambling with literally 5 defenders around youBean..........
>>154246902Didn't stop San Antonio from showing up. They're the only one that has, but they did show up.
>>154246902The best team in the UFL (my gades) has empty stands.
>59 yd fgshould have committed a penalty so they could attempt the 4 pt fg
>>154246919>Best and worst teams in the UFL are both in Texas>Both have no fansReally makes you think
Can't you just stand further back and kick it for 60?
I really like the NFLN score bug. It's simple, it's easy to read, and you can tell who's talking.
>>154246935Even worse it's a high school soccer field lmao
thanks for the free play :)
>>154246937You can but it screws up the timing and muscle memory. Also makes it easier for blockers to get up field.
>>154246902I dont know if its the league or individual stadiums but they are not pricing it like minor league football. I went to the columbus opener and paid 65 for the best seat ive ever had and even that felt pricey for a 70% full event, but then i looked earlier in the week to see what that same seat for tomorrow is going for expecting a price cut due to the inevitable plunge in attendance, but that madlads are charging 95 for it. Doesnt help that beer is 24 dollars and parking is 20 despite the fairgrounds site saying its 10
>>154246944It’s the ESPN scorebug. The only thing that’s different is the new bar that tells you who’s talking, which I actually really like.
>>154246926Cant they just voluntarily snap it a yard further back
>Henderson pulled his hamstringPINEAPPLE TIME
>>154246944>I really like the NFLN score bug. It's simple, it's easy to read, and you can tell who's talking.i was about to say it looks like ESPN updated their presentation. i like it
I sprained my MCL so I am sorry for calling football players pussies for not playing.
That's a sweet belt.
>Henderson trying to get himself killedUm?
>>154246987NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154246974Why didn't you just buy the cheapest seat available and move down five minutes into the game? We do this for CFL games. As long as you're dressed kinda nice and don't cause a disturbance, ushers won't give you any trouble.
>>154246995NFL Network
>>154246762Wtf why Is there one of those a football story documentaries instead of the game
>>154247030streaming on foxxy.dad beaner bro
>>154247030My NFL Network keeps fucking up and switching between that documentary and the game. I'm getting pissed
>>154247039Yeah, cool for the not-ricky Williams Nigga but i reallt wanted to watch the Game
>>154247030>>154247039Huh. Wonder what that's about. Who you nogs use? YoutubeTV hasn't given me any trouble so far.
>>154247058Cable
>>154247058Just regular cable tv
What the fuck was that play lmao
BEAN TEAM
GET THE FUCK OFF THE FIELD
Come on Beaner!
>There's nowhere to go for Jason Bean!Just ignore the TE coming across the field wide open
Heh 69
>>154247113He was given’ him the business.
i wish they'd bring back matt barrie and joey galloway for UFL coverage
IT'S MURDA
>>154247122What’d he think of the sandwich?
>>154247113>>154247121
>My man is upside down before the ball comes down from its' arc.LEL
I nominate Saber as the official Kings anime girl as she is a king
>McKittyBlack people are fucking stupid.
>>154247122he hated it and all the other mayo menu items
It’s actually based as fuck that they changed that gay OT rule mid-season instead of just shrugging and saying, “Oh well, we’ll fix it next year, sorry,” and not doing anything about it until after the season.
>>154247147meant for >>154247130
>>154247151They made it more retarded though
>>154247136Bro they're a horse team with the fucking crown. It's Oguri.
>>154247151They don't have time to fuck around league is on life support.
>>154247165Gacha is for third worlders
>>154247151They didn't fix it, they made it worse. The only fix it needed was a change to "Consecutive penalties" instead of carrying over from each try.
bro ran into his own blocker
None of these teams can run the ball for shit.
>>154247170Saber is more known for her Gacha than the porno she came from.WHY WOULD YOU SLIDE YOU FUCKING MORON
WHY DID YOU SLIDE?
WHY'D BEAN SLIDE EARLY?!
Beanbros cheering for a KWAB lmao
why the fuck would you slide kek
>>154247194Didnt wanna bruise his bussy
>>154247201
That's not a TD. Take it off the board.
Looked short
uh thats not a TD
Awful call Deano. He was clearly short.
bullshit
>>154247222>>154247228Deano fucks ya!
That was a fumble, fuck off
lol fail
Holy fuck his forehead is enormous. Yakub looking motherfucker.
This nigga invented white people
>>154247245PBUH
>pooston
lol bro you cant return a fair catch
Honestly? Glad we're getting this shitshow game done early. Saturday's gonna be real fun with two actual crowds and 1.5 rivalry games.
This bean is going to get fried
WHEW WHAT A CATCH
I would love to see the advanced stats on Beaner. He is like a UFL Jared Goff. If it's clean in the pocket he can sling it, but it feels like the second someone gets near him he freaks out and breaks down.
>pass 4chano shit
they got bro sitting on a $32 athome barstool lmao
secondary playing like absolute dog shit
Good throw
KANGZKANGZKANGZ
Way to drop, nohands.
>>154247347they really are>aw they're fucked up now!lel
Use both hards retard
Who stalls more at the goal line, STL or LOU?
Butterfingers
>>154247360Watch your mouth Steve!
>>154247159>>154247173I had a look, and I wouldn’t say that they made it worse. It’s dumb in that they made it more needlessly complicated, but it’s definitely an improvement. I also would’ve been fine with awarding the points on multiple penalties on the same try, but I don’t hate making them actually having to score to end the game. It kind of mirrors the concept that a game cannot end on a defensive penalty. At the same time, though, instead of just moving the ball an increasingly impossibly minuscule distance forward, they should’ve also looked to the “palpably unfair act” concept.
>>154247374god i bet she squeezes out some delectable little rabbit pellets
Hurry up halftime I got carnitas waiting.
>Houston, we have a problem!Yeah, the whole fucking team and staff.
>poolia
fuck it. go for it
Stuft
the fuck playcall was that lmao
>4th and 1>in shotgun
How are you going to fool the defense if you have a taped finger and they know you can't throw
>Games going to overlap on Saturday againI need to know who is in charge of this schedule because they genuinely need to be strangled to death.
Kangz are better than their 0-3 record, gamblets are worse than their 1-3 record.
I remember there was a big hullabaloo about "experienced vs first time" head coaches. How's that experience working for you Kevin?
>>154247437??? They shouldn't overlap. UFL games typically end just after the 3 hour mark.
Any suggestions for a half time fap time?
>Batted down againSomeone get this nigga a step stool so he can throw over his line.
>Gamblers Jokertoo perfect
>Hurts thinks he's going to the olympicslol
>>154247460xhamster com/videos/sweet-wifes-2nd-share-exitement-13741049
>>154247455You’re right, I’m retarded. The extra half hour made me think that the DC game would still be going on before the second one starts for some reason.
>>154247460Gonna yank my crank to Kimmy Granger, personally.
>time out immediately after 2 minute warninghuh?
>ufl kickers
>UFL kickers
>two gamblers down from a FGlmao wtf
>>154247460Fat bitches
>>154247522it just never ends with this team
Nice catch there blanco nino, too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked
do they just not call holding in this league or what
>dude a ring and playing in the UFL
3 fuckin points
That kid has way too much life in him to be a Pooston fan.
the dark louisville uniforms are much nicer
PIGGED
>>154247577Yeah, but these are a lot better they could’ve been considering their color palette.
Beaned
>>154247590that's fair. kinda feels like a mid-2000s madden create-a-team
That ball wasn't catchable, challenge that shit right now
cmon man
please block it
>>154247590Louisville color scheme is ripped from the pro bowl unis one year.
>>154247614they don't have any orange what the fuck are you talking about
can we please fire sumlin during halftime
>>154247614They’re closer to the Tards than they are to those.
Sumlin looks so done lmao. Maybe you should have challenged the DPI you retard.
>>154247645>>154247655He’s still reeling from getting ass blasted by DC.
>>154247664give him the rest of the season off so he can heal up
Need 2nd half shootout pls
>>154247682>These QBslmao good luck with that buddy
>burressthat the guy that got arrested for shooting himself in the leg?
>>154247716Hes the man that created /sp/
>>154247679You’re not getting off that easy.
>>154247716And spiked a live ball.
those glasses are retarded
TURNDABALLOVA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LAND DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
wouldn't mind taking pam on an awkward date, going no contact for 5 weeks, and then drunkenly begging her to piss in my mouth after losing a few hundred bucks at the roulette table (if i'm being quite honest)
LMFAO
>>154247776Look at all the onions junk she has in the background. Should tell you all you need to know.
>Missed the XPlmao
OH BABY
>>154247776Those tites are not retarded
>>154247800>shaq is over there crumpling up papers, thats why i was laughing
One playOne TDPineapple power
>bean>gets beaned
This feels like the perfect opportunity for a muffed punt.
TUA AT THE GAME
pooa got them fake teeth
Who the fuck is this?
why do these rich motherfuckers always get the fakest veneers possible lmao
>>154247799Why the fuck did that correct to onions? It said “onions” like I wanted it to all the way up until I did the Captcha. I even double-checked.
>>154247849OG Turndaballova
Shut up Tua, you're going to be in this league in a minute
>pooa
>>154247855Newfag
More balls than Bean lol
>You can just run the ballHow come nobody told me this?
>>154247882Nigga, I’ve been posting on /sp/ since 2023 and I’d been using the site for years before this board and I’ve never seen that shit.
Piña > frijoles
GOING ALL IN
>>154247907>since 2023lolLMAO
>>154247907No you haven't, newfag
>>154247904Because nobody can in this league.
Those carnitas were the cat's meow
>bench the white boy>start winningIt's just that fucking simple
>>154247915>>154247917I don’t have to prove shit to either of you faggots to satisfy your image board elitism.
>>154247935if you weren't vuvuzelaposting during the 2010 world cup threads, you don't know shit about sports
the girl i met in college 10 years ago who used to upload bikini try on hauls to youtube finally uploaded another one after me checking daily for 5 years after she deleted them allneedless to say i shot ropes over my shoulder bros
>>154247929
kek Tua got the Charisma, this guy not so much
>>154247846Doug Defender was yelling, “CTE!” at his brother during warmups last week.
>>154247939not him but i was in the first eternal arsenal thread whenever that was. dont think ive missed a single cfb thread since they started either
>>154247939Fuck I have been here way too long, that doesn't seem like 16 years ago.
>>154247963lol
>>154247954she's vulnerable bro. hit like on a random insta post
>>154247939I didn’t start caring about sports until the end of 2022 and that carried into the 2023 XFL season, which is when I started posting on this board. I don’t post here any other time of the year except for UFL season.
>>154248000that means you're a zoomer, a gayboy, or both. congratulations
>>154247954You gotta go for it dawg
>we ever gonna run the ball?lmao
>>154248009Refer to above: >>154247935
>coach please stop making me throw it I'm tired my arm hurts I want to go home
>>154248032it's ok to be a zoomer gayboy, just don't deny it
>>154248044>>154247935
why do the gamblers sleepwalk the first half of every game?
Kek just run it down the middle every time
>>154248056>t. born during obama's first term
>>154247990>>154248010at one point i had zoomed in on a reciept in the backseat of her car during a chatty day in my life video she uploaded plus another video she had a shirt on only found in a specific boutique and triangulated that she lives in a very specific neighborhood in houston. i went to the starbucks there but chickened out of actually stalking her
>>154248061Give them some credit, they sleepwalked through the WHOLE game last week.
>>154248068that's the exact opposite of what you should be doing. send a dm or something what the fuck
>>154248067>>154247935
>>154247954I'll do you one better.I dated my OnlyFans girl for a year and a half. This went far better than it should have so yeah I've went to family BBQ's with my OF girl but she relapsed into coke so I dumped her. This made her spiral even harder and she got into meth. On top of being sad about the breakup, all of her meth delusions are about me. Sometimes I wake up to shit like her inviting me to her therapy sessions or ranting about me posessing secret government black ops tech. She has like 60k followers and used to be a pretty big model that won a huge online contest like 10 years ago so anytime her methposting about me gets out of control I usually get concerned messages from people all over the country.The affidavit I wrote for the restraining order is a hilarious read. It got approved quickly. If she continues or gets herself arrested it'll probably make the news given she used to be a minor celebrity and I already have a pitch deck written plus the pilot episode written if someone wants to buy the story which they probably will.This is spring football related because I used to watch XFL/USFL/Nascar highlights at her place when we were together and it fucked with her youtube algorithm. Which also makes her meth delusions worse because she gets random UFL clips recommended to her on her feed alongside normie female shit like makeup tutorials or 90s music videos and thinks its me using goverment blackops technology to hack her tv.Let me see if I can find a pic of me watching Luis Perez with her dog.
wtf hold onto the ball
FOOMBLE
>turndaballova
>>154248087>dating a hot skiier with a bonafide plug>not indulging while also guiding her to a safe usage levelfaggot
I loved watching mutthomes get creamed.
>>154248082but im a twisted little freak who likes to stalk and follow women. harmless hobby>>154248087is it tara
>17 straight pass playslol louisville
>>154248138>rb run for 1 ydyou're welcome, bean
>>154248133bro just lift for like 3 months, you're nowhere near as far away as you think
>>154248103Cocaine + BPD is terrible because instead of getting horny, they get paranoid/depressed and cry for hours.>>154248133Naw. But there is indeed a former playboy model somewhere in Canada getting recommended UFL highlights on her feed and spiralling anytime she sees them thinking it's a top secret government surveillance program.
>>154248173that's a misdiagnosis, bpd girls turn into stepford mommies on coke. maybe she's major depressive but not bpd
>>154248163im married with kids. i do it for love of the game
>>154248068I’ve done something similar, but only out of curiosity to see if I could, but once I found the location, I left it at that. Actually acting on it is creepy as fuck and will get you put on a registry for life.
>>154248199>implying i cant easily play it off if caught>implying i would ever get caught
>Louisville finally gets a sports team that isn’t college or soccer>they suck
>>154248196no, you're not
are they literally the louisville draft kings
>>154248103Any and all drug use is disgusting.
>>154248217in bed with my wife and cat as we speak pleb. wife is reading a book called yesteryear
>>154248225dey be kangz n sheit
>>154248195Bipolar's also a good shout, at this point she's so far gone that I'm just trying to put up the proper legal barricades and not think about her anymore than I have to (other than telling the funny parts of the story for 4chan).>>154248199Some of these girls are fucking dumb when it comes to opsec and open themselves up to stalkers. When one of my friends got into OF thottery I helped her go through her entire Insta feed of 10 years to make sure nobody could zero in on where she lived. Stuff like bedroom selfies where you could see kids soccer pictures/medals needed to be deleted.
>>154248228faggot
>>154248232sure you are hunny
I'm in bed with my dog
>>154248254Any drugs/alcohol are degenerate.Gambling is degenerate.If you're going to have an expensive vice, auto racing and whores are objectively the best.
Drugs and alcohol aren't expensive though.
>>154248276>drugs>alcohol>gambling>expensivewut
>>154248274Is she right?
>>154248292Drinking to the point you're an alcoholic gets expensive.Not just from spending money on alcohol but all the dumb shit you do in the process.
cmon gamblers
Soon, overbros.
>>154248334no, it really doesn't
WE GOT A TIE GAME FELLAS
>>154248348DUI's are expensive.The "impulsively taking up random hobbies" are expensive.The "in addition to drinking, I should put like $500 on tonights NFL games" is expensive.The "I should impulsively make a career change" is expensive.
>>154248334>Drinking to the point you're an alcoholic gets expensive.lmao no it doesn't.
>>154248379none of those are consequences of alcoholism. they might be tied to the disorder that LED to the alcoholism but it seems like you have a very distorted understanding of mental problems
>land dragon>holdingRIP
how have you guys not learned to never reply to canadians theyre all retardedDRAGON
Dragon denied
>>154248412Every time
>it's 9/11shit bros not again
Never forget ;_;
>>154248448that holding was an inside job
what the hell was that
Never forget
>>154248448Israeli's are dancing.
Awful throw
reffie is terrorist confirmed
Go for it you fucking cowards
How many pieces of gum does Sumlin go through in a game?Are his teeth ground down to shit?Did Johnny get his coke from Sumlin or did Sumlin get his coke from Johnny?
Louisville has responded to getting gashed in the run game to just doing run blitzes every play because they know the pineapple can't throw over them
>Punter Mac Brownknew i recognized that name
as bad as this overlay sucks, it's kinda cool seeing who's talking at any given moment. feels like it could be a half-opaque thing in one corner of the screen like a video game
Both offenses went to shit or both defenses are stepping up
>>154248516i chew one piece of gum for literally 12 hours
>avaitors might not be the worst team in the UFL for a dayCAM ON GAMBLERS SCARE SOME FREAKING POINTS
both teams are trying to lose now
>>154248535God what a fun game that was. Still mad they didn't let AJ get 8.
>The pass was so retarded that both the WR and DB watched it go by them in disbelief.
someone has to win this football game
PIGGED! BEANER PIG!
BALL DONT LIE
>>154248585I wanna see OT shootout
Beanerbros… are we getting sent back?
what the FUCK read was that lmao. high school playoff shit
IT'S OVER! POOSTON IS GONNA WIN IT!
PIIIICKED OOOOFFFFFFF!!!!
QUIT BEING STUPID TAULIA
Gamblers are a few plays away each game from being 4-0 instead of 0-4. They are much better than their record indicates and I'm tired of having to explain this to people who only look at the box scores and don't actually watch the games.
>>154248253>Some of these girls are fucking dumb when it comes to opsec and open themselves up to stalkers.100% facts. The girl that I found was so fucking dense with what she was exposing. She primarily makes videos in her car or house where she’s just chatting and eating (she used to make much better stuff and has gotten incredibly lazy, but that’s a whole other topic) and she used to talk frequently about things that happened at her old job. The thing is, though, that the job was in a highly niche industry that would be easy to pinpoint given a few other pieces of information. Well, lo and behold, one day, she uploads another car video where she pulls out a very specific product from her work, declares it as such, and HAS THE LOGO EXPOSED TO THE CAMERA. Well, that just blew the whole thing wide open and because I now had where the business was, I could find where she was filming because she had a Bass Pro Shop in the background behind her, which is a very distinctive building. That gave away the location where she got the food from and I was able to find the exact parking spot she was filming at. I considered DMing her to tell her how careless she was being, but decided against it because I’d probably come across as a stalker despite my intentions. The freaky thing about this story is that about a year or so later, I was actually in the area on a work trip and didn’t think about or realize it until I literally drove right past the parking spot in an Uber. She ended up doing basically the same thing, but even worse because in addition to all the clues she was obliviously dropping to her location, she also openly said that the location was only about a minute from her house, which, needless to say, is even more dangerous.
>>154248642you mean the kangs, right?
>Dirty Jewkek
>>154248642There's a good documentary about the 8-8 Chargers in I think 09 or 10 that this happened to as well.
>Delay of game on the defenseBRUTAL
>>154248642we were not a few plays away from beating the defenders
>>154248663Yeah I do
Now watch him shank it
Wyoming represented
bro
I can't fucking believe I called that.
>>154248730OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nooooooooooo
bean dead
BEANER IS DOWN OH NO
BEANED
It was good
>>154248755Someone in the audience also called it before kek
>>154248664Robert Kraft spent many shekels, goy.
PICK SIX PLEASE
Louisville absolutely just has to play for OT now.
>>154248772I didn't see shit
we wouldnt be in the scenario if hoyland hadnt missed that XP earlier
why are polynesians so dumb
wait why the fuck did the clock take so long lmao
TWO WEEKS IN A ROW OF LOUISVILLE GROVERTIME
OGRETIME
i'm convinced polynesians rank below even australian aboriginals
>IF YOU'RE LOUISVILLE, THEY CHANGED THE RULE FOR YOU, YOU BETTER GET IT DONE!
gamblers gonna win this
lmaothey actually changed that rule from last weekcalvinball-ass league
>>154248819>>154248838Polamalu
kino time
Whoever wins will beat the gaydes
>>154248838lmao not even close.You cant even understand what abos are
>>154248863You mean whoever loses.
>>154248867I trust you fake australiabro. Abos seem otherworldly. Pineapples just think they're black.
wait wait wait, what the fuck is happening here lmao. I need a QRD
HOLY SHIT LOUISVILLE ACTUALLY SCORED A TRY IN OT
KING EMAND DING EM
>Beaning it in OTYeah, because he’s been so effective in goal-to-go so far.
>>154248885it's like penalties in soccer
KANGZ
Is this... divegrass penalties???
MY FUCKING PONIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
WEWUZKANGZ
>>154248905yes. and it fucking rules
KINGS!
just fucking kill me aleady
gg see ya tomorrow
>>154248878>Abos seem otherworldlyPretty much. I honestly not doing a /pol/ thing or being le hecking racisterino. Abos are a different species; its as simple and deep as that
>>154248902>>154248914Bloody awesome
Dey’s finally Kangz n shiet.
