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Fauli Köln draw today
>>154253894El Mala masterclass incoming
Elversberg are fumbling promotion on the last meters?
>bundes 00perts said he'll relegate Holzbein
>>154254068manifesting a Ey Malla hatty heute (3 (P)'s)
154254168why are you such an attention whore?
holzbein got so many twinks.. I wonder how Schizo Walter can contain himself in the dressing room >_<
also >Schizo Walter PWNING Liebercucksome things never change
GuMo
the beer and the incoming Derbysieg
>and the incoming Derbysiegdrunk already kek
>>154253859Kringle faden
>„Der Klub ist der Ansicht, dass über beide Spiele hinweg mehrere Schiedsrichterentscheidungen getroffen wurden, die nicht den Spielregeln entsprachen. Dies sei auf eine fehlerhafte Anwendung der Regeln sowie auf ein mangelndes Eingreifen des VAR-Systems bei klar bedeutenden Szenen zurückzuführen“, heißt es in einer Pressemitteilung des Klubs. Hinzu komme, „dass die Summe dieser Fehler einen direkten Einfluss auf den Verlauf der Spiele und auf das Endergebnis hatte und dem Klub erheblichen sportlichen und finanziellen Schaden zugefügt hat.“
schnarch game
>>154255225Is this about Real Madrid CL knock out stage games of the past 10 years or so?
>>154254850Darmstadt always wins zweite and gets relegated next season, it's tradition.
>akh
typisch deutsche müllspiel aufn freitag abendwie jedes mal
>>154255531Na ist jut. Dieses Spiel ist heiter.
>>154255531what are you gonna do when only one team in the league has ambition?
does fauli not know children in Africa could use this toilet paper? not so tolerant of them!
>Snoozedes
PEN REF
let ey malla take wtf!!
>>154255812He gave it to Waldschmidt by himself.
why is the HIV mong now larping as an El Mala lifelong?
typical low iq bremtard post, my boy Ey Malla is based af
>>154255920>Muslim>basedlolshut the fuck up roach
based ey malla is aryan af you retard
more l0k ayran, air?
Ayran alongside a tasty döner is also based
>>154254891Servus, Lucho
>>154253859rosa is not a colour btw
>Marco Rose wird übereinstimmenden Medienberichten zufolge zur kommenden Saison das Traineramt beim AFC Bournemouth übernehmen
Na, ihr Almans?Na, ihr scheiß Kuffar? xD
müller did it again...
>>154255225straight up schizos
So it was just a pr-stunt?
>>154263814No, they just didn't see any reason to publically declare that the appointment doesn't change the original plan of her coaching the women's team next season
>Kovac wünscht Schalke den Bundesliga-AufstiegGone next november
theres literally nothing wrong with that statement
Watching the DAZN Bundesliga Konferenz now and I still can't believe how unprofessional and amateurhaft it is. How the fuck did they get the rights to stream this? No way I'm paying 420€ for a year for this shit before they lose the Champions league rights
>>154264078??wanting your rival to be promoted is perfectly reasonable as it gives you the chance to prove that you’re better than them in direct competition
>bundes laughed at this
>(Sat)14:12:09 >Watching the DAZN Bundesliga Konferenz nowsome bot fixing is needed, skyturds
154264450absolutely no one did. but sure: incredibly based, high iq and hot af take to suggest that the team that has been known to play some of the best football in second Bundes for many years now plays more exciting footy than the team coached by a notorious anti-football coach
>In der Nacht von Freitag auf Samstag hat eine Gruppe gegen 3.30 Uhr vor dem Mannschaftshotel des HSV („Atlantic Grand Hotel“) in der Bremer Innenstadt eine beachtliche Menge Pyros und Feuerwerkskörper gezündet. Täter konnten bisher nicht ermittelt werden. Polizei: „Die Einsatzkräfte waren zwar schnell vor Ort, bei Ankunft hatte sich die Personengruppe jedoch bereits entfernt. Eine entsprechende Anzeige wurde gefertigt.“why are they in a bremen hotel anyway? it's 90 minutes on the autobahn, get a fucking grip you pussy norfeners
154264493they were dead last when I posted this, youre just hating because it was based me with the based football knowledge again
>>154264503the company pays for it
the huhnion hatewatch will be legendary today
>>154264450>basedme.jpgwhat the fuck are you talking about, they're 13th
Men coaches? We don't do that in GERMANY
>>154264635do people here not watch the games at all?
>>154264665>retard exposed.jpgyes you are exposedwho the fuck cares about xG you literal retardat the end of the day Schalke is 1st and they're 13th
Guy is literally called handjobber
>>154264681I hate low iqs like you dont @ me ever again
>>154264700shut the fuck up you mongoloidgo watch tennis or something more suited to your brain
literally just watch both Maidencastle goals today, the schalker holzfüße would tangle their legs playing like thisalso I said dont @ me chuddy
>>154264721They are going up unlike the maidens
>>154264665even in your own criteria table Schalke is above them
>>154264665Schalke back in buli would be kino
>>154264721you might be the biggest retard on this board
>"actually, magdeburg are better than Schalke">"according to this stat">Schalke ranks above Magdeburg in the stathow does he do it?
>>154264741because they play the most effective football not the best
>>154264814>>154264746because their defence has been abysmal for 3/4 of the season, their attack always deliveredgehirn einschalten!!
>>154264828>
>>154264861nice selfie chuddy
>>154264869>
im literally the calm smart monkey on the right tho>he unironically swapped himself into the low iq tardKWABOTY
>>154264451Have you ever heard of Vorberichterstattung? It started at 14:00 and it's just as bad as DAZN commentators who have been praised here before
>>154264950
Pieper vs Big Dick Chadvillager today
>Chud Pimmer BTFO"s the foid
guys... the dorkmund game already sucks hard. and there's still 75+ minutes to go
>golfsburg actually scored>that foid will be the start of golfsburg staying upLOOOOOOL
which part of germany are people like this from?
Ich hab komplett vergessen, dass Union jetzt eine Fotze als Trainer hat. Ich hätte nicht auf die wetten sollen. It's over
OH NONONONONONO GLASS CEILING BROS WE ARE WINNING
>>154265178>not watching /comfyrenz/NGMI
>>154265178another year without the meisterschaft
BOYS RULE GIRLS DROOL
Glatzel brother
piss dich polzin du fetter spast
WTF ARE YOU DOING TORUNARIGHA WAKE UP CUNT
>conceding to Bre"men"grim
BOBBYYYYY
>Süle
>Gürkithere goes the additional free day lmao
Woltemade benched again
>>154265363hes finished in england. they will take anything they can get just to get his wages off their accounts
>why yes, we are werder bremen fans. How could you tell?
>>154265373>>154265363what happened, thought he was good
>>154265373Why though? He is as based.
>>154265382>>154265384EPL coaches are retardedthey paid 70mil for him and then the coach kept playing him as an 8 and something between a 6 and 8
>>154265384>>154265382hes awfulwell in EPL.slowweakdumbjust useless.
>>154265373Wouldnt mind us taking him back on loan + 30 mio buy option desu
>>154265402You buy every flavour of the month player from bundes, lol liga and ligue un. I don't take your opinion for granted.
>>154265411doubt theyd loan him but maybe for 30m upfront
Womansisters...can we turn it around with the Halbzeitanaprache?
>>154265422is she even allowed in the mens dressing room?
>sky asking the huhnion president if they have erstattet some anzeigen for the social media posts about EtaLOL
>>154265483>bunchuddies already sweating
>Huhnion
>>154265483Fragile leftist subhumans
>>154265543>0-2>okay jungs, kommt schon, nicht aufgeben!!!lmao they're all looking at her wtf
Huhnion are the ultimate chud club if you think about it
the huhnion twitter is popping off
>>154265570No their BSW the club
>>154265589*they are
>>154265552humilation ritual for every onion player
SACK HER TITS !
>>154265382go to woltemade on transfermarktgo to detailed performance data, detaillierte leistungsdatenscroll down to EPL gameslook at the position for every gamenow pick 24/25scroll down to bundeslook at the position for every gameeven I could figure this out, yet I'm not paid millions unlike the Newcastle coach
>first female coach protects vw from abstieg
>>154265589bsw is the chuds choice tho
>>154265483nigga thought he was in the hertha part of berlin
>>15426560700plain
>00
>HIV
POLZIN BIDDD FERLASS UNS
that was a fucking foul on omari
Der Dahmen...einer für den Nager?
jinmer youre not him lil bro
>woman coaching
>>154265604Woltebitch is a center back you will all learn this soon
>>154265604to be fair to their manager they tried him everywhere. hes not a striker, he doesnt have the instincts, pace, or hold up abilityhe doesnt have the brain to play number 10/AMC in the premier league, neither does xavi simons thats why hes also perma benched. you cant get away in the premier league with having a number 10 vs all these hard working/fast 4 3 3 teams here unless hes special like kdb or whatever
we are 3rd bundes tier without Vuskochad
better or worse than magdeburg?
>>154265724you will be able to buy him in summer if spurs get relegated
>>154265731maidenchads would pwn half the league
>>154265734we are poor ._.
WTF thats a red for bittenshart! no intent for the ball, only to injure miro max maria
DAFFEH HAMMER CUMMING ON
based otele kill that brewomen phaggot
lmfaothis hatewatch is amazing
>Shartele
>>154265827>bremenanon said Hahnsah is the future of the shaft
LMAOtele
HIV bros... women bros...
Is it a shock that Wolfsburg are in the relegation zone? I went to look how my boy Vini Souza is getting on and that's a dire WDL record.
>Riggikusen
NEVER A REDBREMRIGGI
why do leftists (bremen,bayern,pauli,chemie,babelsberg,freiburg,haching,mainz,…) always have to rig to win?
LOL wtf is the HIV ref doing? First red wasn't even a yellow, second one was a yellow but never a red
>>154265890SURPRISE SURPRISE THE HSV IS GETTIMG RIGGED
>>154253370>>154253660"Damit kann man dann die Spieler schon bekommen."
>>154265893Meds
>>154265902wir werden jedes verfickte spiel verarscht digga
>>154265899Not so fast
what's up with HSV and getting a red EVERY FUCKING GAME
POLZIN HAS TO GOWHAT A SHAMBOLIC PERFORMANCE
You can never trust a man with einem Doppelnamen
5 points with 4 matches left to relegation. HIV goin down, and at least 4 more red cards in this match kek
>nr 1 im nordenbremtards can't read the table apparently
>>154265952whats the (N) stand for..
>Neveragainkusen
>>154265960Negroid
>>154265960uNbesigt auf ewig
Womansisters...it's over
>>154265984how will lefties recover from this?
>this thread
This is diabolical. If you MUST have a woman manager make her a big butch one like the one from the lower leagues in england. Can't remember what team. But that woman was fucking scary. This woman every player will want to fuck. Can't respect something you want to fuck telling you what to do.
>>154265914still time to delete your post
>hufschmied
...
Negerkusen and Cuckmund are so pathetic
>bayern only needs 1 draw now in 5 games and can swing their eggs with reserve teams in bundes during the psg gamesthanks dortmund
>>154266008kwab
>10 men HSVwell done Brewomen with 11 we destroy you
>>154266008is a tranny their twitter admin?the crashout is incredible, I think this is the first time I read "incel" in a German sentence
>>154266091PR team is probably American
>>154266113Nah
>>154265483they've probably tried
>>154266154>>154266091kek post more of this kino
>>154266160https://x.com/fcunion/with_replies
>>154266132"incel" doesn't make sense in anything other than English because it's a portmanteau of involuntary celibatedo Germans use the term?surely you have your own word for the phenomenon
how nice of Dortmund to let Bayern win the title in a home game
absolute joke of a league. finished.
Düsenchäds we gaan.
>>154266175>do Germans use the term?Zoomers do
>>154266175no. is there a turkish word for it? then maybe
>>154266149VOLUMES
Dusseldorf is going the FUCK down. N I C E.
>>154265483>nooooooo don't criticise the womerinooooo, you would never criticise a guy you nazis aaaaneurotic spastics, laughable
>Neuburg lost again against Geburtsmund and Woltemade sat on the bench for 86 minutesWhat the fuck is he doing at that hopeless club?
Diomande hatty wie im hinspiel?
>>154266278>t kölner sissy
>>154266409>86 minuteshe played 4 minutes?
>>154266804Yea, just like most games before that. And his club is 14th. With Stuttgart he would play CL next season at least.I don't know who made the worse career move, Wirtz or Woltemade?
>>154266870WirtZ
SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIOMANDE
>>154267129next woltesissy hit?
>>154267199Woltebitch x schokoellsen?
brutal moghow will we recover, non-med bros?
üedrago don't get injured by the slightest touch: challenge impossibru
>kekkerer
Nusa note 1 motm
>>154267914
>>154267914Chadle Perner got 0 aura but he pwned the schizo today
>>154267924yes>>1542684310 agree
>>154268737>ownedShartfurt just has a worse squad
>>154268809Perner is literally Diomande and inshallah ball, just triple him
Ole is a 4-10th tier coach and everybody knows this. Could win the shaft wirh Beiern but could also get relegated with Mainz.
>>154269205>WM für Deutschlands Gegner in Gefahr
>>154269205>nager gets forced to his luck
>>154269205We're so back Dschamalbros
Reading about Gnabry made me remember InsaneZ. >7 goals in Süper Lüg kekmfaofl
ER MACHT IHN
copa del rey final on btw
>ynr that 00perts thought Hangover will go up
b2b promotions for the tigginator
>>154270223jawmogged every other player there too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL5l0TtzMMs
>>154270420ist wahrscheinlich 30, sieht aus wie 40, versucht wie 20 auszuseheninteressant
>>154270595ist aber trotzdem verheiratet und bvb-tschäd
>>154270595>versucht wie 20 auszusehenNicht wirklich. Solche Art von Kappen identifizieren dich ziemlich deutlich als 30+
>>154270133?
>>154270420>it was the pitch and the var guys, I swear
>>154269205Serge, ich drücke Dir die Daumen, dass Du es schaffst. Du hast es vor allem wegen der Leistung verdient und überhaupt für das, was Du geleistet hat. Ganz Deutschland drückt Dir die Daumen. Du bist ein Mehrwert für die Deutsche Nationalmannschaft.
>>154270790
>>154271014I seriously do not understand why so many people choose to look like this
>>154271093millennial ruhrpott alman default skin halt
>>154269316Your posts would make sense if it was Sane, Goretzka or Woltemade instead.>>154269389Gnabry played as a 10 under Nager, not as a winger, and was one of the better consistent players for Schland this season. Cant really say the same for most players, except for Baumann, Raum and Kimmich I guess.
>>154271093Because of the norwood reaper
schalkebros how do we feel about this unentschieden?
SPIDERMAN
i thought it was a meme that you guys have a female coach what the fuck
>>154271879the country is the memealthough there is a small chance that she gets them relegated which would be funny
>>154271353If >we lose to Paderborn next week every outcome of this game would have been bad
>cuckleti
>>154273198Atletico, Arsenal and Dortmund should just be one team, The eternal cuckies. They are no different than than the linksextremen Grünen, SED/Linken and SPD
>>154273601yeah imagine getting outcoached by mattratzo..
Unexpected kek thanks to DAZN Oligarch
>>154273792wa sist pasirt?
>>154273842The Dortmund of Espania bottled another title
>>154273936oh I thought something interesting happened after I turned it off when they won the penals
>>154269205he was invisible against real in the 2nd leg
>BVB mit Interesse an Mavropanos GuMo
>Doppelpass sucking Eta's dick in the most embarrassing manner because she's a womanI'm out
>>154282286>Woman >DickGerman edumacation lel
How are we feeling today Schalkebros?
is 4chan also showing the wrong times for you guys? >>154282416 this is saying 5 am to me
>>154282457Yes yes
>>154282416>NPCs: /bundes/>Chud: schalke chads We're winning
etabros..
>>154265395funny thread
Thank god she lost. How would we have coped if she had won the first game, fellow chuds?
>>154282795All Kvltgart
