previous >>154249716 about 24 hours until playoff hockey
>gary kicks off the ploffs with the worst game
>>154254190but the worst game is the 3rd one to start?
>laffs
perfectly tapered, zero wipe marner. perfect way to start the postseason.
>>154264763>>154264764>63>64>laffsmind
flyersplayoffdance!
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>>154263615This is completely irrelevant to the Canucks being good or not. At the beginning of the season Hughes was your best player EP40 was the sideshow. Pettersson's problem isn't his size it's the fact that's he the most predictable player in the league who refuses to take any risk. originally
Guys I don't see the Wings on the schedule. Did Patel fuck up the website again?
>>154254190I'm actually pretty excited for the sens. Also as a Swede shouldn't you love the sens?
>>154264806there's no chance that my info is revealed? in that case i might join! :D
>>154264528I hope he's doing a play by play for the battle for PA. He's actually pretty decent at it.
>>154264839please join miska :D we want 50 brackets
>>154264866i joined! :D
does french canadian mean you speak french or do you have to have a french name like jean claude?
>>154264902In Canada it's a requirement to learn French kwab
>>154265031What's the problem with speaking multiple languages? I speak four
>>154265031Aren't you guys required to take Spanish?
>>154265042Nothing's wrong with knowing multiple languages but imagine not only speaking French but it being a national requirement lmao
>>154265042Imagine if you had to learn Russian to get a job with your government
>>154265042>I speak fourbecause you have to. most americans only know english because we decided it was gonna be the global lingua franca of business and science and no one is powerful enough to tell us otherwise
>>154264806i wanted to join but the nhl site wouldn't let me sign up saying there's something wrong on their end
>>154264763>>154264764are the laffs keeping their draft pick or is it going away? if its not decided what are the odds they keep it?
Chicken wings with the sauce
>>154265118Post your predictions anyway
>>154265088That would suck. Does every single job require french fluency?>>154265102It was actually the english! :D you speak their language. No one speaks americanese hehe
>>154265149yeah i think it had a lot to do with the bong empire all speaking it.
>>154265143posted it yesterday in another thread too
>>154265176nice bracket slovakifren
>>154265149true, we took the bong language and gave it a normal accentbut make no mistake, america's global dominance in the latter half of the 20th century is why everywhere worth going to speaks at least some english
>>154265176based dabres believer
>>154265203i have dabres in the finals :D
>>154265189thanks finbro >>154265203they either go deep or go out first round desu
has everyone forgot that the hurricanes forget how to play hockey in the playoffs
>>154264806wtf
>>154265214i have them losing to dabres in conference finals :D
The Kitchener Rags are in the conference finals:)Beat my Soo thoughever :/
>>154265203>>154265209>>154265244
>>154264837>excited for the senaturds to lose in embarrassing fashion (again)yikes
DO NOT REDEEM SENATORS BLOODY BASTARD BITCH
who here /eliminated/postseason is so comfy and stress-free when your team didnt get in
Bros I love hockey but I simply cannot support a team with a name as stupid as “the Wild”.
I have no idea what I'm doing I just picked the funniest outcome
>>154265388Two of my teams are in desu :)
>>154265405the funniest outcome would be the oilers losing to buffalo
lmao why did the Canucks make Quinn Hughes captain? why didnt they just go with no captain?
>>154265421Best player
>>1542654105 for me :)
>>154265405Not funny didnt laugh
I heard the Leafs tried to sign himhttps://x.com/nexta_tv/status/2044292833390047337
go Our Senniesgo my Yinziesgo my dear bro's Knights
When this happens the seethe will be glorious
my picks>ottawa>minnesota>philadelphiaplace your bets accordingly
>>154265534I like how in every bracket the west is exactly the same and the east is radically different.
>>154265534kekaroo
wake me when the elimination games start
>>154265421because they knew he was destined to be traded
>>154265541i bet you're retarded
why are there islanders fans? genuinely curious
>>154265541how much link did you bet?
Only shit games today
>>154265586both of them
>>154265505He likes to play hockey unlike the last Finnish PM who liked sucking dicks in the back of a club
>>154265209They lack experience but they have the potential to be the best team in the east
Our Sennies play in a few hours
>>154265617define few
>>154265628a couple
>>154265553The west is just multiple instances of hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby, whereas the east is teams that like are 10 points apart at most.
>>154265425We won bigly :)
>>154265637>16 losers points
The future of the chel is players named Daxon, Jaxon and Maxon
going for a morning run before hockey
>>154265637This desu
That Ryan Roobroeck kid suffered a huge drop in his draft ranking, did they discover him suck cocks or something?
if the sabres win the cup were all gonna get filipina girlfriends!
>>154265676I think you mean if the Stars win
>>154265676
>>154265676go sabres
a sabres cup is spiritually a canadian cup
>>154265676Those SEA chicks are something else man. The greatest pair of tits I've ever seen belonged to a Malaysian chick I was sexting a few years ago
>>154265567got u fren>>154265603bro that's every politician>>154265608yes i am rooting for them to do well!>>154265656respect!
>>154265676Already have one
>>154265352>laffs
>>154265222gary doesn't like the implication
following teams receive my frenmagic during yhe 1st round>flyers>habs>stars>dabres>kongs>canes>ducks>mammoth
>>154264806joined :)
>>154265711that was a male and the photos were fake. kwab
>>154264806>All Finns Must PerishI didn't know we allowed Swedes in our brackets Good names overall desu
>>154264806>"bud1_mitch1that's me :)
>>154265753Total finn death
>>154265765Nah all the shit I had her do proved her legitimacy, and it was waaaay before AI slop hit the mainstream so don't hit me with that angle either. I miss those tits bros...
>>154265793It wasn't girly photos...
>>154265753allowing yuros into our league was a mistake
>>154265792hello! :D
>>154265792Many are saying this
>>154265807Soon you'll learn that letting Europeans into our countries was a mistake, kemosabe
>>154265793post them
>>154265676i dont want a flip girlshe'll force children on me then use them as leverage for the rest of my pitiful existence
>>154264806>https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/17788It won't load on my peecee for some reason.
>>154265806>ywn have an excuse to stand bare chested in front of past their prime but still hot interviewer cougars and sweat all over their glittery sports jacket
>>154265870Sorry. Americans only.
Today, we are all Our Sennies
>>154265872i really hope leo pops off rn hes almost ppg but i watch him and theres so much potential
>>154265656I’m lifting right now :)
>>154265915>cant even beat the laffsmiss me
Welp just got my prostate milked and now i'm ready to watch my favorite team go for lord Stanley's cup. Go Pens!
>>154265840protip: all women do this
>>154265840>he is unaware
just a few hours to go bros
Happy playoff day numales
Crosby will rape his way to the cup one last time
realistically if i got into a fight with gary i would probably kill him because he is old, small and of questionable health.
>>154254179go wilds
>>154266049>CrosGOD showing McFraud what a true leader looks likeKino.
>>154266049
>>154266049crosby's first cup handoff will be to mcdavid
>>154266052I'd tie his shoe laces together and pants him
>>154266052don't do it anon, he has a black belt in jewjitsu
>>154266100Krav Manga actually
>all those brackets having the Habs make the finals when they're fodder for the LightningKek.
>>154266151Tampa stocks are low, Montreal stocks are record high.
>>154266151>the ghost of hedman is gonna stop cutefieldnaw
>>154265753Thanks for the encouragement fren
>>154266100Jen
>>154266187t. chris pronger
>>154266187Planet retard's official bracket
>>154266187Now that’s peak retard
>>154266187based and orangepilled
People are really picking Tampa over Montreal? How? Why? Montreal is absolutely the better team.
>>154266187>>154266201Top kek
>>154266236then why does tampa have 50 wins and montreal didnt even get there?
>>154266187 kino
is /hoc/ a cat genny or a dog genny
>>154266301mouse
>>154266236Tampa is superior and actually has a clutch factor
>>154266301Doggy
3 hours to go! Best be stocking up on snacks and booze before Gary's festivities begins.
>>154266343way ahead of you
>>154265975Laffs didn't qualify, retard.
>>154266367newfag
>>154266343Make sure to grab some cheezits. They had a bogo deal last week
>>154266367yep, that is how pathetic the ottawa iscouldnt beat the laffs in a series on their last limb
>>154266301only cat we like here is a little orange fella named garfield
>>154266187Based
>>154266398get em extra toasted
>>154266362if you're offering i'm taking this one, thank you :3
>>154266400Yes saar the Ottawa is very pathetic
>>154266400>t. Seething Jeet south onterrible tranny
>>154266415tzatziki sauce. excellent choice.
>>154266419>>154266430>p-p-p-please be brown!disgusting desperation
>>154266415I’ll take the coconut one
finna have mania on the monitor and dem ploffs on the television
Is he really gonna start Anderson? They're gonna lose unless Bussi is in the net.
>>154266362
theres no good way to eat a powdered donut, especially at work
>>154266449ayy yo what up kang got any congos lately
>>154266415I love jelly doughnuts :)
i like the cartoon lookin ahh donuts with the pink frosting and sprinkles
>>154266439Your best player is a Mexican with a forehead the size of the rink itself
>>154266460i'm taking the one with strössels thanks fren :)
>>154266475>yournot a laffer
>>154266488nice try Larry
just save me a sprinkles
>>154266459That's insensitive, Anon!
>>154266439>types like a brown>surprised people think he's brown
>>154266509>PLEASE BE BROWN ITS ALL I HAVEnaw
it's up
>>154266495i took the last one :(
>>154266515The fanbase in Ottawa is extremely fragile.
>>154266521yeah but thats not hockey related
Skinner playoff hockey 8:20 be there or be square
>>154266507Welcome back waffles! Thoughts on your sharks season and celebrini?
>>154266562
>>154266568his name is leopold not waffles ya fucking retard
>>154266515Maybe consider taking some English classes if people mistaking you for a brown person because of your poor writing skills upsets you that much
>>154259770Hmm...
>>154266584having two shit goalies is truly revolutionary tech bravo dubas
>>154266607>your poor writing skills upsets you that muchright after you enroll, sir
>>154266568Celebrini feels like what everyone thought Bedard would be. I honestly think if we still had Reimer, we would be in the playoffs
>mock the senaturds>the fans lash out by claiming youre brownfragility at its finest
>>154266645>reimerbro...
>>154266645Good analysis. Bedard is a bust and celebrini is the zoomer Crosby
>>154266666Playoffs are going to be amazing. WAGMI
>>154266584Experience Stuart Skinner playoff hockey
>>154266645what do you think of askarov
https://x.com/DefiantLs/status/2045490026566303865?s=20
>>154266722Shan't be clicking a link from a Nazi website.
>>154266655Next season, I think he's gonna be a hero.
>>154266736Retard
>>154266740i dont see him doing that, he is turning 39 next season
>>154266736Fine then. What’s the hockey equivalent of that post?
>>154266722based JR not giving any fucks about the lame cancel culture
JR never won a cup
>>154266722He made the Hall of Fame, nothing to lose now.
>>154266880the beginning of the end for the hhof credibility
>>154265507based! mania today!
>>154266897We can start a new hall of fame that keeps plugs like Carbonneau out
>>154266740imagine the smell
>>154266740this is a dude
My KooKoo will win the Canadab Owl :)
>>154266952No
I don’t bet but I’m not sure how Carolina and Pittsburgh are both evenly favored to win tonight (-148) unless people are pretending that the penguins are good
>>154266940Jealous that a beautiful woman jawmogs you, chuddie? :)
>>154266952Don’t underestimate my linxsies >:)
>>154266978stop pls you dont watch games
>>154266991flyers aren't that good. can't score and got in being an OT point babby team
>>154267052flyers in 7 :)
HAHA. Time for stress.
>>154267052We had a record percentage of Gary Time this season, so the numbers for that are skewed and difficult to make analogous
>Jon Cooper with a Victor Hedman update, says the Tampa captain has started skating and is around the team now and will join the Lightning on the road trip to Montreal. But Cooper says he’s not available to play at the moment. That could change at some point but unclear still.Yeah I’m thinking the Habs will win
ALLEZ MONTRÉAL
>>154267007Lynxies = the >laffs of finland
LIKE MUSSOLINI
>>154267052flyers are much better 5v5, they win if they stay out of the box
>>154267122
>>154267104Best of luck against the Bolts. I have you guys winning in 7 games. I'd really like to see my dabres play you guys in round 2 :)
>>154267144That's hard to do as I am in your mum's box all the time. Gottem!
>>154267161never post here again
with a better tendie pongs sweep in 5 but they could easily lose with skinner back there in fact both of their goalies STINK
>>154266722Based>>154266808I never understood lacrosse. What's hard about waving a stick in the air and running? I could step into whatever lacrosse league there are and completely dominate right now.>>154267144>they win if they stay out of the boxDon't the Flyers have the worst PP out of all teams this season?
>>154267202They should call up that Russian goalie
I KNOW YOUR ANGER
> The guy in charge just told that other dude to go piss up a rope, and I giggled a little bit even though it was puerile and petty
>>154267208they are like 29th, but they have been a little better with Martone
just two hours to go, bros
>>154267297im redi
>>154267297I’m getting my haircut and showering for the occasion
>>154267154merci! go sabres!
all of the metro teams have too many flaws to make a run
a goaltending duel for the ages
Going to see Bus Boys then coming home for the Wild game brb
>>154267311which other team is flawless then?
>>154267311Tampa vs Buffalo is the eastern conference finals
>>154267311my islanders would have won
>>>What's hard about waving a stick in the air and running?It depends on the activity and protective gear, I suppose >lacrosse is definitely a "whiter" sporting activity than ice hockey, which is saying something Off-Topic Question: Which is the "darker" sporting event? The ICC Champions Trophy, or the NBA Finals??
>>154267322>scandi goaltending
>>154267322Andersen over Ullmark anyday but I'd rather put Bussi in grease :D
What are we getting for dinner while we watch hockey?
won't be watching the dogshit matchup of the canes and sens *pukes*
>>154267397Chicken dinners are for Winners, not Skinners
>>154267397I'm thinking about going to the local Mexican place and getting a Big Bag of good stuff
>my team loses 1 (one) playoff game>this series is over we're fucked
>>154267447tacos rule
>>154267276Yeah of course. Forgot about him. And I believe the drooling retard is also playing Michkov in his natural position now. That should help.
>>154267456they do
>>154267397I started my barbecue season
>>154267397Extra large pepperoni pizza hot pocketsAnd maybe some Bang's root beer to wash 'em down
>>154267471What are you burning first? burgers and brats? steak?
>>154267520Chicken and sausages
Why are fiods like this?
i seasoned it with salt, pepper and garlic powder then put in on the greel
>>154267650They must not realize that the arena is reserved for the playoffs should the home team get in when the season begins, not last minute. Shows how confident they were about getting in though.
>>154267650KWAB
>>154267650the people in your image are selfish
>scorefull draw in Pardubice
I like Florence and the Machine
not watching it i said
>>154267650skill issue. this is the norm for events in nhl/nba arenas in the spring
>>154267650is this band big or somethingno, i don't care enough to look it up
>>154267730I don’t think so but I don’t listen to music
>expecting Ticketmaster not to fuck you in the ass That's like asking water not to be wet
THE DOG DAYS ARE OVER
>>154267650Why didn’t they assume the flyers would make the playoffs before they booked the arena?
today feels full of potential
>>154267650>play offs>>154267730They were a big-ish indie band 10 years ago.
>Senators>Stars>Penguins
>>154267773There was a decent chance even if the flyers made the playoffs they would have been fine. If the flyers got one more point this wouldn't have been a problem.
>>154267397probably wings. need to taw out a bag. i have steak tonight, but I just realized Habs play tomorrow.
>Two good series in the first round>They're scheduled on the same day
>stors
>>154267865There’s like 5 good series
>>154267865all of gary's series are good series
>>154267773They asked gork if the flyers would make the playoffs in january or whenever they booked this
>the ducks make the playoffsWhat happened to that guy who would say the ducks are having an exciting season?
>>154267865Almost all of them are good you silly casual. There are absolutely glorious series for some good old hatewatching
>>154267911We're a group, actually
I hate the Hurricanes just as much as the next hockey fan, but the Senators deserve to be humiliatingly swept because of this. I mean losing by double digits every single game.
>>154267144You're telling me the Flyers game plan is to not draw penalties? What the fuck happened to that team?
my girlfriend wants to try anal after I licked her tight asshole, is this gay?
>>154267953depends on how big your tits are, lady
>>154267940Tocc has to work on the pp and pk during the off season he already said
Why did they put a team in raleigh instead of charlotte?
>>154267940I'm not sure if anyone told you this but broadstreet bullies were a thing in the 1970s, your realization is about 50 years too late
>>154267895Your sheckles have been deposited into your account
>>154267940hello tourist fren, enjoy your stay
>>154267894>>154267918>Casuals actually believe this
>>154267397I’m having steak
>>154268007The raleigh area (research triangle) is a colony of rich white transplants from new york and boston
>>154267939L take, unc. this post is such skibidi Ohio rizz
>>154268072Retard
>>154267939it reminds me of that "win a cup, go flames go" rap video where every player on that team either died, got traded or had rape allegations within 2-3 years
>>154268210Some people reach for the stars and manage to fire themselves into orbit, anbd I guess that just part of growing up these gays, I dunno >it's Chinatown
>>154267939these fuckers did this last year. I call shenanigans!
>scoreless draw
>scoreless lady league draw
I can watch only on weekends :(
>going to /pol/>ever
>>154268378why the heck are you there as a man of the leaf
I hope the TURDS get RAPED by the randies.
>>154268390cause I like seeing the latest copes from my fat and unintelligent neighbours to the south
>Tampa vs Colorado rematchLet's just fast forward to the final
>>154268388/pol/ is i guess okay during our fairly frequent mass shootings because there are boomers who listen to police scanners
i want to grill outside but the mosquitos are really bad right now, what should i do bros
>>154268386Unfair, I demand a word with your Supervisor
Projected Playoff Cap Hits for Game 1 today via @PuckPedia Senators: $84.96MHurricanes: $77.38MWild: $93.02MStars: $78.09MFlyers: $82.13MPenguins: $73.55M
>>154268424I'm his supervisor, how can I help you?
>>154268423https://www.youtube.com/shorts/egAfM89xWOI?feature=shareKill them all with science
>>154268386same. I hate being a wagie with a sleep schedule :(
>>154268508I'm very disappointed in you
>half a bong or so until pre-game Oh boy
ice cold koler is ready to go
>>154268534Because of this, I'm making him work weekends now
>>154268690That's not going to make me feel any better
My KooKoos are well on their way to the Liiga championship
anyone else not watching? its just...im just not watching is all. i know. i know. sorry! but im just not watching.
>>154268786I'm watching as many games as possible
>>154268711then my job here is done
>>154267918I'm excited for playoff hockey
Does /hoc/ have a prediction bracket somewhere?
>>154268904I too am excited for playoff hockey and the raucous crowds to follow
>>154268786same
>>154268928yep and it's posted in this very thread you fucking retard.
>>154268786>tf>tpMany such cases!
Randy Sennies are warming up fellasREEL hoc is on.
last two digits of this post is the GWG scorer of tonight's game!!!!!
>>154268940I fuck your father bloody benchod
>>154268727Let’s rename the art ross trophy for patty elias and get with the times a little bit
>>154268966based mario does it again flyers BTFO
How do Wild fans feel about paying 17Mil/Year to a guy who finished 14th in scoring only to get bounced in the first round of the ploffs?
>>154268952We here senpai
O U R S E N N I E SURSENNIES
are about to get clowned on
Emily Kaplan's eyebrows on point today gents.
5 minutes to go lads (actually 15 because Gary is a sniveling fuck)
>>154269137samir and being late for prayer another tradition like no other
>>154269167does that make up for the thin hair?
>April 18th>Game 1 of the first roundWe should be on Game 4 by now
>>154266187Haters gonna hate lel
it's funny watching Canadians seethe when they teams lose so i'm rooting for Canes
It's starting.
>>154269209
One final ride
>>154269195slightly. need some hero to drop that "emily" vid to kick these playoffs off in style.
>>154269173im white
>>154269259
LFG
>3 Canadian teams remainIs this the year they break the curse?
>>154269274why do you feel the need to defend the senaturds so hard?
it's time
>ESPN playing freebird for their playoff opener
>>154269252you think they ever kissed
>>154269300love em simple as
Brady finna go Neanderthal sicko mode on these hurricanes!
Brind'Amour had the greatest Cup hoist of all time
>woman announcer first game
canes are the bad guys this offseason
this espn hag needs to show more of her over tanned cleavage
>Canes still wearing their soulless black jerseysCringe
>>154269315that is extremely pathetic
>>154269333that's because Rod is jacked
got my snacks, got my drinks, got my couch set up, got my cat and most of all i got my hocfrens!! lets playoffs!
how long until bussi takes the wheel
any bets how long before the actual game starts? i'm giving it at least 20 minutes from now
>>154269374Riod jacked
>>154269405Epsn says 4 minutes
>>154269405the ticker says 4mins
>>154269382IM READY FOR PLAYOFF HOCKEY PEKKA!
>>154269366These are 10000% better than the pirate flag black jerseys
TIMEFORRANDYS
:P
>>154269405betting sites have the real puck drop times
>TWO ANTHEMS
>no player intros>no Stanley cup playoff logo on iceSoulless
>>154269426>>154269427>>154269455fug i would be a terrible gambler
>>1542694582 scoops and 2 more weeks
>>154269455they should make it a thing to bet on
can this dude have more bracelets on his wrist??
>Jordan Staal>Traded to Carolina 14 years ago to play with his Eric>Eric gets traded 4 years later>Jordan has been chilling for 10 years on an meme teamSweet gig
>>154269449ugh hes so dreamy
>>154269469its never too late to start and ruin your life
>>154269460>Noooo not my heckin' painted on-ice logo>>>/r/hockey
here we go!
brackets getting locked in at this moment.
I fear swedish goaltending
>>154269506Retard
>>154269478Oreo and pb for me please
opening face-off fight!
loud=goodt. anthemsinger
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>a man named penis
staal got btfo kwab
FUCK YES
Fighting has no place in hockey. Kick them out.
What is this gay ass shit lol
why don't they like each other?
lame theatre
God bless that dumb dumb man
Tkachuk is a parody of a hockey player
>Scripted fightsPerformative slop
performative fighting
kek tkabitch got folded
sens hitting these mfs like crazy
holy script
unc got dogwalked fr fr ong on skibidi
>>154269491his strong shoulders have bared the weight of captaincy such that sebastian can fly
>>154269587No cap
what's unc health
>Ottawa and Carolina play very similar stylesESPN already off to a roaring start here
you think Shane eat's pinto beans exclusively?
>>154269449
Remember when Eric Tulsky traded for Mikko Rantanen without an extension in place?
>>154269627bluechew
>>154269642he made the right call
>>154269642cope he ended up with Stankoven.
>don't want to play the first shift>fight immediately so you can relax for 5 minutes
>4 minute in>Already had a fight>Atmosphere is dead
so when the sens gonna touch the puck in the canes zone?
>>154269679yea it's funny because canes fans always say their library is the best building in the league kwab
yeah this sucks. kayfabe fight followed by pure slurping. i thought you guys said the loffs were lit fr
>>154269657>He ended up with a middle 6 CAnalytics bros...
>>154265676wtf I love the sabres now
why is espn refusing to show shot totals??? Gary make a call!
>almost 5 minutes in the O zone>0 Sogies
>>154269681does Ottawa have a chance in this series?
>>154269657Elite
>>154269679Sunbelt experiment has failed Gary
Join Ecks NHL bracketmay the best one win!https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/28736
>>154269627I'm on four different high blood pressure medications, that has to be unc health
>Rod Brind'Amour as a coach >"He's had nothing but success"
>>154269715this roster lost to the laffs in 6no
Waiting for my tea to cool down
>>154269709They don't cause they don't watch ice hockey and don't know what's important, and how do you not know this already? standard complaint about Disne!spn.com
>>154269735enjoy
Who are the good guys here?
>>154269735wanted to make tea earlier but my microwave is on the fritz :(
>>154269759Yes
>>154269681>laffs
>>154269756That’s a great image! Mind if I save it?
>>154269775you losers are never escaping their shadow lol
>>154269759>Meme team vs. Canadian speedbump teamHopefully both lose
seriously why the fuck did gary decide to kick off the ploffs with the worst game?
>>154269759obviously the sens
>>154269788>laffs
>>154269768>he doesn’t use a kettle
how do you guys take your skyrizi? rectally or...?
>>154269793its the only way to get this series any viewership
>>154269735i dont have the patience to wait for hot drinks to cool down which is why i dont really drink coffee even tho im a finn
>>154269793He wanted to GET IT OVER WITH ALREADYNow thank Gary, peasant
anna dua and emily agard lesbian sex
the sound is messed up somehow
>>154269785its all yours
>>154269810arent even in the playoffs yet you cant stop thinking about them
>>154269821Take the cold brew pill
gary is playing fake crowd noises again
>>154269812you can't boil milk and sugar bozo
Contenders>Avalanche>Lightning>Stars>Knights>OilersMeme teams>Wild>Sabres>CanesSpeed bumps>Mammoth>Kings>Ducks>Bruins>Habs>Sens>Penguins>Flyers
>>154269860retard
>cold brew>not just doing cocaine for it
>>154269865close to accurate
>>154269845what would happen if I heated that up?
wish I could flip over to the nba playoffs during commercial breaks but they're all on Amazon prime
>turnover, this is canes hockey, SLAVIN!
>10 minutes in>0 (zero) shots on goalrandy bros...
>>154269913perimeter shots matter!
>a scoreless draw in Raleigh, NC
>>154269911these espn commentators suck fuckin balls
>>154269901>primemate ball>on primelol
sensbros we're losing the battle of attrition...
nothing is everything
R8 or H8Unbelivable yeah maybeKino absolutelyMany fans shambles yesWould not mind Flyers going higher also or wild winning their first!
>>154269933the dude has been covering hockey for decades at this point and still knows nothing about hockey
>Worst 1st round in recent memory>10 minutes in>It's even worse than expected
>>154269865>knightsbased
>>154269946>He fell for the Wild meme
>>154269952just like /hoc/ fr fr
chewing gum on live tv should be punishable by death
>>154268445>higher paid team winsnice "sport"
>randies don't have a single shotKWAB
>>154269946>bruins
SSSCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRR
Wish I could get a shirt from Collars & co here in Slovakia :/
>>154269952Does this demonstrate the complexity of the game, or the uneducated nature of sport broadcasters??>a little more of Column B, I say
>>154269946>mild
Why didnt that Slavin shot count? It hit Ullmarks glove...
>>154269888Mustard gas
How many years do the Hurricanes get to run it back before they blow it up? I've been watching this same team since 2019
lot of hits so far, could be a slobberknocker game.
ullmark must be losing his mind right now
>>154270010You have your hoc card revoked, chud.
>>154269930>I'm so heckin le funny HAHA it's a SCORELESS DRAW because it's a DRAW that has NO GOALS LOLOLOL PEEPEE POOPOO HAHA FUNNYShut the fuck up
nice clear you gay idiot!
>>154270063Who hurt u bud
>scarrposting has officially returned
scarrrr
Sens edition time.
giant saves by ullmark that could've been disaster
bump
>Cuck over glass
>>154270053He's in it now :)
>penis birthmark
Ullmark locked in fr
why the zoomie sitting in the front row with ear buds in, scared of the crowd noise?
SSCARRRR
new>>154270138>>154270138
>>154270033probably was going wide or over the net
How does one get excited about being a Sens fans? It's the biggest collection of decent players I've ever seen
>lmaoooo I'm so funny heckin scoreless drawerino amirite guiz?
>>154269838>laffs
>>154264806>57 entrantsProud of you kings :)
