hunk edition
gas players early wakeup and report to cronulla by 7am for punishing beach sprints, recovery and goalkicking practice
>whenever shitney faces a top team, they always have massive outs through injury or suspension im nooticing
I played against Heeney when he was 16, I remember he took a huge grab
>going to be funny watching curnow and shitney choke against his old team>doesnt count unless you beat the reigning premiers>be funny if west coast knock them off>gold coast are le chokers>funny how gws has all these injuriesyou are here
>>154255844based black diamond chad >ynr warners bay change rooms
The wogballer janny fears the shirtless Heeney
>>154255973I played for Warners Bay, I remember them well kek
it looked like toby did another 'studs up' in the marking contest (and got booed for it) but this time his feet were firmly points towards the ground, not into the ribs of his opponentold dogs learn new tricks
>>154256689still fielding blokes with full drivers licences and beards in the u17s ?
>>154255753is ts tuff in afl?
>>154256719No idea, haven’t played since 2019. Who did you play for?
>>154256901im an unc, played in the 90s for Nelson Bay
>>154256920Ah nice, you guys had a good side back then, or at least in seniors. Too bad the comp has gone to shit now
>>154255753believe it or not this is pretty much how I look ngl
gma
gm
ROLEYou are an expert sports betting analyst specialising in AFL.You have deep knowledge of team form, player injuries, head-to-head records, venue conditions, and line movement.TASKYour task is to build a [NUMBER]-leg multi (parlay) for [DATE].Target combined odds: [ODDS — e.g. $10–$20]Confidence threshold: Only include legs where your estimated win probability is above [%].ANALYSIS CRITERIAFor each potential leg, assess ALL of the following before including it:- Recent form (last 5 matches)- Head-to-head record at this venue- Key player availability / injury news- Home vs away performance split- Market line movement (sharp money indicators)- Public betting percentage vs your estimated true probability- Weather / surface conditions where relevantONLY include a leg if it passes all relevant checks.BET TYPE CONSTRAINTSAllowed bet types: [e.g. Head-to-head, Line/Handicap, Totals, Player props]Minimum odds per leg: [e.g. $1.50]Maximum odds per leg: [e.g. $3.50]Avoid same-game legs in the same match: [YES / NO]OUTPUT FORMATReturn your answer in this exact structure for each leg:LEG [N]: [Match Name]Market: [Bet type]Selection: [Your pick]Odds: [Decimal odds]Est. win probability: [Your estimate %]Edge: [Odds imply X% — you estimate Y% — edge of Z%]Key reasoning: [2–3 sentences maximum]Risk flags: [Any concern that could kill this leg]---MULTI SUMMARYTotal legs: [N]Combined odds: [X]Recommended stake: [$ or % of bankroll]Confidence: [Low / Medium / High]One-line narrative: [Why this multi makes sense today]CONTEXT (optional — remove if not using)
>>154256920>>154256689>central coasters in the housei want to move up there
morning alf
Might have a mental health episode in front of some big boobed chicky babes. Get some arms thrown around me perhaps.
>>154256987All alfas look like this
>>154257206women dont find a mentie b endearing
>>154257215what about hitting the glass barbie?
was old mate playing good footy the weeks before his "mental health episode"? i hannay watched a bleuseurs game this year
>>154257226*exposes you*
da BONT is still missing
>>154257224now we're talking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovLx47aV7V0
>vfl umpie fell over backwardsKWAB
did that sooky fucko spazz out last night? seems every week he spins swans winning as further signs, more cncrete proofs that they're bad ? last time he spun on his heels and called me a tradie lol
if he did it was drowned out by cheetlong mong
>>154257437>>154255918he has officially reached kwab status
>still whinging about the multiple sydney seethers ittgenuinely mindbroken kek
>>154255753least gay sydney supporter>>154257242he should bring back this look, elvenmaxx
load up on the dosn winning because the scumpire known as nick foot will rig a win for sportsbet
dog had a mental episode today when turned on the steamer to froth some milk for my coffeewrap your arms around him
>>154257570so you haven'y necked yet? oh well weekends not over.
>>154257610
yeah i'll just put the lifeline number at the end of me saying something that'll solve it all
>>154257648you're having a sook induced melty kek
nick foot had a mental health episode. we need to wrap our arms around him.
>>154257653come on monkechad at least you'll get a win
spazz, I only wanted to know if you were still with us, >>154257437seems you are, thats just delightful, your eventual backflip off a bridge will be a glorious conclusion to this comp. now finish your ice cream and swallow your meds, breakfast is nearly over. theres a good boy.
>>154257570Let him have this, he only gets to do this once every two years
might wrap my arms around my dick later
Good morning alf
this guy is genuinely mindbroken kekcant wait til he commits suicide after another grand final pounding
>>154257691let's wrap our feet around him
>>154257437Based on your grammar, he’s probably not far from the truth
melty alerteven in a win he sooks
>>154257732morning fellow /alf/a, beautiful day today, no?
>>154257704hope sowanna send dimma into another snafu
i have never had boost before
i'm so fucking dumb and retarded i even failed tradie schoolcarn the [redacted]
>>154257691Might wrap by belt around his neck iykwim haha
>>154257777crispola beyond belief
And we may never meet againSo shed your skin and let's get startedAnd you will throw your arms around meYes, you WILL throw your arms around me
>dogs cats ended up being boring>every other game this round is mid sad
2024 broke him kek
>>154257798Collingwood winning the flag in 2023 after the swans cheated to beat Collingwood in 2022 prelim only to get flogged in the GF is what broke him
>>154257777minor spelling error ruined these quads
swasn seether has been seething since before the season started now he says everyone else is seething because sydney keeps wiping out contenders and making his low iq predictions look retarded top kek
>gwsis the contender in the room with us?
you can act smug all you want but we all know the fear is there on what will happen on the last saturday of september
Sydney had no business making recent grand finals. Bunch of kids, middle of the road passengers and old cunt passengers. More a reflection of how shit the comp was letting them make it to one.They are the all australian squad this year, the entire team and the flag is all but guaranteed.you may now seethe :D
can someone give me a qr on the latest persona rivalry
you think curnow looks dogshit nowwait till you see the mindbroken finals version of him
my cup runneth over
>>154257756Yes mate going to spend some time in the garden today
you legendary bogan cunts watching the supercars?
>>154257954got to pick up my meth first
There's a sydney supporter (who might be a tradie) who's in a war with a guy who baits him every round. Both of them claim the other is sperging out. Think thats the basics.
>play darcy in the ruck because you are a steaming pile of dogshit without english>he gets injured im telling you fellas, darcy is going to do a daniher and leave his father son club bookmark thisscreenshot itsend it to your nan
>amarty and curnow will win finals for us
>>154257954Used to but the death of the Holden and the neutering of Ford killed any local motorsport passion for me.
wasnt the whole darcy family in tears last year because he "did a knee" and it turned out been a 1 month injurydont trust this softcock family
>>154258004I'll just show her when I get the meth.
>>154258046nah that was the Selwood sookies. Why didn't he just walk it off? so much for tough geelong stock.
>>154258046thats what im sayingluke darcy and and the dogs s&c team area already at odds with each other and luke darcy makes his son seek external assistance to which the s&c group hatehe's gone imhoplaying him the ruck wouldve sent luke darcy into tizzy because he knows his son is a walking LTI due to his fault overloading his training regime
>>154258085no it happeneddont ever fucking correct me again fuckhead
Who the fuck wins today?
dont even know whos playing haha
>>154258142you made me look at todays game and i got an impending sense of dreadwhat a fucking shit day now
>>154258142'burgs ladtee off against shit kilda in one bong
>>154258142whoever the voices tell me to bandwagon. I'll just say _____ won anyways and rub my shit on my face and piss myself like ever day.
why did everyone sleep on archie roberts?
>dogs getting serious injuries and no longer favourites to beat Sydneyswanbros... the stars are aligning for us. this is our year
>>154258337phone poster pretending to not be a phone poster alert
>>154258337cant wait for this big fraud matchup
>>154258358don't you own a mirror?
think spending my weekends here is bad for my mental health
Gotta crisp weekend of footy and /alf/ ahead of me.
>>154258442same>>154258456same
i havent showered since last wednesday. i stink so fucking bad. my arse and balls reek, my pits reek, my feet are black and my hairs all greasy
Think I might go to an auction without any intention of buying the house and have small talk with strangers
>>154257777haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>154258558based mrs pink
imagine the smell at auctions these days
>>154258153same lol
reckon the sainters are a chance
>>154258348i do this
drink what you want to drinkpost how you want to post
>>154258705yeah mmmm
>>154258142Gold Coast Hawks Saints
Bubby be in an ALDI commercial.FUCK YOU ALDI, STRIKE ME DOWN IF YOU DARE.
>>154258674against my burgs?
i reckon rhys mathison might post heredefinitely /pol/
carlton football club really allowed a drug fucked cunt off his face run around in circles for the match and barely fell short of beating the piescollingwood are more cooked than west coast in 2021
>>154257148neither of those places are on the central coast
>>154259016he looks like a more athletic, chadlike version of scoops
>VFL>GC 16.21 117 def by. Ess 19.9 123My Bombies!
>>154259222bad cicking is bad football
>cicking
cick cick
victorian teams are all pretty shit this year. geelongs running with no water in the radiator, dogs are buckbroken, collingwood are struggling against wooden spooners and look old, carlton are just dog shit, north and saints spent all their cash on temu knock offs, bummers are fractured, melbourne are bog average.hawks look alright cant see em doing anything without grandpa gunston though and their mids are overrated.Seems like most of them play kick to tall man, mark, stop, repeat. Outdated and easily defeated by fast running teams like bane gc swans freo, dogs play that style well but didnt put in the pre season to sustain it, hawks are trying to play that style. South Aus teams are pretty shit as well.
>>154259377it really looks like us new south welshman, queenslanders, and canberrans need to teach th rest how to play proper footy
>>154259377cats v hawks gf, cope and seethe all you want
>>154259377Corr spicy NVKE
the dawn of the devil empire is upon us
tasmania devils inaugural co-captains alex pearce and nick daicos
Why is there a Mandarin call of the Port game on channel 503 later?
>>154259427>
>>154259455the port faithful in shang hai never stopped following their favourite team
>>154259478
im a broken man
>>154259561on a halifax pier
>>154259034i thought that area around newy still clunted as central coast. in any case, lake macquarie, newcastle and new england are the best areas in aus.
>>154259567crisp
clunted
IF i can't have youTHEN i don't want nobody baby
IF I can't have stewTHEN I don't want no dinner, baby
IF you don't know me by nowTHEN you will never ever know me
IF you leave me nowTHEN you'll take away the biggest part of me
IF I could paintTHEN I'd paint a portrait of you
fraudwick
archer may be the new steven may mick
Suns without Tracc are not a serious team.
>kelli ahhh nauurrr
Dare I say... the bombers look on?
Cats v hawks GF would be perfect for /afl/ seethe as its not only an all Victorian final, but features Geelong as well
>>154259833They do. Suns clearly rallied after the Petracca goal but they've been able to go with them. Look distinctly not shit.
>>154259843i dont even think about the hawks
>>154259843I like both teams, they're ruthless, successful and well run.
dons are a defs a wildcard sidejust had a slow start
>>154259843Can see Hawks making the prelims but their midfield isn't good enough to go with any of the Lions, Swans or Cats in finals. I feel like there's a good chance we'll see a rematch of one of the two most recent grannies.
I will be pleased if Essendon manage to win a quarter, I think that's where we're at - I hope we win the game, but I know where my standards are at for my bombies.
>this year the suns are le different xd!nope same old shitty arse side
willem duursma being good has seemed to send a rocket up his brothers
are essendon legit dangerous?
>>154259868wouldnt shooting my rocket in yaz
>>154259868Yeah suddenly they are playing like high draft picks instead of busts.
>>154259861they're gonna booty blast these shitters m8
*be's clicking*
>>154259880Man I hope you're right.Go bombies!
rc was right about tstas
>>154258705wish kelly would shut up about essendon being on confidence juice. it's time to move on.
>>154259876She's too pretty to talk about so crassly. Apologise right now.
>>154259893i reckon she has never had a hair below her eyebrows for about 10 years
>>154259886so am i except im not even watching it atm kek
if mac andrew was white he wouldnt get a game
blackiston? he's not even blackTHAT guy is BLACK .HIM. too much sun aye AYE?
if mac andrew was white he wouldnt get a mention here
any mad lads out there that would dare to say how much are they paying you
wwozyblooser should've let rip and blamed it on his menulelf episod
corrrr anyone see the tits on the bombers chick in the background
fuck up arrowsperg
>>154259977it's mick
this new rule has more confusion then simply just paying insufficient intent kek
not like this bomberbros
>>154260002He didn't get a hand to it. I thought it was weird initially but he didn't touch the ball.
>>154260017thats my point thoughalmost every time its did he or didnt he touch it?
wtf, got up for a piss and now gold coast is winning?
Rowell almost single handedly dismantling the Bombers midfield. Really need to do something about him.
>>154260025Message received patriot
>>154260024go shit and see what happens
>>154259861rip
Just found out a whipping boy was a real thing
>>154260023The umps weren't confused. They paid the right call immediately.
>>154260040Why'd they whip him?
>>154260035There's three other quarters to win. But yeah, ideally would have liked to have won the first. At least we're not 30+ points down at qtr time.
kelli underwood says the word bull a lot
>>154260057Because the kings son wasn’t allowed to be whipped so they whipped his friend instead
>>154260002>>154260023It is either paid last touch (wasn't touched by a player) or insufficient intent (was touched by a teammate but went out).If a teammate touches the ball but fails to keep it in (even if they fully intended to keep it in) that gets paid as a free now.Initially it was meant to be if a teammate knocks the ball out, but now they just pay it regardless of what happens.Bailey Smith last night as a good example. He fully dived to try to deflect the ball to keep it in but it brushed his fingers instead and he got pinged.
>>154260078How awful.
>>154260077mac andrew is playing, she's projecting her fantasies
>>154260086i dont need it explained fuck headim saying the new rule has just as much conjecture as the old way of doing it
CURRENT ARMS NEEDED TO BE WRAPPED AROUND POWER RANKINGS1. Elijah Holland2. Jordan Dawson3. Sam Darcy4. Jamarra Ugle Hagan5. Bobby Hill
>RAOUEHYHI wish that they would pronounce Rowell's name properly
>>154260095Arrogant cunt, get fucked mate
jordan dawson is going to feel like a piece of shit if the crows lose tonight
>>154260103What about Silvagni? His family is going through a lot.
new rules basedall the unc teams are getting btfo
women dont fantasise about sex with people like mac andrew do they?>ooooo a balding malnourished child looking fucker please fuck me
>>154260095>almost every time its did he or didnt he touch it?What's this about then?>im saying the new rule has just as much conjecture as the old way of doing itThere's no conjecture. If a team kicks/handpasses the ball and at any time it goes out of bounds from that possession without clear opposition involvement it's a free kick against.
>>154260128it's the black skin. just drives them wild
fuck didnt sign up to debating this wall of text faggotmoving on
>>154260095Ugly old bald no friends faggot cunt
>>154260128Sudos on average have the largest penises in the world. Of course women fantasise about that.
>>154259989he's not me retard
>>154260112True, he could be up there but at least it's not affecting him directly. Maybe he gets one arm around him.
>>154260128If by women you mean the men posting here and on reddit, yes. Everyone else, no.
my burgs getting btfo
Every now and then I get an urge to watch videos of black women with muscular, tree trunk thighs getting bleached by a smaller white dude.I'm sure women have the same invasive thoughts about muscular black men every now and then.
dunno who posted
>>154260138It’s the black cock actually
Can you guys not be weird cuckold losers for one day? You're ruining Super Saturday.
two very bad teams
>>154260188sorry
Yeah the shower beers
Just took a massive curnow
This game's been a decent watch.
yep thats better than draft picks
monkebro you in mate?
Umpire is HEEMED
Touk literally raped that umpire
Is Asahi beer good?
THE BOMBERS ARE IN FRONT
TOTAL SCUMPIRE GENOCIDE
>>154260356Yes.
>>154260072>>154260035Got my quarter. Go Bombies!
>Bombers up at half timeTime to fold Gold Coast
shame it wasnt nick foot
>3-12 free kick countUmps desperate for the bummers arent they? >hawks v port nextWe could see a 60-0 free kick count given their love for the hawks and hate for port
>Spend all week shitting on the umpires>Very next week an umpire gets a career ending injury from a thug playerThis is what happens when you don't respect the umpires. The lack of respect they're shown off field bleeds through to on the field.Poor guy is never going to raise his arms again.
*gets bashed*
Wish I was from a country town where I played footy for a club that was football/netball and blokes were earning big money being paid under the table
>>154260406>Umps desperate for the bummers arent they? Yes, the AFL is conspiring against the nepobabies. ABV mongs are something else.
>>154260416Is prostate massage healthy for the prostate? Know you're meant to ejaculate multiple times a week for good health, but what about massaging?
>>154260406>>154260448there have been some dodgy ones (mainly duursma and the may non-call in front of goal), but at the same time gold cunts have missed so many opportunities
Haven't been watching. Did the crowd boo Nick at all?
>>154260471>Suns home game>crowd
>>154260471there's not much of a crowd, but no
>>154260471The crowd clapped and cheered every time he blew the whistle, but it was coming out of the speakers for some reason
coles ad had an asian male white female familynever seen that before
corr ive got something she could jump on
CORRRRRRR
>>154260490Literally every ad is mixed race couple. Fucking slop. Hang all advertisers.
Just wanna go to Coles and buy $50 of junk food and have an arvo with you blokes watching footy, being a piggy and posting haha is that crazy?
I think Gold Coast compose themselves and win in a blowout
>>154260345at coburg watching my burgs get rolled
>>154260509I pigged out on grapes and cashews.
>>154260528not if they can't win a clearance
Go away mickhead/arrow poster, everyone despises you
>>154260509literally used to be me plus a bottle of scotcht. cheatday bro
That cute jump rope chick has nice, lickable legs desu.
>>154260551>>154260535Am I being too crazy though? :p
>me: "time to get fit and healthy. I need to get serious about my life.">also me: "it's saturday, so that means I have drink 30 beers"
>>154260531go home the bombies are on
>How courages is the umpire that fell over continuing to umpire the second half?
>>154260574How many pull ups can you do?
>>154260531Does posting here make you feel less alone?
>>154260598be nice. they have very delicate bodies
>>154260607proxy of zach
Grabbed you by the gilded beansUURRRRRRGGGGGHHThat's what tradition means
>>154260613not really i am with mates
>>154260607Why the fuck does that matter?
What I like about international sports commentary is that they don't feel the need to state the obvious, unlike Australian sports commentators.
Thinking 10 weeks.
>>154260668American commentary is worse
>>154260676I agree, but I chose to omit them. I almost put a * in my post for this exact exception.
>>154260666If you can't do any then you don't really deserve to pig out.
>>154260450yes that's right trust the soience good goy
>>154260674He changes direction suddenly. Touk has no case to answer for. They'll probably still fine him because the league is run by faggots but he won't miss a single game.
>>154260674touk him out hehe
>>154260707Touk would've heemed him even if the umpire never moved. You can't be running at pace 30cm away from an umpire.
Ben King looks like a B-list actor who would play an antagonist in a late 90s fantasy film
>>154260701Get fucked mate, I just want to enjoy my weekend, watch some footy and enjoy some snacks and here you are being an absolute fuckwit
>>154260737Try and use that anger do a pull up mate
Damn these jews finally got me. Might cave and get kayo again
Is Merrett hurt? Didn't want to kick an easy one.
>>154260701Pullups, and body weight exercises in general, are for manlets and shouldn't be used as examples of good health for anyone over 175cm.
>>154260748Don't do it, I'll give you play by play updates.
CHARACTERRESOLVEFIGHTCRINGE
*click click*
>>154260745How about I show you how strong my fist is and fucking collapse your jaw cunt?
>>154260756Bringing his teammates into the game m8.>>154260748Streams work fine.
The Suns go missing when the whips are cracking
bombers status: on
wahs is starting lads
Any betfags on that know what odds Essendon were before the game?
>>154260766I'm a pacifist.
>>154260767not enough fps for me
Just rewatched the Pies/Carlton and how the fuck does the same stuff keep happening to Collingwood every week? Dodgy frees at the worst possible time, weird fixture runs, and then suddenly the rules get “interpreted” differently when it’s us.I’m not saying the AFL is sitting there scripting games, but at some point it stops feeling like coincidence. Biggest club in the comp and somehow it always feels like we’re being discriminated against. But yeah, just bad luck again I guess lmao
>>154260789Turn off ray tracing.
>>154260783I don't bet but I do recall seeing the odds in the SC matchups window and think they were like $10. Suns were virtually unbackable at like $1.08 or something.
>7 delaying both port and crows games todaypeak jewing by fox
DUMB NI
>>154260783It was like 7 or 8Someone posted it in a prev thread
Could our dosn hang on to win this?
>>154260783>>154260797Nick Foot is umpiring this match btw
>>154260800Can't believe I'm defending Kayo but they pay hundreds of millions for Saturday exclusivity. Lucky it's being shown on FTA at all desu.
>>154260783$10 on Betfair right before the bounce
>>154260816they'll kill afl like they killed the a league
>>154260797>AFL media/fans frothing in the mouth about an umpire working with a betting company>AFL puts him on a game in QLD where no one will care to hide him>$10 underdog wins with a lopsided free kick count
Kek
Underwood has an abrasive voice. She is not fit to commentate. This will be my only post on the matter
these blue socks look great
>>154260833It was notably bad during that last passage of play just now.
>>154260833She's fine on radio. Not amazing, but like B+.
IT'S ON SIGHT YOU GREEN MAGGOTS
>>154260833how can you have a commentator of a sport that literally has no remote idea of what it's like to be out on the field it's not that she's annoying or bad. it's that she literally has zero football iq. when she commentates it's like she's watching a different game
>>154260833Her "character, resolve, fight" call was pure cringe. She's fucking terrible on every level.
take the glove off rowell ya poof
>>154260851say that to fraser gehrig, i dare you
>>154260844I disagree that you need experience to be a good commentator, especially if you're just do the play by play casting.I just dislike her voice, it reminds me of a wine aunt at a family party and elicits a panic response.
Gold Coast are absolute pretenders
This game is goalslop
Was a bit tempted by Roberts this week but brought in NWM to defence instead but already regretting it. Is looking like a must get. Bombers just move everything through him.
kelli must just pound her pussy all week with big black dildos with how often she gets player names wrongdo a bit of research ya fat pig
why is caldwells skin so red
>>154260871native american
>>154260857>it reminds me of a wine aunt at a family partyWas she hot?
you guys traded petracca straight back into your fwd line right?
>>154260858Petracca and Rowell keeping them in it.
>AFL commentator Kelli Underwood reveals the horrible sporting experience that made her 'hate myself for being gay'
>>154260877Never traded him out. I just kept having other injury trades to deal with and he was seemingly going to be back sooner so he survived.
>>154260877Yep
>>154260881its like all fags have a guility conscious or something
>>154260890Homosexuality is a trauma response
Touk Miller is my new hero.
McKay is a tard. You have to kill that ball not lay it up for a spike like you're playing volleyball.
nick foot rigging as usual fucking yellow maggot
kelli squirming at the sight of a big strong shirtless man
They got some footage of an alf member in the front rowe
they just put the camera on me lads
>>154260911YOU'RE ON REPORTABUSE
>people really thought a brad scott coached team would get the job done
>>154260933What a rude head.
based as fuck
don't care + youre gay + my teams youth is better than yours
literally my body
>driving home from work>scores level >oh shit sounds like a game>suddenly gc burst in frontdamn...
SuperannuationHome loansBankingSports bettingAlcoholHomosexualityMotor vehiclesFast food
>>154260943Someone has to sit on that seat later
Jaryd Dawson's widow would be a 9/10 if she put a bit of weight on
>>154260957all ads with interatrial couples?
>>154260962ESPECIALLY ads with interracial couples.
sneed
nice droneball there
extremely handsome shootout
>miller killed a scumpdamn based
>>154260962ESPECIALLY ads with interatrial couples.
nick foot didnt see holding the ball there
Nice goal but that's a blatant throw.
caddy is gonna be a beast
>nate caddys mums tits
Shiggy riggy
foot's got stakes on this match
>>154260990would post his mum's tits but don't wanna get b&
>>154260992Anon, don't just talk about them, post them!
How much are Essendon paying him?
>ridley injuredjust fuck off mate sick of it
>>154260997True alfas only report the gay porn. You're good.
The Gold Coast ground is churned to fuck.
>spoils the loom marginFUCK YOU YOU BIG SHITHEAD
>ball and jumper exact same colourthis provides a slight advantage
Kako is so such a slow decision maker.
lol
kelli's voice causes me physical pain
Issac Kako, more like....nah that's too easy.
>muh handkwab
both teams over a hundred is CRISP
Mac "useless lazy retard" Andrew
>>154261003While there might be some justification for keeping Merrett (even if it's weak) really should've just taken the chance to cash in Ridley and part ways. Guy's legs are made of paper mâche.
scumps will rig to get suns over the line screencap this
Mac "Dinger" Andrew
rc was right about tsatas i kneelbet he's smiling from the heavens right nowmiss you rc xx rip in power
[takes shot at goal without assessing other options for even a microsecond]
Imagine Mac Andrew fucking Nat Edwards haha
CLICK FINNA CLICK
>>154261040He's Indigenous mate, he's got a sixth sense for these things or so I have been told....
Any of you cunts blew your ACL? Did you get surgery or just left it?
>>154261044
12 essendon players have scored a goal this game, and no bomber has had more than 3 scoring shots
>>154261044Rather imagine myself doing it. Corr...
>>154261051good morning sam, how's the knee ? bad luck last night. how's the dad? wish all's well - Pete and Bev from Kingswood
>>154261051brother had microtears or something in his, was told to leave it and take it easy, says it was this || close to snapping
mckay just gave up
i'm 32 and have never had a single meaningful injury. and played sports all through childhood and have lifted/ worked out every day in adulthood my body is rubber or something most I ever got was a sprained finger
Why is the DJ playing random pop songs it does not fit this moment at all... surely songs that raise the suspense would be better
caldwell sucks
>>154261065Players choose their goal songs.
>>154261068he's dodoros love child
>>154261069players don't know what's good for em
>>154261075Based AFLPA rep.
McKay is an absolute fucking spasticBoth of them
walter's retarded set shot runup pisses me off
>>154261081APOLOGISE
>ynr tyrone vickery
FUCK OFF YOU YELLOW MAGGOT
>>154261091Quite literally met him at a bbq once, he was the nicest guy ever, total opposite of the man who cheap shotted Dean Cox.
kellis kurse
day wicks is garbage
>>154261051Ive had a broken jaw, broken nose, broken orbital, dislocated shoulder, snapped acl, sprained both ankles multiple times and nearly died when a cable under tension snapped and lacerated my carotid arteryAll of them were sports related except the artery which was at work
ben king more like shan king
has Ridley ever played two games without getting injured
BENKING
that’s just the way it is
dimma is a fucking spud of a coach
caldwell you DUMB CUNT
>>154261100Would you consider yourself to have a reckless personality type? I've done a bunch of skiing/skating but I only get light injuries bcuz i'm so cautious
Hardwick only won fraud premierships
>Player is being told they need to leave the field and get assessed for an HIA by the ARCWhat? Since when have they been doing this?
YEAH TAKE OFF THE BEST CONTESTED MARK AT ESSENDON FOR HIARIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGED
any loom
ump got rolled again haha
>Another umpire down againKekKEK
FUCKING MCKAY
>>154261025>>154261128
i refuse to acknowledge the result of this match until nick foot is sacked
few cuties in the crowd
i refuse to acknowledge the result of this match until nick foot is raped
THISTLE BRING THE HOUSE DOWN
another nog victory for my dosn
>>154261065>>154261069there's a list of approved and licensed songs players choose from, if they don't fill out the form to choose the stadium audio tech chooses it
>makes you seethe
>>154261157fuck up nick go back to rigging it
clickxirs... it's over
TOTALUMPIREHOLOCAUST
>>154261157face like a foot
All the gold coast girls are qties. Southern states can't compete with sun + surf culture.
ah wellgood showing from my dosn starting to play some good footy
>>154261157fuckin Pennywise lookin ahh
>>154261120Yeah a bit. I tried to be a boxer for ages when I was younger but was shit and kept getting heemed, won 3 fights and lost 15.Also played in the ntfl for a long time and it was pretty brutal back in the day.
>>154261157more like nick teeth
>>154261169They wall young though.
>>154261091never forgot him, him knocking out dean cocksucker was the funniest thing i've ever seen
Dosn with smash the pies next week
Essendon sure have turned to shit in the last 10 minutes.
8 behinds in a row
WHO'S THAT SUNS PLAYER?
>hmmm there's one minute left and we're down by 2 goals>i better scrub kick it sideways
>>154261187Totally out of gas.
guess the winning streak had to end at some point essendonbros
>>154261146imagine the passionate sex they'll be having this weekend
>>154261146lots of hot bitches live in the gold coast
>>154261193Blac Andrew
>>154261193It's Pikachu!
caldwell had 2 opportunities to make the last few min interesting and fucked them both
Nice match, hoping for another good one.
>>154261193small friesBIG MAC
Nick "nothings afoot" foot
>>154261195Typical Albo.
>>154261209thanks
Fucking niggers shouldn’t be playing footy
>>154261157
The last time I had sex I couldnt finish. I felt nothing down there, i fear its broken
>>154261217this but living amongst Whites
>>154261200All of them trying to get picked up and be a bikie's gf for the easy life.
Macdonald 20+ disposals — 5/5 this season, Port's midfield can't contain himNewcombe 25+ disposals — 4/5 this season, 28 touches + 14 clearances last weekGinnivan 1+ goals — 6 goals in 5 games, loves playing PortGunston 2+ goals — 3+ in every game this season, Port have no answer key defenderWines 25+ disposals — 25+ in last two vs Hawthorn, racks up more in losing chases
What’s for dinner lads?
>Sam Darcy has ruptured his ACL. Scans this morning confirmed the worst possible news for the 22 year old.
Bulldogs have released a statement.Sam Darcy's knee confirmed heemed. Full ACL explosion and out for the year.
>>154261233the dinz
>>154261233taco tuesday
>>154261233vpn off kiwi scum
>>154261228Newcombe's likely getting tagged and Gunston isnt playing
>>154261233Fried chicken sandwiches. Got to bread my chicken but can't be fucked getting off the couch really.
>>154261235
>>154261231black andrew
>>154261233tarragon chicken
>sandwichesfoy
>>154261235>>154261236Dogs have gone from second favourites to write-off year in just two weeks
>Saves your careerWhy don't people use them when playing? Is it just that they don't want to be """uncool"""?
>>154261233creamless carbonaracant really be fucked making anything that takes actual skill or effort
>>154261255What the fuck else are you supposed to call something in between two slices of bread?
>>154261236>>154261235big oofpoor fella
>>154261259these do nothing in competitive sports
bombers beat pies easily
>>154261263I know you're just trying to rev me up about my traditional carbonara recipe but I will not bite
>>154261266chicken butty
>>154261263>cant really be fucked making anything that takes actual skill or effortcrisp italian
>>154261258same shit happened last yearthis year it's more injury related sure but last year people were hyping them up bigtime despite looking a team bound to place 9th and what do you know they placed 9th
love injury cheering suck a bag of cocks bulldogs fucking wanker woe is me club suck cocks you arrogant cunt slags
>>154261271Bombers will just need to score 90 points to win
>>154261275>buttyFOP
fuck I want ice cream and chocolate
>like the avengers power fans assemble!holy cringe. still better than le inxs song
>>154261274hehe x
I’ll kill myself
>>154261295crisp 'lije
>>154261051My friends mum did hers and refused surgery, got prescribed weed and grew a whole shed full, became the local dealer.
>>154261285made heaps butterscotch sauce last week and had sundaes after the pidding was gone
>>154261274>but I will not biteJust like anyone who is served your carbonara.
they dont do anything besides weaken the joint lol
odds i walk to the shops evens i don't walk to the shops
Canberra should have a team
See? Butters DOES like the umpies! :)
>>154261325*meant nuclear warhead strike
Lmao at these umpire handshakes, wolves in sheep’s clothing
>>154261331>put all the female ones on the outside so the players are next to themwhat did they mean
>>154261233Golden vege curry n rice
>>154261318damn was kinda hoping for odds guess im fucked now
That hit the post
poort are a rabble
went out to a late night dnb thing last night and had a dexxiespent basically the whole day lying on the settee listening to records feeling the comedown I don't understand 'brain chemistry' but it boggles my mind how people take these everyday
>>154261331corr imagine his balls plapping her piggy checks
>clearly hits the post>play on for a hawks goalIve seen enough. This game is rigged
>>154261340>no katsu
>>154261354>one dexie >comedowntop kek
zoomers taking dexies like it's candy is fucking gay as fuck
>>154261376>>154261376>>154261376
>>154261364Good idea I'll get tofu next time
15 years ago i swapped a tv for a bottle of dexies. to my mum.
>>154261354It's just druggy propaganda from messy cunts who need stimulants to get through the day
>>154261368yeah I know it's laughable but I don't usually do anything except drinkstill feeling all zoned out with light headedness and that amphetamine is the the only thing I can pin it on
