Why did he do it?
tepper was friends with epstein? crazy
kek
did cowboy just try to quote rikki tikki tavi
doyers
dodgers
Braves are living a charmed life right now, that ball absolutely should have gone out
let's go let's gooo
reminder that mookie's absence has had zero negative effect on the dodgers
Yankees (1932)
>>154257980Where does this rank on the all timetahnis?
>>154257980does he have a no trade clause?
going to McDonald's you guys want anything
>>154256354>why did he do it?Did you see the girl? Hubba hubba
>>154256354Angels.
Harris dinger
>>15425800120 piece nuggs brother
leadoff doubletani
>>154258001Chicken nuggets with sezchuan sauce
Leadoff doubletani
>>154258013I can’t wait for Harris III to be a Braves
its nice being a small market team, your owner doesn’t get epstein’d
MICHAEL HARRIS
WOW he's fast
>>154258001Big Arch, no lettuce, large fry, unsweetened iced tea and two spicy mcchickens.
>>154258001sausage egg mcmuff and a hashie pls :3
>>154258029They're calling him Trip they say
Ohtani extends his on base streak
What the fuck, umpire is wearing a suit? Unfathomably based.
>>154258001two double cheese burgers no pickles, medium fries, large coke zero, diet coke if they don't have zero
onbasestreaktahni
>>154258001I only eat at Whataburger, home of 100 percent beef patties
>>154258001>>154258025Abd Hi-C Orange
>Philly fans bithcing about the wind robbing Harper of another garbage time home run > Harris promptly hits one into the seats in almost the same general locationKek
>>15425800152 bumbabloodclot pussywagon chicken nugget
>>154258001Chicken and bacon cesar wrap please sir and a double fillet o fish thank you
>>154258063Same for burgers but I go to chick fil a if I want chicken
You had one job.
My wife doesn’t want to fuck me
>>154258001my usual
>>154258078>double fillet o fishreal niggas know
just hit it up high into the outfield
aww I actually liked guessing the prevagen name that Yankee
>>154258001>>154258071I WANT A GODDAM CHEESEBURGER AND SOME GODDAM FRIES YOU FUCKINGGOOBACK
>>154258084>My wife doesn’t want to fuck meGIWTWM
>>154258090>>154258078I’ve never had a filet o fish
>>154258090>>154258078its called the mcfish delight
my trash pandas would booty blast the filthys
>>154258101you're missing absolutely nothing. a wretched sandwich
>>154258101It's alright but only worth it on Fridays during Lent. Otherwise it's $5.39 for one where I am.
>>154258091alrighttttttt
>>154258001Nah. My foods already on the way
>>154258109That's a fairly small amount of McDonald's for the average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast- food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of fries in that timeframe, but I could easily.
>7 inning schlitty
freddie :)
>>154258061>two burgs>ONE medium frywut
dodgers on the board
>>154258101its good but too (((expensive))). usually on the app you can get a free any size fry with one so thats when i get it. hold the tartar
>>154258090>>154258101If they are made fresh, they're really nice. They don't do hot hold anymore so they're usually alright.
>>154258123>LemtISHYGDDT
>>154258001get me 20 nuggets and an apple pie pls
>>154258123I kept saying I'd get one of those lent slop burgers but didn't. This is the 3rd year in the row of me saying this (I was baptized 3 years ago)
>7 Innings Schlittler
>>154258144blasphemer says what?
>>154258109>only got 3 double quarter pounders because 4 would be too much
>>154258109I know this is a meme but I could probably smash most of this food. It's the four drinks that would trip me up.
Gonna need Schlittler to pitch a complete game shutout if he wants to receive ANY Cy Young votes. Bum
sugano deeznutz
damn just saw the lillies score
>starting ohtani against the rockiesCome on bro that's a hate crime
>longhorn steakhouse's lunch special is cheaper than five guyshuh.
lets go glasnow
>>154258134I can't be the only one that puts their fries in the burger under the bun since they were a kid
HeadriK
>>154258161That's a disgusting amount of sodium. 40 nugs alone would flay my tongue
god please no, don't bring out camillo doval
>>154258180I used to put corn chips on sandwiches when I was a kid
>>154258180would die for this bitch
Why is Camillo Doval warming?
>>154258180who is this
Doval needs to be lynched
>>154258001a McOz combo with fanta for the drink thanks
>>154258171yea, against ohtani, his era at coors is over 11
LOL i think glasnow is cold
>>154258209>fantacrush genny
>>154258193but that's good tho
WONT YOU FLY FREEEBIRDYEA
Why did the Reds give away Jonathan India?
eatin status?
>Bohm doesn’t challenge the obvious ball called a strike, instead challenges the obvious strike called a strike>pops out the next playMan tonight’s fun
>>154258001ice cream machine status?
HENDRICKIAN THROW THE BALL INTO CENTER FIELD
This fucking bullpen. Jesus Christ.
>royals>offense
>>154258001a plain cheeseburger, a large fry, a 6 piece nugget, an apple pie, a vanilla ice cream cone, and a large diet coke with light ice
>kansass shitty >roylels
ok I met the FAGGets, now what?
>>154258229matt mclain
Never disrespect the Yankees again The AL is ours
>>154258252Get tested
>gay bar tourist
>>154258252check your asshole bud
>>154258214thats a verb
>>154258109this really is making me want to drive thru micks for dinner
everyone but gunnar doing something for the o's
>another poostin riley dingerI'm sorry
>>154258209why do yuropoors/yuropoor adjacent love fanta so much
Second Riley bomb of the night!
WRECK-IT RILEY IS BACK BABY
>beating the roylels by a single run is like being up 5-0 in game 5 of the world series to yaksfags
>>154258264you bet it is
>it was man on second and third >it was Schlittler ain’t winning the cy young >it was royals moved in the walls so judge can’t get the mvp
>they don't use the app>they physically order and pay in person>they miss out on deals AND points>they spend literally more than twice as long in linecouldn't be me...
>>154258283all high IQ, high T europeans left for America eons ago
Yankees won the first 7 innings of this game.FACTpepe.png
Yankees
Have YOU prayed at the altar of Jeremiah Jackson today?
>>1542580012 Big Macs, a McDouble and a McFlurry. Diet Dr Pepper plz
>>154258312UGLY
>>154258312whose this?
a JAZZIAN walk
>>154258314Idolatry is an abomination upon God, so 'no'.
>>154258300>unironically downloading their spyware>not just using the website on safari in private mode
>>154258323
JAZZ ON THE BASEPATHS JAZZ ON THE BASEPATHS JAZZ ON THE BASEPATHS
>>154258327tryhard faggot
geno!!
YORDONG
>>154258323kirstentoosweet
that funky muncy
THAT FUNKY MUNCY
We love Yankee fangirls
>>154258338Burn in hell.
MUNCED
Munced
>>154258331>unironically believing anyone has any form of privacy in 2026oh you sweet precious child
Very anti septic thread
>>154258345I prefer the other Max Muncy
>>154258343got any vids of her shitting and/or pissing?
Japan would have won the World Baseball Classic had the Dodgers allowed Ohtani to pitch
LMAO SUGANO CAN'T ENGAGE
late but MAXWELL SWINGS THE SILVER HAMMER
The A's will win the world series this year, it is the year of the underdog
>>154258312ass too big
>>154258352brother you are literally posting on 4chan. god has long abandoned you
>cazzie hours in /mlb/
>>154258374Japan is so 2023, they were never winning this years WBC.
a WELLSIAN walk
i simply do not care for the belts with the names on them tbqhwy
DA RESD
>>154258332>>154258312ass is too big>>154258380>dyed hairdropped
>>154258380we get it, you like little boys
>>1542583814chan is a Christian site, despite the flood of muzzies and other brownoids recently.
what the fuck was that throw
>>154258381Christies btfo kek
>>154258406lolLMAO
>>154258412Concession accepted.
>>154258406Yeah man, Epstein was a real man of the cloth, in a way
>>154258397no little boys have a rack like that
>>154258409Christchads will never die
>>154258406>christian site>shit porn, tranny porn, cuck porn>/x/yeah ok buddy
singletani
Well I didn’t have the Braves shutting the Philthys out at home without using a single pitcher of note on my bingo card but I’ll take it
lotta newfags tonight
>>154258406kek zozzle even
Philthie kek
>Well I didn’t have the Braves shutting the Philthys out at home without using a single pitcher of note on my bingo card but I’ll take it
>>154258377You all doubt it but I swear it's fucking true
>getting shutout by Perez and Suarez>allowing 9 runsholy fuck filthadelphia sucks
“””Braves have no pitching”””
a FUDGIAN ground ball out with RISP to end the inning
>>154258466The Braves would appear to have great pitching as well.
I heard San Diego is having a parade to celebrate sweeping the Rockies
RIP
orioles!
>>154258476clever meme! i laughed harder then i should of!
>>154258451You just got shut out by a guy who was dfa’d and manage to fucking clear waivers last week, don’t you have your own players to boo?
>>154258476>judgefuture met
>>154258486cardinals!
>9th inning at Fenway>still DOOB
The Kings are playing the Avalanche in the first round, you guys think any of the kings players will show up to the doyers game tomorrow?
way too light on tuck 'em posts this year so far
>mengay park
Is Doval going to be this serviceable against the other AL contenders?
>>154258490>harder then i should of!>should of>ofSome helpful advice from me to you, anon, because no /mlb/ poster should be illiterate.
>>154258510grok just deboonked this
Life long fan of 3 years or something
He was out
>>154258466Sale/Lopez/Elder is a workable top 3, but Holmes and Perez are not going to be able to hold up the back of the rotation. The entire staff is outperforming their ERA predictors by a run or more
stankeedoo ‘em!!>it was 2-1
the short porch giveth, the short porch taketh
filthadelphia is going to have to do better than that sad display to beat the NL East leading Atlanta Braves
>Camilo Doval Future met
orioles won that ballgame.
ohtani cycle incoming
mets cost me my rent money doggie doos tigers and padres save me
>>154258528>their ERA predictorsjesus christ
autistic poodrepaco seething kek
>>154258528Strider back to hitting 97 in his first rehab start this week
>>154258510You should've been tossed off a cliff as a newborn
>>154258564AH AH FUCK YOU!
>>154258562This kind of a post really makes me kek and lel considering half the general can’t understand the winky chart
>seething at my braves
Pink Pony Club! I'm gonna keep on laughing at the Mets mid-season!
>>154258562Don't worry, it'll make sense soon :)
Stearns gonna COOK
>>154258008Gubie choking up made me want to cry. RIP GA
What phenotype is this?
Sugano DEEZ NUTZ
>>154258604i'm really fucking glad i don't recognize every name here
>>154258598>Pink Pony Club!
>>154258589you're not autistic poodrepaco because autistic poodrepaco's autism compels him to autistically make the same post over and over again, and yours is not that post.
>>154258604none of these guys can hit
Oh no, bases loaded 1 out, our weakness
>>154258581That's good, he'll be a big boost. Banked wins are good but there's a lot of injury risk in that rotation
>>154258622you're right
It's the Seething Lil Bros Eries!!!
>>154258632kek
a RICEONIAN basehit
>>154258619based me looking at most team sheets
Daily reminder that the astros deserve a 100 year world series drought for their heinous acts of cheating and bringing the sport into disrepute
tris speaker
>>154258624Rick Pitino can pull the ball pretty well
RICE ON THE BASEPATHSRICE ON THE BASEPATHSRICE ON THE BASEPATHS
>>154258632lel
>>154258646and other speakers
a RYMACKIAN oppo taco
MCMAHONIAN
>>154258613indian
a RYMACKIAN soul crushing homer
THE YANKEES ARE BACK BABY
>>154258644>britbong>whining about stuff from the pastclassic
Knuckleballbros we are SO back
A MCMAHONIAN BLAST
>mets and yankees both missing the 'offsit's 2023 all over again
>>154258669based buffalo yankees fan
inevitable world series run is still not priced in
pandy sacfly
its over
>>154258683It's like you enjoy being a permavirgin retard
jints WINwebby still cant cut his ERA under 4, fug
Is jazz close to 50 home runs yet?
freddy always looks like his legs are going to shatter every time he runs
Faggot mest are in last place KEK!!
>>154258691So glad I cut chisholm from my fantasy team. Hoping I can scam someone with a judge trade too.
>>154258683>metstranny obsession with dragging other teams downnboody is playing as shitly as the new york mets of syracuse new jersey. enjoy relocating.
>>154258683In what fantasy retard world do the Yanks miss the playoffs?
>>154258704hes about as close to 50 as anyone else so hes doing pretty good.
my AL secondary Angels are going to booty blast the poodres simply put
>>154258709freddie*
sneks
>SewersGoddammit
The last time the Angels had a player die and they had a home game they there a no hitter so Padres are in trouble.
GENO AGAIN
Why is Freeland wearing a balaclava? Is it that cold in Denver right now?
a BEDNARIAN popout
soriANO struck that first bum out
>>154258669>yankees 10-9 record>yankees fans be like "we are so back"back to being a fan base that has been conditioned to having low expectations and pleased with small achievementsback to being the annual overpaid, under-performing, one-dimensional team that they have been for nearly all of the last fifteen seasons
Bednar is 2 outs away!
STINKY FUCKING NATIONALS! FUCK!
Anyone wanna play Triple Play '99 w/ me
remind me again why sotos out? not getting paid enough?
>>154258619I recognize Soto, Mr. Beast, and Bibi
fouled away.........yay
a BEDNARIAN strikeout
>>154258719True. Only 50 more to go!
>>154258753only if we can do home run derbies with jim thome
>>154258742It’s 35 degrees there tonight
This fuckin bullpen, man...
Yankees won that division series
smelly de la poos
struck out 2 poodre bums in the 1st
Hello I saw that the Rockies ballpark was supposedly completely covered in snow, but I have just now turned this game on and it looks like a summer day?
a BEDNARIAN strikeouta BEDNARIAN savea YANKONIAN win
>>154258763adjusting for racism, jazz is currently at 5 home runs
Tuve bomb onto the train tracks
Last time the Angels had a tragic death during the season >we responded with a no hitter. Lets see if >we can do it again.
>>154258756fat bastidtoo much cerveza and empanada
START SPREADDIIIIN THAAAAA NEEEEEEEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le1QF3uoQNg
lmao
>>154258756He got his money, he don’t care
>>154258786yankees fans are the corniest fans on 4chan, I mean seriously
Nothing but class from my Trash Pandas. Go Angels.
Sum up your teams bullpen in one word
RIP Garret AndersonAngels legend i grew up watching his as a kid
>>154258820whelming
Gentlemen, I was in the ER last night cuz I got the salmonella from a dirty Mexican that made me contaminated chilaquiles. They were fire tho. The cubs humiliated the Mets as well
autistic mestpaco seething kek
>pie rats finally stacked enough draft picks to be legit
>not in the Hall of Fameam I supposed to know who this "Garrett Anderson" guy is?
>>154258820Fuck.
>>154258802I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT
blow gays gon blow?
>>154258820breddygud
>>154258811its about 75% one retard
kek mest
>>154258820
>>154258813RIPthe one time i rooted for the anaels was in 2002 agasint the vaginants
another blowpen game
>>154258845>le edgy postdaring today aren't we?
Tigs and Sux just decided to have a pitching duel. OK then.
>>154258859No words needed huh?
My knuckleballies :)
C’mon just need a double play
>rockies humiliation ritual posting about the doyerjapswtf was that??
>>154258820Terrorists
Croshit kek
tuck em!
>reporters talking over the PBP/color analysist to talk about GAStop this shit
Damn the cockies suck
Semen slurpfest at memeway park is finally over
tucker will learn to fraudulently boost his stat line at coors and he will like it
Tiger-bros...
smashchads won
ok sure gg sox
big willy
Yoshida walks it off
>>154258896Is booty on the menu?
>>154258892are these the same bugs the mets guy posts, I literally can't even tell.
>>154258896>thousands starve to death
>>154258892i am just not into the dancing.
I thought you guys told me the rockies were good now
>>154258908they are, the Dodgers are just better
philliesbros... our window is closed
>>154258908and is the "abuse goblin" in the room with us right now?
autistic metstranny seething kek
>>154258908load mgmt game for their best hitter Hunter Goodman ...at coors field...just because. Plz understand.
Angels' Centerfield tonight
>>154258917Fuck my boricua ass
>>154258837yankees fanscorny afand they fight like girlswhat happened to yankees fans?they used to be bad assesnow they are cuck-faced milk drinkers
kek poodres
Make fun of my microwaved meals now
Moncada hits a dinger while padres are eulogicing Garret Anderson
PRRRRRRT
BLOW GAYS
MONCADAAngels better win this game I swear to god
>>154258936ok, that looks like shit
>>154258936why would you microwave a quartered blt
Matty meatballs, trade his ass to Mets or Yankees.
Poodredoo em
>>154258926>yankees fans are milk drinkers1!1!1Milk makes you stronger.
prrrrrrrrrt
>>154258923They shoulda put a halo over the A
>>154258936looks pretty decent t b h w y f
>>154258936Why would you microwave ketchup
>angels moving to georgianobody told me?
>>154258923I know they trade with the Braves a lot but this is getting out of hand
>>154258904They haven't been starving since Tuesday
>>154258926
>>154258917kek
>>154258926kek
>>154258312>Stankees
Tawa kek
Hololive is cancelled. Real girls only now
metstranny seething at pussy kek
>>154258993shut the fuck up
DOUBLE MUNCED
MUNCED x2
>>154258970what's that pic
Drug test Muncy NOW
>>154258992>tattoos>ass is too bigno thanks
Extra slurpings in Mami...
Kick those Poodrepacos out of Orange County!
ADAM FUCKING FRAIZER HITS A TRIPLE HALOS KEEP ADDING ON
POODRES KEK
>>154258956That could have been cool but also borders on corny I think
If you guys want, we can call the whole series a sweep right now and you guys can head back in time to beat the traffic
I'm a paco! A doyerpaco!
I CANT HIT
The Rockies are not a real team
i am become reddit
Sorry padres, the Angels are literally destined to win this game
>>154258992>>154259008she is an absolutely rancid brown whorehere is purity for the white man (ignore the fashion-only yankees hat)
Kek seething shidding Timmy!!
Oh look, the poodres are losing now that they're playing a real team
>>154258936this is your work lunch?could be worse (id eat it)
>>154258992this is my type
shit pitchers gets told to throw up and in on Trout and they keep throwing wild at his head It's some bullshit
The Royals are and always were a bad franchise. Just like the school year, their season will end in May. Again.
>>154258775That is pretty chilly for the willy.
>>154258992she was so top tier before the bolt ons
>>154259038I am so sick of the Yankee hat being a fashion statement. Worse than Nirvana shirts
It’s gonna be a Dodgers Angels World SeriesFraid so
>PoodresBAU BAU!
H.S. Kim is my Saja boy
>>154258998mestfag only likes girls with the ass of a ten year old boy kek
>>154259064fr
Rockies comeback?
>>154259058You gotta learn ball Dane
>>154259065I want it to be decided by a duel to the death between Ohtani and Trout
how's the hammer hanging, you absolute fucking geeks? did you do positive shit this week? Maybe got a little sniz?
Gorman finally did something
hmm...
>>154259083Pffffffffft
holy geno
>cucked by a hatcrieeed
>>154259058They should sign Andrew Wantz again just to throw at batters
>>154259086your mom knows ball
>>154258998ass too big
>>154259087it's gonna be a Dodgers 4 game sweepTrout will get injured in game 2
>cucked by a hat:skull:
>>154258998ass not big enough
>not even calling the game, just saying how sad they areThis fucking sucks. Save this for the pre/postgame
>>154259100Shiesty Muncy is peak Funky
>>154259064do cute zoomettes like Nirvana or just wear the shirts?
>>154258300This anon gets itWe are in a golden age of fast foodI can stop by after work, park in my own special spot, order at my leisure perusing every single item and possible discount>sit alone in my car engaging with no one until a wage brings me my food right to my windowIts paradise
>>154258992Guarantee this bitch is Italian and from New Jersey
>>154259112ai slop
>Varsho hurt nowanother one on the pile
>>154259038>>154259081>dyed hairdropped>>154259112hips are too big
>>154259125they're not cute
>>154259135kek I feel so bad for you guys
>>154259112Neck yourself irishfag
>>154259135that team is for the birds!
>>154259126girls get the ick if they find out you have fucking fast food apps
>>154259100This will make a fine addition to my Muncy collection
>>154259081when will social media dingbats learn to turn off the save-as-mirror-flipped setting on their phone's camera?
>>154259149takes me back