What was Vrabel thinking?
hey timmy, hands off the sistas
Friendly reminder:Drake's wife sucks at cooking
>>154258024The next Kelce
fucks wrong with americ*ns
>>154258133Probably a wideness issue. I have wide feet and so I'm a size 12 normally. But in wide shoes I'm a 10
>>154258028I wish she'd suck off his teammates
>Zach Wilson and his wife influencer Nicolette Dellanno reveal the gender of their babysay CONGRATULATIONS ZACH
>>154258177I'd really like to see her do some NSFW stuff because her SFW content is awful.
he's not wrong
>>154258233>awfulhow is this awful?
Ann Maye is probably ripping ass in Costa Rica rn
>>154258216being married to an "influencer" has got to be exhausting.
>>154258216he said bo can be girl dads together
>>154258255Fukken check'd
>>154258255she came back already, but she hasn't done anything together with drake yet
>>154258378>2026>he doesn't shave/wax it all offgross
SHEEEEE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COMMON MINA MOGGING
>>154258413the screaming Korean wanted me to shave my butthole. I did my best.
>>154256965>INTS FOR THE INTS GOD>SACKS FOR THE SACKS THRONE
>>154258322She needs to make an O.F.
>>154258552Ankles for the ankle god
>>154258028It's the effort that matters
What do you have to say to him /nfl/?
>>154258984Good job, buddy
>>154258984i would simply ask him how he convinced a team to give him $265,000,000
>>154258533Is that Jeb! in the middle?
>>154259031Beat Tom Brady in his first game and took his team to the Owl. Pretty impressive resume, on paper.
>>154258984what paw patrol character is his favorite?
>>154258024Buy an ad, dov
>>154259045On paper, maybe, but we live in the real world where everyone knows he's a bus rider schemebabby and that team would have been just as successful with any JAG quarterback.
>>154259045team stats
>>154258322>>154258251yall think vrabes hit that
>>154259045facts
>>154259045Tranahhan had Mac McCorkle Jones looking like he wasn't the worst QB in the League. 9ers unironically shouldn't have paid Purdy because anyone can function in the Shannahan system. They should've used that money to build a perpetual superteam
>>154259085>>154258322>>154258251what do you think ann thinks of vrabels infidelity? do you think shes poisonings drakes mind against him?could be a rough season for the gaytriots
>>154256965Why is Kay Adams 40 years old,unmarried, and childless?
Why are there so many tmzfags in this general these days? It feels concurrent with all the freaks that are fans of a player over being fans of a team. Can we just b& all zoomers?
>>154259099I'm not going to argue that is a massive overpayment but he did take the team to a championship and a Superbowl, that's not something to sneeze at
>>154259165It's the off season, retard. There's no ball to talk about aside from drama
>>154259243>he did take the team to a championship and a SuperbowlSo did Jimmy G. My point is that Shannahan is an offensive genius who can take any QB and "dude CMC lmao" them into a deep playoff run. And since Purdy wasn't going to get anything other than top dollar, I'd have unironically gone with someone like Darnold and built a team around him
>>154259256It happens during the season too, but regardless it's still a cancer no matter when.
>>154259277It's easy to say this in hindsight, but when you have a contending team with someone set at qb it's a safer play to overpay than try your luck with someone untested, look at what happened with the vikings
>>154259301You must be nu because during the season we just make webms of plays and enjoy game threads
>Chorgers
>>154259367I've been posting here for a while. Tmzfags have been showing up a lot recently, as have the stanculture weirdos. I don't believe you haven't noticed.
>>154259382Imagine caring lel. They were irrelevant in SD, they're irrelevant in LA, they'll be irrelevant at least until the heat death of the universe.
>>154258005Idk but I'm thinking BIG BOOBA MOMMY MILKERS AHM COOMING!
Russini needs to be investigated by the FBI (Female Body Inspector)
The Broncos are a complete team, they don't even need to draft
>>154259574They need a QB
now that's called being a good friend
>>154259574MLB, defense depth
My Chiefs are going to buttbuck your team until they are all crying running off the field with their hands on their sore swollen inflamed buttholes It's a KC thing
>>154259624>talking about buttsex>It's a KC thingyeah we know
I need your best /sp/ reaction pics
rate ja'marr's fit
>>154259730
>>154259759I haven't seen someone wearing Southpole in more than 20 years.
https://youtu.be/S8k5qKjXWcwSharing this for your listening pleasure
>>154259730>>154259730
Mahomes has never lost against his division when fully healthy and having his weapons replenished. If we don't sweep our division this year I'm going to consider stopping my posting on this site and moving back to r/nfl
>>154259687Now your butthole has been sentenced to an Extra FOUR FOLD OF BUTT FUCKING m
well, /nfl/
>>154259855>No weapons and right and left tackle injuredMahomes barely lost this game so it's anyone's wonder what the matchup would look like if mahomes had his weapons and his line was healthy, oh wait , that was the first time LMAO.
>>154259896you're trying too hard
>>154259730only ancient /sp/ oldfags remember this hilarious meme
>>154259882glenn is a good coach. it showed in their special teams unit being one of if not the best in the league last year and the defense still played above expected situationally. rough start because of poor clock management and relying too much on engstrand? absolutely, but the foundation is there.
>>154259593If those dumbfucks had drafted jihad campbell instead of a backup corner last year they'd be in the money but they did not do that
>>154259928this but davonkus
>>154259928what constitutes an ''oldfag''? my first post on /sp/ was 2022
>most states >largest territory chiefies stay winning
>>154259947>glenn is a good coachThey had ZERO interceptions last year. Glenn is supposed to be a defensive coach
>>154259968if you've been here for more than 6 months, you're no longer new
>>154259974not his fault the defense was filled with practice squad tier players
>>154259974jets were turnover deficient an entire decade before he arrived there, it doesn't look good on paper but if you watch the tape instead taking twitter posts at face value their secondary was upper middle of the pack getting defensive pass breakups.
>>154259730This is a goodie >>154259968>newfag30 days or less on the chan>oldfag31-90 days on the chan>ancient oldfag91-365 days on the chan>certified unc1 year+ on the chan
It usually takes a crane to get it out
>>154259973what's going on with the Lions here
Kelce came back just to hurt his bussy
>>154259592why are they dressed like its a funer- awww, I get it.
>>154259730mcvay is a goldmine
>Paramount is close to finalizing a deal with NBC to acquire Sunday Night Football.>If approved, Paramount+ will own the media rights until 2033 and will be the exclusive streaming service for SNF.No not like this!
>>154260306>vietnamwhat is the NFL scene like other there?
>>154260306False alarm. It was unironically fake news >>154260324I'm a tourist. I did catch a playoff game at like at 7am in a Cafe in Hanoi last time I was here in 2020 and there were some fans. All American obviously
>>154260074Everything
>Fortuitous bussy
>>154260178>>154259730>>154260386is it autism?
Is it aspergers?
>>154260434QRD?
>>154260449Got hit in the mouth during a late drive against the Falcons in Berlin last year. Honestly one of the best international games ever was mad entertaining
>>154260449Ryback'd
>>154259730>>154260334>>154260386>>154260405Cocaine>>154260431Genuine spectrum case
>spend all that money on contract extensions >just to make no change at QB
So whos making the playoffs this year? Obviously the jets are due so Ill put them on here but what else? Here's who I got1 seed Dolphins 2 seed Browns3 seed titans4 seed raiders5 seed jets6 seed chiefs 7 seed bengals1 seed saints 2 seed giants3 seed cardinals4 seed lions5 seed commies6 seed bears7 seed falcons?I see the bills and ravens taking massive shits in quality now that their coaches are gone they will suck on the opposing side of the ball.
>>154259730mfw a non-ballknower is in presence
>>154260643I unironically have this cap lmfao
>>154260719cap this bussy
>>154260719>he keeps his sticker onbased
ive seen simpsons porn you people wouldnt believe. >marge getting railed by bumblebee guy’s stinger>bleeding gums murphy blowing dr marvin monroe>homer getting harmonica’d by maude and lunch lady dorisand of course many many things that should result in instant woodchippering for the artist.and its not like ive ever went looking for it. im into fat japanese chicks and have been pretty much exclusively for most of my adult life. and im not talking like a few extra el bees, i mean fat, like sumo fat. rolls for days, friends. but my point is is that its just always lurking around. i dont know anyone that consooms it but its always there, always waiting despite what i assume the target demo is dwindling rapidly due to malnutrition and suicide.its one of the great anomalies of our timeanyway go bazooka sharks
I'm beginning to think that the Seahawks aren't going to repeat this season.
>>154258322They are 1000% getting a divorce in 5 years. She is mid af
>>154260838@janny plonk this pooh bitch
>>154260930Before the first contract extension, à la Russ
>>154260719>he wears 9forty instead of 39thirty
>>154260949Mr liiiiiiimited
>>154260949now that the dust has settled, what the fuck went wrong with his career? how do you choke being considered a top 10 QB all time before 30yo only to flame out to rock bottom
>>154261052He's unironically too short.He's not cerebral and his athleticism dwindled. Pete was tard wrangling him and knew when to cut the chord.>t. us12
>>154261052He was an ironman at QB until 2021 but injuries and loss of mobility fucked him so the falloff happened fast. I still think he was definitely top 5ish at his best despite some cazzies saying he was carried. I remember 2015 especially he was annihilating some great teams despite having mediocre weapons. They run into a buzzsaw against the Panthers but that could've been another Superbowl squad for sure if they didn't get into such a hole early
>>154261327>11-0 when his team gives up 13 or fewer>1-5 when his team gives up 14 or more>not a LOB babbyKEK
Gather 'round, autistic fagsFor a story of riches turned to ragsOur hero Drake was getting carriedBut in the Owl, his career was buried.For in that game he soon found outHe was a fraud, and began to pout.As his bussy tore like moist towelettesHe cried "That worked against the Jets!"But the Jets weren't there, nor were the Phins.And though he totaled 14 wins,It's clear as day for all to seeThat Drake Maye was a schedule babby.The game was shit, an absolute slurperAnd Maye played worse than Bustin HerbertYet when the 4th quarter came around,Drake found himself just 2 scores down.His time had come to prove us wrongAnd Drake was finally going long.He took the snap, he threw it high,It got picked off, and then Drake cried.He weeped and sobbed and cried all nightWhile Seahawks reveled in delightHis salty tears pooled 'round his feetWhile Darnold paraded down the street.His shameful tantrum carried onAll through the night and unto dawnIn truth, what bothered Drake the mostWas the fact that he was seeing ghosts.
>>154261519Are you talking about his Superbowl season? That was his 2nd year in the league lmfao go back and watch his best games from 2015 and 2016 he was tearing teams up with average talent around him
>>154260838A very clever, informative, funny, on-topic post. Well done PoohChad.
If andy daltons development never got fucked would he still be a starting QB?
>>154261730I forgot he was still in the league.
>>154259759>all the money in the world>all he can think of to do during the offseason is stand on some random street corner with tens of thousands of dollars worth of shitty jewelry on and flex like some street pimphas any NFL player been stabbed to death during their prime?
>>154259071>bus rider schemebabbyHe leads the league in 10+ yard completions downfield, has consistently had high air yards every year, and, for better or for worse, is more than willing to force the ball in tight windows regardless of how many ints or risky throws he's thrown that game.
>>154259592Buy an ad
>>154259730I made this one, I'm glad it got saved
>>154262480None of that means he isn't a bus rider schemebabby
>>154262463Sounds like you're jealous t.bh. You'll never be cool.
>>154259044I didn’t watch, but I think it’s Andy Richter.
Gayleb WilliamsJordan ManloveJared GoofGayGay McShartyGaylen SquirtsGayden TranielsAckson ShartSack PicksixFaker GayfieldBryce DungTyler SuckMicro Penis Jr.Stat PadscottScam DarnoldWhoever the Tardinals are rolling outCock TurdyFlutrick MahomesBlo DixFagnando MenblowzaBustin KWABbertTrash AllenFake "The Schedule" GayeNeed a nickname for Malik WillisTHE New York JetsLablack QBsonJoe BussyWhy do the Stoolers even want Erin back?ShadmanTrevor LolwrenceDanielle JonesPeeGay StroudScam Ward
>>154264224>Need a nickname for Malik WillisMali-ACK Will-lose
>gracie hunt is off the marketREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>154264987Malick Willies
Had a Loca Mocha Monster followed by an mocha iced coffee from Tim Horton's this morning WOOOO go football!
>>154265087>Tim Horton'swho?
>>154265020Need to see her and Ann Michael Maye taking backshots in the Caribbean
>>154264987>Will-loseWinrar, it just made the list
Boffton Huford passed away, bros
whyd he do it bros?
>>154265108Nevermind, it's a hockey thing.
>>154265298He was clearly a gigantic faggot and choose his gay pride logo
>>154264224The ones that are just "gay lol xD" are too low effort t.bh
>>154265020>hank hill ass
God I love my queen so much!!!
Mina is mid af
>>154264018Consistently making high risk plays that can easily result in a turnover if he isn't perfect isn't how bus riders play
We love Kay hereWe hate Mina here
>>154266247>>154266368homosexual demons
i've got two words for you: cincinnati-chile ramen
>>154267046vile
>In 2000, the Jets' new head coach Bill Belichick stepped down after a single day. He was then hired by the Jets' biggest rivals, the New England Patriots.>In 2001, Patriots starting QB Drew Bledsoe was injured in a game against the Jets. This made way for his backup, Tom Brady, to take over.>Bill Belichick and Tom Brady led the Patriots to six Super Bowl wins over the next 18 years, after which Brady left the team (and won another Super Bowl in Tampa).>Belichick remained as the Patriots head coach until the end of the 2023 season. His final game in charge was a loss against the Jets.>This loss meant that the Patriots got the third overall draft pick in the 2024 draft, with which they drafted a new starting QB, Drake Maye.>In 2025, Drake Maye took the Patriots to the Super Bowl, where he lost against former Jets QB Sam Darnold, who the Jets had moved on from in favour of a player who ended up being one of the worst QBs in recent history.why are the jets so unlucky?
>>154267135Because...they're the >jest
>>154267046a daring synthesis
>>154265298>switching teams
I did acid last and at first got sad that so much of my life is dedicated to this sport but then I realized I'm enjoying something I love and I'm fortunate to be able to enjoy my hobbies with my friends and that I'm blessed but God probably isn't real. Go Lions.
>>154267135nothing to do with the luck. it's a poorly run organization. one of the worst in professional sports and they will never win another playoff game let alone an Owl.
you are so fucking mad rn
>>154267665They're pretty desperate to get "celebrities" to do the show, huh?
>A day after resigning from the Athletic amid an internal investigation into photos of her and New England Patriots coach Mike Vrabel, the NFL reporter Dianna Russini rescued an older man and a dog from an overturned car in New Jersey.wow she rescued someone from an overturned car, guess she should get her job back
>>154267795>she arranged the car crash just for this purpose
>>154267795>New Jersey driversthey probably deserved to die
>>154267795>rescued>overturned car>"Yes I'll take 'Shit That Never Happened' for $500"
>>154259031
>>154267682yep mad af
>>154268135what are all those random words on the right?
>>154267903theres a police report
>>154268153Show topic of the moment
>>154268226is this show always like this?
Ring before:>Joshie>Lamar>Joey B>Dak>Purdy>Lawrence>Baker>Herbert
>>154268321Good, I'm proud of him.
>>154268240Used to be, I gave it up a few years ago after they left ESPN and no one could keep Lebatard from going full retard
>>154265991>>154267665>>154267903Why does every photo of Mina look so professional, dignified, and radiantly beautiful. What I love the most about this Goddess is that her beauty is the quiet kind of beauty that doesn't throw itself in your face. She's just a queen, a fucking Goddess. I love Mina so much bros.
>>154268321Hate the Seahawks but good for him. He's had a rough career
>Rehab Darnold >He directly gets in the way of you losing another NFCCG or SBBeing Kyle is suffering
>>154268321The Vikings let him walk and kept JJ McCarthy lol
>>154268474the light within shines brighter than all
>>154259031Pretty easy to do when he has more playoff wins than Dak, Love, Herbert, Tua, and Lawrence combined who are all in his pay range
>>154268569The Vikings gave him a decent offer. The Seahawks gave him more and he wouldn’t have to compete for the job. All 32 teams could have gave him a Dak level deal if they wanted to. It just took a #1 D and ST to overcome his league leading TOs and an extremely weak playoff field minus the Rams to win an Owl.
>his QB doesn't have a street named after himcouldn't be me
Rams
>>154270119>The sign needed its own undressing ceremonyam*rican repressed sexuality comes out in weird places
The Chargers need to be not retarded
>>154270231i bet you get angry at the concept of wrapping up gifts
>>154270281why would they start now?
>>154270318Yes, it's also really weird that they transported the sign to its location presumably naked and then put a robe on it
Darnold?>0 TOs in the playoffs
>>154269816>his league leading TOs0 when it mattered most>and an extremely weak playoff field That's called "winning the 1 seed", dumbass. Of course the 1 seed has a weak playoff field, it's hard to win. Any 1 seed is a shoe in for the CCG (Detroit Lions need not apply)>minus the Rams to win an Owl.The same Rammies that Slingin Sammy D put 346 yards 3TD 0 INTs on?
>Sam Darnold induced melties every dayKangz and Rasm really can't let it go, huh?
>>154270373Why don't the Chargers just draft Ty Simpson? Dan Orlovsky told me he's the best QB in the class
>>154270728Oh you’re the Wions hater. I should have known from your faggy pompous tone. Jumped from the Queefs bandwagon already? That didn’t last long.
Drake Maye joined the forever 0-1 club with the Goof, Joey B, and $cam.
>>154270813The jest are going to draft him and immediately ruin his career
Pay him what he’s owed, Arizona!
>>154271079I'd just let memeshoe start instead. it's a lost season anyway and i wouldn't want to pay a backup starter money
What nhl and nba teams do you guys have winning with weapons of course.
Only 110 more days
new AB track and music video just droppedwith sound here:>>>/wsg/6130267
>>154270976>Oh you’re theMeds, NOW. Me and my 99 proxies are all out to get you
>The league isn't investigating Mike Vrabel for potentially breaking personal conduct policyLmfao Patriots fans will STILL claim Roger Goodell doesn't play favorites kek
you can only post ITT if your team is over .700 for the past decade not so fast everyone but the chiefs
what's this exercise called?
>>154271608Aaron Rodgers taught him well
>>154271608the buck-up
bustin shitbert really took a KWABing in the 'offs then said "I just need a 5th offensive coordinator and more help then I'll be elite!!!" lol
>>154267046Midwest behavior is, and always will be a massive mistake.
Posting in other generals and game threads makes me realize /nfl/ isn't that bad.
>>154272406>Bunghole Defense
>>154258069Loveland isn't gay
>>154272974Tell that to Calebs bussy
>>154272974He wasn't before he was drafted by the Bears. Then his QB raped him.
>>154272406>bustin's best 'off performance was the game where he threw a 27 point lead at the half
>>154270165>RamsI agree.
>>154260838Hell yeah
thursday can't come soon enough, people are so bored they've started coming up with outlandish shit like picrel or the browns taking kadyn proctor in the top 10even affirmative action andy won't pull something this retarded, r-right?
>>154275531Bain would be a juicy pick opposite Garrett but I still think they have to go LT. Who do you want them to take with those first 3 picks ruski?
>>154275531Also I think they're taking Monroe Freeling at no.6 btw. Todd Monken has strong ties to Georgia and Dawand Jones has shown he can't stay healthy. I'm going to put some $ down on it before the draft opens just haven't yet in case there's a last minute trade that shakes things up
>>154275628how many of these bets have you made so far? How many of those bets do you need to hit to break even?
>>154275557tate is far and away my first choice, funny that i'm alignned with the osu homers on this one even though i hate that fanbase with a fiery passion. if it's tackle, hopefully mauigoa (though he'll probably be gone) or freeling. if you can't find a trade partner and are still looking towards the defense for some reason, i'll accept downs. otherwise, trade the fuck down. fano will get raped at tackle with his baby arms, proctor is the last of the quintessential saban tackles: a retarded giganigga that can get by on sheer size and athleticism in the sec but is destined to fail in the sec. lemon is slow, tyson is glass. nobody else realistically on the board improves the team as much as a 6th overall pick should. i don't even want to hear about a front seven player until day 3, that group is SET. yes, bain should be a noticeable upgrade over alex wright, but using the 6th pick to turn a top 5 unit into a top 2 unit while you have several bottom 5 units on the team is a very irresponsible use of draft capital
>>154275708I haven't made any bets so far. I'll wait until the day before the draft just in case there's a last minute trade up/down that changes my mind. It's rare for one to happen so late but i don't want to get fucked if it does. Right now I'm probably only betting $100 im thinking $50 on Monroe Freeling @ pick 6 and $50 Jordan Tyson to go inside the top 10
>>154275809I'm not buying Carnell Tate ngl i know OSU WRs have an impressive track record but i don't see special with him. Jeremiah Smith looks like an elite WR worth a top 10 pick but I never saw that from Tate personally. Okay so you want Tate at 6 preferably but what about picks 24 and 39 if they go that direction?
>>154275822Youre right, probably smart to wait and see. Jordan Tyson going in the top 10 is a stretch imo, dude tore literally everything off his knee and struggled a bit with hamstring issues. Where do you see him going?
>>154258024It doesnt matter how much "white" features a black girl has to make her look attractive if they are still wearing weaves. Its disgusting. She is a 5 at best.
>>154275985>t. autist
>>154275922I honestly think he's in play for pick 7, 8 and 9. He's got injury history but watching him play the talent is obvious. He tracks the ball so well and consistently gets open. I think I heard some analytics nerds say he struggles to get off the line against press coverage but there's so many ways to scheme guys open with splits these days. I think he's an absolute clear No.1 WR tier player
>>154276005I can see the queefies taking him. Andy seems to like gambling on WRs and Rashee Rice seems like an absolute fucking bozo.
>>154276056Nta but yeah I think he goes to the Saints or Chiefs
Howie is definitely going to pick this shitter on day 3
>>154275882i don’t even need special desu, i just want consistent and reliable. if you add a reliable x and bump down the current receivers down one spot on the depth chart, it finally starts looking like an acceptable wr room, especially if you’re optimistic about isaiah bond coming into his own with a full legal-trouble free offseason under his beltat 24 there should still be a good tackle prospect available. ideally blake miller, but if he’s gone, a developmental guy like lomu or iheanachor will do too, he can get ready behind dawand jones for a month until he inevitably gets hurt in week 5. 2nd round could be time for secondary (cisse, chris johnson, aj haulcy, maybe even avieon terrell if teams are scared of his 40 time), 3rd round - find an inline tight end to complement fanninobviously there’s ample room for other strategies. i.e. if freeling is the guy at 6, i’d be happy with tyson at 24 (if he falls due to injury) or sarratt/brazzell at 39. there are many ways to ace this draft, but there are also many ways to fuck it up, and i don’t particularly like the current rumors swirling about the browns really liking fano and proctor (two of my least favorite fits) or marcus’ frivolous bain suggestion. hopefully it’s just smokescreens
I didn't make this, so don't get mad at me.
>>154276176could've been in qb3/day 2 conversations if not for this absolute stinker in the playoffs against an opponent that threw 5 picks. it was his first year starting though, so he's still a very interesting project if he gets a coach that knows what he's doing
>>154276305berry is notoriously autistic about never drafting old prospects early, so thankfully the mesidor pick is off the table
Well, /nfl/?
>>154276355Very telling that he doesnt have a problem with 1-1. Really makes you think.
SEXY DEXY TO THE BUNGLES FOR THE 10TH OVERALL PICKRIP YOUR MOCK DRAFTS KEKMAO
What the fuuuuuck the Bengals really gave the Giants pick 10 for him???
>>154276450
>>154276450Oh shit it's actually real lmao. Great move for the Bengals, more KWABOTY fodder for Mara (especially when they pick Love).
>>154276486HAPPENING
>>154276482This is beyond me. Why would you trade your #10 for a 28 year old DT that wants more money. They could've burned that on a younger DT or one of the ten decent edge rushers in this draft?
SOON lol
>>154276559Dexter Lawrence is an amazing DT. I'm happy we got the pick because he didn't want to be here and now we have 2 top 10s, but still, he's an incredible talent
>>154276559This draft sucks for DT and Lawrence is a game-changing player. The money part of it could be a problem but you'll have to wait and see what they do about his contract.
>>154276559If he bounces back from his shit 2025 season (big if) he's well worth it. He's been a great player for 80% of his career but he got worked quite a bit last season. 10th overall is a huge price I'm assuming the Bengals will get a 4th or something back when the full details come out
>>154276578or Caleb Downs at 5 and Jordyn Tyson at 10
>>154276486>>154276482I would kill myself if I were Joe
huff the hopium as a Bengals fan? I know we can't draft for shit and all the top talent was likely going to be gone by 10 but still I can't get over not having a 1st round pick.
>>154276686You're getting one of the best DTs of this generation in Lawrence.Don't let the stats last season fool you.
>>154276649Tyson doesn't make it to 10 >>154276080And they should (and I think will) take Styles at 5 over Downs.
>>154276559An X factor in this is that my Bengies are historically dogshit in drafting. This is guaranteed productivity. Basically trading a shitty dice roll for a better one. If he actually works out, it will revamp the defense. Hendrickson had his moments, but can ONLY play pass rush. He's an absolute liability in the run game, and the pole-riding he gets from the media and reddit is absurd.
Which offensive lineman are my lions drafting?
>Giants didn't fire Joe Schoen just so he could trade Dexter Lawrence out of spite just like he told Saquon Barkley and Julian Love to get lost for not agreeing to his termsI have never hated a motherfucker like I hate Joe Schoen. I hope he and his entire family die horribly.
>>154276771Whichever one the Chiefs pass on
>>154276482>>154276486I can live with this, hopefully get Styles and Downs/Delane now. Paying Dex huge money off a 0.5 sack season when he didn’t want to be in NY would have been a big risk.
>>154276486bungles low-key have a pretty good defense now. a solid linebacker in the draft and they're nipping top 10
>>154276796>I hope he and his entire family die horriblyI'm sure he has the same sentiments toward you.
>>154276680joe bussy has everything he needs on offense. the oline excuse hasn't been relevant for years, it was good enough to keep old man flacco upright last year. this is a good trade if you think he’s actually elite and it’s mainly the defense that holds him back>>154276686he will help those young linebackers tremendously by buying them time and getting the oline’s attention on him, probably stewart and murphy too to an extent. imo using that capital to get an established elite veteran presence for that young defense is also better than adding another unproven young guy
>>154276796John Mara KWAB of the decade, mostly for keeping that guy around
he's going to hold out for the big money which mike brown won't pay, miss training camp and then get hurt by October, or just straight up do nothing. calling it now, we can never have anything good and will always shoot ourselves in the foot.
>>154276828>bungles low-key have a pretty good defense now
>>154276486>#10 overall pick and like a $30,000,000 a year contracti would not have done that if i were the bengals
>>154276771Ryback 100%>>154276811Yea it's a hell of a return for him. Gotta wait to see the full details. My guess is the Bengals are getting a 4th round pick or something as well in return
>>154276904just the 10th per jordan raanan
>>154276889wrong thread wigger
>>154276796Unlike Saquon, Lawrence straight up wanted out. I doubt Giants really wanted to get rid of him. There were worse outcomes on the table.
>>154276796Dexter Lawrence wanted to leave.
>>154276486DUMB FUCKING BUNGLESnow the giants have a chance of taking styles and downs
>>154276886i would laugh hysterically if this plays out, would be very on brand. but right now even as a division rival fan i have to admit that this looks like a good trade for cincy. could be a win-win too if the giants play their cards right
>>154276904There are several Giants reporters saying it’s straight up which is a great return, pending who they pick of course
Trade details are out, it's just a straight swap for their 1st rounder, nothing else attached.
Bungles have the dumbest FO out of all the teams
>>154276890their only glaring weakness is LB
>>154276886I'm thinking a hold out that lasts into the season and never playing a snap for Cincinnati.
>>154277002aren't you forgetting someone?
>>154276932>>154276991>>154276995Honestly pretty nuts that it's a straight up trade. Giants definitely win the trade on its face. Time will tell
>Giving up a first, and a new record breaking contract for an aged DL>Whos production fell of a cliff>Who quit on his team>Who is clearly trying to scam one last mega contract out of a inept franchise and coast for the rest of his careerLadies and gentlemen, I present to you: The Bungholes.
>Giantsdraft picks:>Round 1 (No. 5 overall)>Round 1 (10)>Round 2 (37)>Round 4 (105)>Round 5 (145)>Round 6 (186)>Round 6 (192)>Round 6 (193)how do they fuck this up?
>>154277008No offense but their only glaring weakness is Joe Burrow's health AND the entire defense. And being from Ohio of course.
>>154277131which they have at least attempted to rectify the latter of this off season. ofc its meaningless if burrow gets hurt again, but they do have flacco,so as long as it isn't season ending or happening late they still might have a chance.
>>154277131>Joe Burrowdoesn't play defense. not reading the rest
>>154277192Well he should considering how many times he gives the defense the ball.
>Jaxson Dart >Cam Skataboo>Jordyn Tyson>Malik Nabers>Isaiah Likely Who's stopping this offense?
>>154277184>attemptedstill can't get it right tho
>>154277224CTE
>>154277224
>>154277258I would let that man bring me delicious Italian food while hemmed up in a hospital bed recovering from a gruesome injury.
>>154277224Dart when he gets HEEM'd doing dumb shit like this
>>154276957Because he hates the GM. If Schoen weren't there Dex would still be a Giant.
Stoolers offseason
>>154274665It's funny how Herbie's playoff games are each a different kind of horrific loss>JagsAfter going up 27-0, the Chargers offense completely stalls out and can only muster 3 more points>TexansTaking a page out of Trevor's book, Herbert throws 4 picks in a playoff game after throwing just 3 all year. Unfortunately, he is not half the player Tlaw is>PatriotsAfter another electric season, they put up 3 points against a Patriots defense which is good, but nowhere near as good as the other defenses that Herbert put up more than 3 against that year (Eagles, Texans, etc.)It's so very clear that Bustin is NOT that guy in January
BOSTON STAYS WINNING
drake is such a lucky man to come home to this everyday
>>154277435>all those hard boiled eggs Fuck yes yjk she's ripping ass in bed all night and Dutch ovening Drake the lucky bastard
>>154276482>>154276486Commiebros, how should we feel about this? On the one hand, I like the Giants losing a good player. But on the other, the 10th puts them in a great spot to draft a good replacement
is jffm here
>>154277656what do you want faggot?
>>154277741check the tavern, need hands for a mock draft
Official NFL Draft QB POWER RANKINGS >1. Fernando Mendoza>2. Ty Simpson>3. Garrett Nussmeier>4. Drew Allar>5. Carson Beck>6. Cade Klubnik>7. Cole Payton>8. Taylen Green>9. Sawyer Robertson>10. Diego Pavia>11. Jalon Daniels>12. Joe Fagano>13. Miller Moss>14. Haynes Kin
fucking brutal
>>154277891Na can't be fucked I'm watching Lakers-Rockets besides mock drafts are for gay cunts >>154277947Carson Beck gonna prove you wrong FOOL
>>154278049we're doing it likely Monday, if you change your mind you know where to find us
Inb4 Dexter fails his physical
>diego pavia is barely taller than middle schoolersoof
>>154278140i hope not. it will be hilarious that 50% of their cap is tied up in burrow, ja'marr, higgins, and dexter
>>154278012She talks better shit than all of you
How would /nfl/ react if the panthers lost a playoff game to the bucs via Bryce getting sacked by Baker mayfield playing as an emergency DE?
Jets: 2 & 16Giants 5 & 10Browns: 6 & 24Chiefs: 9 & 29Dolphins: 11 & 30Cowboys: 12 & 20
>>154278285The Giants could unironically trade for Mendoza
>>154278192less than 40% you mean
The prophesy of the Penis Man is nigh!
>>154278311imagine if the Giants trade down for something like Chiefs 9 & 29
>>154277947Who cares? They all suck
>The Bengals are expected to hammer out a significant long-term deal with DT Dexter Lawrence as part of the tradehow much
>>154278311
>>1542784043 years 105 mil most likely. He's still under contract for 2 more years but the extension+signing bonus would make him happy
>>154277891Fuck off discord faggot.
Bungles
>>154278716Hey Grandma. Mind if I share that hilarious meme to my Myspace page? Thanks.
>>154278743Cook
>>154278760I don't get it but I'm sure you don't either :-)
>>154278953Damn I bet his bussy is sore after that
>>154278953he didn't fly so good
>>154278953Don't they have to burn that flag now?
>>154278363>imagine if the Giants trade downthat is way too smart of a move for my Giants
>>154278953ha ha how topical
>>154278953Coach Matt Campbell would never allow this.
>>154278953>mxc_fly_trap.mp4
My Bengals just earn their picks, and for the most part, we use them fairly well to build competitive teams in recent years. What we never, and I mean ever, do is trade draft picks for players. Considering the monumental need we have for a DT and that our targets would likely be gone at 10, I love the hell out of the trade but I'm shocked we did it. The most un-Bengal move ever.
>>154279267ha ha gay
>>154279393brown won't pay him what he wants and we're going to end up with Stewart 2.0
>>154279393>my>we x 3>our>I>I'm
>>154279393They had to get better on the D line. Trading for Lawrence+signing Jonathan Allen and Boye Mafe is gonna cost them a ton of cap space but should make a huge difference. They don't have a ton of needs on offence. It's a gamble but considering how much the Colts gave up for Saucey Gardens I'd much rather be in the Bengals position going forward
>>154279502I'm legendary Bengals' HOFer Anthony Munoz. I've earned it.
>>154279524good die of CTE
>>154279393nigga look who your fucking DC is, your guy will be 30 by the time hes fired. may not look it now but this is a lose-lose trade
>>154279563>your x 2
>>154279580hes in bengals FO, nobody else is gassing this trade up lmao
>>154279563It's certainly not a lose-lose. The Giants aren't winning big this year and they got a top 10 pick for their valuable asset who wanted out. And Lawrence is immediately the best defensive player on the Bengals by a country mile, and among the best players on their entire team. I mean injury is certainly possible, but even then the Giants win because they did about as well as could be expected there.
>>154279597>bengals FO>posting on a Saturday night>losing franchisechecks out
>>154279607who fucking cares, when burrow snaps his leg again your defense still isn't winning shit. beyond retarded cope coming from bengals fans tonight.
>>154279597Have seen a lot of folks praising the move from both angles. Weak draft and Bengals D targets will be gone at 10, plus Lawrence wanted out and even tho Giants tried to work with him, they realized it wasn't happening and took the best offer avail. Not like Cincy needs any help on offense, and Lawrence is a fuckhuge upgrade on their line.
>>154278953Wrong thread
>>154279662>gets proven wrong with common sense observation>immediately chimps and talks about broken legs>claims I'm copingare you a shitsburgh or baltipoor faggot?
>>154279662>yourit's just one retard white knighting. like there's anything else better to do in Cincinnati on a Saturday night.
>>154279662>>154279563this. neglect OL again by trading a top 10 pick for an injured guy, wow what a move. now we can bitch about not having any linebackers to still give up the run
>>154279692>common sense observationlmfao the cope, sure bro the last big DL pick up you made didnt backfire either
>>154279765wdym, DJ Reader was great in Cincy?
>>154279808you retards were coping about the BJ Hill overpay last year. he was one of the worst players on your defense
overpay this bussy
Winner of the Lawrence trade is every other NFCE team, they don't have to play him twice (Commanders are half winners, they still have to play him once this year).
>>154259803wow rare HD version of this
Given this offseason's moves and non-moves, which team from the AFCN will win an owl first?
>>154280141Unironically the Bengals, but they're also the most likely AFCN team to not even make the playoffs. They are bad when it's hot but nearly unbeatable in the cold. Doesn't really make sense, but if they get into the playoffs they have as good of a chance as anyone. They just gotta find a way to not start the year 1-5 or whatever.
>>154280172Check that, the most unlikely AFCN team not named the Browns to miss the playoffs*
>>154280141none retard
>>154260178
>>154280050So, the team that doesn't win via choke or just not performing. What a great quote from an absolute moron.
>>154280141my Ravens will have a couple more 13 win failure seasons then an out of nowhere 10-7 squeak in playoff run that finally gets Lamar a ring in 2028
There are "people" who think Sam Darnold "won" the superbowl, rather than being carried by an elite defense.
>>154259730 >>154259730
>>154280234Technically he did win a super bowl, before any other Jets QB would, pootriots fans must be pissed
>>154280234many such cases
>Dexter Lawrence is no longer in the NFC East
>>154280269literally who?
>>154259730>>154259730>>154259730
>the Cincinnati Bengals have backed out of their trade for Giants DT Dexter Lawrence
>>154280242He didn't "win" the superbowl. He was carried by an elite defense. His backup did as much to win the game as he did.
>>154280269>eagles running the ball against that d-line
ctrl c'd and v'dsome thoughts on Lawrence to Cincy...<buckle up>Dexter Lawrence is a 28-year old studhe spent most of his career playing vs elite interior OLs of the Eagles & Cowboyshe's been double-teamed at the highest rate in the NFLhe's now playing in the AFC NorthRavens lost their CSteelers might start a 42-yr old QBBrowns have Deshaun or ShedeurLawrence should FEASTthe Giants were TERRIBLE when he wasn't on the fieldlast year, even in a "down" year for Lawrence:Giants defense with...Dexter Lawrence OFF the field:#32 YPA (8.4)#31 sack rate (4.1%)#27 EPA/pass (+0.13)#26 pass success (47%)#23 pressure rate (32%)Dexter Lawrence ON the field:#7 pass success (40%)#8 YPA (6.6)#9 sack rate (7.7%)#10 EPA/pass (+0.09)#22 pressure rate (33%)that was a "down" year for Dexterthe team was top-10 vs the pass when he was out therebottom-10 when he wasn'twant a larger sample?last 3 years:Dexter Lawrence OFF the field:#32 YPA (7.7)#31 pressure rate (29%)#31 pass success (48%)#30 EPA/pass (+0.14)#30 sack rate (5.5%)Dexter Lawrence ON the field:#8 pass success (42%)#8 sack rate (7.4%)#10 EPA/pass (+0.02)#13 YPA (7.0)#15 pressure rate (36%)and again, the context is VITAL:he was obviously the #1 best player on the Giants defenseevery team knew itthey double teamed him at the #1 highest rate and he STILL made this big of a differenceand that was despite playing some of the NFL's top offensive lines in the NFC East as it relates tot he Eagles and Cowboys for YEARShttps://x.com/SharpFootball/status/2045665534277005596
>>154280319nixe reddit spacing
>>154259730>>154260178>>154260334>>154260405>>154280208
>>154280319Go back
>>154280332>>154280349literally a copy and paste which the post states
>>154260178>>154280343
>>154280361even worse reddit faggot
>>154280361From where?
>>154280283keeeeeeeeek classic, I was on /sp/ for that moment
>>154259730/sp/ doesn't fun meme like we used to.
>>154280319>>154280361Where do you think you are?
>>154280375>>154280375Faggotface.com
>>154280375I dunno, perhaps the link at the bottom of the post?
>>154280385Unironically of the best tie games of all time. Cowboys-Packers last year was a fun shootout but that Seahawks-Cards game was pure defensive kino
>>154280400You think anyone read past the first couple lines, let alone to the bottom of the post?
>>154280367which was worse. losing a SB because of goff, or losing to him in the playoffs?
>>154259730an all timer from an anon many years ago
>>154280295Tomato, Tomato
>>154280420QRD?
>>154280440fuck off zoomer
>>154280440Bengals had a really good WR named Chris Henry. Long story short, he had a falling out with wife/gf or whatev and ended up in the back of a yellow pickup truck and he fell out of it and died.
can tell you all are pretty new by your reaction image depth
>>154259730one of the better tomlins
I like Alec Pierce and I believe he's a top 5ish deep ball weapon with his athleticism, but now that the dust has settled, does /nfl/ agree with that contract? Seems a bit much for a deep ball guy, no?
>>154259730.>>154280508are you kidding me? hes an impact player everywhere on the field. best blocker, best receiver, can line up anywhere. the problem is that bumsack franchise wastes his talent.
>>154280530I admittedly do not watch a ton of Colts games, but isn't his specific skill high pointing 50/50 balls and getting behind the defense? Don't think I've ever seen him work the middle of the field. Not do dump on you guys, but the QB play has been subpar so that could explain a bit of it as well I spose.
Look at all the picks the Bengals have used on defensive players in the last 10 drafts lel
>>154280560hes been the only reliable receiver on that team for years now, amazing hands, good at contested balls despite his size. easily one of the best 3rd down receivers in the league. is he chase or jefferson level? no, but hes earned himself a top 15 nod
>>154280569now do their offense
>>154280591trust your analysis. I loved him out of Cincy cuz he always caught balls at an elevation that rendered the DB defenseless. Only other WR who high pointed balls like that was Calvin Johnson (and no not implying). Happy to see him get paid tho and I hope it works out for you guys.
>>154280569>have the smallest scouting staff in the league>don't even give Duke Tobin the proper title of GM so you can overrule him>draft a stream of diarrhea for 10 yearsPlay stupid games win stupid prizes. They need to hire The Kiwi fr
>>154280508He's mildly underpaid in 2026 (27th highest cap hit among WRs), and then very much overpaid in '27 (4th), '28 (10th), and '29 (5th).
>>154280634>this bozo thinks any franchise would hire an alcoholic neet
>>154280634They also drafted Joe Burrow, Jamarr Chase, Tee Higgens, and Chase Brown, which are the most potent offensive gang in the league rn.
>>154280600
>>154280686surely this year the new rookie receiver #3 on the depth chart will breakout in fantasy
>>154280658They get zero credit for drafting Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase. Both guys were impossible to miss prospects taken with top 5 picks. Higgins they deserve credit that was a nice hit. The most successful teams in the league are the ones who hit on starters round 3-5 which the Bengals have failed to do. I don't know what changed but they used to absolutely cook 2010-2015 I would find myself constantly getting pissed because they'd take players i wanted for the Ravens. Somethings definitely changed with their draft strategy since then
>>154280686Bunch of contributors there. But Burton at 80 is worse than any pick of theirs, even the defense ones. He was a lazy slob who never gave a shit. Biggest waste of talent ever with that fag.
>>154280686>John Ross>Billy Price>Jonah Williams
>>154280686>you now remember that current Houston Gamblers star Jackson Carman raped a 15-year-old
>>154280708ive been saying this for YEARS, marvin lewis for everything that he did wrong was a stud at player evaluation and draft process
>>154280508He's a good player but /nfl/ and others overrate him because he's white
>>154280486Here's the oldest image in my /nfl/ folder, from 2015.
>>154280486>>154280753Here's another old one I like, also saved in 2015
Bo wouldn't have beaten the Seahawks.
Imagine if my chiefs had gotten Lawrence for the rams pick in the draft. Would been a great weapon to add to mahomes arsenal.
do manic/depressive cycles ever fucking stop i refuse to be medicated
>>154280776Nix barely beat a weaponless chiefs team by refball and a uncalled roughing. They would been dominated by the seahawks.
>>154280486I never back up my folders so if I buy a new phone laptop I start fresh. I sometimes go back through the archives and download shit from 2013-2016 because those were the most kino times. I always forget how many people posted fedora pics/reacts back then kek
>>154280776Not even closeEvery NFC playoff team would have beaten the Pats though
>>154280820wentz?
>>154280833
>Carson Wince proposed to his GF while BDN was slinging all over the yard
>>154280862literally who
>>154280872he didnt fly so good
>>154280872Brian Hoyer
reminder if you have been posting here since before the mahomes era you're a weirdo unc who needs a life
>>154280872>He never watched Breaking Badgtfo
>>154280942Trvke anyone here who thinks mahomes isn't the goat is probably drinking prune juice while browsing this place.
>late night muppetmutt ballwashing
>>154280977Its only 7 where I am what are you smoking?
>>154280991‘zis you?
>>154280977t. unc who can't poop correctly anymore.
>>154280995what causes this genetic condition?
>>154281022putting spam on fucking everything you eat
benzos are so good bros
>Literal Jesse Minter lmao
>>154279393Dexter is an out of shape fat sack of shit these days. My Giantsies FLEECED the Bungles. Can't wait for Sonny Styles and Jordyn Tyson. Mayperhaps Jermiah Love if the Titans don't pick him.
>>154279607>Giants aren't winning big this yearOh IDK about that. They blew 5 or 6 games last year & had no kicker basically. Harbaugh is a huge upgrade over Daboll. Nabers and Skattebo back and all this draft capital has the future looking pretty bright.
>can't laugh at the bengals for picking a guaranteed bust at 10 now
Imagine paying Bryce fiddy mill
>no actually you see, the bengals won this trade because their FO is bad and would have drafted a bust anyways>the same FO doomed to bungle a longterm deal to keep an aging player around that just allowed their star DE to sign with a division rivalso... lets just say dex = hend here. the bengals have the same exact defense as last year only now dont have a 1st round pick to fix their OL to protect their franchise QB coming off his 3rd major injury? wow. bravo. you're stupid for questioning how this trade improves the team at all.
Why was the Travis Hunter trade bad for the Jaguars? This draft class is total fucking garbage
>>154278285>Dolphins: 11 & 30
>>154277435He honestly is, the fact she does all this from scratch is based.
The rumors are Carson Beck is actually going to go 1st overall and mendozie is joining Hezbollah
Giants fleeced em hard
>>154258267> I love you more than winningIts over in Denver.
>>154258024>Easter was 2 weeks ago>just got around dying eggs 2 days agoTextbook BPT/CPT
>>154281924i refuse to believe someone can be this dumb
What if Dexter Lawrence fails his physical?
>>154282247John Harbaugh gets to spank his bare bottom when he arrives back to NY
i hate how college is continuing to fuck up the NFL
