Saturday night thread
HEAVE HO UNNA
spastic
the threadthis is it
>>154253192>>154253192>>154253192migrate
I'm not using the digimon thread
I vote for this thread because I don’t understand what weavile has to do with footy (plus he’s a terribly designed mon)
>>154263074same hold strong mate im with ya
>>154263074i thought it was yugioh
kek is anyone even watching this boring as fuck fixture
the wife is pregnantbaby girl confirmed
>>154263069kek other fella managed to out shit-bake me
>>154263087what are you doing?
this is the thread
>>154263087no because jews ruin everythingbut I am listening to it
>>154263047TUD
saw a lot of racism directed toward gout gout over the past week and it made me upset honestly.
The crows are COOKED
>>154263115settle down jb
i see a lot of reels of aflw players doing stupid dances at the footy clubdo they really want equal pay?
nice kick
>>154263129>jackson drive by for no reason every time
the people have spokenno one likes you anime dweebsfuck off
>>154263129crisp greek on greek violence
>>154263094congratulations anon, it's the best feeling in the world when you give her a bottle and hold her for hours.
>>154263136more a fan of men in the doggy position?
>>154263141
>>154263145umps getting heemed?why yes i am
>>154263141thanks fren, little nervous but looking forward to it
>>154263145Scumpires aren't real men
>>154263141tell my Dad that
>>154263151arent you the cutest lil dominatrix
i could of torped it from there
dont lash out at me champgo post in your gay little cartoon thread
>>154263152love em, feed em and change em. you'll be fine.
>Rowie sperging out saying the Crows playing dumbarse footyMost surprisingly good day of footy all year.
>>154263168>could of
What's the max amount of alcohol you guys can drink and still be okay the next day?I have it on good authority that 4 is the max
why do they emasculate men in all of our ads now
crows will die trying tonight
>>154263189Men DESERVE to be lonely. Im glad there's an "epidemic" of male loneliness.I hate straight males and I hate gay males. You're all gross unempathetic pigs who put women through misery.I HATE you, I even hate my own dad because all he posts online is misogynistic garbage. You're all the fricking same.
>>154263180>4wtf i'm a shit drinker and i can have 10 and been fine the next day. it's lack of sleep that kills me.
>>154263180define "ok"I can have 20 standard drinks and go on a 40km bike ride the next day
maccas 99c delivery ad seems like a dig at kfc charging people $10 for delivery
>>154263180i have drank ten alcohols in one night once and felt good next morning
>>154263180I had three pints on Thursday night watching Carl/Coll and woke up at 6am feeling pretty normal. I think I can have five and still be good, anymore and I'll feell it.
crazy how normies kill themselves over a little rough patch when my life has been fucked for my entire 32 years and I'm still here
>>154263180honestly, it's all about drinking water in between bevs and staying hydrated you'll feel worse the next after 5 standard drinks and no water than 10 standard drinks and remaining hydrated
crisp troll
I like the movie flight starring denzel washington, it’s a good study of alcoholism
whatd you guys do to turbo?
>>154263097>tfw I know who that camwhore was.such a nice kot once it stopped taking her shit.
4chan is the root of all my corruption after using it for a few hours I begin to get carried away shitposting and then I devolve into my passions
>>154263219depression isn't real
>Darcy's father, Luke, suffered the same injury in the same pocket at Kardinia Park in the same round back in 2005. cheat ground
if one of my co workers brothers killed themselves i dont think id bat an eyelidcrows cant use this as an excuse surely
>>154263224threadsperg simply out autism'd him
>drinking estrogen
Remember the human behind the post.
>>154263242we are legion
who is a bigger stat padding fraud?luke ryan or callum wilkie?
>>154263219you're the "normie". A coward and a normie. see? you amounted to something pathetic.
crows could use some leadership right nowwhere is dawson?
>>154263256Nick daicos
>>154263251FUCK goal umpires
>>154263235t. would kill himself if he had depression for a week
black arm bands seem a little performative to meanyone else?
What animes are you guys watching this season? For I, it's RE:zero and Otagal.
>>154263256micksperg.
>>154263269no one wanted your threadgive it a rest
>>154263256ryan was all australian once more than wilkie so wilkie
>>154263266yeah, should really keep it to themselves
>>154263256Wilkie regularly has an opponent and beats them so Ryan.
The witch one
>>154263269hmm, I'm not asian, gay or a woman so unsurprisingly I'm watching zero animes any season.
>>154263276>Luke Ryan is a 2 time All AustralianCredibility of that award can be questionable.
>>154263287based tom morris
>>154263269playing death games to put food on the table
thinking about going out tonight and picking up a 18-19yo asian slut
>nooooooooo you cant say that lesbian is attractive your career must be ruined
Adelaide didn't bother to show up. I know their first halves have been shit this year but they're waaaay off even their usual shit pace.
i for one am glad kath's genetics die with her. nobody from the footy media landscape deserve to breed.
>>154263291i had hios voice reciting it as I was typing it. also, i'm not bald, balding or paid by ashley and martin.
>>154263290i mean yeah probably every award besides b&fs are questionable
>>154263298can i come
>>154263168no you couldn't'f
>>154263269fern a fat
adelaide is fucking shit. so are the crows.
>>154263312you can but I will probably mog you
>>154263298noo put her down haha
>>154263302>Says she's a genuinely great person along with being attractive but uses a lame and apparently derogatory term for a lesbian>HE MUST LOSE HIS JOBI don't like Tom Morris so I don't care that he lost his job but that is genuinely bullshit.
Where were those guys saying st kilda wasn't going to improve this season with their recruiting?
>>154263306Their minds are elsewhere, they're not going to get far this season if they're so easily distracted and immature in the game.
I told my gf her breath stinks and she started crying
The saints will fade and the crows will chase them down in the last quarter Bookmark this post
there are no good teams
>>154263324Some things are bigger than footy m8
Did the Saints seriously pay millions for an injury prone TDK?
>have knife fork and spoon on my desk>eat meal>wipe the cutlery down with a napkin/some toilet paper>good to go for my next meal
>>154263328i remember telling the misso that her pussy stunk once and she started howling and crying and went and slept on the couch kek
>>154263341ninety percent of football is really based on luck
Saints will win if they get over 100 points and the crows don't.Archive this post.
Never misspell TDK
>>154263343How's it feel to be wrong?
that will be 1.7 million thanks aints no refunds
Simply a must win game. Can't call ourselves a serious side and drop a third home game, let alone a home game to St Kilda
>>154263356*meant always iykwim haha
tattoos are so weird, you'd never be naked with them on really
>>154263349based Miasma Theory anon
I used to have an asian fuck buddy but she ghosted me
post penises
>>154263359AIEEEE A HECKIN' MINGEARINO ON SPEE? THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS CHUD. THINK OF THE FEMCELS
the sole purpose of life is to fight in war
fuck im fiending for some asian pussy now
>>154263369they do that when they meet a bloke with a bigger willy
>>154263373please watch our sport
>>154263328rc is your gf? seems legit.also, 29 for 12 of these chicken beers. not bad.
What are yous eating tonight?
>>154263375as a man
>>154263375take your blood meridian shit back to /cric/
alright imma post pussy too
>>154263382(you)s
>>154263382asian puss
>>154263377Who do you lash out at people like that?
>>154263359asian girls look hotter with ladycocks
>>154263380whos the bloke going bald in the photo
>>154263380Is it chicken flavoured?
>>154263387please dont. the jannies will get their pay docked for the lack of advertising income>>154263379cricket? i already do.
Someone @me when King Kohli is playing please sir
what's the best deadmau5 song?
Which flavour of Asian pussy tastes the best
>>154263375kek
>>154263396maybe a ghost? dunno. not me.
>>154263403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM0-D5TZV2k
>>154263403the only one i know is hr3898 cephei
thinking full metal jacket tonight
>>154263403big fan of "I remember" me
>>154263403I Remember (vocal mix)
FUCKING PICK IT UP YOU SPUD
>>154263403Hey baby
>>154263403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTFpMYhRbkQ
>>154263421isnt that paul kelly
>>154263418enough deth in the footy community. RUOK?
>call 5 metres back when it should be 2>then call 50stupid call man
>>154263349Do you eat the meal off a plate/bowl?
>>154263430you're thinking of how to make gravy
>>154263412>>154263421>>154263422already on rotation of course, they're certified bangers>>154263414>>154263425cheers will give them a listen now
i am the fattest anon in /afl/ and gutmog you all
I feel genuinely weak after the remainder of the Bulldog's 2026 season I just took. I don't even know how that happens. I almost never get constipated but that was just so dense and thick.
i got one of them magacocks
4 on the floor does nothing for mei need breaks
>>154263439i literally weigh 320 lbs or about 165 kg
>>154263439>100kgQuiet down small fry
the wattle glen walrus is purchasing a byd sealion 7
>>154263439hundred kegs is nothing you fairy
>>154263447based fatcat
I hate all the zoomer cunts in the front rows who pull their phones out to record every time the ball goes near them on the sideline
Oh life, oh life, oh life, oh life doo do do doo
>>154263450Why in God's name would anyone care about that?
>>154263456if a zoomer doesn't record a kick right in front of them, does it even happen?
>>154263450i like the marine creature theme they have. wouldn't buy one of those chinkshit cuckboxes ever though.
almost accidentally killed myself the other night with a mix of shitloads of alcohol and opioidstook me about 5 days to come good but back on it tonightyeah boy
>>154263462based elijah
>>154263462did anyone ask?
>>154263462Good thing you learned your lesson to... keep doing the same thing.
jordan dawson not sightedis he even playing lmao
>>154263462Alcohol ruins opioid high imo, stay safe anon
>>154263462Can't believe you went and played at the G anywayy you absolute sick xcunt
Josh Rachele seems to be very popular among the hsg crowd
>>154263464did anyone ask you to suckondeez updog
>>154263462Say hi to Jaryd
>>154263462go off 'lije
Reminded me of this shitbox I saw yesterday or day b4. Brother's been rattling on about getting one, took this and said what about now? no reply. i think he's taking it poersonally.
>>154263477asian pussy needs the BYD (big yellow dick)
Tex is so based
When i get fucked up I tend to start wearing multiple hats
you fellas gotta watch gorilla story on netflix it's fucking unreal footage
why did they start calling opiates "opioids"woke nonsense
>>154263474who's joe
>>154263484Probably offended the greeks
>>154263482is that the adam goodes doco?
>>154263486suck on my ass!!haha
>>154263481greedy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p_BvaHsgGg
if i do accidentally die one of these nights, just know that i died doing what i hated and what my family hated me for. i never liked (let alone loved) any of you. i think you are all scum so i hope you live the rest of your miserable lives in agonyfuck off
>>154263447Thats 145 kg
>>154263357Update?
>>154263447
mums being annoying again
>>154263403always been impartial to thishttps://youtu.be/xvtNS6hbVy4strobe is the real answer though (bit normie thoughbeit)
>>154263477the wife got picked up for her date tonight in one of these
>>154263488no david attenborough i get the joke but seriously if you have an hour to spare watch it. it is unreal footage.
looking to eat pussy tonight
i dont even understand how you weigh much more than 100kghow do you consume that much in a day
>>154263403>>154263507two similar posts but very different responsesjust find that interesting
why are the saints so shit
Wayne Milera has a really hairy cock and arse
Such terrible defense to get pinged for holding the ball there
>>154263520Lots of beer
>>154263523He's doing alright for my shitfest of a backline. Still need Sinclair pronto thougheverbeit
>>154263520maybe theyre 2 metres tall
>>154263526dont lie to uswhat have you eaten today
redpill me on turkish oil wrestling
It's a sad day when you can't dress up as your favourite Japanese cartoon character with like minded people without getting mowed down by a car
182cm and once weighed myself at 87kgfelt like that fattest most usless slob aliveback in my range of 75-80kg living a semi-worthwhile life
>>154263537I don’t want to talk about it
>>154263552WHERE DO I START, SCMODS05?!??!
>>154263552whys it so pink
exactly what i want to see while eating, thanks /afl/
im 6 foot 2 and weigh around 60kg
>>154263557Lmao
187cm 100kgs
>>154263552i should call her
Absolutely disgusting.I'm talking about this >>154263562
>this chick is a current afl """"trainer""""
kath loughlan once stuck her gross disgusting vagina in my face in a melbourne nightclub and then i threw up all over her
>>154263575That chick is literally a pornstar.
jay clark is such a little gaped faggotloose asshole whorealways hear him queefing his way down wellington st
>>154263580wait literally?
>>154263580i dont believe you
i have been invited to go on sas jungle commando traning in png next year
i am the shortest midget in /afl/
>>154263502GOTTEMfuck that was easy
>>154263597glhf
>>154263597based disgraced d-grade celebrity
If you login to Netflix as a non-binary you get 10% offIf you do a Welcome to Country at a KFC you get a free potato & gravy
I love being tall and whitethe asian girls flock to me like insects to those zapper things
>>154263597im more of a jpeg training guy
Whittakers chocolate is nice
3 nailbiters today
Aldi chocolate is good
I hope all you guys know that if you're queer thats okay and I'll still love you
how's that multi ticking along
did someone say tummy?
I bought a shower timer for my bathroom, I'm doing my part.
sam darcy career status?
Kath is wearing open toed shoes PAN DOWN CAMERAMAN
caroline wilson is a rotten old cunt who should shut her dirty foid mouth for good.
Kath is starting to wall.
>>154263629You're a sexy woman, Flo.
i met buddy Franklin's wife once
came inside a women today (my wife)we're trying to have a baby (wish us luck)
Any ideas on how to get the juices flowing?
biggest match of the year is going to be the darcy family vs luke beveridge playing him in the ruck has killed himhe will leave the dogs
no good games to watchno good games to playno good movies to watchanother weekend wasted incoming
>>154263656Ask >>154263653
>>154263653good luck mate, may your first child be a masculine child
>>154263647not her fault, horses only live a maximum 30 years
came inside a women today (your wife)she's trying to have a baby (wish her luck)
>>154263658damn sounds like youre having a shit weekend hopefully your luck improves overnight haha
>>154263658This sounds eerily close to depression. It's ok to speak out.
>>154263665i'd belt you irl you little dweebyour chin would do worse on first contact than the boongs
>>154263552chad warner
>>154263647>shes only a year older than meneed to wife a 25 year old (or younger) pronto
>>154263658*wraps my arms around you*
i beat depression by punching my pillow for an hours screaming "I'LL MURDER YA. I'LL MURDER YOU ALL. YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME? YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES?"
>>154263671i'd simulate you buddy
tomorrow is a HUGE day for footy
play sid meier's simgolf
reckon sunday night should be official slut posting nighta 3 dayer from there expires before footy returns
teggs :DDDD
golf is for rich old stiffs and zoomers who film themselves at the driving range
chips cooked in tallow are so elite
>Jezza 10>Tex 3We 2019 now
>>154263682Trying to earn the ire of the jannies in these times of peace?
Ross the boss getting exposed here another system babby.
>>154263687hot chips are undignified slop
Another Saturday night at home while there are guys out there who will have a one night stand with a sexy woman tonight and feel her wet cunt on his cock and soft tits in his hands and her arse on his thighs
>>154263699Literally just see a prossie
Will the saints players throw their arms around the crows players after the game or probably not because dawson isn't there?
i need someone to wrap their arms around me
wish i was blasting gooks brains out in ww2take that kawasaki*BLAM*and this one suziki*BANG BANG*and what about you yamaha, did you think you had escaped my wrath*SLIT THROAT FOLLOWED BY GUSHING BLOOD*hahadare i say it is now owari da for you stupid gook dogs??*BANG BANG BANG*
Great kick
this season has lacked memes
are reddit going to chimp out about tex throwing that chair like they did butters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-hDK76bIps
Letting old man tex get a hold of you. Sorry aints you can't buy a good team.
night alf
Recommend me some good pornstars, you porn-addicted coomer reprobates
Let him Cook
Anyone got any leads?
>>154263728na bla x
>>154263703Nah could never, I need any woman I’m with to actually want to be there, not just because I’m paying her
The Crows are on fire
hang onhow much did the aints pay for sam de konigger?LOL!!!!
LETHIMCOOK
>>154263735Tawnee Stone
what is the point of st kilda?
Not being able to live up to that contract is going to destroy whatever potential TDK had
>>154263735wellwhat do you like
>>154263735lillibet saunders
>>154263735Jordan Capri
>>154263735Active or retired?
>>154263735ron jeremy
>>154263735Alive or dead?
>Player dies after collapsing during Sydney soccer match as families watch on in horrorWhy has this become so common in the past five years?
>>154263771yeah this. shes a banger
Pathetic, I can't believe you guys are my best friends.
Stop posting personal stuff about your gay lives you massive fucking faggots
>>154263735Lucyaura Taboo QoS Mommy Teaches Son about BNWO with BBC
>>154263735Dead or aive?
>>154263735stormy daniels
>>154263754I’m open to anything that isn’t men or trannies>>154263767Yes.
>>154263775>>154263554
>>154263775i'm surprised it doesn't happen more often, i think it did once last year at the mcglots of people, including old people, stressful, yelling etc, seems like ripe grounds for heart attacks
>>154263735Traci Lords early work
>>154263750aha man of especial taste
>>154263735
>>154263554we need to wrap our arms around her
There's a footy game on but you guys would rather discuss sinful things.
ynr when nick daicos cat poster cooked some random on /v/
>>154263802I'm trying to discuss the footy mateI wouldn't discount the Saints from this yet
>>154263775kids had fatal heart attacks and strokes all the time before covid you retard
literally me if i was a foid
How much is Nasal Wanker Miller getting paid again?
>>154263810can you tell me about your early life?
>>154263403Faxing Berlin
Why is there faggots in this general claiming to have pregnant wives?
>>154263812if you woke up one morning and you were all of a sudden a girl but with all your normal thoughts and memories, would it be gay to go get a dicking down to see how it feels?
>voss, ross and b.scott will never coach again after this yearfeel kinda bad
Wankerneen-Milera is so overrated
MEMEBACK
>>154263812so much hotter than baboon asses>>154263805nigger
the silent genocide marches on expect more and more people to start dropping dead this is only the beginning
>>154263832b scott will last a bit longer but the other two suck
>>154263827stunning gesture my m0nty, really rate that
the kfc liquid gold sauce is pretty good
flarn raan
>>154263845your mums liquid gold is pretty good too
>>154263845yeah it's not bad
>>154263856i know
>>154263828Only if you took it up the chutneyI don't have a pussy so it's not gay to get fucked in the pussy
hinkley just called thilthorpe fat
I presume all these aforementioned babies are half asian
Any wild card's in the chat?
I will die by my own hand tonight
so many throws today
>>154263879
>>154263889unemployed hands typed this
tomorrow is Sunday therefore the weekend is basically over
>>154263681haha I played that a lot forgot all about it
>>154263892but she looks hapa
I’m just so sad all the time
>>154263889 I will cum by my own hand tonight
lady at work is white and has half asian (adult) children who all look pretty good
silvagni uzelezz playerrrr
i'm going to paris in a couple of weekshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxDv_RTdLQo&list=RDxxDv_RTdLQoand amsterdam (before paris), madrid (after paris), porto, dublin and london. may make a few day trips around the home counties before coming homecheap business flights via emirates through dubai. please don't drone me iran you goatfucking niggers
>>154263909Oh thank god, I was worried about you mate.
To the faggots posting about how good their lives are in here fishing for compliements: fuck you, you wont get any conpliments from me
>>154263892Asians are ugly and their food is disgusting
heading off nownot going to waste the rest of my weekend on 4chan
>>154263925crispi will never give normgroids attention or sympathy
business idea: /alf/ but with a laugh track
of all the mighty saints recruits the only one that looks any good is liam ryan kek
>>154263881https://youtu.be/TZbv7PLBcGQ
>>154263943His field kicking is underrated.
>>154263923Remember to go to the local bistro's and drink small glasses of wine whilst wearing a leather jacket and smoking French cigarettes.
>>154263923have you been to those places before? i am very fond of paris and amsterdam.
Can't lose from here.
I am lying on the settee listening to vocagaze this is a level of comfort norms will never knowhttps://youtu.be/oURs23gBGdE?si=vDPDoMr8Nc0JFX2x
>>154263955tummy too flat
>>154263952jean reno is so kino, fantastic actor
>>154263953i have been to them all except porto (i have been to the south of portugal)amsterdam is goated and i have an especial liking of london because i lived there for almost five years
>>154263959holy performative slop
Fuck you, Wanganeen-Milera. Brought you overpriced ass in this week and you're going to struggle to hit 80.
Europe fucking sucks and europeans are gay and annoying
Might brag about how my life has improved over the past 2 months to rile up ol mate
tranny messaged me on tindersort of curious 2bh
>>154263963watch crimson rivers
>>154263970Zero self-awareness in that community
so did Dawson's brother an hero?
>>154263978you have to specify you're interested in trannies for them to message you, you're not fooling anyone richmondspastic you trannyfucker
>>154263978Do they have to disclose that? Is there a separate pool for them?
>>154263964nice, have fun. i recommend getting a cocktail at the hotel americain in ansterdam. it is the most beautiful hotel i have seen and the bar tender made me a long island iced tea that took my head off.
>>154263969>performative>shit I would never play in front of anyoneokeyhttps://youtu.be/i8j7ETcJP3M?si=83foloePNFONkmww
first goal for either tdk or marshall this year btw
>>154263995cheers cobber
>>154263987Lena retired too quickly.
>>154263981sounds good, cimer mon pote
>>154263986>>154263999Holy fuck these are some hot ladyboys
>>154263978even if they looked good i think the masculine sound and smell would put me off>>154263986why can't they get hard, hormones?
Fuckhead
this is why we can't have hornypostingit brings out the trannyfuckers
I don't get that Bundy ad. The polar bear is scamming that Islander bloke over the internet so he can get Bundy or something? It's not clear.
>>154263990evidentlycoward dog cunt move actually
>>154264013>they
kath has sad eyesi reckon she has a very lonely life
>>154264013Smell? Oh you actually think women smell good do you?
>>154264025Her womb has dried up, she no longer has purpose.
>>154264016I wouldn't be surprised if the gay/tranny posters work for the government.
>>154264016what's worse, this or micknonce lusting after children?
https://poal.me/7btf5e
>Leading journalist Caroline Wilson has claimed Collingwood players have informed the AFL that Elijah Hollands had told several players that he was under the influence of alcohol while on the field during Carlton’s Thursday night defeat to Collingwoodfucking lol
pfft hahahahahhahayou okay there champs?
>>154264044aha madcunt
>>154264044>alcoholThat very clearly wasn't booze.
>>154264044wrapyourarmsaroundhimbros..... how do we spin this?
>>154264024they plural>>154264026yes?
>>154264050what am i looking at here
>>154264044caro is notorious for just making shit upand players are notorious for feeding her made her made up shit because they know her fetid corpse hands will seek its publicationdie caro you rotten old cunt
>cock mogged by asian trannies
>>154264044>dude im so fucked up and drunk lollllllllllllmost of us stopped this at 14
>>154264060They will pretend his "manic episode" caused him to say this.
i honestly have no idea how depressing it must be to be a manleti'm not making fun of you, i just do not know how it must feelbecause i feel mogged by the 195cm cunts and it makes me feel like shitbut that is, all in all, relatively rare
some abo just posted lads
>>154264077okay
Lads, Messiah just posted
Chuck on the replay and watch the Collingwood boys during the award presentation looking over at Carlton and talking. My lip reading isn’t perfect but the gist of what I could read is as follows. (And sorry if I get any of the players names wrong) Jeremy Howe says something along the lines of “off his face” to Lachie Shultz who replies ‘was he?’ Jack Crisp overhears and leans in to join the conversation, appears shocked and then stares over at Carlton. Jeremy Howe says something about it to Darcy Cameron (hard to tell exactly what he says, possibly “off his head or going for a drink”). Darcy looks to say ‘during the game? No way?’. Dan Houston says ‘you could smell alcohol’ and gestures to his mouth. Then says something like ‘even more after halftime’. The boys look shocked and concerned after this. Quite a few Collingwood players can be seen staring intently over at Carlton and focusing in on something. With a bit of chatting and whispering going on. Quaynor and Maynard are smart enough to cover their mouths when talking. When the camera catches glimpses of Elijah he is showing a lot of erratic behaviours still and is very emotional. I’m sure I’ve made some mis-quotes above with my lip reading efforts so would welcome others to have a watch and try and read what is being said. But they are definitely talking about Elijah Hollands and intoxication.From reddit, don't get mad at me. It's interesting.
>>154264062one of >them is flacid, mate
My uncle raped me when I was 8 years old
jordan dawson could be the difference here
>>154264044How would that even be possible though?
always thought this would be a good goal celebration songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-zN4FvGR2M
>>154263331Bookmarked the post but the exact opposite of this appears to be happening
>>154264095i think i could start my work day plastered before people would notice for a few hours
>>154264077>I'll beat em with my speed.
>>154264087
>>154264087Same
>>154264095maybe he snuck in one of these
a sleep perchance a loom
>>154264108yeah that's how he did it
Women dont smell good
just woke up feel like a bunnings snag
Loom margin is in>>154264119Wha? They smell great!
Women smell good except the ones I'm related to
>>154264124Some do. Some smell like low tide.
FUCKIN GET HIM OFFLyon spazzing lol
some women have vaginas that literally taste like heavencant explain it
josh worrel has been an inspired pick by me if i do say so myself
do you guys have a favourite actress?
this game just got interesting
imagine blasting a .50 cal into some random iraqis skull from the gunner's mount of a humvee as you hoon through one of their shithole citiesyanks have no idea how good they had it
might not be the only loss dawson has this week
>>154264133hermione granger
>>154264083This absolutely does not need to be aired to the public in this way at this time.Absolutely not.
finna loom
L-L-Loom
LOOM
>>154264133Angela White
>>154264083we did it reddit!
tinkin' bout starting a home gym
Unfortunately all these suicides are going to continue until we have a men’s mental health round
I dont give a fuck about the druggie faggot from carlton
what do the crows stand for?
>>154264133gemma arterton or elizabeth olsen
>>154264153hate this fat pigi literally find bonnie blue more alluring
>Not 15That's absurd that seemed like it was close to 25 metres.
Oh my god I fucking hate the crows at their home ground. Worse than the cats at the cheatery. Please Saints win it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-ZWQo2tWhso?feature=share
What's with collingwood being a bunch of snitches? They ratted on rankine as well. Fucking dry snitching to caro now fuck those fucking faggots. Alcohol isn't illegal.
>>154263956THERE IT ISTHE CURSE
imagine scoops nostrils right now
>>154264166have you seen prince of persia or Byzantium?
marshall is a loomer
>>154264167Don't care desu.
Is there a doctor in the house? What does this mean and do I need to do anything?
https://youtu.be/FeZsdP2trO0
>>154264184no, are they worth watching?
>>154264193dunno
what is it with close games at adelaide oval this year
>>154264133sydney sweeneypreviously jennifer connolly
>>154264191it's a bit high, i'd recommend a gp appointment
>>154264191No, it's all in a fairly healthy range.
dawson is gonna feel like a piece of shit if the crows lose
>>154264193Gemma Arterton is in her literal physical prime in Prince of Persia and you see her boobies in Byzantium but it isn't that good a movie.
>>154264191
>>154264191my diagnosis? plebocrat.
>>154264205i've had about 9 drinks does that make it better or worse?
>>154264182could fit a hotdog in 'emlongways too
what sites are you lads using now
>>154264133not actress per se but some favourite performances such as the leads in Fargo and True Grit (2010)
>>154264217somewhat worse
>>1542642204chanyoutubelinkedinthat's about it really
>>154264220moriya shrine and touhou wiki m8
>>154264220smg and simpcity
>>154264217somewhat better
>>154264216HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!
In light of new information I think we should get around him but not wrap our arms around him.
dont give me hope
>>154264223FUCKalright i'll go see a doctorhaven't seen a doctor in about 17 years
>>1542642204chan youtube instagram refreshing over and over i'm sure it's not good for my brain but wcyd
>>154264232
Carlton have to just embrace the party lifestyle like my iggs did back in the day.
The hebes love the keays
Are wireless chargers a meme or legit?
FUCKKK YOOOUU ADELAIDEEE
>>154264238fuck doctors mate, you're fine
where would a player even get alcohol in a changing room?
>>154264238you're not on the verge of death, but yeah it's high and you should get it seen to when you can soon
>>154264257i dont think their bags would be checked its not an airport
>>154264164the pride of south australia
>perfect score in tipping this week>still bottom half of my competition this roundfuck OFF
>>154264265yeah you could bring stuff in, just not access it during games
>>154264164being respected by their foes
>1 point game>Crowd is silent
LOOM IS ON
Loomies?
>>154264271>half time go to bag>stuff little bottle in undies>go drink in the shitter
LOOOOOOOOOM
>>154264269Everyone would have picked the same this week.
>>154264133Lily Rader
>>154264269I don't enter the tipping comps at work because I assume a good fraction of those in the comp will just tip based on betting odds and not based on their own observations from watching the game
SCORESARELEVEL
he was shanking kicks in the warmup, would have sobered up and got a touch i'm not buying it
>>154264277>mfw
SCORES = LEVEL
just can't bring myself to care about a game between an interstate team and the saints, sorry
>>154264290i tipped carlton and got robbed by a drug fucked idiot
>clutch head like you've been shot but get up 0.2 seconds later lol
SCORESARETHE SAME
Loomers?
>>154264133I'm not telling, I don't want to share her
>jordan dawson would really be a difference maker hereDWAYNE, NO!!!
Imagine doing a le dribble kick at this crucial point
hall is so good, the player keeping saints in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASg275COMjg
My tummy feels full after I drink, I could never run around after that.
First to 100 usually wins
T E X
>another loom ruinedFUCK
GET THE CUNT (FOR JORDY)
IT'S A MIRACLE IN ADELAIDE
SEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS
what does loom mean?
BASED TEX
Tex is SOVL, black cunts are on notice
>>154264313walker did it >>154264317good album
POOPS ON POOICIDE WATCH
fucking rigged. how much are thy paying them?
corrr look at those crowie slam piggies
i (((noticed))) somthing todaythe gold coast ground was getting seriously chewed upand the nrl grounds were getting seriously chewed uphow does the afl, generally speaking, stop its grounds from getting chewed up?
>>154263280>>154263276>>154263290luke ryan bros, i'm thinking we're back
>>154264330newie
sloppy stocker
>>154264346unironically? less power going into the turftheres significantly more power going through the turf in union
HE JUST DROPPED THE MATCH
>>154264352LMAO BAITED
>fumblekwab
OH NONONONONONONONO
DON'T SAY IT'S OVER
HOWEVER........
10 SECONDS LADSTHE LOOM IS BARELY ON
>>154264360meant league*
We're the pride of South AustraliaAnd respected by our foesWe're courageous, stronger, fasterAnd respected by our foesAdmiration of the nationAnd respected by our foesWe're the pride of South AustraliaAnd respected by our foesWe give our best from coast to coastAnd respected by our foesAs we fight the rugged battleAnd respected by our foesOur skill and nerve will see us throughAnd respected by our foesWe're the pride of South AustraliaAnd respected by our foes!
Good finish
And respected by our foes
Who would've thought every single Saturday game would end up good? Those match ups were not inspiring on paper.
very well done, crows. but you'll have to play better if you wish to beat my swans.
I WANNA SEE THE BOYS GET AROUND EACH OTHER
SCOOPS COPE AND SEETHE ODDS:Blames umps or a late decision or the free kick count - $2.30Run-on sentence at least 30 words in length - $2.90No Adelaide players in the picture he uses for his post (has to be foreground, no blurry background players) - $2.10Doesn't mention the Dawson family - $3.80
ooooooooooof the crows feet on kath
>>154264383never judge a book by it's cover
>wrap arms around mentioned
>>154264399>it's
>we're gonna wrap our arms aroundHE SAID ITHE SAID THE LINEHE SAID IT TWICE
Footy players really love wrapping their arms around people
any sport on now?
>>154264390Thought the same thing. That light was really showing them. Poor dear should've had children before it was too late.
>>154264408AND AGAIN
>>154264408Ken made it a triple
now kennys said it too
>NWM on $2m/year>Game on the line>He's hidden in the forward pocket???
ngl super saturday looked dire but turned out alright
>>154264403>>154264408tired of shit like this being astroturfed
you cunts are making a trip to the asian brotho imminent for me
They should called the mental health week Wrap A Round
Dare I say it... Super Saturday.>Gold Coast 119 - 110 Essendon>Hawthorn 89 - 86 Port Adelaide>Adelaide 103 - 102 St Kilda
My mum had me at 40 and I ended up fine
>>154264430>>154264444i kneel
>>154264444Yep, good day of foota
>>154264442dillon here, you want a job m8?
fta poofs get sloppafox footy super saturday lads get kino
Hungry again after my 'za I'm a growing boy.
>>154264442kek
>admiration of an asianHuh?
>>154264442i thought thats already taken for spuds match
rapper round
>>154264445How did you deal with the embarrassment of having older parents at school? All the others had hip 30 year old parents, meanwhile yours is 50+.
>>154264442lmao
>>154263812
>>154264476>A couple of fingers being enough to cover the areolagrim
>>154264476is this my ukranian refugee gf?
why dont our presenters look like this?>>154261822
I want to see her tits
>>154264490no but this is
>>154264504is that fraser gehrig in the background
>>154264389PAYING OUT THE FOLLOWING ON THE SCOOPS MARKET LADS:>Blames umps or a late decision or the free kick count - $2.30>Run-on sentence at least 30 words in length - $2.90>Doesn't mention the Dawson family - $3.80
>>154264044why are collingwood such fucking dogs?
>>154264504>>154264514sexy girls
I regret all the porn i've watched, the degenerate rabbitholes i've been downI couldnt just watch naked girls i had to watch weird fetish stuffI regret all the hours long all night goon sessions where i would watch 50 porn videos a night
>>154264504shes... young...
rabbitholes is an nrl team innit
>>154264533Same
>>154264515didn't tex kick it?
fucking stop it cunts you are making me depressed and horny at the same time posting these sluzzas
>>154264545Poopy the Predator couldn't see through his tears
>>154264555Ahhhhh I'm so lonely and horny
asians come here and change thier names to westrern one because their ones are cringe as fuckany Changs in here? Ni hao
>>154264442if it was sponsored by oporto it'd be the rappa round iykwim haha
gonna wrap my arms around kath tonight
>>154264571they change their names because they assume we're too stupid to say them properlyall the while their english skills are horrendous
>>154264555>nooo dont post porn, I hate it ;)I see through you, going to stop now
>>154264577r/yourjokebutworse
>>154264571everyone in this thread is a pasty white incel
>>154264583no im on the verge of paying for sex and this is making it worse
Didn't get around to insulating my roof and already my house is fucking freezing
This is a work safe board, please refrain from posting NSFW content
if it was played by aflw fat bottomed all stars it'd be the brapper round iykwim haha
>>154264471kek
>Player dies after collapsing during Sydney soccer match as families watch on in horrordont make me tap the sign
>>154264595This, and we are a Christian (Catholic) community
thanks just lost my job cos.you.posted thems imsages
a mate asked me if i ever even seen breastsi said yea, 7
keep posting porn to upset the christpoof
>>154264599that means it's working
What do their mumzas and dadzas think about this blasphemy? Can't be good
>>154264605crisp jeet on the late night 7/11 shift
I fap twice a daya sensual one at night where I take my timea utilitarian one in the morning to muster the courage to get out of bed
go back to discord christfaggot
>>154264497>/cric/Is that Hayden's daughter? Hard to tell when she's not front on showing off her wide frame.
trying to picture the dynamics of kath and nick riewoldtdo you think kath took charge and rode his dick like a champor did nick pound her pussy into oblivion
my problem with porn was that i liked to spend a lot of time amassing a collection of porn tabs then watching them all in one session, thats why it would be an all night affair
motorboating breasts... what a dumb thing to do when given access to real cleavage
>>154264639i'd open 30+ tabs and then coom in 5 minutes on a random one
I actually did some missionary work in the south-pacificI came close to madness trying to find the same backs of toads when i got back, they just can't get the species right
>>154264634nah she's the sort of girl that likes to get thrown around a bit
why'd you stop posting them you dickhead
>>154264599Soccer players roid to the gills in the hopes of getting a European contract, it's rather common for their hearts to explode on field.
>>154264655who was the lucky guy whilst you were on your back
>>154264639>>154264652>Spend 3 hours cultivating porn tabs>Start wanking proper>Close them all after 2 minutesIt's a grim life.
>>154264652That would happen sometimes
ejaculating early by your own hand is a skill issue
>>154264675stuff like this is too polished to wank over
>>154264652>"""""random one""""no, your honour, there was no reason why it was a tranny fucking a dog every time. it was just chance
Was Tom De Koning a dud this game? Radio is saying he didn't work teamwise in ruck or forward.
i only started watching tranny porn after posting on /pol/ for a while
holy fuck zoomers are annoying
>>154264692that's what i'm saying
>>154264699He had a sore back and was in a lot of pain. I don't think he really did much in the second half.
>>154264710>No bushEverything was looking good up until that point.
>>154264692
>>154264728the female chad warner shot
Neegah Neegah Neegah Neegahi'm 200% NIGGA
i could have goooned all niiighti could have goooned all nightand stillhave askedfor moooore
>1st match margin was 9 points>2nd match margin was 3 points>3rd match margin was 1 pointOdd numbers are the theme on this fine SUPER Saturday. How could the Sunday Ticket possible compare?
>>154264728
>>154264753we really could have had 3 looms
>Inspector McEvoy said the driver, a 33-year-old Werribee man, was “well known” to police.hmm...
>>154264782is it bad i saw the toyota corolla and just assumed it was a jeet driving badly
>>154264748the asian is perfect body
this back and forth of usa and iran closing and opening the strait is all so tiresome
trying to watch this video of some guys infiltrating epstein's island but they are so fucking annoying it's making me side with the little hats.
>>154264782>“The footpath is not in the same direction as he was travelling ... so to get across the lane, up onto the footpath and then travel 120 metres along the footpath in between a 2-metre-high fence, trees and power poles, is extremely rare.”just an extremely rare traffic accident, move on
honestly nuke werribee
wouldn't mind slotting into something
>>154264805maybe stop watching goyslop news
>>154264855i get all my news from 4chan
mum is doomscrolling chatgpt generated motivational/sefl-worship insta reels again
i request more hairy pussy'd girls. miniloona, isabella ardley types. thanks
it is a bit scary how insta knows how to show reels for your exact situation everytime
apple doesn't fall far from the tree mate
do women shave their pussies for themselves or for men
niggas out there really doing reaction vids to aislop vidsshit is out of pocket
>>154264886yes
will do a hairy pussy next, sorry lad
This place has taken a turn for the worse.
ciao christcuck
>>154264886Because other women do it.
At least it’s not trannies
go to mosque brother
>>154264893Faye was so gorgeous in her prime. Sad. Say "no" to drugs.
Here ya go maye
>>154264915yeah that's the ticket
>>154264915This is a great set btw
>2008
>>154264931>I can't masturbate to this image, it's older than I am!
Alright bed nowLove youse all
>>154264941love your work pornanon
>>154264937why are you posting images for other blokes to masturbate too on a saturday night
>>154264915>>154264927>>154264941>Boomers used to masturbate to thislol. lmao even. That explains a lot.
>tfw wanking>about to blow>manage to hold it back by the narrowest of margins>no longer hornyanyone else?
I feel so anxious
>>154264941wonder how many kilos of poo have been pushed out of that anus
>>154264931girls born in 2008 can (legally) recreate these pics now!
crazy how the christian poster broke you just by existing
>>154264959crisp
COS THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER
im so fucking horny for kath right now
>>154263925how depressingly predictable of you and you>>154263930, especially the gaybo chiming in because he has nothing original to say.
>>154264946I'm not posting them. I just don't give a fuck how old the images are. I jack off to tons of porn from the 2000s. It's the best era.
>>154263993POOL IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
Ah fuck shouldn't have popped those tapentadolThis might be the end for me if I fall asleep. Need some uppers urgently
hairy clunge
>>154264169HAHAHAHALOLNO
Church tomorrow
got this queued upp and beddy byes soonhttps://youtu.be/TAFTVX4miWU
>>154264300AT LEAST YOU DON'T LIVE IN CARLTON NEXT DOOR TO A DRUG FUCKED IDIOT, YOU'D FEEL ROBBED ALL THE TIME
Kath has hit the wall so hard
>>154265036stop trying to piss me and everyone else in this thread off
where the fuck was kingy today
