KO 20:00 UKChelsea: Sanchez, Gusto, Fofana, Hato, Cucurella, Caicedo (c), Fernandez, Estevao, Palmer, Neto, Delap.>Subs: Sharman-Lowe, Acheampong, Chalobah, Adarabioyo, Santos, Essugo, Lavia, Garnacho, Guiu.Man Utd: Lammens, Dalot, Heaven, Shaw, Mazraoui, Casemiro, Mainoo, Cunha, Fernandes (c), Mbeumo, Sesko.>Subs: Bayindir, Malacia, Mount, T. Fletcher, Thwaites, Ugarte, Diallo, Lacey, Zirkzee.
anime girls
>>154267967Chelsea is a girls name kek
>>154268019>tranimekys srsly
>>154268019>animebased
no one cares
>>154268023i think it's a place
Joao Pedro meme is over
>>154268019Basiert
>>154267967>Delap
Bruno Fernandes is gonna smash in 2 goals or assists
>>154268019very good post
battle of mid.png
do NOT post half time slags bros jannies will ban you
let's go!!
>>154268389mio channelling the /mug/
CAM ON RENTBOYS
>>154268308did they get new jannies or somethingyou constantly see things deleted for "off topic" now
>SPUDS
IM HERE THIS IS GONAN BE KINO!!!
I LOVE BIG FAT TITTIES AND HATE SPURS
>>154268555which is weird because this sports thread is full of off topic tranny cartoon posts and I don't see them being deleted
Who is gonna throw it away?.. Chelsea or Man Utd?
Liam Rosenior is just a chill guy.
>>154268746me too man
>>154268788he was better as liam rojunior
>>154267967Kinda crazy how mid Chelsea has become, what are these players even? Only guys I recognize are Cucurella from Euros and Palmer from club world cup
Sanchez made a trip to turkey
i wonder if chelsea will relegate spurs on the final day
>>154268860they spent 1.5bn on random ngubus
>>154268413/mug/ will happen!
>>154268797Awooga
In 2019 Spurs were in the UCL final while Coventry City just got promoted from League Two. Now there’s a decent chance CCFC may be playing in a higher league next season…
>>154268308slags mentioned>>>/s/22360561>>>/s/22360561
nobody is watching this gay shit
Today is MUG day. Get the thread ready guys
>>154269070
>>154268901/mug/ today inshallah
>>154269097dios mio>>154269077what are they watching?
> bruno will have the best stats of any premier league player this season and again go trophyless> he will win 10 trophies in his carreer> feels batman
what is the best result? shitty draw with some stupid reds and yellows and some meme blunders?
>>154269070>>154269097i love this guy
ladsLADS>spurs
>>154269146Bruno to score a hattrick
if chelsea win this they can still pip man utd for the CL spotsif they lose, top 5 is settled
>>154269165its over, my jewbros...
Anyone rooting for a /mug/ is a plastic and a retard. We want Lelsea to LOSE today, let me make that crystal
>>154269047manmade horrors beyond human comprehension, i prefer black women
Wish me luck, /mug/bros.
>>154269191who's we? i want man u to lose
>>154269211well chavs are just wiggers. id rather have the authentic article than a pale imitation, if you will..
who are we rooting for, and why?YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS
>>154269146Garnacho hattrick
I'd have guessed that Michael Oliver would be at City vs Arsenal. Feels like he is in every important game
>>154269229we're all rooting for you sheamus lad>>154269231we all are, but the whole board are all retards so hes not really wrong
>>154269165Uhhh... spudsisters, how do we came back from this??
>>154269191>the "we" in question
Ref’ isn’t joining the huddle this time?
Tesco vs Delap derby, let's gooooo!
if chelsea lose this and miss out on CL, they will pretty much be bankrupt
>>154269229i hope you die
>>154269231>>154269264Plastics. Yernited have at least earnt their position as a big money club
>>154269258>we're all rooting for you sheamus ladCheers, la.
>michael olivercongratulations chelsea
get ready for a big brain display from roseeneuer
>>154269229go on lad
>>154269277COPE
>>154269273sadly no>>154269278theyre both owned by jews to be fair
>>154269229Screenshot the actual, completed slip. You won't though, because you never actually confirm the bet. Worst gimmick not just on /sp/, but on the entire website
>>154269248kek you know what, Garnacho dabbing on his old shit club would be kinda funny and I fucking hate him and Chelsea
>>154268389>>154268413>>154268901>>154269122ZASED
YES HIGH INTENSITY SPORTS
playing man united when you change word order is playing against united man
>>154269307>Screenshot the actual, completed slip.Oh, but I will.
carrick will pull through
>>154269306Aged ref
PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A NON SLURPER
>>154269322my wife is the best and so cute!!
Kill all anime posterLong Love /mug/ believers
Where did Chelsea got that manager?Looks like an IT intern.
Chelsea are so bad right now, cant see a /mug/ unless the new manager bounce is dead
>>154269401LinkedIn
>>154269401linkedin
>>154269401they had no money left and found him on linkedin unironically
>>154269335you've been doing this for multiple years now and you've never posted one single slip where you've actually placed the bet, you could have made yourself some decent money in that time instead of sitting in your mums spare room being the worst poster on the entirety of 4chan
>>154269401github
Not starting Garnacho against manure is a crime against humanity
>>154269456>you've never posted one single slipoh, but he did.
>tfw conventionally handsome and fairly intelligent but lazy and fat
>>154269380praying a stray nuke ends your misery, abutroon.
>8 mins in>Still 0-0
liam delap is the worst player in the world.>>154269472this fat lad is better than him
>>154269472>intelligent>fatdoubt
>>154269465It’s ok, he'll come on for a last minute winner
what are your memories of netto lads?
>>154269472i respect it. it takes effort to be lazy in USA when the ((media)) is doing everything in its power to trick you into working yourself into an early grave
>>154269484fuck paimon
outside of the box
>>154269472You're also delusional
>>1542695109p baked beans that werent bad.
>>154269380Anime website>>154269376Trvke
>>154269510got a can of coke there for like 8p never went againi think if it was too soon for netto, if it came around now it would be doing big business
>>154269247chelsea for /mug/
ERA
to the americans in here who watch on english streams, how much of what ally mccoist says do you understand?
i feel like if you wipe out a player outside of the box it should be a free kick
Give me /mug/ or give me death
>>154269550man utd are refereed differently, its our culture please understand
why is mbeumo so white
shawtardo moment: 1
>>154269538>anime website
Manpoos defence looks absolute shite, its over for Carrick
MICHAEL FUCKING OLIVERall in the video, all on the recordDancin'
>>154269578>that bunda>whiteimpossible
what is the point of kobbie mainoo
>>154269541how the fuck has michael oliver not given anything
looks like shaw doesn't mind not travelling to the US.
>>154269563This season they got a lot of calls against them, last weekend match was wild especially
hue hue ded
red card for estevao for slapping shaw in the face, violent conduct 3 match ban
>>154269472You can't be intelligent and fat anon, brain neurons consooom alot of calories, specially if you're a THINKER.>>1542694811- am not a TRANNY, the same cant be said about you althoubeit.2-hopefully the entire mid east gets nuked, am sick of this shit.
>>154269585The creator of gif pronounces it "jif" and he's fucking wrong. The same rule applies here
>>154269585oh damn, an actual unrefutable answerweeb bros our own king has betrayed us
>garnachy getting readyKINO
o hexa its over
estaPOWthe future of blueco's CFC LDN in an injury prone brazilian teenageri'm sure nobody will jump ship this summer
>>154269585>inspect element
>garnacho
>>154269623He will recover just in time.
Rip estevao
who’s ThatTWATFROM ARGENTINA!
>>154269601where is this image taken and what meme is it meant to be?
>garkino inthis is about to get good lol
garnacho time
poor Esther Vow
>>154269472Start with a walking pad, they're dirt cheap on amazon. Try to get at least 5k steps in at 3mph. Then Progress to weight lifting (stronglift 5x5). Ofc do put down the fork
>>154269585Tranime twinks it's over for us
Neymar IN
>garnachoUnited are cooked
GARNIZZY TO COME ON. PREPARE YOUR ANUSES YANITED
he’s going bald in kind of a weird way
Time for Gartardo to sink the game
>amad flipped off the united fans and they still simp for him>garnacho did it and they hate himwhy is it so different? racism?
garnachow is such a meme player
i miss mudryk
No idea which team I want to win, I hate both with total dedication and a lot of devotion. Maybe a 0-0 slurper to upset both sets of twat fans.
>>154269676I completely forgot he existed lol
>>154269664I can see a lion
>>154269678zased
>>154269619>hiroyuki>king
>>154269678Support United, a strong United is one of englands biggest exports
>>154269664you can hide thinning if you have sub saharan hair by spraying your head
>>154269676mudrynho is too busy banging his gf at the gym.
this is a fucking slurper
>>154269623Oh no, it's just begun>rodrygo out>Steven out>martenelli...soon
>>154269714nigel farage's favourite immigrantshe hates eastern euros
liam delapwhy
just started the CL final on FM, predictions?
imagine if garnacho scores and does the madebayor celebration
is Garnacho the argentinian Palmer?
>>154269676Getting ready for a comeback
>>154269743chelsea 5-0 because FM overrates young ngubus
>>154269743saudis 3-1
>>154269764mudryk transitioned??
>>154269664sir rosenior serving words of wisdom
Remember that time Spurs gave up a stoppage time goal to Brighton to remain in the drop zone?
*sip*
>>154269770its 2072 m8 even chelseas teenage team has aged out
this is a slurper
would be kino if chelsea lose and rosenoir blames the protests
>>154269695No
>>154269696just get minoxidil + dutasteride both oralin 6 months the change is unbelievable
>>154269790*slurp*
>>154269800lmao well then I haven't got a clue
lower IQ between dalot and shaw?
>>154269811He just doesn't give enough of a shit. He will derail this Chelsea and he will be a Legend for it.
>>154269833shaw is just fatdalot is actually low iq
>>154269833dalotlower bmi too
>>154269824my hair is perfecto but yeah my brother is doing that for his wedding and it's like magic
Cunha does stupid shit like that all the time
Holy FUCK Cunha, absolute bricklayer
nice touch Cunha
I think if chelsea buys about 9 starters they can compete
anyone noticed that football is kind of dead since tranime spammers started appearing on /sp/?
>>154269714>picis this our fault white bros? our indo european ancestors are the ones who imposed that caste shit in the thirdie countries they conquered
lukaku-esque touch from cunha
>neto>garnacho>delapyour 1 billion euro front three
can we finally admit cunha is a flop?
Based Cuntha
>>154269855all he's good at is blootingshould be a 10
>>154269836quietyou don’t know sir rosenior like that. sshhh
this is making me want to drink myself to death
Cunha got fouled there, not vice versa. Chelsea should be down to 9 men now after Estevao red card for slapping Shaw in face.
kwab
I've always thought cunha is the best attacker in this utd team then he does this stupid shit
It's only been a few hours and i miss /efl/
why can i only hear man united fans?
rosenoir is a faggotnot necessarily gay but the kind of lad to tell the teacher about students smoking at lunch
Bayern has been the most entertaining team to watch for the last 15 years, people should emulate that style of play instead of Guardiola's boreball. Thankfully that trend has been dying for a while now
>>154269907its opposite day
>>154269907chelsea have league 2 attendance
oh this sucks
>>154269907lots of them in london
the people who insult rosenior are the reason why there are no decent black people. they're either like rosenior, white-adjacent and well mannered and a bit reddit or full blown ghetto nigger with no in between. I'd rather them be a bit reddit like rosenior
you've been told lads
>>154269915>win every game 3-0 vs poopensharten>entertainingid rather watch psg desu, atleast they have a chance to not win the league
>>154269907sky 6 home crowds are busy creating content for their social media channels, pls understand
>>154269915>people should emulate that style of playother clubs can't simply suck up all the resources in their league and buy a squad full of S tier footballers
What's your favourite Chelsea chant? Mine is>chelsea chelsea chelsea
>>154269940what is this nigga talking about
>>154269915No one watches Bayern. What the fuck are you talking about?
>Going down holding your ankle every tackleI seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>154269940>tragedy
>>154269940Poogash is such a fucking cunt
>>154269940>pay attention to uslivershite at it again
>>154269932fuckin gottem
id say united wins this but im being forced to play heaven-maz is as far from ideal it gets without playing academy players
>>154269940getting rosenior vibes from this guy.
>>154269949ROMAN ABRAMOVICH x4>>154269940>Mark Poogash
>>154269940disastrous tweet
>>154269940What a faggot KLENK
>>154269944>>154269956bayern are entertaining thoughyou can see it in the CL
>>154269962happy for this ugly llama ass nigga that he made it out the man utd ghetto and is doing great at fiorentina. he won.
>>154269940LOL
>>154269940
>>154269940DO NOT run an early life check on poogash
>>154269915Guardiolaball is still more entertaining than whatever Sharteta is doing
You're telling me Brazil forward and proven Premier League striker Cunha has less goals than Højlund did??
>>154270026hojlund was never the problemhes gonna win serie A
heaven's getting sent off 100%
>>154270026Didn't have a preseason.
i miss fergieball of just bombing dickheads down the wing and flinging in crosses, not even the bottom half sides do it anymore
>>154270026the Manure curse is real. all get infected
>enzo
man how do you miss that
>>154270040>hes gonna win serie A>inter are 12 points clear of napoli
>>154270060hes leaving in summer. cant blame him desu id want to leave too
>>154270006Why didn't they just climb up? Eternal victims.
This united B team defending is a disaster.
>penzo
enzo is a £100m+ player
up the mags
>>154270061Not a pen
garnacho is so bad it's insane
benzo diazepinandes
>>154270080do they even have an A team?
MPOOONO
>>154267967>HeavenI thought that was Wan-Bissaka. Who's this guy, has he started before?
>>154270040m8 Donyell Malen already has many goals as Hojlund has in Serie Ass
Sky Sports' Gary Neville:"United currently have an xG of 0.03."
premier league games are only entertaining when bournemouth are involved
This has 0-0 slurper written all over it
>>154270129youth academymaguire and de ligt aren't available so this is their best option
>>154270129hes some arsenal reject that couldnt get a game
>>154270140up the cherries
chelsea's trophy this season is going to be "the team that officially relegates spurs"
>>154270114Maguire on vacation. Midget banned. Yoro leg hort for rest of season. De Ligt died.
Both teams attacking on the front foot and you lot are moaning, wait until you see Arsenal sitting in their own box for 90 minutes tomorrow
Man Utd plays better without Cunha involvedFACT
>>154270141if I were to gamble I'd bet manchester wins. probably 1 or 2-0 depending on how late chelsea get a red card
Every time Mbeumo runs somewhere, I recall that webm. Same?
>>154270178kek
wat
>>154270166>Both teams attacking on the front footall I see are passes backwards and bad crosses
>>154270166Bottlers will lose 0:3 easily on sunday.
>Lemons
>>154270111I understood this btw its a good slander name.
Lel, what the fuck was that?
>flag
>>154270137trust the science
ONANA IN GOAL
Sky Sports' Gary Nerville at Stamford Bridge:"My eyes aren’t what they were. But I think Diogo Dalot has odd boots on. He changed his left boot after a heavy challenge. But ran off before the kitman gave him the right one."
>>154270026cunha actually contributes to the way united plays and very rarely plays as a 9
>enpoo
LOL
>tranime spammer casuals don't even know Jayden Heaven
Omds lelsea
why didnt the goalkeeper just catch that soft ass shot
what the hell was LeMans doing there HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this match is extremely chud-coded
>>154270198it's pretty accurate
battle of the penalty loving fernandez's in midfield
United somehow need to buy 8 players again
delap is so bad, what the fuck were chelsea thinking
United are going to win this now
>ynr 60m mason mount
both these teams are so bad
free kick for getting clattered by your own player
Man Utd to sign Harry Wilson
>>154270245But I've been told they just need one midfielder from Brighton or Crystal Palace and they win the league
>>154270240Fits that lesbo looking heathen really well indeed.
I am so fucking sick of inverted wingers
wharton is all man utd need unironically
friendly fire
vaxxed
RIP bananabroken ribs
>This fucking match
>>154270269>light weight free kick and occasional blooter meme merchantthey don't have the quality in the rest of the team to afford a player that goes missing 99% of the time
>heemed by your own gk>chelshit
>>154270292What did Casemiro see up there?
fofana is the black reece jamesjust made of glass
>>154270273if you start the league when carrick took over they're in first place
FUCK
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
>chelsea player might have broken his ribs>rosenoir asks AI if he should make a sub>computer says no
WHOSTHATTWATFROM ARGENTIIINNNAAAAAAAA
COOOOONHA"
OHNONONNONO
every single mannerism and detail exhibited by the chelsea manager just screams faggot
>LELSEA
COOOMYA
thats ittop 5 is settled nowonly relegation places remain>>154270304stars
>chelshit
>>154270172FACT
rent boys...our response?
>>154270172LOL eat shit
>another Bruno assistGREATEST MIDFIELDER IN EPL HISTORY
all /mug/ is is dust in the wind..
why is everyone doing a gay little dance now
>>154270304mug
MUG ON SUICDE WATCH
disgusting
>>154270259I know it.
bruno is S-tier let's be real
brunoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
CUNNYA
Bruno assist x
>2 more for 20 assists
REV UP THE /MU-OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!/CUG/ /CUG/ /CUG/
>fernandes assistANOTHA ONE
if Bruno played for a team that actually won trophies, he'd be considered a top 10 player globally
FFS
>>154270308what if you start the league last month?
Is that Irish guy okay?
You can see John Terry naked in the stands by the aisle near the front
Garnacho thinks he still playing for United LEL
>>154270386nah bro doesnt pass the vibe check :skull::rat:
QUASINACHOYOU'RE NOT GOIN WORLD CUP
>>154270394hes still up like 500k over the course of the season
>DEFAP
>>154270386Man United has won more trophies in the past 10 years than all but 2 english teams
>garnacho got beaten by brunolol
Bruno is taking that record but all of Henry's being from open play is still untouchable
chelsea is fucking awful man. this will be 5 losses in their last 6?
Rosenior is doing great honestly. This team is pretty terrible on paper alone.
>>154270421he means real trophies. CL, prem, EL.
>>154270425>all of Henry's being from open playthey weren't, a sky sports intern fucked up the graphic
>>154267967
>>154270425scored 24 goals that season too
Can Chelsea bring back their original bald fraud manager?
>>154270430good thing they only gave rosenior a 6.5 year deal
>american stream starts playing an ad as soon as added time starts
>>154270425records are a meme, henry is a top 5 player in prem history bruno is lampard tier at best, not even scholes level
>>154270439>real trophy>ELsure when champions league 3rd placers dropped into it
>>154270462lol
>>154270437all that money spent and their squad is still utter shite
>>154270369tubi status?
>>154270465trukewhy does nobody make this distinctionthey had to rig it this year to make sure it wasn't 2 english teams in the final again
>>154270439>real trophies>ELsevilla fan spotted
remember when chelsea sacked maresca for no reason
MALO
>Pedro Netto
>>154270463Lampard is better than Henry
>>154270439FA Cup is a real trophy you foreign nonce
>>154270462USA USA USA
>>154270491He walked...
>>154270499
>>154270491they had a great reasonhe criticized blueco
chelsea could use someone like Ole as manager they'd be a top 4 counter side
bruno only needs 2 more assists to match the record, 3 to break it
>>154270499Retard
>>154270500maybe in 1950i doubt bruno dreams of lifting the FA cup.
>>154270521ar lass is american and she got me a cowboy hat when she went back to california to see her family and i cant bring myself to wear it
>
Imagine the mommy handjobs from Rebecca Lowe
>>154270439id love to know who you support unless it’s city then hush mush
How will the first female head coach in top-flight European football motivate her players?
jesus christ kek, chelsea are actually not playing the cl next season
>>154270499find another sport to watch this just isn't for you
>>154270537just explain to her everyone outside of usa thinks cowboys are gayblame the villiage people
>>154270539They both seem distraught somehow. Mist be dreadful footy.
>>154270539mogged
>>154270498going back maybe 35 years-ish here, but i remember they used to sell mega cheap cigs in big bins next to the tills, my grandparents used to buy like 20 sleeves at once
>>154270554With her pussy
Testinghttps://litter.catbox.moe/wh2ah8ecz05oetcv.png
would you guys fuck my girlfriend?do you think she's cute?
>>154270539skullMOGd by a guy standing 2 meters behind him
>>154270548mate you cant count stuff like the league cup and charity shield as a trophy youre not spurs youre man utd ffs. i remember when you were the bayern munich of england
Always expect the late runner, chelshit
>>154270577too young
>>154270578what's her name x
>>154270578Horse teeth
>>154270578whos the fella in the middle
>>154270578she looks old enough to be my mum, but yes
>>154270578she looks like a female that-guy-from-30-Rock.
>>154270578Neoliberal teeth
>>154270578why'd she tuck her jumper in
Blueco have spent £1.5bn on 55 playersfor an average league finish of 7th, one conference league, and one club world cup
>>154270604what the fuck does that mean
>>154270577DONT CLICK THIS IS A CHILD
>>154270286Palace is asking for minimum 80 mio tho
>>154270539Carrick has the chad side profile
>>154270578which one is she?
>>154270611They want to sell blueco at £10bn b t w
>>154270615ask nathan
>>154270578yeah, i'd fuck her
>>154270631what the fuck does that mean
>>154270577HE'S 17 YOU SICK FUCK
>>154270498Only shopped there once cause all the kids slated it for being a povo store. Mind you we were all from working class families
>>154270578nice pairsonality on the right
>>154270578no shot any guy posting on 4chan has a gf that looks like that lol
>chelsea
>>154270611200M+ losses every year1.4bil debt at ~10% interestmight end up in administration
>>154270641What changed in the british mindset from then till now. nobody slates aldi and lidl for that and theyre the same thing
50 odd year old I work with had a heart attack at work today. He's alright but I told him the kebabs, cigs, and beer would catch up with him.
garnacho is a conman
>>154270664how fat is he
There was a viet chelshit supporter, wonder what happened to him
>>154270664maybe the zoomer generation are right about how none of them drink beer. i thought they were gay but i was wrong
>>154270661we're all too skint to care now mate, though ive always been a cheapskate so i didnt mind always shopped at cheap shops anyway
>>154269456>instead of sitting in your mums spare roomI haven't lived with my parents since Secondary School. Git gud, scrub.
>>154270671Chubby but has a bloated gut from all the beer he chugs
>>154270661everyone's poor now
>>154270665>falling for an overrated young man utd wingerthis is januzaj all over again
>>154270664lifes over by 50 anyway. good time to die before you're a drooling dementia cabbage being a burden on your kids
>>154270615Those teeth are often found on people with neoliberal views
can we post slags yet
>>154270687fatty liver disease phsyique
>>154270677I don't drink because beer has always tasted like shit to me
So is man utd back unironically?
>>154270664bollocks cigs and beer are fine for you, its dodgy bumhole meat kebab and all the processed shit thats killing him
>>15427070250 is the new 30 ive been told>>154270712yes
halftime standup entertainmenthttps://streamable.com/wixxz4
OH JEREMY CORBYN
sporting director.... if you think about it, it's like your job is to support the direct ire the fans have
>>154270712bunch of lads got banned in the spurs thread for doing itthe tranny jannies have truly taken over
the slags
>>154270725it always has to most people. we just all pretended because nobody knew everyone else felt that way. then social media came along and everyone could finally admit it from behind a screen.
>>154270702He's not dead. They've given him 2 tents and he has to stay overnight. I'm picking him up to go home tomorrow. His wife died of cancer last year so I'm pretty much the only one he talks to.
>>154270746right to left
>>154270754sniffing around his will, you sick fuck.
>>154270729first thing everyone needs to google is finding out that red meat gives you arse cancer and stop eating it.
>>154270729Beer is the #1 worst thing for your heart. The #2 worst thing is stress.
Why are the adverts in Irish lmao
>>154270737I lost kek
>>154270746would kidnap and handcuff 2 to a radiator
on fire
>>154270539i was going to say carrick has a decent hairline but i looked up his age and saw more pictures and he is styling his hair to cover the creeping hairline. he is only a week younger than me.
>>1542707464you cant suffer as a denizen of wherever this is btwim guessing morrocco. or birmingham..
>>1542706651324
>>154270753Remember telling my uncle his cider taste like it came from the drain and it's the only time I've seen him seething
>>154270787year of the rat
>>154270787>Grealish there despite being dead most of the year
>>154270554sucking and fucking
>>154270776no thats cholesterol from shitty diet. stop talking nonce-sense
>>154270776bollocks is it, beer is sound mate this is all yiddish mysticism (aka science) being pushed to make us all 70 IQ weed smoking goyim instead of uncontrollable drunk chads
>>154270604hahaha
>>1542707462 for me
>>154270773He's on less money than me. Probably leave behind a pack of Revels. He's a good lad.
>>154270787grealish got 4 assists in his first 2 games and ended the season on 6 lol
>>154270737proper chels
>>154270578unironically too old
>>154270787the league leaders don't have someone on 6 assists?
>>154270801did he make it himself?based
/chug/ when?
beer gives you loads of estrogen and makes you into a whiny female cunt with grain sledge belly. simple fact. beer = queer
>>1542707463241
>>154270778> adverts in IrishI have a Georgian ad
>>154270746they can accompany me to jannah
>>154270808>>154270814Barry I'm not coming pub. No matter how much you peddle this bollocks.
>>154270776these guys see all the 55 year old boomers with huge beer bellies die of heart attacks and blame everything else
>>154270776what about red wine?
>>154270864This guy is a gormless spaz
>>154270844Think it was Carling. He has a 12 pack in the fridge at all times.
>>154270876niggas see big baza have a stroke and be like "vaxxed???"
>>154270886what have ub40 got to do with it
>>154270833You ARE a good lad as well for taking care of an older man whos lost his wife, life's gotten so fucked nowadays that everyone stopped bothering with the other guy.
>>154270886red wine is fine but to enjoy red wine you have to take knob up your bum and that isnt good for you
>>154270876>>154270886Alcohol is very bad. Only have in moderation.
>>154270776well that's me fucked
>>154270901based kuwait. someone marry this lad and import him
>>154270776had a guiness zero with me dinner, is it over for me?
>>154270776Im kill lads
/mug/bros... how do we salvage this situation?
anyone go out with a bird who was into the footy? what was it like?
>>154270854This, drink mead instead
>>154270886Red wine is unironically good for you, always has been.Just don't drink it too much.
>>154270923>aspartame sugar soda>guiness beer grain sludge onions>pasta onions grain sludge>poisonous green leafs>muscle meat cooked through all micronutrients destroyed>paremsean cheese goodbrutal
>>154270923i cant tell if this meal is poor college student slop or fine dining.i think if you didnt throw the herbs on it i could tell
>>154270921who in their right mind would want to be imported here
>>154270932Yh this is my ex
>>154270923it's the alcohol that'll kill you not the calories https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholic_liver_disease
>>154270876>beer bellieswhats the deal with beer bellies? is it just a mythwhy are a lot of real alcies really thin?
>>154270932Its very nice if your gf doesnt bug you about "wasting your time watching sports"
>>154270946she looks like she farts a lot
>>154270958real alcies are thin because they drink only spirits, and have no money for food.
Hate myself and want to die
>you now remember the era with the Fergie vs Mou clashesjust take me back
>>154270943Probably the former as he's drinking supermarket-brand cola. He probably looks like Liam Rosenior.
Hate myself or want to die
>>154270974>Searching for posts that contain ‘hate myself and want to die’. Returning only first 1000 results found.
>>154270999>>154270999>>154270999
>>154270600>>154270838how old do you think she is?
>>154270901Cheers mate
>>154270941>>154270943>i cant tell if this meal is poor college student slop or fine dining.pasta and sirloin steak, sauce is garlic, butter, parsley and parmesan>>154270986zero cola is a bad habbit of mine ngl... only have it at the weekend
>>154270946Why does she only have three fingers?
>>154270972this lol. proper thin alchie drinks liqour, sodas and ciggies
>>154270946why aren't you at the game? it's not sold out
>>154270946gherkin regular
>>15427101540s?
>>154270923guiness zero on a saturday is pretty dire if youre not a recovering alcoholic
>>154271015mid-40s
She looks 35 at the most
>>154270974>the average Chelsea plastic
>>1542709463 fingers in the bum hole
>>154271056I'm not the op so I can't answer but she looks mid-late 20s as an early 30s year old. how old are you? women in their 40s have a lot more wrinkles and stuff, probably the more conservative clothes are throwing you off or something
Do NOT listen to this zionist >>154270912
>>154271135>>154271167are you both early 20s too? chatgpt guesses the same as me
