>>154267636
Prepare for conplete Canadian donimance BITCHES
total leaf death
>we need a game thread why>BECAUSE WE DO OK WE JUST DO whatever faggots
>>154272589gonna cry?
>>154272589>BECAUSE WE DO OK WE JUST DO correct. it's called thread culture faggot
>>154272589>noo you cant just tradition thats impracticalwhy are americans like this?
>>154272589>le no gamethread man
>>154272589it's because we now have a gamethread that you were able to make this shitty post, you ungrateful faggot
Favourite ranked Canadian fighter?
>>154272627we dont sign our posts here
>>154272678Brendan Allen
nah who little cousin is this?
>>154272678Aymieann Zahabi
>>154272678for me its Jas-Jas
meatball molly esque build from vologdin here
bare april showers this year. may flowers finna buss
we haven't had a good heem snappy in a while
Gilbert Burns vs. Mike MalottKyler Phillips vs. Charles JourdainMandel Nallo vs. Jai HerbertJasmine Jasudavicius vs. Karine SilvaThiago Moises vs. Gauge Young
>>154272949Mike MalottCharles JourdainJai HerbertJasmine Jasudavicius Gauge Young
Vologdin sucks
>>154272949Mike MalottKyler PhillipsJai HerbertKarine SilvaThiago Moises
Disappointed in myself watching this card but I’m doing it
>>154272949MalottAir JourdainNallo JasmineMosesWhat a dire card
>>154272949burnsphillipsnallojasudaviciusmoises
>>154272949>Mike Malott>Charles Jourdain>Mandel Nallo >Jasmine Jasudavicius >Gauge Young
HEEEEM HEEM DENIAL
If you're 5'3 you simply need to go to flyweight. It's a different era of extreme cutbabbies. Can you imagine this guy in there with a Chito or Sandhagen
aint a single mexican on this card fuck is wrong with danner
good point. herzog being one of the only good refs left yet again
>>154273074there's one fighting right now b
maybe stop signing fighters that lose on cantender ya goofs
>>154273113herzog is literally the worst and most corrupt of them all you fuckin mong
>>154273165>highlights his contender series fight the entire fight >shows contender series ceiling they killed TUF for sloppy fights :(
>>154273196can't remember the last controversial zogdog stoppage i seen
>>154273070If you’re 5’3” and under you should fight two women and then a man each card. Lil guys need to earn their spot
being 5 feet tall is the best base for pillowfists
>>154273253Didn’t he stop the Van/Pantoja fight? The Cannibal was ready to continue
Good scrap
so fucking gay. vologdin isn’t good. castaneda isn’t good. gay fucking decision. Wuttttta bang her
>>154273145early prelmins aint it b
>tanks flush shots to the dome for 4 minutes straight>"I'M GOOD" >rolling thunder knockdownthis guy is fucking based
For 15 minutes of pillow fists and crotch kicks I could’ve watched power slap highlights and took a shit. Time to use the small cage for all cards
that is retarded lmao
>>154272949Rooting for herbert hope he gouges the paki rats eyes out
to be tbf, every decision should be a draw
that fight was fun
castrateanada more like
>kicks his crotch>kisses his head Two fighters added to the hit list
>>154273394Strange, loser post
>>154273253teixeira vs lewiscejudo vs songyahya vs nguyencannonier vs imavov
PISS BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
>>154273405Exactly. They had enough energy to dance around til the final 10 seconds. No major cuts. If they would’ve known the outcome of a decision is a draw, I bet someone would’ve went for the kill instead of being a 1-2 pillow pat pussy
>>154273394Have you seen Jai Herbert?
any more mexicans or i mean this cards wack what /box/ looking like tonite
>be fighter >PREPARE FOR WAR >step into the cage >point fight for 15 minutes >PRAISED FOR BEING A WARRIOR>thank Jesus for giving you no power to finish >cry for bonus >cry for title >repeat
>>154273432>shitjeet>canandian flag
when I see wmma I understand domestic violence this shit pisses me off too
Heeminder no one is forcing you to watch this, find something else to do for 20 minutes or so, it improves the viewing experience greatly.
>>154272949Mike MalottCharles JourdainMandel NalloJasmine JasudaviciusThiago Moises
the aldrich horror
>>154273674of course
>>154273674fill the hate tank for the main event of life
>>154272949BurnsPhillipsNalloJasudaviciusMoises
horth looks like a man and aldrich is fat
The main reason WMMA is shit is that 90% of WMMA fighters have absolutely 0 killer instinct or venom behind their fighting. They are basically voice command sparring robots for their cornermen. This fight is a prime example
>>154273600Mad loser bitch!
>>154273920Wish I had one to voice command spar my dick.
why do wmma always fall for the kiai meme
unranked WMMA is elaborate boxercise
onlyfans.com/kayhansenfeetpage
>>154273920Wow thanks for breaking down that decades long mystery, any more brilliant insights?
I made a javascript code with Gemini to watch the fights in Picture in Picture mode on ParamountJust bookmark this:javascript:(function(){function forcePiP(w){const v=w.document.querySelector('video');if(v){/*Remove travas de DRM e PiP*/v.disablePictureInPicture=false;v.removeAttribute('disablepictureinpicture');v.requestPictureInPicture().catch(e=>console.log('Tentando outro frame...'));return true;}for(let i=0;i<w.frames.length;i++){try{if(forcePiP(w.frames[i]))return true}catch(e){}}return false}if(!forcePiP(window)){alert('Vídeo não encontrado. Verifique se a luta já carregou.')}})();Then open the fight window and click on the bookmarked script
>>154274039my brilliant insight? canada sucks haha
>>154272949burnsjourdainherbertjasudaviciusmoises
>>154274039Yes: You are a homosexual
why don't they just bite the bullet and cut wmma altogether
>UH UH UH >AH AH AH>RAN RAN RAN RANI hate WMMA so much it's unreal
>>154274175See >>154274090
Burns will take a dive tonight he got put on ice after not sticking to the script during the khazmat flight
ahahahahahahahaahahaha OOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAANAAAAADAAAAAAAAAA
>ads for multiple sportsbooks>ads for multiple boner pill suppliersnever beating the allegations
wtf bare womeng fights on this card
>be chinadian 38 year old WMMA "prospect">do nothing against a "umph, umph umph" single striker 10 year veteran ranked 15>expect a winactually agree with that one. Do fucking more.
>>154274273The ads are personalized.
This shit still up?
>>154274283bro actually watched it
>back to back wmma
>mask in 2020 + 6what's wrong with "Canadians"?
and fuck the refs and their faggy ass shirts fuck the manitoba combat sports commission
i already shit wtf am i supposed to do now
>>154274347Fuck, I started late and just fast forwarded to only find another wmma fight.
>>154274299this website is down to maybe 10,000 unique users a day, on a board less than that for one of the least popular sport organizations in the last 5 years, and you're wondering why a WMMA heavy card is still on thread 1? Cmon son.>>154274345start to finish, my nikka.
They need to get rid of the 125 wmma class. It is entirely pointless. If they really need 2 wmma weightclasses, let's get a slampig weightclass
>>154274413TND
>>154272949dilbertphillipsherbertsilvamoisesschaub
>>154274449cheers
>>154274441>get rid of one classget rid of it all. women want equal rights, time to mix divisions and weights. give these ladies equality
I will heem you with my patented BUNG BLAST
>>154274299Was it just easier access pre-paramount+? The dropoff in just 1 year is crazy. Even on shitty fight nights last year, the threads moved.
these new captchas are fucking horrible and I have to do 3 of them for every single post with no cooldown that's why the website is in the shitter
>>154274514Give the women 10-20lbs advantage and those mixed divisions would be hilarious.
>>154274553after a while you only have to do 1 easy one. its way better than the old captcha.
rooting for zhelezniokova cos running away and jabbing to death is based
Fuck you faggot jiggerboo, I FUCKING LOVE MANITOBA
>>154274537I highly suggest you look into scripted responses/bots, the corporations who have the money to pay for the farms, and the recent moderation change on 4chan after the forgotten doxxing last year. This board is /pol/ and everything else at this point. The main cards will have threads move with names, but the days of thread #15 are gone. Just take a evening and google the buzzwords I mentioned and go down the rabbit hole.
>>154274553Really? They are easier than the old ones ever were, and unless you clean your cookies and shit, I typically only need to do 0-1.
>>154272534I miss Anderson Silva. It’s not fair.
>>154274553yeah annoying as fuck really puts me off posting, also have to wait a minute to post wtaf
>>154274612yeah they are completely unambiguous. it takes me less than a second to solve no exaggeration.
apparently chael might corner hokitt for the whitehouse card
the commentators are such faggots crying about cage grabbing,if the cage is there u should be allowed to grab it simple as stop being pussys
PUSH HER AGAINST THE FENCEPUSH-HER AGAINS THE FENCE.NOW KNEE THE THIGHGOOOOOOOOOD GOOOOOOOD
>>154273710Fishtank is just normalfag shit now. Nothing will ever beat the kino of season 1.>>154274119Too bad I just beat off, I'll remember this for later though.
>>154274589Fuck You faggot jiggerboo, WE HAVE THE HUMAN RIGHTS MUSEUM IN THIS DOMAIN NIGGA, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE A LESSON OR TWO AWAY FROM THE MUSEUM FOR A LEARNING EXPERIENCE
>>154274682
croden a cute
ive had sex with a man bleeding that much and it slides in and out a bit different
>>154274601>crypto bots mining whatever that shit does>gambling bots>power slap bots>kick/stake bots the ufc has 10,000 real viewers
>>154272949MalottJourdainHerbertSilvaMoises
>>154274706Why were you bleeding? Did he cut you?
The thought of you losers failing capchas multiple times for every retarded, useless post you make makes me smile so much. Genetic deadends.
>>154274685actually agree, bring back ropes like PRIDE where the ref slaps your hand away as you're getting mauled
midge spotted
>>154274726I don't think of you at all.
>>154272949Posted my picks in da heem thread blease include thx
Hopefully an actual man fight is next
>>154274685Felder is so emotional, always whining about something lol
wmma doesn't count btw
>our government is failing uswhat did she mean by this?Actually though, there's so many things that could be
>heavyweightThank God
>>154274708I'm 4 of those.
>>154274738talmbout gooning to texie on RnR
>our government is failing usFUCK YOU BI->canadianoh my bad
>>154274779It’s funny how no american fighter would dare say something like this with trump ringside but also they’re mostly all retarded so i don’t blame them for thinking everything is fine with their country
black girls soles
>>154274804It's actually 2024, but it forgot when I reupped this year.
yo what's up
massive story loss walkout song
>walking out to a song about getting cucked
>>154274823whats up g
>>154274847kekwhy the fuck I have to wait a fucking minute to post are u serious rn bruh
>>154274859how's the card beenhow are you g
>>154274823sup nikka, guzzlin down 6 raw eggs rn.>>154274820(webm for you)>>154274816dana "the" white don king would crucify said fighter. Canada in the next ten years is going to be interesting.
Ooooo
I want to watch Boser get heemed but I can't because it's bath time.
what is the equivalent of "corn fed boy" in your own countries?
>>154274885NTA. Mr Brightside is literally about a cuck. Just read the lyrics.
>>154274887pretty ass so far lolthis fight might be bangerate an insane cheatmeal there after training earlier life is good
>>154274943>cum fed boyCanada
>>154274908way better than the rest of the world locking down for 3 years
>>154274908You're weird, bud.
laura sanko's tight pink asshole
>>154274948He didn't say it wasn't.
>>154274975>pinkDoubt it.
Boser chud is lowering his head, he is going to get KOed
not looking good canadabros...
>footstomps
>>154275020It's a legitimate battle strategy.
#UFCWINNIPEG
>>154274967worked in Chongqing for a year, shut up.
>>154274975Big loose assholes are way more aesthetic
>>154274953you trane ufc brah?>>154274908based i'll root for you in your hw debut bro
>>154275004agreed he's gonna get heemed, the turk has pretty good hands>youre the faster fighterbros corner just lying to him
>>154275043prove it
>>154275050yeah bro mostly boxing and kickboxing but I been doing grappling recently also to go into mma
Boser only alive because he doesn't want to lose in canada
is hoser a derogatory word?
>>154275041what a fantastic imageis that what they call a gem?
I want sanko to tell me what a helmet on you Josh! (that's my name)
>>154272949Mike MalottCharles JourdainMandel NalloKarine SilvaThiago Moisés
>bath is just right>boser apparently getting peached up
>gassing out after 1 (one) round
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAANAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Early
Jajajajajajajajajaa
fuck canada
Canada wins out from this point on
>canada 1 for 5 alreadylmao, no shit eh?
HEEEEM.
>>154274920
>>154275108>that flagIt's an insult. You should be familiar with it.
he has really good handsmaybe if he gets in a bit better shape he will be very good
Fuckin unreal that canada is its own country
That sucks. It was a good fight though.
>>154275162wmma doesn't count, they're 0-3
>>154275004>>154275053told u
Canada, give us B.C., yukon, and albertaIn exchange you get minnesota
Berta bros on suicide watch
>>154272949burnsjourdainherbertjasminemoisesim upset with myself that im watching this slop card
cmon bruh
>mk2 has karl urbansmdh guaranteed flop doo has a curse over him
holy shit no one told me Leblanc vs Valentin was on this card
karl urban as Johnny cage its a good casting
>>154275211>>154275209good call nikka>>154275216JPG (you)
Why did they even go to Winnipeg? It's literally the worst big city in Canada by every metric.
the ads are unbearable
The UFC (a fighting promotion) somehow has no interest in promoting fights or fighters. I wonder what other jobs and businesses you can succeed in by doing the opposite of what you're paid to do?
why isn't jubli on this card
>>154275262yeah american sense of humour really seems dire from the ads on here, is like they all try to be funny in an extremely gay way
>>154275262>ads in 2026you deserve what you watch honestly. I used to have the same mindset when I was 17 in 2009 but if you do not know how to navigate the web or the tools forced upon you, you deserve every 60 second betting ad you get.
>>154275101cool cool i've been considering doing some traning but dunno which art or which gym
>>154275288can't stop the stream from showing ads b
>>154275286i never watch outside of the ufc hitting me with a couple before i muteits fucking dreadful>>154275288i mute/tab out but they get me sometimes with a couple and they run them for 12 minutes
>>154275244It is and he's good but the universe doesn't want his movies to do well. I think it's so e jew Hollywood curse from back when they snubbed him for his portrayal of Eomer.
>>154272949Gilbert BurnsCharles JourdainMandel NalloJasmine JasudaviciusThiago Moises
>>154275299>doesn't mute the espanol streams to watch the fights, needs the background noiseYou fall asleep watching tv/streams don't you?
this is getting hard to watchwhy are leafs so fucking shit
ads and have to listen to a women fuck you do you just mute the whole thing
Man, Canadian mma is in a bleak state. We used to have a bunch of good fighters back in the day.
>>154275262why they HAVE to be "funny"I will never understand that
LEEEAAAF TAPPY
nah fuck that!
If you had a card in Wembley you can be damned certain Mohammad would bring one home for King Charles
>>154275351most of it
>>154275353You spent it all on GSP, which most of these zooms don't even know about.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAADDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAA
>>154275353Too many good fighters from other places, no way to keep up.
HEEEM TAPPY
i could heem any leaf here
time for gambling, niggers, fast food, booze, and insurance for 15 minutes
He was brave enough to tap and we should honor that.
>>154275293look at whats around you cos the closer the better usually also sometimes randomly u go to like a random local gym and there's olympians pro fighters etc just around kekI recommend striking first like boxing or kickboxing, I like grappling but theres some retards in jiu jitsu who will roll like theyre at the world championships in training and try injure you. there's retards like this in striking also but obviously ur not sparring everyday in striking sport and also if u notice someones being a tard in striking its easier to just go with someone else, whereas someone can try fuck u up in jiu jitsu quick if theyre being a dick b4 you realise
>>154275370>>154275372I think it's because wrestling is not that big here and bjj you have to to go out of your way to find a good gym. . Even back in the day most Canadian fighters had striking backgrounds.
lowkey cringe, ngl
:(
This dude leblanc make Robert Valentin look elite
Kek
his body is producing way too much estrogen
>>154275408gsp is french
HUG YOUR MOMMA RIGHT NOW
good news is there's no canadians in the next fight so the leafbros will get a brief respite from watching their boys lose in humiliating fashion
jesus
>>154272949MalottPhillipsNalloJasudaviciusMoises
Huhwhatever happened to that swiss guy or w/e with the covered nazi tattoos?
>>154275322dredd was an amazing movie also Im still hoping they make a 2nd
What a crying fag. So embarrassing.
>>154275436French Canadians were here longer than anyone.
>>154275455It's in my physical collection
>>154275464how would you feel if your mother died?
croden put me to sleep missed the last 12 minutes of that slept through tanner bozo woke up just in time to hear the leaf was from gryffindor left for a piss and a redbull came back to see he lost but wasnt the one crying. absolute dog fuck of a card so far
>>154275489his mom died?i didnt listen to shit he said but have headphones on pretty loudjust tuned it out that sucks
>tune into the Canada card>all the Canadians have been finished>absolute devastation in the crowdAs expected
>>154275511are you fucking sorry?
>>154275489>how would you feel if your mother died?
The very young and very exciting 35 year old prospect Mike Malott
>>154275521no i feel the same and if he wanted me to listen he shouldn't have cried >>154275520they have mallot a 46 year old burns so they have that one going for them
>>154275520At least i'm not a retard who became hostile towards Canada because Trump.
>>154272949Gilbert BurnsKyler PhillipsMandel NalloKarine SilvaGauge Young
Be honestCan Sanko explain mma better than you?
sanko won't shut the fuck up
they got the gay guy from modern family and the skirt from parks and rec in the booth this isnt an actual ufc production
>>154275542Mallot is getting heemed he couldn't even beat old magny. Plus hes Canadian
>when the main event on the card is someone "trying to get back into the top 15"
is this the wrestlemania thread
>>154275573That thread would probably be livelier than this trash.
>>154275564kek i didn't even know malott got unranked
>>154275552my favorite sanko line from before i fell asleep was when she said castaneda was doing a great job a minute after the ref warned him and literally two seconds after he raked his fingers along mighty mutts eyes
>>154275573theres wrestlemania today? is HHH fighting?
>>154275590he never should have been ranked in the first place
>>154275406ah cool cool thanks for the advice bro you tried wrasslin or nah? I thought wrasslin might be better than doing jitz but I can't rate our wrestlingsince i'm mostly near a small town lel. there are small gyms here but dk if they might e a bit shit and i should travel a bit
black gym girls sweaty feet
Only 2 more months until Freedom 250.... Trump bless.
do americans really pay for a bank account?
>>154275682>Trump blessUhm he's clearly a doctor in that picture
>>154275684If you think you don't, you don't understand the banking jewry
Who win
huetr yan
>>154275684bigger question is how broke is the average goober that being able to borrow $250 with no credit check is a big deal to them
>>154275675yeah wrestling is good, can be hard to get into depending on where you are cos in some places theres like none, Ive been practicing more wrestling recently especially to help with not getting taken down Do some research but also you can usually drop into gyms for the first class for free to see what theyre like first
>>154275735if i had money to make a large bet with it would be shorting the US debt markets somehowretards will run up debt getting delivery food with 4 monthly payments and 20% interest zero chance that bubble doesn't pop the retards that do that will simply not pay it back
HEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM FUCKING DEAD
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Wow..
Jesus
holy bleemola
HOLY HEEM
yjk this niggas got kids to haise
>instant Classic Heem
i wasn't that attracted to sanko until she started wearing those suits
the commentary reaction replay looked onions as fuck
>>154275682Kyle Daukaus fighting on the south lawn of the White House, chills
why do the commentators have a janny standing behind them with his arms out like that?
>>154275787Thats a lil gay
that heem was sex
this doo really wear his emotion on his chest
>its a heemzilian episodemalott is fucked lmao
>>154275798One of Ari's TKO enforcers, making sure they stick to the script
>>154272949MalottPhillipsHerbertJasudaviciusYoung
I'd retire if I got heemed like that.
>>154275808we dont read that crap here
disgusting language thai and chinese are the only that come close
Not even watching this shit card, don't why I bothered
>>154275684Nah, pretty sure you can get free checking everywhere. The bigger issue is how to maximize your interest rate on the money you actually have at the bank (hint avoid Chase/BOFA/Wells Fargo for that).
you bother me bitch*heems you*
>>154275842you wont be able to avoid bofa deez
MUH FAMILY
chiesa <3
>>154275758ah right thanks thanksgonna look sum mooey thai
>>154275902we dont download viruses to our pc here
THE lionheart could get in the cage right now and heem any of these bums
>>154275902shrimp changed address?
>heemed by a turkKWAB
shrimpdick.redditstreams
>>154275935Thx
cant wait for burns to gatekeep the division again
When King Dana calls you answer
We literally have 1/100th of the posters here since the mcgregor era
>>154276024Im here
ive been here since ufc 1
30 minutes of Olivi, Chiesa and Smiff chatting at the desk. Hell yeah
>>154276024You'll feel better if you focus more on what you have, and less on what you don't. >>154276037Liar.
>>154276040best to have something to watch on the side between fights. ufc has always been awful at filler content
>>154276024what's the current era called?
>>154276073dogshit
>>154276073we don't do that anymore.this is the 2020's era
>>154276073>what's the current era called?The really unimportant miserable part.
>>154276024Source?
>>154276073the power slap era. ever since that started ufc has drastically lessened
Canada Life Centre formerly Canada Death Center
>>154276073American dominance get used to it turdy era
Sanko has to stop wearing a thick tie. Why hide those tits take off that jacket baby, get comfortable. It’s fight night Canada get cozy we got bangers
>gilbert burns >world class pick one
Heidi Androls chest looking extra full in that green leather top. Gotta get her on the podcast b
>It's a Heidi Androl card
>heembum division
burns is built like a beast
burns vs mallot is literally just moicano vs duncan but in welterweight
RAF is loivehttps://youtu.be/b53vLc-wNs4
>>154276177WEDON'TWATCHTHATSHITHERE
Is gage young some type of hybrid between paddy and bryce??
>>154276209Bryce is bad. Young is good. Tough comparison b
>>154276177tsarukyan vs faber wtf? isnt faber like 50
>>154276177>Real American Freestyle wrestling>The uploader has not made this video available in your country>mfw
Garlic parm hand tossed crust from pizza hut sound so oook good.
>>154276177how tf do i watch raf in america? doesnt work on youtube
>>154276229Get your Mommy to buy you a VPN, sport.
>3 minutes of ads for a main card fight>still have to wait for the introductionsfuck paramount
last fight without a leaf in itthey're 0-4 so far
/knuck/ is mogging us bros
>>154276225pizza hut is disgusting b
>>154276242how do u watch legally?
>>154276254based KNUCK
>>154276221ameribros...
>>154276260You shut your dirty whore mouth.
Man, Gauge looks low IQ
>>154276261Retard.
dana actually made the trip for this slop?
Remember that time they gave Moises a ranking after he signed to fight Islam so they could have Islam finally beat a 'ranked' opponent?
>>154276260Pizza Hut brings communities together. What do you do for the community
>>154276260No one out pizzas the hut bro.
getting chills b and i dont know why
>>154276273Hanging that chin out there a Brazilian might rob him of his soul
SURPRISE ELBOW
>this is nasty >isn’t nasty
>>154276319He sucks. I had thought Moises was ijn his late 30s or something and close to retirement so assumed Gauge would win. Silly me.
rare grapplekino
>>154276356actually was pretty nasty
Paramount is carried by aging actors and a dead ufc. Feels good
Never watched that boomer shit Yellowstone and never will simply as
moises parries right handsanko: "nice right hand there"amazing commentary
>>154276372but he didn’t use the position to punish. Cool stretch for Young.
>>154276254That autistic retard really had to make his own game thread and divide the heem community what a little cringe faggot
Everyone thinks they’re a cowboy and fake praises Jesus. What’s next? Ads on fighters
>>154276378I tried watching a few shows on this shit and they all sucked.
>>154276414If you have never gave a reach around you aren't a real cowboy
1-1
moises acting like a punching bag who sometimes tries a weak takedown
>>154276445We're not actually watching the fights lil bro just shit posting and pretending to be gay
Brazil better get that takedown or he's fkd
4-2
BJJ a giant pussy after not being gifted top position. Color me Silva
prohibition was a right
9-11
Moises is a pussy 25/8
28-3
holy fuck nigga just assaulted the ref!
Young shoved Herzog. Disqualify him. Little punk zoomer.
Moises is a giant pussy
KWAB
Give him permanent knee damage young do your thing zoomie hit him with that stare
Rock the boat baby
HES DANCING
felder is such a fucking faggot bro
Imagine Gay Jun ends up losing now
NO ONE does this to thiago moises
picks are looking intact
30-27 Young
Kino
imagine throwing away ur finish bonus cuz u wanted to dance
6-7 Young
29-28 Moises because it’s Canada
young's actually pretty gangster
>>154276563he wasn't getting the finish anyway
>>154276558Nah it’s a forgettable fight, not worth a post fight interview. He didn’t go for the kill
>>154276462>actually watching the fights lil bro just shit posting and pretending to be gaythis
Split decision
>>154276579Because he spent a combined 25 seconds dancing instead of advancing to finish. Gee Money will get Gee Checked
I really need a robbery right now
any other g money lifelongs?
>>154276604Look outside. I'm sure one of your countrymen will oblige.
Slipt? Lmao
>im tryin to finish guys
>>154276604D Amato is there anything is possible
yo can you dudes take your shirts off and yell like retards
>he’s a legend >is talking about Thiago Moises
GODsumeci spotted
>wmma
just got out of work lads, how have the fights been?
We back Nallo right weem?
PISS BREAAAAAAAAAAAAK
only leaf wins are gonna be womenwhat does that mean
mikey wouldntve been final four year one cji
About to take the gf out to eat see you virgins later
>>154276675Gonna be a good year for maple syrup.
Jasmine Jasudavicius is 37 years old.
fuck it i'm gonna varo chipotle doordash
>>154276659>they picked the corpse of moises
>>154276689Tell her I said hi.
you guys still post girls who are packing during wmma?
>>154276662Prelims had things
>>154276718
THE COLOSSUS GILBERT BURNS, VERSUS THE DEMON NEMESIS MIKE MALLOT HEADSWILLROLL
>>154276689tell me how my cum taste when you kiss her
I have so many fuckpigs on grindr lined up to receive my cock
>>154276659>picks hinge on wmma
>>154276722cool, ill go check those out after the card is overthanks
>>154276736gay
>>154276730I'll tell you: salty with a distinct lack of testosterone.
>>154276664I back Naldo
>>154276750buddy im almost 30 and i have a couple wet dreams a week i have testosterone through the fucking roof
>>154276736average dagestan enjoyer btw
>>154276778you wouldnt know anything about dominating other males indeed true
>>154276793FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT
>/heem/ is just a couple of "totally straight" commonwealth blokes arguing about the quality of their semen.
Chuds, do you think Burns have any chances?
lets go jasjas
silva lowkey kind of sexy
>too many grill fights
Thread is so slow everyone is gonna notice that I'm not watching WMMA.
menopause fight on maingonna drop this bullshit after the trump dad card
>>154276814once that cage shuts and that door closes and that octagon is shutdown anyone has a chance
>>154276814we gonna find out we gon find out soon
>>154276844yes, let's test that, you versus JJ
OOOOOOOH THEY'RE FEINTING
guess i will shower idk b
>>154276774whats your diet like b
imagine being choked out by silvas legs brehs
There go the picks
Go to the bathroom youre shitting yourself
>>154276912changes with the season. right now mainly shakes + one meal + bone broth til summer
>>154276869She’s retired but I’d beat the shit out of her. Talmbout Jon Jones b I’ll fuck em up
jasmine had two minutes to stand up and slam her she wasnt hooking the legs with her guard that high up. women are simply genetically inferior
I want to get in the cage and beat the shit out of these women
JJ is cute
damn the jasuavicius striking from way out of range is really bad
>>154276947nah yeh
is this the dumbest audience of the year
Absolutely useless fight
If you're a grown man and you still eat skittles youre a retarded fagget
Great fuckin fight
Imagine being Canadian your entire life
>>154277024
>>154277036No one knows what or where you are.
skittles aren’t flavored they’re scented
yo them bitches 69ing
laura sanko spends close to 4 hours sitting during a fight card, that chair must be worth thousands
1-1 really bad fight so far
>>154277064Taste is 80% smell anyway.
she couldve mothers strawberrymilked her there
silva spent about 2 minutes with either toes or fingers in the cage total that round...
Sex with a black male in the ass
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEJONES IS FUCKIN GAY
>>154277082i'd put my fingers in her cage if you catch my meaning
>>154277036would have to work the oil fields and speak French
>>154277099Bro if hasbullah gives you a rager then you're def worse than gayJones should be investigated, his computer confiscated
silva toes in cage for 10 seconds while fighting half guard. ffs ref
Bitch in black just attempted a punch to the knee
>>154277126no one cares faggot
>>154277099dm that on twitter to the Albuquerque Community Patrol
Imagine being gay
silva is sexy as fuck brehs
>>154274299>>154274413>>154274601is the reason for the low threads most watchers now have paramount as opposed to streaming ppvs with their computers?since paramount has a thread cracked 5. me no see it?
>>154277159The superior base for mma
>>154277159I am gay in all ways except sexual. Why? Because women absolutely suck. God help any man that finds women interesting in any way.
jasmine getting robbed by toes in cage
Are they even turning a profit with this card
>>154277188Based
I guess 2-1 to jadusasnssnsm but silva lowkey was doing more from the bottom
>>154277202ye paramount paid upfront already for 7 years of this
The next round of omelettes is on me fellas :)
>>154277202With funny money anything is possible as long as you’re in the club
why is every paramount show glowie coded?
>>154277202there were a lot of floor seats still available when i checked an hour before it started
Boring fight even by wmma standards
are any of the leaf men gonna win a fight?
>>154277227Because you're mentally ill.
>>154277219No need this thread won’t pass 700 lol
>>154277228for what price?
>>154277188Extremely gay post.
>openly admits she laid to a decision why do French Canadians all talk like they are deaf and retarded
>>154277239gaslighting is supposed to be subtle, intern
>>154277243anywhere from 600-4000. i think the 6000 were pulled or changed over because you couldnt get the platinum with meet and greet at that point
Did we run him off? Never see him at the events anymore.
>look guys a zuffa boxer
JFC dude smile a little
>>154277272he's hiding in his Hawaii bombshelter
>>154277269If I was gaslighting you, you'd know it, amigo.
based asmongold
>>154277188women can be interesting nglyeah theyre obsessed with getting attention but for guys were obsessed with sex so it evens out
>>154277263wmma ruining another picks
>>154277262Because you live such an insolated life that you're too dumb to understand accents.
Whitest Canadian
Bitches almost heemed my pcks, request to not include wmma in future picks.
Black hapslosiveness mixed with Indian uhh.. excellence
black country bomber finna heem
None of these fights are anime
>>154277311valid suggestion
>>154277302> InsolatedMan, if only I could lead such a life
wtf cejudo got injured and had to pull out
my fighting style is a mix of khamzat and itachi
> burns Well I'm gonna beat off for a minute
Masturbate or sugar binge after the main event? Decisions decisions...
he will redeem the 1st canadian win
Not confident in my pick here but couldn’t pick an Indian
that doo looked like smiff
not a clue what race either of these lads are
imagine losing to a pajeet
>>154277372they are both jeets
>>154277374New thread
that guy was already beat up in the interview wtf
>pajeet from bongland x pajeet from canadawhat a delicious globalism
My nigga Jai Pervert the White Pussy Heemer fucking all the pawg milfs in Black County
>>154277263FFS
Upcoming crotch sniffing fest
>>15427720252 weekends43 cards a year8 divisions4 man division 170+4 manlet divisions 155 and belowtop 15 eachonly 120 ranked fighters available43 * 9 man/manlet fights per card = 387 fights2 fighters needed per fight = 774 fighters needed per yearhow many top guys fight 2 times a yearthis is why all these cards a "who da fook is this guy" nowit dont matterEllison needs content, not cash15 ranked
Wtf these dudes are trash
YOU CAN'T DEFY THE JAI
