blues
That was the most boring playoffs opening game I've ever seen.We could have had Macklin Celebrini igniting the crowd and instead we get this low scoring defensive Eastern Conference slopfest. Gary, do better.
Time for wildcucks to see how shit Quitt Hughes is in the playoffs when teams really play the body.
this is the game i care about the least
I'M SURGING
mild sissy meltie thread
Heated Rivalry is growing the game
>>154273322took your sweet time anon.
>>154273340>Waaaah I need every game to end 7-6Your smooth brain cannot appreciate the beauty of two defensive juggernauts going at it.
How long until he requests a trade to an American playoff team?
The next game will be better.
Can both teams lose a series
>dulllassTARDS>dullassTARDS
minnesota = team usa
8th for mild
>>154273355Why euros hate patriotism? Truly should play the anthem to start each period.
/norm/
>>154273334based
get ready for the minnesota playoff experience
my stream is in french :(
I don’t think Ottawa played terrible but they have to be better. Need to simplify their game. Saw way too many extra passes and way too much hesitation in this one. Have to make quick simple plays in these games. Teams are too good defensively to get caught like that.As for the Canes, they looked good. They’re a very well coached team that does not make mistakes. This why they have the success that they do. But we’ve see this countless times before from this team where they looked like world beaters in the first round and then proceed to run into a monster in the second round or ECF. I’m still not sold on their goaltending though Anderson played excellent today, and I still think their lack of a true superstar will make things difficult for them as the playoffs progress.Either way, wouldn’t write off Ottawa just yet but the Canes are a very tough matchup for them. I think this series goes six games at the most in favor of Carolina
>>154273373Threadcuck needs a few shifts before getting in playoff form
A P O L O G I Z E
>>154273406ET LE BUUUUU
>Wearing alt jerseys In the playoffsSoulless behavior
These Stars jerseys are peak
It's about the jew globalist agenda.They want to control a NPC prison planet of border-less, race-less, culture-less, gender-less, identity-less, dumbed-down, easily controlled, subdued cattle (which they call goyim). They make up 1.4% of the US population and 0.2% of the world's population, yet look at all they control from the world's finances to the media that brainwashes us.In short, they use the entertainment and news media to encourage globalism and to discourage nationalism and traditional western values. They distort and lie about the past and present in that effort.And while the elite globalism pushing jews are one thing, the elite can only exist because of the 'regular' jews. Jews are far more politically engaged and culturally aggressive than other peoples, it's why they are so 'successful'. There are basically no jews who just want to be left alone, the type of person that makes up the vast majority of other races. 99% of them are in a constant state of striving for dominance and ethnic self-promotion.They get into everything, any institution, and steer it towards protecting and enabling the tribe. Many of them aren't even fully conscious of why they do it, it is just completely ingrained into their culture. So, there‘s the grand jew globalist conspiracy at the top, and the overall trend in behavior (that results in various smaller schemes) towards the bottom.300+ sourced must-know jew agenda redpills:https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/329899399https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/329899399https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/329899399
HOLY FUCK GARY START THE GAME ALREADY
>>154273376he's canadian so he likes playing in the mother country
[-]
>head coaches name is glenKek. Faggots.
imagine having to play the team that used to be in your citythink about it rationally
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
>well goyim.. you know what they say..>they don't ask how >only how many >lmao >you goyim are so easy to manipulate >33 years and counting!
>>154273322Fuck the flyers
>>154273370
Time for wrestlemania
>>154273395I just find it interesting these things only happen to audiences who are there for another reason and are forced to listen and see it
any fans get heemed in the stands yet?
haters will have to cope with the mild having a playoff team that plays playoff hockey
>>154273376American Prospect, stay away from meAmerican Prospect, got no loyaltyDon't want you in my pool, you won't be makin me a foolI got more important things to do than spend my time trading fags like you
both teams today have had teams with the same colors :)
>>154273370Actually, I WILL post racism if it pleases me.
>>154273466Based poast
>>154273466>wanting to fuck mentypical gay frog yinzer
>>154273497I'm team green myself, team red is a bunch of losers
>>154273370>giving them sized small tshirtslol
Dallas already thugging it up
chaos giraffe strikes again
>>154273370JEN. Saved
>tyler myers
>>154273519how was your week mr federal agent
STOP TRADING FOR DOGSHIT AHL DEFENSIVE DEFENSEMEN AT THE DEADLINE
>niggas name is bort
holy fuck, tyler myers still plays????i remember that faggot when he was a rookie on my dabres
My coach keeps telling me to simplify my game because I'm too smart
>>154273458Eat cock randy
>>154273575umm hes a calder trophy winner sweetie
>>154273423>wearing jerseys that should be your main jerseys as your main jerseys because they're better than your current gay jerseysthat's sovl, actually
>>154273575"NO!"
>gets rewarded for being a manlet
DALLASS FRAUD STARS
Bucci needs to get his ass beat
Oh for fuck sake
>dy1an
>st1rs
>stors
>JEEKBASED
lmao
>crapshitov
JEEK'D
no milly sisters...
>>154273360we all are
Maybe they should turn off the fuckin lights
imagine trading a second and a fourth for one goal against
>Remember, women interfere with your based tradcore brainwaves and stop you from contacting hitler’s hyperborean spirit to harness his level 1488 vril, don’t fall for it<[REDDIT SPACING]>Women are a Jewish psyop <[REDDIT SPACING]>>inb4 (((they))) ban me>> inb4 “lmao virgin”
If Tyler Myers spent more time training instead of feeding his wife fast food then maybe he wouldn’t be so shit
k its over
what do you call him
Damn you guys are FAR behind
>>154273598>Wearing third jerseys that should be your main jerseys, but not actually making them your main jersey Sounds like a team with no aesthetic identity. Soulless
Congrats Myers you imbecile
>play a swede>succeedit's that shrimple.
gary can we get a commercial break? my tummy is feeling pretty volatile...
dylan bros... we lost the trade...
stars bros, our response?
>DullASS
>>154273658Stankoven trade bait
>>154273671>dead silent in dallasFairweather fans
>>154273678
His nsme is Ek not Eck
Copey stays winning
>>154273665>urheilu
Literally the two quietest playoff home crowds I have even witnessed, back to back.
Flyers are winning the Cup and there’s nothing you can do about it.
>>154273679i cant see that gif
>otteniger exposed in the first five minutes of a game yet againkwab
WOW THAT WAS WILD
my sennies finna make them exits :))
>>154273704why in god's name would you try to lie about Carolina like this
canes have more central division titles than minnesota...
OHNONONONONONO
>Day 1 Opening Crowds>Sunbelt team>Sunbelt team>Bandwagon fanbaseHorrible viewing start
>>154273711Go Birds!
>>154273645i'm surprised they are allowed to have those bright green lights everywhere, super distracting
no habs game on hnic...
>>154273376Crazy how often Canadian teams drafting muricans they fuck off ASAP
wild pls
Streaming playoffs for frenshttps://discord.gg/46FnDK3BBE
Wish I was there eating 4 hot dogs
Shouldn't the Mexican guy be rooting for the Texas team, though?
I've seen enough, the Oilers are losing to the Wild in the WCF and then the LGBTing will lose to Quinn Hughes and Brock Faber
>>154273711Wrong.It's gona be Ducks vs Pens and the Ducks will win. Screenshot this.
this dude is lost
she’s so hot bros… I’d let her spray diarrhea all over my hairy chest
>>154273776だから何だ
>>154273741oh right lmao
Imagine living in the s*uth
I appreciate the high IQ dallass fans who appreciate the ASMR of live hockey
>stors needing Gary's assistance already
>sunbelt make up call
>>154273793that'll be $50 plus tip plus parking plus parking tip
gary made the call
And the rig begins
>>154273696Eh just imagine how off the finnish names sound.
hey goy, don't forget to buy your slop at kwik trip
>>154273810built for BIG OILERS COCK
this series? I cheer for the stars because the food is better in texas than min
>Bumper>The bumper>Passed to the bumper>Shot from the bumper>Bumper bumper bumperWhy are nu-fans so obsessed with this term?
>>154273848shalom, please note that the rags are not in the playoffs
>THAT got called slashing"gary's rigging it" bros, where the fuck are you right now
>>154273802lmao brady is legit 70 iq or below it's hard to feel anything but pity for him
>>154273748>bandwagonNo idea how Shittsburgh dragged their mediocre team into a playoff spot
SCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154273801>analheem sucks
SSSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ROBERTSONNN
>>154273865My Kitchener Rags are in the conference finals:)
Has the chinaman scored?
>>154273867Finns are some of the biggest divers in the league. I expect Dallas to receive plenty of charity penalties.
>Penguins are wearing third jerseys in the playoffs tooWhy do soulless teams always do this?
>the #BANG faggot is there
gary should bring back the LAAAAY IT ON THE LIIIIIIIIINE playoff commercial
>>154273864it's like the trend of calling savory umami it's low slot/net front, no one calls it bumper it already had a name
reminder to filter canadian flags
Hey dallas. There's a reason every other fucking team uses the same broad cast vantage point. Your camera angle is gay and unamerican and everyone from dallas is gay and deserves aids from a gorilla.
>>154273864He's said it again on each of the last two shifts. What is happening?
>>154273941but you come here for my attention :)
Eerily quiet in the stadium. Is anyone actually in attendance?
just found out this chick I had a one night stand with is pregnant. Should I change my number and move to a different town nearby? I really don’t want to raise a bastard child.
>>154273941but i like canadian posters
Slurper of a game so far despite the early goal.
>>154273838Hey how do you know about those
>>154273970gary's noise pumping machine is broken
why isnt gary playing the fake crowd noises for this game like he did in the earlier game?
This nigga still on vacation mode
>>154273950Any reason for why it's so low? Cant see a thing when theyre playing
>>154273863>muh tacos kys ranjeet
>>154273941Literally everyone loves us
>>154273978I am watching the minisoda stream
>>154273993dude went around america by himself with ZERO minutes played
>>154273970Unironically grim. Playoff atmospheres are a dying breed
>>154273993I thought he was murdered
>>154273994Because everything sucks bigger cock in texAss or something
>>154274027>sit on the bench >have a huge victory tourThis is the most American thing ever
>>154274027stolen valour poser
>>154274029Playoff atmospheres can only thrive in northern climates.
>>154274035nah oettinger can't catch a shot
>>154274017...when we loseAt least finish your sentence
>>154273993>did nothing>got a medalfuck this guy
tired of these newfag election tourists ruining /hoc/ every playoffs. I’ve been an Avs fan since 2019 and have posted here every day
>>154274027This guy fucks
>>154274029Just wait for Montreal or Edmonton to have a home game?>>154274065Must suck being universally loathedIm gonna fuck so many euro chicks this summer
>spring>already sweatingwarm weather should be banned
>>154273933Guy makes more in a week than you do in a year.
>Footage of the 1999 Stars>The 1999 jerseys are vastly superior to the soulless throwback they are wearing right now
>>154274027>let in the most embarrassing goal in olympic history>get bailed out while sitting on the bench for the rest of the tournament>tour the country as a herowhat a fruad
SSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR
Oh boy I'm BIG YUGE FAGGOT FROM TEXAS I don't wanna be able to see the puck if it goes to one side of the rink for some fucking reason. FEED ME SHIT AND FUCK MY ASS CUZ IM A TEXAS FAG
>>154273994Just the way the rink was built. Florida's is also bad while San Jose's is in space
>>154274052>HEY GET THAT JERSEY OFF WHAT UNIT DID YOU SERVE IN HUH? YOU DONT KNOW? ILL LET YOU KNOW I WAS A 5TH BRIDGADE US SPACE MARINE AND MY BROTHERS DIED FOR THAT JERSEY!! STOLEN VALOR EVERYBODY GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THAT JERSEY NOW!
>>154274076Just ignore them
>>154274082>Canadian teamsLol
The newfag literally can't see the puckLMAO
why is jamie benn scared of vaginas
Imagine losing one of the greatest logos and jerseys of all time. Tragic really.
as a nucks fan, I just know that tyler myers is going to eventually make a catastrophically big mistake at a crucial moment in the game
>>154274076I would not be open about being avs fan after THAT webm dropped
>>154274082>He gonna go bang some British 2s Bro even your own country wants to commit suicide. No one loves you not even your mom.
what a boring game, western conference games are absolute snoozefests. The fans aren’t even cheering
>>154274155He's no Ian Cole.
>>154274052>valour
>>154274155He already elbowed someone in the face leading to the first goal
>>154274169This is just your average sunbelt arena experience.
>>154274159hockey is for everyone, bigot
That one hurt you, huh... sorry bb
>>154274154>yellow
Kek this Avs dweeb tried to convince everyone he fucked five chicks at the outdoor viewing games and uploaded a video of himself there alone and accidentally revealed he was a fat fuck
StarsBros......I think we are cooked
>>154274131YOU CAN'T SEE THROUGH WALLS YOU LYING NIGNOGGER
>>154274100wrong tendieotter let in none because he didn't play
>This series has been hyped up all season>Essentially a Western Conference Final in the 1st round>The game sucks
>>154274207I'm sure that Gary has a few tricks up his sleeve to make things exciting and sell more jerseys as a result
>>154274207>getting excited over what is essentially a mirror matchno fucking shit it sucks
Imagine needing glasses ahaha four eyes hahaha
>>154274207Just like the stars and wild
>>154274201This is why you guys should stick to basketball where 5/6 of 10 players are literally standing still during play at all times. I watched the playin yesterday, you can easily follow everything while jerking off to porn on your phone, theoretically. Meanwhile in hockey everyone is positioning and moving and you need to know the game flow.
theres no way gary is sandwiching in 4 games in 2 and a half hour intervals tomorrow. is he fucking retarded?
>>154274154For me it was Basil McRae
this semen slurping game is not for me, gays
>>154274248Oh sorry espn prioritized wrestling over hockey again
these espn commentators are huge wild homers, I thought that wasn't allowed in the Ploffs
the first game was way better than this
>>154274265Wild is "Americas team" lmao
Cindy Crosby is an irrelevant geriatric
and up next we get to watch didney face off against a team with a bald coach
>>154274207Central has been full of postseason jobbers for years, don't be fooled by the regular season. They'll cope with muh easy bracket when a Pacific team reaches the Stan Lee.
>>154274282ummm hes top 10 in nhl jersey sales sweetie
>>154274242quit justifying Dallas's shitty. Camera angle you absolute retard. It's bad.
Gunna be hilarious watching Wild get eliminated and Hughes not resigning
>Hey guys, what day does the playoffs start?
otter is on point
>>154274305yeah it was a big gamble trading for him, I think billy G wanted to lure the debbies hughes over to the wild
Are you ready for playoffs risto?
>>154274288It should be noted that the bald coach is a cowardly bitch who quit on the team.
>>154274326i'd expect auston matthews before jack hughes to mn desu
Jesper Wallstedt the Wall of St. Paul
anytime Dallas is playing, expect to be bored.
wtf even is a Wild anyways?
The Stars have shit and piss running down their legs right now
>with finns you ____
>>154274346A homosexual Canadian...so like all of them
>>154274303You will literally never see the puck on the boards on a broadcast without changing camera angles to get the close shot from the opposite side of the arena.Why are Americans bad at hockey broadcasts? It's genetic.
This announcer is shit
for me, i only care to watch quinn hughes, even over mcdoushid and mackhardo or makar. no its not because hes a joo. he's simply amazing in every respect as a hockey player
>>154274076>I’ve been an Avs fan since 2019which faggot are you ?
>>154274369sin
this guy yells gayer than dangle
kek this announcer having an on air orgasm
>doesn't control the puck>ref blows the whistlehmm
>big save otter!
>>154274346its demeaning reference to somalis.do better NHL
>>154274404
otter finna steal this series
the lore accurate name is actually the Dallas Saars
>>154274346Literally the worst name in sports
>radek FUCKSA
gary... turn off the magnets...
>>154274386>/hoc/ has latent homosexual attraction to Connor Bedard>/hoc/ also making fun of homoshmm...
>>154274384>he's simply amazing in every respect as a hockey playerWhat about tangibles like leadership? He was the worst captain the Canucks ever had. Completely killed the lockerroom and then left when the culture he built went to shit. Worse than Messier when it comes to being a captain.
>hughes>is a manlet
>>154274414otter will have a good sleep tonight knowing that he did a job well done
>Mats Zuccarello is still in the league>He's a PPG playerScoring inflation has ruined our sport
>>154274386>hockey is amazing we need more people watching>NOOOOO NOT LIKE THATWhy are you guys like this?
>>154274281lmao are they really trying that?
dylans silence is deafening
>>154274433being captain is gay
My Flames would bootyblast these teams
>>154274433>Blaming quinn when even a prime Gretzky couldn't save the Nucks from being shit
>sid is tight and rightSubban, how can he be tight when he is wearing his XL buttplug?
Who are the good guys in the east and west now?
>>154274404>>154274414These little guys are cute and a must visit attraction at the zoo but in the wild they're brutal rapist and murderers.
>>154274433that's based though, you should always try to sabotage teams you don't like
>>154274446big stick, big balls
>>154274446>scoring returns to a normal level>noooooooWhy are mild fans like this?
>>154274474zesty
>>154274386>
not all Avs fans look like that, most of us are white nationalists that believe Trump is saving America from Mexicans.
Av's bros, Parker Kelly on 2nd line - Need it or Keep it?
>>154274281That’s right.
>>154274475buffalo and san jose
Hughes has the best skating I've ever seen in person, and his effortless movement on the ice is unparalleled. He can move from one side of the blue line in half a stride. But his size will always mean he can never be THE GUY like Doughty, Lidstrom or Pronger was in the playoffs
>>154274404>>154274414>>154274443
american airlines center has all the energy of a funeral
>>154274454Hockey is NOT for everyone. Gatekeep your local rink
>>154273970Gary forgot to tell the interns to play the fake crowd noise
>>154274475copey and samir
jen is a yellow banana today
>>154274170that's Ian Abbyfucker Cole to you
>>154274501>not all Avs fans look like that, most of us are complete fucking retardswhy would you admit this
>>154274501Take the cock out of your mouth before speaking
>>154274502How do they have so many players on the 4th line? That seems like cheating...
>>154274521
>>154274155he needs a longer neck to not make mistakes
>>154274521I’d like to suck her yellow banana
Why are there black people on my TV screen Gary?
>>154274502when did they get a temu barkov
>>154274505san jose isn't in the playoffs though.
eat rock candy
>>154273970Why would Americans care about ice hockey when it's the middle of based ball season, and also almost summer?
>>154274469based flamiac
>>154274561been with them since the start of the season, can't remember if from a trade or signed in the offseason
>>154274502what the fuck
>>154274502Let's just put this horrible player next to our good players
My nuckies would beat the wild in 6 if demkos knees didn't explode
was /hoc/ this active during the oilers-panthers SCF ?
quinn hughes being >le best dman in the league represents the death of the nhl. the best dman in the nhl is a fucking figure skater. guys like pronger, stevens, or even doughty just dont even exist anymore because numales think big hits dont belong in the game. sport is absolutely sissified trash.
>>154274615more
>>154274615We were doing /hoc/ meetups at Gary's place then
>>154274530>>154274534the Stars don’t have any fans lol, you’re just mad because your franchise is full of a bunch of losers like Robertson and everyone ITT is making fun of you. I’m a straight, white man. You live in the brownest state in the country.. we are not the same.
What team does he cheer for?
if the sens lose the series ullmark is going to get so depressed that he's going to try to swim back to sweden but he will be eaten by a big fish
>>154274265I wish we had Homer's on Canadian broadcasts, they all get shunned to radio, and we get cringe boring fags instead. Sportsnet and Rogers have ruined this country and our pastimes
>>154274558you gotta problem wit dat, cracka?
>>154274619Bobby Orr is considered the best defenseman to ever live
Hate how you hear the word pirouette 50 times a game. Dude who do that fag shit need to go face first into the boards
manias on
>>154274630looks like a mildtrannoid to me
>>154274642yeah but who is considered the best to ever die though?
>>154274630blues
>mfw there is playoff hockey on
>>154274630Sens
>>154274630That's me and I'm a Flamiac
>>154274642im sorry did bobby orrs mom teach him figure skating at age 3 or what was your point exactly, fucking retard?
>>154274615The finals were super busy. All of /hoc/ was cheering for their Panthers.
who is Cody facing?
Why is ESPN pushing wrestlefag nonsense during the game?
>>154274629>Everyone who doesn't like me is a stors fagLol KWAB
>>154274642Yes and he would eat the softies today alive, he retired because everyone got to hack at his shins to try and stop him and his legs broke. Playing the body doesn't even exist anymore, it's true, players are too afraid to be out of position.
>>154274630Flyers, that dad did the right thing by deescalating. Guns are evil and aren’t good for anything
>>154274645Post link
>>154274677Pat mcafee I think. Barely watched the last month so I'm not sure.
>>154274676I would never cheer for a Florida team
>>154274676slattern WHORES
>subban asking zegras what it's like to play against crosbyuhhhh yeah, it's cool...
>>154274684>Evil and good for nothing So are black people and that's why we gotta keep guns around
>>154274704Wouldn't expect you to cheer for Canada's team.
>>154274642*ENTERS*
It's wrestlechad actually
>>154273322im just so glad that gamethread cucks finally learned their place lmao
I don’t remember /hoc/ being this dead on opening playoff day
bad news, I'm afraidyour team sucks, anonno, there is no curebest you get your affairs in order sooner rather than later
>>154274715i thought he was on the oilers
>2026>people still watch wrestling>not only this, they watch multiple brands of wrestling
wrestlefags OUT
>>154274730that sucks, I just got diagnosed with stage 3 Ligma
>>154274729Everyone is in /pw/ watching mania
Wrestlechads in
They are really, really trying to will the Philly/Pittsburgh rivalry back into existence.
the western massacre will be the true opening
>>154274711this just isn’t true, I live in Hartford CT and the black people that live here are super friendly and welcoming. I spent a weekend at a hotel in Memphis and it wasn’t THAT bad
I’m 25 and I still live with my parents.
>>154274686espn.com
>>154274686
I'm excited for Jason Robertson's playoff beard prospects
>>154274765Zoomers OUT
>>154274760Bro doesn't know he took a 50/50 gamble on getting shot Memphis is literally that bad
>>154274739based
Quinn hughes erotic fan fiction
wrestling is for high IQ chads
skindog will have his revenge
>>154274786Kill yourself faggot
the nhl should alternate between east-west and north-south conferences
erm.... excuse me, connor, could you please focus?
Who wants to be my Heated Rival for the playoffs?
>>154274773>twilight princesswish that was on nso. maybe i'll finish ganon's tower in wind waker today
>>154274757won't have a chance because philly is going to sweep in 5
>drop the puck gary
>>154274786
>>154274794
hoc has been very gay for the last two threads
>st2rs
SSSSCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRR
Someone needs to slash this fag kaprizov in the fucking throat fuck him
>OETTINGSHIT
Dallass fans had 20 minutes to wake up and the stadium is still dead silent
>Dullass>TARDS
>>154274812hello newfriend
>>154274786he been a fag
>dyl2n
jake oettinger does not carry the flame
these arena DJs lame as f, need to play Pitbull's banger don't start the party https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz4Gd_u98okalso Dullass LMAO
mikkuck fallsagain
Why is Rantanen so lazy?
>the Stars are going to be the team that fucks up my bracketwho saw that one coming
>>154274767>>154274773>>154274814FAGGOTS
stars bros...
>>154274841what are phers and where are they going?
>dalASS
there's just no hunger in these american tendies i tell you
>bracket is busted after less than 2 games
>>154274842he simply can't win when it matters
stars are fucking garbagewhy does anybody think they're any goodoettinger is shit
>>154273575*wins another gm of the year award*
>krill the thrill
why isnt gary using his fake crowd noises for this game?
>>154274837i mean literal gay, not ironic gay
>>154274854We don't use that word here
>Kaprizov with this much spaceCool defensce stars.
hey dylan wya bud i have a question for ya
>>154274875He lent the sound tape to wwe for the weekend
Drew McIntyre lost wtf
>>154274879Hello fellow equal opportunity avs fan
DALLAS>SHARTSDALLAS>SHARTSDALLAS>SHARTSDALLAS>SHARTSDALLAS>SHARTSDALLAS>SHARTS
>>154274877tourists from /heem/
>>154274879Shut up fag we 100% do
>>154274454>hockey is amazing we need to gatekeep the fandom so it stays amazing
Mild are gonna rape Dullas aren't they
>>154274873
>st3rs
UH OH STINKY
GO FLAMES GO
>Dallass fans are already leaving KWABS
DALLASSKWABS
is Texas a white majority state?
Hockey is for you :)Hockey is for me )
FUCK YOU OTTERFUCK SOMALISOTA
HAHAHAH>DULLASS
holy kek the absolute state of the stors
YANK OTTER
the raping will continue to morale improves
SSCCCCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>dalAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
holy fuck the stars can't beat anyone except the avs lmao
O HN ON ON O O O O O O O
>>154274924qué¿
>Tyler Myers covering no one
GET FUCKED
get that man out the net, he's shellshocked!
bracket already busted
Apologize to DeBoer.
Kwab people are actually leaving
not like this, not like this
PULL THAT NIGGA OTTER WTF MAN
wow refpuck noticing
>>154274945Boobies
Rantanen finna chimp out soon
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154274951Go give your Learing Center Somalian pirates another billion dollars, pay piggy
i believe this is known as momentum in the wilds favour
>>154274957He tried to warn everyone about this frau, but the soft numale fags that constitute Texas residents cried like fags
This series is over
>>154274970That's been the playoffs for at least 40 years.It's all game management horseshit, he aggressive team always gets it easy.
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>>154274926I sense you’re upset over something; do you feel comfortable discussing it?
why dont the stars put their enforcer out to try and start a fight to get some energy into the building?
when rantanen anger meter hits 100% someone is getting boarded
not the best showing from our boy mikko
I hearby curse whatever happens to Dallas will also happen to Edmonton
Imagine scoring with your dick. Humiliation ritual in Dallas.
>>154274895bro is a jobber bud
It's safe to say, the stors are the new shorks
Rantanen should play in the NBA with how much he chimps out
Reminder Minneapolis has a building known as the "crack stacks" where the tax payers(white swedes) pay to house Somalis
I mean, we thought the same thing when Vegas won both games at Dallas and they came back...But I doubt the same thing will happen
Stars Bros......I don't feel so good......its joever
>>154274981Cope -> Seethe -> Dilate
why does dallas just not simply elbow/knee/forearm shiver all the wilds top players? it worked for sam bennett and he even got the mvp trophy
>>154274998right whatever happened to that rookie that KWABBED mcgoofy
>sharts
>mild fans celebrating game 1 of the gentlemens sweep
Imagine trading Stankoven (who scored 2 goals today) for Rantaanen, who is a cuck.
>>154275003i scored with my dick against bussi when we were playing in carolina
>st4rs
>du hast mich gekwabt
>>154275023me on the left
>>154275023God I wish that were me
>>154275023go lightning btw
It’s over
>st4rs>dyl4n
TOURISTS GTFOWE DONT POST TRANNIES HERE
>st4rsK W 4 BW4B
oh my god
kek Dallass Frauds
It's over :( fuck the north woods somalis
>>154275013>De Stijl architecture is LE BADtypical Texas education
>Down 4 to the Mild Soda
Imagine how many people in there are armed
SOITHAPPENEDA G A I N
oh no no no noAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOH NO NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO
NO MATTER THE SCOREIT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE GAME IN THE SERIES
PING
DILLY ARE YOU OK?DILLY ARE YOU OK?ARE YOU OK, DILLY?
>>154275060I'm a regular on /hoc/ and I'm trans. /hoc/ is for everyone.
>>154275060transphobia is forbidden on /hoc/
HOLY KEK
I was told the Wild were frauds
>tfw switched wild with stars last second in my bracketthis is what happens when hintz doesn't play i guess iunnostill going 6+ games
Looks like the starts*puts on sunglasses*are burning out
>turns off tv slowly
>>154275086This series is literally fraud vs bigger fraud
>stoors
did the dallas tards have some kind of team crack smoking session before the game? kek
Are you even trying?
Gary’s crowd noise machine is glitching out
i changed the channel, gary.
>>154275013>next to UofMNo wonder there are so many sexual assaults of students
>>154275084Faggotry is
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>>154275115the crowd just tuckered themselves out yelling STARS during the anthem :)
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>>154275130
whats the round up of the scores so far (not that is matters because the Famous Maple Leafs arent playing)
>>154274853non-casuals
>>154275048>>154275051>>154275052what was it
