>The World Cup final will be interrupted in the 22nd minute of the first half. Then, they'll subject us to a 25-30 minute halftime show. Finally, it will be interrupted again in the 67th minute.
>22nd minute of the first halfhydration break>it will be interrupted again in the 67th minute.hydration break>Then, they'll subject us to a 25-30 minute halftime showofficial fifa endorsed drag queen showavengers trailersabrina carpenter songspiderman trailergeorge floyd memorial moment of silencemoana trailerlive doxxing of a dozen ice agentsthe odyssey trailernetanyahu speechgodzilla minus zero trailerzelenskyy speechspiderman trailerchecks out.
Jews hyped up America as a brutal weather gauntlet as a meme for half a decade to justify having a couple more commercial breaks for a tournament. Half of Ameriorbs beat their chest in pride at having shit weather they never go outside in now lol
6 7 lmao
>>154275466lol
>Americans when they get to witness 45 minutes of uninterupted sport
>>15427559745 uninterrupted minutes of your boring actionless sport would put me right to sleep
>>154275466>kolya woke up from a 3 year slumber and listened to rogaine
>>154274993>they'll subject us to a 25-30 minute halftime showYes but the public will have the option to pay a small fee; if the total amount given by the attendants reaches $1M, the timing will be reduced to a normal 15 minutes
>>154275709(no refunds, of course)
>>154275671you're just the top left bird, just you wait
>>154274993Brazil is getting dominated by France; the score is 0–0, but France is controlling the game.Water break.Coach Ancelotti makes some adjustments.Brazil evens things out.It’s written in the stars.
>>154275730how am I supposed to take piss breaks?
>>154275466so hyped bros
>>154274993You will still watch you poorfags
>>154275800Nigga I don't think we're getting past Japan
>>154275466It will be difficult to find time to tip the capo with all those activities going on.
>>154274993Imagine watching garbage like soccer
>>154275597Most Americans have seen soccer. They just don't enjoy it because it's shit.
>>154275597We need the ad breaks to take piss breaks and refill snacks and food, it's the euros that hate fun.
>>154274993And 10 years later you'll accept it as standard practice and an essential part of the sportPlayer names on the kits weren't standard until yanks hosted the last time, because it's the norm in US sports, and everyone embraced that too
>>154276515>Player names on the kits weren't standard until yanks hosted the last timethey should be so we can be racist more efficiently
>>154276635>FUCK YOU NIGGER! *Ahem*, sorry. FUCK YOU SAKA!say thank you
>>154275597>>154275730The only thing that registers any sort of excitement when I'm watching soccer is getting angry at the sheer audacity of the flopping. If I wanted to see a sport of getting something through a goal on the ground, I'd just watch hockey.
>>154276721This. It’s the other way around. Euros just need to discover other sports.
>>154276635>>154276712Consider yelling "monkey #9" tho
>>154276757We also invented numbers on the back of uniforms.Again, you’re welcome.
>>154276752If they only knew they could copy the spirited Asian approach to baseball, they'd switch over in a heartbeat.
>>154276752>>154277100If only I wasn't an insomniac.
how is what fifa does americans fault
>>154277200FIFA does all of that to please the American market, which they love because it is more commercialized and therefore brings them more money
>>154277234So, just to be clear: no one has ever defended FIFA. They are cunts
>>154277185We already know you're too frantic and neurotic for the western approach. It's an exercise in being content with one's own existence which you people haven't worked out yet.
>>154275828It's okay to miss part of the match. As we all know, nothing's going to happen while you're gone.
>>154278182Nothing happens in the 89 other minutes either. Thanks!
>>154275466Please decide whether you're right wing or left wing Mihai
>lards obsessed with football as always
>>154274993>>154275466>>154275597>>154275800>>154278315kek we're ruining your soccer superbowl and you're powerless to stop us or get revenge on us
>>154274993SIX SEVEN
>>154278310>American """""politics"""""
>>154274993>>154275466
>>154275466Trump not making an appearance? He wouldn't be able to help himself
>>154275466>godzilla minus zero trailerI will clap
>team wins>Trump shows up with trophy>holds it in the air>everyone claps>goes home>takes trophy with him
The half time show is going to be Trump reading out all his tweets and ICE picking out anyone in the crowd who tries to leave their seat.
>>154277200Israel controls both America and fifa
>>154282586I thought Emperor Nero did something like that, but I looked it up and it was actually Caligula.
>>154274993THE WORLD CUP HALFTIME SHOW AT THE FLOYD-KIRK ARENA BROUGHT TO YOU BY BLACKROCK GOYIM EXTINCTION SOLUTIONS
>erika kirk hands the trophy to the winnerK-I-N-O
The Cantu Ledesma poster was better
>>154276248>>154275597the countries that like soccer are the countries where soccer is the only sport available for kids to play. any country with more than one youth sport culture, soccer isn't the most popular. curious, is it not?
>>154274993try not being poor and full of muslims.
>>154285800>the countries that like soccer are the countries where soccer is the only sport available for kids to playyou must be mentally ill if you think kids can only play "soccer" in countries like Germany or Spain
>>154285800we offer kids the choice to play a variety to sports since they leave their mother's womb, they gravitate towards football because its the sport they know the most about and its the one thats advertised the most.most kids dont just play football but also basketball, volleyball, some tennis and a few others rugby.
>>154275488>>154281456Dude, YES!
>>154275466LMAO
Can't wait for a bunch of yuropigs to turn up dead in the NJ swamps after they insisted on walking to Metlife stadium
>>154289868Enrique here thinks he's Tony Soprano
>>154289964I think he's referencing how dumb euros are, not how violent Americans arehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Valley_Germans
>>154275466kek
>>154275466kino
So there's actually going to be half empty stadiums or are there enough foreign rich pedophiles to fill them all?
>>154290223I got tickets to see Haiti vs. Scotland, well worth the $1000 per ticket in the upper bowl
Soccer is just basically basketball except the scorers miss the net most of the time, so you end up with watching guys play footsie and jog continuously. It’s the only sport where a midget can hop on steroids and have copers call him the greatest.
>Soccer is just basically basketball except the scorers miss the net most of the time, so you end up with watching guys play footsie and jog continuously. It’s the only sport where a midget can hop on steroids and have copers call him the greatest.
>>154290952At least he knows those factoids about the sport. Very impressive.
>>154290331>Haiti vs. Scotlandthe utter state of "worldcup"
>>154275466Did you wake up from a coma or something retard?The current is decidely anti-woke right now.
>US anthem played before every games
>>154301225This reads like satire, but I know it's real.
>>154290223You can always fill a stadium if you want to. They'll give free tickets to children at local schools if they have to. In fact, you can often tell how many tickets were actually sold by looking at how many children there are at events where you wouldn't normally expect to see children.
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