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Go pens
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>>154140558
KEK NO WAY
HE DID THAT?
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Cant wait to watch my bing bing wahoos
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Nth for the Rangers of Hoc
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>>154277077
small dick /cric/
big cock /hoc/
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>Dead crowd
>Shitty third jerseys
>Getting outplayed
Soulless organization
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>>154277084
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>>154277051
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Is he good?
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Yep I think Colorado has this in the bag lmao.
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i've seen enough just give the cup to my nuckies
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My cats would booty blast both these shit teams.
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>>154277091
Retard
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my avies :)
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malkin is such a goon
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>>154277043
they are just happy no one fell from one of the top sections yet
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>>154277122
nuh uh they most certainly would not
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Both of these teams suck and I want to see neither advance.
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>>154277136
kek
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the penguins are gay and lame and built terribly
>hurr let's go one last ride with our 45 year-old core
great plan dummies
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I bet I'd be able to make Emily Kaplan cum pretty easily
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This game looks very rough. I hope they settle down a little bit.
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>>154277136
give it time, when the pens start either winning or losing there will be bodies raining down from the nosebleeds and popping on the lower bowl cement floors
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>>154276907
Yeah because if you walk into Yinzland wearing that ugly orange you'd get FUCKING /HEEM/ED
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>>154277157
Nah, m8. She has the SSRI stare. Nothing is happening down there
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>>154277146
One must advance, you must choose
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>>154277157
I'd cum in her pretty easy to be desu with u senpai
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>>154277157
yeah here's how:
>hey emily, want to come to turkey to get a hair transplant, on me?
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>>154277164
typical candian
that's why you're country is second best in this sport
as an american, let me educate you- being tough is good
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>be overweight pens fan
>need to refill your 58th diet pepsi during the 2nd period
>took too many of your furosemide pills
>get orthostatic hypotension
>fall to your death
>stadium sues your family for the cleanup
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Hi all! New hockey fan here!

I was told playoff crowds were supposed to be really loud and exciting. Why is Pittsburgh so quiet and uninterested?
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>>154277169
>be from Ohio east
>use mongoloid ways to live life
sound normal
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>>154277172
But say something happens. Maybe something extra ordinary. Until one of the them wins, we cannot rule out that none of them win.
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>>154277221
kwadb
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Screenshot this. Buffalo is making it to the final.
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>>154277180
she is a jew broad, thoughbeit, and might be related to gary
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>>154277210
>tough
I said rough. I agree being tough is good. They have crossed the line into being too rough. The refs need to rein them in.
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POV: you're at ice level in the third period
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Philly watch party outside the stadium!
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>>154277285
Kek
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Dinner time
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>>154277261
Theoretically the series can last forever without a victor, an endless series of overtimes in a deciding game.
But to continue one must lose, one must win, the sport cannot continue until it happens. It can be nothing more than a temporary freeze, as long as it may last. Something must happen.
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>>154277303
Are you implying Pittsburgh is any better?
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>>154277233
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>>154277310
cupperoni is overrated
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pizza is in the oven lads

>>154277310
looking good
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That's a man baby
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>>154277314
I like how people imply any city is much better. they're all shitholes
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>>154277314
Pittsburgh looks like this btw
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>>154277334
Speaking of jacked up...
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>>154277334
Leah is walled, espn needs to hire younger eye candy
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>>154277310
>Blondies

He have it a 6.8 kek
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BEER
SABRE
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>>154277334
i wish
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>>154277350
technically this question is hockey related
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damn frens it feels good to see my flyers back in the playoffs :D
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>>154277342
after 15 IC lights maybe yeah
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Sabres fans are jumping into 30 degree lake water to start a new playoff tradition lol
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>>154277350
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>Wild 6-1 Stars
Is this finally Minnesomalia's year?
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>>154277358
BEER
TUSK
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>>154277334
A hole is a hole. As long as there's a little heat and moisture, I'm down
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>>154277358
This thing is dope ngl.
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>>154277332
This shit isn't going to get serious until they play in Philly. Yinzers are too bitchmade to really start some shit.
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>>154277365
happy you are here finnbro :)
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>>154277371
They haven’t played in the playoffs in 14 years give them a break
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>>154277390
FUCK
YES
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>>154277136
crazy how gary memoryholed that
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>They're still seething about Olympic patriotism
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>>154277406
>are apes are less chimpy than your apes
Not really a flex
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>>154277390
CANUCK ORCA MUG
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Chocolate? That’s doo doo, baby
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>>154277395
lol like you'd know
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>>154277371
Good day for it. Hit the 70's today
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>>154277377
sorry friend, i didn't mean to insult your home, that curb does look quite cozy with a little imagination!
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>>154277406
>bragging about being nigger trash
Philly is a desolate shithole filled with drugs and niggers.
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>>154277277
That means I can take his head, and claim the NHL throne once I wed her.
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>>154277091
>Getting outplayed
>0-0
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>>154277420
>teams full of canadians on the ice
>patrotism
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>>154277433
I couldn't tell a difference, came buckets each time. It feels awesome when they tighten the lasso
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Thought this game would be high scoring
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he is coming
https://x.com/dhwanisaraiya_/status/2045566559255515330/
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>>154277469
you thought wrong
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>>154277438
when will /sp/ realize 95% of philly sports fans don't live in the city AND actively avoid it?
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>>154277484
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>>154277410
me too! :D
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what the fuck is wrong with the sound mixing on espn
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>>154277469
Thought thought he farted but he really shit his pants.
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SSSSSSSCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
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Zoomer cunt at mcdonald's gave me a single quarter pounder when I ordered a double
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centering pass!
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>>154277496
They sent their worse sound team to Pittsburgh
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>Third jerseys in the playoffs
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>>154277524
those ones are really good
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>>154277496
They've had the same issue for all games, crowd is off
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>>154277513
nice get fucked unc
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>>154277496
The real technical talent is in the local broadcasts. ESPN doesn't offer enough money to get solid employees.
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>>154277533
>part of the 5%
do you like the hustle or the bustle more?
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>>154277492
we're playing 5v5 sudden death hockey now
shhh
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My team is SHIT and run by RETARDED HOMOS
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Mr Gary give Skinner the Conn Smythe right now
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>>154277420
Sad
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>>154277561
And no emotional support stuffies :(
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Kek shitburgh with five turnovers in 3 minutes
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I'm hearing that they are erecting a 60 foot tall Stuart Skinner statue outside the arena as we speak
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>dullass
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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someone do something
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Crosby is doing literally nothing, he looks like a lost old man as all the zoomers fly past him.
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Don’t they wear asspads
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if a goalie lifts his own net by leaning on it, can you slip the puck under the side?
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chinakhov GW coming with 9 minutes left in the 2nd period
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Pens is contacting a South Korean company in an emergency to install suicide prevention netting
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>>154277561
5v5 you say?
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>>154277628
I think he’s rusty
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is that jeebus
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bloody time difference, I'm not going to be able to listen to the Broons game because it's happening Monday morning while I'm at work. Maybe I can wear an earbud and nobody will notice
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>>154277533
Howdy neighbor
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bustin' makes me feel good
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>>154277649
yes, tell me how that amateur competition ended
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>>154277403
I always laugh at how fucking bad that pizza looks
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>>154277628
The old man is playing with 2x the ego and .5x the knees
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>>154277642
yeah that’s the 2 point play, it’s pretty rare though. only the flames have done it
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>>154277669
With another colossal MacKumbo fuckup
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>approaches your girl wat do?
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>>154277660
No
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>>154277533
I live on 17th just above market
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>>154277708
only 6 skaters on the ice?
pathetic
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anybody got a webm of thompson's goal that won worlds
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>>154277712
Ask him what magic deck he's running
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>>154277720
my condolences
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Been watching the playoffs for 20+ years.
Literally the worst opening slate of games I can ever remember. This feels like the regular season Frozen Frenzy, not the playoffs
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>>154277628
he is thinking. he is 20 steps ahead of these zoomer kids
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how many 1 on 1 chances have the flyers had ffs
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I went to Philly one time 2 years ago
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Why the hell do they have these jerseys, I keep thinking it's Trashville playing
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garys fake crowd noise machine sounds weird
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SOILERS FANS DON'T LOOK
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Skinner a brick wall.
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>>154277747
go to be gramps. no one really cares about you.
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>>154277712
>OMG Becky, this guy is wearing a fanatics jersey
>LOL Claire what a creep
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>>154277757
Skinner is unironically elite or the flyers just suck at breakaways
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>>154277533
>>154277664
>>154277720
Based Rittenhouse gang
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>p1ns
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>>154277712
i love this trend of suddenly every white dude wearing a gold chain now

it was there before but it genuinely feels like everyone i see has one, bizarre.
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skinGOD
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>>154277727
Silver is nothing to scoff at. Especially when you put a team of amateurs on the ice. lol
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scar
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OH SHIT
OH FUCK
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My penguins ):
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Playoff Skinner as arrived!
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>sk1nner
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Skinner close your legs!
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So how stupid does Edmonton feel giving up Skinner for some soft bussy European
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SKINNER DINNER STATUS?
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Pitcucks KWAB.
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How are you guys liking playoff skinner?
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>>154277773
Being gay isn't based homo.
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nice shot
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my flysies :)
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>>154277761
They’re awful
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>>154277774
how come you are always 12 seconds into the future?
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>p0ngs
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how shitty were the kings if they got in being worse than ottawa and the penisvalnia teams
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close your damn legs skinner lmao
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>>154277781
>Silver is nothing to scoff at
yes americans lived with it for over 40 years
they know it well
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Crosbybros....its over
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>>154277807
fast internet
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>>154277768
>
>>
>Penguins
>Let in a stinker goal
Lmao
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Sk1nner
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>bracket is 0/3 so far
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bracket pick looking good
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>>154277814
They didn't even hit 20 regulation wins, their division is just TERRIBLE
Almost every eastern team would be in the playoffs over them
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>>154277835
Same
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>>154277801
skinner is the only reason the pens are still in this
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Did Skinner study at the Lelungo School of Postseason Goaltending?
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Has cindy even had a shift? Literally invisible
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>>154277801
he's made some great saves tonight and that one was 1000% not his fault. jarry would have been pulled by now
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why are the penguins dressed like the Nashville Predators?
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Rust is retarded. Take the penalty and score a goal
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What are the pongs crowd chanting
>>
Maybe resting players wasn’t a good idea for my penguins
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Why are the refs being massive faggots?
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>Crosby gets touched
>PENALTY!
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>>154277840
>tfw no taryn
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>>154277840
what a slut
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>>154277861
one of their worst kits ever
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>>154277860
What will the cope be when he lets in the next 4?
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>flyers suck! chant
but what do they suck I wonder
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>>154277840
I miss her so much bros
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>>154277877
Tale as old as time
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>>154277893
Defense then coach.
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>>154277840
Smoochable
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>>154277889
this isnt soccer ball. we dont call them kits here
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>>154277874
Flyers suck
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>>154277893
sorry i dont discuss hypotheticals about situations that have not happened yet since my IQ is higher than 35
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might try out my GF's strap-on tonight lads.
go flyers btw
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>31+ year old powerplay
boomer gods rise up
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looked to me that crosby just lost his balance
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>>154277897
Cock
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>>154277842
It just takes five seconds to look at the standings to see that they have 22 regulation wins. That still sucks ass, but you have to be retarded as fuck not to figure that out.
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>>154277887
taryn is still not for lewd
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>>154277918
Who is this dyel?
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>>154277823
>USA brings fun to the international competition after 40 years of joyless monotony.
In all seriousness, I hope you guys get a cup this year. Y'all deserve it.
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Philthy really gonna get gifted a round 1 win
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>>154277923
Bet you couldn't tell me how you'd feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning, dumbass nip
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>>154277944
Are you even watching the game
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>>154277897
hopefully a muzzle
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>>154277371
water freezes at 32 degrees
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>>154277928
Sorry, I don't care much for shit teams, and last I looked they were at 19, amerifat
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Penguins gonna be picking several 1st overall players once half their team retires.
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>>154277960
Yeah I'm watching them get bodied by the blue line lmao
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>3 offsides
lol
lmao
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>>154277964
Are you saying that you want every single player on the Flyers to kill themselves via gunshot to the mouth?
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>pens in charge of entering the zone
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>>154277960
>on 4chan
>actually watching a game
kek
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Penguin uncs are getting raped
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>>154277371
but that's a very basic weekend thing to do
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The crowd is turning on Cody brod
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Gary wants this gay shit to go to overtime
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>>154277966
At 1 atm and fully fresh water
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smol pp. grim
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>>154277994
he's being aroused by the crowd?
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Uncs can't hang in the ploffs anymore, sad
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>>154277966
lol retard, water freezes at 0
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The Penguins look geriatric out there
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They really fucked up the sound leveling for this broadcast
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>>154277371
is the lake even frozen
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>>154278014
Sad
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>>154278014
this is such a low energy playoff game
>>154278018
it's on the local networks for philly and pittsburgh, anytime I don't have to watch ESPN is a blessing
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>another offside
>another zoom in on dan muse
kek
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>>154277966
That's the least of their problems. There's been a ton of rain this past week and that means the sewers are dumping overflow into the lake. One of those overflows is near the beach they were using
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>This is Crosby's last playoff series
Sad to see it end like this
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Do you really think Makar really uses Great Clips?
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I think both teams need to listen to some limp Bizkit during intermission to get the juices flowing
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>>154278013
Obviously if it freezes at 32 it freezes at 0 dummy. 0 is less than 32
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>>154278066
Probably
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>fl1ers
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>>154278002
what atmosphere are lakes at you motherfucker??
>>
GENO MACHINO
>>
GENO
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Now the real battle begins
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>Neither goalie can close their legs
WHORES
>>
GEEEEENOOOOOOOOO
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They're calling it the worst day of hockey of the Bettman era
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goddamn mellenials
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>scornful draw
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>>154278074
LeTraitor
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took them long enough
jesus
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This pens rookie is on FIRE!!
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>>154278103
The most dangerous tie.
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shades of dustin wolf on that one
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>>154278084
Earth's atmoshpere, obviously
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Love me a good Malkin chimp out
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Unc Chads rise up, we are soo back
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Yeah I’ll take one Sabres cock and balls please.
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>>154278107
Jesus who a cumguzzling fag
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>scores a goal
>chimps out
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>>154278098
>shitters getting blown out is bad!!
>>
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>>154278036
those are storm drains, that's literally how they work
holy fuck some of you are retarded
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Sydney Crosby career ending injury in the 3rd
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>>154278042
I hope they run his teeth into the top of the boards
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>Drifts into the zone
>Passes it to someone younger
>Wanders around the blue line
What does he do?
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>>154278154
40 year old zoomer
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>>154278160
>>154278162
filthadelphia fans
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kek malkin just bonked a flyer on the bench in the head with his stick
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Wasn't Malkin ejected this season?
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>>154278187
This chimp is gong to get suspended isn’t he
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>>154277233
Hi newfriend!
It’s because Pittsburgh is small city with a declining population following the end of the Industrial Revolution.
You’re welcome!
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>>154278187
The refs went to wag a finger at Tocchet, because of course they did
>>154278160
I really wish
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>>154278173
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>>154278196
He got suspended 5 games for chimping out bs the Sabres
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the uncs will inherit the earth
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Mantha got baited.
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>2 helmet penalties in one game
I haven't seen this called in years
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>>154277233
Seems pretty loud to me
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>>154278186
Nobody cares about shittsburgh
In fact imagine you had to look at those jerseys all year. They look like the bee girl from the Blind Melon video
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>>154278201
the industrial revolution didn't end, manufacturing ended around the great lakes cities due to outsourcing overseas
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>>154278201
That makes a lot of sense! Thank you!
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Can’t cross check son
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Pittsburgh bros...where are we reporting from tonight?
>Shadyside reporting for duty
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>>154278158
Yes, when the county opens the beaches for the summer they monitor the bacteria levels regularly. Woodlawn Beach is routinely closed after rainstorms because the sewage overflow contains...raw sewage and that spikes the bacteria levels. The beach is also less than a mile from a lakefront brownfield superfund site.
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>when you run into a penguins player
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>>154278215
Remember when the (((refs))) called it against the Penguins in game 7 vs the rags 4 years ago?
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fun game!
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>>154278242
Bestmoreland
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>>154278246
That’s funny cuz they’re old
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If Crosby wanted to win another cup he should have played for Avalanche.
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what a fun period, hopefully flyers can recover from that geno goal! :D
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Crosby looks like shit.
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>>154277233
It's because beating Philadelphia is almost tedious. It's inevitable. Hope this helps!
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Yeah maybe teams shouldn’t rest guys before the playoffs anymore
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I'm a Penguins fan who went to law school at Drexel.

I will fully admit, Philly is the better, cooler, more fun city.
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GO PENS
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just a thought. imagine how much more entertaining sports would be if teams werent allowed to trade players. whoever you draft ur stuck with until they retire.
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>>154278306
>a retarded lawyer
Imagine that
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I had really hot gay sex in the ASS yesterday. What is my favorite team?
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if I squint my eyes just right, the flyers jerseys kinda look like my Flames :(
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>>154278339
pens are on right now friend :)
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>>154278339
My Islanders
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>>154278306
My dad went to Drexel and he's a fat faggot.
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>>154278339
playoff team discussion ONLY at present, thank you
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>>154278339
my flames
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this nigga really thinks we just be dumping human shit into a lake like the filipinos do
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>>154278339
dallas just got gangbanged so probably them.
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>>154278361
damn i bet i had sex with him
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Why are the playoffs so dead this year?
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>>154278306
All of the Philly fans live outside the city. It’s way cooler there than what’s around pitt
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>>154278391
>Gary
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>>154278321
>Imagine a league where players have no agency and are forced to play indefinitely.
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>>154278391
None of the teams people care about played today
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just got blazed haha
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>>154278321
Can they open a side business?
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>>154278391
100% gay cringe teams
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>>154278391
flames didn't make it
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>>154278391
The Dabres don't play until tomorrow
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is dylan still with us?
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>>154278416
The biggest, most hyped up, consequential series started today
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>>154278463
Montreal played? Wtf
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Mandela Effect: I thought Malkin retired years ago
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Pens really aren’t beating the allegations in this game
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>>154278478
Mandela effect = I’m a retard
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>>154278487
Go easy on him he's American
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>Shit 1st round matchups
>Quiet playoff crowds
>All the games have sucked
>Teams are wearing soulless third jerseys
>/hoc/ is dead
Grim
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>>154278478
good post
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>>154278306
>98% admission rate
>20% bar pass rate
Kek
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anybody seething about playoffs is just mad their shit team lost lmao
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>>154278487
I was thinking of Kovalchov :)
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>>154278495
>Can't see the puck
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Gary is pleased.
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A frontline of Zayne Parekh, Matty Beniers and Michael Hage would be so kino
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these woke commercials are making me so angry. Hitler was right about everything. If our grandfathers knew what they were fighting for, they would’ve dropped their weapons and joined the Nazis.
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>>154278518
Not even close
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>wayne with 15 playoff goals against the flyers

Goddamn
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Who the fuck is kovalchov
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Bury the Crown.
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>>154278548
he's not even beating the sens if he played in today's game
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Going to game 2 hope it’s more exciting than this
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>Mario +1 sound when the penalty gets killed
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>>154278521
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>>154278523
i thought zayne jumped off a balcony or something
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>Dallass fags crying that the grapes are sour
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>>154278525
woah now hey now
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If the penguins were wearing the black and gold jerseys they would be playing better.
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>>154278495
>Souless
>Thirds
Kill you are self
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>>154278549
Oops, I meant Ilya Kovalchuk
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excited for tomorrows hatewatch #KillTheHabs
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>>154278592
it's fitting because everything in pittsburgh is painted the color of stale piss
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>>154278584
That's more like it!
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>>154278592
true
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>Crosby 15 minutes
>Malkin 13 minutes
How is this team literally still just these 2 old fucks
And they are still making the 2nd round lmao
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why did the flames pick dustbin wolf over this guy again?
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I was informed he was a top goalie
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Was Vladar drooling lmao?
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>>154278592
This but unironically
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>>154278592
I think you’re right
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>>154278584
>There's something out there waiting for us... and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.
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>>154278592
This reminds me of when they did this gay ass shit in 2021 vs the islanders
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I zoned out of the this 3rd period. Trying to refocus on the game now.
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mantha is a silly git
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where's the flyers rooskie
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>>154278666
This game doesn't feel as exciting as it should.
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>>154278666
Put your fent down
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>>154278619
He's got a Gold Medal
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Power play and they hold the puck
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SSSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
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This snoozefest is going to OT
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>>154278699
Didn’t play
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He will be vindicated.
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>>154278715
OT3
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>>154278715
Sad
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>>154278722
Still got a stuffie!
>>
Alone
In my boxers
Eating Ice Cream
Watching playoff hockey with frens
Life is Good
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>>154278715
>defensive games are boring
I can tell you are a normoid and not a true fan of the sport
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>Crosby, get out there and get a fuckin goal already
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>>154278740
Want a cupcake?
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>>154278699
He was a bench warmer. Swayman has more experience than Otter
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>>154278751
Only defensive baseball games are fun to watch.
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>>154278606
That's a hohol
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>>154278751
Yeah kid throwing the puck randomly into crowds over and over is le defense
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>>154278609
Philadelphia smells way worse than Pittsburgh
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>>154278739
So did the losing teams
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>>154278560
Bro he had 9 points in 5 games against them in 1997
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I'm so high bros
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how many garytimes are you ready for?
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>>154278751
>All snoozefests are "defensive games"
Based idiot
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>>154278765
yes please
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>>154278816
same
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>>154278768
>He was a bench warmer
Syd and MacKinnon played and now they are sad.
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>>154278560
He’s in his 60s now
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gary would put advertisements on the stanley cup if he could get away with it
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made some chikken nuggies
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>HONK HONK HOOOOOONK
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>>154278830
I hope mackinnon comforted makar
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>>154278774
Defensive football games can be good too. Texans games were entertaining last year.
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The lack of scoring/finishing on these rushes man...
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I still don’t know who to cheer for. Flyers are an interesting underdog and their jerseys are cooler but the Penguins are a much more likable team.
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WHAT A GOAL
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jarry could NEVER
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>>154278835
In surprise he doesn’t rename the cup like euro leagues do
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
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my flysies :)
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My penguins ):
>>
Shitter
>>
STUU-ACK
>>
FLYERS SSSSSCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
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>>154278860
I think the trustees prevent that.
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uh oh, shittsburgh
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its over
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uh oh pongies
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>Pens
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>>154278844
He put on the Jerry Maguire soundtrack and they spooned under a knit blanket
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>shitsburgh shitguins
>Piss colored
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I'M AT THE GAME
>PENS JUST SCORED
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THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN
>>
SANHEIM IS ELITE
>>
cheering
>STUUUUUUUU
for the average as fuck stuart skinnier
is there a gayer, lamer group of people than penguins fans?
serious question
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>Crosby can't even score against the Flyers anymore
Yeah he's washed
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>>154278860
>[team captain], come get the MGM Sports Betting Stanley Fanduel Cup!
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>>154278882
Yes! Hahahaha
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>>154278900
>on youtube tv
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>sk2nner
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bracketbros... how we feeling?
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Is Drysdale good?
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>>154278910
2/3 if this holds up
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>>154278910
I'm 2 for 2 so far. I should have known that Crosby and Malkin are washed
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Crosby needs to score a goal before the period is over
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>>154278910
I have the guins in the finals, not looking good
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>>154278924
He's fine but Flyers fans pretend he's Cale Makar to cope for the Gauthier trade
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>>154278860
whose rename it ours hasn't
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>>154278925
same
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pongsbros its over.......
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>>154278910
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>>154278910
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>>154278876
Let’s hope Lanny McDonald and that random guy keep it that way
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>>154278899
The only feeling he's got in his knee is from the intra-period cortisol shots
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>>154278910
i have my flyers advancing :D
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>>154278762
this is funny because dawn of the dead was filmed in pittsburgh
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>>154278950
did you actually believe in the stars?
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Sid goal with a minute remaining
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>>154278910
It’s over
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>>154278910
1/3 if it ends here. I thought Ottawa was a longshot but Dallas fucked me.
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>>154278910
I didn't do a bracket
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>>154278463
Don't remember my Habbies or Oilies playing
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>>154278972
don't leak the script, intern
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>>154278986
You got until Monday bro
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why do southerners hate black people?
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>team captain, come get the cup!
*gary forgets his mic is still on*
>...and gary bettman, come get the suitcase full of cash bribes hueuheuheu
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>>154278997
no snitches in /hoc/ other than the raped bitch and he likes what he sees
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>>154278986
but the bracket challenge is always fun
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>>154278972
But he’s so tired
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>>154279006
Why wouldn’t they
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>>154278991
BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW
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I should have gotten frozen berries instead of gelato
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LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT
LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME,
MY BABY!!!!
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>No late western game to turn on after this
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>>154279049
ill take your gelato
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>>154279043
Just like my broons
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>>154279006
Because they aren't black and they aren't people
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>4:20 to go
I didn’t know other commentators did this shtick.
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>>154279067
he's overrated
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>>154278910
Pretty good...jk I'm sick as a dog and it's been like a full week
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the suicide nets are being deployed in ppg paints arena
I repeat
the suicide nets are now being deployed in ppg paints arena
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>>154279049
I made a root beer float the other day with gelato vanilla ice cream and aw root beer. It was amazing.
>>
holy FUCK
>>
How many fucking turnovers have the penguins committed
>>
>p3ns
>>
MARTONE
>>
Flyers are going to win the cup this year.

I kneel
>>
SKINNER DINNER STATUS??
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>>154279065
it's time for bed
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>>154279087
KFC did. Go look at the app dummy.
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My penguins ):
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MARTONE
my flysies :)
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>skinn3r
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>>154279006
If you give a white person someone to hate, they'll donate to your political campaign.
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>the flyers GUSH
gross
>>
Its Penover...
>>
fucking snipe show
>>
>trusting skinner as your playoff goalie
kwab
>>
>most dangerous lead in hockey
>>
That was clean
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>p3nguins
>>
>skinner

Come on, let me hear you say it

>mcdavid will never win the cup

No, not that, the other thing

>it's not skinner's faul-

WRONG
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so this is how pittsburgh dies
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>>154279118
True post is true
>Pittsburgh
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lmao skinner
>>
Actually I'm NOT banned, faggot mods
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>pens
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>>154279135
Imagine thinking that's exclusive to white people
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>>154279156
Sad
>>
Pens are just too old and too slow.
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Skinner! Skinner! Skinner!
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>>154279182
>>154279182
>>154279182
NEW
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>>154279181
Just like my islanders
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>>154279006
Southerners love black people, they just want to own them and worship them as physical gods.

Montana and Idaho, they hate black people
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Martone busting 7-rope nuts on shittsburgh
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>>154279119
Is it still going to be Skinner's fault when the oilels get eliminated again this year?
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>>154279176
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>>154279010
No need for that with sports betting, it's easier than ever
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>flyer2
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Sorry but Saint Crosby can’t get a penalty alone had to be 4 on 4
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Yes we beat the urine team!!



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