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>more pistol pete
So when is Reaves coming back?
lebron James is a pedophile
LeGOATs team
>>154279899
>>154279899Easy win, is KD even gonna play this series?
>am i still the problem?
ROKEKS GOT COOKED LMAO
>>154279899the issue with the rockets, is that they play like its 2005
LeBron James has won a playoff game in the HUMUNGOUS 2026 and defeated getoffmydickerson in the process while Curry sucks on toes at homeHaters are dizown MAJORLY.
Luke Kennard... I kneel...
every single game went over its allotted run time
>>154279898Id side with him too but for a 6th year and rather high iq player he sure does some stupid mistakes and his touch is terrible. Maybe its the coaching, maybe hes just naturally bad
Katie playing wouldn't have won em the game either
>>154279934you're a bitch.
The last time the Wizards won 50 or more games in a season was 1978/79 season.
If you're a Rockets fan, you are obligated to kill Shitgoon if you see him. No words, no talking, no nothing. Just magdump that sorry ass faggot.
>>154279930He just needed 1 more year...
How is shitgoon team second highest +/-? Everyone was bad but he was bad bad kek
i see wardell slander in my timeline?
LeBron Raymone James Jr. has won a playoff game.
We got Luke Kennard for Gabe Vincent, btw
>>154279961
>>154279937>losing to a substitute chemistry teacher
the houston situation is so much worse than I thought. Their young dudes just straight up aren't that good. Sheppard is literally the only one who can shoot off the dribble but he's a manlet and his handle isn't tight
I know Curry fans kicking up their feet
what pieces can houston get for alperen sengun
Luke Kennard makes me proud to be white....>>154279950get off mahdeekerson you houstonian mongrel. go ask silver to trade curry to carry your snake ass franchise player past LeGoat again. we be over here having Ay-TON of fun in the meantime
>>154279931
LeBalcoGAWD...
my magic finna shock the worlded and steal a cheeky game 1 on the road tomorrow
>>154279989banchero
Reminder lediddy was hitting on a little girl in game
>>1542799893 2nd round picks at the most
>>154279931mamma mia
>>154279989Its time for the long proposed giannis trade
>LeBron raped the Rockets>Mitchell raped the Raptorswhat else was /nba/ wrong about per usual?
>>154279989Lamelo and a 2nd
>>154279989rj barett
LeGod put BTA on Father Timelet again and outlasted another dynasty.
my rockets are gonna figure it out bros...
AR bros, Luke coming for our spot...
>>154279979 I think Amen is the best pg despite not being able to shoot. He can do a sort of budget Magic thing by driving and passing, he has that ability to just quickly know the right play and doesn't seem to lose the ball as much. Maybe it's just not possible to be a pg who can't shoot now though.
>>154279989cam thomas
ice spice bros...
>>154280027LeBron's never dynastiedNot even once.
niggas wanna pose as demons with clint capela on the team
>>154280040I've been to that mickeyd's so many times. Right on hollywood and highland.
Was the Sixer beating the Magic without Embiid a fluke?
>>154280040is she still rapping about farts
>the cockshit traded their young 3pts shooter for an old ass, broken KD to win now with a bunch of zoomers that can't shoot
>>154280031I mean probably. Lakers rolled 20, rockets a 1 and it ended with a 9 point difference. Its mostly just memes and classic overreactions here. Ive lost count of how often a better team has choked game 1 and then won the series after doomposting.
The NBA really let the Orlando PB no Js and a KDless Rockets play back to back nights in the playoffs, it's throwback to circa 2005
AVRA.
my warriorers plagued with injuries would give a better fight against the lakers than this
>>154280061>I had to go back to sacrificing children to baal in the locker room pregame fucking evil
pisstons gonna get that magic ass tomorrow
>>154280078>fucking evilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT66K9DmEeM
>>154280058>Lakers rolled 20, rockets a 1theyre going to keep rolling 1s because Ime is a retarded sex addict who is completely outclassed by JJ Reddit and LeMick
>>154280032>"Yeah, being an NBA GM is easy. You just sign BAWBs for pennies on the dollar. BABBs can't stop them. And BAWBs are cheap."
>>154280034Amen's handle isn't tight enough and he doesn't do the court general stuff at all. He has good vision and his athleticism gets him over the hump dribbling normally but that isn't going to take you far in the playoffs. His ultimate destiny is being one of those connector guys with some fastbreak pushing on the side unless he gets a shot, tightens up a his handle, and learns how to really orchestrate an offense
>>154280089Yea but i was trying to say the rockets were bad even if you consider Udokas fraudulent ass. Everyone on the rockets bar Tari deserves criticism, Sengün in particular for his trash center "play" but i dont think their situation is nearly as bad as reading this thread would indicate.
>>154280053100%
The real question is was Mr. Dickerson justified in slandering these cats OR was it his slander that caused them to become this demotivated and dawgless in the first place
this was the worst first night of nba playoff basketball in history
Ime being a horny bastard saved the Celtics from having a garbage coach.
>>154280093>doesn't do the court general stuff at allIs he not capable though or do they just not run it for him? Idk he just seems out of the rockets guys the one who has the best feel for it but maybe that's not good enough.
>>154280123He wasnt wrong about what he said but his files getting leaked did more damage to the locker room than any player could have throughout that season. The only players who seem to like each other are the irrelevant end of bench guys and the ones who have been on the team since 2023 or earlier
>>154280123Rockets offense was just as bad last year, but KD being his usual self doesn't help the situation
>>154280123They were a 2 seed before he got there and he sat tonight's game out for a bruised knee. He's a certified bitch and franchise killer
>>154280053no. the celtics better watch out
tyler ford should seriously be sent to Gitmo or CECOTbitch ass pussy faggot
>>154280061how does one not go bald? it seems like there's nothing you can do really
>>154280157Lol
>>154280150Their offense was ranked 13th last year. 21st this year.
Got me some decadent cookies with milk, never kill yourself
What team is KD going to next?
sengun was pretty zesty this game
>>154280182Who the fuck wants kd at this point
kd demand a trade yet?
>>154280053Are you joking?
>>154280180He's just bulking. Let him cook.
>>154280182thunders to complete his villain arc
>>154280182He's going to play rec hoop on the Wizards until the Sanics come back and he'll have his retirement tour there
>>154280182Charlotte
remember at the beginning of the season when it was revealed that players had been pulling themselves out of games to rig betting odds and now kd magically bruised his knee 5 minutes before tipoff so lechildtrafficker could have his moment like old times just a cohencidence right
>>154280218Shams reported he was questionable last night
>>154280218not everything is a conspiracy bru Katie is just a pussy who is afraid of LeBronald ever since 2012
>>154280239"Should I be mad we losing dis game or happy it helps my PR"
>>154280214KD has stated pretty clearly he never wants to play for the Wizards.
>>154280239>#uever wake up n the middle of da night and think about a girl u like or startin to like and sit at da edge of the bed n say damn i want her
the dickersoncord is popping off right now for sure.
>>154280245hes staring at a little boy in the stands in both of these pics identifying his next victim
>>154280145from what I can tell he initiates the offense quite a lot but it's all basic bitch turn the corner pnr stuff. It would be fine as a secondary option and maybe even be just good enough if he could shoot, but as is he needs to make several leaps in setting up guys, coverage manipulation, fully running PnR, and a bunch of other stuff decent initiators usually have to do. Right now he's not looking like an engine, nor is sengun for that matter, which is a problem since those are the supposed cornerstones
>>154280266lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5q2QKzPa9s
>>154280192a 1 seed that doesn't want to be a 1 seed
rob pelinka master class in action
Mr. Kennard, my calculus teacher, has bootyblasted the Rockshits...
your franchise player
>>154280192he'd be great on the pistons if they didn't have to give up anything
>Artest is in the stands!!
Surely they'll win four in a row once KD is back
>>154280320>for literally nothing
>>154280320robbin season is eternal
>>154280339God. Real hoops. Imagine trying to fight Ben motherfucking Wallace man you gotta be out of your fucking mind
Hope KD sits the entire series so we get confirmation if he was truly right about these kids not being shit or if he is the one they dont need
https://x.com/ohnohedidnt24/status/2045706640297509098
>>154280180Definitely looks like a bulk cycle
>>154280348>>154280353
the future is cade. uncs talking about old ass niggas lol
>>154280206>>154280430Nah hes not, he got shingles or something and ate alot of ice cream he said it on the lebron podcast
>>154280276Kind of would have made more sense to get an elite PG than KD lol. I guess there probably wasn't one available.
Is Kennard better than Reaves??
>>154280431Based list
>>154280467He's not even better than Gabe Vincent
>>154280467he might be...
>>154279934Cuck Curry's getting his butch rammed by Jalen Green Gay Dee is bitching out against Luke Kennard. Bronbros winning bigly.
>dfs dnpcd
Holy shit Jokic and Gobert had Battle of the Bald today
>>154279970Bron Jr. has won more playoff games than KD & Curry combined. GOAT SHIT
>Bronny James has more now played playoff games than:>Miles Bridges>Lauri Markkanen>Collin Sexton>Lonzo Ball>LaMelo Ball>Zion Williamson
>>154280019Mitchell is a first round demon of course he is going to get unexpectedly (expectedly) raped by the Pistons.
>>154280467AR highest playoff pts :23 Kennard tonight: 27BWABs fear the balding white unc
>>154280444Nigga, Cade can't even breathe
holy FUARK!! Lakers game was so hype I forgot this is a PeteGOD thread
>>154280431I feel like by the time the Lakers put the right pieces around Luka like he had on the Mavs he will be over 30 and weigh 300lbs, and his knee will have simply rotted off completely
>>154280467I think Reaves has more intangibles and is better at getting his own shot.Kennard was getting cut off on basically every drive he had tonight. Reaves can get to the rim for lay ups.
Oh Scotty BoyThe Pipes, the Pipes are calling
>>154280548They are going to trade him for more Bawbs and build arround Bronny.
>getting bailed out by luke kennardthis y'alls goat? MJ would never.
raising the kids right
babb beatdown...KWAB
>>154280467'fraid so
It's official. Lebron is better than KD and curry. Him winning his fourth ring would cement his status as the greatest to ever play. No one is even in the same league as him in tens of longevity and points scored alone. And this was all done without many weapons to speak of unlike both KD and curry who only won because of their weapons inspite of lebron.
>>154280668MJ was getting bailed out be Nick Kerr's Dad
kon kneupple kan suck a kock
Flagg is winning ROTY. Knueppel lost ace bailey is dog shit.
>>154280740VJ is better than all of them. Kon will always be unplayable in the playoffs
soccer, football and basketball is a biracial mans game
>just give me any random whiteboy who can shoot the meme
>>154280674That 10 year old is now bouncing on the lehammer in the locker room as a post game present from adam silver
>>154280804
Why is the whole basketball world over reacting to a victory against a shit Houston team with no chemistry and no KD
Rockets without KD are worse than Lakers without Luka. KD should've been an MVP candidate.
yall made them the favorites, not us lmao
>>154280828Games have been mid and rigged today we gotta gas something up to not feel miserable
Gay Gorgeous Alexander.
>>154280828The Lakers were underdog in this game
That was the best two way performance I have seen from LeBron in a long time. 19 points isn't that great, but he also played god tier defense and controlled the entire offense.
>>154280828
>tfw bronny james has more playoff minutes than steph curry
>>154280916KEK
>an NBA center shot 6-19 HAHAHAAHHAAH
>>154280940The Dominayton effect.
>"Jokic Jr." was completely eviscerated by fucking DominayytonGrimacious young talent you have there, Rokkeks.
Do the Rockshits win this if you added Jalen Green and Dillon Brooks to their team?
>>154280992Absolutely.No group chat drama.All young guys, just having fun.Unc Durant kills the vibe.
Gotta be the worst feeling to spend years assembling a "talented" young core and then realize that your core sucks ass and aren't improving
>>154281026my magic have done this 3 times in the last 20 fucking years its so goddamn frustrating to watch
The rockets are going to get embarrassed and trade for ja lmao
Rockets need an elite shooterThey'll trade for Gradey Dick
>lakers took 66 total shots (40/66, 60.6%)>rockets took nearly 30 more at 93 (35/93, 37.6%)lol
>>154281093also,>lakers 3p 10/19, 52.6%>rockets 3p 11/33, 33.3%
Luke went fucking off now that he isn't protecting his top percentage spot. AR better watch out he might lose his spot.
>>154279899pack it up unc
3 more games nuggies fans :)
>>154281124stop
lebron must be so fuckkng happy without thee dictator on the court
>>154281182He's better at running an offense than Luka. Sad.
>mfw I'm supposed to believe the thunder aren't sleepwalking to another ring
/ourguy/ has made his predictions. The OKC sisters aren't going to like it though.
>>154281277cavs aren't letting jb bickerstaff eliminate them lel
I don't get the Rui hate. That middie is pure.
>>154281274Dabbing my cum on each eye
>Chris Finch talking about Murray>'He initiated the contact, he spills away and then he gets rewarded for it. Jokic does the same thing.'>Look up box score>Jokic had 1 free throwWhy is everyone from Minnesota a 50 IQ retard? Are all the endless hoards of Somalis poisoning the water over there or what?
>>154281383they're scared
>>154281383Jokic does do the same thing, he had 23 FTA against the Wolves on Christmas from grifting that way, so Finch obviously adjusted and told the Wolves players not to foul him. Similar thing happened with SGA after Finch crashed out and got ejected.
>>154281420That's not on Jokic, that's on the Timbies being dipshits just like their coach. Jokic has only had two games his whole career with more then 20+ free throw attempts and both of them were against the Timberwolves.
>>154281420Are you the Canadian who told me Denver wouldn't have an answer for Bones Hyland
Babbs in shambles now that puppies lost?
>>154281478You're showing your bias if you think Jokic doesn't look for foul calls whenever he can. The single free throw he got his current game was an egregious grift, the same kind you'd see SGA or Luka do where he went flailing. >Jokic has only had two games his whole career with more then 20+ free throw attempts and both of them were against the Timberwolves.Yeah, because the Wolves are filled with dumbass defenders that fall for it every time. Jokic always tries to get Rudy in foul trouble when they match up. He does the same thing to Wemby, Chet, and pretty much any of the centers that are taller than him and can block his shot. Rip throughs, pump fakes and jumping into them, arm hooks, the Giannis "literally just bulldoze to the rim with your arms up and get "fouled"",etc.
Are arabs/muslims the best basketball fans? I swear any time I meet them and we talk hoops they've got deep cuts and know their shit. They know BALL. Every other stranger I meet and talk hoop it's just surface level shit and milque toast takes.
https://youtu.be/dzuLAgQDNTU
What was everyones reaction to Orlando blitzing the Hornets yesterday? I'm a Magic fan but I missed the thread and game because of work
>>154281530racism alarm just went off
>>154281569we were happy the big baller bitches crawled back to their caves
>>154281569mostly trashing on kon and lamelo
Do NBA players get specially sized bathrooms. I feel like being that tall in a normal sized bathroom stall would be borderline difficult
>>154281311Same. Rui does the fundamentals to a perfection. I enjoy watching him play
>>154281530Boo hoo nigga
>>154280674Well he did play the part himself and it worked for Lebron's entire career
>>154280431All these were assisted by our Jew overlord silver. These trades should have an asterisk so gm’s in the future can keep their head up.
Luka's comb-over was looking kinda sad tonight.
>>154281229Lebron scouting report:>incredible passing and court vision, but limited mid range and ball handling skills, Magic Johnson.Luka Scouting Report:>Elite shooting and playing making ablities but can get streaky and turnover prone, Toni Kukoc.I guess they were right.
Ill cut the Gooner some undeserved slack and point out that the task hes being given is borderline herculean for anyone not named Jokic. The only creator on a team with little spacers who then clog the paint. Easy task for the pretty good lakers defense. Even Jokic would see a drop in his numbers. With that said, he still played a shit game with boneheaded decision making and insufferable flopping/whining. He shouldnt be too surprised if hes shipped elsewhere.Also he would be better playing the 4, hes undersized and only at 7'0 because of his long ass neck. He needs a rim protecting 5.2/10 performance without context.3/10 with
>>154279989Sabonis
>>154281969Amen Thompson has always been better
>>154281969His matchup was Ayton and Jaxson Hayes. He should've been going for 40
>>154281311Usually, the complaint is he can do nothing else
>>154281969>>154282043The ideal rockets starting 5 would be someone like harden at the 1, 3 and D guy, amen, sengun and a rim protector/interior defense big. Would solve their problems and have everyone cover each others weaknesses. If they still had fvv, brooks, jalen green and steven adams they be pretty close already. Plus tari easen and jabari
>>154281969no one told sengoon to chuck up two 3 point attempts, he should have been benched for that
>>154282086And when he posts up and shit doesnt work he takes a bad shot instead of passing. Yeah hes lowkey retarded.
Suns gonna steal game 1
