Go Aves Edition >>154279182
>>154284944Good teams sometimes struggle in the regular season
>>154284920they weren't considered HOFers just yet in 2012. high skilled players sure, but not locks for the HOF. and again, the kings were far from the favorites...because they were the fucking 8 seed.
Tampa Bay vs Montreal shouldn't be a first round matchup
>>154284961so the flyers didn't struggle this season?
>>154284961let me get this straight. "anything can happen" is bullshit even though an 8 seed has won the cup because that 8 seed was stacked and struggled in the regular season? they were mediocre for 82 games then suddenly were good?
yes I will watch Avalanche lose game 1 at home
>>154284985The Kings struggledThe Flyers struggledThe Kings had a former Norris candidate D, one of the top scoring Cs in the league, and a Vezina candidate goalieThe Flyers have none of those things
One good game today :)
>sips There are some great games on today’s menu
>>154284993"Anything can happen" when you have a great roster like the Kings didSaying "Anything can happen" about a mid Flyers team is the idiotic part
>>154284981it should be because .500 shitters spinning their wheels for 6 months shouldn't be in a playoff
Penguins only lost because of biased refereeing. Flyers wont make it past the first round
>they had a great roster bro they were only statistically the worst team in the tournament
>>154285127The Penguins lost because their core is ancient.
>>154285127Penguins have gotten cups from ref bias. Fuck off.
>>154285092every team has a great roster, its the NHL
>>154285127Surprise Mantha and Chinakov arent gonna win you shit
>>154285176>The Avalanche and Canucks both have great rosters!Based obtuse poster
Anything can happen
quick reminder that Tippet was high sticking Dewar about 15 times last night before he decided to sucker punch him like a faggot and SOMEHOW not a single ref saw it. Its an April miracle i tell ya!
>>154285085I got myself two bagsbbq and sourcream and onion
>>154284981They should meet in the finals again??
>>154285230MEGAPÅSE
>>154285228Connor dewar is a bitch lmao.
>>154285279white girls are being raped and murdered on the streets right now and you are just sitting on your pc!?
>>154285280Shut your fucking mouth you fent-addled faggot enabler. Watching the braves destroy the phillies helped me sleep last night after that rigged horseshit….Philadelphia deserves to be glassed
So when do the Canes hit there playoff wall? ECF like last year?I can’t imagine this team that only scored 2 goals against the sens at home (with no scoring from any star player) will make or win the cup?
Lynxies are leading battle of Tampere's 2nd game 2-0
>>154285315.Canes have a cakewalk to the ECF. Then they will get destroyed by Tampa
>>154285307lmao bubblin'
>>154285307he mad
yeah had an everything bagel
>>154285307Dewar gets into retarded shit anyways. Fucker cried and got Drouin suspended in the first game in the season
>>154285315they'll lose to philly
>>154285307>barves>destroythey will be left out of the playoffs again this year while philly goes for another pennant, irrelevant strawman
washed up old ass siddy crobby finna gonna get swept by the flytards
I mean.... yes that game was rough, but the flyers played exactly a game they wanted, and barely won. They have no top end real talent. I think when the penguins settle down, we can easily dominate a game. Mantha has to be better, easily the biggest disappointment in that game.
MammothBros we need all your energy today#tusksup\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>>154285420I only got oneoIo
>>154285336hehe its smiling at me!
i'm gonna hit the store for some monster energy, do you bros need anything?
>>154285330This does seem most likely to happen
>>154284943great edition anon.
>>154285479HK potku and a dachshund of Olvi in glass bottles
>>154285479caramel brownie party B&J
The sleeper agent has been activated.DeBoer had his suspicions last year and thats why he was fired>>154285479Some zebra cake rolls please
just took a really long girthy marner. lifted my knees up so it slid out easier. about half of it was in the water when it finally dropped so no splash. only took 2 tp wipes before finishing off with a dude wipe. 10/10 experience overall.
>LAK vs COLShit game. COL will win this series easily>MTL vs TBOkay game. TB will win this series but MTL might make it competitive>BUF vs BOSGood series between two meme teams. Neither are going anywhere.>UTA vs VGKShit game and shit series. Vegas wins easily
>>154285479Pretzels and some beer
My flyies gonna make the pennies seethe ;-)
>>154285560>only took 2 tp wipesthats a sign of a healthy diet
Utah and vegas both have snipers
>>154285479ultra mango monster please
Utah needs to get a finn or two into their roster for me to give a flying fuck about their shit team
>>154285479a gf
Oettingerbros...
>>154285622i started a thing where i try to cook everything i eat. i eat takeout maybe twice a month. the results have been pretty good. even "unhealthy" foods like cheeseburgers are much better for you made at home because you control exactly what goes in it. ive lost 15 lbs since mid february :)
>>154285404Skinner played better than he can be reasonably expected to, and Pens still lost. Michkov and Tipper didn’t go off. Flyers in 4.
>>154285680see>>154285559Maybe petey got the word out
>>154285680based Otter crashing the stars with no survivors
miss him already
>>154285230yum
>plays backup for Team USA and wins a gold medal>does a victory tour with>gets BTFO in the first roundWhat did he mean by this?
>4 hours until puck dropGary bros...
>>154285420TUSKS UP
>>154285742>bench warmer Participation medal
Will tappara comeback in the third? place your bets
>>154285479apples please
Americans are cheese
>>154285783>finnish soilers
>>154285783my linxsies! :)
who the hell are the mammoth
>>154285797You best watch your mouth or well turn yall into Swiss cheese if ya catch my drift son
>>154285680Deboer was right
Oilers play tomorrow
>>154285754Mamoswine isn't a mammoth
>>154285851They used to be known as the Arizona Coyotes. They moved to Utah
>>154285857What are you gonna do, jew out harder?
Just got done with my early AM gooning sesh, bros. Go Flyers!
>>154285851the winnipeg jets
>>154285895I’m gonna make a bunch of holes in the Canadian cheese, with my penis, or an AR. You’re choice raped bitch
My penguins ):
The Oilers feel underrated coming into these playoffs. It might be McDavid's year
>>154285919stop posting
>>154285919You seem extremely homosexual and retarded
>>154285682Congrats!
>>154285932Faggot>>154285933It’s not gay unless you’re receiving
Yzerplan trusters...we should be playing right now...
>i-its not gaywew
>>154285931How would Canada react if they lost the olympics but won the stanley cup?
Anaheim vs Edmonton is going to suck, not because of the teams but because we have to see those ugly orange jerseys
>>154285682Nice
>>154285750Enough time to hit the gym and steam room
>>154285958Canadians told me Olympics > Stanley Cup
>>154285958We keep telling you if it's not our team we don't care
Americans eat cheese
>>154286057It’s ok they won’t win either
>>154286121for me? white cheddar or pimento cheese spread
>>154285931>Yeah the Oilers have even worse goaltending than last season. SURELY IT'S THEIR YEAR NOW
America is collapsing
>>154286121These niggas eatin cheese!
>>154285227Based optimist
>Avs>Bolts>Sabres>Knights
I don't have alot of hope. But I would like to see the Ducks beat the Oilers for sure.
>mfw there's more playoff hockey on today
>>154286121Cheesed to meet you
America is fermenting
>>154286121cheese product*
>>154286121I enjoy a good pepper check
>>154286310Pepper Jack* I had a brain fart not sure where my head was at. Too much cheese maybe. Have cheese brain
>>1542862633/4 but I disagree with you on the final game. I think Mammoth will win
>>154285851the utah mormons was veto'd by gary
>>154286331shame they don't go with utah yeti
So what’s the consensus most fun team this playoffs?
Uath Ytei
>>154286363definitely not your team
>>154286363Our sennies :)
>>154286371I thought my flyies were fun last night :(
Why did Utah take Desnoyers over Martone again?
>>154286363sabres, everyone is pulling for themi can almost guarantee the reaction from a fanbase that has their team knocked out by buffalo will be a resounding "good job, go get em champ"
>>154286363dabres of course
>>154286389but they don't score
>>154286263Thats just picking the favored to win teams. But probably correct.>>154286325I think if any underdog has a chance it's the Mammoth today.Vegas is gonna have shit goaltending between Adin Hill and Carter Hart. Although Hart has looked pretty good since bouncing back from the sexual assault claims from that WHORE.
>>154286363BuffaloMontreal close second
>>154286418Cope Gary activated magnet puck
Flames make it in next year
steal a brainrot sebastian aho
>>154286389>0 goals for>funbrady being a dufus was amusing ill give the 'turds that
>>154286425>both first round exitsYLTSI
I'm starting to think the flyers might be fun with their zoomer team
>finnish goaltending
The Codester retained the title last night, bros
>Soul vs Reddit
>>154286441said the retard
>>154286533cope tranny
>>154286441to the golf course in april?
>>154286513I take pleasure in the knowledge that Habs fans are broke, cheap Canadians. This means they are likely staying at the cheap ass hotels in Temple terrace, potentially the Holiday Inn where Foolio got shot
>>154286532for me the 50th whites
>>154286467clipped and shippedyou better not be there when I repost this
>Nick Suzuki>Cole Caulfield>Lane Hutson>Noah DobsonThey're calling it the most mid hockey team in NHL history
>>154286421WE BELIEVE EM
>>154286565now thats class
>>154286550All of Florida is cheap ass hotels and swamp
>>154286601
>>154286495is ukko-pekka starting tonight?
>>154286601>Cal Foote doing warmup stretches before sexA true athlete right there, making sure he is safe.
>>154286441Might be until next decade brotato
kind reminder Scorey Perry organized the gangbang
>>154286627I haven't seen bean in ages :)
>>154286601Which one sat in the chair? Alex is grayed out was he just watching?
>>154286638JEN
>>154286648corey perry was focused on bedard's development at the time
>>154286623Tampa (outside of ybor shitty) has some very nice hotels. Temple terrace tho is all criminal Muslims and blacks, outside of the USF campus
>>154286565very cool looking but I hate that it's identical to a bruins jersey
>>154286501More like chodster
>>154286183Ingram is a much better goalie than Skinner and they atill have Pickard.
Avs are about to see what playoff Kempe looks like. Absolute stud and freakshow, Oilers know.
>>154286734cringe post
>>154286780Kings can make it if they want it enough, imagine Kopitar retiring with one last cup also it would grow the game in California and that would make Gary very happy
>>154286734Good post
Yoi guys are gay
>You now remember when millennial boomers were excited for the NHL to return to ESPN
>>154286829Who are yoi guys
>>154286829Homohobes have no place in this genny. Tell him /hoc/!
>>154286777Ingram SHOULD be. He seemed to do better for the Yotes though.He's better than Tristan Jarry. But who isn't?Oilers probably go with Ingram for the entire series. They haven't played Jarry since April 8th.
>>154286860The problem is they took all the nbc people with them
>>154286860For me? It was watching hokkeii on outdoor life network and versus
>>154286902The problem is their audio is out of sync, they mute crowd noise, and they platform John Buccigross
>>154286860I miss TSN HNIC
>>154286905I miss versus unironically
>>154286860>People used to performatively hate Doc Emerick, Mike Milbury, Pierre McGuire, and NBC
>>154286945I miss Joe Beninati calling national games. Literally better than any of the current play by play announcers
Have any of you guys rode the train lately?
>>154286982Forced to hear John Buccigross is like making someone listen to nails on a chalkboard
>>154286969Pierre was a grade A retard extraordinaire
>>154287079Can you believe it?
>>154286969>DocCool>MilburyCringe boomer>PierreCringe autist
>>154286860we just missed the music
In my NHL no one would have a gross bucci
a lot of this...Soon.
>>154287202you're a retard if you honestly believe the kangz are eliminating the aves
>>154286945https://youtu.be/jw7E7G7G8IU?si=DZX1Iy9fEUmx8R_4kino
>>154287079>>154287130>Encyclopedic hockey knowledge and fun factsPerfect character to have in between the glass. Hating him was uncalled for
>>154287219You couldn't tell that anon was a retard before?
>>154287219nah, you are
>>154287153It was all Gary Thorne + le 90's nostalgia
>1 post>instant seethe from the canacuck wannbe softpusykek. Day 1,345 in a row.
>>154287008yeah me and the boys ran a train on your mom last night
>>154287079Pierre was someone who you needed on color commentary since he also said some weird ass things that were true.
>>154287225Damn it really was a perfect channel. I remember I used to watch VS a lot when I was in college. Zoomies will never know this feel
MammothChads....this is our year
>>154287291I didn't like how pierre thought he was smart because he had some intern's note sheet about where some player of discussion played squirts at and he thought that was some powerful knowledge to own.
>>154287265https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfOB3jzfpoU>ragsvideo that aged like wine
If those LA chads do this to McJesus imagine what they'll do to that crybaby in Colorado...
>>154287285pretty gay, not that there's anything wrong with that, HOCKEY IS FOR EVERYONE!
>>154287337My favorite is when my nuckies folded him
>>154287337MacRetard will snap and start wailing on their headsThe Olympics was his breaking point
>>154287337
>>154287407Good ol make a wish mac
>>154287379zadorov pounded him
for me, it's 2010 kinohttps://youtu.be/_MBfGjQeRVA?si=ODka1eUJmKWhR_aC
>>154287241/hoc/ has some pretty bright posters. one of the pekkas is a doctor
>>154287393It will be like when Kucherov got suspended for game 3 against Columbus>throw a hissyfit because I'M DA PRESIDENTS' TROPHY WINNER>get suspended for a critical game>loseMacBitch will be boiling
>EDM vs ANA doesn't start until Day 3Wtf is Gary thinking?
>>154287618script still being worked on, unfortunately
>>154287618Gotta dodge Monday night raw
1st two games have 2:45 between them, next game has 1:45 before the previous one, the next game has 2:30 before the previous onegary...
>>154287618They wanted to give them at least 2 days off like everyone else
Updated playoff tiers:Contenders>Stars>Oilers>Avs>Lightning>Wild>KnightsMeme teams>Sabres>Hurricanes>FlyersSpeed bumps>Bruins>Mammoth>Kings>Ducks>Habs>Sens>Penguins
name a player with a nose ring
>>154287656all gary had to do is start one of the east coast game at 12:00EDT, the other one at 3:00EDT, the mtn/central game at 6:00EDT and the west coast game at 9:00EDT - Let's be real, no one from the fucking west coast WANTS to be up past 10:00 to watch utah/vegas anyways
>>154287730Habs will sweep the lightning frauds screenshot this
>>154287760east coast is all that matters
>>154287571my broons :(
>>154287814Your goons*
>>154287809i meant east coast at the end, but my point still stands. no one out there is watching the late game, except degenerate gambles and people who are in the /hoc/ playoff challenge bracket.
>>154287598JEN
>>154287730My flyies keep rising through the tiers ;-)
canes are gatekeepers I'm afraid
>>154287732I can't
Reminder that if you post "my ____ies :)" you are a faggot and deserve death.
what jersey are you guys wearing to tomorrow's chipotle night?
>>154287903You are such an angry little boy
*cough cough*G-geno, fetch me my heating pad and some prune juice. T-these rambunctious young whippersnappers on Philadelphia are just too much for me, I'm aching all over. Rain's comin', feel it in my hip.
>>154287903my flamesies :)
knights play today bro's also mania knight 2
>>154287957his jockstrap is older than some of those players
Will he find his smile today?
Americans be likeMy blacksies :)
i prefer tom hortons
>>154288034have you ever been to the one in maine?
>>154288004tftp
Canadians be like lol anyone wanna go have hot gay sex in my igloo?
MacKumbo knew...
>>154288084Holy based maple bussy
Something I just read says you have a .39% chance of nothing correct on your bracket.
igloos are cool by why didn't/do the inuits simply travel south?
>>154288099After what we saw last night, I don't think them having crosby would have mattered all that much. Bro is WASHED.
>>154288163>cool by whycool *but why
>>154288084I think the tragically hip sang about this
staying up late for my habs
>>154288270For me, it's Phantom Power
I really, really hate playoff tourists who switch teams every spring and act like lifelongs despite following the sport for three months and have never watched a full game
>>154288339Stop being so anti semetic
LAY IT OOOOON THE LIIIIIIINE
>>154288339The Dabres bandwagon is open and accepting everyone! Even you, grumpy/
>>154288379based Triumph enthusiast
>>154288339I get to choose whoever I want because >my team hasn't made the playoffs in seven years.
>>154288404that movie really was just jerkoff material for my generation. so many hotties.
>>154285680Plan the collage
>>154288436That sucks, breh. Keep the faith. It feels fucking awesome when they win again.
>>154288404>>154288436This does not include hatewatchers, I meant people who watch NBA and then hop on to /hoc/ talking shit about how "my team is gonna win ur team" just because it's playoffs and trendy. Yes I gatekeep.As for dabres, people who follow hockey are allowed freely to support them, it's a different thing
>>154287957Crosby bros...I've never seen him play like last night. He looked completely cooked. This young Flyers team is scary. I think Martone and Michkov may be the new Malkin and Crosby....
>>154288568Yeah, there's something particularly irritating about hockey tourists over other sports.Maybe because the sport is relatively niche so it's much more often they say something retarded and uninformed.
>>154288568>Based Finn is basedI hope you get to touch the Cup when Jarmo brings it home.
>>154288339you retards do this every other year with the canes and avs or whoever has more finns at the time
first raw after mania is always based
raw's on tomorrow bro hell yeah
Why are nu-fans so obsessed with bringing back the painted logo?
>>154288701I picture them being the type who google "NHL teams with the brightest future" and picking their team and only showing up for playoffs
>>154288675His knee is gone. He's taped up to at least a quarter inch thickness and cortisol shots under his kneecap.
>>154288831Because it's actually nice to see instead of "BET YOUR RIGHT TESTICLE ON KALSHI NOW FOR THE RANGERS TO WIN GAVIN MCKENNA"
>>154288831Pretending to love traditions from before their time is how they attempt to gain cred/izzat
>>154288806back in...the day, it was the only way I knew what happened, because they would show it, but only stills and then I would see the rock or stone cold or whoever was the champ now. PPV was a weird thing back then.
>>154288905I watch the hockey game. I'm not reading the ads
>>154288831I don't know anyone who has opinions about this one way or another, NBA fans do but their old designs were Actually Good
>>154288792Some are like that yes, I personally know a guy who has supported preds/pens/chicago/vegas/caps in the span of 10 years. I also know a dude who only supports stars/kitties/canes because finns.On the other hand I also have a few bros who are lifelong fans of only one team. You need to make a distinction between an individual and a nationality. And yes, the dudes I mentioned first are bandwagoners.
GOSARBES!
>>154288905>Bet>KalshiNuh uh sweaty, it's a PREDICTION MARKET not gambling. You "TRADE" on "STOCK" so teenagers can get hooked on gambling before they hit the legal age.
I would have asked the tradcath PWHL player about the Pope and JD Vance
>>154288977>Goat Head jerseysNo thank you
>>154288997
PLOFFS!!!!!!
>>154288993>hyphenated nameyou just know she is a real bitch cunt.
>>154288293Want some coffee?
>>154288977Mid 90s and 80s Sabres kit is a top 4 of all time
>Contenders>>Stars
Mon Habitants :)
>>154289113Forgot to swap image
drop the puck already
>>154289134>>154289113Is it the sweaters or the sexy men wearing them?
>>154289122our habitants :)
>>154289134every season they should slightly change the blue without saying anything
>>154289113This is #1
all this jersey talk makes me want to buy a new flyers jersey (Martone) to accompany my old Timonen jersey :/
>>154289229Canucks jerseys used to be kino
>Hey NHL, can you please stop making money please? It wasn't like this in the 90s!
>>154289249Wait until Martone gets the C
>>154289374Couturier is locked until 2030 and Konecny until 2034...
Gary should start handing out plushies to the losing team
>>154285230Based. For me it's the classic and hearts.
what did you learn at church today /hoc/?
>>154285279There's no ball in hockey
>>154289466>church
>>154289322Gary finna have a conniption fit over that tweet.
I like how the youth is irredeemably corrupted by the Rothschilds
>>154289322The NHL can't make money elsewhere?
>>154289466An old guy had his Baptism, Confirmation, and First Communion it was kino
>>154289249Only buy it if they actually beat the pens
>>154289632it will have zero effect on that, flyers will win anyways :D
I think this might actually be the year of the Mild. I don't see Dallas giving them much trouble and Avs are the most overrated team in the league.
>Actually, my analytics say we didn't lose!Was it cope?
>>154289462when you get the cravings for sips the original is the best
>>154289686Very good call svenfren. I dont recall seeing swedish wild fans
>>154289322>noticing adsCouldn't be me
>>154289687Analytics are great because they can say anything you want them to say
Hopefully today’s games will be better. Feels like I wasted my Saturday.
>>154289723Dubas bros...
>>154288461I love Amanda so much
>>154289706He's a softpusy, he's not a Wild fan.
Remember when Gordon Bombay worked on a farm all those years?
>>154289709we are all Charlie Kirk, bros
>>154289776Mighty ducks 2 is miles better than the first one
>>154289749the only good role she had was playing a retard in mean girls she was also the ugliest mean girl by far
>>154289797It is its own masterpiece for different reason. This is a distraction. This is a fire-in-a-barrel. This is a distraction in a fire-in-a-barrel. Any questions?
the avs insist upon themselves
Got my mountain dew chilling and I'm ready for puck drop drop
>>154289883I have a birch beer waiting
>>154289883>Got my mountain dew chillingdid you buy it warm? that was a dumb thing to do
>>154289811She has been in almost exclusively terrible movies.
>>154289696The Crispy Gold ones with seasalt are good too. They are kettle fried so more crunchy.
>>154289905You just know.
>>154289892Yeah well it was a 30 rack I bought last August
>>154289883Wish they still sold them in my nearest store
>Forsberg (W) vs Wedgewood (L)>Dobes (L) vs Vasilevskiy (W)>(((Swayman))) (L) vs Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen (W)>Vejmelka (L) vs Hart (W).
Blessed be Gary, who gifts us early ploffs games.
>>154289953>canned sodaI hope you don't watch the mythbusters episode about rat piss all over soda cans.
>>154289996Qrd?
>>154290010just messing around, they did a test on 100-something randomly purchased sodas and found zero traces of rat piss, just an urban myth. Then again, that was filmed 20 years ago, so...
>>154290042>he doesn't disinfect everything he buys ngmi
puck drop SCHEDULED for the the top of the hour, jk, it's now 10 minutes later tee hee hee! Fuckin' gary.
>>154290097wild-stars was 25 minutes delayed
>>154290073>he lives in the third world and has to disinfect everythingkek. what IS an immune system anyways?
>>154289983>american goaltending
>>154290097God damn I miss iihf scheduling.
>>154290123
>Here are those young kids I was telling you about
>>154290122i have germaphobia, you insensitive prick
>>154290158>sid the uncDoesn't fly off the tongue as easy.
>>154290144
>>154289940I just know what
>>15429015840-ish years of NHL experience btw
>Michael Misa going to F1 race instead of the world championshipsDon't get your 2030 Olympic hopes up kid
>>154290190what? malkin only has 20 years
>>154290207retard
>>154290158These playoffs could be the end of people pretending Crosby is a top 10 player in the league
>>154290171>i'm afraid of little tiny creatures I can't even see.grim
>>154290211????is this an inside joke or something
guise when is canacuck elimination day I need to mark my calendar?
>>154290237letang. retard.
Letang fuckin sucks so bad
>>154290251hes only been in 18 years. hes not even 40, how could he have 40 years of nhl experience?
>>15429027040-ish retard. My fuck Americans are morons.
>>154290158any team would kiss to have crosby on their roster
>>154290201Tbh Misa wouldn't have an olympic spot anyway
>>154290282HOW THE FUCK IS 18 EQUAL TO 40-ISH?????
> Carey Price and Cindy Crysby Attempted NHL Comebacks This Season
>>154290285kill* fuck
>>154290285kiss what?
Why are my avies winning it all?
>>154290285Kiss this dick maybe
>>154290293+
>>154290293just kys. put some chlorine in your gene pool.
>>154290304>>154290309meant kill
>>154290293He must mean their combined NHL-experienced and in that case it would be 60. He seems retarded though, no normal person has a thoughtprocess like that
>>154290307They have faith of the heart
>>154290201Misa been clumsy, yousa might say Misa been banished
my avies :)
>>154290307To grow the game to people like you
>Crosby could have forced a trade to COL last summer>Instead he's stinking it up against his arch-rival in the 1st roundSad to see him go out like this
>>154290320>in that case it would be 60No. Retard. It's 40. Now you are counting crosby when the webm only had Malkin and Letang in it. My fuck are Finns retarded too.
>>154290314>sir, your bill is $18>ok, heres $20>sir, youre $22 short
>my softpoooooooosays :)))))))))))))))))))))))
World cup tickets are like $800 at the cheapest, good think I couldn't care less about divegrass
>>154290344ok but why the fuck are you adding them together? how is that sum meaningful in any way? if me and 9 other guys work somewhere for a year, do we say "we have worked here for 10 years!" of course not you idiot
drop the puck, gary!
uh oh mildcuck is drunk
>>154285161every cup is the end result of ref bias
>storsHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GKG
mildcuck is my friendhe fights for freedom
The puck has not dropped.
>>154290285He’s a good locker room presence but he’s washed
Funny how apehoop gets a google doodle but never hockey, will Gary sue for discrimination?
Dwayne Jetski is shitfaced as usual!
were the fuck is the game gayryy!?
I'm not falling for it but I do wish I had a wild jersey
>>154290392Mildcuck? The fan of the most dominant team in the playoffs so far?
hope my nigga Jihadri pops off!
Man these ladypuckers would get rocked by my Kitchener Raggies
>>154290472I wipe my ASS with a wild jersey!
>>154290383they both fucked up on the play dipshit.
>>154290434
>>154290471It’s coming out of the oven, Pekka
>>154290499me on the left a weak bitch on the right
was that Tyson Barrie?
New content just dropped, and no, I only just started drinking today.
Can we organize some Yes Kings rallies?
>>154290498i know, my point is that "combined experience" is meaningless corporate jargon used impress idiots like you
Brady should fight again
>>154290521
>even the anthem singer is a numalei mean come on now
>>154290559I went to a no kings rally with a Kings jersey and a sign that said go kings go
>>154290587Did you see a single person under the age of 50 there? Kings have an elderly fanbase
fuck yo ramparts nigguh
Amanda's arms looking a little chubby but she can get itShe's a pro with the mic switch there too
kings in 4screencap this
She's got some shit on her arm
will gary bring back that geriatric korean choir this year?
Whats the statistics for who is cup winner
Finally hockey
>>154290610if this happens I will stream shoving a puck up my ass or my name is not Pekka
>chavs didn't score yetIt's over, Kangs won
Ball arena starting to get up there in age.
NO KINGSOKINGS
>>154290601Not many
rather smoky
>>154289992One day Gary will also learn to write the puck drop time on the schedule. Maybe.
>Anniversary logo at center iceSoulless
i'm gonna have to support my kongsfrens and habsfrens tonight. hello everybody! :D
turning the game on bros
>>154290636Post birth certificate.
>>154290564no dummy, it two players. 40 years of experience total. you think they would know not to try a dump pass in front of their empty net.
>>154290577No consequential thoughts in that head of his, only violence.
dubs and helenius will murder bitchkinnon on ice
that finn always has good pepes, how does he do it
SSCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
The nordiques were a better team.
Does having a goaltender with the last name Forsberg seem weird in Sweden too?
>Kings are getting steamrolledThis series is already over
The Kings are in real trouble if this goes to the shootout
>Avs haven't scored yetWhat's going on?
You now remember the last time the Kings played the president's trophy winner in the playoffs
>>154290730>does having a goalie with the same name as a player that the team I started watching 3 years ago had 20 years ago?kys zoomie
>>154290726Gary didn't think so
>>154290714apustaja is a finnish invention fren we have tens of thousands of secret material
Anyone else's feed look like this?
>no call on clear interferenceGary. We get it. You want the softpusys to win.
>>154290702>no dummy, it two players. 40 years of experience total.dude. i understand this concept. im saying it doesnt fucking matter. older players do stupid shit all the time because theyre slow and gay. did you watch marchand in the olympics? all his experience didnt fucking help him, did it?
Since when is Kadri back on the Avs?!
>>154290760Not taking the bait
>>154290775fuck I loved that game
Obvious interference
yeah la has no chance. my bracket looking good so far
>>154290785So what's YOUR point? Next time don't bother replying.
>>154290787trade deadline acqusition
>>154290775i wonder if syndicate FPS is any good, i had syndicate wars as a kid
reminder that the assvs only have 5 decent players on the team.
If anyone is looking for a free stream, I found one. Yes it works.https://strikeout.im/nhl/1/colorado-avalanche-vs-los-angeles-kings-stream
>>154290811I JUST FUCKING SAID MY POINT YOU FUCKING RETARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
did bednar get cte from taking that puck to his dome?
Will mackinnon kill himself if they lose to kongs?
>>154290678Hello Pekka :D
>>154290850What do you mean dude? Bro. You make no sense.
We're not seeing the high intensity nail biting games that we are entitled to
>copey mention on tv
What are the Kings trying to accomplish?>Not a contender>Not an amazing roster>Not rebuilding
>>154290860Probably. They have the Presidents Trophy curse though
>>154290809>yeah la has no chance. my bracket looking good so far>I gave the kings 2 games against the avswhat was I thinking>>154290833>i wonder if syndicate FPS is any good, i had syndicate wars as a kidaverage campaignsparse storygood gameplayreally good co-op (at least for the time, idk if it holds up, or if you can even find teammates now)cool vibefascinating but sparse worldbuildingif you like the vibe from the trailers, go for itvibe and worldbuilding are the strongest things that it has going for it
>>154290885Ensuring the president's trophy winners get embarrassed two years in a row.
>>154290885ride the Kopitar train into the sunset
>>154290885Sell some playoff tickets. Claim they are "almost there" and sell season seats that they are raising prices on.
i NEED a finnish femboy
>>154290879Last night was good
I'll root for hasbs until the first ole ole ole.
>>154290885Ride loser points into playoff revenue
Armia & Helenius vs Lehkonen & KivirantaNot looking good for the kings, all they got is to defend and hope for few goals
Avs will score in the first 30 seconds of the powerplay.
This game fuckin sucks, but that's what I expect from the western conference
whoever wins this round is getting raped in the next round. 10 minutes in and they are already beating the fuck out of each other
>>154290775And now it's the opposite, dark like we're in SJ
>>154290934>Avs will score>the powerplay.
Shorthanded in 1 minute
>>154290902>>154290915Sounds like my Flyers
Yawn. Well that was a fun 10 minutes gary. Thanks! Now the game will turn into the shit product we all knew it was going to be.
>>154290938I don't have faith in nathan. I watched the olympics.
if i ever become the pol pot of canada, i'd leave the country if you're in the tv commercial business, just sayin
That stick was already broken he barely tapped it
slop pp vs slop pk
>>154290885Kopitar's last season. They were in a rebuild from 2019 to 2021 and drafted busts like Turcette, Byfield, Kalyiev Helenius and Björnfot then they decided to fuck that rebuild to be a mid team and traded away Faber and picks.
>>154290959Philly will sweep Shitsburgh
>>154290969>landeskum is cheatingshocker.
>>154290934Retard
>Nathan MacKinnon>Martin Necas>Cale Makar>President's Trophy winner>Highest scoring team in the league>Their powerplay sucksCan any hockey fans ELI5 how this is possible?
So glad I got this cracked Fire Stick. I can't handle watching the TSN feed anymore
>>154290984Retard
THIS is your Stanley Cup favorite?
>>154290999They’re frauds and checked
>>154290984>Philly will win a round against a retirement home teamWow, what an accomplishment!
Why is Landeskog allowed to play with his bionic knees? They wouldn't even let that blade runner guy run in the olympics
>soft pusy>soft ppkek
I wish I cheered for a good team...
>>154291012Nobody thinks the aves are favorites
>>154290965You're a pathetic dumb zoomturd lol you are all talk zero action
Zegras is a soft spoken bitch with a pussy full of shit
new>>154291070
I like Trevor Zergas :)
>>154290999>be mackinnon on the PP>shoot puck>it goes out of the zone>free clear for the PKHe did this shit on the gold medal 5x3 and it made me so mad.
>>154290144where is hellecuck in these playoffs?
>>154291099Biggest fraud of all time
>>154291019>poster who thought the pens would win 24hrs ago
>>154291119>beaner can't into bo7
Uh oh, the beanie babies are crying again.
