>>154290096Spam thread jannies kill it
reply here with your apologies
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I think they played well today and what let us down was the fucking useless attack. Odegaard more often than not plays super basic short passes. Havertz is not reliable in any sense. Eze has the right idea but it doesn't work out often. As for shartinelli, drossard, maduake etc they are hopeless. Absolutely hopeless. The attack consistently lets the team down. They were let off the leash and had various great chances and didn't take any of them. It really should not have been a loss at all. I hope Arteta sees this clear as day.
this is the thread
The next month finna be lit senpai
>>154290096GET BACK IN YOUR REAL THREAD, QUCKS!
>arse anal
>>154290096Shit club and you even don't even live in North London.
ALL REAL ARSEWOGS REPORT FOR DUTYCOPIUM CANNONS AT THE READY!!!
Still massive favourites according to "super computer". Probably has to do with most of city's fixtures being against teams fighting for europe.
>>154290189The most overhyped game of the season. It was never going to come down to this match.
>>154290151Odegaard can't be relied on when he's been out witn injury for longer than he's been fit for like 2 seasons now. It's a shame because he's a good player but 3 random contact injuries on the bounce has finished him. When you get to that point you should just get rid of the player.
>>154290189>Bringing out the Optalmao. The players are mentally in pieces, City will thump Burnley then it's all level. Arsenal will 100% drop points against one of Newcastle, West Ham, Palace.
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>>154290227100%. He's a arteta loyal, you can see that clearly. That's why he is clinging to him. After this season ends a clear out is in order. They need to sign clinical attacking players. True predators.
>>154290228>Drop points against West Ham>Keep Spurs in relegation zone
look at this dood
>>154290215Nice cope, but it does come down to this match. Now Arsenal has no margin of error left in the league and they still have the CL to compete in, while City doesn't.Combine that with Arsenal's history of being mental midgets, and it paints a very clear picture. It's over. The only question is how long will the agony last.
>>154288581arsebros we're in hereABAs stay itt
REMINDER TO ARSENAL POSTERS:Do not respond to bait or non arsenal fans. This isn't /epl/. These little troll losers just want a dopamine hit. Ignore and engage with arsenal posters. Filter flags for the rest of the day.
WHERE IS SAKA
>rodri out for a few weeks with a groin injury the league is ours!
Genuinely feel like shit.
Reach thine own conclusions
Predicting the end of the gooners (wankers) season:UCLAtletico 2-1 ArsenalArsenal 1-2 Atletico PLArsenal 1-1 NewcastleArsenal 2-0 FulhamWest Ham 1-0 ArsenalArsenal 3-0 BurnleyArsenal 2-2 Crystal PalaceTrophies: 0Heads are gone!
arsegroids bunkering downYOUR TEARS TASTE DELICIOUS
>>154290367It's not over at all. Would have been nice to put the work in today but it wasn't to be. They played way better than we were expecting. Still in the champions league, I think they'll definitely reach the final. Got a good run of games coming. They open up with this type of performance against say, Newcastle, it's a solid win. And newcastle are probably the toughest of opponents left. This just makes it even more entertaining.
>>154290369>Abril :DDDDDDD
>>154290215Well yeah but we did that ourselves by having a good start to the season. The point is to win all games to the end of the season and we still win the league. City have way more potential banana skins simply because they face better teams. It really isn't over yet.
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>>154290448Well yeah but Arsenal lost to Southampton like 2 weeks ago
>>154290448It's like an F1 pitstop. We've had our late season pitstop. Nice and fast, fresh tyres and a top up of the tank. City are finishing on worn scorching mediums. Ours for the taking still. And we have less games to go so less opportunity to slip. 4 games now. That is all.
>>154290448>City have way more potential banana skins simply because they face better teamsCity can afford to draw with both Brentford and Everton because Arsenal will 100% drop points between now and the end of the season. What other club could lose a crunch game and have their fans (who think 2017 is retro) just assume they'll win every game.
>>154290517How will this effect the shirt sales?
NEARLY NEARLY MEN EVER MAN WANTS TO BE A NEARLY NEARLY MAN
>>154290549Different cup and different mentality. We also beat sporting 2 weeks ago at their ground where they've won the last 17 games since August last year.>>154290584I think every team has a dip at some point, ours has come now with 2 losses being in other competitions and 2 in the league. The players need to pattern themselves with this wake up call. City had their run of losses earlier on. >>154290600If City draw two of the remaining games they definitely won't win the league. I don't think anyone thinks any team can afford 2 draws at this point. They barely scraped through today against an arsenal team who are out of form and injury riddled. In another dimension ezes shot hits 2cm to the right of the post and bounces in. But it is what it is.
>In another dimension ezes shot hits 2cm to the right of the post and bounces inWhat the fuck am I reading? It's like reddit except gayer if that was even possible.
>>154290686>If City draw two of the remaining games they definitely won't win the league. I don't think anyone thinks any team can afford 2 draws at this point.The thing is there's this >>154290382Pep knows how to win at the end of the season, Arteta does not.
2nd for Arteta
>>154290369Man City are yet to play:Everton away (fighting for UEL)Brentford at home (fighting for UEL)Bournemouth away (fighting for UEL)Aston Villa at home (fighting for UCL)On a side note I remember this same thing happening like 2 or 3 times this season and city end up dropping points a week later. I don't have any faith in city this season just based on precedent.
>>154290686Yes I remember that. Beating Sporting Lisbon in a slurper thanks to an injury time Kai Shitvertz winner, Arsenal's only victory in the last month, should set them up nicely to win all of their remaining Premier League games
>>154290800Good thing that in the absolute worst case scenario with one game left in april we could be level on points with city going into may. So sure his record is shit but at least he had a better record in all the other months.
>>154290861You mean apart from months when they hand out premier league medals?
Tottenham's Harry Kane is going to win the Champions League before Arsenal
>>154290875The point is even if we lose all the games this month city still won't be ahead on points.
>>154290880Bro left spurs and they got relegated. Even when guys like henry left it was never that bad at Arsenal.
>>154290890It's like you've learned nothing from 6 years of choking.
>>154290913It's like I can do basic maths. The league doesn't end in April.
>>154290929It does if you are arsenalLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>154290929Do not engage with the dopamine starved losers
>>154290947Damn, didn't realise you can win the league being 3 points behind
>no Lee Judges rantlame
>>154290910Great move for Henry that. You don't win Champions League titles with Kai Havertz. Same with Van Persie, after awhile players just have enough of Arsenal and want to win. There will be repercussions for not winning this year.
>tfw merino is already back on the training pitch after long ass surgery and rehab before saka and timber who've been out for 4 weeks now
>>154290979>>You don't win Champions League titles with Kai HavertzBut Kai scored the winning goal for Chelsea in the 2021 CL final.
>>154290979You don't win them with spurs either and certainly not when they're in the championship lol. In fact you don't win anything with spurs lmao. Henry at least won 2 leagues with arsenal.
THE JOBTUPLE
Some insider/poscaster is claiming saka is out for the season
>>154290968You didn't learn from the past 5 times you were top of the league and choked? Damn.
>>154290989It will be interesting to see what he adds when he's back. Could be huge to be honest.
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>>154291034Good. He's useless this season. Someone else with flair can take his place even if they too are shite.
>>154291001Torres scored to put Chelsea in the final. He was completely washed after Liverpool. Point is you can look at Bayern and say this is a squad with big characters, winners. Can't say the same about Arsenal. Too much of the nearly made it to them.
>>154291034around here he's known as Sucka
Eze is laughing too much. When he's fouled and doesn't get a free kick he stand there being a mong instead of getting back into the game. When he misses he giggle or smiles. Really hate his attitude.
>ArseSECOND AGAIN OLE OLE
>>154291111I agree. Feels like the kind of player Arteta kicked out of the team when he first arrived.
Second? Again??
>>154290096the Dortmund of England
AND DONTCHA THINK ITS A CRIMESPENT A £BILLION AND WHYJUST TO LIVE IN THE BOTTLE
Gary neville has a point. Desperately needed timber and calafiori today because the dynamism of the game doesn't favour the stiff centere back style of mosquera and hincapie. Conversely their fullback ended up being the difference maker. Injuries always hit at the absolute worst time imaginable.
>>154291056Another missing player who we really needed. The worst part is, he could come back and be completely finished as a player because of the injury. Like white or odegaard. Even if he isn't finished it'll still take him a couple of weeks to get going so he's basically useless this season.
>>154291181ole ole
>>154291227Hincapie has shown previously he can be very attacking an dynamic. Really impressive player when he plays like that. I don't think he was bad today. He didn't go so far forward and maybe that's the plan. City exploit the wings a lot and you HAVE to have someone there. That's why when they were chasing the game White came on because then they've got a more attacking threat, and then he was repeatedly exploited the time he was on. A whole game of that and they'd be fucked, would have conceded at least 1 extra goal. In reality, they didn't need the dynamic wingbacks as much as they needed clinical attacking players. This game was very balanced but city finished their chances when they came. Havertz should have gotten at least 3 today.
What does he do?
>>154291289Super sub you're saying? Dude is going to take gyokeres' job.
>>154290880'5 kvara'17 Dembele'45 Umpacano (OG)'77 Dembele (2)'86 Dembele (30)
I OFFERED YOU CONSOLATIONI WAS SPURNED.SOON, YOU WILL BE SECOND AND STILL POOR.
>>154291310He can't do the inverted fullback shit calafiori or timber can. Today an inverted fullback won city the game. Hincapie will be good against atletico which will be a game of long balls and very physical.
>>154291227>Gary neville has a pointStopped reading
>>154291410Who was their IWB? Reilly?
>>154291425First stream I watched with him and another dude. Both sounded gutted every time city didn't score or arsenal moved forward. Disgusting rats.
>I will troll le fans in epic style xDDD>le troll face top zozzle xDDSo cringe
Second again OLE OLE https://x.com/barlowjacob/status/2045927104269742425?s=46
>>154291435Yeah. Assist for the 2nd goal. Mosquera or hincapie aren't making those runs because they're a different profile of player.
>>154290429I forgot this meme existed
>>154291111>>154291170>laughing policeactual mongs
>>154291629>He calls himself a fan like he's a fan of Sabrina CarpenterThat's the difference between supporters of real clubs and "fans" of Arsenal. Customers would be a better term for you.
Multiple times I counted city had 5 across the backing in defence. Rice is right about that. Every team they play defends with at least 5. But that doesn't take away the missed chances. Many teams set up like that now. It's on the team to be direct and bury the chances. Really they have no excuses. >>154291673He was absolutely brilliant to be fair. The directness was brilliant.
>hehe I just trolled him let epic style xDDD>gotcha! xDDDImagine being so dopamine starved
What a boost it must be to win your domestic league in mid April ahead of the Champions League semi final. No distractions. Now for the treble.
>>154291214Would you have taken 3 points ahead with 5 matches left of City with 6 matches to play and in the semis of the CL against Atletico Madrid at the beginning of the season? No question it's a yes for me.
>>154291840Okay but this is an arsenal thread so what does it have to do with arsenal? Oh nothing? Yeah, off you go then take your slippery cucumbers with you.
>>154291878You're right it has nothing to do with Arsenal because Bayern will be playing in the champions league final.
I wish instead of flags on /sp/ you had the team you support. Because all these rotten nobody supporters would go silent. Acting like they're city or psg fans. I guarantee they're liverpool, brentford and poocastle fans.
As they say, the hope is what really kills you. I already knew this result for weeks, so I'm not disappointed.I expected full on 0-0 terrorball plan into everything crumbling down, but the team actually tried to play out. If >we lost is because they were simply better, and to some degree you need to accept it, and it is better than losing due to full cowardice.Still Arteta OUT tho.
>>154291891Yeah so off you go and take your trailer of slippery cuces with you bud.
Remember how bright the future looked for the club during the 2021/22 season. Without spending much money, Arteta had the team leading the league right up until the end.He has ruined all of that goodwill. Over a billion spent and the team is weaker than before and playing much worse football.
>>154291919Great post. After the final minutes I also concluded they were better. Our attack failed miserably with good chances. It would haven't been a different result because the quality wasn't there.
>>154291916Hiro should charge you £10 to display the Arsenal badge, you mongs would pay it.
>>154290686Your "beat sporting CP" trophy is in the post and should be arriving shortly
>>1542918442nd is just first among losersArteta's spent, a lot, with very little actual result to show for it. He's got the monkey on his back now and needs silverware or he's done, regardless how many more consolation prizes he gathers.
>>154291034hopefully misses the world cup too
>>154290215Your players are all mindraped from the last 3 seasons, you are fucked.HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Some fannies here. City looked shit today. They still have the same weaknesses that we didn't exploit but other teams can and will. Best I've seen an arsenal team play at the etihad in ages too.
>>154290096HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>154291974because of the boriswavebecause the Queen diedbecause of Putin's illegal invasion of Ukraine that affected are Zinnybecause of the UK government's failed Rwanda schemebecause the Fifa games changed to EA FC
>>154292041Oilers FC must win something this year or revoltMartin Zubimendi - £51 millionEberechi Eze - £67.5 millionViktor Gyokeres - £55 millionDeclan Rice - £100 millionNoni Madueke - £50 millionCristhian Mosquera - £10 millionRiccardo Calafiori - £35 millionDavid Raya - £27 millionMikel Merino - £30 millionKai Havertz - £65 millionJurrien Timber - £38 million
You're 4 points better off than at this stage last season. That's progress lads!
>>154292264Spent less than spurs and are competing for leagues while they're fighting relegation. Levels to this game.
>>154292301Arsenal have the second highest net spend in the last 5 seasons. Only Man Utd spent more.
>>154292379Spurs have spent more since arteta took over.
globohomo lost today
>>154291919I'm still 90% confident in winning the league but i always expected us to lose today considering form and injuries. Even if we don't, oh well. At least we're not fighting in the championship.
>>154292454Dave won.
>>154292420yeah, and when was the last time they won a European trophy to show for it?>ohno, wait..
what does Sharteta have against Max Divemong?
These cultists really are delusional
>>154292511Spurs won the champions league? I think you're confusing champions league with championship. And spurs probably won't even win that next season lol.
>>154291628Bin him off from the England team, so many wingers of this "profile" peak 18 to 22. England need to get rid of Arsenal players ahead of the World Cup. We need winners in there, the Kanes, the Bellinghams, not your Saka and your Madueke.
Thierry Henry on Eric Garcia vs Kusanov situation:“Look, I’ve always said consistency is all we ask for. That’s it. Not favours, not bias… just consistency.I watched the situation with FC Barcelona against Atlético Madrid, and for me, the decision to send off Eric García for that minimal contact as the last man was incredibly harsh. Very, very harsh. Those are the kinds of moments that change games completely.Then on the game tonight I see a similar situation with Kusanov… and nothing is given. No red card, no big decision, play goes on.Now I have to ask what are we doing here?Because if that’s a foul, then fine… but it has to be a foul everywhere. And if it’s not a foul tonight, then it wasn’t a foul before. Simple as that. You can’t apply different interpretations of the same rule depending on the badge or the occasion.For me? Is it a foul? No. Absolutely not. It’s a contact sport. These things happen. But that’s exactly why I’m saying FC Barcelona were hard done by. If you’re not giving it here, you should never have given it there.Unless, of course, the rules have suddenly changed overnight… which I don’t think they have.Barcelona didn’t deserve that decision, and moments like that, at that level, they matter more than people realise.”
>>154292677Crocodile tears from the guy who handled the ball into the net.
>>154292560Too young
>>154292498>I'm still 90% confident in winning the leagueReally? I mean, they have to win one more game than >us, but even at level playing field that's only a slight advantage.Realistically, it all comes down to who drops less points, I wouldn't trust Arsenal with that. The CL becomes a liability at this point.
>>154292583Would this be the Bargaining stage?
Taking their respective fixtures into account, what are the unironic odds Man City takes it?
>>154292761>The CL becomes a liability at this point.Eternal Cope think they're winning that as well
>>154292788Goes to the last day, City win it on goal difference with a goal in the 92nd minute.
>>1542927881/7
>>154292761They have the much harder fixtures and are still behind let's not forget. I didnt expect us to win but I didnt expect us to go up a level either like they showed today. Keeping in mind this is the out of form injury riddled arsenal team vs the concensus in form and all dominant city team. They got their luck today but I've seen this earlier in the season where city will get a lucky win then lose or draw the week after. They're not a convincing team. Saying this with the neutral hat on not the pessimistic arsenal hat on.
>>154292788picrel, which means for every £10 you bet on Arsenal, you lose £10.
>arselel
PSG and Barca fans on X are going crazy over that Khusanov challenge. The world cup is going to be a disaster if the officials can't decide on what is or isn't a punishable offence.
>>154292941I agree with what you say, but saying it is a 90% chance to Arsenal is just insanity.
>>154293073https://x.com/i/status/2045906358646513714
>>154292511claiming a team is better because they won the europa league (and in relegation) vs a team fighting for CLs (and league titles) is the most braindead take
Bossed by Rodri and Bernardo Silva again award
>>154293127>spurs logic
>>15429308690% chance. I said what I said.
>ITS NOT OVERokay bro…
;_;
>>154293127>claiming a team is betterI didn't tho?Spurs are a mess, but I think they'll still manage to cling on to their spot in the Prem crab bucket. The point being more, winning stuff occasionally goes a long way. Sacking Ange doesn't look so smart when they'd bite your hand off for 17th now.The problem with Arteta, he doesn't win. He can't get it over the line. He don't have that dawg in him, and Win ain't helping. And all this gimmicky shit, it gets old without a trophy to show for it. He started on lightbulbs, we're on fires now - what's next, bring in a hand grenade?Does Pep need all this horseshit? No. Pep just wins stuff.
>>154290096>tfw humbled
>>154293309Sounds like a bit of a fraud if he's struggling against a guy who's only been manager for like 5 years in his entire career.
>>154293295Other than the goal, this shot, and Kai/Fraudegaard's spectacular fuck up, did >we actually trouble Donnarumma at all? I'm trying to think and I can't remember a single time when Donnarumma looked uncomfortable. Even during the corners. I don't know how many shots >we had or what the xG was but the amount of times >we had good chances and >we just completely squandered them is so fucking annoying. Always one touch too many, not strong enough, passing when they should have shot, shooting when they should have passed, not even getting it on target, not passing quickly enough, not shooting quickly enough, not exploiting spaces, not forcing mistakes, whatever. How the fuck can >we be so fucking monumentally shit at attacking but also somehow score 100 something goals? It makes no sense. It's like every single player has forgotten what to actually do to score a goal. Decision making has simply vanished. You can't even call it poor decision making. It's like there simply was no decision even made. It's astonishing how bad >we are at it.
>>154293528Could say the same about raya too. There was very little goal mouth action but arsenal had the far better chances albeit wasted chances.
>>154293556>Could say the same about raya too. True but I think >we had about the same amount of chances really. I think they hit the post once or twice and >we did the same iirc. Difference being they are just better at scoring goals. I will say, the longer the season goes on, the more disappointed I am with >our supposed POTS players. Raya, Gabriel, Rice, Zubi (lmao), all just look worse and worse with each passing game. Which is kinda to be expected in some sense, I suppose, but still. It wasn't even that bad of a game either, all things considered. But that makes all the previous games where >we dropped points look even worse by comparison. That's also a bit unfair cause of injuries and availability and all that but I feel like >we just played a bit more faster today which in itself made a world of difference. Why couldn't we do the same against so many other teams, man?
>>154293556Actually, looking back, I think Raya had far more trouble during the corners than Donnarumma. I think there were a couple of corners where they just fluffed the very last kick. So I'd say Raya was troubled more overall.
>>154293677Raya won the ball on most corners with a punch away. Speaking of corners the set piece fc threat has fizzled away.
>>154291986uhh I think there's going to be a playoff for that one, Benfica just beat them too
wheres the retard who replied to me with >12. point. fucking. gap.hahaha youre such a faggot
>>154293705Seems like clubs have all figured out >our set piece tactics. And Rice's deliveries have been fucking wank lately. I don't know if it's the new tactic to hit the ball way past the goal to someone who has to head it back towards goal so someone else can head it towards the goal but it sure as fuck doesn't look like it's working. Yet another avenue where >we waste time so the other team can be more solid defensively it feels like.
>>154293890Remember when Madookie took one a few months ago and the keeper threw it in his own net? Since then they've all been trying it
>already at the City might drop points to Villa/Brentford/Bournemouth cope stageThese cucks never learn do they.
>>154293944If anything >we're doing the exact opposite of that these days. Madueke's corner was closer to him. Rice's corners are like 2 meters past the far post.
My son wants to go to school in his arsenal shirt tomorrow. How do I explain to him it may not be the best idea while also trying to teach him we're not bitches who stand down?
>>154294087why not send him in his nashville sc jersey. thats a team with a trophy
>>154294087>assna customer>we're not bitcheslad
>>154293962They probably will drop points to them desu. Villa can do the double over city too.
>>154294012It's the same idea, he's aiming for the target so the keeper (who is usually busy tripping over another Arsenal player) has to deal with it. Problem is it completely takes Gabriel and Saliba out of the equation, at best someone gets a knockdown when the corner misses the target.
>arse anal>gooners
I think City will drop points against Everton, Bournemouth and potentially Brentford, but Arsenal will bottle anyway because they wont beat West Ham and Palace
If the league is won on the last day at palace do they do the trophy lift at the palace ground?
>>154294362Yes
>>154294266Hardly any games left. Teams winning it won't be dropping that many point - if any. Those 3 teams are pretty mid tier, a team like citeh shouldn't be losing or drawing against that mediocre quality.
>>154294087Let him wear it. Trial by fire and all that. Hopefully he'll get a stronger mentality than every single dickhead in the club right now
>>154292264fucking insane xD HAHAHAAHAHH ARSEWOGS
Could be worse, could be spurs
>>154290369city got diss 100%
ah shit just see rodri city's golden talismman injured
>>154294887All part of the plan
>>154294887Is he? He walked off fine.
>>154294887Guaranteed to drop more points then
Not sure why AFTV guys are so upbeat about the performances. I thought Arsenal lacked a lot of quality compared to City.
>>154295152Money
>>154290151>gets rid of zinchenko, partay>jesus doesnt start>saka is a walmart arjen robben>martinelli still plays>goals scored goes downnice job idiots
Imagine turning a club into the most hated terrorist-ball team in Europe and STILL not winning any trophy lmao. At least with Wenger you were entertained by the likes of Ozil, Cazorla, Wilshere etc. playing sexy football, now you're just paying out the arse to go endure the most miserable 90 minutes of your life every week
Miguel Artitty, the Paella Pulis, is the reason this team won't win any trophies at the end of this season.0 squad rotations, key players are either not fully fit or running on fumes.Ran Saka to the ground until he's literally at risk of rupturing his ankle tendon after returning from a serious hamstring injury.All that posturing about this being a great season, he can't even rotate his "deep squad" to be better prepared for the springtime run-in.This piece of shit spent the most in player transfers & wages in this club's entire history, for 1x FA Cup during COVID lockdown vs. Frank Lampard's™ transfer embargoed Chelsea.And you clowns support this club.
Using a nice tactic on football manager. Low line counter attack football around bypassing the midfield and stacking players forward. No press. Got some of the best set piece takers and some tall players for deadball goal grinding. Arteta would love it. Boring, risk free but damn effective. Won 11 titles.
Smelly trolls still going? Christ get a fucking life you dull cunts.
>>154295500this pic is enough to make me go suicidal if i was an Arsenal fan
>>15429559411 titles would ruin it for him
>>154295639Top players must leave Arsenal to win major trophies. Their best ever player had to do this.You guys already saw the best possible Arsenal squad the Kroenke's could afford (2023-2025). It's all downhill from here.Saka & Ordegaard are physically deteriorating. Ben White, who complemented those two key players, is a mid-table RB/CB at this point.Trossard is too streaky, he's a ghost in this most important phase of the season.Havertz needs a team build around his link-up traits, he's not a great goal scoring forward. I'd argue this guy doesn't work in the ultra-defensive PL, he has no space to drift around.Gyokeres, Martinelli, Madueke, and Gabriel Jesus are not good enough for a title winning club.Compare all those attackers to Halaand, Doku, Semenyo, and Cherki.>>154295614>'You're trolling if you're critizicing Paella Pulis Artitty.'This is why people hate Arsenal supporters online.
>>154295495Arsenal will win epl this year, citeh gonna drop points soon
>>154295594>counter attackOoh, that's too risky m8. Arteta would never. The second a counter is on, the players would all prioritise passing the ball backwards so every single player on the other team can leisurely jog back to defend and every single player on their team can also defend just in case they lose possession.
>>154290979>You don't win Champions League titles with Kai Havertz.That's where you're wrong kiddo
Arsenal wasted their transfer fund buying another Chelsea Reject™ in Madueke in the summer instead of giving more playing time to Nwaneri.This also would've given Arsenal the funds to push for boyhood Arsenal fan Semenyo during the past January transfer window.
>>154296072>win titles with Giroud and Havertz
>>154296100and Fabregas. Ironic isnt it.
You're fucking coping if you think Man City will drop points while we won't.The ruthless Man City are back. They had a dip last year with Pep's divorce and Rodri's injury but they're fucking back now. They'll win every game till they've mathematically won the title, we've seen this many times before.Also>thinking this defend-first fine margins football team will beat Man City by GDlol lmao even
why did you guys choose to suffer?you could have been Tottenham fans, at least they are grounded on their expectations
My opinion is if Arsenal fans are happy with this style of play as long as it bring you trophies you need to sack Arteta now and either hire Jose, Conte or Simeone. Any of those 3 will win you titles with these players and that style of play. The Basque David Brent will win you nothing
>>154296095I don't think semen yo is very good desu. He was bang average today and was also average in city's last few games including the CL
>>154296257Definitely better than madukek
>>154296095Arteta's obsession with Chelsea rejects needs to be explored more. I can't think of any other club he buys rejects from. Trossard is arguably the only one I can think of and that was because of his personality and not his footballing ability. Ødegaard was a Madrid reject but quite beloved in Sociedad iirc but he was still a Madrid player I think so maybe he counts as well? Are there any other? >>154296257Bang average would probably be about 5 times better than what anyone on the right wing has been all season long. Even including last season.
what went wrong?
>>154295131City actually dropped points more when Rodri came back into the team in January when they had three draws on the bounce, and they lost against United and Bodo with Rodri in there. They were winning more consistently when Nico Gonzalez was starting.
We're still in it, Burnley might do us a job on Wed
>>154296095Semenyo's an upgrade on Madueke but let's not pretend the guy doesn't have trampolines on his feet
>"The referee's call of no red card was checked and confirmed by VAR - with the action from Gabriel deemed not to be excessively aggressive or violent."Apparently you can headbutt anyone now as long as it's not EXCESSIVELY aggresive
YOURE NOT GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHSHHHAGAGGAGAGAGGAGAGAGGAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHGAGG
>>154296604Opponents are better prepared against Arsenal's set piece routines, Saka and Odegaard are past their physical peaks, and Arsenal's forward line isn't good enough.Odegaard was always predicted to have a shorter prime because of his knee tendonitis and Saka's been mismanaged.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>cuck>cuck>cuckGOODD MORRNNNING, ARSEKEKKKSS!>quck>quck>quck
I only managed to see the first half and was impressed we were playing a lot better than in most recent games. So of course we still lost in the end. D'oh.
Ok Arsebros you can't win the league anymore but if you deliberately lose to West Ham you can still relegate Spurs.
>>154298311Catching dcls manbun could have killed him though
>whole world is Arteta OUTfeels BASED
Excuse me I was lateHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBOTTLEJOBFCAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Arsenal has now won 1 in 6 of their previous games>the 1 win was a last minute goal against Sporting Lisbon
now that i've cooled down, fair play to the doomposters, i was predicting a 0-0 slurper but of course the mental midgets couldn't even do it. looking back the red flags were already there during sunderland away, thought that it would just be a one off game but then villa away happened, then that shitty january-february period followed by post carabobbins cup final, just disgusting all around. not even threatening the worst liverpoop in a decade, bottling a two goal lead against wolves, toothless against 10 men chelski, and fucking cunha dancing like an ape is just the cherry on top>inb4 le CL! yeah good luck with that, anyone coming from the other bracket would RAPE us live in front of hundreds of millions watching, heck i'm not even sure that we would go past atleti
they call it the eternal thread because that's how long it'll be before arsenal wins a trophy
>>154300545Sometimes it snows in April
>>154292264All that's saying is that arsenal spent less than city and are still able to compete against them
>>154300594>compete
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well, that was PURE FIRE
>>154300679
>Cherki doing Lacazette's celebration in front of the Arsenal fansabsolutely basedola
> Tottenham relegated> Arsenal chokingWe're nearly there lads...
>>154300545The home defeat against Bournemouth was the nail in the coffin I fear. No trophies this season then I'm full Arteta out thanks to that.
>>154300548These threads started when Arsenal were on a 6 or 7 year trophy drought after winning the 2005 FA Cup, and the media would not shut up about it.
>spend the entire game bullying and wrestling with Haaland, ripping at his shirt off so you can look cool and badass in a clip compilation of your best moments>headbutt him and get away with it>fail at your one job of stopping him scoring because you're too focussed on grabbing him>lose the game
>>154300786And in the end Haaland cucked him by out muscling him to smash the ball into the back of the net. Heroic stuff, put that serial loser in his place.
>One aspect of the title race was settled on Sunday with the prospect of an end-of-season play-off now over - should the teams be level on points, goal difference and goals scored come 24 May, City will collect the title by worthy of a better head-to-head record.Well we'll just have to win all our remaining games then, simple as...
>>154291844What's the point of taking that when you'll still end up with no silverware
>>154300828I can't be doing with it going down to the final weekend.
>coneplacer legoheaded fraudOUT>odeshaartOUT>kai shatverzOUT>bookayoo shakaWould not mind if he was OUTedGabriel magalhaes is also edging closer to shit territory, his defensive woes are going at an incremental level.
Anyone playing pes2013 on pc?
Does Fabregas come here if offered the job and is he a good fit?
>>154296070There were a good few very positive instances in the game yesterday of arsenal counters. We get games like this and think our fortune as fans have changed, next game will be the same against some shitty mid table side. They pretty much played my tactic yesterday. More direct higher tempo counter and regroup football. And if havertz wasn't shit they'd have at minimum drawn.
>>154300955Fans are wary because he left and ended up at Chelsea. Don't care if he calls himself an arsenal player for life.
>>154300955Cesc 1000% will accept the job if offered, arsenal is a massive job and if he succeeds he may as well be called the massiah with the constant shitshow we're in every year.Now whether we SHOULD offer to employ him is another matter....I for one approve of bringing him to the emirates; but that doesn't seem to be the case for many others.
Is it time to address the abhorrent referee yesterday? Havertz was absolutely fouled in a clear goal scoring opportunity. Bodied off the ball in the clearest fashion. A bunch of fouls were committed across the pitch but not given. There were some shocking ref decisions across the entire weekend. English refs are dreadful.
>>154301040I heard someone even got yellow carded for being headbutted
I'm upset
>>154301001>Fans are wary because he left and ended up at Chelsea.there are no limits to a football fans stupidity>he can't be a good manager because he played at a club in a different part of the city
>>154301040The officiating was terrible all around. Khusanov getting sent off would've changed the whole game just like it did for atletico against barca. We're at a point where we have no idea what the rules are anymore. Guehi commits the same foul against Liverpool and gets away with it too. But a season ago saliba does the same and it gets VAR upgraded to a red. But they didn't even bother to review ir yesterday. We live in a bubble in this country but the rest of europe are laughing at the level of out officiating to the point where it genuinely looks like match fixing at times to neutral spectators.
>>154301086It*Our*
>>154300785Are there any posters from that bronze age still around?
>>154301133Me.
>>154301086It genuinely does at times. Yesterday was ridiculous. Tottenham game gave terrible decisions in Tottenhams favour. Liverpool were given decisions over Everton that were laughable. We need foreign refs. They seem to be biased and a lot of fans notice this. Same refs that fans don't look forward to reffing against their club. Use foreigners to police our football like how the government pushes for foreigners in the police and military. Gabriel was foolish in some sense but I respect his attitude a lot. He missed the headbutt so it's no red, and the ref saw that as a tense moment in the match which is all it was.>>154301065He didn't connect the headbutt you silly cunt, fuck off back to epl you baseless little twerp. Your club has no general LOL. Take your slippery cucumbers with you.
Arsenal being the only side with a general here speaks volumes. No transchester poonited, no liverpoo, no chelshit rentboys, no arse'n'boner. We got the best fanbase by far.
>>154301143Goodness me what was Helen of Troy like, Odysseus
>>154301144
>>154301203Thought so. Go gyrate on your trailer of buttered cucumbers mate.
the ref didn't make shartvertz miss 1v1sthe ref didn't make odegaard overhit his passesthe ref didn't make zubi hide from saliba during the buildup
>>154301237All quality players that get mismanaged by this atrocity of a manager.
>>154300955Sharteta is already set for life after he gets fired from Arsenal, Cesc would be a fool not to take it all you need is to get top 4.
>>154301248had enough of zubi ngl, fucking rapetey had more balls during buildup even though he's not that great
>>154301164Yeah we don't need a safe space. The four faggots that comprise this general have all been bullied out of /epl/ for being weak minds.
>>154300991>We get games like this and think our fortune as fans have changed, next game will be the same against some shitty mid table side.Correct. Every single time I've thought maybe Arteta and the players have learned something, they show exactly 0 signs of it in the very next game. It is truly baffling. I imagine the only signs of promise comes from when the players go AWOL and do whatever they feel like is the best thing to do. And the reason why it disappears the next game is because Arteta's shouted at them after the match.
>>154300955Arteta's not going anywhere lol, from an owner's perspective he's doing everything they want.
fabregas plays the same shitty slow football like arteta btw, if we want to go down this route and hire a possession guy we might as well sacrifice saka to ba'al for luis enrique
>>154301330Offer pep 10 million a week and be done with it
When it's over
>>154301345Pep is apparently on £20m a year, and Arteta is one of the next highest paid managers in Europe at £10m - up to £15m with bonuses.
>>154301453Simeone is highest I think for some reason
>>154301453Yeah, and that's why I said 10 million a week. Get him in, get the fucking trophy and be done with it.
>>154301456Probably because the length of time he's been at Atletico.
I like Sam Dean's optimism.
>>154301461You trying to bankrupt Arsenal m8.
Filters are racking up recently
Before you had a player called bacary sagna and now you have bakayo saka Who comes up with this stuff?
>>154301499You're going to have to filter the entire internet in the coming weeks and everyone will still be laughing at you.
>>154301467Sounds like a guy running defence for a crypto rugpull
>>154301467>trust the dataI agree in principle but I fucking despise the '>trust the' gimmick. Fuck off little faggot. >telegraphThere we go, says it all.
>>154301502The arsenal recruitment just enjoy bukkake and will sign players who remind them of their past time.
>>154301577It's like these people forget that it's football at the end of the day. The manager and these weird LinkedIn retards all keep looking at the data and buying these work horses and stamina merchants and bruisers but forget that these guys need to be able to play football. Look at how easily Bernardo Silva and Cherki was getting around players. O'Reilly is a freak of nature so can't say much about him being a giant and still being nimble as fuck but when the tony ass players are "out muscling" you, it's because they're playing football and they're taking the ball away from you or keeping it away from you.
>>154301653Corporate culture and 'science' has unironically destroyed the western nations. It's a pathetic midwit larp. I hate these people more than anything. They are fickle and believe in nothing.
>>154301665What's weird is that Arteta is both this data driven mong that wants to squeeze out all the fine margins or whatever but also a complete believer in nonsense psychology like the light bulb and the fire and the pickpocket and all that shit. I don't really understand how you can be both.
>>154301746Throw shit at the wall and something might stick. He's basically still in training. Figuring out what works and what doesn't. Cone placer meme is real.
>>154301775Kinda feels like he's throwing the exact same shit at the wall desu
>>154290096we deserve this
>>154301577>I agree in principle but I fucking despise the '>trust the' gimmick.Are you starting to doubt the process?
You could have prevented this but you chose to shun me when I came here to graciously educate you on your shithousing terrorist manager and overrated players who have no bottle. You stayed silent and allowed it to happen
AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Enrique in
>>154302270>tranime
>>154302322AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154302333Fag cartoon board is here >>>/a/
>>154302361AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
pussyole rasclart club
>>154302366Yes, your post says "hahaha" but your tranime image says "I like wearing women's clothes and putting stuff up my bum"
>>154302381AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anyone who thinks that Gabriel is as good as Saliba needs their head examined. Without Saliba this team is europa league level.
>>154302500>implying even at Europa levelAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Irish people like smoking crack it seems
mfw I realise Arsenal are a real life Silence Suzuka, storming into the lead early before injuries cripple them
If the boys win the league we have to make /epl/ unusable for a month in retribution.
Since we are posting nippon drawningsMy waifu
>spee so dead that even our trolls have been reduced to the same three people spamming haha:(
>If the boys win the leagueHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154302548Finding our that legendary rapper Viper is currently incarcerated for rape and kidnapping ruined my year ngl
>Ademola Lookman and Alexander Sørloth won't be available for Atletico Madrid vs Arsenal UCL semi final first leg
>>154303157Oh even in their current state, I expect Arsenal to narrowly win against Atletico. It's the final which could be embarrassing.
>listening to rap>irish nonce giving up his cultureAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>football manager>15 years into my save>won shit load of cups and leagues>UCL 3 times I think>board only approved new stadium twice>local council denies the planning like faggots they are>finally the board took their own decision to build our new stadiumMassive hype, arsenal getting a 120,000 seater by 2040.
>>154301746> I don't really understand how you can be bothThis is literally all CEOs tho…all talk no substance even when they have *indian voice* >the data
>>154303693come watch spurs get relegated
Could you imagine Win (the arsenal dog that gets to go home with players) randomly mauls one of the players? Imagine Raya being out for 3 months for having his calf mauled.
Surely there's a truck full of money backing up to Luis Enrique's house right now? They are not keeping the cone placer for another season, correct?
>>154304027She's a labrador, they're pretty docile.
>>154304037Yeah but if Raya accidently steps on her toe and she feels threatened a mauling could occur. I wonder how much paperwork this took to happen. I love the idea. If Win is a great success then there should be a transfer system for team dogs. Bring one in as a pup, train them up for maximal morale boosting skills and sell them to another club. Could probably get a good 40 million for Win if they win the league.
I did some looking the other day and the club closest to the house I grew up in which led me to support arsenal, is actually QPR. Am I a glory hunting fraud? There is a 2km difference between the emirates and the QPR stadium from my childhood home. My gran lives opposite so naturally I visted often and went to arsenal games. But I feel I should support the closest team that's in the top 2 leagues.
>>154304033And Enrique surely would leave the dream team he himself assembled for PSG for Arsenal because...? Arse ain't outspending PSG either btw
>>154304130Don't bother with QPR they smell.
this might slip
ARTETA FUCKING OUT LEGOHAIRED FUCKING CHOKING MEDIOCRE SHIT MIDFIELDER SHIT FUCKING MANAGER FUCKING CUNNNNNNTTTTTTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjCJv4W4kvwThoughts on our anthem? As a song it's good, I grew up around there and can appreciate it. I'm glad they took a local song instead of a song like 'saints go marching in' which literally means nothing to the local fans.
>>154304166There was talk of him leaving a few months ago wasn't there
15 points?Easy
>>154304027We went from a Quad, to a dogThey went from nuffin', to a trebleIt's over people
>>154304718you didn't grow up in north london, stop LARPing mate.
>>154305692Cricklewood
>posts yfw burnley holds city to a tie
>>154304718The lyrics are cringe dick van dyke cor blimey guvnor tier dogshit
>>154305720>The lyrics are cringe dick van dyke cor blimey guvnor tier dogshitBrown/black immigrant invader scum hands wrote this post.You will never be a Londoner.
>>154305731This>lundon is about postcodes and chicken shops n shieeetLiterally kill yourselves you subhumans. Storm is coming. You won't know what hit you. Back to wakanda (south africa) for you little tribal subhumans.
>>154305731>Brown/black immigrant invader scum hands wrote this post.But Arsenal is made up of blacks, muslims, and brown people supporting the club?
>>154305752I know. That's why I don't support Arseanal. I'm here to laugh at you.Even I have to admit your club used to have an identity back in the day though. Before the wogs took it over. Shame.
PLAAAAAAAAAACE SECOND FOREVERWHATEVER THE WEATHERTHESE CHEATS ARE OUR OWN
>>154305731This is the sort of shit some yank using ChatGPT would shit out thinking it sounds authentic.
>>154300814>haaland can only score by fouling gabriel and getting refballedCheaty shitty pathetic disgusting club with no honor.
>>154306066>north london foreverWhat about the tottenham part lmao. The chorus is aight for a chant but the song is mega robbie williams boomer cringe
>>154305776>cheatsAlways projecting the disgusting abas. Even when we are shit we mog the league in honor
>>154306203Gabriel should have been sent off and banned for 3 matches and the only reason he didn't is because Haaland was too Aryan to go down
>>154306376ah yes haaland shoudve been given a green for fair play
>>154306376Lol its the ozcunt dingoshit, red for what a non-headbutt? Scammy and scummy same old city. At least haaland isnt a pussy ill give him that. Since when are neanderthals aryan? Gabriel looks way more human.
>>154306376Fraid so
>>154305776+ your nan is dead
>>154304033Enrique's intensity won't work in the PL, PSG has the comfort of sending their 2nd team out in the league to keep their best players fresh for the CL.It's about managing key player minutes so they're in decent shape to finish the season, Arteta failed at this.
>>154291111Maybe he realized he's getting paid millions to kick a ball around or something
Am I right in thinking that Trossard's cross in for Havertz header is something I hardly ever see Arsenal doing? Since when did the cross balls into the box?
>>154306376>wearing an arsenal shirt in 2026>being punished for breaking the rulesgood one lol
>>154307228It really does feel super rare these days. The last one I remember seeing was from Timber but I don't remember against who. I think Jesus was at the end of it and he missed the exact same way as Kai iirc. Must bave been 2 or 3 months ago at this point. Maybe >we don't do it as often because Gyokeres starts most games and he's supposed to be awful at headers. Which is funny cause I think either his first or second goal for >us was a header I think. Or maybe it's because it's too risky for Arteta's liking. Who knows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hnRTfzbT_sBanger for my arsenal bros
So what happens next if no trophies this season? What does the club need to do?
>>154307640fuse with tottenham
>>154307640not so fast
How about it?
>>154307640Just accept their status as a CL qualifying English club, it's counts as a trophy.Wenger would've kept his job as Arsenal manager if he kept qualifying for the CL. This is the club's ambitions.
>>154308809But Sharteta got to keep his job and he failed to get top 4 for 3 years
>>154308082>useless and washedperfect for farteta
Were Arsenal fans really excited about the move to the Emirates over pic related? I can't see how watching in that soulless bowl is more appealing. What do you get? Better amenities maybe? At the expense of crappier sightlines and watered down atmosphere?
>>154311375straight stands are unhealthyyou strain your neck
>>154309372He convinced Stan & Josh Kroenke that the problem is the squad he didn't get to build, which proved to be true wrt PL top 4 finish.
>>154308809>this article is more than 14 years oldToo old for Arsene, then
>>154311375At the time, yes, a bigger capacity was needed. In hindsight the new ground is shit and was done as cheaply as possible.
>>154306066>>154306221We keep letting her down.
>>154307640Bring back the bear trophy.
>>154311375It's simply about money and the club needing to compete with everone else, it's an arms race.
I don't condone headbutting or nothin blud, but if he tried headbutting him, I'm glad
>>154312758that inner courtyard looks absolutely soulless what's it even for
>>154312758NORTH LONDON FOREVEERRRR
>>154312808Just a communal garden/living area. Reminisce about all the matches Arsenal had played there.
>>154312829No, Russbro's bang on, this grim vista is soul thievery as landscaping.
years of blood sweat and tears and not even a league cup to show for it, surely the players are fed up
>>154312845I didn't say it was nice, just what it is.
KING KAI IN THE BOXTROSSARD CROSSES IT INTHIS IS ITTHIS IS THE MOMENTWE'RE FINALLY GONNA WIN THE LEA-OH HE'S BLASTED IT OVER THE BARTHERE GOES THE TITLE
>mfw there were genuine implications being implied of silverware within the last 5 1/2 years in my vicinity
>>154313174>MFW
>>154312829this looks so coolseen an aerial view of cairo the other day, it looks like some sort of sci fi depiction of the place where the cast outs are thrown into, after they commit the most heinous unforgivable sin.big contrast between the two.
Haaland is just that guy
City won’t drop a single point in their remaining fixtures - Arsenal can easily drop points in ALL their remaining fixtures.
>>154312732Why can't she open her eyes properly??
>>154313587Botox toxin.Fucks up the facial muscles after repeated injections
>>154312732>HR lady joyfully singing in Assna striphe's getting fired, isn't he
>>154312845honestly those motel glass panels don't look great either like the entire thing looks nice from the aerial shots ig >>154313017 but every video i saw on the ground it just look cheap af and i bet the pricing there is outrageous
>>154311375>38k Lol
Reminder that there were Arsenal fans who wanted Arteta out even before the last two matches. These supporters deserves to never win anything again
>>154311375I miss Highbury desperately but the economic argument for the stadium move was pretty undeniable in hindsight. We'd be comfortably >£70m a year worse off without it when you consider we had worse expansion opportunities than Stamford Bridge.
>>154312845Looks like a good place to crush some handhelds and shareables
>>154313275Well, (and I really hate to say this and mean no harmful intent) but that’s because white men built the picrel.
>>154313819>>£70mNice. That's about one and a half Madueke.
>>154313920I was watching the City game in the pub on Sunday and someone said, "This is the Madueke Chelsea fans told us we were signing" when he ran the ball out of play. Increasingly feel like we lost the league in the summer.
>>154313920That £70m created by moving to shit soulless bowl could be the difference between 4 community shields since 2006 and two. It also cost about £400m to build, but that's splitting hairs.
>>154314009Yeah but how would they pay for the annual Asian tour and winter Dubai training camp?
>>154313985I just genuinely don't know what the thought process was when buying him. I've got nothing against him at all but he's such an insanely limited player. Literally no end product whatsoever. Did Arteta just think he'd luck into another Kai? I'm pretty sure Kai was considered a German wonderkid back in Leverkusen or wherever. The potential for him was there but did Madueke have that? And I know prices are inflated these days but was there really no one else available for 50 odd million? Other than Sterlel? It's such a baffling signing. The only reason I can think of is that no one else would be happy to sit on the bench but if that was the case, again, did >we really have to spend that much for a player that's happy to sit on the bench? And it's not like the club didn't know about Saka's increasing amount of injuries and missed games. And >we already had Ethan there. Okay, he's more of a midfielder but he did a serviceable enough job on the right whenever he played. Far better than Madueke at least in terms of g/a output. And now there are so many rumours of Anthony Gordon being available. Like, what the actual fuck? Thankfully Bayern seems really interested and I'm sure he'll do way better outside of England but that everyone can already see how limited he is playing in the Premier League. Thank you for subscribing to my blogpost. >>154314009Yeah but at least playing on cursed ground sounds pretty sick.
>>154314121> I just genuinely don't know what the thought process was when buying himSome anon said in here that it was some sort of subterfuge to try to force Liverpool to buy him or some shit. Idk.
