>>154290096
Spam thread jannies kill it

reply here with your apologies

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I think they played well today and what let us down was the fucking useless attack. Odegaard more often than not plays super basic short passes. Havertz is not reliable in any sense. Eze has the right idea but it doesn't work out often. As for shartinelli, drossard, maduake etc they are hopeless. Absolutely hopeless. The attack consistently lets the team down. They were let off the leash and had various great chances and didn't take any of them. It really should not have been a loss at all. I hope Arteta sees this clear as day.

this is the thread

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The next month finna be lit senpai

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>>154290096
GET BACK IN YOUR REAL THREAD, QUCKS!

>arse anal

>>154290096
Shit club and you even don't even live in North London.

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ALL REAL ARSEWOGS REPORT FOR DUTY
COPIUM CANNONS AT THE READY!!!

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Still massive favourites according to "super computer". Probably has to do with most of city's fixtures being against teams fighting for europe.

>>154290189
The most overhyped game of the season. It was never going to come down to this match.

>>154290151
Odegaard can't be relied on when he's been out witn injury for longer than he's been fit for like 2 seasons now. It's a shame because he's a good player but 3 random contact injuries on the bounce has finished him. When you get to that point you should just get rid of the player.

>>154290189
>Bringing out the Opta
lmao. The players are mentally in pieces, City will thump Burnley then it's all level. Arsenal will 100% drop points against one of Newcastle, West Ham, Palace.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>154290227
100%. He's a arteta loyal, you can see that clearly. That's why he is clinging to him. After this season ends a clear out is in order. They need to sign clinical attacking players. True predators.

>>154290228
>Drop points against West Ham
>Keep Spurs in relegation zone

look at this dood

>>154290215
Nice cope, but it does come down to this match. Now Arsenal has no margin of error left in the league and they still have the CL to compete in, while City doesn't.

Combine that with Arsenal's history of being mental midgets, and it paints a very clear picture. It's over. The only question is how long will the agony last.

>>154288581
arsebros we're in here
ABAs stay itt

REMINDER TO ARSENAL POSTERS:

Do not respond to bait or non arsenal fans. This isn't /epl/. These little troll losers just want a dopamine hit. Ignore and engage with arsenal posters. Filter flags for the rest of the day.

WHERE IS SAKA

>rodri out for a few weeks with a groin injury

the league is ours!

Genuinely feel like shit.

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Reach thine own conclusions

Predicting the end of the gooners (wankers) season:

UCL
Atletico 2-1 Arsenal
Arsenal 1-2 Atletico

PL
Arsenal 1-1 Newcastle
Arsenal 2-0 Fulham
West Ham 1-0 Arsenal
Arsenal 3-0 Burnley
Arsenal 2-2 Crystal Palace

Trophies: 0
Heads are gone!

arsegroids bunkering down

YOUR TEARS TASTE DELICIOUS

>>154290367
It's not over at all. Would have been nice to put the work in today but it wasn't to be. They played way better than we were expecting. Still in the champions league, I think they'll definitely reach the final. Got a good run of games coming. They open up with this type of performance against say, Newcastle, it's a solid win. And newcastle are probably the toughest of opponents left. This just makes it even more entertaining.

>>154290369
>Abril :DDDDDDD

>>154290215
Well yeah but we did that ourselves by having a good start to the season. The point is to win all games to the end of the season and we still win the league. City have way more potential banana skins simply because they face better teams. It really isn't over yet.

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>>154290448
Well yeah but Arsenal lost to Southampton like 2 weeks ago

>>154290448
It's like an F1 pitstop. We've had our late season pitstop. Nice and fast, fresh tyres and a top up of the tank. City are finishing on worn scorching mediums. Ours for the taking still. And we have less games to go so less opportunity to slip. 4 games now. That is all.

>>154290448
>City have way more potential banana skins simply because they face better teams
City can afford to draw with both Brentford and Everton because Arsenal will 100% drop points between now and the end of the season. What other club could lose a crunch game and have their fans (who think 2017 is retro) just assume they'll win every game.

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>>154290517
How will this effect the shirt sales?

NEARLY NEARLY MEN
EVER MAN WANTS TO BE A NEARLY NEARLY MAN

>>154290549
Different cup and different mentality. We also beat sporting 2 weeks ago at their ground where they've won the last 17 games since August last year.

>>154290584
I think every team has a dip at some point, ours has come now with 2 losses being in other competitions and 2 in the league. The players need to pattern themselves with this wake up call. City had their run of losses earlier on.

>>154290600
If City draw two of the remaining games they definitely won't win the league. I don't think anyone thinks any team can afford 2 draws at this point. They barely scraped through today against an arsenal team who are out of form and injury riddled. In another dimension ezes shot hits 2cm to the right of the post and bounces in. But it is what it is.

>In another dimension ezes shot hits 2cm to the right of the post and bounces in
What the fuck am I reading? It's like reddit except gayer if that was even possible.

>>154290686
>If City draw two of the remaining games they definitely won't win the league. I don't think anyone thinks any team can afford 2 draws at this point.
The thing is there's this >>154290382
Pep knows how to win at the end of the season, Arteta does not.

2nd for Arteta

>>154290369
Man City are yet to play:

Everton away (fighting for UEL)
Brentford at home (fighting for UEL)
Bournemouth away (fighting for UEL)
Aston Villa at home (fighting for UCL)

On a side note I remember this same thing happening like 2 or 3 times this season and city end up dropping points a week later. I don't have any faith in city this season just based on precedent.

>>154290686
Yes I remember that. Beating Sporting Lisbon in a slurper thanks to an injury time Kai Shitvertz winner, Arsenal's only victory in the last month, should set them up nicely to win all of their remaining Premier League games

>>154290800
Good thing that in the absolute worst case scenario with one game left in april we could be level on points with city going into may. So sure his record is shit but at least he had a better record in all the other months.

>>154290861
You mean apart from months when they hand out premier league medals?

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Tottenham's Harry Kane is going to win the Champions League before Arsenal

>>154290875
The point is even if we lose all the games this month city still won't be ahead on points.

>>154290880
Bro left spurs and they got relegated. Even when guys like henry left it was never that bad at Arsenal.

>>154290890
It's like you've learned nothing from 6 years of choking.

>>154290913
It's like I can do basic maths. The league doesn't end in April.

>>154290929
It does if you are arsenal

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>154290929
Do not engage with the dopamine starved losers

>>154290947
Damn, didn't realise you can win the league being 3 points behind

>no Lee Judges rant
lame

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>>154290910
Great move for Henry that. You don't win Champions League titles with Kai Havertz. Same with Van Persie, after awhile players just have enough of Arsenal and want to win. There will be repercussions for not winning this year.

>tfw merino is already back on the training pitch after long ass surgery and rehab before saka and timber who've been out for 4 weeks now

>>154290979
>>You don't win Champions League titles with Kai Havertz
But Kai scored the winning goal for Chelsea in the 2021 CL final.

>>154290979
You don't win them with spurs either and certainly not when they're in the championship lol. In fact you don't win anything with spurs lmao. Henry at least won 2 leagues with arsenal.

THE JOBTUPLE

Some insider/poscaster is claiming saka is out for the season

>>154290968
You didn't learn from the past 5 times you were top of the league and choked? Damn.

>>154290989
It will be interesting to see what he adds when he's back. Could be huge to be honest.

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>>154291034
Good. He's useless this season. Someone else with flair can take his place even if they too are shite.

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>>154291001
Torres scored to put Chelsea in the final. He was completely washed after Liverpool. Point is you can look at Bayern and say this is a squad with big characters, winners. Can't say the same about Arsenal. Too much of the nearly made it to them.

>>154291034
around here he's known as Sucka

Eze is laughing too much. When he's fouled and doesn't get a free kick he stand there being a mong instead of getting back into the game. When he misses he giggle or smiles. Really hate his attitude.

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>Arse
SECOND AGAIN OLE OLE

>>154291111
I agree. Feels like the kind of player Arteta kicked out of the team when he first arrived.

Second? Again??

>>154290096
the Dortmund of England

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AND DONTCHA THINK ITS A CRIME
SPENT A £BILLION AND WHY
JUST TO LIVE IN THE BOTTLE

Gary neville has a point. Desperately needed timber and calafiori today because the dynamism of the game doesn't favour the stiff centere back style of mosquera and hincapie. Conversely their fullback ended up being the difference maker. Injuries always hit at the absolute worst time imaginable.

>>154291056
Another missing player who we really needed. The worst part is, he could come back and be completely finished as a player because of the injury. Like white or odegaard. Even if he isn't finished it'll still take him a couple of weeks to get going so he's basically useless this season.

>>154291181
ole
ole

>>154291227
Hincapie has shown previously he can be very attacking an dynamic. Really impressive player when he plays like that. I don't think he was bad today. He didn't go so far forward and maybe that's the plan. City exploit the wings a lot and you HAVE to have someone there. That's why when they were chasing the game White came on because then they've got a more attacking threat, and then he was repeatedly exploited the time he was on. A whole game of that and they'd be fucked, would have conceded at least 1 extra goal.

In reality, they didn't need the dynamic wingbacks as much as they needed clinical attacking players. This game was very balanced but city finished their chances when they came. Havertz should have gotten at least 3 today.

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What does he do?

>>154291289
Super sub you're saying? Dude is going to take gyokeres' job.

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>>154290880
'5 kvara
'17 Dembele
'45 Umpacano (OG)
'77 Dembele (2)
'86 Dembele (30)

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I OFFERED YOU CONSOLATION
I WAS SPURNED.
SOON, YOU WILL BE SECOND AND STILL POOR.

>>154291310
He can't do the inverted fullback shit calafiori or timber can. Today an inverted fullback won city the game. Hincapie will be good against atletico which will be a game of long balls and very physical.

>>154291227
>Gary neville has a point
Stopped reading

>>154291410
Who was their IWB? Reilly?

>>154291425
First stream I watched with him and another dude. Both sounded gutted every time city didn't score or arsenal moved forward. Disgusting rats.

>I will troll le fans in epic style xDDD
>le troll face top zozzle xDD

So cringe

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Second again OLE OLE

https://x.com/barlowjacob/status/2045927104269742425?s=46

>>154291435
Yeah. Assist for the 2nd goal. Mosquera or hincapie aren't making those runs because they're a different profile of player.

>>154290429
I forgot this meme existed

>>154291111
>>154291170
>laughing police
actual mongs

>>154291629
>He calls himself a fan like he's a fan of Sabrina Carpenter
That's the difference between supporters of real clubs and "fans" of Arsenal. Customers would be a better term for you.

Multiple times I counted city had 5 across the backing in defence. Rice is right about that. Every team they play defends with at least 5. But that doesn't take away the missed chances. Many teams set up like that now. It's on the team to be direct and bury the chances. Really they have no excuses.

>>154291673
He was absolutely brilliant to be fair. The directness was brilliant.

>hehe I just trolled him let epic style xDDD
>gotcha! xDDD

Imagine being so dopamine starved

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What a boost it must be to win your domestic league in mid April ahead of the Champions League semi final. No distractions. Now for the treble.

>>154291214
Would you have taken 3 points ahead with 5 matches left of City with 6 matches to play and in the semis of the CL against Atletico Madrid at the beginning of the season?

No question it's a yes for me.

>>154291840
Okay but this is an arsenal thread so what does it have to do with arsenal? Oh nothing? Yeah, off you go then take your slippery cucumbers with you.

>>154291878
You're right it has nothing to do with Arsenal because Bayern will be playing in the champions league final.

I wish instead of flags on /sp/ you had the team you support. Because all these rotten nobody supporters would go silent. Acting like they're city or psg fans. I guarantee they're liverpool, brentford and poocastle fans.

As they say, the hope is what really kills you. I already knew this result for weeks, so I'm not disappointed.
I expected full on 0-0 terrorball plan into everything crumbling down, but the team actually tried to play out. If >we lost is because they were simply better, and to some degree you need to accept it, and it is better than losing due to full cowardice.

Still Arteta OUT tho.

>>154291891
Yeah so off you go and take your trailer of slippery cuces with you bud.

Remember how bright the future looked for the club during the 2021/22 season. Without spending much money, Arteta had the team leading the league right up until the end.

He has ruined all of that goodwill. Over a billion spent and the team is weaker than before and playing much worse football.

>>154291919
Great post. After the final minutes I also concluded they were better. Our attack failed miserably with good chances. It would haven't been a different result because the quality wasn't there.

>>154291916
Hiro should charge you £10 to display the Arsenal badge, you mongs would pay it.

>>154290686
Your "beat sporting CP" trophy is in the post and should be arriving shortly

>>154291844
2nd is just first among losers
Arteta's spent, a lot, with very little actual result to show for it. He's got the monkey on his back now and needs silverware or he's done, regardless how many more consolation prizes he gathers.

>>154291034
hopefully misses the world cup too

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>>154290215
Your players are all mindraped from the last 3 seasons, you are fucked.

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Some fannies here. City looked shit today. They still have the same weaknesses that we didn't exploit but other teams can and will. Best I've seen an arsenal team play at the etihad in ages too.

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>>154290096
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>154291974
because of the boriswave
because the Queen died
because of Putin's illegal invasion of Ukraine that affected are Zinny
because of the UK government's failed Rwanda scheme
because the Fifa games changed to EA FC

>>154292041
Oilers FC must win something this year or revolt
Martin Zubimendi - £51 million
Eberechi Eze - £67.5 million
Viktor Gyokeres - £55 million
Declan Rice - £100 million
Noni Madueke - £50 million
Cristhian Mosquera - £10 million
Riccardo Calafiori - £35 million
David Raya - £27 million
Mikel Merino - £30 million
Kai Havertz - £65 million
Jurrien Timber - £38 million

You're 4 points better off than at this stage last season. That's progress lads!

>>154292264
Spent less than spurs and are competing for leagues while they're fighting relegation. Levels to this game.

>>154292301
Arsenal have the second highest net spend in the last 5 seasons. Only Man Utd spent more.

>>154292379
Spurs have spent more since arteta took over.

globohomo lost today

>>154291919
I'm still 90% confident in winning the league but i always expected us to lose today considering form and injuries. Even if we don't, oh well. At least we're not fighting in the championship.

>>154292454
Dave won.

>>154292420
yeah, and when was the last time they won a European trophy to show for it?
>ohno, wait..

what does Sharteta have against Max Divemong?

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These cultists really are delusional

>>154292511
Spurs won the champions league? I think you're confusing champions league with championship. And spurs probably won't even win that next season lol.

>>154291628
Bin him off from the England team, so many wingers of this "profile" peak 18 to 22. England need to get rid of Arsenal players ahead of the World Cup. We need winners in there, the Kanes, the Bellinghams, not your Saka and your Madueke.

Thierry Henry on Eric Garcia vs Kusanov situation:

“Look, I’ve always said consistency is all we ask for. That’s it. Not favours, not bias… just consistency.

I watched the situation with FC Barcelona against Atlético Madrid, and for me, the decision to send off Eric García for that minimal contact as the last man was incredibly harsh. Very, very harsh. Those are the kinds of moments that change games completely.

Then on the game tonight I see a similar situation with Kusanov… and nothing is given. No red card, no big decision, play goes on.

Now I have to ask what are we doing here?

Because if that’s a foul, then fine… but it has to be a foul everywhere. And if it’s not a foul tonight, then it wasn’t a foul before. Simple as that. You can’t apply different interpretations of the same rule depending on the badge or the occasion.

For me? Is it a foul? No. Absolutely not. It’s a contact sport. These things happen. But that’s exactly why I’m saying FC Barcelona were hard done by. If you’re not giving it here, you should never have given it there.

Unless, of course, the rules have suddenly changed overnight… which I don’t think they have.

Barcelona didn’t deserve that decision, and moments like that, at that level, they matter more than people realise.”

>>154292677
Crocodile tears from the guy who handled the ball into the net.

>>154292560
Too young

>>154292498
>I'm still 90% confident in winning the league
Really? I mean, they have to win one more game than >us, but even at level playing field that's only a slight advantage.
Realistically, it all comes down to who drops less points, I wouldn't trust Arsenal with that. The CL becomes a liability at this point.

>>154292583
Would this be the Bargaining stage?

Taking their respective fixtures into account, what are the unironic odds Man City takes it?

>>154292761
>The CL becomes a liability at this point.
Eternal Cope think they're winning that as well

>>154292788
Goes to the last day, City win it on goal difference with a goal in the 92nd minute.

>>154292788
1/7

>>154292761
They have the much harder fixtures and are still behind let's not forget. I didnt expect us to win but I didnt expect us to go up a level either like they showed today. Keeping in mind this is the out of form injury riddled arsenal team vs the concensus in form and all dominant city team. They got their luck today but I've seen this earlier in the season where city will get a lucky win then lose or draw the week after. They're not a convincing team. Saying this with the neutral hat on not the pessimistic arsenal hat on.

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>>154292788
picrel, which means for every £10 you bet on Arsenal, you lose £10.

>arselel

PSG and Barca fans on X are going crazy over that Khusanov challenge. The world cup is going to be a disaster if the officials can't decide on what is or isn't a punishable offence.

>>154292941
I agree with what you say, but saying it is a 90% chance to Arsenal is just insanity.

>>154293073
https://x.com/i/status/2045906358646513714

>>154292511
claiming a team is better because they won the europa league (and in relegation) vs a team fighting for CLs (and league titles) is the most braindead take

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Bossed by Rodri and Bernardo Silva again award

>>154293127
>spurs logic

>>154293086
90% chance. I said what I said.

>ITS NOT OVER
okay bro…

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;_;

>>154293127
>claiming a team is better
I didn't tho?
Spurs are a mess, but I think they'll still manage to cling on to their spot in the Prem crab bucket. The point being more, winning stuff occasionally goes a long way. Sacking Ange doesn't look so smart when they'd bite your hand off for 17th now.
The problem with Arteta, he doesn't win. He can't get it over the line. He don't have that dawg in him, and Win ain't helping. And all this gimmicky shit, it gets old without a trophy to show for it. He started on lightbulbs, we're on fires now - what's next, bring in a hand grenade?
Does Pep need all this horseshit? No. Pep just wins stuff.

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>>154290096
>tfw humbled

>>154293309
Sounds like a bit of a fraud if he's struggling against a guy who's only been manager for like 5 years in his entire career.

>>154293295
Other than the goal, this shot, and Kai/Fraudegaard's spectacular fuck up, did >we actually trouble Donnarumma at all? I'm trying to think and I can't remember a single time when Donnarumma looked uncomfortable. Even during the corners. I don't know how many shots >we had or what the xG was but the amount of times >we had good chances and >we just completely squandered them is so fucking annoying.
Always one touch too many, not strong enough, passing when they should have shot, shooting when they should have passed, not even getting it on target, not passing quickly enough, not shooting quickly enough, not exploiting spaces, not forcing mistakes, whatever. How the fuck can >we be so fucking monumentally shit at attacking but also somehow score 100 something goals? It makes no sense. It's like every single player has forgotten what to actually do to score a goal. Decision making has simply vanished. You can't even call it poor decision making. It's like there simply was no decision even made. It's astonishing how bad >we are at it.

>>154293528
Could say the same about raya too. There was very little goal mouth action but arsenal had the far better chances albeit wasted chances.

>>154293556
>Could say the same about raya too.
True but I think >we had about the same amount of chances really. I think they hit the post once or twice and >we did the same iirc. Difference being they are just better at scoring goals.
I will say, the longer the season goes on, the more disappointed I am with >our supposed POTS players. Raya, Gabriel, Rice, Zubi (lmao), all just look worse and worse with each passing game. Which is kinda to be expected in some sense, I suppose, but still.
It wasn't even that bad of a game either, all things considered. But that makes all the previous games where >we dropped points look even worse by comparison. That's also a bit unfair cause of injuries and availability and all that but I feel like >we just played a bit more faster today which in itself made a world of difference. Why couldn't we do the same against so many other teams, man?

>>154293556
Actually, looking back, I think Raya had far more trouble during the corners than Donnarumma. I think there were a couple of corners where they just fluffed the very last kick. So I'd say Raya was troubled more overall.

>>154293677
Raya won the ball on most corners with a punch away. Speaking of corners the set piece fc threat has fizzled away.

>>154291986
uhh I think there's going to be a playoff for that one, Benfica just beat them too

wheres the retard who replied to me with
>12. point. fucking. gap.
hahaha youre such a faggot

>>154293705
Seems like clubs have all figured out >our set piece tactics. And Rice's deliveries have been fucking wank lately. I don't know if it's the new tactic to hit the ball way past the goal to someone who has to head it back towards goal so someone else can head it towards the goal but it sure as fuck doesn't look like it's working. Yet another avenue where >we waste time so the other team can be more solid defensively it feels like.

>>154293890
Remember when Madookie took one a few months ago and the keeper threw it in his own net? Since then they've all been trying it

>already at the City might drop points to Villa/Brentford/Bournemouth cope stage

These cucks never learn do they.

>>154293944
If anything >we're doing the exact opposite of that these days. Madueke's corner was closer to him. Rice's corners are like 2 meters past the far post.

My son wants to go to school in his arsenal shirt tomorrow. How do I explain to him it may not be the best idea while also trying to teach him we're not bitches who stand down?

>>154294087
why not send him in his nashville sc jersey. thats a team with a trophy

>>154294087
>assna customer
>we're not bitches
lad

>>154293962
They probably will drop points to them desu. Villa can do the double over city too.

>>154294012
It's the same idea, he's aiming for the target so the keeper (who is usually busy tripping over another Arsenal player) has to deal with it. Problem is it completely takes Gabriel and Saliba out of the equation, at best someone gets a knockdown when the corner misses the target.

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>arse anal
>gooners

I think City will drop points against Everton, Bournemouth and potentially Brentford, but Arsenal will bottle anyway because they wont beat West Ham and Palace

If the league is won on the last day at palace do they do the trophy lift at the palace ground?

>>154294362
Yes

>>154294266
Hardly any games left. Teams winning it won't be dropping that many point - if any. Those 3 teams are pretty mid tier, a team like citeh shouldn't be losing or drawing against that mediocre quality.

>>154294087
Let him wear it. Trial by fire and all that. Hopefully he'll get a stronger mentality than every single dickhead in the club right now

>>154292264
fucking insane xD HAHAHAAHAHH ARSEWOGS

Could be worse, could be spurs

>>154290369
city got diss 100%

ah shit just see rodri city's golden talismman injured

>>154294887
All part of the plan

>>154294887
Is he? He walked off fine.

>>154294887
Guaranteed to drop more points then

Not sure why AFTV guys are so upbeat about the performances. I thought Arsenal lacked a lot of quality compared to City.

>>154295152
Money

>>154290151
>gets rid of zinchenko, partay
>jesus doesnt start
>saka is a walmart arjen robben
>martinelli still plays
>goals scored goes down

nice job idiots

Imagine turning a club into the most hated terrorist-ball team in Europe and STILL not winning any trophy lmao. At least with Wenger you were entertained by the likes of Ozil, Cazorla, Wilshere etc. playing sexy football, now you're just paying out the arse to go endure the most miserable 90 minutes of your life every week

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Miguel Artitty, the Paella Pulis, is the reason this team won't win any trophies at the end of this season.
0 squad rotations, key players are either not fully fit or running on fumes.
Ran Saka to the ground until he's literally at risk of rupturing his ankle tendon after returning from a serious hamstring injury.
All that posturing about this being a great season, he can't even rotate his "deep squad" to be better prepared for the springtime run-in.
This piece of shit spent the most in player transfers & wages in this club's entire history, for 1x FA Cup during COVID lockdown vs. Frank Lampard's™ transfer embargoed Chelsea.

And you clowns support this club.

Using a nice tactic on football manager. Low line counter attack football around bypassing the midfield and stacking players forward. No press. Got some of the best set piece takers and some tall players for deadball goal grinding. Arteta would love it. Boring, risk free but damn effective. Won 11 titles.

Smelly trolls still going? Christ get a fucking life you dull cunts.

>>154295500
this pic is enough to make me go suicidal if i was an Arsenal fan

>>154295594
11 titles would ruin it for him

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>>154295639
Top players must leave Arsenal to win major trophies. Their best ever player had to do this.

You guys already saw the best possible Arsenal squad the Kroenke's could afford (2023-2025). It's all downhill from here.
Saka & Ordegaard are physically deteriorating. Ben White, who complemented those two key players, is a mid-table RB/CB at this point.
Trossard is too streaky, he's a ghost in this most important phase of the season.
Havertz needs a team build around his link-up traits, he's not a great goal scoring forward. I'd argue this guy doesn't work in the ultra-defensive PL, he has no space to drift around.
Gyokeres, Martinelli, Madueke, and Gabriel Jesus are not good enough for a title winning club.

Compare all those attackers to Halaand, Doku, Semenyo, and Cherki.

>>154295614
>'You're trolling if you're critizicing Paella Pulis Artitty.'
This is why people hate Arsenal supporters online.

>>154295495
Arsenal will win epl this year, citeh gonna drop points soon

>>154295594
>counter attack
Ooh, that's too risky m8. Arteta would never. The second a counter is on, the players would all prioritise passing the ball backwards so every single player on the other team can leisurely jog back to defend and every single player on their team can also defend just in case they lose possession.

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>>154290979
>You don't win Champions League titles with Kai Havertz.
That's where you're wrong kiddo

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Arsenal wasted their transfer fund buying another Chelsea Reject™ in Madueke in the summer instead of giving more playing time to Nwaneri.
This also would've given Arsenal the funds to push for boyhood Arsenal fan Semenyo during the past January transfer window.

>>154296072
>win titles with Giroud and Havertz

>>154296100
and Fabregas. Ironic isnt it.

You're fucking coping if you think Man City will drop points while we won't.
The ruthless Man City are back. They had a dip last year with Pep's divorce and Rodri's injury but they're fucking back now. They'll win every game till they've mathematically won the title, we've seen this many times before.
Also
>thinking this defend-first fine margins football team will beat Man City by GD
lol lmao even

why did you guys choose to suffer?
you could have been Tottenham fans, at least they are grounded on their expectations

My opinion is if Arsenal fans are happy with this style of play as long as it bring you trophies you need to sack Arteta now and either hire Jose, Conte or Simeone. Any of those 3 will win you titles with these players and that style of play. The Basque David Brent will win you nothing

>>154296095
I don't think semen yo is very good desu. He was bang average today and was also average in city's last few games including the CL

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>>154296257
Definitely better than madukek

>>154296095
Arteta's obsession with Chelsea rejects needs to be explored more. I can't think of any other club he buys rejects from. Trossard is arguably the only one I can think of and that was because of his personality and not his footballing ability. Ødegaard was a Madrid reject but quite beloved in Sociedad iirc but he was still a Madrid player I think so maybe he counts as well? Are there any other?

>>154296257
Bang average would probably be about 5 times better than what anyone on the right wing has been all season long. Even including last season.

what went wrong?

>>154295131
City actually dropped points more when Rodri came back into the team in January when they had three draws on the bounce, and they lost against United and Bodo with Rodri in there. They were winning more consistently when Nico Gonzalez was starting.

We're still in it, Burnley might do us a job on Wed

>>154296095
Semenyo's an upgrade on Madueke but let's not pretend the guy doesn't have trampolines on his feet

>"The referee's call of no red card was checked and confirmed by VAR - with the action from Gabriel deemed not to be excessively aggressive or violent."
Apparently you can headbutt anyone now as long as it's not EXCESSIVELY aggresive

YOURE NOT GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE

AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHSHHHAGAGGAGAGAGGAGAGAGGAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHGAGG

>>154296604
Opponents are better prepared against Arsenal's set piece routines, Saka and Odegaard are past their physical peaks, and Arsenal's forward line isn't good enough.
Odegaard was always predicted to have a shorter prime because of his knee tendonitis and Saka's been mismanaged.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>cuck
>cuck
>cuck
GOODD MORRNNNING, ARSEKEKKKSS!
>quck
>quck
>quck

I only managed to see the first half and was impressed we were playing a lot better than in most recent games. So of course we still lost in the end. D'oh.

Ok Arsebros you can't win the league anymore but if you deliberately lose to West Ham you can still relegate Spurs.

>>154298311
Catching dcls manbun could have killed him though

>whole world is Arteta OUT
feels BASED

Excuse me I was late
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBOTTLEJOBFCAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Arsenal has now won 1 in 6 of their previous games
>the 1 win was a last minute goal against Sporting Lisbon

now that i've cooled down, fair play to the doomposters, i was predicting a 0-0 slurper but of course the mental midgets couldn't even do it. looking back the red flags were already there during sunderland away, thought that it would just be a one off game but then villa away happened, then that shitty january-february period followed by post carabobbins cup final, just disgusting all around. not even threatening the worst liverpoop in a decade, bottling a two goal lead against wolves, toothless against 10 men chelski, and fucking cunha dancing like an ape is just the cherry on top
>inb4 le CL!
yeah good luck with that, anyone coming from the other bracket would RAPE us live in front of hundreds of millions watching, heck i'm not even sure that we would go past atleti

they call it the eternal thread because that's how long it'll be before arsenal wins a trophy

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>>154300545
Sometimes it snows in April

>>154292264
All that's saying is that arsenal spent less than city and are still able to compete against them

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>>154300594
>compete

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well, that was PURE FIRE

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>>154300679

>Cherki doing Lacazette's celebration in front of the Arsenal fans
absolutely basedola

> Tottenham relegated
> Arsenal choking

We're nearly there lads...

>>154300545
The home defeat against Bournemouth was the nail in the coffin I fear. No trophies this season then I'm full Arteta out thanks to that.

>>154300548
These threads started when Arsenal were on a 6 or 7 year trophy drought after winning the 2005 FA Cup, and the media would not shut up about it.

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>spend the entire game bullying and wrestling with Haaland, ripping at his shirt off so you can look cool and badass in a clip compilation of your best moments
>headbutt him and get away with it
>fail at your one job of stopping him scoring because you're too focussed on grabbing him
>lose the game

>>154300786
And in the end Haaland cucked him by out muscling him to smash the ball into the back of the net. Heroic stuff, put that serial loser in his place.

>One aspect of the title race was settled on Sunday with the prospect of an end-of-season play-off now over - should the teams be level on points, goal difference and goals scored come 24 May, City will collect the title by worthy of a better head-to-head record.
Well we'll just have to win all our remaining games then, simple as...

>>154291844
What's the point of taking that when you'll still end up with no silverware

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>>154300828
I can't be doing with it going down to the final weekend.

>coneplacer legoheaded fraud
OUT
>odeshaart
OUT
>kai shatverz
OUT
>bookayoo shaka
Would not mind if he was OUTed
Gabriel magalhaes is also edging closer to shit territory, his defensive woes are going at an incremental level.

Anyone playing pes2013 on pc?

Does Fabregas come here if offered the job and is he a good fit?

>>154296070
There were a good few very positive instances in the game yesterday of arsenal counters. We get games like this and think our fortune as fans have changed, next game will be the same against some shitty mid table side. They pretty much played my tactic yesterday. More direct higher tempo counter and regroup football. And if havertz wasn't shit they'd have at minimum drawn.

>>154300955
Fans are wary because he left and ended up at Chelsea. Don't care if he calls himself an arsenal player for life.

>>154300955
Cesc 1000% will accept the job if offered, arsenal is a massive job and if he succeeds he may as well be called the massiah with the constant shitshow we're in every year.
Now whether we SHOULD offer to employ him is another matter....
I for one approve of bringing him to the emirates; but that doesn't seem to be the case for many others.

Is it time to address the abhorrent referee yesterday? Havertz was absolutely fouled in a clear goal scoring opportunity. Bodied off the ball in the clearest fashion. A bunch of fouls were committed across the pitch but not given. There were some shocking ref decisions across the entire weekend. English refs are dreadful.

>>154301040
I heard someone even got yellow carded for being headbutted

I'm upset

>>154301001
>Fans are wary because he left and ended up at Chelsea.
there are no limits to a football fans stupidity
>he can't be a good manager because he played at a club in a different part of the city

>>154301040
The officiating was terrible all around. Khusanov getting sent off would've changed the whole game just like it did for atletico against barca. We're at a point where we have no idea what the rules are anymore. Guehi commits the same foul against Liverpool and gets away with it too. But a season ago saliba does the same and it gets VAR upgraded to a red. But they didn't even bother to review ir yesterday. We live in a bubble in this country but the rest of europe are laughing at the level of out officiating to the point where it genuinely looks like match fixing at times to neutral spectators.

>>154301086
It*
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>>154300785
Are there any posters from that bronze age still around?

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>>154301133
Me.

>>154301086
It genuinely does at times. Yesterday was ridiculous. Tottenham game gave terrible decisions in Tottenhams favour. Liverpool were given decisions over Everton that were laughable. We need foreign refs. They seem to be biased and a lot of fans notice this. Same refs that fans don't look forward to reffing against their club. Use foreigners to police our football like how the government pushes for foreigners in the police and military. Gabriel was foolish in some sense but I respect his attitude a lot. He missed the headbutt so it's no red, and the ref saw that as a tense moment in the match which is all it was.

>>154301065
He didn't connect the headbutt you silly cunt, fuck off back to epl you baseless little twerp. Your club has no general LOL. Take your slippery cucumbers with you.

Arsenal being the only side with a general here speaks volumes. No transchester poonited, no liverpoo, no chelshit rentboys, no arse'n'boner. We got the best fanbase by far.

>>154301143
Goodness me what was Helen of Troy like, Odysseus

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>>154301203
Thought so. Go gyrate on your trailer of buttered cucumbers mate.

the ref didn't make shartvertz miss 1v1s
the ref didn't make odegaard overhit his passes
the ref didn't make zubi hide from saliba during the buildup

>>154301237
All quality players that get mismanaged by this atrocity of a manager.

>>154300955
Sharteta is already set for life after he gets fired from Arsenal, Cesc would be a fool not to take it all you need is to get top 4.

>>154301248
had enough of zubi ngl, fucking rapetey had more balls during buildup even though he's not that great

>>154301164
Yeah we don't need a safe space. The four faggots that comprise this general have all been bullied out of /epl/ for being weak minds.

>>154300991
>We get games like this and think our fortune as fans have changed, next game will be the same against some shitty mid table side.
Correct. Every single time I've thought maybe Arteta and the players have learned something, they show exactly 0 signs of it in the very next game. It is truly baffling. I imagine the only signs of promise comes from when the players go AWOL and do whatever they feel like is the best thing to do. And the reason why it disappears the next game is because Arteta's shouted at them after the match.

>>154300955
Arteta's not going anywhere lol, from an owner's perspective he's doing everything they want.

fabregas plays the same shitty slow football like arteta btw, if we want to go down this route and hire a possession guy we might as well sacrifice saka to ba'al for luis enrique

>>154301330
Offer pep 10 million a week and be done with it

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When it's over

>>154301345
Pep is apparently on £20m a year, and Arteta is one of the next highest paid managers in Europe at £10m - up to £15m with bonuses.

>>154301453
Simeone is highest I think for some reason

>>154301453
Yeah, and that's why I said 10 million a week. Get him in, get the fucking trophy and be done with it.

>>154301456
Probably because the length of time he's been at Atletico.

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I like Sam Dean's optimism.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBOTTLEJOBFCAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>154301461
You trying to bankrupt Arsenal m8.

Filters are racking up recently

Before you had a player called bacary sagna and now you have bakayo saka
Who comes up with this stuff?

>>154301499
You're going to have to filter the entire internet in the coming weeks and everyone will still be laughing at you.

>>154301467
Sounds like a guy running defence for a crypto rugpull