Was playing Conkers with your mates a sport
>>154290217>tfw you lose at conkers so all your mates hold you down and take turns whacking you in the balls with their conkers
>>154290276this but nude
>>154290393explains why getting kicked in the balls gives me a boner nowadays
>>154290217Using vinegar was ILLEGAL!!!
>>154290440kek I remember soaking them in vinegar and letting them dry in airing cupboard
>>154290440Cheaters baked theirs in the oven too.
pretty sure they banned this eventually in our school that was a dark day
>>154290217>only British and Irish people play conkersCrazy, I thought JFs loved stealing our sports.
>>154290217It was bigger than any sport, with far more on the line.
Take me back
>tfw your nice rounded glossy conker is up against a niner next in the playground
>>154290440I still distinctly remember this one geeky kid who had a conker that was basically a rock. It eventually fell off the string and we all stamped on it until it broke and he cried
>>154301239>tfw in my mind those flat edged conkers were the best and could literally slice others in halfIn reality they were shite
Autumn Olympics when
Based.I hope there's still some kids out there that play Conkers. There must be in some corner of England. Instead of watching two TikToks at the same time and speaking like they live in London.
>>154301381unless no stampsies was declared before battle then it was fair game
