THE SECOND BIGGEST GAME IN FOOTBALL AFTER MANCHESTER UNITED VS LIVERPOOLKINO GUARANTEEDGET THE FUCK IN HERE teams: BOCA: García, Fernández, Martínez, González, López, Rodríguez, Pérez, Sánchez, Díaz, Ruiz, Hernández,.RIVER: Jiménez, Gómez, Torres, Morales, Ramírez, Castillo, Reyes, Luna, Suárez, Vargas, Mendoza.
>>154290981>MANCHESTER UNITED VS LIVERPOOL>not even the biggest game to feature any of those teams
>>154291063whats a bigger game to feature us (manchester united)? liverpoo are our cup final
the only thing I know about these teams is that they exist
>>154291109at the end of the day, isnt that all you need?
>>154291076United vs City, obviously
>>154290981Is there gonna be violence in the stands or on the field?
get ready to slurp
>>154291076United vs Grimsby is always kino
>>154291147yes
>>154290981I NEED A FUCKING LINK PLZ
>>154291178https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv-sports
>>154291165kek
>google boca juniors stadiumwhat the fuck is that
>>154291151i thought argies play attacking football?
>>154291225Literally pic related.
>>154291258
>>154291240clásicos are always slurpers, the fear of losing is bigger than the desire to win
>>154290981>>154291151>>154291178>>154291147>a competition where all the good players on both sides have long since been poached by European Clubswhat's the point of this?
>>154290981manure and liverpoo are tiny teams compared to BOCA BOCA BOCA BOCA BOCA BOCA BOCA BOCA BOCA and RIVER RIVER RIVER RIVER RIVER RIVER RIVER RIVER RIVER RIVER RIVER
OOOOOOCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't even know what I am looking at, that league has 60 teams???
>>154291193I can't find one on there that's in Spanish that isn't Mexicans
>>154291279we might get to see a chimpout.
>>154291348oh true, it would be funny to see tiny mexicans fighting
>>154291339yes, theyre all so good it was impossible to cut down any more
anything on the line today? some guy linked this to bundes, so it must be very important
BOCA LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE
>>154290981Is there footie in argwntina?
>>15429133930 teams, two groups of 15, there's an additional matchday where teams play a team from the other group like today>>154291422no>>154291427based
ready to be disappointed like it's often the case
why are brazilians sperging out about argentinians eating donkey meat and crossing the border to buy food there in the last 24-48 hours, did something embarrassing happen to brazil they're trying to distract from, or did based Milei have another win?
>>154291477so much autism how do you expect filthy foreners to get into this league
>>154291279There's only one reason to watch South American Football.
im ready for a 0x0 argentina classicvamos boca btw
Drussi was good for me in Football Manager 10 years ago
>>154291567He's also good for River but the issue is that he's made out of paper maché and every time he scores a goal he has to be subbed off with an injury.Also Bareiro, who was River's striker last season (and comically shit at that) is now a starter in Boca as their striker since the 2 they had are injured and he's scored nearly every game he's been with them, lol.
>>154291462is that a man or a woman
>those shit stains on the fieldthey didnt get to fix it on time?
it's over boke loses
I have noticed that all of the famous celebrities and singers and stuff when they visit Argentina they go to the home field of Boca Juniors. Does that mean that River Plate are the smaller, more underdog team compared to the big team like Boca? I get the feeling Boca Juniors is like the Dallas Cowboys and River is like the Philadelphia Eagles or Washington Commanders
>>154291625yes
link?
Who is he a fan of?
>>154291649https://fmhy.net/video#live-tv-sports
>le colors of your flag are the same so you must support bocaSorry but I cant be bought that easy, River Plate all the way
>>154291636im not sure the commanders equivalent would even be in the top division of argentina
>>154291677bokita flag
They benched sexy Cavani?
>both commentators speak english but they are obviously not native speakers>they occasionally switch to spanish when things are getting intenselmao what
>>154291636i think the boca stadium is falling apart, i saw a webm of the fans celebrating and there was giant cracks in the concrete below their feet
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>154291636Boca used to be uber-successful across all levels in the late 90s and early 00s, they played a bunch of continental finals and won them against the likes of Real Madrid, AC Milan and such, and on top of that they won like 4 Libertadores and a bunch of local league titles and could have won even more without some bizarre mistakes in the middle.They were larger than life, River pretty much didnt exist during this period, only the rivalry did.Things changed around the time Mauricio Macri stopped being president of the club and put in one of his friends who wasnt even one tenth as good and managed everything like shit, brought in shit players, managers, etc, until a few years ago when Riquelme became club president.He saw Boca was swimming in mediocrity and decided that wasnt enough and the club has been on the shitter for a pretty good period of time now.River meanwhile has overhauled itself massively since they went to la B but after Gallardo left for the 1st time they took a bit of a nosedive.
>>154291692Cavani has been dead for a while, as a riverfag I wish he was playing he's woeful
>>154291636Visiting Boca's stadium I feel like its like when tourists visit favelas and so on, its a more unique experience so firsties wanna experience it.
>>154291636Boca are like the Cowboys in that they're more known abroad, they also have the working class status which makes them more popular. Having said all that River is massive. In NFL terms perhaps more comparable with the Giants. Nobody outside the US knows the Iggles or Commies.
why the fuck is there so much trash
>>154291720I watched him play last year against River. He was like a ghost. Surely he got enough money from his PSG days to retire now?
>>154291717>first timedid he go back? i know he left and when he did people wanted him to take one of the top jobs in spain but then i never heard of him again, maybe he got exposed or something
>>154291703Yes it's a piece of shit, the media tries to ignore this fact because it's "iconic"
>>154291748???thats the players m8
>>154291703La Bombonera is ancient and Riquelme and prior to him, Angelici, have done next to no effort trying to mantain it let alone expand it. The stadium is famously incomplete and Riquelme doesnt want to put in any effort or money towards expanding it because a club with as big a fanbase as Boca really needs a bigger one, at the very least a stadium with the size and the technology of the Monumental.>>154291759He went back 2 years ago after flopping at Al Nassr, but like, he was clearly not into it and even after being given something like 100m to spend on various transfer markets his sign ups ranged from mediocre to downright awful and the players ended up turning against him in the end.
>>154291714
>>154291703it's called sovl, yt pipo wouldn't get it
>>154291765you wouldnt get it it just has SOVL
I just realised that the guy from the >abrazo del alma never had a wank
>>154291759Gallardo went to the camel league for big bucks and then came back to River. He got ran out of town after a bad spell this year, really funny how quickly people went from begging him to come back to fucking hating him.
>>154291825That video is oldThis one was a couple week ago. All they had to do was to cover it, it was that easy.
>>154291847me on the right shitposting on my phone seconds before it collapses on me
>>154291863LMAO. its brand new holy shitarchitects hate this one simple trick!
>Driussi injured AGAIN
>>154291863and i thought manures leaky roof was bad
>>154291857People were hoping that his comeback would be like his peak but instead it was ten times worse than when he left
Sebastian Druski
>>154291593Quality prediction post
te fuiste a la B por puto y cagon
>>154291658god bless you lad
Cant they give him something so his knees stop getting injured this is so silly.
do they have var there?
>>154291991la concha tu umadre
>>154292042Yes but dont expect the refs to be competent enough to know how to use it properly.
>>154292042Ye
Boca Juniors has a 100% winrate when I am watching the game
>>154292067>15000 dollars for a ticketi know its USA but ticket prices have gone crazy
Test
>>154292100I think he bought the club
>>154292042>>154292065anyone got that african var webm?>>154292111what u get banned for?
>>154292117if it was rosario thats still an overpay
boquita status?
>>154292100you can also get them for $0 sometimes
Where is El Titán Carguero?
>>154291717I started following football in the early 2000s and I remember being in awe of Boca Juniors when they played Manchester United. There was still a sense of Argentine and Brazilian clubs as equals to the great European sides, both on-and-off the pitch, but that definitely isn't the perception now.I do enjoy watching the Copa Libertadores final every year though, as it's usually shown for free on BBC Sport
this is the first south american game ive watched since that rigged peru vs argentina midget world cup final thread a couple years ago
>>154292198desu boca would still do you guys like 3-0 today
>>154292123Not banned. The post time is wonky for some reason. Was just checking
>>154292100It's Argentinian inflation, about 8 quid.
>>154292227I have faint memory of that, one of the midgets was from my city
>>154292276all i remember is you guys got given like 3 penalties, then a peruvian guy spat on the ref and they all walked off never to returngood to see the little fellas having fun though
I remember in 2018 during the Lib final 2nd leg I was excited to watch River play Boca in Monumental until the fucking Gallinas fans decided to throw glass bottles and rocks at the Boca bus got the game abandoned lol. Got me thinking has fan violent got better or worse there.
>>154292274on one hand, grimon the other hand 8 quid to see boca seems like a bargain
>>154292332i watched a kino doccumentary on that. the guy went there to film the game and talk to locals about the rivalry and ended up getting hit with a bottle or something
>>154290981>bocaca vs riberga>it's another semen slurperwhen will this end?
>0.1xg vs 0.0i know you guys are part italian but this is taking it too far
How expensive would a private suite cost in this stadium for this game?
>>154292332>Got me thinking has fan violent got better or worse there.About the same, but away fans are banned altogether so naturally incident numbers have gone down but news about barras breaking shit in protest of bad management are common
>>154292418I warned you >>154291151
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
do south american normies know this kid or is he only famous on 4chan
is the 2018 final still the last memorable clasico?
>>154292539thank you time machine anon
are argentinians born with tattoos?
Fuck off
>>154292557Yes, the slurperclasico is a scam.
V A RAR
No fucking way River fags can ever seriously say that wasn't a penalty+red card....
penuldy
that's the penaltiest penalty for sure
>>154292473soul
lo erra
(in 1950s radio quality) TIRO PENAL
ME TENES CANSADO GALLARDO
GOOOOOOOOOLGALLINA PUTA, LLORA MÁS, LLORA POR EL ÁRBITRO QUE TE ESTÁ SALVANDO TODAVÍA!
WALLS
Imagine being the ref and having to call this penalty well against your orders
half time rochas?
LEANDRO WALLSVAMO = BOKEBOKE = VAMO
DOMADITA GALLINA PUTA
>p-penal para bokelmaoing at le heccin haterinos XD
we like half time anime here
>>154292658Esto definitivamente mata a madrid boquitabro
>>154292667Don't worry, he's about to give Bareiro a red.
please buy our players burger
In the future, Paredes will be respected more than Messi for staying home and playing for his team
>>154292679larping ah diddy foid on 5
Halftime pisstime
>>154292702is this the char aznable ad equivalent?
i love how the pitch is just covered in random garbage.
>>154292716kek
>>154292695>NOOOO YOU CANNOT CELEBRATE A GOAL, YOU ENDED IN MADRID, NOTHING MATTER AFTER 2018Enjoy another year without a single title and not playing Libertadores galli!
>>154292716bro that's me delete this
>>154292566>that webm
How expensive is a sushi at the monumental
for me, its boca raton
>>154292716sovl
For me it’s beef sushi
>>154292798They don't sell it anymore. The menu is now made of pidgeon and donkey meat. Cricketts coming next year.
>>154292890nice to see theyre importing peruvian food for you guys
>>154292716>
>>154292665>46'doesn't count
>>154292716there is a gloryhole thereI know because i did it
>>154292912Why did she do it?
>sprinklers just on one side classic gallina puta
>>154291654sr JacoB (Mr Jacob, Boca Jrs spelled backwards)
>>154292716Lmao I went to the maracana to watch flamengo x avai couple of years ago and the piss river you have to cross when exiting the metro is immense. That is the thing that i will remember most from that game lol. Flamengo lost 2-1 but we had fun in the north side
>>154292714how is pessi doing in mls, winning the cup every year or getting exposed by part time lawn artists?
it's shit ngl
How expensive would a palco be at a game like this? Or is it so exclusive you have to be important for a game like this?Or do they auction them off?
Whatever happened to her? I remember when she was vlogging she used to go to River games, had a large crowd concert in Monumental and was like her no.1 fan
Está hecho mierda el campo de juego.
Salas can't be a real player. He's so fat and slow.
Merentiel 90+6
nutmogged
Rivero is so shit
>>154293164saw m salas and thought it was marcelo.. now there was a player *hits crack pipe*
river plate is absolutely incompetent
which club does he support?
.>>154293164I agree Salas really messed up the River momentum
>>154293187How much are you losing? I refuse to believe Euros are staying up watching this with no money being on the line.
stream link pls
>>154293184I bet she fucks like a fighter jet.
>>154293229I don't gamble on anything, it's 11pm here, not that late
>>154293245pelotalibre wn
I gambled on this and lost all my money on River to score first lmao. Fucking Salas but I like Argie league anyway I watch Estudiantes games religiously
>>154293229I watch this as I am free on Mondays t. 36h work week master raceMight switch to indycar however
>>154293254>>154293306I commend your will to watch shit games then.
things are heating up
>>154293245>>154293257gracias wn, había olvidado que todavía está funcionando wnwn
>>154293335/sp/ told me these were the two best teams in south america
>>154293294>deleted
>>154292912Very jewish behavior
>>154293367They are.Sudaca footy is just that grim.
KICK THE DAMN BALL
>>154293402please apply to be the chelsea manager, youre overqualified but whatever
>>154293367Independiente Rivadavia, Velez and Estudiantes are better right now.
>>154293412>kendry paez is at river platefucking chelsea fags swore this guy was the white messi for like 3 years and everyone has to just wait until he wins them the league. where did it all go wrong?
chimpout prevented
>>154293367No Flamengo is the best team in south america rn and they are not even in argentina
>Paredes will now start against Argelia and get clowned like he did against Saudi ArabiaThanks a lot, River. You had one job.
>>154293473/sp/ said they were flamierda and overrated trash with a fanbase entirely of wanna be gang members
>mementiel OUTUbedasissies, what is this????
>>154292745pero si los de boca no ganan un titulo hace 3 años
>>154293473I saw someone rocking a de arrascaeta shirt in my gym a couple of months ago lol
I went to a restaurant to buy take out food and had a ~18-20 years old look at me multiple times. I'm too insecure to do shit and I don't really have decent conditions to invite anyone to my house, but even if shit wasn't like this, I wouldn't know what to do. like, should I just get closer to her, tell her I find her pretty and give her my phone number?this shit happens all the time... though usually when I expect it the least.t.40 yo autist
>>154293473>saul is there>lino is thereatletico madrid b team
>roomsThis monkey is so bad lmfao
>>154293488spee is retarded
Uuuuuu
>>154293516maybe she thought dios mio and couldnt look away like a car crash or something
>>154293531you cant suffer as espstinho
>>154293516>18-20 years old look at me>t.40 yo autistdios mio, I am pretty sure she didn't want you
We could have had a Munian vs Ander clasico. Gallardo is still ruining things from the grave.
Gallinagods...We mustn't let Boquita win...
>>154293570idk, all the zoomers over here unironically have a 40 year old boomer fetish, i blame porn. they all want a daddy maybe its the same there
>>154293445>the white messiBut Messi is white.
>>154293558Jefferson Epistão
Maybe Gallardo wasn't the problem.
Ander in
>>154293540>>154293570nah, I'm fit, tall, good looking and not balding or have white hair. dunno why but even zoomies seem to like me.I just don't know how to behave with women, even less with young women like this.
Bloody hell these Gallinas just don't have a clinical edge
>>154292912Based
>>154293591fight me
hitting the arc is lava
>>154293629He left a squad of turbo shitters behind. Man spent almost 20 millions for Kevin Asstaño.
>>154293570>>154293592It's weird but it happens, I have this 22-23 yo coworker that becomes extremely weird/shy everytime I'm around, I would never do anything though, the age gap is too big
zeballos zeballos zeballooooo
cebollas cebollas cebollaaaaa
acunnia acunniaaaaaaa
Esto con Demichelis no pasaba
Montiel is such a bland case studied for me:>played for sevilla>scores the winning penalty kick at the world cup final>joins nottingham forest with the at the time the highest salary in the team>leaves to join riverHe'd have done well in Forest for like another 5 years
I'm starting to think this semen slurping sport isn't for me
>>154293733Unironically. He had like 80% win rate at home. (and 5% away)
>>154293749>from forest to riveradventure pilled
>>154293749They got rid of him. He doesn't have epl level.
Riber defenders are the faggiest fags I've ever seen
>>154293794his next stop must be newcastle then
Watching the TNT Sports Argentina coverage, my Spanish is average but I have to say, Argentinian Spanish is the most easy to understand of all Spanish speaking countries, even more so than Spain.
>>154293821Not really, I'd say Bolivian Spanish is the easiest.
>L.Paredes 45+6' (P)Disgusting
>75% possession>no shots on targetBring Guardiola after he's done with City.
gallina bros... when is the scripted penalty happening?
>>154293840I also watch WWE and I can't understand a word Stephanie Vaquer says.
>>154293840
>>154293840/sp/ told me bolivian girls are the cutest in south america
>>154293840No it's not. They have that indio intonation
>la chocha coudet
>>154293868If you're into Chola chicks.
>>154293860Why are they all wearing cropped shirts?
>>154293868true
DRIUSSI DRIUSSI DRIUSSI DRIUSSI
Its time for KINGtero
>>154293912lesionated
>>154293886Cute chunky eyed spic
>>154293912More like kingCerdo cus he's fucking fat.
>>154293921Its so kingterOVER...
>>154293912i love the braindead nicknames you guys make
what an impotent team these river guys
>>154293821why do you think so? maybe it's just that the commentator is good
>>154293953They're missing their best forward of the past 50 years, Miguel Borja.
equalize soon
i wanted to type its bocover... but its not bocover. its far from bocover.
>>154293862Lole
>this slop will end 1-1
RIG IT
>>154293821buddy youre hearing the peak of argentinian spanish. when in the country you might hear stuff ranging from a slurred mess to a half argie- half paraguayan "spanish"
Así roba roboca.
>>154293997true
what a simian retard moment LMAO what the hell was he thinking?
You can't convince me he didn't bet on a tie
no way they are going to check for penalty
>>154293960Even though they are speaking at a moderate pace, it's a lot slower than Spaniards, plus the words are clear.
>>154293883idk but marge looks like a fucking skank
that was dire alright
boca won, typical low scoring argentina
Vikingol come back please
>EH EH EH EH EH PENAL ESO EH EH PENALdumb villero ape should learn how to shoot
ROBE BOKAROBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>154294071Hey Pajeet, did you lose the bet?
>45+6 (P)It doesn't count...
so this is the famous superclasico
HERE'S YOUR PENALTY YOU RETARDED APE
VARsinso...
>>154294103anon thats not a pajeet thats our greatest ally
>>154294115super de macacouma delicia
Shit match desu
he won
>>154294045Kek, it's hilarious how at the minor sign of contact, they are engineered to drop like they got shot by a rifle.
>>154294045Que villero de mierda no podes hacer eso, más sobre el final negro de mierda.
>>154294132Canada is full of Indians
>>154294176it's a bet thing, I'm 100% sure
>>154294162incredible amount of resources were destined to the diving tech tree
Well that was shit i'm to play eroge
>>154294189trvth nvke
>>154294189lmao nevermind i thought it was peru
>>154294193Vos decís que le iban a dar unas Tapia Coins si jugaba a empatar?
>>154294103i didnt bet on this game, but i do like betting argentina precisely because of the low scoringwithout exaggeration i win like 70% of my bets like pic related yesterday
te robaron por puto y cagon
fun threadmake a thread next time this match is on and i will come watch
>>154294226what are you going to do with all those money?
>>154293633La tibieza que transmite ese lugar
river no era como mas frenetico antes? del tipo que salen a matar en el primer tiempo y luego estan hechos caca en el segundo
>>154294045Have a least a little bit of shame if you are going to flop like that lpqtp
>>154293208Atlanta
>>154294226Yuge 465% returns
BOCA SHO TE AMO
>>154294246>>154294280it aint much but its honest work
chadroman>sapardo
>>154294264Son horribles. Boca tendría que haberles hecho 3 más, pero el Boca-RiBer es siempre un partido con un contexto paralelo. Si en lugar de RiBer, era Unión con el mismo nivel de las gallinas, Boca ganaba 5 a 1.
>>154294280>>154294246that's a lot of money in india
>>154293886Ufff como le llenaría el rosquete con ricota caliente a la cholita
>>154293184SAUCE