>>154291070Why did they take away /our nordies/ again?
My avies will prevail :)
Kongs are ass
Kadri should make himself useful and know Kopitar out of the playoffs
HOWLER, DONT JUMP!
These sexy ladies want to see you have a heated rivalry with your best friend. wat do?
>Game 4 of the 1st round>Another dead crowdWhat is going on? Playoffs used to be electric
>68 degrees not 6 7 degrees
Trevor ZegrASS
>>154291118>not a single game played in canada so far
>>154291098Nobody expected them to be okay. At least the sharks have young talent
>>154291112when did WWE's Gangrel die his hair red and start wearing glasses?
>>154291119I'm a Flyers fan who thought we'd win this series, even a week ago.I'm afraid our GM thinks beating a shitty Penguins team is a milestone
>>154291118Cosmopolitan yuppies are the people that can afford playoff tickets now
>>154291099stuck on a shitty CANADIAN teamkwacanacuck 1993.
How are my bing bing wahoo soft pusys doing?
>>154291112they're just having fun, what's the problem?
>>154291129>Canadian crowdsNo one is afraid of playing in front of Canadian fans
>>154291070
>>154291159You're such a loser coping cuck lmao
>>154291161Playing Mario Kart on my Switch 2!
>>154291143Oh shut up, you're just addicted to crying like a faggot
>>154291161>mandalorian and grogu tickets?!
>>154291164I'm just having fun too
>>154291168I'd be afraid of american crowdsBecause the seats might collapse under the weight
i want to see injuries to landeskum, mackbitch, jihkadri, bycoon and doughy doughty
>>154291177You need your stuffy?
Doughty STINKS!!
>>154291129Man, gonna be a shame not getting to see Laffsfags standing out in the cold looking disappointed.
DOUGHTY KEK
>>154291207Have sex, unironically, jfc
>>154291177>you're a loserkek. couldn't be me.
>TNT muting the crowd Grim
S L U R PLURP
>>154291205I want to see Kopitar go down
dudes nickname is wedgie? unlucky
redditors and zoomers: out
I missed the starting lineups, Ross Colton out?
You got to bury that shit Doughty
>>154291224>laffs
>>154291159>american goaltending
>>154291196that's good :)
>>154291226You never won anything in your life m8 stop pretending
>>154291239wait until you hear the other goalie's nickname
>>154291226>Needing 3 on 3 to win anythingPathetic
>>154291239i used to give wedgies to twerps like (you)
>>154291251>canadian one-timing
>>154291201Our engineering isn't done by shit head pajeets so your fat ass will be safe
>>154291218You tell me how open that net was
slurpo
Mexicans aren't real Americans anyways
>>1542912511993
>>154291272AAAAIIIIIE DELET THIS
Bednar has to be responsible for the Avalanche power play, right? If it was an assistant coach, he should've been fired 6 months ago.
Spiritually 1-0 kings
Doughty is canadian btw...
>>154291112Is Denver really this pozzed?
>>154291288How many disabilities do you have anon, be honest
>>154291265GIVE STUFFY NOW
>>154291302They're the Portland of the Rockies.
Why does Makar shot the puck over the net, cuz he's a dumb canadian?
>>1542912881812
>6-9 SOGsNice.
>>154291288a canadian tendie has won a cup more recently than an american one :)
>>154291302Wasn't Colorado one of the first states to make weed legal?
edzo is drunk already based
>>154291324>>154291288Samefagging with a VPN lmao
>>154291301
>>154291338yeah, them and Washington, Colorado first have it for sale
HE THE BREAD MANKOO KOO KA CHOO
>>154291338>legalize drugs and other degenerate behavior>whole state goes to shitWho saw that coming? Gary did.
>>1542913241776
>>154291314How many doggos have you fugged? Be honest.
Hi all! New hockey fan here! :)Can some ELI5 what "1993" means? Is it a good thing?
>>154291361what type of drugs is that bald numale on?
We don't wanna go to war todayBut the Lord of the Lash says, "Nay, nay, nay"
>>154291379Yes
>>154291323Makar attempted 546 shots this year. 127 of them missed the net completely. Another 220 were blocked. 63% of the time he can't get the puck through because he's fucking shit
>weed is... le badI feel so bad for you zoomies you never had a chance
>>154291334No cups for canacuck because>1993
let's go blues
I can see the puck
What broadcast are you fine folk watching?
>>154291385Gonna be a good game :)
>Lee Russell is now doing Walmart spotsgrim
>>154291411CBC Punjabi broadcast
My penguins ):
No Gretzky on the panel because he's too drunk already
>>154291411https://youtu.be/HSNrXWoAYbk
>>154291409PWHL?
>>154291401>american goaltending
>>154291411The one that's in American.
why does biznasty sound so much blacker than anson carter?
>>154291411altitude
Scoreless in Colorada
>>154291413i wish i could do walmart spots, that's probably some good money right there
>>154291438CTE
>>154291423Where is Makar at in the beginning of this video? I thought he was their defenseman...no?
>>154291409PINK PONY CLUB wonplay la bamba
>>154291390It is bad but pot addicts are delusional
got bad heartburn. dang timmies habenero wrap
Colorado is fine. Boulder and Denver and Aurora are absolute shit holes. Get out of the metro and it's comfy.
>>154290865hello dave! :D
>>154291460What is this from?
>>154291083>>154291456anime doesn't belong on this site
>>154291460Imagine if the faggy canadian team known as the jests didn't draft him and he went to an American team.
>>154291423The goal that brought on the stuffies.
lets go kings
>>154291451Somehow he was caught up ice and then for some reason he didn't skate back to his own end
>>154291464>Eating Singh Hortons in the big '26
>>154291474>imagine jake ottengierokay now what?
>>154291464do you have baking soda, fren?
>>154291458I can feel the retarded brain brokenness through the screen lmao
>>154291467>Get out of the metro and it's comfy.You just described 46 out of 50 states.
>>154291433might could be
>>154291456
>>154291486got me some calcium tablets
>>154291481>expectation>reality
>>154291473absolute based slokavfren at it again
>>154291485close your eyes and open your mouth.
>>154291434>canacuck hockeying
>>154291481pekka how did you find the good timeline? can you bring me along?
>>154291509>is nicknamed moose>is really just a bitchkek
>>154291492Pot addiction is serious business, consider rehab
>canacuck captaining
been watching rollerblading videos. scary stuff
>2:30am puck drop for sabies gameahhh shidd
>>154291510thanks finbro love u too
>>154291564He looks like how Kip from Napoleon Dynamite would look 30 years later.
My tummy hurts :(
>>154291543>>154291561Why did /hoc/ become so cringe
>>154291509
>>154291571i'm gonna watch habs today but then i really need to go slep
>>154291516why do you faggots always turn hoc into your homo erotic fantasies?
>>154291561Diving bitch.
>>154291561>last american captain to win the cup was dustin brownlmao
>>154291585You're the one ranting about your degenerate pot addiction
>>154291585They won once in 50 years and continue to parade it around
>>154291618You realize everyone on the ice has smoked weed right? You uncultured refugees are clowns.
dreams in my head and they wont gospirits in my head and they wont go
>pot>refer>devil's lettuce>wacky tobacky >the chronic>jazz cabbage>giggle bush
>>154291616>He cares about Stanley CupsCanada hasn't won a best-on-best tournament since 2014
>>154291468Nice to see you again Pekka :D
>>154291645>not doing lines of coke like his nhl heroes
Kings logo is ugly
terrible threaddrop the puck in tampon, gary
>>154291112thinnest state in the us btw
After canacuck elimination day do they get rangebanned?
why isnt it called puck arena?
>>154291616>y-yeah butkwab
>>154291634Drug addict
kings scarr in the first 2 mins
>>154291645>raped>gaped>defeated>crying in the shower
I was at a small party in Tobias Enströms apartment and it rank of weed
>>154291686It's called BAWWWWWWL arena for a reason.
>>154291693Get a real job, not whatever they pay you to do this
>>>and it reeked of weed[feex, ya stupid]
>>154291571It’ll be worth it
>bedbitch is ALREADY scrambling his lineskek. scared bitch.
Nate Dawg looks off today
surely montreal and tampa will liven things up
i thought colorado was good, now im not so sure
>>154291745must not have gotten any of that ghetto pegging last night
>>154291760Hopefully, this scoreless draw sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcWOviMI6Lk&list=RDxcWOviMI6Lk&start_radio=1
>>154291652Four nations was best on best minus Russia just like the Olympics.
dump cake is in the oven!
>>154291778Can we talk about hockey, and not gay sex for like 5 fucking minutes?
He relaxed
>>154291760it will definitely be a much more violent game based on what we saw last week.
>>154291776Can't even score on the king a lings.
>>154291786sparkin' the Gandalf Grass
why dey always be sending the black man to sit in the box
>>154291790>Only NHL playersNot best on best
>>154291790Best on best refers to the players, not the countries
>>154291798Americans love gay sex and pedophilia
big save
Softpusy embellishment much
>>154291798it's not gay if it's a girl wearing it. just ask nathan "a black woman is speaking. LISTEN!" mackinnon.
Too many penalties called on black players to start the playoffs, there needs to be an investigation
>>154291798Canada sucks at hockey lol but I hear they have a lot of gay sex
>Having a beard coming into the playoffsVery lame
What exactly is kingly about LA?
>>154291822first time?
kadri STINKS
OOOOOHHHHH
lol Kadri fucking sucksjust sitting there with the puck and an open look like a retard
Yeah my avies are blowing this one
>>154291129Right, nothing gets crowds hyped up like Chief Chugsalot reminding everyone they're on stolen injun land
>soft pusy>soft ppkek
It should be 3-3 by now this is not the sport I know and love
>>154291324>1812If we lost Vietnam, you lost 1812.
>>154291845Raped faggot
SOMEONE SCORE ALREADY FFFFFUUUU
>>154291874>weWhat causes this mental illness
>>154291870>kongs scoring 3 goals
zoomers panicking at a 0-0 game oh jen
>>154291653likewise! :D
>>154291870Welcome to>Kongshockey
That's gotta hoit
>>154291886Loyalty and pride. Something pajeets don't understand.
>>154291836The egos
POW right in the fucking head of the fibula
Man down!
dead leg
>>154291814>>154291816All the best players play in the NHL. Both teams in the finals had zero non-nhl players
>the city of Cleveland
>>154291870kings have the 7th lowest 5v5 goals for and the 3rd lowest 5v5 goals against
>>154291901The ironyGo back to seething about muh weed
Remember when people were predicting the Avs would win the Gary's Stanley cup lmao
Let me guess, LA gets a loserpoint for that now too?
>>154291926Raped faggot
I want to see Kopitar go down with a season ending injury
>>154291903the knee is the patella you dingus
SCARRRRnevermind!
>scoreless draws
>>154291936Very easy for a jew to say
>>154291947my bracket has them losing but im 0/3 so far
why are all these games such slurpers?
>>154291947When were they the favorites? Everyone thought they were regular season babies
terrible call lmao
RIGGED
>>154291959with finns, you get the truth
BASED
Legit call
the cte must be making bednar retarded
lol
>>154291936You're the ones keeping them alive
No goal
I get the feeling my Bolts finna bouta get bootyblasted
>>154291947My brcaket has them winning the cup so of they lose, i win but if the win, i still win. Iuses to sympathize them but i was googling avs related stuff and google led me to reddit and reddit avs fans are beyond retarded and i cannot sympathize avs in good faith naymore :(
>scorefull draw in Greenville
Retards challenging that one
NICE CHALLENGE JARED YOU DUMBO!
>>154292012Ye
Why are the softpusys ALWAYS doing this?
not so fast faggots
Obvious interference
Why aren't the chavs running over the kongs
on an unrelated note i saw frank (danny devito) market jersey mike sandwiches and it got me thinking if they're good sandwiches
>>154292010OK, Carney.
presidents trophy first round collapse beginning.
>refs you suck chantskek. stupid fucking non-hockey-knowing stoner crowd.
colonrado status?
>une expérience effrayante et captivante à Boisbriand.
>>154292038Because they're on skates.
>>154292025Cheating, diving cunt.
>>154291701really good post
no goal, correct callhorrendous decision to challenge that (except for the fact that LA cannot threaten Colorado even on the powerplay so they're risking nothing)
>>154292051You complained that you couldn't see the puck yesterday, lmao, why do you think being a clown is so fun
gay ass camera angles need to fuck off already
we all know that was a goal
>>154291901>pahjeetsYou mean Texans?
>>154292060Raped
Stop using these meme camera angles during live play, save it for replays
>waaahhhh! why won't they let MY team's players run the goalies!!!!!
>>154292080Behind the goal cam is fine
lmao Avs fuckin suck
Nice PK ya got there Kongs
So if the Soilers manage to win the cup this year, it won’t count because they didn’t beat the Kitties along the way right?
>huehuehue le mario sound huehuehue
>>154292121retard
wedgie chant x2
>>154292043They are good if you live somewhere that doesn't generally have good delis. If you lived around Philly there would be better options.
>>154292126>tfw you are old enough to have Mario forever associated with the Penguins
can someone score thoughever albiet
>>154291971I've chosen them every year for the past 3 years lmao. not today
Cam on!Sscore sum fahkin' goals!!!
imagine having to play with overly serious un-fun mackinnon all season and then losing 1st round to the LA kings. kek
>>154292121>pkCanadian hockey knowledge
>announcers are arguing about some shit from 10 minutes ago and not watching the gameFUCK TNT/ESPN/ETC. Bring Back Doc!
>a single scoreless draw at present, please stand by for more, constant updates around the clock and all up in your face, lads
genuine slurper
>>154292174Not much happening desu
>>154292176shut the fuck up trb
>i-if the s-soilers uhm uh <insert mouth diarrhea>fuck up pussy
>>154292176Raped faggot
wedgie my beloved.
>>154292185Don't worry only another 100 minutes until they start the 5:45EDT "puck drop" game.
I didn't believe in eugenics until the election tourists invaded
Avs coach has brain damage
>>154292193Why are Soiler fans so pathetic and cringe anyways
>more dangerous draw in the land of Cleve
What i really hate about that white haired faggot bednar is that he NEVER thinks his team is in the wrong. EVERYTHING is against him and his softpusys. EVERYTHING.
Imagine being hired as a professional color commentator then arguing that wasn't GI
Hm what will they make of this powerplay
N
>>154292226he was a fourth line plug, it's expected
>Another black player penalizedWhen is Betman going to do something about this obvious racism?
>the black players are the ones fucking over the Kangzironic, but not at all surprising
>scorefull draw in Hershey, PA
fuckibng scar already ffs
necas you retard lol
based kempe
>>154292255Black Americans are cringeBlack Canadians are based (Subban, Iggy, Fuhr)
>nAAAAAAAIchezkek. raped bitch. nice penalty retard
this game is dogshit. in fact they all have been so far KWAB
Weak ass call
what a bad game. shame on the nhl. id rather watch regular season baseball.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154292293Please do Jose Martino Sr jr
>13% of the NHL>50% of the penalties
Pardubice-Trinec game was better
>>154292279wow! just wow! how did mackbitch EVER recover from those fingers touching his face?
when does the scoring begin
>>154292289Reffies get a little stricter on calls if you're on the power play
>>154292305i will, jean-paul des poutines
>>154292309It was, and thanks for pointing that out
>>154292313Overtime.
>>154292293I've been watching kongs games all season lamenting how terrible they are to watch, now you all have to suffer with me bros
>>154292289yeah, he should have just let him choke out another player. dumb canacuck.
how does a team with 35 wins make the playoffs
>>154292313SSSSSSSSSSSSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154292334He put his hand on his shoulder. It was a dive if anything
>>154292288ngl they have all been pretty boring, best one was the pongs, and it was not good
>the /hoc/er who posted SCAR
>>154292350>hasn't see his country's team raise the cup in 33 yearsYeah, I guess I'd forget the rules too.
>have to skip the habs game to watch wrestlemania
>scoreless second period in Denver, CO ffs
>>154292025kwab
Inferior Mario sound. That's just the mushroom spawning, not the growth.
>>154292339Anything is possible when your team is based in California or Florida
>>154292279he's such a sissy for just letting it happen
the mountain people are gettin' rowdier'n'a ram in pheremones if you drift my catchdo they allow rope in the ball sack?
>>154292367let it go fren wrestlemania used to mean something
>>154292339Play the most boring, conservative, low event hockey possible to rack up an ungodly amount of Gary points
haha. he said SCAR. i, knowing my stream is behind, watched intently anticipating a goal. but, there was no goal. i have been misled. well played!
>>154292339By only losing 27 times in regulation.
shit games today
>the anon who posted about scarrposting like it's a crime or something
my local junior hockey team could drop 4 on both of these shit teams.
>>154292279Somebody get Mackinnon a neck brace
>>154292279>throwing his head back like thatWhy is it more common knowledge that MacKinnon is a massive embellisher?
>the dive>diving pottery
>>15429233920 gary pointsThey really need to remove overtime, or do something drastic about it, it's fucking garbage when both teams coast the last 5 minutes of a tie to get a free point guaranteed.
Enough of this MacSemenslurping.Habs-Blots and Sabres-Ruins will the real kino tonight.
>SSSSSSSSSSSSSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRless draw
>caulfield will be wearing a microphonefuck off, gary
>most dangerous lead in Chicago
How do we feel about 84 game seasons ?
>>154292419this. you're plastic if you can't handle ties because the baseball retard doesn't understand it.
>>154292445Fuck it, mlb seasons, 160 games
>>154292441>he doesn't want to hear wittle cole's sissy breathing and grunting all game
>>154292445not a fan
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
>>154292445More hockey. Starts earlier in the year.
>>154292445whats the point
>>154292445living the dream, can't complain
>>154292441Does Tampa have Italians on the team?
>>154292445probably finei am a certified pre-season hater so trimming it is a win
>>154292466$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
aves scarrrrrrrrr!!!! lehkonen!!
I hope Marner asked Torts to match him with Kerfoot's line. They were buddies in Toronto. That would be fun.
Lane Hutson will have a career ending injury in a few hours
my avies! :)lehkonen!
>>154292419Make every game worth 3 points and loser points worth 1/3 of a win instead of 1/2 a win>3 points for regulation wins>2 points for OT/SO wins>1 point for OT/SO lossOr keep the system as is but cap loser points at 10 per team so shitters like the Kings and Knights and Pens have to actually try to win games instead of turtling up the entire 3rd period
OH SHIT LA WTF ARE YOU DOING FUGGGGGGGG
Lehky the magic man!!!
WITH FINNS
SCAAAARRRRR LEHKY
time to rangeban finland.
>K1ngs
>Took the Avs 35:00 to score on the KingsPathetic.
AND THAT ONE WILL COUNT
>it took the Avs this long to score against the fucking Kingsyeah the Canes are a lock to win the cup this year
>>154292466It equalizes scheduling. Those two extra games allow you to play every team in your division 4 times. With 82 games there are a couple teams in your division you only play 3 times.
>>154292525field day your room, pct gomez
>losing their minds over 1 goal against gary's 20 garypoint teamkek.
>>154292525Japan's women's team at the Olympics was fun to watch.
LETS GO TEAMGO TEAM GO
>>154292419don't you still get a point for tying if they remove overtime
Imagine in doughty wasn't such a canadian and didn't miss that wide open net.
>>1542924192 points for a regulation win1 point for OT/SO win0 points for losing
>>154292540gotta go stick on puck, dummyjust hugging a guy at the top of the crease isn't gonna stop anything
tfw 1000 miles away from denver milfs
>>154292532I don't believe in math
Armia will tie on the PK and Kiviranta will win the game in Overtime (2nd)
do the mammoth stand a chance?
>>154292567ZAMN they got some bad bitches in denver!
>sanheim>doughty>jarvis>benett>marchand>suzuki>harley>toews>mackinnonwho else deserved to get left out the team?
>>154292581I belieb
>>154292531Are they skipping the ECF?
>>154292581Yeah. They're just as good as the top 3 in the pacific at least.
>>154292555Yes, but since both teams get 1 point there isn't the problem of 3 point games
>kempe keeps ragdolling mackinnon
>>154292581According to a discussion from this morning, no because the LA Kings were really good in 2012 and won the Cup despite being the worst seed
>>1542925951/3
>>154292595>suzuki
the fart i just had reminded me of the stars
I can’t take American chants seriously.It’s always >Go team goOr >ATTACK ATTACKOr >Defence Defence Sad US never adopted UKs style chants of something like Who ate all the piesWho ate all the piesYou fat bastard you fat bastardYou ate all the pies
>>154292648>why don't they just say "TORO! TORO! TORO!"
>>154292648do they make you sing songs while you swab the deck private gomez?
>>154292648>hey fujitaka, why does that bomb have a parachute?
>>154292648British chants would never fly here. Swearing in public would get everyone kicked out
>>154292648potvin sucks
>>154291390It's bad for your brain and lungs. Nicotine specifically from zyns is the drug of the Aryans. Also the effect of weed isn't really fun it kind of sucks
>>154292441don't worry he can communicate his real thoughts non-verbally
>>154292648ALL THASMALL THEEENGS
>Banana ballwtf....
>>154292738>zynhow did the faggiest snus we ever invented become the snus of choice for north americans?
>>154292719Not all of them have swearing.You could go with something like if you were a Canucks fan:We lose every weekWe lose every weeeekYou’re nothing special, we lose every week.
>>154292740he is rad!
I don't think there's going to be a series here we look in a decade down the road and reminisce about.
how is the next game going to start at 545 if its 5 now and the third period hasnt even started yet?
>>154291691>stanley cups dont matter kek>american captaincy >american goaltending
pozzed pos
>>154292648Things are actually happening in the game here unlike soccer. There's no need to entertain ourselves like that.
>>154292790cope the sabres are gonna get swept by the bruins
>>154292800they're not played in the same arena
>>154292800they will put one on tnt and one on trutv
>>154292777I don't know. The only legal brand here is zonnics so retards pay extra to import them and they still suck. Even velo is better
>>154292808Then why come euro hockey games also have chants?
>>154291814>>154291816>there are elite hockey players who dont play in the nhli dont believe it
>>154292805>1 hour laterkwab
Just imagine the confusion on the Away team that are up by one goal of the whole arena started chanting:LETS PRETENDLETS PRETENDLETS PRETEND WE SCORED A GOALYAAAAAAAH
>>154292800Stop asking.
>>154292917Big ice means nothing is happening
>>154292917the ice is so wide it takes forever for anything to happen
crack some jokes you corny fucks
>>154292984Women's rights in society.
>>154292984“Hockey is for everyone”
Hockey
>>154293031proof?
>>154292984what do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan
Why don't scientists trust atoms?>Because they make up everything!Why did the bicycle fall over? >It was two-tired.What do you call fake spaghetti? >An impasta.Why did the scarecrow win an award? >Because he was outstanding in his field.Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? >Because the “P” is silent.
Kucherov is bald
Did any of y'all toke some reefer between periods? I didn't because I'm not a degenerate drug addict
>>154292984>Hallo ich bin Umberto. Ich komme um Ihre Tochter zu ficken>Um WAS????>ugh... UBERTO
How does trb manage to be consistently so unfunny?
>>154293101Common symptom of roids
>>1542928051993
>mfw it's 4/20
>>154292984Why are hockey players good at making friends?Because they are great at breaking the ice!
>>154293133Happy Saint Bob's Day, pekka
>>154293102you didn't because you're a nerd and loser!
>>154293133Based
>>154292984A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by aliens spacecraft, but I think they are done by cereal killers.
BUFFALO MENTIONED
>>154293107Ich werde jetzt ein' deutsch' Witz sagen. Un Wurstmacher kauft ein' MüsliboxIch werde jetzt noch ander' Witz sagenWer ist das?Ein Kannibal'.Was?!Du bist etwa zu sterben und ge'essen werden.Schwein'hund! Ich werde zuerst umbringen!"
>>154293133April 20th is my birthday.
>>154293188I'm pumped for that game
my avies!! :))o'connor!
LOC!!!!!!!!!
>>154293167I don't get it
jhahahahahahahhaha jihadri going to the bench to CRY and POUT.
>a fourfull draw in Ohio
SCAAAARRRR LOC
heeee shoots and scaaaarsstart the bus, queens
DIRTY ROOFER BUD
>>154293211Retard
we need a final solution to the divealanche questionit's like a whole team of tim stutzles
>>154293191Fuck I shidded my pants from laughter
>most dangerous leadCheckmate shartalanche
Whoever tried that hand pass attempt really fucked his teammates over. What a fucking moron.
WHERE MAMA KEEPS DA COOKIES
>most dangerous lead at the only game that matters right now, fuck the minors, ya, you heard me
>>154293226not all crops are wheat IDIOT
Knock knock. Who's there?A Stanley Cup winning team.OK you're american now what?
if the kings don't score at least two goals they will lose this game!
>>154293252if wheat arent crops what are they?
LA's defense is going to trick people into thinking this is a close series but they are dead men walking, they're already eliminated. I wouldn't be shocked if they score less than 3 goals this entire series.
Why don't (((they))) just be honest with the puck drop times from the start?
>>154293270This guy knows puck
>>154293270woah
>>154293270if they don't score at least three goals, they lose
>>154293272Corn duh. You schmucks ever watch Signs?
>>154293272Jeets aren’t used to wheat.
>>154293281Dynamic puck drop times like dynamic pricing.
right in the dickya hate to see it
>>154293298swing away jean-luc
>>154293298Umm Retard-kun…Cornflakes.
>no holding on on the softpusy literally raping clarke in the cornerkek
>>154293281More ad space
based dj playing my DAWG
>>154293298what a dumb movie. a bunch of redneck farmers definitely would have had guns to shoot the aliens with
If they Kings tie it up and it goes to the shootout they are SCREWED
>>154293327>mix of corn and barleyretard
>>154293327were actually invented as an antimasturbation device. the more you know!I only eat Coco-Puffs
fuck off, gary
>>154293273>Gary point merchants
>>154293342>aliensUhm, they were DEMONS! Hence, the holy water all over the house! Do you even analogy, bro?
gary should just end this game early to start the others on time.
>>154293195what's up adolf?
>>154293298>deadly allergic to water >Invade a planet that’s 70% water Retarded aliens.
wedgie chant x 3
How did that stay out?
>>154293298Joaquin the goat strike out king
>>154293395You aren't Japanese
wedgie chant x4
>that guy just told Gary to fuck off, like Gary is in the thread or something, and I hope none of you are disappointed by this, but Gary isn't coming until later cause he's a cool kid and fashionably late is his deal
>>154293321Move children! Allez!
isnt kopitar like 40
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shut the fuck up trb
