Jokic edition previous thread >>154289926
PB5>
JaylGOD tonight: 26PTS, 11-21 shooting, 2-2 free throwsShaiFRAUD tonight: 25PTS, 5-18 shooting, 15-17 free throwsYeah if this zesty bitch goes to the finals I know he's getting the ETHICAL belt from JaylGOD
If Wemby doesn't become the best ever, Thunder might 4-peatThey'll keep being the best defense ever for few more years and Shai will keep out ft-ing whole teams
I just hate watching the Thunder. It’s a matter of personal taste - I just don’t like watching the way they play, and I just wouldn’t choose to watch a game they play if I have no rooting interest. The NBA has decided that this is a legitimate style of play, so if I’m the Thunder, I keep playing this way. But it’s ugly to watch. It’s also the object example of why refereeing is too big a part of the NBA game. It’s the mostly lawyerly, “we play exactly by the rules and push all gray areas to the point where we are just a pile of exceptions swallowing every rule” style of play, and it’s not aesthetically pleasing at all. They’re good. But they aren’t in that Popovich-Spurs, Kerr-Warriors, “I need to go out of my way to watch this” good, or even approaching that.
Can't believe I'm forced by universal hoop law to admit that I dislike the smelltics less than the Oklahomo Semen Demons.
Stay seethin
>>154294068Tatum facing the first adversity of his entire life in the form of that injury has given him that dawg, you can see the change
Why if first round 7 games again?
>>154294047cc22>
>>154294166ethics status?
YAWNNN , 2 boring blowouts in a row
>>154294203Only 6 FTs he dont got his superstar whistle back
This has been maybe the worst single day of playoff basketball ever
>>154294270I specifically being bored out of mind in the early 2000s through a lot of the 1st round
>>154294270pissies vs tragic should be better since they're both dirty teams
>>154294270Yesterday wasn’t that great either to be honest. Cavs vs raptors was a blowout, Knicks vs hawks was just alright but it was clear the Knicks were better, nuggets vs Timberwolves was good, and lakers vs rockets was unwatchable with the shitty rockets.Why is the 1st round 7 games instead of 5?
>>154294166I like Jayson Tatum a lot more than Shai
>25/4/7 on 5-18 shooting, 15-17 FTHow do leaf nuthuggers find shai enjoyable to watch?
>>154294323>Why is the 1st round 7 games instead of 5((()))
SGA hit 5 FGs in the game, none of them 3s and somehow he got 25pts out of it
Suns lose! Suns lose!
>Pistons v MagicBack in the day, this was a great series.McGrady all by himself.Pistons came back from 3-1 to win.Doc Rivers historic playoff fuck ups began here.
Alright Pistonsbros, the higher seed won every single game in a blowout so far. Let's do this.
So i just read a report which said Dickerson actually got an MRI done and it literally showed nothing, he literally just has a fucking bruise knee. He ducked the legacy series against his biggest rival because his bussy was sore? Takea fucking advil and get yo ah out there you bum. unreal that a 41 year old still want it badder than u.
Fuck you all and fuck SGA.MVP is supposed to be a good behavior award too. Someone who makes their team into #2 from the dumps deserves it not someone who statpads.MVP is Wembanyama.
Brock Lesnar jobbed in less than 5 minutes
playoffs always kinda suck in the first round i guess, last years also had 5/8 4-game and 5-game sweeps, only denver - clippers (that was a great series) and warriors - houston (sloppy series) ended in 7-game sweeps
>>154294421KDs a failure as a man
>>154294488Yeah there is usually one or two series in the 1st round that truly feel like anyone can win. I think Magic-Pistons might end up like that, we'll see
>celtics win it all>thunder win it allWhich would make /nba/ more mad?
>>154294488>denver - clippers (that was a great series)Yeah, that was an amazing series.Aaron Gordon buzzer beater was kino
>>154294481bud light don't pay him nothin
>>154294465I find it hard to evaluate Wembys actual impact because he's such an odd player. Spurs are also a bit strangely constructed without a real playmaking pg so it can be hard to discern who is making stuff happen. It will be interesting to see them in playoffs, I think Wemby will rise to the occasion
>>154294536Celtics are polarizing, but nobody except Leafjeet respects the Thunder.
>>154294565>Celtics are polarizingfuck inceltic
>>154294536If the Magic made the Finals against Minny
>>154294171should just be if 3-0 series is over. no game 4 home revenue for the low seed loser team who can't get 1 game.
>>154294565Not polarizing with one literal fan.
>>154294565Nice try inceltic, your jew tactics are too easy to spot
>>154294548>without a real playmaking pg>stephon castle was 6th in APG, 4th among PGs (Cade, Luka, Harden)damn there must be a fuckload of teams with no playmaking pg
>>154294578>>154294585>>154294588Ireshart also respects them, plus their unexpected success their year has made them less hatable.
>>154294612Fox has 6.2 apg and he has 7.4, spurs simply pass a lot. They also just give Wemby the ball pretty often.
lenny kravitz gave me aids
>>154294642Stop.
>>154294481Every Brock Lesnar match since he's returned in 2012 except the Cena Extreme Rules match and his Roman / Taker matches have been 5 minute one sided squash matches.
>>154294661KP…
>>154293990Don’t run when it comes.
>don't oy vey when it comes
This shit is boring as fuck. I can't imagine wasting all season only to have multiple blowout games when it's most important in this tranny sport.
Imagine being Wemby.Imagine knowing you're the best player on that court everytime but Chet has a championship and you don't.
>>154294760Detroit Orlando game thread
Ireshart and Malaysia just proved themselves as cowards today. First, they call me out by name when the Thunder were down by 1 with 10 minutes left in the first quarter. Thunder took a lead and both of those cowards decided to run. Just like I predicted. So I will as this. When June comes and what I predict comes to pass (thunder championship) will you fight like a man? Or will you run like a coward like you did today. The choice is yours.>>154294736Stay there, be a man, don’t run, fight back
>>154294068'fraid so
It all will lineup perfectly >blast the suns>SGA revenge on Luka and the Lakers (sloveina finally kills himself >beat spurs in the WCFI don’t give a shit who comes out of the east. I want boston. I haven’t forgotten the shit inceltic talked about me before June of 2025. >>154294736Stay there, be a man, don’t run, fight back
Pistons had an excuse for these sloppy mistakes last year, this year it's completely inexcusable.
>watch nba games>commercials are all dykeball players
>>154294847>I want boston.No, you don’t
Celtics are cakewalking to the 'nals
the orlando magic good vibes are back
>>154294847>I want bostonSee you in the finals, ShaiGOD
>>154294861Sup sadietroon. Come back to me in June. I’ll be here, the question is, will you?>>154294736Stay there, be a man, don’t run, fight back
PORTLAND WILL BEAT SAN ANTONIO
>aja wilson commercialbased
>>154294665DONOVAN CLINGAN = DPOY
>>154294774im prolly gonna run like a coward ngl iann gon hold u
>>154294905Bams BBC keepin her happy
>Detoilet was a pretender all along2015 Hawks vibes. Knickmidgets are the only thread, then the ThunderGODS
What the actual fuck are the Pistons doing? They have forgotten how to play basketball.
If the Pisstons lose to the Magic Cade should kill himself.
>>154294905WNBA player shoes outselling NBA player shoes is something
So the magic really finna shock the worlded?
Magic are probably the worst low seed matchup for the pistons. They are just as big and just as capable of being physical. 3 point shooting isn’t one of the Pistons strongest points so they can’t just shoot the magic out the game.I think the pistons will win the series but by the end casuals will be asking how they were the 1st seeed.
Worlded status?
>>154294912You summon the beast but cover your ears when it roars? How does that work?>>154294736Stay there, be a man, don’t run, fight back
>>154294914>2015 Hawks vibesYOU DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK THAT FARWHAT ABOUT LAST YEAR'S CAVSWON THE CONFERENCE, GOT #1 SEED, SWEPT IN THE FIRST ROUND
>>154294933'fraid so
>>154294332Because we watch the games and not just box scores so we can see how Shai manipulates the defense with almost curry-like gravity. A BAWB would never understand, guys like Jokic are left free in single coverage because they arent respected by the defense.
cades defense is shite
Why are you shooting so many fucking threes you bums? That isn't your identity.
This Italian mf on fire
>boston/okc finals
>>154294947>You summon the beast but cover your ears when it roars?Bars
No wonder the Magic wanted this matchup. Pisstons are regular season demons.
>>154294952>LAST YEAR'S CAVS
Migrate if youre discussing pistons/magic>>154294760
>detoilet
Magic are capable of mucking the series offense but their 3 point shooting isn’t so garbage they will eventually falter
>>154294980This flip already knew
>>154294980TateGOD and JaylGOD and WhiteGOD will ethically win and finally become beloved by /nba/ as everyone cheers them on over shaifoul>>154294947im just a silly goose i guess
>>154294994why make a thread for this game????????????
>>154295001Its a playoff game.Same shit happens for nfl
Has the pistons ever had a flashy team? feels like all their legendary teams were build on defense
>>154295001They come in clutch when the schizos are fucking up the main thread
>>154294946qt
>>154295008We aren;t the NFL bro
>>154295015You’re correct, they always relied on team synergy, toughness, and defense They draft and trade based on that identity.
>>154294994FIRST QUARTER IS OVER AND YOUR THREAD ONLY HAS THREE REPLIES KWAB
>>154294905that's a man
>>154295000Damn even Lulgaria will have to root for the CeltGODS in a potential finals against FTAHilarious
i like suggs because he's the heart and soul of the magic but i didnt realize he made 35m this year. you can get like 3 boston white guys for that price
>>154295008nfl doesn't have first round slop series
BEEF STEW IS THAT MF
ummm detoiletbros???
>>154295044Pistons have momentumThey'll be leading by the end of the first period
worlded status?
>OY VEY MUH LUNGS AN SHEEEEIIIIITTT!!!>MUH PRECIOUS FRAGILE LUNGGERS!!!!>T. CADE CUNNINGHAM
>Paolo continuing to shoot efficiently Fakest thing I have ever seen
If the magic dont get a large lead in the first half then the pistons will take this game
>>154295057pit lingerie
>>154294994migrate off /sp/ retard
>>154295059sexo with jenny
>>154293990What's the point of getting numbers like that if you can't convert it to championships?
>>154295041Hockey is a completely different game where a hot goalie can win a game almost singlehandedly even on a shit team
tobias harris just sort of dunked on bitadze
>>154295044Just had to shake off the rust. Back to reality.
All these fucking offensive rebounds by the Magic ffs. Can we please check if Dennis Rodman can suit up?
Goga?! You fucking disappoint me!
Orlandosissies... did we get too cocky?
>>154294760>>154294760>>154294760game thread
it's orlandover. tag the hornets back in
the worlded... is unmoved....
GET A FUCKING REBOUND
tobias harris is hoopin. wonder what jimmy butler is up to these days. is he still with the heat?
>5/18 FGM>0-4 3PM>15/17 FTM
>>154295295damn
>>154295148these games dont need a gamethread
>suggs gets subbed off>magic lose their lead instantlythis whole time everybody was arguinh over franz vs bachero, but its clear that suggs needs to be the lead player
refs always wanna take over a game
detroit blowing it
pistons are unfortunately going to get fraud blitzed on twitter and other shitholes because people love the "omg le 60 win 1 seed isnt actually good!!" narrative, but also because the pistons lucked into fighting the most talented and competently put together team out of all the 7 and 8 seeds todaydont get me wrong, I didnt say the magic are good, but theyre the only 7 and 8 seed that either isnt missing a key player or doesnt literally have a bench and ancillary piecies full of bums and retardsBut everybody is going to pretend the pistons arent blowing them out because the pistons are bad instead of because the magic are the least shit team that a 1st and 2nd seed has faced today
Pistons are supposed to be a tough physical team? They're getting out rebounded and beat to every single loose ball lol
i shouldve listened to jenny
>>154294998Kek. That was me. I root for the Cavaliers now. That post was written before Harden was in and played ethically in Cleveland, so it's a valid excuse to change my opinion. I think the Cavs are up to something. The Celtics would lock up the OKC, though.
nice league silver
this series could get fun. the refs should just make bad calls on purpose to get everyone fired up and take matters into their own hands
>>154294998I mean thats probably the favorite now
wait didnt someone make fun of me for saying paolo threw the playin game so they could face detroit instead of full strength celtics lel
I expect Detroit to pull away with a 10 point lead after the 3rd quarter, Pistons win 113 - 105
Orlando gonna take these bums to the limit. A Play in team shouldn't be leading the 1 seed
>Jalen Suggs is dating Haley Van LithI hope he gets a life ending injury
Fuck this fraud are you shitting me
>>154295447The Magic lost to the Celtics C team benchwarmers in a game to potentially get the 6th seed and then they lost to the 76ers without Embiid less than a week later for the 7th seed. They're dogshit, the Pistons are just soft as fuck inside to the point that it's getting exploited.
>>154295447All I know is that Detroit is basically Canada, and therefor is a fraud by association
>>154295540she broke up with him and he was on stream saying he had an ex on charlie kirk shi
>Detoilet could have traded for MPJ>traded for kevin huerter insteadyou deserve this
>>154295490Not from back in december
im starting to feel tremors in the ground bros
Ausar's defense is lowkey keeping the Pistons in this
>>154295657kevin bacon...
>>154294905Her womb will birth the basketball GOAT.
why is Stu hanging out in the 3 pt area? Nigga go down in the block and get a rebound
Why did Suggs do it?
>>154295699>2 nigerians no.
If this is what the Magic are doing to the Pistons on the boards and in the paint, then I can't imagine what Jarrett Allen and Evan Mobley would do to their asses.
Theres a guy on the Magics who looks like Austin Butler. Im not gay but Id shave my bussy for him to pound me
>>154294952People keep talking about Emsneed as a fake demon the nigga hasn't played meaningful ball since 2023. Donovan Mitchell has led multiple 1st seed to a second round exit.
Ausar Thompson is the best perimeter defender in the league and it's not even fucking close.
Hey guys my dad works for the local glory hole and I saw the script; Durrcant is out for the 'yoffs, Luka is coming back in the 3rd game of the second round and it's gonna be smellshits vs the fakers in the Finals. Lebeta will sign with the cavs this summer and win his 6th ring next season then retire.
>>154295704>hailey "I take my headphones off to hear how loud my fart is" van lith
>>154295468Based
>>154295475>don't televise Denver vs. Minnesota, Knicks-Hawks or either Spurs game>make a national showcase out of this shitThis league can literally do nothing right
How long has Ausar been the better twin
>not a single playoff game has been decided by less than 10 points kek
>>154295798Tranny joked aside the chick got some fat tits
>>154295861proof that the play in is kino but the playoffs are not
this feels like a game that will be decided in the 4th quarter
how hard is it to just put the ball in the basket
>>154295861Id be shocked if the detroit game spread is more than 2 or 3 points
the magic are gonna lose this game. They should have a much bigger lead
5 of fucking 18, this is prime chuckry levels of "greatness"
jalen duren getting raped
>>154295902betslop took detroit -8.5
>"suggs why did you drop Hailey Van Cheeks? did you have more interesting prospects?"
once ausar thompson starts making open jumpers it's over for the magic
>Detoilet Pisstains choke in the first roundAfter all that!
let's cover the nba playoffs with three guys who sucked in the playoffs
>>154295948
i hope you guys arent actually watching this shit product
>>154296073nah I just read the box scores
>>154296073Of course not. I even slept through the Thunder game.>17 fucking free throwsThe league is peak cattleslop now.
>>154295063Why niggas always tryna breef
>>154296073the okc game finished hours ago man
Lakers Rockets and Wolves Niggets only soulful series rn
>>154296073all my hockey teams except the Avs are choking so I have no choice
>>154296073background for shitposting
Biberty?
By the almighty power of Hailey Van Ass, the Orlando Suggs will win this
Dunc Robinson looks like Jamie from Progressive
>>154296073I watched every single game. Had some snacks while doing so.
Paolatriots in control
Duren is such a bitch. You're getting punked by Wendell Carter Jr lmao
Where'd the Pisstons tough guy routine go? I thought they were bad boy bullies. Fucking chumps.
paolo cookin em
what is going on with detroit?
this feels like one of those games of basketball where you kinda know the pistons are better but the magic just keep having the lead and being within the pistons' grasp but just outside of their reach the whole game and they can just never quite close the gap
uh-oh
embarrassing
Pisstains exposed
goddamn my pisstains suck
>paolo was sandbagging all season
>I watched every single game
>>154295922Yeah, I'm getting cooked. Fucking Cade acting like this is his first playoffs.
pistons coach wins Coach of the Year after getting btfo by an 8th seed.
>>154296266imaging trying to pick up women by competing in a detroit pistons quiz and not only that but losing to the other guy
>>154296293he loses nothing from doing that
>>154296293you miss all of the shots you don't take
just an hour before wembust getting exposed in the playoff
When my pistons win by double digits and series ends in 4 gamesWill you all apologize?
>/nba/ doesn't know that the Pistons are a second half team who routinely pull away with depth and defensive adjustments
>>154296320I will. But right now your trash ahh team is getting exposed
>>154296259>watching basketball is somehow a bad thingWhy are you here then?
>>154296310by the blazers? i doubt it. my question is can he play multiple series in a row of physical basketball
>>154296320my apology won't be as loud as the disrespect was
>>154296335To shipost
I wanna fuck caitlyn Clark so bad bros
>>154296357Blazers have taken out a lot of good teams this season. They can't win but they can definitely steal a game or two
>loud crowd noise in the broadcast:)
paolo heard he was goin to the wizards for always disabled this offseason and started playing
Detoilet is this years Cavs but even faker lmao.
the pistons will ultimately fail because they refused to find somebody better than Tobias Harris
>>154295861games decided by less than 10 are just FT shooting contests for the last 2 minutes, boring kwab games
Fucking embarrassing pisstains
Bickerstaff is a playoff terrorist lmao.
Pressing S
JB Bickerstaff frauding his third team as a high seed kek
>i'm clean like dish detergent
Duren is -16, Stewart is +5. But yes, let's keep Duren in the game when he is getting completely bitched.
Chauncey billups cant coach shit
that was a travel
Anyway whats up with blazers spurs
>>154296521Beef Stew just had a 3 sec violation that nigga dumb as hell
>buy our streaming service to watch the playoffs>very next day have to buy another streaming service to watch the playoffsfuck this gay earth
>>154296546Easu streaming gambit.
It was pretty obvious the Magic were at least evenly matched with the Pistons, and shouldn't have been a big underdog. They're both basically just "physical" tough teams, and the Pistons especially have nothing outside of the paint>t. watched all of the Pistons games (but only the ones against the Spurs), all of the Magic games (except for all of them, but I kinda vaguely heard they were good a couple playoffs ago or something), and have been watching the NBA for over a decade (but only like the last 1.5 years of over a decade, because I saw Wemby highlights on YT and got interested)
>>154296565based
>refs caught trying to bring Detoilet back
detroit blowing it hardd
I've seen enough. Lakers vs Magic final.
is there no other "jump" song than house of pain holy fuck
>>154296617>Lakers
What even goes on in detroit?
WELCOME TO BRICKTROIT CITY
>>154296619can halen
>>154296565I thought pistons best player was kill so I just assumed the line would be close I feel retarded for not putting a massive chalk parley minus this game because I would've easily have bet the magic +8.5 by sheer ignorance
Why don't the Pistons simply plant an IED on the Magic team bus?
>>154296619they must be still making a fortune on that on nba royalties
I don't rate Paolo and I don't rate Cade. Not sure how to feel right now.
>>154296644Downtown is pretty dead unless there are games going on
Why even play basketball if its not gonna matter on judgment day
you don't even have to guard half of detroit's team. Tryharding can't be that effective in the regular season
>>154296650they never play it>>154296658one hit wonders be more set for life than your average platinum broke artists
omg man da silva is complete and utter dogshit
Everybody's gonna miss their shots(Get down) all the fans are gonna leave their seatYou gotta lose your mind in Detroit Brick City(Get up) everybody's gonna miss their shots (Get down) every fan is gonna leave their seat
>>154296715lukek bros...
by my calulations, detroit is going to have to win the 4th quarter by 8 points to win the game
>>154296715the one thing i know about basketball mvps is never bet on the white guy
>>154296706>Tryharding can't be that effective in the regular seasonIf you're not some meme team shitter, then yes it's important for home court advantage. For everyone else there really is no point.
>>154296742kek
how lame is detroit if they lose
Pistons have no offense outside of Cade iso. They play exactly like one of those smaller market mid tier 2000s teams who punched above their weight with defense but could never attract another star.
https://youtu.be/J3iennlf-OA?si=V8zLz5Nh7QYB_oA-
damn this dj in detroit isn't even trying
>>154296715There is no way in hell they let Wetbananas become the youngest MVP ever. It'll be FTA or Jokic. Jokic has a strong narrative as the first big to average a triple double. And they've already given charity MVPs to FTA and Embiitch already so I can totally see them giving it to Jokic. If Wemby somehow wins the world will explode.
>>154296644Cultural enrichment
how do we save the east
>dat pistons cheerleader kweenFUCK
This thread is moving so fast no one will notice when we were younger my cousin and I touched weinersGo pistons
crashing your 1 seed with no survivors
magic won the bane trade
>>154296779Sga is a lock because Adam silver hates basketball
Bitches think I'm Ersan Ilyasova
lmao
realistically who can stop the celtics
>MVPJokic>DPOYWemby>ROTYFlagg>6OTYKJ>COTYMitch Johnson>MIPDeni>CPOTYMurray
Detroit winning this
how did the sixers shut down paolo?
>>154296803Kanye is that you
>>154296830>>154296835
>>154296848She's so fucking ugly and yet I want to eat her pussy for a week straight. I don't know why I find her unattractive and yet every time I see her I want to brutally fuck her.
>>154296848She's so perfect bros
>>154296853bro threw so he could duck the smelltics
>Suggs
>>154296836whistle gay
>>154296848She's Allah
>>154296871you might be gay
>>154296871>>154296875You're female-brained. You're turned on by status and fame
>>154296853They let him shoot lmao nigga shut himself down. Scary ass nigga was playing like Shitgoon.
>>154296803My older friend asked to see my dick when i was like 7 and i showed it to him. looking back its the weirdest shit ever
>>154296848Hail Clark, full of grace, the Lord is with you.Blessed are you among women
>>15429677995% it's sga, 5% it's wemby. 0% chance of jokic idk why you're even mentioning him
>>154296779>the first big to average a triple doublehe did that last year
the magic just walked up to the basket and shot the ball with no resistance like 3 possessions in a row lmao
>>154296915>and i showed it to him.
every time Detroit are about to take the lead Orlando make a huge shot that kills the momentumthis is some black magic hoops
>>154296715Lukwab, when will it be his turn. Jokic is still in his prime. SGA is the same age and Wemby is younger. When will the Slovenian Slob get a shot.
>>154296935i was told there was going to be defense
cade cant win with these cats
>>154296935that's what they did vs charlotte too
Disappointing but Pistons are officially on fraud watch :)
>>154296943He'll get his prize when he can play well without crying and whining to the refs after every possession
which NBA club tom macdonald supports?
Duren is such a massive pussy
Oh! A man's jam!
>>154296963Charlotte Hornets.
More like "Sucks!"Instead of suggs
Tobias Harris is not invisible this game
GO WHITE BOY GO WHITE BOY GO
> Your star defensive guard gets dunked on by white german. KWAB, detoilet is getting fraud checked.
Cade cunny gotta do it all himself
Ausaar got redeemed
pathetic
Cade can't carry these bums
Cade is carrying these niggas hard as fuck. No wonder his lungs gave out
Cade is so good bros
>>154297001>>154297002>>154297009
reffies desperate to get detroit back in the game
Cade can't breathe carrying these cats.
alright da silva you may have foul problems but you are hitting some shots at least I'll give you that
Get Duren out of the fucking game. This punk ass niggas is soft as fuck, getting bitched by Wendell Carter.
surely detroit will tie the game at some point right bros? still 0 lead changes since suggs made it 3-0
Just burn detroit to the ground bro this is embarrassing
Man the Thompson family might have 100iq between them
Bill Simmons put Duren on his 2nd team All-NBA
The minimum games rule is bullshit. Tatum should win RotY this year and this rule robbed him.
DO NOT FOUL OUT SUGGS
Taking Cade out lmao Bickerstaff is so funny bro. Now you guys see why the Cavs got rid of this guy,
you're tellling me ausar thompson committed zero fouls until 7 minutes into the 4th quarter?
Damn Cade is strong as fuck isn't Wagner 6ft 9
>>154297037He need to develop a bag this off season. You can’t just run n dunk when your team has no spacing
>>154297029my drill sergeant looked just like duncan but sounded like morgan freeman
East really is dogshit Boston has an easy path every single year the rest of this decade
>>154297091They said that last year and they were done 3-1 before Gaytum broke his bussy.
>>154297091Not if they finally move Minny to the least
I know there haven't been any lead cha he's but this has been a really fun game
>I’ve always gotten the feeling that Bronny had a bigger clutch gene than [LeBron James] does.” Skip Bayless on Bronny James
>>154297113This and nugs wuffs is what playoff ball is supposed to feel like
>>154297091Karma for the Lakers getting that treatment for like 30 years back in the day
orlando cant handle the crowd now
Who ready for Big Game Wemb?
I feel like this is over.
>>154297148Wembys defenses are no match for Deni "white phosphorus" Avdija
>>154297148Dubs and clinGOD heems wembussy for the rest of the yoffs
Told you so
>>154297148I am ready for Deni to reign terror in SA.
Cade's missed like 4-5 of those tough layups, could've been a different game.
>>154297148no one is ready for what's about to happen
>>154297192Carter owns Cade's Cunny
Bro no wonder no one was talking about the Pistons before the playoffs
pistons getting mega exposed
Detoilet really should've traded for MPJ
>pistons
stewart chimpout when?
>>154297210One guy cannot carry you to a serious playoff run
time is running out for the de toilet piss stains
Every single Detroit possession is just Cade iso lmao
>>154297244Jalen Suggs owns Cade as well.
>>154297233did she piss herself?
>>154297210we've seen this shit before
What does duren do
>detoiletHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is Suggs just a devolution of Derrick White?
>>154297235The magic literally have 0 guys
beef stew chimpout 90% loaded
I CAN'T BREATHEt. cade
Hell yeah
>>154297235Iverson did
Now that the Magic won i already know Portland is losing, sad
The refs are trying their hardest to give the Pistons this game. New bad boys my ass.
Reffies working overtime to keep Detoilet in.
>detroit stands emptylmfao fucking fraudulent fans
With the way he plays, Suggs is gonna get injured before the series ends and the Magic’s success depends on his health
This game is over, start the Blazers' game already Silver you lazy bum
>>154297306Iverson is better than Cade and he had mount Mutumbo.
If pisstains choke this series then cavs get the easiest path ever
>pisstons
franz stat padding assists in garbage time
Cade gotta ask out
>fistonsyikes
>>154296871Famous women that happen to be "homely" make them seem more attainable so your monkey brain makes you lust after them more
>detoiletnigga frenchie vs the jew better be good
>>154297336lol If this is what the Magic frontcourt are doing to this Pistons what do you think the Cavs would do to them?
Alright, which one you retards is gonna make the new gamethread that gets 18 replies?
pistonfags are crestfallen tonight
Cade ran himself ragged and for whathell of a shift from the magic though
Goddamn this bitch bad as fuck
There’s a reason only the Celtics and Knicks are considered contenders in the east
Your Detroit "It's Over" Pisstons
It’s gone fishing for Pistons, they lost all possible aura
cade on his mj arc
Detoilet sisters.....
Bros it turns out the regular season lights just weren't bright enough for the orlando magic... the big tree of paolo, franz and bane + suggs... i see the vision. magic in 5
Duren -21
I now see why no-one was predicting a Pistons finals appearance. Most fraudulent 1 seed since Atlanta?
Detroit is a shithole garbage city and your team is the worst #1 seed since the hawks lmao and Cade is overrated as fuck lol
jenny x anon live sex celebration loading
>>154297374Why are you looking at a picture of me?
>>154297375only Celticseveryone seems out on the Knicks
i thought the magic were a hot mess with mosley, what the fuck happened, all the sudden banchero starts playing like a dawg
The Jewish Moshiach vs The Alien
Magic really did it
>>154297420Everyone unfairly hates Kat because he's gay
Thank god Charlotte didn’t make it this shit would’ve been a blowout
KINO
it's time
>>154297405That hawks team at least made the Conference finals. These guys are a first round exit.
Cade deserves better, come to my rapshits
fuck they're wearing the shirtsfuck the spurs are gonna win the chip
>>154297410Bro really spoke this shit into existence
Literally what the fuck was Duren doing
small market team spirit kino
>>154297450Nigga thinks he is goku when really he is krillin and Deni is Frieza. Go Blazers.
who is this dude singing
>>15429745041pts 15 rebounds for wemby
Duran has all that muscle and he’s still soft. Beef stew wanna be an mma fighter and still can’t do shit on the court. Frauds.
This guys is pure...magic
>>15429740522-23 Bucks got gentleman swept in the first round and half the games in the series were a blowout.
>>154297478
>>154297486I thought duren was a thug but it turns out hes made of mush
>>154297486>durant>muscleare you blind?
>>154297487I apologize to GODchero
>Italian and German Duo btfo Detoilet I’m thinking kino
>>154297501he means jalen duren
>>154297508>Italian
>>154297495Giannis PR team controlled the narrative on that one
My goat jrue will lead captain israel to his rightful place
>>154297486>>154297497It’s because he’s a manlet. He’s 6’9 and has no post presence
>>154297495The team that beat them literally went to the finals so it's not that bad. If pistons lose to this magic team there is zero chance magic are going to finals lol
>>154297525Giannis PR done work since the title year where they got to walk through injured teams
>>154297487My fault king i wasnt familiar with your game, almost every anon here has to apologize to this king btw hes been slandered too much
>>154297524That's right, he's my second-favorite Italian-African-American after Giancarlo Esposito
>>1542975182 lead changes? Pistons never led
Deeeeetoiletttt basketball
this tostitos bowl look goes hard
ESPN COULD NEVER
>>154297487Paolo BanCHADro
>>154297436thats a completely legitimate reason for hatred
God's greatest soldier will defeat Goliath
if you sit down before the first spurs basket you need to leave town
based wemby! do it for palestine!
scoot henderson starting ah
>>154297405still havent surpassed MVP Dirk's 67 win Mavs against the we believe Warriors.
based jew
ANNUDAH SHOAH
>>154297091While I half way agree with you, unfortunately the apron is going to stop any team from just dominating for decades. They're weren't able to keep that team from a couple years ago together and they won't be able to keep their current roster as dudes will need to be paid. They'll be able to keep Gaytum, Brown, and White but everyone else? There is just not enough money to go around which is why Grant, Brogdon, Jrue, Aidzingus, etc all ended up having to go.
Are the Pissstains the biggest 1 seed frauds since the 07 Mavs?
FUCKING THUG
Wemby ain’t 7’4
Need the Spurs to lose this so my Pistons aren't the biggest laughing stock for the next few days.
wemby gonna get that sga whistle in the 'yoffs, no way they allow even a chance of him shitting the bed
THATS the dpoy??
Alien vs Jew: The Series
I think this jew is better than fraudby
>>154297627David vs Goliath if you will
oy vey we can't let Wembatollah develop a nuke
>>154297617the difference is wemby is nearly unguardable
Who decided on these skycams, this shit is annoying
>>154297607>07 MavsPlease don't remind me...
holy airballs
>fucks
DENI IS BEATING THE SPURS
Israel vs France(arabs)
>deni pushes off>avdija is SO good
so the spurs are frauds...
wemby looking weak on the inside
ain't no way wemby getting piped by kosher dih
the spurs are spiritually west bank
>stream completely fucked since Detroit lostShitsons lose and now they've ruined my stream.
Advija is a top ten player lowkey
back to back open 3 airballs to really set the tone
>>154297652someone who is unguardable would lead the league un points every year
>>154297670Careful with the antisemitism
Clingan pushing Wembambi around
blazies finished
lowkey portland just needs to keep it close to where wemby has to play over 30 minutes and spurs will collapse
why dont players just injure their best player? like just flop and fall and accidentyl land on knees of wemby
I am cheering for the Trailblazers because I was promised a heeb gf by Bibi
They literally have no one that can stop Wemby...at this point they just need to bring someone in to dive at his knees...that's the only way they're stopping this nigga.
just meme chuck that shit brotha, its mathimatically optimical!
>>154297697Fr. Just make Wemby get a collapsed lung and series over.
>>154297670He's the jewish sga
>>154297699podz is already out of the playoffs
>>154297607That 07 Mavs team would have won the finals the year prior if not for the refs and they won it a few years later after a few changes, they definitely weren't frauds. Non ball knowers don't understand that terrible matchups just sometimes exist and you can only do so much to try to adjust to them.
holy damn that's a lot of centers
>>154297679He's really streaky. When he's on though for sure This is the most kino game so far overall.
NEW THREAD >>154297729>>154297729>>154297729>>154297729>>154297729
>>154297733earlyfagging again
>>154297733>jewish editionnah
>>154297733>jew thread is an early thread
>>154297405Detroit gave us techno man. What did your city do?
make a proper new one please
Who makin the thread
Someone make a non Jew genny please
wemby raping the jew
>>154297487he's still trashi think he loses trash status if he wins 2 games vs detroit
>>154297811jeez
>>154297811hakeem on robinson type shi
Niggas here hate pete but wont make a thread lol im noticin
People forget that Deni is half Serbian (Kosovo is serbia fuck off) and Jokic who is serbian owns wemby.
>>154297811are they trying to appeal to the mexican audience with those colours?
nuggies shouldn't be worried against this spurs side
>>154297853Those are retro Spurs colors zoomie
>>154297853It's the Native tribes color scheme
Real new if you want>>154297893>>154297893>>154297893>>154297893
it's over. goodnight portland
>pete or jewwew lmao
>>154297924The devil you know is better than the devil you dont
>>154294382>>154294382McGrady was so sick bros you don't even know
>>154297907fuck you retard
