Habs beat BoltZ >>154296421
>>154297396This thread is better.
I choose this one
My team is retards and run by shit
Should have made it the PK Subban Pants Edition.
The worst part is, that when the habs eventually boot Tampa first round the homers will still cope on the playoff experience meme instead of addressing the youth and grit of the habs, despite the fact that Tampa has been fucking bounced 3 years in a row now first roundSure my habs got bounced first round last year, but they won 1 and dragged two to OT.Mcdavid won’t win a cup in deadmonton due to goaltending and depth. Habs are going to return the cup as the final insult to Edmonton and Toronto before Gary steps downPs: I’m very happy for buffalo fans. You guys at keybank were awesome fans and nice to me even though I was going for the Canucks
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Wing order just went through. Going to be a good night boys
>>154297922sauce?
All of Slaf's goals were on the low glove side, but from different angles.
>>154297922why not make them yourself? i made these wings on the charcoal grill. if you make them in the oven from scratch, that's around 40 min at 400f. stop ordering wings or buying frozen wings.
Imagine waiting 30 years to get back to the playoffs only to get shut out.
>>154297871>anime princess legs
>vegas game still scheduled for 9:22>buffalo magically scores 3 and will win the gameGreat script gary! VERY impressive
>ruins
>>154297396FUCK FLORIDAFUCK BOSTON
>lead 2-0 with 10 minutes to go in the third>lose in regulation KWAB
>>154298174Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
>>154298543Based
>>154298541KEK
and they were BOOING them mere moments agomere moments ago!
>>154298541why are they always shirtless in buffalo?
Truly>ruins
i got chills
>Bruins getting LaffedPOTTERY!
>>154298541based
tuch'd it in
>>154298541>>154298563
motley crue is better than anything modern. they are also better than GNR or led zepplin (aka, the four faggots)
4-2 sabres
>>154298560swayman was strangling them and they could feel itthe minute he slipped up it was ogre
All this weekend is doing is proving how good hellebuyck really is.
Where's that poojeet who was talking shit earlier?
>>154297396BOSTON IS A CITY OF FAGGOTSGET BOMBED ON
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154297871
NOT SO FAST DABRES
>>154298576we're far from losing in game 7 in boston's case. aand leafs never went into the playoffs through the wild card with the current core.
>Ruins...Swayman is ass.
Uhhhh buffalo sisters
DABRE'D
Sabresbros... We got too cocky..
HOWEVER
Oh ffs Sabres
lol
IT'S NOT FUCKING OGRE YET
>>154297871Why is Sub-ban such a fag
Every game one winner will lose the series
Yes it is streamtards
you know I can't really complain despite losingthey just need to tighten up their defense, they relied far too much on swayman being perfect
over bettors eating good
yeah no one's taking pasta over draisaitl be serious
i dont want to be hyperbolic but buffalo is winning the cup now
>>154298631>Win the faceoff>send it into your own zone with 6 seconds leftYes, over.
IT WAS 2-0HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WOOOOOAHYEAAAAAAAHCANT STOP THE DABRES
3-4 bruins
>>154298631it's ogre
>It was 2-0
IT WAS 0-0!
>>154298635Indeed. My Sensies' run begins tomorrow :)
we did it sabre bros
>ruins>the city of Bosdone
aint nobody watching these two made up teams night boys
>>154298665Don't they call that the most dangerous lead in hockey
congrats sabrefrens!
>gary invented teams
>>154298634This is how you identify with the "new audience"
>>154298674This tb desu senpai, don't care about the marners or the clubbies
>the sabretooth tiger mascot doesn't have sabreteeth
what part of utah are you guys from
At least we have the Red Sox…
>>154298674i need something lull my drunk as to bed
at last, it is time
we could be watching the first ever desert bowl right now
>It was 2-0>Bombston thought they could redo Chicago's 17 second in less time
Now go embarrass the laffs Marner
>>154298685People who watched Heated Rivalry and nothing else?
>>154298696gaycringe teamskwab
>>154298688Check your facts, boy
>>154298650Draislel is a PP babby
The clubgers will sweep the knights
>the most dangerous lead>ruins
>>154298700No we couldn't, because Phoenix would've still been tanking
kek...that was kinda nice when the announcers were not talking because the studio was about to cut to them. Gary should demand more of that. NO ONE wants to hear someone talking over the ENTIRE fucking game.
for all nuckbros out there, john garrett is doing play-by-play on the sportsnet stream
>>154298688Don't tell him
>>154298541SOVL
playoff marner on full display
>>154298726*colour commentary
First for Marnerjeets or dare I even utter it, Marnerspics?
>the switch from buffalo crowd to vegas crowdthis lack of soul stings me, time to make breakfast and start working in a bit. see you frens tomorrow!
what a collapse by bombston
your /hoc/ status has been revokedthis is now a CONNOR BEDARD thread
>>154298712Those are just two stupid ass buck teeth. And also, why do they even have a sabretooth tiger? Their team icon is a sword. No, no, none of this makes any sense.
Broons got their butts whipped in the scrum then gave up the lead
>hellebuyck misses the playoffs>otter gets blown up>swayman chokes
>>154298744shave that off immediately
>utah has three. THREE (3) 25 goal scorers
>>154298726It's so cruel to have him on there with that Singh. He deserves better than that.
>>154298541>Buffaslug flag
>>154298738
>>154298747Sammy didn't sell
>>154298752and yet...
>>154298758I agree, I don't know why they didn't pair him up with Shorthouse for this
>>154298739seize the day anon!
>>154298747Their team icon is really a Buffalo, but the bills already have a bison as their mascot. So they had to play off the Sabres name
>>154298679Yay ty!! :D
Which contract would you guys take>Elias Pettersson 12M AAV >Tage Thompson 7M AAV
>>154298762>>154298769Ah ok, so they're retarded. Got it.
>>154298772Tage's contract is one of the best in the league
Reminder that if a talking head has to use more than 1 adjective in a sentence, their opinion is useless.
What are the chances a canadian team wins the stanley cup this year? Just want to know if it's worth watching playoffs this year
bombston KEK
>>154298781Put some rash cream on your boihole and be ready to have another pressure cooker pounded up your ass in a couple days
>>154298731
>>154298799Gary%
lol, broons
>>154298799
>>154298799The canadian teams are only here to placate reddit and twatter faggots who would complain there aren't enough DEI hires in the playoffs.Canada will NEVER win the cup again.
>>154298799100%numerals confirm
>>154298799I dont know but if dabres and habs make it to next round, that's gonna be one entertaining series
>Andershit
>>1542987992 years ago was their only chance, montreal are still a few years away
>>154298801Oh, lol, I'm not a ruins fan. I'm a ducks fan.
>>154298781For me, it's Buster Bison
if vegas wins and Andersson lifts the cup that's a spiritual win for the F L A M E SLAMES
>>154298799the only canadian teams on stanley cup watch are habs and oilers, but habs got all the right pieces and oilers are a two trick pony that can get shut down by a competent team
I know the game already started, but here's a gamethread:>>154298816
>>154298799Oilers are absolutely done. Habs have a shot
>>154298845gay
>>154298802BASED
>>154298845Based gamethread creator
It's not enough that the sabres win, eichel must fail
>>154298845>>154298853reddit moment
ian cole is 47 years old
>>154298845We don't do that here pal.
>4 reffies in plain sight>no call for high stickinggary...
>>154298726i dont think he retired from the nuckies. aquaman had him fired after he criticized them for not rebuilding and how they handled boudreau.
If the ottawa senators won a stanley cup it would be just like st. louis where everyone just memoryholes it
Who is this faggot talking?
>good guys Habs and buffalo win their gamesLooks like kino hockey is on the menu boys
>>154298886the one black that was actually decent at goalie 20 years ago
>>154298880yeah I heard that too and I wouldn't be surprised at all
>>154298881samir would sudoku so it would be worth it
>>154298761I see you're ready for if he loses, carry on then leaf.
>>154298872>>154298860/hoc/ has fallen so far...
>lefts and rights of his own>he literally just hugged his neckweekes needs to shut the fuck up. ffs. thanks a lot (((espn))) for putting this faggot on national TV.
hey, just got home. did my bruins win? they were leading 2-0 when i left.
>thread this show during playoff gamesRetards really be watching WrestleMania?
>>154298921Nobody cares about utah or nevada
>>154298921Most are in the /hoc/ general>>154298523
>>154298921it ended 2.5 bongs ago
>>154298921there is alot of blacks wrestling tonight at wrestlmania
>>1542989211
i wonder if barbashev's nickname is Barbra
Barb on the warpath
>>154298952it's brahbrah
>be reffie>yell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO when play is onsidecan't get enough of that
kek Weekes getting involved in the action
>>154298939when did WWE become dei?
everyone's getting mad!
spicy affair in the desert
>ratmouse andersson
What kind of fucking retardness made the Sabres pick Ukko Pukko Lukkonen in net? They've barely lost all season with Lyon in net.
low iq game
These guys fucking hate each other
>>154298881we went blues and can never go back
>>154298921It's Vegas Golden Garys, I'll tune into VGK-UTA series when it's vegas elimination day
so few people give a shit about this series we turned back into regular season /hoc/the thread has all the energy of a late night throwaway national game in december
>>154298987they're just bangin bodies out there
RAPE STATUS??
>>154298917bud...
I can't hear the puck
stupid ass bombston blew up again.
>>154298995some long hours of all day hockey and it's a late game
>>154298995The Sabres game took the energy
>>154298995I think our late night + pacific crew is drunk and high all the time
Lets go Mammoth!*stomp clap stomp stomp clap*
>>154298995East coast went to bed
>>154298986Lukkonen played well at the end of the season while Lyon was injured.
GO KNIGHTS MAH NIGGA KOLESAR KILL EM
mackenzie wigger callgary flaem legend
Rent free for the whole evening lol
>>154298995Hit me with some quality /hoc/ content instead of the meta-bitching
>>154299034just like the threads I post.
>>154299038>rags
of all the slurpers in r1, this game is the biggest
>>154299031>andersson vs weegarBattle of the Busts
this would be better if it was arizona versus vegass
>>154299031being shipped with hoob in that kind of trade must have been so weird. Imagine thinking my whole career will be defined by this dumb thing that probably won't work out
>>154299017But Lyon isn't injured now since he was the backup tonight. He should be in the net.
>>154299002it sounds like this:fwip fwipt pkshklpp vwup
>>154299041>only correct responseWe can turn this thread around
>>154299054it is, retard. stop falling for gary's tricks.
its over
>>154299059They won the game, can't argue with results
>VegASS
OOOOOOHHHHHThat was fucking sick
>>154299059Luuk is more fun to cheer
SCCCAAAAAAAASAARRR
The curse gets broken this year. A Canadian team winning at the height of trump being racist sexist and trying to take over canada only for the Americans to lose is so cosmically funny even god himself has already decided it will happen. Of course that Canadian team won't be the oilers tho.
>>154299059Nah, his last start before injury he got run. Gotta ride the hot hand, olaf
Mammies draw first blood.
>black player with a routine wrister, followed-up by a routine kickpad save>(((espn))) ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG REPLAY THAT IN SLO MO ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!!!!
god i love goals like that
Total Mormon Victory
drew mcintyre music?
why did that dumb broad in the gold jacket celebrate that goal?
>Zero >farter shart postsI am disappointed in all of you.
noooo sharter fart not like this
>>154299075They were trailing 2-0 with less than 8 minutes to go and had severely out-shot the Bruins
>>154299062Just like my Islanders!
Should Eichel demand a trade to a team like Buffalo that can win a playoff game?
>>154299101she's a female, no further information needed.
>>154299084>Women's hockey, lost to USA>Men's hockey, lost to USA>Cripples lost to USA>WBC lost to USANot so far, anyway.
>>154299107You should send Lindy an email. He needs to hear this.
>>154299084go back
>Sharter Fart sharted fool's gold
1-0 mams
>>154299112not true, bulldykes know puck and fujos are learning
>>154299101Women "fans" are retarded that way.
Did PK just say they are going to "have to play with their D"???
>>154299111I like this. It's funny because it's ironic.
Habs in 4
>>154299102carter hart is /ourguy/why would we make fun of him?
>>154299121Isn’t that the nigger who made it cost $100 to fill up my car
>>154299124>sharter fart
cant stay up gn
>>154299130Verrily!
>>154299113None of that matters. If a Canadian team wins the cup it releases all the smug Canadian juices that have been building up over the years. It'll be the kind of once in a life time smug that can only exist in the modernized social media landscape hell that exists today.
>>154299124Vegas should just stop the other team from shooting on net.
>>154299139Is that E.M.?
>>154299140youre thinking of obama
>>154299121>Trump 5:00 Fighting
>>154299121>>154299113go back to your containment thread
>>154299084it will be the oilers retard
>>154299075I had them taking the series but with how they came out I don't know anymore. They won but they didn't look dangerous, their whole offensive system was countered. They got lucky with two defensive mistakes and Swayman missing a point shot. The offense was designed around rebounds and rush and Boston stonewalled them.Game two is going to be much more important because if they lose going into Boston they are easily dropping three in a row.
>>154299143PK is so fucking zesstttyyy
Good guys won tonight
>>154299161you first: >>>/lgbt/
come give jen a smooch big boy
WTF is Subban wearing?
>>154299168They'd love the /hoc/ pwhl player there
>>154299163They dominated 5v5.
>>154299142nice, hands above the sheets
POV: Carter Hart
>>154299172Jen made me gay
>>154299166Tampa Bay lost though
>>154299156stfu. He isn't even in office. Go to fucking /pol/ of you are going to post stupid AI slop
>>154299175Hood chic nigga
>>154299107First sabres game? That's their signature move no matter who's in net
Subban you are a former NHL defenseman you can afford a non cut up shirt
>>154299190
Vegass have barely won a game against a playoff team all season.
lmao durzi totally did headbutt him
>>154299187>Florida man bad
>>154299140Don't blame him, he's just a tool of the jews
Sportsnet is so fucking bush league man
>>154299179Most of their shots were low danger unscreened from the outside. Boston collapsed on the rebounds the whole game.Possession metrics didn't mean a thing until the last 8 minutes of the game.
>>154299162
jej, right in front of the ref too
NHL journos having fun.
>>154297396IS IT HAPPENING AGAIN??
This is where the average shittsburg fan watches the game
>>154299198He spent all his money on a children's hospital in Quebec
>>154299085>>154299079>>154299075You guys should realize that the sven you're talking with isn't even a sabres fan, check the previous posts. His problem is with finns but all of us have ignored him.
golden kwabs
anyone want to join me in listening to my favorite movie's main titles song during this intermission? It's a goodie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e24POYz6oZU
I love watching legendary hockey franchises Las Vegas and Utah
>>154299198not his fault he just found himself in a street scrap right before the broadcast started and got roughed up a bit
>>154299239What if it’s Dahlin tho
>>154299229>headbutt a guy with a helmet, or at the very least a visor, protecting himWe sure he isn't an NFL player also?
>>154299239I engage with /hoc/ on the understanding that it's 90% shitposting. Let me wrestle with the piggy
i wonder if the mormon pope commanded his followers to pray for the mammoth to win
>>154299254italian
Utah Mammoth really does look like the most generic NHL Create-a-team franchise of all time
>>154299237nah his foundation didfrom the 10 million commitmenthe may have give 50 000$ max and the foundation may gather 2-3 milsstill a nice move, but never was his money
>>154299248Gotta start somewhere
>>154299265They're all wearing their holy underpants
>>154299267close enough
Who will be exposed as the bigger fraud team this playoffsDallass or Vegass?
>>154299265Aren’t they not allowed to play on Sunday? Or is that only in Utah
>>154299270>Utah Mammoth really does look like the most generic NHL Create-a-team franchise yet
>>154299285
>>154299198Why is he wearing a dress?
>>154299273well i hope they are moisture wicking otherwise those guys might overheat
>>154299271>still a nice moveNo it isn't.
>>154299281tempass
>>154299299You mean Tampon Gay?
>>154299293https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/
>>154299294They collect it in jugs under the bench. It's the secret ingredient in dirty sodas
>>154299234>house made out of brickThat's not an American house.
HuomentaOur sabersies :)
I want Tampa to get raped in 4 games
>>154299323It'll never feel as good as the CBJ sweep did.
has hill really been so bad starting sharter fart is the superior option
>>154299338have you even watch hockey this year?
kolesar heemed himself
>>154299309I see.>>154299338Hill has like a 0.870 SV% this season
>>154299344what kind of fag actually watches vegas
>>154299338Vegas's team save percentage this year was 28th in the league, below Edmonton
>>154299338hill is over the hill
>>154299338hill is dog shit but mostly hart locked in once the big torts came in
Goaaal Vegas Mustard Nights!!
>>154299338he's fucking atrocious, the knights have been a top 5 team everywhere except the net
that is absolute GI, but gary will allow it.
>Was there a kicking motion>Shows Sissons tapping it in with his stickGreat commentary Kevin
1-1 knights
>>154299360>watchNot me, but I had hill and sharter on my fantasy team for a bit here and there, so I'd get the results that way. I was not pleased.
im watching the sportsnet broadcast
clayton keller? more like helen keller
>fart or shart
FARTER SHART HAS SHARTED HIS LAST
Missing Hill?
>>154299329It'll feel good for Texier and more than half of the top line
sharter fart sharts again
goals galore
SHARTER FARTHAS SHARTED HIS LAST
guys i think he did it now
Tend the dang goal
It bounced off his face lol
>5 farter sharts postsI am pleased with all of you.
>SHARTER>FART
big yikes on that one although it was very unlucky
this is philly heritage
2-1 mams
is this the rapist goalie?
>>154299421fuck even happened here?
What makes someone choose to be a goalie
retard almost gets caught out againTHE ABSOLUTE SHART OF A FART
>>154299323>>154299329It would still put a smile on my face
>>154299428shartin'fartin'you know how it is
Sharter Fart cannot stop sharting, it will never be his last
>>154299412not anymore, now we have Vladaddy
look I know it was just one game but it was a hell of a gameso just a small oneand they haven't even been in the playoffs in 15 years, so I'm grading them on a curve
>>154299426Acquitted like my nigga OJ
>>154299428in the air off the shartman and then the defenseman
>>154299426>rapistthere was no rape. "E.M.", as that chicken-shit cunt is going by, was more than willing for anything she did.
>>154299426
why did vegas put a big poo circle at center ice?
>>154299426the fascinating thing about it is no one knows for sure
now utah is just going to ring it around the boards in deep every time because they know hart is gonna bobble it
>>154299320>A swede is gonna tell me that isn't a pittsburg shitter
>jeremy GAYmanHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154299446Nice. my >TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS and That fucker got DESTROYED posts made it.
>>154299426ehm ackshually he couldn't get hard for a blowjob
>>154299446At least Jack Edwards didn't have to live to see this
>>154299449>>154299457>>154299461>>154299463
>>154299480I wouldn't rape any of those chicks with your dick and they think they are making some sort of statement?
>>154299480not a looker in the whole gaggle of hens, sad.
>>154299480great art display behind them, looks like some repurposed lay z boys
>team with the bald coach is winningwell well well, how am I not surprised...
>>154299492>Buffalo is "Bufalo">Sabres is "Seybrz"
>>154299497"YEAH! MAAAAN! That is to represent how lazy men are and how >we stronk wymynz hate them! YEAH!"
>>154299446>Made it into the screencap
>>154299517
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>154299517Can any Ивaны chime in on this one or are they still mad about being banned by hockey
>>154299550yo ivan here, can't talk heresee ya on telegram
>Letting your goalie get abused all nightMarco was talking up his big, tough broons. What happened?
>>154298802Orange nigga status: NUKED
What is a ute? Why does it haw?
>>154299600trb tier "humor"
>>154299600
Is Marner really benched in the first playoffs game?
>>154299600Two HU-WHATS?
it's up
>>154297396Guys i have a good one>¿Sabres que?
>>154299446based collage poster.
Furnace died tonight brosAm I fucked
>>154299622Oh but when I wear hockey jerseys and scribble on whiteboards my landlord shows up to ask me "is everything good bro?"
>>154299622He looks like famous flat earther Mark Sargent.
>>154299622All he does is read numbers off a whiteboard. Doesn't even say what the numbers mean. Complete fraud.
>>154299617This is torts team now. get on board or get out of the way. No room for pussies on this train
>>154299550Not ivan but have a very very basic understanding of their speak. Yes they usually write loanwords like they sound them.
>>154299627
>>154299627Put a sweater on.
>>154299627Depends. How many more do you have to burn?
>>154299627How cold is it?
>>154299627Let the life affirming glow of Las Vegas hockey warm your body and soul tonight
>>154299627What's wrong with it?
>>154299644oh, look, there is one right here >>154299651
>>154299617no he is 3rd in ice time among forwards behind stone and eichel
>>154299636Marner will just whine about it and not change what he's doing. I'm glad Vegas will experience playoff Marner.
>UTA - 3rd straight new franchise to make the playoffs in their first two seasonsFuck you, gary.
>>154299658He was moved off that line for a couple shifts.
dropping a fat intermission marner. friad we do still call them that here.
>>154299627hey furnace technician here, yeah you're fucked
>>154299666>not making the playoffs in your first season
>>154299627go flames go
torts will have to yell extra loud this intermission if he wants his knightsies to get another one
>>154299693maybe he should pay "brooksie" to fly out and give him shit every post-game.
>>154299666Sabres did it in the 70's. Went to the final in 75. Games in Buffalo were played in fog. Jim Lorentz killed a bat mid-game. Good times
>>15429970250 years ago.
It's matvei bitchkov btw
lmao, Bieksa doesn't give a fuck
>>154299711Exactly
shit teams today holy fuck
>>154299725Just like my Islanders!
>vegas golden showers hired some faggot to dress up in armor and do faggy shit at center ice and then look at the camera and scream like a soi boithanks gary. vegas was SUCH a good new city for an NHL team. Not Kansas City, OKC, Houston, or somewhere that wasn't fully pozzed in the "entertainment" and sports betting world.
>>154299719what did he say? did he name the gary?
Ancient Far East Proverb: The Golden Shower starts hot, but will soon leave you cold
>that 2nd tage goalmy fuck (((swayman))) is fucking garbage kek
pk getting roasted on air
>>154299734The medieval fantasy aesthetic is actually cool but it's a shame it's wasted on such gay cities like Las Vegas and Los Angeles. I've been thinking of buying a suit of armour myself.
>>154299748I think he got fed up with his team letting him get run all night.
they got a club mix of backstreet's back playing in vegas
Why didn't they post my tweet on the intermission report: "PK LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GAY N****R!"?
>>154299758messier finally going full jim crow on his ass?
>>154299759
>>154299768comport yourself with respect
>canacuck wants to start up again.Ok. I'm game.
>>154299772he is just getting mad shit from his goofy pants that he is wearing
>>154299766You can pause it at the exact moment Binnington's heart breaks
oh, trb 2 is gonna dump his whole folder at us again
>>154299778well it's deserved
Franchises that made the playoffs in their first year, sorted by playoff streak to begin their existence.>13 seasonsEdmonton Oilers>9New York Rangers>6St. Louis Blues>4Vegas Golden Knights>2Los Angeles KingsMontreal CanadiensPhiladelphia Flyers>1Chicago BlackhawksMinnesota North Stars/Dallas StarsToronto Maple LeafsHartford Whalers/Carolina Hurricanes
>>154299759>the la valley girls mascot, brittany, struts onto the ice with her giant balenciaga doggy purse>she unzips it, revealing the ucla marching band to perform the star spangled banner...on ice!
>>154299787>Whale mentioned
>bob whatever>stanley cup playoffs>dei-hire kevin weekes>two stanley cup playoffs shutoutsWhy do they always do this? Who gives a shit? We don't even need to know their names, much less some faggot accoldade.
>>154299776shut up fatty youzz ruining the thread
>>154299805
>>154299805Blow me. Not literally though, unfortunately that promotion is not available to you.
>yes, but the PLAYERS ARE CANADIAN!
I thought Logan Cooley was suppose to be good. He can't handle Vegas forechecking by a bunch of 35 year olds.
>>154299787Notable absences>Boston Bruins>Detroit Red Wings>Pittsburgh PenguinsAlso, of all the teams that ended up folding and ceasing operations completely (not just moving) the only one that made the playoffs their first year were the Pittsburgh Pirates in 1925-26
Tina!
>>154299822This Utah team is going to bootyblast the Oilers and you can't do anything about it.
Never meet your heroes
>>154299830You mistake me for the Oilers (formerly Flames) fan
>>154299835A swede is a fan of whatever team the moment requires
>>154299832Jackie Redmond is a great interviewer.
>>154299832>sees her 5 ton orange makeup face for 0.1 sec and has to look away immediatelyBased CrosGod.
Stone rises from the grave to tie it up.
The maniac from manitoba
has (((mark stone))) EVER scored a non-garbage goal?
Marner point!!!!
Thanks a lot Ottawa you dumb faggots
Yeah I'm not watching this shit if it goes to overtime.
>>154299840I've been a Canadiens fan since I was 6 years old.
>>154299852they did what gary told them to do and he gave them stutzle.
>>154299828>>154299827>>154299821>>154299812fuckin heated rivalry touristsgo back
2-2 knights
>>154299857Stutzle isn't even good
>>154299861exactly.
>>154299856
>>154299854Coward.
>>154299848no such thing as a garbage goalall goals count as 1
>>154299858>typical leaf behavior
>>154299868Stop with the faggy goal positivity. Some goals are prettier than others.
>>154299872you better stop posting so close to mine, or they are going to think we are both using multiple devices!
>Mitch slips the puck to his winger while hovering at the blueline>Mitch misses a puck flying past him out of the zoneFANTASTIC highlights guys
kek
>>154299873>all the captains have no legsdoes that make you a better captain?
Some girls are bigger than others
Fucking Mammoths collapse.
>>154299884We're good. Canadians have poor deductive reasoning.
Great pass MacKenzie, very cool!
>>154299756lmao dude, look at all the seethe you triggered with this one pic. they have posted a dozen or so replies because they are so fragile
3-2 knights
Wow that's rude
Utah still wins this series.
>>154299906pretty sure theyre not even burgerssuch a high level of retardationisraelis, chinerrre eh who knowswon't back down
HART IS OUR GUY
kwab
>muh centralUtah is shit
harnarayan singh is so underrated i forgot about him
>>154299907>win for bronze>lose for silverThere should be a silver medal game. It would cut down on ungrateful sour pusses
>>154299891why is your phone in french
>>154299936>"kwab">cant even fucking see what happenshit webm
>>154299951Because of beaver pelt hats
>>154299956mon dieu.... les savages!
>>154299951why is your flag a menstrual pad?
>>154299940Everyone thinks the central is the best divison but there's only really two good teams there. Meanwhile the Pacific is actually tough with great teams all around and so the points get distributed evenly making the division appear weaker to tourists who only look at the numbers and aren't even awake to watch the west coast games.
>>154299966the poocific is dogshit. check the standings faggots.
>>154299953kwab
>>154299942>screams in all situationsI want to set his fucking towelhead on fire.
*aggressively stick taps for /hoc/ to pass me the puck*
>>154299966Sounds like you aren't awake to watch the west games.
>>154298523>>154298523>>154298523Recycle to a real /hoc/ thread before the wildcuck makes another early thread.
>>154299975It's one in the morning, if he did anything else I would fall asleep
>>154299951do you jerk off to your students fuckin pedo?
>>1542999663 out of the bottom 6 in the league is shitcific teams
