Let's give it up for the Cubs girls!
NL Standings update
So looking at it, will the Mets and Phillies be able to rise back up this season? Bluejays probably will once everyone stops being sick and injured at the same time.
Blue Sox!
Mariners!
kek doyerpacos
>>154299937Anon, that's NOT the Cubs record. Not even close!!!!
>>154299932What’s for dinner Cubbie girls??
>>154299949I just screenshotted it from MLB.com, it probably hasn't updated yet or w/e
kek, scuba!
>>154299950We're eating sausage!
>>154299929It's by design BriskThe less media attention Jerry can get on his team, the more he can get away with Example this sign was able to be seen on broadcasts and because of that Jerry got pissed and ordered the guards to take it down which they did violently tearing the banner apart and then banning the people who brought it in the parkThis during the year they set the record for most losses in a single seasonThere's an extreme irony that's lost on people where baseball is connected with Americana and freedom but you tell me where is the freedom for those people who made this sign?He's a truly evil man.
>>154299961That’s Milwaukeean food…
doyerpacos seething kek
>>154299955The Cubs are 12-9 and the first place Reds are 14-8
>>154299837The white sox are literally the least media hungry team. By that I mean that you could literally do bad and it's just another day but if you do one good thing all of a sudden you're the next Chris Sale or Paul Konerko
>>154299970Cubs girls can eat anything we want
>>154299967Zoom in of the sign in questionImagine being banned for telling the truthThis is why Jerry controls the Sox to have as little media relevance as possible so he can get away with shit like this
Cubs girls can eat a DICK NIGGA LMAO KEK KEK
>>154299939>still no kookaburra ABL team
PCA's dad played a faggot AIDS patient on House
>>154299978>>154299967Glad you replied but I agree when it comes to media perspective. I've been a fan of the team since I was a young lad way back when Paul Konerko was crushing bombs. I've been on this site for a long time as well and have met some great people along the way. The only constant is how much the WS suck baka. Except during the COVID years where we had a young stud throwing heat did I feel like everything was coming together. Only for that dream to shatter
>>154299939Is that league even gonna survive?
>>154300020Unironically we're here forever
>>154300023He would know better than me but I've watched a handful of games every year since 2022(2021?) and the production value on the broadcasts increases every year. I think it will, I think it's headed in the right direction
>>154299997That's NOT what Cubs girls do
>>154300033>>154300023I should say the obvious path forward is to get more international players because it's a great viable option for winter ball and I think they already do that, they just gotta keep doing that and expanding it that way
>>154299992>>154299967shit I never knew about this
>>154300033>>154300042The last season they had a team fold and the Aces left to play in the Korean Fall League
>>154300054wow....
>>154300050Exactly.
>>154300031It's touch a go. I've been browsing since February 2015 when my friend introduced me to this site. My lineage goes from b,biz,sp,pol,v,tv,a(One piece and JJK). I was here for the 2016,2020,and 2024 elections. I was here when the White Sox had other tripanons and we would create generals and bullshit around. This place has been both a blessing and a curse
>>154299932I'm a cubs girl!
I have been posting in this general off and on for about five years now and I still have no fucking idea what all of the autistic Cubs posting is even about
isn't the White Sox owner in the process of selling the team?
>>154300085Cubbies have the hot hand.
>>154299970gaysconsin kek!
>a(One piece and JJK)
>>154300089It's a "process"The agreement in place now is that Justin Ishbia has a chance to acquire rights to the team from 2029-2037 but it isn't guaranteed that Jerry will let it go early in that timeframe because he, and I quote unironically, "loves baseball".I shit you not that's the reason.
>>154300085I'm female
>>154300023It had a very rocky off-season, 3 teams left to play in AsiaMy issue with it is that the stadiums arent near the city (well at least in Sydney) which probably limits its ability to grow a bit. If I go watch a game I want to be able to grab a good bite nearby beforehand, and if I was a drinkersperson then have a beer or two before and afterBut I think it will grow. Cricket in Australia is in a civil war over whether to sell out to jeet financiers, and theres a lot of people expressing a lot of distaste with that potential future. Also we are getting better and better. Need more young bucks getting signed in the US to grow it more.
>>154300085Cubs have a female fan that was revealed to post on this general some years back now everyone pretends to be cubs girls
>>154300078Wow somehow I thought you were older than thatMight be thinking of brofromchicago or sly9d and of course the ever timeless but gone rbo RIPThis is getting too blogposty now but it's good(?) you're still here. I'm just going to stick with my initial statement. We're here forever.
>>154300107>those Weaver and Williams ERAs
on that note, Brito had a very rough day today so I think its time for a securer hand...
>>154300078newfriend...
>>154256240Only oldcums remember
>>154300108I just skimmed an article on it, it sounds like it's less of a sale and more of a succession plan. When they signed Murakami I thought it was because the new minority owner was putting cash into the team
>>154300123>rboHe showed up for the bears beating the Packers in the playoffs to tiddie post
>>154300140A once in a blue moon poster for a once in a blue moon event. Pottery
>It was Michael fucking Conforto
>>154300148Misaki… U_U
>>154300089Yes, and they are moving the team close the Chicago Fire FC stadium that's being built >>154300085One thing I will always appreciate is the recker poster. That's the type of consistency I want to achieve in life >>154300123Nah I was here in the prime BJAP and Rbo era. BAJP was gonna give me a bunch of old WS hats but I couldn't go to the game. Rip indeed to those guys and that's why I always place a bet on SLC to win the NLC>>154300133Always will be
>>154300148
CHUDBRAVESCLIQUE MAKES THE FOIDS SHAKE
>>154300107We’ll never know but I’m convinced Bichette was 100% was a Cohen signing just like Soto was, it happened right after Pete left. I swear he sits on twitter seething
sic em aj
>>154300160I think BAJP left after he got doxxed. Not that he cares he got doxxed because that's the kind of guy he was he just left.
>>154300163Cub girls will RAPE you!
>>154300171Speaking of>>154300167
>>154300160There’s only one Recker poster?
>>154300167I have never seen this image in my life but regardless of him getting doxxed. He was a solid guy who I hope one day returns back into the mix.
The indisputable Mount Rushmore of /mlb/ is DG, ERG, BAJP, and Winky
>>154300184I wish we got more of pissboi vs bajp. But he left before bajp's peak
>>154300184And Winky is the last one standing still here still doing his thing.
>>154300184Winky got doxxed 'mfraidAlso mo would be a contender
>>154300184Opens a can of natty ice *Pssss**Sips* *Ahhhh*That's a monument I would gladly visit
Mo is in the house!
>>154300184>ERG2018-2019 and 2019-2020 offseasons were the stuff of legends...
>someone posts a breakdown of the Mets acquisitions doing terribly>suddenly it's newfag hour on /mlb/Guys am I nooooticing now?
>>154300207
>>154300204they were a mindfuck and a half
>>154300207>discussing the old cums that cum and gone >newfag hour
>>154300184What about ryback?!
>>154300184
>>154299938the phillies have a good team, i could see them flipping the manager
what was ERG like?
my astros are so fucking shit :)
>>154300224Bags of sand
>>154300218who was the puppetmaster?
>>154300224t. erg
>>154300207hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>154300231this has gone over my head
>>154300224He was a top funposter. One of the founders of Psychogang and the bantergods. Helped in the purging of the blight on /mlb/ known as houspie.
>>154300244sounds based tbqhwywhat did houspie do?
>>154300224he was just a creative and funny shitposter
>>154300247>what did houspie do?Some things are better left unsaid. I tell you this for your health because you ain't ready to know the truth,nuh uh... not one bit.
This all sounds like schizobabble can we go back to the Mets so I can understand the posts unlike my understanding of what Stearns was thinking with those trades?
>>154300254the who?
>>154300254Who are these names you're throwing out schizo
>>154300247He became a janny and deleted every /mlb/ thread to force his /mlb/ general threads. Twere the darkest days of the thread wars but he was ousted somehow
>>154300247THAT FUKKIN RAT BASTAD!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5fezB7_yw
>>154300247o no ya don’t
>>154300247astros fan janny who started getting everyone in the genny banned for no reason in like 2019/2020ERG trolled him into oblivion with the help of spammy, I feel like a lot of the humor of /mlb/ was born in this era because it banded everyone together
>>154300254>Stearnslol what weird name who would be named that
>>154300262Who is spammy?
>>154300266>psychothis is incane!
>>154300260kek I wonder is Jose Iglesias made any royalties off spammies videos
>>154300273Really makes you think when they removed that
>>154300266>>154300273We need TRASH MASCOTS edition now more than ever..
>>154300285Did the shitty staff of this site ever give a reason for that
>edlose diass
>>154300298Reddit said he might need Jommy Bon surgery is it true?
>>154300305Checking reddit rn to confirm
/mlb/ is the clay that molds reality itself
>>154300224Who or what is ReckERG?
kek threadwars are kinosometimes I bake purposefully shithouse threads for /afl/ just to see the fallout (i dont post there)
Has anyone checked in on Frank the Tank? This was him after the mest lost nine in row.
what phrases should this be updated with in the current year of /mleeb/
>>154300325I'm Peff Jassan, and I approved this message.>HESULDUSABILLAGOODS
em's
>>154300318kino sperging
>>154300325>please fuck my ass>FAGGets kek!!!>I'm a girl tho>nu?>reddit has better baseball discussion>my badcan't think of any else rn
>>154300325>jomboyHe got walked off again today again in an elimination game
>>154300318He wants the manager fired, he also brings up the pink pony club incident frequently
>>154300329I was gonna make a mindfucker song but I got busy at work and I lost the vocaroo link T-T
we need nu tho
>>154300332no...NO!!!
11 losses in a row and 8 games below .500. How deep is that hole? In a typical month, a team will play 27 games. If the mest go 17 and 10 across their next 27 games, they will still be one game under .500 and it will almost be June. A 17 and 10 stretch is a 102-win pace. The mest have to play at a 102-win pace for a month just to get to one game under .500. One month from now, there will be teams that are ten or more games over .500. The mest will need to put together a second consecutive month of a 102-win pace just to get to six games over .500 by the half-way point in the season.when other teams are likely to be fifteen or more games over .500 by then. For the mest to finish with 92 wins this season and a chance to win the wild card, they need to go 17-10 in each of the next five months.In 2025, the mest went 19-8 in April. Their second best month of that season was July at 14-10. It might already be over for the mest.
>>154300325
>>154300336>the pink pony club incident June 12, 2025mest winmest are 45-24June 13, 2025gay pride night at shitifieldmest loseIn 2025, mest went 38 and 55 since gay pride night, finishing with an 83 and 79 record.Mest are 45 and 69 since gay pride night 2025 though April 18, 2026It's the Curse of the Pink Pony. The Mest are the Pink Pony Club.
June 12, 2025mest winmest are 45-24June 13, 2025gay pride night at shitifieldmest loseIn 2025, Mest went 38 and 55 since gay pride night, finishing with an 83 and 79 record.Mest are 45 and 70 since gay pride night 2025 though April 19, 2026It's the Curse of the Pink Pony, and the Mest are now the Pink Pony Club.
>>154300386just win 8 games in a row and get back to .500 in a week and a half
Stearns is rightfully getting a lot of shit for being retarded but what about all the anal lick ticks that said the Mets would be a playoff team that won 90 games?
>>154300429sports talk radio in NYC routinely talked about the Mets as being the second best team in the NL and already set up to have a chance to beat the Dodgers. With the right trade at the deadline, the Mets could be in the World Series this season. That was the talk all off-season and in Spring Training. Few fans and even fewer talk show hosts on WFAN predicted a disaster such as this. There is a real chance here that the Mets under Stearns will have gotten worse with each season he has been here. They went from 89 wins to 83 wins to this season where they look like a train wreck.
>>154300447Every move he made this offseason seemed like a panicked "DO SOMETHING" instead of a well considered addition.
People are just upset that they traded Nimmo and McNeil, and let Alonso walk, when the reality is that we won fuck all with them. I'm so tired of people acting like those 3 were core to yearly deep playoff runs. We missed the postseason more than we've made it with those 3. The moves themselves weren't bad, you just can't predict that this lineup would perform this badly for two weeks. It not working out is what makes them "bad" moves, not the logic and reasoning behind them. (and it's been a net neutral so far. We went from a non-playoff team to a non-playoff team. There's no real step backwards here)
>>154300376It would be funny if he got shot in the face
I got the late night Whataburger munchies
>>154300462>the reality is that we won fuck all with them. I'm so tired of people acting like those 3 were core to yearly deep playoff runs. We missed the postseason more than we've made it with those 3.Not a Mets fan but I felt the same way reading people's reaction to the Mets trading away their "core", I had to go back and look at their history to make sure I wasn't crazy. They had a NLCS run that came out of literally nowhere on the backs of guys like Luis Severino and Sean Manaea. I think there's a vocal part of the Mets fanbase that like plays into the 'lolmets' jokes by emotionally overreacting to everything the Mets do
>>154300477I will say to be fair to the people that are trolling the Mets it's actually kind of insane how high their payroll is given what their roster actually looks like. The Bichette signing was so odd to me
>>154300462The people posting that here aren’t Mets fans, they’re just trying to piss you off. That doesn’t justify what they are paying who they got to replace the people they left tho. t. Mets fan
>>154300477That's what I was trying to tell people the whole off-season. 0 World Series, 0 pennants, 0 division titles with them. The 2022 team choked a 10 game division lead, and were one hit, and one walk away from getting perfect game'd in the 3rd game of the Wildcard series at home. The 2024 team was weird, they had a winning record every month of the season except May, but they were the worst team in the league in May. Sean Manaea changed his arm slot and was unhittable for a month, and the offense exploded in the second half of the year. >I think there's a vocal part of the Mets fanbase that like plays into the 'lolmets' jokes by emotionally overreacting to everything the Mets doThis is 100% true. They claim they hate the lolmets joke but play into it, and are obsessed with the Yankees despite not wanting to be "little brother" they were over the moon with signing Weaver and Williams for no other reason that they went from Yankees->Mets. It was the same with Soto. Soto is obviously a great player and will be in the HOF barring catastrophic injury, but there were more glaring holes that weren't addressed, and lo and behold, said hole is why we missed the playoffs last year
>>154300512Consider that the guys bitching the most in the media about losing Nimmo, Alonso, and McNeil have a vested interest in those takes. You think Boningo and Frank the Rank wouldn’t be ranting and raving about running it back if the Mets kept all those guys?
I'm scared of the tsunami.Run away now!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR3X1WJsin0
>>154300684stay safe
>>154300715Thank you for your concern.The West Coast of the United States has also experienced many earthquakes in the past.
>>154300523>>154300512>>154300504>>154300477you guys can try to minimize trading nimmo and alonso all you want but the facts are when you go to the mets alltime records page they've got one of the most pathetic ones out of all the teams in terms of player totals, it's joke even compared to some teams that are much younger than them not to mention more respected franchises, the totals are all low as shit, like 250 homers, no-one with even 2000 hits, etc, you can go all the way down the line. the FACT is they traded two productive homegrown guys in nimmo and alonso who, if they stayed, wouldve made those numbers more respectable and less subhuman. they couldve rebuilt / retooled with those guys on their roster without eradicating their legacies and obviously also at the same time won more games when you look at the fucking slop they replaced them with. the mets are a fucking embarrassment as a franchise in terms of keeping their own players, always have been, and in that sense the moves by stearns were truer to the franchise ethos than keeping those guys would've been. embarrassing shit, but it's the mets way
>>154300755trying to hit franchise milestones for players that never won anything seems retarded when you have win-it-all moneythey just need a smarter tribe member at the helm tbdesu
>>154300755Alonso wasn’t traded but yea they could have rebuilt with them in the roster… in 2022 maybe, but not now. You don’t rebuild by signing a guy like Alonso to a long term contract at his age. Ironically I was one of the people defending Alonso in 2024 against fans on here saying to get rid of him, then he had a bounce back year in 2025 and the Mets missed the post season. You don’t bring that guy back again at that point imo, he would not have gone for another short term deal, and let’s not forget he turned down a 7 year $150M+ extension a few years ago, so it isn’t like the Mets never tried to lock him down.
Just woke up to the spurs beating the jew blazers. But I'm surprised magic could beat pistons.
>>154300755Yeah, call me when the Rangers, Orioles, and Athletics win anything of note with those guys.
>>154300857Idk about the glorioles but the As or Rangers have a decent shot at the offs if the mariners and astros continue to be incompetent. Let’s all just wait and see.
>>154300877let's let cooler heads prevail
still can't believe the dodgers actually seriously accused the rockies of cheating after losing to them
how would this team actually do tho?
>https://x.com/mlbbowman/status/2046034225040699664defense...
how do we feel about the barves being back?
Mr Met is a cuck
>>154301158America's Team never left
>>154301177holy based
The Mets biggest enemy is themselves lmaoI don't get how people act like Cohen is immune from critique but throw it all on Stearns and his analytics. The Mets HAVE used analytics before but they suck because they legit have no chemistry and everyone's lazy as fuck
pfma
>>154301192the mets were already a losing record team WAY before Zohran even got elected though, that's the confusing part
Polyticks!!!
And a great big thank you goes out to Bryan King, for being worse than the Cardinal relievers.
>>154301236Who said Cohen is immune from critique? He keeps meddling in the “rebuild” process by throwing gorillions of dollars around.
holy based
>>1543013158-0 when he starts btw
>>154301265yes the LGBTQ for Palestine curse dates back to last June, but it has reached a new level recently.
>>154301336He's one of their better pitchers.
>d_shawstein
>>154301344not only that, he also cuts out other pitchers' ERA in half when he catches
Please rape me...
ass a FAGGet I welcum back the gay braves with a gaped lolmestlet's make 2026 a season to remember
>>154301465>>154301431
I need to be bent over and filled up
>>154301177>>154301192>>154301265>>154301340Nice try MAGA, the curse started with Mike Love
>>154301315>>154301336Nice picture’s
curses?*crack**sip*lemme tell ya couple things about a fella name Jake deGrom.
>>154301431>>154301465>>154301634>>154301650
>>154301336>>154301344hopefully shes better in other pictures haha
>>154299937>
Holy kek, I just checked if the cubs won yesterday.This is insane.
>>1543002862026 still no Trash Panda mascot D: if it's in the minor league I've might have missed it because MASN barely shows any and of that we get Norfolk tides and that's it
>>154301698This season is the mest humiliation season and everyone is invited
when is baseball tho
>>154301704mest must be relieved theyve got a day off being embarrassed today
>>154301431
Yankees!
>>154301634
>this is the person calling Braves fans gay on this dying imageboard
27-18
>>154301701My Rocket City Trash Pandas exist. Double A Angels affiliate
>>154301698When birdman is your best bullpen arm you know it's bad going into the season didn't know why people were against him... Then my Orange ducks picked up his contract, outside of Baz and Sugano also I forget his name but didn't have a win till late May I hope my pitching can bee better
>>154300504
>>154301739No one likes us, no one likes us, were from fucking Philly we don’t care
>>154301742I knew there had to be wan, thanks fren! >>154301740 Can Cleveland and Cincinnati stop bringing their weather here we're already flooding in areas
Good morning~
Foot jobs with sweaty anime cubs girl
>>154301714no baybaw on dudeweds day tho
Adamantium
>>154301776I completely forgot till this post, I should swing by the dispo after work
>>154301762Good morning!
We are 2/5ths of the way to nu tho.
>cusb
why does mamdani make jews seethe so hard?
>mets @ cubsThe battle for 10th place has ended
The Reds won yesterday on a walkoff abs challenge
>>154301845Again?
the Rockies cheated >:(
A baseball game in 2 more hours for some reason?
Wasn't sure how abs would be implemented but very much needed seeing CB and others get embarrassed by it is hilarious
Grom
ABS is just another thing for Hedgey to be better at than Bo Naylor
Mets are going down the path of the “myth of troutahni” except with Soto and McLean
The Orioles, Royals, Rockies and Mets combine for a 0-16 record against leftie starters!
Bonedigger, bonediggerDogs in the moonlightFar away my well-lit doorMr. Beerbelly, BeerbellyGet these mutts away from meYou know I don’t find this stuffAmusing anymore
Look at this mariners hat and fanhttps://youtube.com/shorts/brq2QEubZh8?si=up11AYK97I32iN3-
>>154301930Sadly. But it is April still and tons of dudes coming back soon I hope like Holliday and O'Neill :3!! Though can't really replace switch hitters like Sandander.. Norby an the other one we sent to Miami are doing awesome, also of course O'Hern in pirates
gm bros Padres are off today so who should I throw my support behind? leaning towards the Jays since Arizona is getting a little too close for comfort
>>154302010this is the kind of bitch that gains 80 lbs after you marry her
>>154302018It’s the Portuguese genes.
>>154302018This is a slam pig genny
>>154302010I went to autism acceptance night at the ballpark and everyone there knew you guys
AUTISTbacks kek!!
>>154302045HAH kek!
>>154302018It’s the pork and cheese jeans
>>154302010THIGHA
>Resd>5th lowest scored runs in MLB >14-8 >Leading the NL Central
>trying to take the bus in America https://youtube.com/shorts/fbHlwiagfpU?si=oyGlHrJtEJnOgoK3
(hesitantly) gm mariners nation?
We’ll get a win tomorrow!
>>154301832Jews and muslims are like eternal nemesis
>>154300207who owns and run the (((mets)))
>>154302083O/U 5,000 in attendance for tomorrow’s game?
>>154302094Depending on the weather people might go just to shit on them and boo them
>>154302100>cuck fans
>>154302094Don’t know, I won’t be there
>>154302071As a lifelong Reds fan, I already know this season is inevitably going to start collapsing soon.
>>154302077Gm fish fren!
>>154302102They’re mest fans of course they’re cucks
>>154302087Ever see the debate video where he says he wouldn’t visit Israel as mayor? Volumes.
>>154301754>no one likes usIncluding your fans
Thoughts on Glavine, Smoltz, and Maddux, and Maddux Jr?
>Been busy all week>Check on my Doyers>On the verge of losing the Rockies seriesNot a great sign, but you can't win em all. Those rocks are tough
name one thing about anthony recker that isn't sexyYOU CANT
>>154301340Today as we sit here on Monday, April 20, the mest are 45-70 since that day, gay pride night, June 13, 2025.It's the Curse of the Pink Pony.
>>154301340>mets fans are literal bug chasersKek
Sing along time!Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.Head for the park and greet the Fagets.Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk
>>154302178>the bug chasing FAGGetsGrim
big sexy on the grid
>>154302205Oldfags
>>154302205newcums
I hope the red socks lose today
>>154302246Fuck off + Celtics won
>>154302169Elf ears
>>154302087That’s just factually untrue. For most of history Jews united with Muslims to attack Christians.
>>154302266Red socks lost + bruins lost
>>154302289Are you talking about baseball? I never got into it. I like football and basketball.
Knickees won that ballgame.
>>154302302Why are the fuck are you doing on this board then?
is it okay to day drink when baseball is on at 11 am
>>154302318>falls asleep on the couch at 5pm yes
>>154302246My socks...</3
>>154302312/mlb/ stands for mls, lacrosse, and basketball
>>154302312Basketball tomorrow + Patriots in september + it makes you seethe bitch
>>154302045problem?
>>154302318im cracking open a cold one myself
>>154302339trip on pedoknees
>>154302352alleged teens status?
I’m gonna cook some xWOBacon while my wife SiERA gets tag teamed by her bulls. Go Mets.
How many fanbases here think their teams sucks but feel better about the year after looking at the Mets?
>>154302367Braves falseflagger. A true Mets fan wouldn't eat pork
>>154299914gay
>>154302376
>>154302071>>154302111Run Differential respecters know.
>>154301832This guy? Two nepobabbies hand in hand. One is a big time jew!
I tried to watch basketball last night and couldn’t. Football was a disaster last year. All I got is BASEDball.
Um why is 4/20 patriots day? Care to explain yourselves Boston?
>>154302410What happened again some guy blew up his instapot making cabbage stew? Why am I supposed to care again?
>>154302405>Football was a disaster last year.o they still mad
>>154302418That’s the twin towers actually
there's an 11 am game today
>>154302420>my team won therefore the overall dismal state of the league and commissioner can be ignored despite all the warning signs and big issues persistingSerious question, are you a brainlet?
>>154302405I tried to watch baseball yesterday and i couldn't understand what the hell was going on kekw
>>154302426>ow my legs save me mark wahlberg :*(
>>154302428>Bombston Red Sux >Detoilet Tiggers Calling it a game is a bit charitable, don't you think?
>>154302443>t. SEETHING Palestinian
>>154302432
>>154302434Why not? The rules have been more or less the same for 100 years.
Bombston kek
>>154302434Please watch our sport
Gaytriots Gay kek!!
>>154302466Because i barely understand the rules of baseball to begin with. The only thing i know is if the bat guy hits the ball very far and then runs through all 4 bases, then they win that round. That's it.
The marathon crockpot attack was an elaborate hoax to prevent east coasties from explaining to the rest of us what a 'noreaster' is and preventing an important Mooninite episode of ATHF from airing.
>>154302464You're part of the problem and an ally of goodell which makes you everyone's enemy.
>>154302484Somebody fuck this guy
>>154302484>then runs through all 4 basesYou can only "run through" first base, if you miss tagging a base as you round the corner you're liable to be called out on a boner.
>gaytriots>tom gaydy
>boston banana sox FINALLY wearing their home whites >with Boston written on it... FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>154302487I wonder who could be behind this post!
>>154302475I'll try to, but it's the playoffs in the nba, so i have to focus on that first>>154302489>>154302498Lol so apparently i don't understand baseball at all kek
>>154302508I gotta banana and a pink sock for you sweetie
>>154302514Wrong
>>154302516Playoff hockey mogs all forms of floorsqueak.
>>154302405missing out on stan lee
>tfw getting bullied
>>154302535ruins choked last night toochin up brudda
>>154302520jarvis is this real
>>154302528>>154302526The Blackhawks failed to make the playoffs yet again so I've no reason to watch or pay attention. I'm more concerned about this offseason and potential contract extensions as well as the draft lottery.
>>154302535At least you aren’t the mest
Good Morning Krusty Crew
>>154302535A small price to pay to excise the demons of 2014.
>>154302542show me your pensky pole!
@mariners I’m requesting a refund for Cooper Criswell
>>154302550hiiii
>>154302544I don't really pay attention to hockey except for the three weeks between football and spring training, but playoff hockey is fun the same way the olympics were because everyone is trying really hard and hitting the shit out of each other.
>>154302544are you bedarded
8 am is too early for baseball. what the fuck
>>154302545>mets>jets>knicks
Anyone have a working stream?
>>154302559Crispy > Cocox (cole wilcox)
>>154302575It's great, my coffee is fresh and I haven't had to defecate yet so it's comfy sitting around.
>>154302582mlbwebcastsportsurgefreestreamslive
>>154301735Put your money where your mouth is, Alex.Oh, that's right. You don't have any.
holy shit riley green caught that and fooled his broadcast booth
wow that was a great catch (fuck that guy)
Say sor- WHAT THE FUCK
bombston fans thought that was gone kek
bombston lel>>154302600Benetti has cerebral palsy so he has no depth perception
>>154302582Not for a while now, I need to see a urologist
Are Americans allowed to watch baseball at the office? Like is that an understandable thing to do? It should be like barely 2 hours in wageslave hours now
>robbing a green monster double
>>154302526I will say the winter olympics hockey final was pretty kino
>>154302606He doesn't sound like he has the palsy.
It's too early for these hitters
who else drinking for breakfast
>>154302645Sonny Gray is elite now.
KWAB fagherty!
we take those
>ACK flaherty
what the fuck is flaherty doing
>>154302664
Detroit fans thought that was an out at home kek
>>154301056The Padres never had Riley, I hate youtube analysis.
>>154302615baseball is a great sport to listen to on the radio, that's how I work around being at the job when my team plays.
>>154302664>black pitchers
Pitch to Roman, you pussy fucks!
>>154302684Coward.
>>154302684And there it is
Tigays kek
>white runners
>Play a team that can't hit >WALK IN runs The Detoilet Tiggers everyone
>>154302528I do like hockey but my Devils were so disappointing this year. And I can never get into it enough to watch regularly. I will get into the playoffs though, probably.
>it’s another Red Sox outhit the opponents but don’t outscore them episode
>>154302679You know what with all the lulls I don't doubt that at all
>roman Anthony fielding
>hao yu leemore like "hao yu (gonna) leeve a guy batting .000 in the lineup"
That bald spot…what a jump scare
>>154302765At what point do we investigate the Mets for betting against themselves?
>>154302765What did he do?
For me, it’s that Malaysian Mets pitcher from Superior Foes of Spider-Man (which looks suspiciously like a Puerto Rican)
>Boston Marathon Runners>Sam Goywhat did they mean by this
>>154302765As soon as Conforto stepped up to the plate I knew the Mets were gonna lose.
>>154302765>fire their manager>go on a 20-10 heater>27-25>play moderately OK for rest of season>WC team11 losses in a row for a payroll like this is funny, but at the same time but I hold my guffaws for the penant race.
fuck canada
>throwing like shit>he must be injured
>sonny gay pulled
It’s bionicle day in Boston *clap clap*
Cummy Gay
2 piece free chicken nuggies day in Boston
>>154302765curse of mambinoshouldn’t have done the photo opp with the street shitter
>>154302817Every day is Bionicle day if you are a real American
>>154302839FREE?
Why does Boston have a whole holiday for losing the owl to Seattle????
UNhappy bombston day.
>>154302817>be sox fan>can no longer wear socks T-T
>>154302862They decided that a whole month wasn't enough
>>154302787>>go on a 20-10 heaterit's this part i can't see
surely boston doesnt actually have fake holidays about bomb/11 do they
>>154302852where are his legsies
>>154302787>>154302877If you just win series it's easy to make up the deficit.
sonny gay kek
It's April you're all overreacting Remember when the Mets were up big and missed the playoffsNow it's the opposite this year
>>154302889He's a wheelchairchad now.
>>154302852>be socks fan>can REALLY no longer wear socksdoes anyone in this city have legs wtf
they sure do wake up early in bombston
>>154302889Fun fact: 29 years ago today the episode of King of the Hill depicting how Cotton Hill lost his shins to the japs first aired.
>>154302896maybe you're right
I guess that the Red Sox and Toronto will go up to first and second, and the Yankees will drop to third.
