First for a shit thread.
>>154303008>>154303008>>154303008>>154303008>>154303008Happy Holidays, /hoc/
>>154303008
>>154303008dabres v
Update playoff rankings after Night 2Contenders>Lightning>Avalanche>Oilers>Stars>Knight>WildMeme teams>Hurricanes>Flyers>SabresSpeed bumps>Kings>Mammoth>Ducks>Bruins>Habs>Sens>Penguins
day trips to Corning to make glass flowers
Go SabresGo Amerks
>>154303036
>>154303034>Meme teamI'll take it
>Stars wear their meme jersey>Loss>Penguins wear their meme jersey>LossReally makes you think
>>154303036FUCKINGELEGANT
Make contact with the puck, /hoc/>don't try to see the puck, that's fool's gold
Friendly reminder that the Flyers' mascot eats his wings with Ranch instead of Bleu Cheese. Deplorable.
>>154303064I can hear the puck
>>154303064I CAN see the puck, thoughbeit...
>>154303066
McDavid bros...how are we supposed to win a Cup with this in net?
>>154303066bleu cheese is french and therefore, gay
>>154303078Better than Skinner
>>154303074You must train with a virgin puck
a flying hat
>>154303082Jarry's stats are worse than Skinner's were this year with the Oilers...
my pucks smell lemony fresh and astringent, and go through a thorough cleaning process before being released back into their natural environment >for science
>>154303070What wisdom does it bestow upon ye?
boutta fire up the ol sauna
you know they're right
>>154303098mammi suomi
>>154303092I want to eat that puck
Predictions for tonight?>PHI @ PIT>OTT @ CAR>MIN @ DAL>ANA @ EDM
>>154303098Just a holiday suggestion, but you could fire up a blunt first
>>154303106thats a used urinal cake
>>154303091And yet Ingram's are better and that's all that matters
I get CBC over the air normally, but lately the canakikes are jamming the signal so I couldn't see hasbs/blots yesterday. Can't wait 'til Trump ends these jewish tricks.
>>154303008If it's all rigged for the sunbelt, why did lightning lose?
>>154303106Looks almost like an iced cream, doesn't it?
>>154303109>PHI @ PITpenises 3-2>OTT @ CARrandy 2-1>MIN @ DALstors 5-3>ANA @ EDMsoilers 6-5
>>154303115Just infuse the sauna water and absorb the THC into your pores
>>154303036Beautiful
>>154303109FlyersCanesStarsOilers
>>154303109PensCanesMildOilels
>PHI>OTT>DAL>ANA
>>154303093nothing
>>154303025How do you celebrate 4/20 /hoc/?
>>154303109>PHI @ PITprobably interesting?>OTT @ CARsnoozer>MIN @ DALanother boring game, shant be watching>ANA @ EDMshould be good
>>154303130You think Gary has the insides of the pucks filled with buttercream?
>>154303103>Decide Carter Hart was guilty>Ignore all evidence to the contrary>Ignore the trial that found otherwise>Keep repeating the lie over and over, pretending it's trueHonestly an interesting peek into the psyche of these people
>>154303146Maybe that is the lesson it teaches
>>154303151Hot butter ice cream.
>>154303155
My penguins (:
>>154303155you mean women
>>154303147Bob Marley on the stereo all day longfriends and family come by to play dice, cards, and backgammonThe coffee maker is in action all day long >Happy Saint Bob's Day to you, /hoc/
>>154303127If your signal is strong enough (over 20-25 dB), try an LTE filter.
>>154303177I am busy with another birthday party
>playing a game where you get a puck into a goal>the goalie is in front of the goal>the players play the puck up to the goal and try to score>goalie stops the puck>ref blows the whistle>everyone stops what theyre doing>defending team punches any player near the goal for daring to play the gameI really dont understand this. I get defending your goalie but wouldnt toppling 6 people on top of him everytime he stops a puck be infinitely more dangerous than play stopping around him?
>>154303188>birthdayBob was born in February, tourists
>>154303161Gary's bounty is such a blessing to us.
The purple pucks are Grimace Shake flavored =(>not my favorite
>>154303199It doesn't often lead to injury, surprisingly. But it can throw a goalie off his game. Swayman was getting piled on relentlessly last night and it probably effected him
>>154303064Am I doing this right?
who wins today?
The Buffalo Glass Blowers
>Vaselineskiy
>>154303242We'll find out soon enough
>>154302416why doesn't kansas city get a name
>>154303270fuck yea!
>>154303064>>154303084>>154303092>>154303219>>154303242Forced meme
>>154303265Columbine Canes
>the Buffalo Bong Blowers Yeah, sounds forced
>>154303290NO FUN ALLOWED!
>>154303290THIS MAN HAS NEVER SEEN THE PUCK
>>154303300That should be the OT puck
>Penguins down 1-0>On home ice tonight>With Sid and Geno getting baited by the pesky Flyers>And 2 games upcoming in the best, loudest barn in hockey (Philadelphia)Not looking good for the Penguins
>>154303161Gary calls it heat and sip.Very tasty and healthy, too.
Charle-Edouard D'Astous is doubtful tomorrow, according to Jon Cooper.
>>154303310At least ya got good seats
> @frank_seravalli> Sources say the Maple Leafs are advancing to the ‘finalist’ stage of their interview process this week.> No guarantee on timeline but it wouldn’t be a surprise to see a new GM in place by the end of the week.Who is it gonna be, /hoc/?
>>154303322Kevyn Adams
>>154303322Marc Bergevin
>>154303322the ghost of rob ford
>>154303316fug me i wish i could stay up through these games they're pretty fun. 2 hours of sleep today ain't good
>>154303320
>>154303331he would be more appropriate for seattle
>>154303332should have had your super move you to nights so you got time to sleep before your shift >save this for next season, and everyone after
>American fans>Watching a team that represents an American city>Chanting USA>Ummmmmm actually, the players aren't from the USA :)Why does this make Canadians seethe so much?
>>154303348the usa chant bothers them in all contexts
>>154303348based Mission
>>154303348Emotional trauma
>>154303348buddy the same people were asterisk posting during the world series too
>>154303348Because they only have this one thing to get upset about, plus a few other cultural antiquities that don't have much to do with colonists > Don't forget to buy some syrup before you head back home, neighbor
>>154303348>>154303356>>154303366>called out for being stupid>NO I TROLL YOU LOL LMAO GOLD MEDAL LMAO 1993I love my Amerifrens and their passion
>>154303347unironically a good idea
>>154303377>Why does this make Canadians seethe so much?
>>154303377>Chanting for your city/country>StupidYeah, you're definitely a Canadian alright
something of a heated rivalry you might say
>>154303348The nation of Canada is one gigantic crab bucket
Gary
>>154303392with half their team Canadian? that is the point. No wonder they lost to the Montreal Slovakians.
Canadians and victim complexes, name a more iconic duo
my stepdad left my mom, retired, and moved to florida and is suddenly a massive Lightning fan. Tell me they are a dogshit team please.
not changing anything after last night
>>154303409Leave K-os out of this
>>154303414Their 50% Canadian team still 100% represents an American city playing a Canadian city
>>154303414Lol, supporting your team genuinely confuses the Canadian.
>>154303336underrated
getting stoned and blaying with my benis haha happy 420 lol
>>154303428>>154303430so you make the team uncomfortable with USA USA and they lose? OK bud.
>>154303348those city names sound made up
>Tampa Bay, Florida (American city)>Tampa Bay Lightning (American organization)>Tampa Bay residents (Americans)>Playing a the Montreal Canadians (Canadian City)>Why are they chanting USA????I love you, little Canada bros. You're so naive
>when jingoism hits like crack
>>154303442I can assure you the BC cities are real and Price George is lovely.
>>154303421He's a dogshit fan, I can verify that for you without testing >Blots are an eternal asterisk team, and they have found peace with this
>>154303445/krak/ was cancelled
>>154303434>STOP CHANTING>YOU LOST ONE TIMEI better not hear Habs fans chanting "Ole" ever again. They haven't won since 1993 :)
>>154303421tell them the french are winning and he's gonna blow a coronary
>>154303450chudly dudley team using BUF logohappy 4/20
>>154303421do you miss him?
sens are basically the only team that look like they dont belong in the playoffs so farwas gary... right? is the system good?
>>154303469hell no
>>154303445It's OK buddy, we understand leafs don't have anything to be proud of in their country
>>154303473damn, you never hear about good step dads I guessI'm 35 and about to become one to a few filipino kids
>>154303483because the good ones are the dads who stepped up
>>154303434Canadian hockey players are very fragile.
>>154303471The people crying and screaming that turds like the wangs, cbj, and craps didnt get in are just butthurt homers
>Want to wear your real home jerseys now?>Sorry, you already locked in your alts for the playoffs What were the Penguins thinking?
>>154303421based Palm Beach Pete
>>154303510shes right you knowi respect the pens deciding to become the preds to honor their struggle
>Rub your hockey superiority in Americas face for decades>America finally wins and starts giving it back>Immediately start crying, shitting, pissing, and cry-shit-pissing blood while screeching at the top of your lungs
>>154303471>that look like they dont belong in the playoffs so farPenguins look like shitFlyers only looked decent because they played the shit PenguinsKings looked like shitHabs lucked out, will look like shit soon
>>154303524bro posting to himself on post timer cooldowngive it a rest
>>154303510>Ummm, the team chose them, okay? That's thatBased Pittsburgher not understanding the cultural importance of team identity
>>154303533
>>154303497he tried to join the circus, but when he jumped from the trapeze he missed the net.
>>154303554hes on the spectrum right?
>>154303559its the altitudes and the Dude Where's Makar jokes
>>154303562>Dude Where's Makarwill never not be funny to me i dont care
>What day do the playoffs start, Geno?
>>154303497Cheating, diving cunt.
>>154303566true
>>154303296shut the fuck up trb
>>154303577I don't know. Seemed a little excessive
>>154303574the 19 year old Martone commentary is starting to give me bad flashbacks of my Nuckies and 18 Year Old Sam Bennett
>>154303574>7 PM start? That's usually lights out, can we start the game earlier? Maybe 10 AM because the buffet's early bird special is at 4.
>>154303598>I'm not sure I can keep up with this young Flyers team. We aren't kids anymore, you know...
Zut alors
>>154303444Tampa Bay residents were playing a the Montreal Canadians?
>>154303631Based obtuse Canadian poster
>>154303631I mean, the players probably live there so... yeah
>>154303655I just don't understand the meaning here. Tampa Bay residents were playing the Canadiens? Playing at the Canadiens?
>>154303631with a puck manufactured in the Czeck Republicwith sweaters made in China
>>154303665nigga do you think the players commute from eau claire wisconsin??
>>154303490had a coworker basically tell me that sort of speech because his roommate-turned-girlfriend had a kid with his best friend, but his best friend is a burnout. so now him "raising" his best friend's daughter made him a better guy (despite being a retarded crack smoker). i kept my regular game face on, but in my mind, I was pic related. it was especially funny since the guy was on that andrew tate garbage before moving out of his mom's (read: getting kicked out) a couple months earlier, saying this and that are "cucked". shit, and one time he told me his girlfriend looked like shit (she did to be honest), so I'm not sure he actually likes her to begin with and it's just a sick revenge/cope thing between him and his best friend. I know all of this without asking him anything, all unprompted. I'm glad I don't work with that fucking douche anymore.
>>154303672not with the infrastructure you have there, no.
>>154303668Thank you Gary
>>154303679Sposored by Bet365 and Manscape
Game 2 is about to drop the puck
>>154303678are you implying we don't have roads
>>154303695do you enjoy shilling this shit every day?
>No Cups since 1993>No best-on-best wins since 2014>Ummmm, your team is 50% Canadians though :)Sad to witness the death of a nation unfold like this
first playoffs without charlie Kirk bros I miss my nigga fr
>pre-scoreless draw in Fribourg
>>154303674>I know all of this without asking him anything, all unprompted.The absolute worst people are the ones that just dump their shit on you like they're a quest giver in a video game
>>154303672No way is this the cope
>>154303706you forgot the 4 Nations and the 2016 World Cup, bud. We ted to win like ALL the time so I know it is hard to forget all those times we won but please do try to keep up with our greatness.
>>154303714this. why do friends always do this. I just want to drink beer and throw shit at targets. Why do they have to need me to be all supportive and empathetic. Fag shit.
>>154303706>death of a nationdon't talk about yourself like this. like I understand we all watch the news and our wallets are hurting right now, but it's gonna be fine we can last another 5-10 years like this if we pull up our bootstraps.am yisrael chai
>>154303724as if Mitchell Marner knows anything about being cool.
>>154303731he was cool enough to leave the Leafs
>>154303703make the time pass by a bit easier, yeah>Who the fuck wants to know, Sally???
>>154303726in america we shoot targets
>>154303723>NHL only tournaments>"Best on best" >Bragging about theme anywaySad to witness the death of a nation unfold like this
>>154303739so I am to exclude 1996?
>>154303723we ALL had fun
>>154303738saying this on the Columbine anniversary is so disrespectful
>the city of Fribourg
>>154303724what a dork lol
>>154303747The only humans still thinking about the 1996 World Cup are Canadians lmao.No one in America cares about some exhibition tournament from 30 years ago.
>>154303765every single day is an anniversary for some shooting in america. never stop celebrating.
>>154303726he's not even a friend, he's a coworker. dude was also a huge comic book nerd, like actually buying comic books. when Joker came out, I bought tickets for a special 70mm film showing outside town to go by myself. I accidently told him I bought the ticket, so he invited himself. I said ok because it was better to have him go than dealing with his grumpy fucking ass at work (he was a shitty working with a good mood, imagine on a bad day)
>>154303723>ted to winOxymoron
>most dangerous lead
>>154303034>lgbtning>softpusys>oilels>golden shartsRetard.
>>154303776sounds like he was reaching out to you and you cold shouldered his ass. Poor bro just needed someone and you had to be a jerk. Nice job.
>>154303034>6 contenders from the west>1 from the easteven more retarded than before (somehow)
>I should reach out to and mentor antisocial assholes because, um... WELL, I JUST SHOULD, OK?!?!?!
DA FUCK BAWSTON?
I have 0 friends or girlfriend all I have is /hoc/
ok some of you are being downright mean right now
>>154303793Who in the East other than Tampa is beating any of Dallas, Colorado, Vegas, or Edmonton in a 7 game series?
>>154303348>americans getting assblasted that we dont accept their nationalist chants when americans are a small minority on the icewhy does this make americans seethe so much?
>>154303815I too canot believe people are so hateful on the internet.
>>154303818My kitties would demolish any and all of these SHIT teams tbdesu.
>>154303808my girlfriend has no opinion about hockey but actively despises hockey hags and always complains about women at the gamessome kinda mental illness pickme shit
>>154303808You're the average /hoc/ shitposter, Congrats
>>154303818anyone who play Edmonton from the East is beating them in a seven game series.
>>154303392>forced to pretend they were ever chanting for the "city" to copecantmakethisshitup
>>154303830playoff team discussion only
>>154303808I've sent this post to directly to Gary so he'll schedule games on Friday nights instead of expecting us to go out and have sex
>>154303833No one hates women more than other women. My grandpa taught me that.
>>1543038184 teams from the west arent gonna be in the scf
>>154303838>The Tampa Bay fans weren't cheering for the team of the Tampa Bay LightningLmao
>>154303865when did the crowd chant "tampa bay" on repeat?
>that guy from Åland said he took the way back machine to when the kitties were still good, and I wonder where he bought what he's smoking
>>154303837No, Pierre, the Habs are not being the Oilers. Lol>>154303854And whichever makes it to the SCF is the clear favorite over an Eastern team
>>154303806this portnoyjak is gonna bait me into ordering pizza for lunch
>>154303788I didn't give him the cold shoulder, we went to see the movie and ate in a nice restaurant (had already reserved for myself). sometimes you're just not compatible with people to various degrees. I don't deal well with dumb loud mouths. And that was years before the step-cuck thing too.
>>154303803You failed the bro code
>>154303871>Chanting USA>For their team, which is American>Against a non-American team
>>154303889moving the goalposts?thank you for your concession
>>154303839So many shit teams in the "playoffs" thobeit.
>>154303883how did it feel when you fucked and chucked him?
>>154303896Based illiterate Canadian poster
Any self respecting Canadian on Tampa bay should refuse to play for the rest of the playoff series and accept the consequences. They are fake patriots if they don’t and in my opinion should have their citizenships taken from them. Actions have consequences in the real world sorry we all couldnt be born in a life of luxury as a hockey player.
All American teams should be banned from play until the United States and Israel cease their aggression on Iran.
>>154303903no reason for personal insults because you cant prove the fans cheered for the city after suggesting they did and no, the franchise isnt a city
>>154303899while it's really funny that the florida panthers had more regulation wins than the minnesota wild, they still didn't make the cut
>>154303920The USA gold medal is fake. In a just world they would’ve been banned from international sports like Russia. Sadly we live in a world of double standards rules for thee not for me.
>>154303920
>>154303925>He did it again
>>154303944its ok for team usa to win in 3v3 ot but not american franchisesinteresting
>>154303944
Wait...really?
It’s hilarious how much of you seethe at the wild.
>>154303959no argument?thank you for your concession (again)
>>154303948>if you can't win ban your opponent kwab
>>154303724Weed addicts absolutely seething
>>154303969my nigga Roy carried they sorry asses
>>154303984worked for the americans (banning russia)
>>154303969Quebec isn’t really Canada
>>154303984Canacucks and swedecucks do this kwab
these gayboys are gonna suck face until the pucks drop huh
>>154303970Why would I seethe at the Wild? It's gonna be hilarious when they sweep the Stars.
>>154303990
>>154304010i dont recall team usa pulling out of the olympics in protest of the russian ban
Still need to know canacuck elimination day, guise.
>>154304015> le Smoochy Boyqarium =3yeah, probably...
>>154304010>Canacucks and swedecucks>t. globohomo
https://www.nhl.com/news/topic/playoffs/leon-draisaitl-could-play-game-1-for-edmonton-against-anaheimGermans slow healers?
>>154304017Looks like grezsky with that nose
>>154303994source?
What's the deal with icing? isnt the puck already on ice and covered in ice shavings?
>>154304051hes had issues w his ribs and plays through injuriesi think he plays hurt but it doesnt bode well which sucks for uninvested viewerchads looking for a good game
>>154304062Don't know, never seen the puck.
>>154304062>>154304062>>154304062>>154304062
>>154303155''''''people''''''it's impossible to fix a broken mind, and there are a LOT of broken people around.
The golden knights are asssss
visible pucks are a myth and are only visible in their images because of modern age telescope technology, long exposure times, and faster computers
>>154303991Like Montembeault, he was a french fries lover.Casseau was his nickname in french.
>>154304062best post today
>>154304107
Reminder that any cunt still calling Sharter Fart a rapist is just pissed off that he wouldn't even rape them.
thread is fucking shit and gay
>>154304051The Final Solution returning is unironically good for the DucksWith Drai>Oilers say "Fuck defense" and just play pond hockey to try to outscore everyone>Ducks are comfortable trading chances and capable of winning games that end 6-5>if he's less than 100% it's even worse because their defense will go out the window without the offense to pick it upWithout Drai>Oilers forced to play defense and be more responsible>TBD if the Ducks are capable of winning games that end 2-1
Reminder Vegas employs criminals on their roster
mrw pk subban comes on my TV again tonight
>>154304058moi, mon ptit anglo>mfw the PQ is poised to win this autumn because of federal bullshit
>>154304103"Casseau" can also mean someone that's a bit crazy.
>>154304124kek Kramer had fatigue before it was cool.
>>154304051He had 17 points in 5 games against the Flames in 2022 with a high ankle sprain
>>154304121And two people who's names are synonymous with poop
>>154304120the ducks were 12-17 in games with 3 or more goalsedmonton was 18-16
Imagine hating the wild so much you post about them nonstop even when they’re not playing
>>154304147mark stone and who?
>>154304159hey fellow mild hater
>>154303348Well, based on my own experience I think it's because canadians have been taught and programmed to think that being nationalistic is bad and collectivism is even worse. That's why national anthems make them uneasy, some want to remove flags altogether. You wonder why canadians love and want more indians? It's because it makes them feel like world citizens. But yeha, there are no canadians who respect and like "nationalistic" things such as chanting a country's name.
Today is my birthday. I hope my team wins.
>>154304119what do you even call it when the two worst posters in the thread constantly bait each other and seem never to get tired of itdogs barking i guess
>>154304177frotting
>>154303471>conveniently ignoring the Stars who got bitchsmacked in game 1Nice try Dylan.
>>154304169Cracking out the VPN now?
>the junkyard dogs of /hoc/What an unnecessary illustration
>>154304176Happy birthday
kwab no milly dilly btfo
>>154304176Vgh… your team should have won in 1945 big bro
>>154304176Make a wish and blow out the candles, anon
>>154304177Queers queering off
>>154304176You know who shares your birthday?
>>154304236Oh, I'm very aware of the significance of April 20th, anon. Very aware. And the surrounding days, as well.
>>154304236>>154304236Mr Sulu???
>>154304235>Fighting a man twice your size >Fighting uphill >Never giving up even when its obviously hopeless and you're beat Based
>>154303920You have to go back to whatever muslem shithole your family came from
>>154304258I hate this diving bitch
Why are Canadian men becoming so violent and criminal?
>>154304257his chick had more fight in her tbqhwy
>>154304270learned behaviour from americans
>>154304176Happy birthday fren! What are your goals and dreams for this year?
>>154304270>with intent Cringe
>>154304270with the Canucks and Leafs out of the ploffs there is nothing to live for but a life of crime
>>154304267that's what happens when you're drafted by or get signed to play for that faggot franchise. Landeskum, ratanen, ROR, mackbitch, makar, the list goes on. Even their coach is an unapologetic piece of shit who just shrugs his shoulders when his players lay out dirty hit after dirty hit.
>>154304267I wish there were something more productive you could do with your anger
>>154304270>with intentas opposed to, WHOOPS my trigger finger slipped and I suddenly jerked it back and put the firearm into action?
>>154304270>Germanpreet
>>154304292yeah
>>154304270he missed!
>>154304302the parade on the weekend sure was a wild ride
>>154304303weak country, canada.
>>154304270>germanpreet>aka garrygem
>>154304317do you think the difference doesn't matter
>>154304317Texas is importing them on mass too. Soon USA snd Canada will be united under Indian brotherhood
Why the hell did the Ducks and Oilers wait until today for game 1?
>>154304334no more brother wars saarbro you should see nova, shit is fuckin full of em
>>154304292Yeah NDs are based unlike insecure shit like pointing your gun at people
>>154304342Everyone else got a couple days off
>>154304342had to let draisaitl get healthy :)
>>154304342Gary still pining to get soilers a Cup.
>>154304285I'm playing video games :)
>durzi only fined for headbuttingcan't wait for tomorrow. utah is going to get absolutely dummied by the lads
>>154304350you sound like that guy who is in the driveway with the guy that ray liotta pistol whips in goodfellas. "no! don't shoot!" the columbus blue jackets are also a good comparison.
>>154304379
>>154304236Kuroneko
>>154304270>GermanpreetHoly fucking shit
people actually think drai isnt gonna play
fun fact: face washing doesn't really it, it just really smellz.
Ducksbros what do you think your chances are, I have only watched bits of their play all season
>mfw waiting for some puck drops
>Pitt vs PhillyGood game>Sens vs CanesDon't care>Stars vs WildShould be a good game, but Game 1 sucked so who knows>Oilers vs DucksShit game but I want to see if the Oilers choke
the penguins are wearing their yellow jerseys. and that's that. it's really that simple.
is draisaitl playing tonight?
>>154304471probably
>>154304460>Yes, the Penguins are wearing an ugly alternate jersey in the playoffs instead of their classic look>Why do fans care so much??
>>154304478 that dumb twat
What does he do?
>>154304501intensify edmonton's suffering
>>154304501Takes teams to the playoffs. Hence why he left the Leafs.
>>154303025Fixin to toke this all in 1 session bros
I’m Indian but I was born here
>>154304511He ran Toronto so incompetently that McDavid will never go to Toronto>>154304519And then they lose in the first round
>>154304533
>>154304533What's the point of getting your tolerance so high that you need that kind of an amount
>>154304545i don't really care about toronto, he seems to be doing well for the penguins
>>154304533That's like a single blunt
>>154304440MY Duckies are very streaky. If they get hot this could be an interesting series. If Dostal struggles like he did to end the regular season it’s already over. Tough to make any predictions since this is the first playoff appearance for all of >our core players. I would be happy to take it to 6 or 7 games and thrilled to advance.
Remember when Burgers chanted USA for the team that’s mostly Canadians, has a Canadian coach, whose star player is Russian, and whose starting goalie is Russian? Against the team whose two star players are American? What’s up with that anyways?
>CHING CHONG CHING CHONG>I DO NROTHING ALL GRAME RONG
>>154304575I think he was gonna do it all in one session cause it's the Holidays, pekka
>>154304176Hi Hitler
>>154304638well it ain't holidays here so you'll have to excuse his lack of knowledge
why is chipotle buy one get one day also weed day
So much for the "state of hockey" female team doesn't even like the mild
>KHL 3rd round starts on 24th>Gary games are too late into the night todayNo hockey for me, it's over.
>>154304668So degenerates go to chipotle today
>>154304682Enjoy some Liiga semifinals buddy.Well tomorrow and thursday
>April 20th>Game 2 of Round 1We should be on Game 6 by now
>ECHL ploffs start Thursday
>>154304719tappara booty status?
>AHL starts tomorrowit's only Bridgeport hosting Hershey, dough
>>154304670The Minnesota Frost are a crazy-ass team I hope they get a Netflix series or something like that
>>154304719Might unironically watch those provided onhockey shows me the streams.
>>154304533that's a couple of bowls, man. you waste at least 23% of your product in joints.
>>154304751I hope they continue their Dynasty until the League fits in 16 teams total
>>154304728Imagine there’s yet another Edmonton/Florida final which means Games 6-7 is played in almost July again
>>154304735Axe has been inserted blade first
>>154304751They make the libtarded up dyke PWHL fanbase seethe non-stop and all they do is win which makes them even more mad. Only thing from Minnesota I'll root for. Plus there are a handful of Badgers on the roster including Britta.
>>154304796>Only thing from Minnesota I’ll root forThe fuck, isn’t like a quarter of the Gold Medal team from Minnesota
>>154304796The Minnesota Frost are the NY Yankees of women's ice hockey, and think that's wonderful >Threepeat incoming
LÖVENBROSIT'S HAPPENING
>>154304670Damn who's the blonde in the skirt with the legs
>>154304585>0-1 at home>doing wellAt least you'll get respect in the handshake line
>/hoc/>where the pucks can not be seen, heard, or felt
>>154303147I don't, because I'm not a degenerate druggie or a fuentes catboy
soilers goaltending is shit and they are ripe for a collapse
>>154304848So you're just a drunk then? cool
>>154304741my checkersiesmy wolvesies
>>154304860no, faggotI'm a chad teetotaler
>he said he gets high on life and the smell of his own farts
>>154304853funny how bedard thinks its cool to smoke weed
>>154304861crossing my fingers and praying for HendersonThat's about all I can do for them
>>154304751et tu, Kendall?
>>154304876I get high on getting pucks deep and a strong net front presence
If a goaltender catches a puck in the air, behind the line, it should be a save. They saved it.
>>154304892Wasn’t Berdard the guy who made such a big deal about how he’s never eaten fast food in his life?
>>154304921>He posits that one can "save" a puck if it is already in the goal zone I don't follow. You just described a goal
>>154304921>tan the goalie's skin>afix it to the netting>team has to hit back bar to score
>when that bing bing wahoo hits during heated rivalry night
>NOW he wishes to harvest spice from Arrakis so we can mutate our tendies into some kind of hybrid golie-goal box genome Now you have my attention. Please continue with the rest of your presentation, sir
>>154303025Remember the Easter bong rip you took on the night bud raped you?
>>154304970see>>154304997
>>154305008No, I don't
>>154304920I get High on a Plane.
>>154304924Berdi sounds a little self-centeredMaybe he should focus on hallucinogens to open his Third Eye chakra
>>154304447in reality
>>154305036TACOACO
Crosby going to be a whiny little bitch and chimp out tonight?
>>154305091only one place to find out
>>154305073Thank you Gary
After the third goal I went to slam my arm into the couch missed the couch and hit the wall. The way they lost absolutely makes it worse. But when I’m talking about negativity I’m not talking about being mad at the game itself over the fact that this team yet again blew another lead in the third period. I’m talking about the people already saying the team is trash, the series is over, no point in watching, time to sell, all that after one game. I’m pretty sure I saw someone say I can’t believe I thought this team could win. If you truly don’t believe this team can do it whether that means win this series or make a real run for the Cup then why are you here? Why are you watching? Be mad about the collapse absolutely. But I’m not gonna act like one loss means they’re done and it’s time to move on and get ready for next season. It’s the first game. If people thought Boston was sweeping that wasn’t realistic anyway. Both teams are coming into this series desperate for different reasons so this was always gonna be a battle.I also want to watch this team will lift a cup ever since I started watching hockey is become one of the best things in my life. In no way am I making excuses for what happened last night They absolutely need to do better. They need to be able to hold onto leads. They need to be able to stand their ground when the other gets desperate. And for the love of hockey, stop taking penalties because that’s where a lot of their mistakes start to happen.I don’t know if I explained that in a better way or differently at all, probably not. But basically what I’m trying to say is don’t dismiss the team after one game keep that negative attitude away from here. I believe that they can win this series and that there’s a chance they could win the Cup but it’s a long hard road ahead to the Cup and it starts here.
Imagine if every day was the playoffs. Why the fuck wont Gary do this?
>>154305125"people" from reddit need to be rounded up and either be turned into fuel or sent off into space to drift away and never bother us again
I hope Crosby doesn’t chimp out again
still time to switch your bracket over to vegas if you fell for the memeoth, /hoc/.
Crosby loves Bon Iver and Coldplay
>>154305165not a reddit post lad just some thoughts I had from the game last night
what if I tried to annex a single town like medicine hat
playoffs taking a toll on me i cozied up and took a nap accidentally too early after work and i slept for almost 6 hours :D go flyers!!!
>>154305247how does a finn become a flyers fan?
What do Finns do for work? Seems like a country where no one works
>>154305194wtf, I hate Crosby now
Anyone else put their jersey on to go get free Chipotle?
>>154305247exact same as you. its fucking over isnt it?
>>154305253you score a lot of goals in NHL 97 in late 90s on snes with leclair and lindros and you like the logo and the color orange :D
Orange, white, and black is a great color combination. Was my halo armor color back in the day
>>154304924>>154305033Fun fact; when Gretzky was in Edmonton, his go to after a game meal was always a Big Mac meal with extra fries
>>154305279Holy shit, he’s literally me
>>154305291bro im playing halo reach custom games right now get the fuck in here
>>154305247Based! I hope you feel refreshed and ready for hockey :D
>>154305291spooby
>>154305279this was the avalanche for me on PC NHL 98 but then I stopped following hockey, eventually got back into it, and just kind of pretended I had always supported my local teamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnOJ8GnheXc
>>154305279I can’t remember if it was 94 or 95, but I remember owning one NHL game on the SNES, and Pavel Bure was completely fucking broken in it lol
>>154305306i actually feel very derp because too long nap :D but yes ready for hockey! >>154305322based!
>>154305328To be fair, in the early 90’s Bure was completely fucking broken IRL
really dont see how randies moneyline isnt free money tonight
Sensturds getting crushed tonight
You have to be a sick, anti-hockey faggot to cheer on the lightning and panthers downfall
>>154305279based. I became a flyers fan because I asked my mum for a hockey jersey when I was a kid and the only north american my mum knew lived in philly
>>154305377aren't you a boston fan
>>154305351Senators are getting a cup this year. Im sorry you had to find out this way
Based nhl players met with Pierre at the ufc game.
>>154305372This but our sennies
>>154305385eww gross no
>>154305394Modern /hoc/ is so casual they can’t name all the players in this photo…
>>154305407I'm not cheering for their downfall, they're just unfortunately in >my team's way
>>154305418i remember seeing two britflags here over the years and they were flimflam and boston fans. actually was one colorado too
>>154305458
Only SHIT games today
>>154305458You have legit mental problems.
>>154305481Cope my penguins play soon and I’m going
>>154305482I'm not the one posting HURRR DURRR LE HECKIN EPIC WEEDERINO in my fourties on 4chan
>>154305484based, give some love to Sam Girard for me, though is undersized I always liked his spinning abilities.
>>154305487
>>154305487It's over stephen you lost
hmm should i watch that new shark movie or play some vidya until my flyers play? options that i'm feeling are>outer wilds>re2 original (leon B)>sifu>xcom 2
>>154305501
>>154305501>mentally ill vtube fan thinks he fits in
>>154305505Maybe you should shut the fuck up
Imagine watching vtubers it’s just a morbidly obese guy your gooning to behind the scenes lol it’s pathetic
Making jumbalaya
>>154305516
>>154305498I'm not a weedfaggot so I already won
>>154305516>making pekka cryWe don’t do that around here, bud
>>154305505I'm gonna do my groceries and buy some snacks. Of course at the orange K-mafia not a flyers fan though
>>154305524Let /hoc/ see your participation medal
>>154305524If weed fried tbg's brain what's your excuse then? Born retarded or did watching vtubers give you brain damage?
utah sucks.
>>154305528We have a saying around here. If a finn aint cryin, you aint tryin"
theres a canadian childrens story about a child who receives the wrong jersey for christmas and he gets bullied by friends, teammates and coaches and his mom wont return it to upset the maker of the jersey so the kid goes to church and prays that a million moths eat his jersey up and thats why canadians are so mad all the time that and also 1993
I won’t be able to post here tonight since I’m going to the game I’ll cya numales later.
>Penguins>Senators>Wild>Ducks
>>154305548>posting only losers
>>154305546based post pics!!
>>154305546based suck a dick in the bathroom for me
>>154305548>skinner dinner
>>154305543the hockey sweater. classic. you would wish and pray for things like this if your mom bought you a Leafs jersey for Christmas too.
>>154305552Retard
>>154305543This story is why Gary hates Canadians
>>154305534Raped faggot
>>154305554Maybe >>154305556I’m not gay
>>154305528
>>154305546you can tho
FUCK YOU EATONS NO WONDER YOU ARE OUT OF BUSINESS
Crosby really missing Celebrini in the locker room right now
>>154305563Your team is shit and run by a retard
>>154305569Then why are you sucking my dick?
>>154305593Could be worse, could have the assistant general manager to Chris Drury ready to take a job
would really love some data on what teams anonfrens are rooting for today
>>154305581Because you keep crying stephen you are literally the only one who wont shut the fuck up about him.
>>154305597I have no clue which team that is supposed to be
>>154305561i actually wouldnt because im an undercover leafs fan i genuinely like them and want them to end 1993
>>154305596Don't criticize why he sucks your dick, Criticize HOW he sucks your dick, and you may get better results
>>154305617>says he is undercover>blows his coverhmm i smell a detroit fan
Everyone who gives me an attitude is stephen, Dylan, tbg, bud, copey, mitch, gary, mildcuck, aviesfag, or Shannon. Take your pick.
>>154305627it's spelled trb now
>>154305622wongs are ded go leafs kwab
>>154305627>he doesnt know all of /hoc/kwab
>>154305627I'm literally marner
>>154305627>Take your pick.OK, today I choose to be TBG>there will be a 15-minute window where this selection will be up for negotiations
>>154305627trb is the only one i can actually point out from his retardation and lack of knowledge about hockey, even by /hoc/ standards. the rest i just call as a stereotypical fan of their respective teams
>>154305643Don't be so hard on yourself pal
>>154305640blocked>>154305643blocked>>154305630blocked
Islanders miss playoffs Flames miss playoffs
>>154305650No one gives a fuck what you think
>>154305657Just like my Nuckies
>>154305650blocked>>154305660blocked>>154305647Not blocked
all these games are must-win situations, bros
>>154305664who do you hope that the canucks pick in #3 or #4
>>154305666CheckedYes, correct
>>154305670A prayer
>>154305670"Arshdeep 2"
Sens edition PLEASE.
i wonder if i have a name in your adavanced `hoc` autistic minds
NEW>>154140558>>154140558
>>154305695Nice try
Not falling for it
>>154305695
>>154305702>>154305702
>>154305670I'd be really worried about drafting Chase Reid. American player who'd probably demand to leave after a couple seasons.
>>154305695Trvke
