>Tuesday April 21 Round OneMorning Chris Wakelin v Liam PullenJudd Trump v Gary WilsonAfternoonRonnie O'Sullivan v He GuoqiangWu Yize v Lei PeifanEvening Shaun Murphy v Fan ZhengyiJudd Trump v Gary Wilson>Wednesday April 22 Round OneMorningChris Wakelin v Liam PullenMark Selby v Jak JonesAfternoonRonnie O'Sullivan v He GuoqiangSi Jiahui v Hossein VafaeiEvening Neil Robertson v Pang JunxuMark Selby v Jak Jones
Poland will win the World Series of Snooker.
>>154305409Your guy got knocked out yesterdayhttps://www.flashscore.com/match/snooker/kowalski-antoni-08eAIIOp/williams-mark-0A77xrEn/
>>154305416Any player with a 'w' or 'z' in their name is technically Polish by the grace of God.Poland is not yet lost.
painful intestinal cancer to kyren wilson
ania status?
Ronnie playing today lads
>>154305396>that evening sessionSurely they can't both win? It's virtually impossible.
>>154305735Playing the Chinese who showed the-guy-who-never-won-a-title-without-help-from-a-friend his place.
Desislava Vasileva Bozhilova.
Anime.This is me when tourism, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
And a webm as a bonus.
GWAN GARREH
I'm ready for a bit of Ronnie today. Who the fuck knows what version of him will show up.
>>154312811first round gwannie always does well
Why are all the best matches on Table 2?
>>154312956Magnets
Trump saying it was "nice to feel at home." Then you realise he's talking about dubai
Pullen walking out of to boomer tunes. Snooker runs thick in his veins
Pullen reminds me of Alex Turner, dem Yorkshire genes.
>>154312981The building behind him was bombed shortly after this photo was taken
>>154312811>>154312832Fingers crossed we get the 2019 version
>>154312832>>154313014I think the long game suits him as long as he's kept happy and busy away from the table.
>>154312978Careful now
>>154312987North Yorkshire. If he wa south Yorkshire he'd look even worse
>>154313014>beat ronald at the crucible>refuses to elaborate further>falls off tour
ActuallyGWAN PULLO>>154312811If he's going to win, I hope he plays well, as opposed to plays bad, but opponent crumbles by himself.
I bet on Ronnie to win it, it worked out well last year.
GWAN RONNIE
>>154313032I just don't know if he can square up to these younger lads in long matches anymore, that's the biggest concern. He collapsed last year and has looked suspect in the bo19s he's played this season >longpot mogged by a mythical forest creature
what's this i hear about ronnie o'sullivan having had some issues with his confidence?
I make a cup of coffee and Judd is 2-0 down already.
>>154313117Ronnie sometimes lacks confidence or interest
Databaize: Chris Wakelin hasn't slept since winning the Shoot-Out
>>154313125I like Chris.
>>154313130Her smile looks as if someone was pullen her hair from behind really hard.
>>154313122Make 4 more cups
>>154313130I thought Everybody Hated Chris
>jeb in charge of safety shots
Battle of the Balds
>>154313185Kek. Sadly, it seems he already drank half of the cup instead.
>>154313188I'm neutral on him >wakelin wins
>Flubb Chump
gwan the tyneside terror!
>>154313323Playing very well.
>>154313323139 is enough
>>1543129561st the worst 2nd the best
why Trump so slow
>>154313399His neural interface needs updating
Wakelin has laid some great Snookers so far
plz stop putting hallworth on all the good matches
It's an England-China day.
>>154305438Come on, Ząk Szúrety!
>>154313117You can’t trust anything he says. When Ronnie says, “I’ve been having so much trouble with my confidence that I might stop playing snooker unless you give me £100m”, that’s literally the same as when Barry Hearn says he’s “open to the idea” of moving the World Championships to an oil country unless HE gets £100m.
Well anons, I'm doing it. Booked a ticket for tomorrow's 2:30PM session, garn down Sheffield to catch a session of Crucible snooker before heading back home on the evening. My seat is "for" the Si vs Vafaei table, but it's near enough the middle that I should be able to see a lot of the opposite table too, and I've wanted to get to see Ronnie play in person for years. Knowing that any year could now be the last before he decides to retire from the tour, had to take the opportunity. Thrilled that I'll be there this time tomorrow.
>>154313518Too many Chinese for my taste.Needs more Scots and Welsh.
>>154313539Have a good one m8
>>154313518>Morning: all English, all the time>Afternoon: Ronnie O’Sullivan defends the white race >Evening: mixed, but we hope the Chinese guy wins>>154313520And Marek Williams!
>jedd fluke
>>154313539Take lots of photos and post them here! If you post them while you’re still there, we might be able to figure out where you’re sitting and look out for you on the TV.
>>154305490(p)Lapped
> 4 - 4The Undertaker™ is back!
Nawty snooker: MENTIONED
>>154313556
>>154313592the magnets have been activated
GWAN GARRY GNELFINS
>>154313596any relation to Barry Blorkins?
little forest creature gets bullied by a boymany such cases
>previous thread still on page 9>>154313518Not enough Chinese for my taste.
>>154313782>Not enough Chinese for my taste.
>>154313518
This chink's fan club look a bit gay>The He Gs.
>>154313782Poor Kenlad in there thinking 147 is dead
feel blessed to be able to watch the GOAT play on this sunny Tuesday
>>154313825Play a record. We're never doing YCPbusters again.
Do you reckon Wu Yize can throw a fireball?
He Guoqiang. No more job gloves.
Jumperman: Settled >>154313847>SnookerLiveHD Ah those were the days... bloody barry.
Zhao Xintong supremacy rn
>mfw ronnie wins an 8th world title
>>154313866Enter the Dragon
>>154313864For me? it was Bitex
GWAN HEGWAN LEI>>154313831I have a feeling that post was ironic.
>I hope that the fire teacher can achieve 8 sets of Grand Slams, so that the whole career has no regrets.>He Guoqiang is a water fish.>High-handed fish farming program>First Tencrutile Fort is going to be nervous.>China's first glove brother world championships Luo Honghao 0-10, hope that the second glove brother can win>The gloves? What gloves, that is made of Tianxing silk, ultra-thin and durable>The Old Goblins>Don't be afraid of gloves.>Rockets pumped good poop.>Rocket aura is powerful.
>>154313946>to run or not to run
>>154313935>Rockets pumped good poop.What did he mean by this?
>>154313935>What gloves, that is made of Tianxing silk, ultra-thin and durableHe's hand is so potent that he has to wear a condom on it
It's over for He
>Big Ear Tutu vs. Pinocchio>Wu Yize and Repevan are finished.>10:2>National strength to send comrades-in-arms>Gloves are unprofessional.>Gloves will never win a championship.>The problem of gloves.>Take off your gloves now, it’s too late.>Heck, he’s releasing water.>Old Gun>This guy is a snooker.
Yizetury
>>154314046>Big Ear Tutu vs. PinocchioLmao
Riggy is next, so unless he's planning a rig so soon, Rodney will at least have an opponent, unlike in this match.
>>154314127This He thinks he's playing pool with that glove.
> GWAN, GWAN, let it all out> These are the fans I can do without,> Come on> I'm changing my cue, come on> gWAN, gWAN, let it all out> These are the fans I can do without> Come on> I once played without shoes, come on> In silent halls,> You shouldn't have to yell so loud> It's not football,> They really, really ought to know> Those pissed up men,> Their breathing in the cruce's air,> Keep bumping fists,> You shouldn't have to shake their hands> You shouldn't have to shake their hands > GWAN, GWAN, let it all out> Each single ball I can cue no doubt,> Come on> I'm potting for you, come on> I gave them skill,> And in return they give me hell,> I'm cold with fright,> I must protect my mental health> I must protect my mental health> GWAN, GWAN, let it all out> These are the fans I can do without.> Come on> I'm smashing my cue, come on> GWAn, GwAn let it all out (let it all out)> These are the fans I can do without> Come on> I wasn't wanking my cue, come on
What's are you lads up to during the mid-sesh.I'm working from home and getting nothing done - might have a cheeky mid session wank
>>154314149
Has peifan had a nose job?Looks even bigger. Right honker
>>154314168Exactly the same thing. Time to put the kettle on.
>>154314184See if you can complete a full wank in the time it takes to boilYou can be hard to begin with - I'll let you have that at least
>>154314149Lol lmao even
Kek at dementing ronneh going to the wrong tableH I S T O R I C
/147/ Wanking Olympics Edition
>>154314201He just loves the 'young Chinese talent'
What's everyone's favourite Chinese?For me it has to be Wu Yize or crispy fried beef
I wish they wouldn't talk about Ronnie's rust every year like he has some condition
> tfw you put a bet on 10 years ago that Graham Dott would win the 2026 WorldsLuckily for me though lads I also put a bet on him being found guilty of child sexual abuse in 2026 so I could reclaim some of my losses. The odds were far shorter though
YCP don't bend over for Ronnie challenge (impossible) the exception being Xintong of course
He gonna get whitewashed here if he's not careful.
>>154314317He could do with a good white wash desu.
HE HAS NO STYLEHE HAS NO MOVESTHAT YCP HAS A FUNNY GLOVE
>>154314325wrong image Malta
>>154314201>>154314206good thing the Seniors Cruce has the single-table setup
>>154314149rent free
>>154314317Gloves helping him loads innit
>0-5>trying retarded doubles
GWANNNNNNN RONNIE
>>154314342> UNISEXYes, I had sex in Uni, how do you know?
Gwanime.RonnieHendryDavisHigginsWilliamsNo Chinese. No Selby. End of.
>>154314455There'll be no anti-Ding in here pls.
>>154314405>starts winning framesBeing retarded = increased Snooker ability?!?
why can't he pot the blue ball
Ronnie kek.
The glove has been activated
> 6 - 2I can safely go shopping for groceries now, right?
>>154314149>Their breathing in the cruce's airthis deserves more replies
>>154314638Why didn't you go at 5-0 lmao
I didn't end up having my mid session wank so going for it now. I used two hands and it takes ages but need to work on my cue action anyway.See you later lads
>>154314149lel
>waiting for the world seniors championship
>>154314838For me, it's Women's.
>waiting for the women's world championship
>>154314852women's seniors' when?
>>154314455People who like those players usually like Selby too. And why did you merge Gwan with anime? Is this a new Rodney meme?
>>154314879In about 25-30 years, when are girls become are old women. Although most of >us will be older than them, so technically we could still call them are girls.
>>154314838>>154314852>>154314857>seniors>women'sThey need to have a word and standardise their use of apostrophes
>>154314455If I were to ever use the term cringe it would be now
Seema. that is all.
BISCUIT INFERNOOOOOOO
>mfw the Iceman wins
Has Iplayer/BBC sport streams been particularly slow for anyone else today?
GWAN FANGWAN GNELF
Gnelf and safety
>bo9
GNELFISM
Fan of flukes
Business idea: Gnelf potcast
>Shaun getting applausemogged uh oh he aint gonna like that
>>154315366GNELFOLOGY
Desi's momhas got it going on
Data Baize: Judd Trump's Dubai apartment is above a highly-rated hair transplant clinic.
>>154315332kek
What is it about trump that makes him such a bore. He supposedly plays exciting snooker but even that's faded away now. He emenates the atmosphere of an empty run down snooker hall post smoking ban
>>154315529Can't help but wonder which of us will be able to laugh at these jokes the longest.
>>154315529JustFuckMyShitUp LTD? I've heard good things about them
Whats the best sites to watch it, arrrrrr? Or just VPN for BBC?All my sport sites are down by now.
>>154315617He's in his own universe. Highly focused. Not giving a fuck. The Undertaker™.
Balls of steel to even attempt that double. wew.
>>154315529His chinese gold digger is rumoured to have sold him snake oil for £800k by now.
>>154315663https://freestreams-live1c.pk/
At the green altar of felt, beneath humming lights,Ronnie O'Sullivan splits himself into shadows,one breaks, one watches, one forgets his own hands.Judd Trump deals stars like cards,but the constellations rearrange into teeth.Mark Selby grinds time into chalk dust,safety wrapping the table like a burial cloth.In the corner pocket, something whispersin the voice of Neil Robertson,cold, precise, Antarctic calm,while John Higgins counts sins in increments of four.Mark Williams laughs with eyes half-closed,as if he’s already seen the endingand it amused him.From the baize emerges Kyren Wilson,iron-nerved, but the balls orbit him wrong,like planets reconsidering gravity.Fat necked Shaun Murphy polishes the cue,a priest of angles,yet the white ball refuses confession.Somewhere between frames,Ding Junhui writes calligraphy in silence,each stroke a break unfinished,each pause a country holding its breath.Yet Gary Wilson,Gary Wilson circles like a patient animal.
>>154315663Eurosport 1 in Deutsch über SAT.
>>154315663All hail mother Russiahttps://m.vkvideo.ru/@snookernews?from=search
>>154315724Davis should do a live reading of this at the end of the night lmao
>>154315721Thanks mate
>>154315637jeez, zesty crowd
>seedswinlol
Boring Selby tomorrow
>Gary Killson
>Wilson Schmilson
>>154315830Selby is always one for the connoisseurs.
Seedrahee will be the only Seed who loses the first round.
>>154315873LBH he just wanted to show off his tight butt.I know because I like to do the same. I immediately recognize the intent.
>>154315873His arse looks tight in those trousers
>>154315897I don't get how he's still in the top 16
>>154315902The baize looks green under those lights
>>154315901Establishing dominance with arse based psychological warfare
Achtung
>Lary Pilson
>dat attempted zest
Stevo dropping zest nukes rn
Seema
GWAN FANNY
>thread created 23 hours ago>previous thread died literally just now
>>154316200autism
B O 5>>154316210I hope OP will take your criticism to heart.
>>154316210
>>154316280lmao was just about to post this
>>154315902
Gnelf about to go back on the shelf
>dworph
>Just Tramp
>>154316392
Gnelf bros...
Next season’s prize money for the World Championship will be boosted to £3 million, with the UK Championship to jump to £1.5 million.The 2027 World Championship at the Crucible will have a total prize fund of £3 million, increased by 25% on this year’s £2.4 million. The winner’s cheque will jump from £500,000 to £625,000.The 2026 UK Championship in York climbs to a total of £1.5 million from last year’s £1.2 million, and the top prize jumps from £250,000 to £312,500.https://www.wst.tv/news/2026/april/20/world-championship-and-uk-championship-prize-money-increased-for-2026-27/
>>154316517Steaks all round.
>>154316516Somehow Suomi got cooler
Gnelf isn't happy.
You've won 5 frames at the World Championship Gary have some self belief for fuck sake.
Alri Gary don't top yourself jeeze
>>154316563Well yeah... he's gonna be exiled from the forest AGAIN
Gnelf sounds like he wants to top himself
>>154316590He didn't sound as bad as Selby has in the past, he said it's not anything mental.
>he's right behind me, isn't he?
>>154316517The S**dicate will have to increase the shares too, otherwise John is going to win every WC after this year's.>>154316550Looking good.>>154316563I'm not either. Hope Fan can fix this.
>>154316517Haha fuck u Saudi
Who do we think will win it this year? For me it's Trump's year.
>>154316653yeah it feels like a very Boy kinda year, but i'm backing Mark Ballin' for his first.
>>154316653I'd wait until we've seen how everyone does in the first round.>>154316709Ma-masaka! Mork is a stand user!?
Mark Selby, Ben Woolaston, Tom Ford, Joe O'Connor, your boys took a hell of a beating
>>154316730afternoon session? more like afternoon snoresion
>>154316756>it's realIf Selby beat Brelel in that final, Leicester would still be in the PL. Don't ask me how it works but you know it's true.
>>154316609Seemed more like existential pain. Read about depressive realism. He truly knows who is and what he will never become. Nothing more than a Gnelf
need the finest Welsh minds here to decode this, or at least a heavy drinker.
>>154316653Year of the dragonScreenshot this. If I'm wrong I will accept I am gay
>>154316839My willish is still on basic level, can't read this.
>>154316839>kissy 4 bakaWise words
Id like to see an open air tournament for once lads, maybe a winter edition
>>154316756Fuck, Selby is getting whitewashed tomorrow off the back of this
>>154316886Snowy, waterlogged baize + extreme winds = absolute cinema. Book it, Barry.
Can't wait for murph to be gone from the tournament. First loses out on BBC money, then loses in the first round to an absolute amateur
>>154316922Imagine the trickshots you could play off the ice patch
>>154316839Williams is notorious for his bad spelling and typos.
Ghosts of the Crucible trolling Morph
Anyone else think murphs got more of an edge to him than usual. Less of the jestermaxxing about him. Maybe cos he's not presenting anymore?
Morph haunted by the ghost of Paul hunterWell deserved
>>154316977It's because he turned his back on god
>>154316978Punished Shaun: a man denied his beeb pay packet
>>154316998Mogged by bbc
>>154317012>from Steve's Taxi to BEEBED
gwan the cider
ha ha, tati time!
>>154317010
>>154317089>i heard u were talkin shit M8
CAM ON FAN
Kino table state
>>154317084she needs to get on shaun's diet, she's missing the thickness of past seasons.
Give me some of the deepest /147/ lore you've got lads. Inject into my veins now everyone's gone to bed
>>154317132In 2009 i got sucked off by Graeme Dott in a Waterstones
>>154317132Not a lot of people know this because he doesn’t like to talk about it, but Shaun Murphy is the ONLY person in the history of the planet to hit a 147, a 9-darter, and a hole in one.
>>154317141Sad thing is he's 48 and was in the manga section
>>154317132gnelves are a government psy-op
>>154317132The cup still hasn't been pooed in
>>154317084I miss when they (mostly Tati) wore the blue suit>>154317111are there any snooker halls in Spain?>>154317130I blame Ben, clearly he isn't earning enough to keep her sufficiently fed
>>154317132Noone is actually ever in the crowd, Barry hearn has a deal with Elon Musk. They are defective automatons or neuralink failures that have become decrepid and he needed somewhere fitting to hide them in plain site. They recharge each year beneath the crucible. That's the real reason they are redeveloping it. It's all a distraction as some have to be temporarily stored under the Ding Junhui Snooker Academy down the road.
M O R P H C I D E R
Fan is the most /fa/ YCP
>>154317197It's the brown
>>154317194Finally some cider, I was having withdrawals.>>154317197Mullet Yize clears ez no re
>>154317197ive thought this for a while toohe looks very suave
>>154317216very cool lore
>>154317216release the Hearn Files?
KINO DECIDER.Come on Fan! Kill this fat slob.
>>154317216He tried to tell us...
T A T I C I D E RGWAN NOTSHORN
>we are in for a climax and a halfSpeak for yourself Rob
>>154317132Barry Hearn was in Epstein's contact book (fact).
>deletedShit the Syndicate are onto us
these gwanners...
Fucking size of the lad...
For God's sake Fan
Shawn my nigga get your shit together!
If shorn wins now I won't sleep tonight. Please Paul Hunter, do something
he fought so hard just to immediately fuck it up
>the best rest player>rest fails him in the ciderhahahahahahaahh
Restbros...
pRAISe tHE YCP
I just calculated and found out that we won't see a maximum break in this match.
>>154317318Might as well stop watching now
>>154317308The best at resting that is.
>>154317318Cheers Alan
Why's Murphy not doing punditry this year? Is this the new director general making some power moves to start his tenure?
>>154317308>>154317331>>154317311
Nice to Murphy coordinating his clothes with the sleepy old bag next to him
>>154317331It's called hibernating after accumulating mass... you wouldn't get it
>>154317354Is he the heaviest player at the worlds, pound for pound
>>154317345he got salary cucked
>>154317351This is probably the latest she's been up since December 31st 1999
Fan is doing everything in his power to fuck this up
>>154317360Probably.. i don't understand why he doesn't just eat his opponents
>>154317365She's communing with ghost of Paul hunter
Paul "The Shorn Murphy" hunter
I'd like to see Shaun Murphy on the street, destitute.
Snook her? I hardly know her.
How do you leave the arena at a time like this if you really need to shit
late night decider with the /lads/ half the audience asleep
>>154317386You don’t. You just shit yourself.
>>154317351She smokin' that Whoopi Goldberg, south Egyptian, Furburger deluxe, Mega Millions scratcher, skunk, Bubba kush
>>154317388They were the best nightsThe comfy nights
>>154317386Feign a medical emergency so they stop the match while you clear out.
Imagine if Morph just shat himself in the arena and carried on playing like nothing happened
>>154317388These are the days >>154317394the ultimate power play
>>154317404Shaun would be fuming
Just imagine Polebro's little face in the morning when he checks the results and sees that it's Fan v Xiao in the next round
>>154317386Wait until the player nominates brown and then get up and say "I'm about to release plenty of brown myself". The player should then give you the nod and allow you to leave.
>>154317406Databaize: Shaun Murphy wears adult nappies while playing, confirmed by Barry Hawkins after accidentally walking in on him changing it during the mid session interval at the 2019 Welsh Open
That dickie bow thing on this young Chinese talent. Isn't it at risk of touching a ball when he's down on the shot?
>>154317412>polebro>waking up
>>154317419
>>154317166There are a few in Madrid, Barcelona and Valencia, mainly. Around 30-35 tables in the whole country
>>154317416Before anyone gets the wrong idea, they're worn purely for his sexual gratification, not due to his incontinence.
Imagine paying all that money for an ear piece just to have these to cunts rabbiting on whilst you simultaneously try to hold in a shit a sneeze and get some much needed sleep
>>154317416He doesn’t wear them because he’s incontinent though, it’s entirely sexual.
>>154317416He doesn't wear them for medical reasons it's entirely for sexual thrills
>>154317443>>154317451Harrowing stuff
What's with all the Shaun hate? I mean I hate him and hope he loses and dies tonight choking on a kebab but is it really necessary?
FAN IT UP
Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Zhao's tour card. Look at that subtle off-white skin coloring. The tasteful chinkness of it. Oh my God, it even has a world title...
>>154317467I just see everyone else bullying him and am naturally inclined to pile on, it's just my way.
>>154317467it's just another form of racism
I have an eight inch penis
>>154317472>subtle off-white skin coloring
I enjoy watching Shorn squirm. His neck fat must be becoming quite the obstacle when he's down on the table
echoes of distant gwanning
>>154317488I was thinking about this the other day, do the gays like big nobs? Surely it's more painful than anything having a giant penis in your arse.
manifesting embarrassing Shorn miss>>154317488dubs confirm
>>154317504Why does he have such a high fade?
>>154317166tati's big beautiful blue behind>>154317388reminder that john riggins has never higged a frame or a match
>Suomi has put the shades back onwhy is he aurafarming?
>>154317522It's sort of a status / psychological thing in my experience. Like having a John parrot cue when you could just use the same shitter you found abandoned in a snooker hall age 13 and win a world title
FanFans....
Paul. Listen to me nowWhy, whyWhy have you forsaken me?
>>154317533He knows everyone is watching the cider and screenshotting
No noodles for the Fans.Potato is on the menu boys.
>first decider of the tourmanent >shorn wins it grimi
if shorn steals this he can never ever complain about chinese amateurs or seagulls again
Booooo
Which snooker player has the most aura? Ronnie is the obvious answer but apart from him? For me it's the zester.
He fist pumps like a PE teacher celebrating scoring a goal against a tubby kid
>>154317575Poomjaeng
>>154317575Selby lost every bit of aura losing a WC final to Luca fucking Brecel, I'm going with Stephen Hendry
Shawn my nigga saved the honour of the white race against the yellow flood tonight. Be grateful lads.
>>154317576
>>154317596Lmao
>>154317575Stephen Hendry in his prime.
>waiting for Snooker
>>1543175751. Martin O'Donnell2. Chang Bingyu3. Artemijs Zizins
>>154316839The hashtag is #can't-hit-the-ball-far-enough. Missing four balls instead of five balls doesn't sound like it makes enough sense for that to be the actual meaning of the tweet, though.>>154317132The flies at Alexandra Palace are because Paul Hunter's corpse is still backstage. They use it for rituals.>>154317386I'm pretty sure it's okay to sneak out quietly. The event I went to a couple of years ago, it wouldn't fucking finish (and it is NOT comfy to be in the arena watching it in those situations) and about 20 got up and walked out because they didn't want to miss the last train.>>154317591I've been waiting for a Portuguese flag to show up in /147/ (and I was unavailable during the day) so that I could try out my new nickname. Glad you finally made it here, Joao Xintong.Sorry for Austriaboyposting with all the mass replies. Say, where is Austriaboy?
What a bad day yesterday was. Couldn't be two days like that in a row, could there?GWAN SELBOGWAN PULLO
>>154321579It's a pendulum swing type of day
>I am so zesty. All the other players are scared of me. No one practices with me. No one wants to be my doubles partner they think I am unstable. Sofia sends me from tournament to tournament, laying snookers in her name. And as I get better at it they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Molester. I don't even get a real name. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and only autists see it. Some days I feel so zesty I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person on /r/snooker would care. Take it to q-school.
>>154324145>Why did you make me foul and a miss this? You're zesting so you can watch everyone in the audience die. Think, Mark!
Alri, I'm liking the new captcha
>>154324359have the jannies become baized and gargoolpilled?
gwan
>Mark Selby (so goood). This dubplate is just for youuu
Already jesting
Selby starting to look old. Why can't we live forever bros?
>>154324493>thinken about Bromley away
>>154317112 ?
>>154324510Don't worry, i'm sure Barry is developing the holograms as we speak.>>154324513>thinken about storming the third division with a PL wage bill
zettled
>The foul points... hand them over
Luca Brecel died for this
>>154324812and that's a GREAT thing
>>154324812Is he still training for the Iron Man marathon.
>>154324812Thank fuck, can't stand the sight of his fat face after he smashes the cue ball and flukes ANOTHER pot (while the knowledgeable crucible crowd loses its shit).
Joe Perry can't pronounce his THs. Proper suvvun lad.
Markus Antonius Longpotbius
>>154324878Welshbros...
Gwan
>>154324885Don't worry, a five frame surge is on it's way.
>>154315721Selby not on freestream right now?
Mark Selby one
>another zoomer collapseThey can't handle the pressure of the smelly Cruce
>>154324982>at no point has led the match>collapse
the ugly renovations disrupt sippage
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>>154325001
Commentators curse lmao
>>154325042It's a real thing, every single shot Selby has missed has come right after the commentators saying how well he's playing
>>154325057Yep lel>He's pin sharp today!>dies I laugh every tiem
If these two were of an Oriental persuasion, i'd say this was riggery.
Chris Wakel(in)
Mark Selby, four
Jak Jones might lose his mind before this session is over >>154325097Chris Awoken
I posted yesterday about coming down to catch a session and here we are, lads!
>>154325170Fantastic! Tell us how it smells.
>>154325170Nice m8.
>>154325170Ayup. Tell us if you spot a Pellew.
>>154325170find Ania and set her free
>Just seen Liam Pullen for the first timeHe is not who I thought he was. Who's that skinny young player who might be Irish? His name is similar to Liam Pullen, I think.
>>154325255there's Liam Davies but he's Welsh and not skinny
>>154325274I looked up a list of every current player and I was thinking of Liam Graham, who turns out to be Scottish,
>>154325294oh yeah, that guy from the Shppt-Put
>>154325316That's where I've seen him! His highest world ranking is 85. Thank you for your help, anyway.
only three more...
>>154325333>Jester v Wu Jizzy next round
lemon curd on the menu boys
>>154325333>333Woah>>154325354would be great, round two is shaping up to be the best in years.
>"let's see how my boy the Prankster from Lancaster was doing">7-2>"wow, he must have played really we->>"I see"
>>154325480a horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be
>>154325497yes
>>154325077>Oriental persuasion>>154325497They don't think it be like it is but it do.
Some is selling the first CD edition of Hako's album Tsunawatari. Released in 1990 (LP is from 1976). Unopened.
I meant "someone", but my hands are shaking like two miniature Irish snooker players.
I'm going to buy it and scratch Russian words onto it then throw it away.
I'm at work when I should be watching the snooks. What have I been missing today lads?
>>154325563Let's see if you can overbid me (spoiler: you can't; I'll pay 100 pounds without even thinking once, let alone twice).
On BBC sport's results page the fella on the left always beats the fella on the right. Do you think this could hold true the rest of the tournament? We could use this to make a killing at the bookies.
Anons I am buzzing
>>154325611t. Crucible wasp
>>154325533>>154325549I'm going to buy it out from under you
It’s surprising just how many snooker players have unbelievably corny walkout music. My plan to become amazing at snooker and then walk out to Enya or Enigma probably isn’t even that wacky.
>>154325611gwan the loopy lad>>154325616lel
opens his cue case on the tablebased autist
>>154325636I hear someone’s selling a Hako CD. Use that; I doubt anyone else will want to buy it.
GullGuys rise up
GWAN>He>SiUNGWAN>Hoss>RoS
>>154325616
>>154325563>>154325626just keep bidding to send the price up
>>154325611Nice.
>>154325611DO A CLAP
>>154325676a gnelf riding a wasp??
Peggy is the hottest (female) ref
When Ronald has his mental elf in check he is still a cut above the rest. The guy is a total freak.
>>154325817Higgins in the next round which could be a great match.
This twat.
He Gu-on-home
>>154325817good job wilson's already out then
>>154325836surprised he could take time from his busy schedule of gooning to his daughter's instagram
Ronnie actually talking some sense and answering the questions properly, so he could very well be focused for this tournament.
>>154325869Probably remembered to take his Prozac today.
Sir, another iranian bombing has begun
>>154325869Ronin Osakatan has never blorkd an interview in his life
With Neyul finishing his match last of all do you think he'd feel any extra pressure if all of the other seeds have won their matches?
>>154325910
>>154325869>>154325961
>>154325910Trump best not get too confident!
settled.
Why are the three Triple Crown events not spread out more than they are? The UK and the Masters are only barely a month apart.
Scholes looks absolutely thrilled
>>154325869his elite autist mind will not rest until he sees 8-8-8 in the history books
Just popped by to say all Iranian (female) refugees are welcome in my home
>those round 2 matcheswe are being spoiled
>>154326266>Mork vs Selby in another Semi-finalWew
>>154326067You can't have a triple crown in september or earlier in the season... just wouldn't be right
>>154326067This year’s World Championship does feel insanely early compared to previous years, but it might just be that I am NEET for this one and it’s starting to feel genuinely insulting with just how hard it is to get any kind of job, and I’m in denial that it’s almost May already.
>>154326304Please Lord
>>154326304>this kills the casual viewer
I don't like this new Desi
>>154325968No but he'll probably lose anyway
>>154326355The new Chinese Desi or the new German Desi in the Desibox? Or even, if you are being extremely avant-garde, the Iranian Desi who’s currently playing?
>>154326355Can't tell if its a woman or a man
>>154326067Having the World Championships when the weather is warming up is just sadistic so I tend to watch it outside in the sun but two Triple Crown events in the winter is perfection imo
GWAN SI
>Support Master Sedan>Brother Elbe is stable.>Selby's big-angle ball is not something that ordinary people can play.>Reverse Sky Long Desk and Security Ball>Selby's defense is not something that ordinary people can play, especially his anti-snooker line power, which is really grasping the extreme.>Master Se's strength is recognized as strong.>Jack is shit today.>>Gary Wilson: I'm completely lost in the game now, it's been going on for years>Don't be discouraged, Gary.>The first few games are very strong, and if you change the other players, you may have advanced.>4:1 After suddenly will not play, strange, or psychologically unstable. It is recommended to go to the Oriental Shaolin Temple for a transfer.>The walk of the Hadron belongs to where to go. The rocket holds a hand.>Waffy has adapted to the table! It looks like Scarlett hasn’t adapted yet.>And S play without a brain, the upper game just now the red ball can not play, will touch the left side of the library.>The first 16 eliminated.>This Persian boy is not bad.
>>154326304>evening sesh on the third day of semis againlmao, why are they like this
>>154326501>That picTypical East London black bird
How badly are referees allowed to mispronounce a player’s name? It seems like nobody can agree on Si Jiahui. He can be “See Jah Wee” or “Surge Away” or any combination of the two. Do the referees have any obligation to get it right? If she started calling him “Sergeant Hoy”, would anyone get involved? If not, how far does this go? If she decided that Si Jiahui was pronounced “Barry Hawkins”, what then? What if I became a referee and decided that all Chinese players were called Marco Fu? There must be a limit.
>>154326520The commentary team are worse than the refs, and they are native
>bo13
>>154326504>Master Se's strength is recognized as strong.I often think this
Do the Chinese players have personalities? They all seem like quiet, respectful stereotypes of Asian sportsmen. What differentiates your Pang Junxus from your He Guoqiangs?
>>154326648This would be a great question to ask the Chinese lads when we merge with YCP /147/. Bet they know all the gossip.
Fuck I'm replying to bots
>>154326648Pang still has a chance to win his first round match. Big difference.
>>154326679I'm reading all of the questions in Rob Walker's voice
>>154326454the Desibox DesiMieke Kliensmann or something like that
>>154325805>peggy leeAre we sure she's not a 70s country and western singer.
>it's another Si JaOui being wildly infuriating to watch episode>>154326732lel
>>154326826>webmMARK SELBY, ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
