Best Team Ever Edition
>>154305807Why do you guys suddenly like the flames
This is the new thread
>>154306115What do you mean they are everyone's favorite team
LOL why did he fall down?
bud1
>>154305807didn't all those guys and horses die at waterloo
Scratch Gudas for the rest of this series, that was fucking terrible. Dude is washed and also dealing with a knee injury.
Plz gary bless us with garytime
DALLAS>STARSDALLAS>STARSDALLAS>STARS
knights play tomorrowwild lost kwab
magnets activated
Say thank you to the Blackhawks
>>154306115Calgaryfags feel a desperate need to stay relevant to distract from the fact that they are by far the most uninteresting mediocre team in hockey, especially when the Oilers are right there
>reduce the cooling to pipe 14, a Duck must fall down while skating backwards
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL
>Hughes slowing down and giving up the empty netter?????
kek quitt hughes quitting on the play
Hyman got busted!
>needing gary puck to tie the series with a team that is missing 3 players because your team is a bunch of dirty playerskek asstards.
>>154305807
>>154311352KWAB
>quit hughes giving up on the playlol
Hymana on rubber leg street!
3-3 oilers
skates on the ice, eh ducks?
>Hughes lost the game for Minnesota
APOLOGIZE TO OTTER RIGHT NOW
>hyman tries to board>gets rocked himself>PENALTY AGAINST THE DUCKSI don't get this game
>he's choosin texas i can tellllllllhate this song
Would you rather your team have>10/10 top line>8/10 overall depth>9/10 goalie
jews am I right
QUITTER BOY
Oilers are winning the cup. Start the engravings now mr gary
>duck player stands up a hit>fans demand a penaltyFuck off
OH NO NO ON NO NO YOU FILTHYU FUCKING SOMALIAN S HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>154311369What a fall. These are pro hockey players?
>>>>Hugheslollmao
this stars wild game feels like a thursday night game in early november. has it been physical at all (i've only watched the third period)
4-2 stars
>>154311343I LOVE YOU KYLE DAVIDSON
>>154311380Oilers, Avs, Knights, Canes are all three.
>>154311336
MELTY TIME
>>154311390flyover meltie
Anaheim/Edmonton and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Defense
>>154311402this semen slurping series isn't for me
I just saw an actual phone sex hotline commercial on ESPN, wtf? How is that allowed? I've never seen that before.
THERE ARE MAGNETS UNDER THE FUCKING ICE! THERE ARE MAGNETS UNDER THE FUCKING ICE!!
>that reverse checkMaybe you fags should think twice before your next run at Lacombe lmao
>>154311373Lmao he is weak little sad looking fellow. Not built for the playoffs
NORM GREEN SAYS FUCK YOU MINNECHOKA
why do these gambling ads always feature some punchable douche? don't they want me to gamble?
PLZ GARY BLEZZ US WITH GARYTIME
this woman speaks like she was lobotomized
>>154311415Don't try to zozzle me
>>154311432Great regular season player though.
>>154311346Kek
>>154311432just like the entire nuckies
Quit Hughes lmao
>>154311440No, I have to go to the zoo tomorrow
>second time this game refs immediately kill the play while the Ducks have the puck because an Oiler went downEarlier this season a Duck went down and couldn't move with an injury that ended up keeping him out for a few games. The reffies let the Flames keep playing for about 30 seconds around his slumped body until they scored.
wait, it was 3-2what happened
>>154311444nice hair though
>>154311434they want you to look at them and say to yourself, i'm probably smarter than that little fag i bet i could rip him off for a lot of moneybut that guy doesn't run the app, he's just an actor. they've got like a thousand chinese math phds actually doing the odds. it's a raw deal.
>muhhh twink cities p3dossota milcuvcksss
just end it, i wont be able to stay up for OT
>that hesitation by HughesKWAB
>>154311453Edmonton has been getting year one Vegas levels of ref help the past three years.
>>154311404Norris quality player right there
>>154311425Remember there was a comercial for phone sex line to talk older ladys. It stared that old porno star Julia Ann
official series worth watching tier list:Worth watching>sens/canes>habs/bolts>bruins/sabres>mammoth/knights>oilers/ducksLike watching paint dry>wild/stars>flyers/pens>kings/avs
>>154311434Its so you think "I can win more than that retard"
>>154311465Zeev Buium would never
>>154311465Quit Hughes
>>154311473>mammoth/knights>sens/canesfuck outta here
i'll never have sex or get a girlfriend watching Hockey every single night.
>>154311474it just make me not want to share a hobby space with him
>>154311373is that philip margera
>>154311455Gudas tripped over nothing to gift Edmonton an odd man rush and they scored on the rebound
>>154311465Quit Hughes ahahahahaha
>>154311465magnets arent re-
>>154311465Shit Hughes
>>154311465Quit on that harder than he quit on Vancouver
>>154311473What's going on with the kings?
>>154311465Why did he slow?
>>154311479mams knights is gonna get violent
>>154311410Flattered you think of them that way, but the kaniggits are not that and a bag of chips.T.Knigga
>>154311465
looking like we might get another OT marathon tonight
>>154311465realistically, would he have made it?
>>154311473Flyers/Pens is prime television.Sid and his gang of nursing home geriatrics get fucked six ways from sunday by the Philly Zoom Crew.
>>154311480Me either anon. I tried to stop jerking off and become a monk but I only lasted 5 months. Now I'm back to gooning between periods.
>>154311499We'll never know
>>154311499not with those short legs
mortal kombat 2 movie looks like absolute shit
>>154311455Gary made the call and had Gudas fall down from nothing. The same Gudas who has been on skates for the past 40 years, suddenly falling down, allowing some Dickboy to score, so dummies in Edmonton would buy his jersey.
>>154311465even if he never stopped his manlet legs and babby stride wouldn't have caught up to it
>>154311491He thought it was going wide dor icing
>>154311479mammoth knights might be unironically the best out of the 8
>>154311499realistically no but he's a bitch if he asked himself that
do people even care about mortal kombat in 2026?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!
>>154311465>when the linesman is skating harder than you
>>154311473>sens/canes>worth watchingdude
>>154311503Then why was a 3-0 shutout for Philly?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
>>154311499It would have been close. Maybe if he was taller he could have reached it
>>154311512those two teams aren't even real
>>154311516Johny is based so yes
>>154311508We got a Street Fighter ad, which also looks like shit.>>154311516I bought MK11 Ultimate edition for 6 bucks and it'a actually pretty fun.
>>154311479Vegas game was kino, even had anons at the game leading Utah Sucks chants
>oil4rs
>>154311516a little, its the first movie i ever saw in a cinema and their doing or did a remake of it so i think of it a little
>>154311516not even a game rofl who tf cares enough about mk nowadays to watch a movie about it
>>154311490oh the kings are trash
holy fuck how do these ducks make these passes? they bully their way through and make some passes in the middle. Lacombe and Carlsson are good
>>154311499i would have expected him to dive for it. reach for it and throw himself into the net. lay it on the line. you know. that sort of thing.
>>1543115281993
>>154311465>Whatever, the series is only 1-1
>>154311552It's true tho
>>154311550
>>154311552Anon its Minnesota in Round 1 against Dallas, we all know the curse is real
>>154311516Mk1 sold over 8 million copies making it the current highest selling fighting game of this gen, higher than Street Fighter 6 and Tekken 8.
just make ties not count towards the totaland if its a tie during the last game *then* you do this garytime shit
>>154311522Do you have a grasp on English, bud
are there even enough dart smokers nowadays to warrant advertising shit like nicorette? zoomers have been fucking up their lungs with vapes instead
>>154311465This is the kind of dejected play Hughes had when he checked out of Vancouver. His time in Minnesota is numbered.
>aGAYnstwhy do they say it like that
Anaheim don't fuck this up
SCAR
Huomenta just on time for some anaheim overtime nice
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRR
>>>>>>>>>>>>ducks
>>154311559>>154311565But maybe Hughes should at least pretend it isn't?
>>154311516Yes. It's extremely popular
>dusckkwab
>>154311585ahah
>qu4cks
SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>>154311574People are saying it was failure
>>154311579You'll never believe who runs the "quit smoking" industry
>4nalslime
It's over for the ducks
Patobros...
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
it's fucking connor ingram, what the fuck is anaheim doing they should be up 7-3
That was a really nice goal, all the forwards were involved
>>154311588h-haha...
RAISE THE BANNER
Ducks are like the Habs they can but at any moment not even over
Time to play la babmba now. This game is over
>>154311607All AAA games are failures.
>"FLAMES! uh... OILERS LEAD!"lmao
>>154311621Oh no
SCAAAAAAAAAR
>Oilers can barely beat the DucksShrink the playoffs
>>154311637Cope
>WHAT I'VE BECOME!!!!
Reminder the ducks first goal was good
4-3 oilersplease excuse the freeze
goddammit ducks, you useless fucks
i really, really hate the oilersi'm sick of them and their retard fanbase
>>154311616>Oilers have to play Vegas next roundIt's over before it started
>>154311637It's round 1 in the fraud conference and it's going all 7
SSSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
SSSSSSSSCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR 4-4!!!!!!!!!!
The Ducks are winning the series, BY A LOT, things are going very well, our Players have been amazing and, if you read the Fake News, like The Failing ESPN the absolutely horrendous and disgusting TNT or the now almost defunct, fortunately, SportsNet you would actually think we are losing the Series. The Oilers are confused, because they get these same Media “reports,” and yet they realize their defense has been completely wiped out, their scoring has gone into darkness, they have no real goaltending, their fans are mostly silent,
DUCKS SCARRRRRRR
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ducks
>0 pointswhat does he do?
Fuck sake Anaheim.
HOLY FUARKIN CHANCE HOW DID THEY NOT SCORE
SCAARRRRRRR
>>154311669bait the other top line, too bad oilers barely got depth
>final game ends 3 minutes before bedtime
>cucksdon't get too sore though; there's always next game :^)
>McDavid>Zero points
they played la bomba
HOW DID THEY NOT SCORE??????
>>154305807That was good hockey. gg
I hate the Oilers so much it is unbelievable.
Some mistakes but ultimately the ducks are playing alright for such an inexperienced team.
>La Bamba is Edmonton's victory song>Canadians will still insist Anaheim is the beaner team
play le bum bum
why didn't oiler trade for a better goalie? what were they thinking?
>>154311676>>154311687>Finnish forwards
Imagine thinking the ducks had a chance lollmao
>>154311669cope and seethe about what a mess his life has become
>Mcdoesnothing
>>154311664don't think they're going to win the series, but it should be a 6 game series
Oilers are incredibly lucky and it’s heavily rigged for them . You guys are gonna have to battle non calls all series unfortunately. Also Jack Michaels needs to shove that headset so far down his throat. “What a save” as the puck was fired wide of an open cage.
>>154311680i'm sure granlund will find his national team formin switzerland at the latest
but the puck wouldnotgo
>>154311682>bedtimeKWAB
Duck are for sure winning the series
>>154311704This is where the ducks want you
didn't they trade for jarry?
If only fat ass Gudas didn't fall down
>>154311686>>154311692What happened to pink tranny club? Is that song's cursed now?
How do I get a girlfriend or have sex if I watch hockey every single night?
See y'all tomorrow
>>154311723she got cancelled
>>154311716literal magnets
>>154311692Newfags need the rope.
>>154311731just like slopdown
>>154311716I didnt know MacKinnon played for the Ducks
>>154311724Get a gf who works night shifts
OILERS WINNNNNNNNNNNNNLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pink pony club im gonna keep on dancin at the pink pony club im gonna keep on dancin down in west hollywood im gonna keep on dancin at the pink pony clubpinkponyclub
>mcdraipfft, give me Dickanen any day
>>154311716I dont even understand how... Ill take it I guess though.>>154311702Yea
>/hoc/ owner>ducks masterfeelsgood to be darnell nurse
>>154311739I need a racially ambiguous puckslut gf
>>154311692There are like no mexicans in Canada.
Can't win in the playoffs with a guy like Q. Hughes
>>154311739>oiler fans get to have sex tonight
>>154311737>>154311724A nurse that works afternoons
>>154311692We are dude lol fucking look around next time you’re outside
i can't wait until mcdickface leaves and edmonton falls back into complete irrelevancystill clinging to an era that's been over for 40 years but with the same smug ego that would make you swear they just won yesterdayedmonton is nothing without being gifted two of the greatest players ever to play the sport, and the second one they only got because they gamed the draft system so fucking hard for so fucking long the league needed to step in and totally change it
>>154311739I used to be a broke obese alcoholic and got so much pussy in Edmonton.Than I moved to Calgary, hot sober, lost 60 pounds, made 6 million, and I haven't had sex in 9 years.
the oilers are gay and nobody wants to see them choke the cup away again
>>154311764He can be Montreal's 3C while Crosby goes 2C
>>154311766You are a fan of an inferior western conference team
I was just wondering why do we call whole milk 3.25% milk?
I get trolling him for never winning the ultimate prize but why do people viscerally hate McDavid? He’s not a dirty player
>>154311766kwab
>>154311764>they gamed the draft system so fucking hard for so fucking long the league needed to step in and totally change itThis bothers me the most. Actual fanbases with good people are suffering because Edmonton was so shit.
>>154311754
>>154311773not him but the oilers haven't won anything in 40 years
>>154311516fighting games are browncoded
>>154311764Weird amount of random salt, kek.Rent Free
>>154311674
>>154311791The draft lottery dynasty will never die
kek twink cities
>Calgary misses the playoff>city descends into anarchy
>>154311777>He’s not a dirty playerWorse. He's a diving bitch.
>>154311787#LetsGoOilers
>>154311777Normgroids bully him because they can tell he is on the spectrum
>>154311821erm.... how old are they? should you be posting this?
>>154311810sick hair
>>154311777He's dirty, he just does it when the refs aren't looking and when they do see him so something questionable they ignore it because Gary doesn't want them to punish the face of the league.
>>154311810Just smell him out?
>>154311821Are zoomettes now into the broccoli hair?
>>154311810i wonder what germanpreet thinks about draisaitl
>>154311825middle is 22, right is 20, left is 18
>>154311832based sabrina
>>154311825I do think think so, they look over 18 which is gross.
>>154311777He's not on their team and since he's on a Canadian team they can't even bandwagon him>play regular team>mostly outplay them>probably win>play oilers>thoroughly out play them>mcdavid can just say "nah" and put up a 3 point game to win it
>>154311692kings should absolutely use sigo siendo el rey desu
>>154311832they're all natural babes
>>154311771Have you seen the new GM? He's running the team like a military operation, if he can't lowball either of the superstars then he wouldn't bother getting them.
>>154311795edmonton has literally never needed to actually build a teamthe one era where they were asked to build a team without letting the highest end talent on earth carry their bum asses through a season they tanked for like a decade and a half until one fell into their lap again
>>154311810>Germanpreetcertified Aryan
WITH HUGHESYOU LOSE
>>154311703hey kapanen scored 2
raw after mania was.... not all that good desu
>>154311879>e-slop>goodpick one and only one
mcdavid aura got the /hoc/sissies seething and pissin
>>154311863I dont love it, but I do love them and support your posting. God speed.
>>154311889punk roman was kino tranny btw no milly tiny lost and hampage was cancelled
You know what today was a good day of /hoc/. Thanks Gary!
>>154311650>i'm sick of them and their retard fanbasecanadians?
>>154311777hes the heel of /hoc/
>>154311739>>154311787>>154311821>>154311863Those are men right?
>>154311871>2006
Not very cool of Gary to force a 2 OT game on my Caniacs on a school night
>>154311905And so far /hoc/ has won every battle.
>>154311909blud probably wasnt even born then
>>154311777he yelled at bulju the soul of /hoc/
>>154311909A fluke season and you know it.
was mcdavid the one who dived in the olympics?
>>154311918>the game must continue, I need them softened up for the flyers
>>154305807With the exception of the fucking pistons my 15k in sports bets went breddy breddy good. Night gents, dont let our superiority ruin your day.
7.2% indian kek
>>154311905that used to be me
>>154311954No, that's MacKinnon
>>154311869Crosby would take a piece of bubble gum
>>154311952>Noooooo! You cant win with the best hockey player of all time.>Noooooo! You can't get lucky.>Noooooo! You can't game the drafting system.Ok
Let's be real the NHL would collectively shit it's pants if it fixed their cap structure and contracts to allow for players to not be comforted and allow for prospects to slot in as soon as possible. There's no reason Victor Eklund cannot replace Anders Lee if Martone works
if i remember correctly mcdavid carried a bench full of cup champs and a 2x gold medalist from the preliminaries to the finals. he was a corpse in that gold medal game and still gave his team 12 grade A scoring chances.
>>154311993Crosby is a Penguin lifer. He wants that "only played for one team" cred
Felt like the recipe for an edmonton loss:Bad Bouchard turnover: checkNeedless Nurse penalty: checkFailure to play 60mins: checkAnd the oilers won anyways kek
>>154312015Someone like Crosby if he has 1 or 2 years left wants to win another cup. The Habs can win a cup in that time frame.
>>154311954No, McDavid tried to hero puck by himself in OT and turned it over to start the play that led to Hughes scoring the golden goal
>>154312004Is this Bud? I never realized how retarded he was.
>>154312035yep. are you new? he is /our retard/
>>154312004>hold rights for more than 6 years>but 10 is maxbud is retarded
>>154311961median wealth is mostly real estate, the % diff in home ownership rate between the countries is within a percent. but houses are more expensive in canada
>>154312031He might do it if he still didn't have a Cup but I think his autism keeps him in Pittsburgh for the one team legacy no matter what. Gary will gift the pongs first overall in 2027 for their next generational superstar so Crosby's goodbye tour can also be him handing off the torch.
>>154312033Makar made the suicide play that created the rush and then he refused to backcheck, creating the 3 on 2>>154312042No, I just never actually read his idiocy.
>>154311863>>154311821If I see a mutt I automatically assume they're from US, are they really from Edmonton?
>>154312031In terms of legacy, only playing for one team > being carried to another cup. Crosby is incredibly washed and people refuse to admit it.
>>154311909ah yes, I remember it fondly...
>>154312004I don't get why retards are so attracted to removing the cap in the NHL. No cap is actively killing every other major sports league in NA.
>>154312112lol you really werent born then
>>154312141doesn't only basedball have no cap
>>154312143I was born in 1993
>>154312088i just searched them up, they used to live in a big mansion 20 min east of edmonton, in sherwood park, apparently born from both greek parents, dad looks like a mutt though
>>154312175>greek>muttturkey sends its regards
>>154312175So he looks greek then
>>154312148The NBA has a "soft-cap with luxury tax" (read: effectively no cap for teams with money).The NFL has a hard cap, I thought it didn't but I don't watch football. The salaries are so high I just assumed it was some luxury bullshit.
>>154312141Because they live in a magical world where only their favorite team will buy players. >>154312148NBA soft cap is a joke.
Basketball has "aprons" I used to have aprons when I worked at chipotle kwab
>>154312184>>154312187>The NBA has a "soft-cap with luxury tax" (read: effectively no cap for teams with money).makes sense thanks
>>154312188Why did you get fired?
>>154312188The Montreal Canadiens have an Arpon Basu
>>154312204I moved on to bigger and better things #grindset
>>154312175>Sherwood ParkI wonder if Mitch ever bumped into them.Hey Mitch, I know you're here being the Oilers were just on, you ever encounter these disgusting bog creatures?
>>154312184>>154312196NFL contracts are only partially guaranteed so you can just cut a guy and not have to worry>sorry Darnell, we're only going to be giving you 20% of what we promisedDraft picks are also expected to become contributors the very next season so for a well run team the cap isn't as impactful as in the NHL
>>154312216I mean ya that's what you tell yourself but why did you get fired
How to beat the Stars: just play them in the midday.
>oilers get depth scoring>mcdavid disappears>mcdavid shows up >depth disappearsughhhh
Move the Pens. If you can't sell out a playoff game, you don't deserve it. Fucking Saskatoon deserves a team more
>>154312250This is how every Pittsburgh team operates.Unless they are in the middle of a dynasty run the city doesn't give a shit.
>>154312148All the players have caps in baseball.
>>154312260frfr
>>154312008Canada shouldn't have left their secret weapon at home
Oilies did not look good almost choking the game away but a win is a winI can't believe I have to be scared of a 1st round opponent because it's not the Kings
>>154312293Edmonton was down to 11 skaters after the first period. Henrique's role is penalty killing/face offs and it was a lost face on the PK that gave the Ducks their 3rd goal. Injuries are part of the game but we'll see how they do in game 2
>>154312290
>>154312320the Kirkster...
>>154312320
>>154312290>secret weaponMotherfucker a literal who like slafkovsky had more points than him this season and you what's more funny? Not just the league even Upper Deck invested so much marketing him, a box of upper deck cards filled with nothing but connor beddard cards is on discount rack at Wal-Mart.
>>154312320YA MON
Do all oilers fan look like this?
We covering the Calder Cup playoffs too?
>>154311920Hoc hasn't even played mcdoofus yet. He won't answer our calls
>>154312340well actually these are always low value gimmick products because they don't have the player's true rookies, probably not even a tiny percentage autograph chase hit, and are mostly intended for a grandma to give someone for christmas
>>154312293Anaheim is a much harder matchup for Edmonton than LA. The Kings play low event trapshit hockey, which slows down opposing offenses but does nothing at all for their own offense so they aren't doing anything to take advantage of Edmonton's weaknesses (leaky defense and goaltending). The Ducks actually try to score and have the talent to do it, which can exploit those weaknesses.
>>154312290If Bedard didn't get hurt he would have been there. People forget how well he was playing until he got injured in the last seconds against St. Louis>>154312340>slafkovsky had more points than him this seasonNo he didn't
>>154312350Holy fuck what a faggot
>>154312371thanks bud this would be good in an article
>>154312372Bedard ended with 69 points while Slaf ended with 73, go act like a mentally ill tranny somewhere else.
>>154311716eckholm clearly cuts the shot off fucking retards
>>154312391Bedard had 75 retard. In your retarded frog language that's 60+15 which is more than 60+13
>oilers actually seem to have depth>still shit goaltending and defense but stilli...is it finally coming home?
>>154312371I see, thanks for the insight I don't really pay attention to teams I don't root for so the matchups in my head are just "who has the better scorers" vs "who has the better defense"
>>154312402Nice gaslighting tranny
>>154312407Have to take care of business against the DucksThen have to beat a Vegas team that hasn't lost in regulation since TortsThen has to take out a Real Team from the Real DivisionThen has to beat TampaIt is not coming coming
erm... mama stanley looks off...
>philly after winning 2 games on the road and having 3 of the next 5 at home>barely better odds than colorado after 1 gamelmao >kongs
>>154312422>mamma tranley
>>154312422The weed sanctions have hit her hard...
>>154312410>Anaheim offense >>> LA offense (273 GF vs 225)>LA defense >>> Anaheim defense (247 GA vs 288)Difference is the Ducks can overcome their own defense if Dostal plays a strong game. He's good enough to steal games. There isn't anything the Kings can do to put more pucks in the net because it's just fundamentally at odds with how they play by trying to make every single game end with a score of 1-0 or 2-1. If you score 3 against the Kings you most likely won the game. If you score 3 against the Ducks it's not over yet.
Flames bros are we cheering for Vegas? They might be drafting 31 overall if they win but then we also get another one of their firsts.
>Thomas Drance on the Canuck's GM search, “Kevyn Adams. Roberto Luongo. So Kevyn Adams, don't count out. That's a real candidate here, I think. And I think Buffalo might be sending a lot of candidates to this search.” bobby lou will save the canucks
finally some good games tomorrow
>>154312526no i only cheer for the flames
My knighties play tomorrow :)
>>154312444the only cup that mcdavid will go for sadly
>>154312552can't wait to see the carnage bro
>>154312552Dame tu cosita
>>154312571I bet that Durzi is going to get a lot of fake out headbutts
>yes, the Oilers won, but where was McDavid?
Uh ohPoopy briefs
>>154312350>MY. HECKIN. OILIES. :))))
>people were seriously about having this on Team Canada>people have been seriously lobbying for this to win the Norris Trophy
>>154312655but muh bouche bombs!!!
rogers exclusive canadian media rights deal with the NHL is ~916 million dollars a year for literally all the games all year. In less than 4 hours in 2 movies Ted 1 and 2 grossed 930 million dollars. a talking bear mogs the ever loving fuck out of hockey. what does gary have to say about that
In less than 4 hours in 2 movies Bud 1 and 2 grossed 041722 million dollars. a talking bud mogs the ever loving fuck out of trb. what does gary have to say about that
Just found out I failed my college class 400 dollars down the drain
>>154312687Should've applied yourself.
>>154312687F
>>154312687i'm sorry bro
>>154312687you lost your life savings?
>>154312681i smirked a tad bit and perhaps even let out a light chuckle upon reading this post
>>154312689It’s one test worth 30% of my mark it made me fail.
>>154312687retard
>>154312687have you tried not being stupid?
>>154312694>student>with savingsjen
>>154312698let me guess, the test was on how not to be a gay retard? ahhahahaha but for real sorry for your loss hope you pass it next time
>>154312704KEK
How many years has this been going on? I know I've seen this person atleast the past 3 years
>>154312698Well, $400 isn't that much.
>there are college students posting on /hoc/I thought we were all boomers who graduated at least 10 years ago
>>154312719the Silver Lady has been around since time immemorial, she emerges from the swamps at playoff time and returns once the oilers run ends
Why didn't he think of something?
>>154312838he's not allowed to bench karlsson
>>154312838they'll put silovs in next game and hope for the best
can you taste what's coming?
>>154312838kek i made that joke on hjalmarsson like 7 years ago
>>154312894
a 27 minute long video of those 3 greek bitches that keep getting posted here just showed up on my youtube feed.
Hot Take: I know the Bruins are visiting the playoffs on a tourist visa but they deserve to upend the script and win the cup.This concludes my 'take and I won't bore you with it again.https://youtu.be/Rx3WsFzeaV0?si=wn-Zqt9w3V1xVFNW
the retarded birds are already chirping at 3:18
>>154313011Why dont you shutup then
unironically what's wrong with the penguins? are they too old? do they have AIDS?
>>154313199they're not a very good hockey team
>reusing a shitty late flamestard threadShan’t
duckers ain't ready, those boys are rattled!
>senaturds>down 0-2 in the first roundhistory repeating itself
lol yinzer trash
habs hockey tonight, baby
my dabres shall take a 2-0 lead with them to boston after tonight :)
>>154313409Reminds me of our habs
>>154313409based
there is our boy shitzle pretending to be a turnstile
screening should be a penalty, it's not fair if the goalie can't see the puck
Philly is manhandling the Penguins and every retard who thought the penguins and their 16 OTL's magically made them good are retarded
>>154313481Nah it's totally fair game as long as there's no interference
>>154313491they are interfering with the goalies vision of the puck
>tfw you will never be jack hughes in this image
>>154313499Yeah. Exactly.
I think anon knows there's no actual interference as long as there's no physical contact, he's just salty that goalies can be screened and that a goal can still be legally scored simultaneously
>>154312655Don't look up what Norris winner Quinn Hughes did last night
>>154313303>laffs
>>154313303>>1543135732026 leafs would honestly knock them out 6
>>154313487>manhandlingI'm a Flyers fan. We're playing like shit. The Penguins are just shittier.
>>154313303It's not over till you lose at home
flyersdance!
Coffee time, go dabres
>>154313635thursday is the end then
>>154313621>laffs>last placeJen
>>154313639>be me>working at Tim hortons in upstate ny>customer orders small double double>a small is exactly half as much as a large, creamer and sugar dispensers are calibrated as such>give him one unit each of the creamer and sugar, using the large setting>customer only hears me press the button once each time, demands I remake it>I explain all of the above to him>he doesn't understand and demands I remake it>I remake it
>>154312430>habs at 61%this is a travesty and i will not stand for it
>>154313663jej
>>154313663I didn;t know there were tims up north
>Porter Martone fell to 6th overall
>>154313690and thank you sharks, chicago, mammoth and nashville for that!!! >they took misa and frondell
So is Martone like the new Recci or something?
>>154313690Martone only fell because he was going to college btw. Misa was overrated as fuck.
>>154313698Martone is the new me fren, i was just never drafted and given the opportunity
>>154313690is he already better than bedard?
>>154313703Martone fell because he's not a center, not because he was going to college
>>154313698He's the new John LeClair
>Crosby's last run>Malkin's last run>Letang's last run>Dubas chose not to start the rebuild for them>They're getting dogged by the FlyersSad
>>154313730Egor Chinakov and Anthony Mantha linsanity run to fuck over the penguins is glorious
>>154313663Clean it up, wagie
>>154313730Still can't believe that faggot Dumbass put out this self fellating video just to get dogwalked by the Flyers https://youtu.be/ve7CveLxAI8
>>154313713This was a meh draft for centers. Frondell is good at least. What's the case for Martin and Desnoyers
>>154313789this was 13 years ago ;)don't get me a wrong im still waging away but making a lot more than $9.50
>>154313803Do you miss the simpler times?
>>154313797>It's real
pongs IN SHAMBLESpongs IMPLODINGpongs OLDpongs SLOWpongs DEAD
We have a new playoff rankingContenders>Stars>Oilers>Lightning>Knights>AvalancheMeme teams>Wild>Flyers>Sabres>HurricanesSpeed bumps>Ducks>Sens>Kings>Habs>Bruins>Mammoth>Penguins
Lmao
It’s up
>>154313861>Dallas 5.2%Horrible model
>>154313874>dullass stors
>>154313861They need to add the Boushart footnote to this.
Did anyone catch last nights Foul Play with Anthony Davis? He pranked Lian Bischel and it was really uncomfortable
>>154313885Welp, scratch that name off laffs list.
>>154313817lol im in the simpler timesworking fast food is way more work than what I currently do. I basically get paid to know things.
Who are the best next-day playoff recap podcasts/videos to listen to? I will not be listening to The Hockey Guy
>>154313846>”TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF”Literally crying & begging the refs to make the stars stop bullying him.
>>154311729Hope they keep the win going. I’ve been loving the seeth from Dave portnoy.
>>154313938most honest man I know showing his true passion for the bruins, love to see it
>>154313846Minnesota is enjoying the Quit Hughes experience I see
>>154313842Shit gimmick for retards
Gentlemen, we’re back
The ice in Raleigh last night was shit. Players falling over, passes missed, skipping puck, puck stopping suddenly. Leave it to Sunbelters to use cheap tricks
>>154313990and we are still in aprilits only gonna get worse
>>154313972>laffs
>>154313999Raleigh ain't making it out of April
>>154314010lol i'll believe when i see it brady
>>154313990based /hoc/ noticer
>>154313990>Players falling over,turns out ice is slippery, who knew!
you looked at crosby?even tho he punched you first?THAT'S A PENALTYYOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154313687They are on every corner in WNY. Finding a Dunkin’ Donuts is hard there.
>>154313990First time?
>Chokes
>Habs>Sabres>Knights>Avs
>>154314049thanks gay wizard
>>154314049>Tampons>Pooins>Hockey clurb>Still avs
>>154314049No, yes, no, yes, wiztard
>>154314049if habs win tonight im gonna cream my pantaloons
i sympathize with leafs fans
>>154314105why?
>>154313730i think this is all a little more forgivable than when the red wings did the same thing for like justin abdelkader and jimmy howard
>>154313990You say that about any non original 6 ice every year though.
>>154314123nobody is complaining about the ice quality in edmonton
>>154314131Boushart falls down anywhere.
>headcanon general
Oh boy an entire summer of Brady Tkachuk and Thomas Chabot being "shopped around" this offseason only for no trades to be made!
>>154312340Just so you know I didn't respond to this last night because you're post was so retarded it was insulting to my intelligence and the intelligence of everyone in /hoc/
>>154313874With Oettinger in net that 5% is quite charitable
>>154314105>laffs
>>154314049I hope you do better than yesterday
>Alex Tuch>Darren Raddysh>Rasmus Andersson>John Carlson>Charlie Coyle>Malkin>Jacob Trouba>Anthony Mantha>Bobby McMann>Jaden SchwartzHow can anyone look at this list of top UFAs and think their team is going to get better in the offseason? This is fucking bleak. Combine this with every player having full NMC/NTC and you can't even make trades. It's either tank for a decade or rot.
>>154314222the talent puddle is a direct result of 32 teams
>>154314219The wizard is always wrong and smells
>>154314222YEAH NHL FREE AGENCY I FUCKING LOVE NHL FREE AGENCYBACK TO THE COTTAGE I GO
>>154314219Looks to me I was right in predicting the losers
>>154314222tuch is good though
>>154314237unlike my islanders
yeah i'm thinking this genny needs to get younger.
>>154314256we can retool and get younger on the fly
>>154314256Nah /hoc/ is an aging millennial unc genny
>>154314256>t. pedo
>>154314256impossible with trb aging us out
>>154314237Tuch is OK but he's not a franchise altering player. Besides he's almost certainly re signing with the Sabres.
>>154314266he altered the sabres destiny
>>154314256We just need the wrestlefags to be retired permanently and everything will be fine
>>154314280>>154314280>>154314280New
>>154314275Tage Thompson didNot Tuch
