COPPA ITALIA SEMI-FINAL>Tuesday 21st April 202621:00 Como - Inter (0-0)>Wednesday 22nd April 202621:00 Atalanta - Lazio (2-2)Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, don't simp for Beatrice, Virigil is full of shit and stay guelfipilled
negru
Need ma boi Nico Paz to do the needful and redeem the printer
argiebro is this true?
nihao
>>154313498must be true, given which investment funds hold the bulk of Argentina's public debt
>>154313498gauchos used to eat beef and only beef for monthswhat will gauchoman do now??
>>154313498>lets the people resort to eating donkey meat while he’s out kissing walls in Israel and taking selfies with BibiCute chainsaw poses though
>>154313498Veganchads keep winning
>>154313498Meat has gotten expensive but shit in Alberto's term kept going up in price practically every week, while with Milei the prices change every few months.The dolar also has a stable valuation/devaluation now the issue is that we neee much less inflation than the constant 3-4% we are handling now.
What about driedmeats
>>154313581>we neee much less inflation than the constant 3-4% we are handling nowwith the international jewry on the loose after printing trillions of dollars under the pretext of muh scamdemic and pumping them into the western economy? no chance
>>154313600We used to have 35% every month because we were giving our pesos printing machine such a hard spanking we needed to get them printed in Spain.We are increasing our oil and soon our onions exports which will be at an all time high in value again, but the biggest issue still is that more taxes need to be removed and more safety needs to be given to new business owners and industries to build their factories or similar edifications and expand their reach without fear of getting battered around by more taxes and poorly planned out laws. A lot still needs to be done but either Milei isnt worried enough about it knowing the next elections are around the corner or hes more worried about how many more of his friends will get caught using public funds to fund their coke rave parties and luxury cars when its the complete opposite of what his party was meant to stand for.
gm interkings
>>154313676milei has always struck me as a front, ie a figure put forward by the global jewish speculators to ensure that the investment (namely the mass of argentine slaves) was safeguarded and protected from another kind of parasites, above all moral corruption that would benefit the indigenous populationi don’t speak spanish as well as i was supposed to learn, but there was always something visibly performative about his statements during the election campaign that links him to other faux right, ancap sort of politicians scattered across the globe, which leads me to believe that all this tax harassment will continue unchanged.
Do NOT look up Eduardo Elsztain
/biz/ idea:Serie A themed water park. Each club has their own section.
Mo vinco
>Boga is the player with the most dribbles completed in Serie Ass since the start of the 18/19 season, which was his first season in the league>above Leao, Zaccagni and Orsolini with half the minutes playedJesus Christ lmfao
>Elkann wants to buy Lyonwew>>154314347ball don’t lie
>>154314347Imagine when Comolli achieves the 100% ngubufication of jJ the dribbling rate will be to the moon
>trying to watch an older match on dazn>video keeps stuttering for whatever reason>find site with vods from the Russian broadcaster>works perfectly fine and for freeguess I'll keep killing Calcio
Devil May Cry: Season 2 Trailer is up
>>154314516No thanks! But lots of Black Flaggetti pics and clips have leaked
Captain grease beard
>>154314616mo larianisecchi
>>154314649And Diablo 4 Lord of Hatred reviews are popping up
prostitute ring in milan exposed. uh oh
I cannot do anything if someone always goes drinking at four in the morning and then uses hookers after
>>154314924And? What's so illegal about it
t. Michel Piron
>>154314616Tits out for la dea
based z
MASSIVE news for the HKIA community
>gets his shirt pulled>foul whistled against him
>>154315757OF tho... I mean streamers rejoice!
I'd rather play against inter in the final tbqhwyfl
GOAAAAAAL
if Dimarco made it so can you anon
>Di Marco fails to stop another crosskek based Fabregas attacking on that side only
Como are rather cagey
como are gonna do what bologna did last year give up on champions league football to win a useless minnow trophy...and we all remember how well that wemt fpr bologna
>>154315962Como could make it far in the EL but would just be cannnon fodder in the CHL desu
Moscowni wins it
Aaaaaaaand its gone
jfc
Piotr? Mer like Peto
Shit I missed the second goal
>>154315962not their fault the national cup became a joke to favour the usual suspects, it's still a trophy.
Firefox 150.0 is up
havent been watching. oof
henrique nice losing the ball as the last man
commendatore chivvs...the subs
>>154315998getting knocked out in the first knockout phase of the europa league is more humiliating than this
>>154316207Nice
>>154316230the difference between him and denzel is crazy
>>154316245I think they (como) would make it past the first knockout round in EL desu
Nabulebros... next transfer market not looking so good
como player scratched with studs on calf. on purpose
>>154316320He deserved it tbqh
>>154316315you mean to tell me there only 50M or so in counterfeit money circulating in the entire eurozone?
I told myself I would never bet on Inter after the UCL loss. I'm a retard :(
>>154316315La banda degli onesti
nice gole
calhazo
Most dangerous lead strikes yet again
>>154316347It must be of known fakes. Which is what, 5% of the total?
imagine if Como could finish a counter, they'd be 4-1
holy fuck what is this defending
Nigga how do you not score there
>Diaonegru use your left foot wtf lol
Looking bad for Como.
where is my era?
acerbi out gud
AHHHHHHHHH PIO EXPOSED SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pretty sure that negru miss cost them the entire match
Como need a more fluid press
What's the modifier-% for Pio's transfermarkt value for Coppa Italia games?
too many niggers in the inter team
cmon inter i need some eras. >>154316478gonna get worse in summer
No card for bongo?
slipped and dived.
Red but Marmogmata didn't approve
>>154316523only counts if you rip out their windpipe
sucic the goatgooioooll
nice ball sucic
AET or straight to penalties?
fuck sake I need the toilet not extratime or is straight to penals?
Commentators are weirdly overexcited for the Inter goals, hmm
>Beginning with the 2024–25 edition, extra time is only possible in the semi-finals and the finalfuck sake
am I supposed to rate Diao? Because he's Inter's best player
SUCIIIIIIIII
SUCICCC
Ffs
And here I was thinking this game was dead in the water.
don't care how young of a team you are, you can't collapse every time you are 2-1 up
Como can win the scudetto next seasonthey have money to spend gk is the first to go
Testing the new model
Fabregas can't do more
Fabregas is pretty much just a new Gasmerdini when you think about it
sucic was my neighbour
>>154316637Saved
>Pooratagood luck inter defense...
AHHHHHHHHH CORPSE OF MORATA!SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
puuh
No golden shower for Alvaro tonight
>I need 200m more please mr suckyfucky they should get a better manager with all that money they've pissed up the wall
>60 seconds to take a freekick >ref doesn’t add it on Hmm
>>154316626which club are we talking about
>>154316450
>>154316450kek
>>154316636impossible in 1 transfer window, they need a keeper a centrebcak, a striker and a Nico Caz replacement, but if they keep spending money they can win within this decade for sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9-_VVX9BvERebecca Ferguson's show (Silo) Season 3 trailer is up
>>154313209AMALA PAZZA INTER AMALA
>>154316750Who was rude to her?!
>>154316759Edon Zhegrova
>>154316714Como defense is like a washed old dude, a young dude from real madrid B and a gk from who leaguesurely they can improve with money
>>154316775Get it out of MY club ASAP!
xavi>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fabregas
>>154316802Idk, he still has a lot to prove compared to Cesc
Inter coming back from 2 goals down against Como was so nice they had to do it twiceHahahahahahahaha Fabregas ne deve mangiare di pasta asciutta
>>154316792Imagine the grim replacements
>>154316714I think fiberglass makes terrible subs, but in this day and age it's unironically impossible to build a winning team from scratch with 200M even in a second rate league, that said transfers like Varane and Mirate are the kind of stuff that make you wonder outside of FM wonder kids how retarded Como really might be
>>154316825Moratabros... we didn't catch any strays
Unironically fabregas is a double agent sent by allegri to show that belgiuochismo is bad
>chelseaAs bad or gud as Fabregas might be, he's a genius compared to Linkedin Liam
Interfras, are >we getting the double?
>>154316969i want to believe
Sleep tight /seriediana/
>>154317105Did Gatti lay those bricks that compose the pizza?
>>154317105
>>154316969Very champion coded performance tonight
>Inter could get the silver star before jewelol
>>154317105wish the pizza looked half as good as her
>>154317264one star wasn't enough?
>>154317264
Mo I want you to seriously tell me with a straight face that with allegri this one como wouldn't have taken it home.
Name the top 3 allegrian strikers currently playing but not at milan
>>154317264dumb terrone, national cup stars are not a thing in shitaly
DNA>>154317327Lequincio ZeefuikBrian Ebenezer Adjei BrobbeySerhou Yadaly Guirassy
>>154317327Dvsan (him vs haaland was a serious debate when allegri coached him, go look this up)Ivan toney Wood (nottingham forest)
>>154317343I look like this
>>154317348Honorable mentions are unironically both abraham and jovicKill, what a coincidence that they sold them both for no reason without allegri's consent last summer
>>154317343>According to 'Gazzetta dello Sport', Serhou Guirassy is an alternative considered by AC Milan in their search for a new striker.>12h agoKek
Also, I'll tell you poorfags a 100% boiled low-cost player that would be a huge chicca in serie ass but none of the transfer executives in the league would even remotely considerJoseluGuaranteed 18 goals tranquilli tranquilli in any serie ass team
Transfer sexecutives
>>154317362I thought Allegri was the one who booted them
Oh shit I just googled Allegri Abraham and came across something I shouldn’t have
>>154317343To be a joke and lookAnother line without a hookI held you close as we both shookFor the last time, take a good hard lookI'm not okayI'm not okayI'm not okayYou wear me outForget about the dirty looksThe photographs your boyfriend tookYou said you read me like a bookBut the pages all are torn and frayedI'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay now (I'm okay, now)But you really need to listen to meBecause I'm telling you the truthI mean this, I'm okay! (Trust me)I'm not okayI'm not okayWell, I'm not okay, I'm not o-fucking-kayI'm not okayI'm not okay
troon koopligters
>The Italian Ministry of Foreign Affairs summoned the Russian ambassador following statements made by journalist Vladimir Solovyov during a television program in Russia, in which he insulted Giorgia Meloni in Italian, calling her a “fascist, certified idiot, nasty little woman, disgrace to the human race,” and referring to her as “PuttaMeloni.”>PuttaMelonilole
didn't ask
>>154317756Mo objective truths are "insults"
Evening lads. It’s me. Hope you’re all well, especially you Greek bvll. Keep mang’ the souvlaki or whatever it is you people eat.I would also like this time to apologise to Chivus.
>>154318354sir, this is a salmon retail centre in Bodø
SERIE A ROUND 34>Friday 24th April 202620:45 Napoli - Cremonese>Saturday 25th April 202615:00 Parma - Pisa18:00 Bologna - AS Roma20:45 Hellas Verona FC - Lecce>Sunday 26th April 202612:30 Fiorentina - US Sassuolo15:00 FC Genoa - Como18:00 Torino - Inter20:45 AC Bbilan - Juventus>Monday 27th April 202618:30 Cagliari - Atalanta20:45 S.S. Lazio - Udinese
>>>/wsg/6132003
Could Javier Milei save Italian football?
>Nicolò Fagioli, described by Fabio Paratici as a 'Barcelona-calibre player' due to his immense potential, has re-established himself as one of Serie A’s best midfielders despite Fiorentina’s difficult season. His performances have put him back in the transfer spotlight: he is, in fact, the top name on Massimiliano Allegri’s list to bolster Milan’s midfield
>>154324473How many more playmakers does he need lol
>>154324473the med student won
Vlahovic and Arthur like them young
>>154324473another player lost by gobbis
night fabbrica callingbig oof
>>154324681yeah how dare they sell him after a terrible season and a months ban for betting
50 (fifty) days until the World Cup!Still plenty of time to decide who is the Renault Twingo of calcio players, the Kangoo needs a friend after all.
>>154324764LETS FUCKING (TWIN)GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Got a random ad for this game... glowies are lurking
Puttacomolli
Kolo Muani, Cambiaso, Fagioli, Vlahovic and McKennie to AC Milan this July
>Elkann wants to buy Lyon8 YEARS TOO LATE YOU FUCKING JEW
>The investigation by the Milan Public Prosecutor’s Office into the alleged prostitution and escort ring involving players from Milan and Inter has led to the seizure of dozens of ‘keywords’ to analyse the suspects’ devices; these include the names of over sixty footballers, amongst them Bastoni, Leao, Bellanova, Calafiori, Bisseck, Pinamonti, Ricci and Scamacca. It should be noted that none of these players are under investigation, as no evidence of criminal activity has been found against them; the magistrates, led by Inter fan Marcello Viola, intend to ascertain whether the players simply attended parties organised by the front company Ma.De Milano or whether they actually availed themselves of the illicit services.
>you can't fuck escorts because you just can't okI would never come to play in Italy if I was a successful foreign footballer
>Look guys, we have absolutely no proof and no clue about what is going on, but let us throw some names to the press vultures to get some attention and ruin some reputations >What could possibly go wrong?
>>154325351the only way to put a stop to this unforgivable info leak is -15 to Juventus
Ayo hol’ up, Escorts are illegal in Italy?
>>154325407they're not illegal, profiting from prostitution rings (pimping) isthe two astounding chimps before arubanon's post lack in text comprehension, badly
>>154325407In Milan? They probably are with the milanese limited traffic zone
>>154324983This ugly foreskinlet can't do one thing right
How do I start escorting for footballersNo no I don't plan on secretly killing the footballers who play for my club and are actually shit
>>154325457just take hints from your mom
>>154325470I walked right into it
>>154325421so someone like Pinamonti wasn't fucking them but was actually sending out the escorts and getting his cut, sure
There was me, Caitlyn Jenner, Beppe Grillo and Inter legend Josip Martinez playing The Crew Motorfest whilst waiting for Forza Horizon 6
>>154325513The fact that it's so playlists-focused is kinda off-putting, I'm holding off from installing it
>>154325506Contact your evening school and claim a refund
>>154325522>we're just going to throw out a bunch of important names to grab a few headlinesgood rabbi
>>154325517It's pretty meh all things considered, I only play it because I got tired of FH5 and 100%'d Tokyo Extreme Racer
>>154325529Congrats anon, you've just worked out how the oldest profession in the world (journalism) works
/v/iz idea Journalist simulator
>>154325569very comfy game.
>>154325569>>154325589that's art of rally right?
>>154325595yes
>>154325595Indeed
vampire crawlers is the best italian game of all time
Business idea: Cocomordan crawlers
What's going on here
>Iran war latest: Condom prices could rise 30% due to supply chain issuesSexhavingbros…
>>154325689oh nochivu will not be able to change his head protection as often
>>154325707Chivu but without the C and the U lmao
>>154325679I can't wait for another 1000000000 indie trash copies of this roguelike!
>more Alisson rumorswhy can't >we sign a good and healthy player for once
>>154325679why does every single game come with epilepsy-inducing sequences more than a Paletta-Medel derby nowadays?
>>154325854Damn Demi Moore looks like THAT?!
>>154325854Bright flashes attract zoomers that will shill the game in their GoyTok livestreams
>>154325980so if a girl flashes her breasts at them, will the zoomers also renounce their homosexuality for a minute?
so if Inter wins the cup Roma goes to the Europa league, and if Atalanta/Lazio win one of Bologna/Lazio or Sassuolo play in the conference right?
>>154326030Isn’t acceptance of gays etc. decreasing amongst younger generations?
I will never forgive the danes for this
>>154326196Surgeons that perform buccal fat removals should be forced to relocate to Wallonia
>>154326191maybe in muslim havens like the Duccioland
>>154325840him and 93 yr old Lewy lel, these guys are gonna cook the most dogshit geriatric team ever
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 - Monoco 1-6 Scale Special Edition - Statue up for preorder at IGN Store ($385)
>negru coacheskek
>>154324473>he is, in fact, the top name on Massimiliano Allegri’s list to bolster Milan’s midfield
>>154326573watch >us miss on Silva for wage reasons and let go of the one and only good free transfer btw I just read that Alisson wouldn't even be a free transfer therefore Comolli is going to pay 10-15m for a permadead overly finished gk lol
>>154326756He's asking for 8m/y net apparently lol
fun fact napoli is named after the famous frenchman napolean
>Rosenior sacked6y contract btw>>154326766that's literally what dildiz and David are earning lol, if you want a top player for your disaster midfield that's what you gotta pay. You could save money on Alisson and go all-in on Silva, the GK is the lesser problem at the moment
Nico Gonzalez will return
>>154326851Great shitpost but can you delete this if the slim chances of that happening actually happens ahah
what's stopping Como from cucking everyone and grabbing the really good free transfers? Add Silva, Rudiger, and Brandt to the squad and they could actually scare the big teams into bribing a prosecutor to try and stop them.
>>154326916Not having CL football or any European football at all if UEFA bothers to look at their books.
>Brandt >really goodWould be in line with Como's series of smart deals with players like Reina, Varane and Morata
>>154326916Very likely no CL footballFFPSolid wage structure which I'm sure they don't want to ruin
>>154326929as memeworthy as Bundes numbers might be are you implying he wouldn't have a 15 G+A season in serie a of all places? A place where Koopmeiners achieved that?
Julian Brandtsbo
>UEFA >antagonizing an owner worth tens of billions>perhaps the richest owner out there after the Gulf states funds that's just never going to happen, it will be settled with some agreement handsomely remunerate behind closed doors.
>>154326954Dirtmound fans have been shitting on the guy for ages, and you're talking about a league where Lois fucking Openda looked strong for a while.
Nicky Bandini (formerly Paolo) and Buffon linked up
Inter is the ultimate provincial team bully club.Then they play someone in the top 5 and it all comes to a screening halt.
>>154327057Ronaldo looking worse than ever
RUINED
>>154327105https://x.com/UnBoxPHD/status/2046995290884903158also dung eater is IN
>>154327019different roles desu, let's say Goretzka then assuming his joints survived the drugs
If she was fat she'd be called Emma Lard
>Accordo verbale tra la Juventus e Alisson. >Nelle prossime settimane si capirà la posizione del Liverpool in merito a un possibile addio del portiere brasiliano. t. Matthew Moretto
First Platinum of 2026 is up, just in time for the Saros release.
if palladino loses against this team tonight there can no longer be any raters left in /seriea/
>>154326756yeah it’s dumb, some reports said the baldie wanted him but it’s in theory not too different than the logic behind Pogback and we all know how that went
>>154326756>permadead overly finished gkHis problem are the injuries but that aside calling him finished is just insane
>>154327057>If only you knew how bad things really are
>>154327412A GK that is permadead is finished in my book
Nico Gonzalez just scored twice btw
cam on lazio
fuck me that fourth official is like 2 heads taller than zacca
very iffy start, not enjoying this
>Kemon-ACK
>Only English language stream is in AmericanFML...
Oh there's a Lazio game going on right now. No wonder this place felt like a museum
>>154327598grim
refs knickers are a bit twitsted atm, I can see someone getting a red for something silly
you watch a league where this is considered a young talent
Why support Lazio over Roma when Roma appears to be superior to them in every way?
>>154328281>why eat a burger when you could have a veggie burger what a shit question
>>154328281roma is gay
>>154328322this, riommers love sissy men whilst we lazio chads love little girls and strong muscular hairy men
oh yes, another coppa semis 0-0 half-time
Half-time.
>>154328281Riommers are nazis
how do we spin the alisson news delusionbros?
>>154328458Best 1st and 2nd goalies in the league (this will win us many trophies)also are we qualified for next year's Superngopp? kek
>>154328476also no transfer fee(?) so we still have a fuckton to spend on other positions>also are we qualified for next year's Superngopp? keki don’t know but if we are we got even more money to fuel my delusions
Allegrismo = capitalismFabreghismo = communism
>>154328526>also no transfer fee(?)Belgio I'm gonna hold your hand while I say this.......-
just tuned in. cmon calciooo
>>154328547you missed fuck all dont worry fra
>Allegri>capitalismlole
motta has even worse square feet than mandas at times, he needs to calm down
dunno who would be worse for inter. i think maybe lazio. atalanta plays similar to inter maybe more simpel style. lazio has possesion and unique style
>>154328605>Lazio>not bending over for the big brotherPick one
>yamal kicks a penal and injures himself The body of a 40 year old
>>154328613what about small sisters possibly underage, do they bend over for lazio fans?
>>154328605lazio is probably harder. but i want la dea to miss out on europe so they have to sell palestra
>>154328645based
>>154328645he's going to England regardless
>>154328643Idk, I only have an older sister
>>154328669He was born in Buccinasco and his father is an Inter ultras
what was that lol
wat the fug
porco dio been shite at the back all night
>>154328685he's not a janitor doing it for free you know
surely he had both bands on the ball when it was booted out of his hands
if it's not a goal it's a penalty
absolute bullshit lmao
hehehehe
kinda soft but he kicks the hand slightly
>em ma il mano di gila(bastos) cry more
Motta is quite mature
>>154328728from own leg to hand so no era
Gnonto scored
bring cataldi in
STOP PASSING IT TO MOTTA FFS
>>154328794it is, that's not what an autogiocata is, and the keeper didn't have a hold of the ball either, if they want Lotito in the final to sell more tickets at the Olimpico they should at least remember plausible deniability.
Dogaldi
>>154328843wasnt it this season when from own body to hand is no era anymore. ??
HANDBALL
that on the contrary is coincidentally an autogiocata
krstovic murderded gila
>dumb nigger doesn't know how to pass back
hope giga aryan provgod scores the winner
how was that not era
a man in his 40s making those posts
>>154328941who?
karma doesn't exist ckearly
nice
Romagnolioooonice to see italian lazio boys score
as much as I talk shit about Pardo and Rimedio at least they're not Trevisani.
Watching The NIght Manager S02 and Camila Morrone just appeared. You might not care but somewhere out there there is a Scottish-Italian boy that does!
>go for a piss since its a corner >score>comeback>concede k den
lol jesus
fug pasalich
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SCORE SAM FACKING GOLES
GOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Going to extras
>di cristovic
Palladino lucked out switching to 4-4-2 mid match once and since then he's done it every time I've watched him.
what a save
you know what's actually sad? If Palladino was playing now he'd be by far the most technically gifted player on that pitch.
that elbow a red for me
I wish we could skip straight to penals
Scamcacca will 100% miss his penalty btw if you can bet on it it’s literally free money
>boif
these are going to be Maldini jr's 5 minutes of glory which in turn will grant him two more season in serie a for no real reason
its now ethical to boif with Lazio's new sponsor, polymarket
>two matches and an extra time to find out who is the less badI really hate this format
wait wasn't Raspadori playing in Spain?
>>154329284I think Polymarket isn't even allowed to operate in Italy right now, but some Italanon should correct me
>conceding a header against a lesbian dwarf grim levels have reached a point that was previously thought impossible
>>154329325Not yet, once true libertarians like Marattin or Renzi replace Meloni we will get to use that beautiful platform
>>154329341Dont worry the fix is in
>>154329318basically swapped lookman for him
Abisso will cut his own dick off before he lets Lazio get eliminated
always rated var actually
Thiago motta = Erica KirkAllegri = candace owens
>No offside replay just trust me MoKek
>>154329348>once true libertarians like Marattin or Renzi replace MeloniWill this be before or after Meloni stops the boats?
>>154329368sometimes grok stops responding and it takes a while to render the 3d reconstruction they need to match their script
Imagine how much better this game would be if Fiorentina was playing.
Meloni to jJ after Spalletti
>>154329378She did, immigrants decreased by 70%
>>154329394Anon what are you even talking about
Pedro still plays?
based sarri, doesn't trust that fuckwit with the penals
>>154329393
>butterfly tattoosYJK
>>154329445she fucks young Boys?
Cum on Lazio
Project monarch
Anna Sawai
atalanta pressure
there is a timeline in which Bellanova knows how to cross, proper scary stuff
eras are bad since winner gets practise for final
>>154329555ynr that game vs lazio when he was at Torino, phwoar
Atalanta with some progressive layered build up play (passing the ball around and not shooting)
fug what a chance
>>154329426hello gatti
Lazie wins it
eras
Lads whats the crack with Lazio. The fans have really turned on Lotito innit
'mon eddy
Noslin is like really zesty
Prediction: Scamacca will miss
shaking like a shitting dog rn
N
>noono
big save
>>154329778we moist
Italian benuldy DNA
>>154329243>>154329243>>154329243
scamac oof
fuck sake man
if you are right footed and shoot it to the left and vice versa I simply don't rate you sorry
oof cataldos
Literally 0 Italians have scored a benuldy lole
>black penalties
Bloody hell they were given a lifeline and they blew it
godtta
thank god for eddy
I could realistically score more penalties than modern day footballers
>nuclei arrapati nerazzurri
spicy
>>154329822Didn’t raspa score?
The absolute state of these pens
is everybody missing or is livescore not updating lmao
pasalic telegraphed that
fuck me I'm rock hard with these saves
no but let's focus on tactics and physicality who needs good feet to play football
>shoot low = goalie will most likely save>shoot high = will hit the post>shoot in the middle = panenka missThere's really nothing to save modern penalty takers. Also its very poor lol
These guys are not thinking their pens lmfao, Raspadori takes a second and scores easily, you can't just make it that easy
holy shit kek
Taylor has taken a ton of benuldies in his career and %-wise he's the best Dutch benuldy taker
LMFAO
MOTTA MOTTA MOTTA
MY COCK HAS EXPLODED I KNEEL EDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY
the worst penalties I've ever seen personally, they just shoot them in the only way a keeper can have any hope of saving a penalty.
Motta benching provedel
MOTTA DA GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty Lazio fan well done to Lazio
>>154329853you missed the missining fra
ive seen enoughmake the call baldinus
FOCUSING ON COPPA?FOCUSED
>current year + 1>still saving the best penalty takers for lastthis sport is something else
>>154329864High in the middle is statistically the most likely to score I believe, but if you fuck up you get yourself a Kane or Baggio moment and your reputation is fucked. Slow run up and quick shot seems to be the way, wait for the keeper to move and don't take your eyes off him.
Motta and pius exposed 2030 its coming home
Laziobros we are lucky with goatkeepers
i knew chuck de cuck was gonna miss.bros not a strong mind.
Do NOT look up lazio's new sponsor tweet about shitalia
Palantir sponsored Juventus shirts when
>>154329939When you see a penalty taker who looks down before taking his pen, usually it means he's shit at it and is gonna miss desu
>>154329956Soon but unironically
If it was an Italian company it'd be called Tiragir
>>154329896>a penalty series so shit It looks like livescore and google crashedholy grimkino
>>154329958yeah and when its 120 min played technical skill matters way less than mentality.
BeNeLuxians can't into penalties, never can and never will. The only reason Taylor is good at them is because he's named like a Yorkshire cobbler.
>So Lazio will play the Coppa Italia Final in their own stadium against Inter on May 13.rigged! stop the count!
Drake to sing a Michael Jackson song before the Coppa Italia match to give Lazio and its fans a boost
i cant see inter losing this final...>>154329893She looks brazilian, like I see someone like her daily
Lazio... fans?
>>154329977Past that second consecutive save I knew it was over for Shartalanta, players were looking nervy and Motta got to their heads easily. Feels like a lot of teams and players these days barely train pens imo.
>Trump envoy seeks to replace Iran with Italy in football World Cup my goat trumpperino
>>154329947https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2047065430355800482Lol!
Belgio#3 and Finnbro, two sides of the same coinI won't elaborate further
USA USA USA
>>154329983apparently Belgium won their only ever penalty shootout they took part in.
>>154330027>>154330029>more Shitaly humiliations to enjoyI will support Netanyahu if this happens
>>154330029do our Italian /serieded/ fras even want to quality in that way?
>>154330034Why do you have to do me like this
>>154330054Shitaly never won a NT trophy without rigging so, what's the difference
>needing outside intervention to be allowed to take partSounds like woke DEI to me>>154330039We're genuinely one of the worst in the world at them %-wise, even more than the English.That one against Costa Rica was based Van Gaal doing ebin mindgames by subbing the keeper right before the benuldieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMF6uu_HpZk
>their talking about Motta like a young teenager don't mean to be a twat but Buffon had already won several coppes and a UEFA cup at 21 after years of starting for Parma and Donnarumma had won a Euro after years of starting for Milan
>>154330104Motta is already a better shot stopper and better at penalties than Buffon ever was if he was there at WC2006 we wouldn't have refballed against Australia
>>154330104in italy baby fenomeno
Italy gets to play in the WC but you have to fight against Iran boots the on ground, yes or no?
>>154330144nah I'm good Chaim
>>154330151Why are you pro Hezbollah and Pasdaran
The elephant in the room is that Italy got eliminated because of dollar as GK because he is horrible with his feet, and every goalkick became a contra attack, but it’s all hush hush because he is shitaly’s great hope or something
Sleep tight /seriecoppa/
>>154330029>Trump's envoy Paolo Zampolli, born in Milan, seeks to replace Iran with Italy in upcoming World Cup>Zampolli moved to New York with Edit Molnar, a Hungarian model, and lived with her until at least 1996. In 2002, in Manhattan, he met Amanda Ungaro, a teen model from Londrina, Brazil. Ungaro had been brought to New York from Paris on Jeffrey Epstein's "Lolita Express." Her agent at the time was Jean-Luc Brunel, an alleged procurer of women for Epstein. When they met, Ungaro was 17 and Zampolli was 32.>In March 2026, he asked ICE to deport his own wife.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paolo_ZampolliLole
>>154330206>Devo andare su un rooftopyeah nah, mighty fine mammaries if real, but don't speak retarded.
>>154330369...And what exactly is wrong with that?
>>154330699Who said anything about it being wrong? Check the woke mindvirus infecting your anterior cingulate cortex for woke mindvirus infection if that's what you're drawing from that.
>>154330054the sane majority? fuck nothe affiliates of the Tavaroli boys' club? of course they do, it’s the only thing they can aspire to
>Motta is ex-Juve Primavera of course he is
>The plan is an effort to repair ties between Trump and Italy’s prime minister Giorgia Meloni after the two fell out amid the American president’s attacks against Pope Leo XIV over the Iran war, the FT reported, citing people familiar with the matter.lmao we are so back fras
>>154335294>after the cardboard scudetto, the cardboard world cup qualificationThe sfinternational mindset knows no shame
as we shitpoast, Rimedio and Adani are performing a joint twerking routine in the White House living room as claptatio benevolentiae towards the Trump administration
Trvke?
>>154335979I had no idea Immobile, Koleosho and Coppola were playing there in the first place tbqh, but please understand Juve and Milan are small family enterprises that can't possibly afford to find 5 primaveras each generation to develop in house and carry all the way to the first team
Amplifico mufa
>>154336107No please, I have enough muffa on the walls
last time Juventus tried to invest in young Italian players, Transfermarkt was used as a rationale to penalise the club
>>154335979One free signing who's in his late 30s and two loanees from PL clubs who all started together for like the first time there and Jj still played more Italians against Bologna, I understand the idea but come on lmfao
>>154336080FIGC can always tap someone's phone to get these two clubs to start nurturing young Italos again :^)
All that is needed to develop youths is some cajones, mehn, come on, people waste money in the transfer market and then expect the manager to always play their expensive, useless imports.
Opiniones?
>>154336323they need a bench warmer?
>>154336323>let's stack our midfield of negru frauds with another fraud>but this time the sardinian type of negruSounds like a good deal
>>154336343Di Marco and Cafu
First place with 104 points.
>>154335979trvke and PFC will be ahead of Como as a club in 3~ years
>>154336366>>154336660Kek
>>154326610KWAB
>>154335294>Minister of Sport Andrea Abodi, emphatically commented: "First is not possible, second is not appropriate. I don't know which comes first. You qualify on the pitch."why is he like this
>>154337011>You qualify on the pitchoy vey, someone better wiretap this acolyte of Moggi
>>154337011Why would you want participate like this and them get humiliated by shit teams that deservedly qualified on the pitch. That'd be double the humiliation and hate for Shitaly (not that I complain ((I would actually and unironically fully support this so please Mr.President make it happen I beg you)))
>>154337030>Why would you want participate like thisit would be the ultimate heel move
>Boga to Jj for 4.8M
>>154337084if you think this is a bargain, you deserve this serie ass
>>154337128He's supposed to be a benchwarmer, surely you don't expect a broke ass club to spend millions on a sub lol
>Juventus are eyeing Bernasconi for the left flank: contacts are underway with the full-back's agent.
xPussy if you look like this and are a pro footballer for the Juventus?
Lorenzo Bernasdeschi
Lorenzo Berlusconianyways for the football manager players of the world is it any good anymore and do I still need to learn to play or did they finally sort things out and remove that from the game?
How do you guys calculate percentages
Lorenzo Bucciarati
>>154337720I give the Belgian boy in my swampgarden shed a sudoku puzzle and some ketamine. Then when he’s all tuckered out I check the numbers he wrote
H A P P E N I N G.
>>154337929>no beanz
>>154338020Bremer, Fagioli and Cambiaso are for August, this is just the july transfers
>Jonathan D4vd could become Continassa’s first death penalty case since 2006 if the Los Angeles District Attorney decides to pursue it
>>154336400dr gabba will an centuriom
>>154337244I’m not against it but I also feel like I’ve already seen his ceiling
>>154336323for 50M he is very good value in the current year, remember a certain someone spent 60M for poopmeiners someone else 40M for Jashari.
>>154337651the latest iteration is still pretty terriblegraphics have improved a bit but on the other hand the match engine feels as fake as before (pressing means fuck all and flank play is overpowered as fuck, with goalkeepers snatching 10/10 ratings with ease lmao), the UI is so infuriating to browse it long term that now it takes you one hundred clicks to see the info needed, there's always a bug around the corner ready to make you throw the screen out of the window, plus there's a general suspicion that they made the game easier still just to please casuals. it's baffling to notice how worse fm felt compared to pre-covid editions, despite the fanfare about the transition to unity.absolutely not worth the money they're charging/10
>>154338144Give Koopmeiners to Allegri and you have the best midfielder who's ever stepped into this league.Give Koopmeiners to Motta and you have a pdf file who thinks Trumps is cool
>>154337277the real one looks like Baldanzi had a growth spurt
>>154338153how long has it been since you departed planet retard?
>>154338196Ever since I got invited by your mom to join her
barbara bernasconi loves interracial sex
Bernaskony 2012
/tv/ idea: Project Hail Marotta
>>154338146Thanks a lot
