KO 20:00 UKBrighton: Verbruggen, Wieffer, van Hecke, Boscagli, Kadioglu, Baleba, Hinshelwood, Gross, Minteh, Rutter, Mitoma>Subs: Steele, Julio, Veltman, Dunk, De Cuyper, Ayari, O'Riley, Welbeck, KostoulasChelsea: Sanchez, Gusto, Fofana, Chalobah, Hato, Cucurella, Fernandez, Lavia, Caicedo, Neto, Delap>Subs: Sharman-Lowe, Adarabioyo, Sarr, Acheampong, Essugo, Santos, Garnacho, Guiu, Derry.
Fuck me that chelsea team looks utter shite
>>154315260How do you fix Chelsea?
>>154315341Todd masterclass
Palmer probably dropped because he hinted that if Chelsea don't get Champions League then he leaves
>>154315383I think he hasnt been involved at all since 2 years or so, isnt that Winstenley or whatever and Eghbali in charge?
>>154315521Eh, this is funnier
Fuck off Chris Sutton!
DELAP DELAP DELAP
>>154315557GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
KWABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
ROSENIOR OUT
Chelshit shitters...not like this
/chug/ when?
Chelsea 10th after weekend
Rosenior is clearly getting sacked after this, right? It’s not even about the players, they’re all decent except for the CBs and Delap.
You niggas suck lmao
the gay pride of london
>>154315586About 85 mins
Its unhinged how shit Chelsea is these days. How do you spend billions in a few years to end up with..this??
atrocious defending
when i was a kid playing pro evolution i used to pronounce rosenior as ro-señor
>lelsea
webm????
doubt chelsea can do a lot attack wise this game
>>154315615
World champions though amirite?
KWAR (kek what a rosenior)
Encouraging signs for chelsea.
corner kicks are basically a lottery, i don't hold the manager accountable for that
Chelsea looks flat as fuck
>>154315620Everything Trump touches, turns to shit
was he right?
>>154315629Explains the state your mom is in ROFL
can rosenior get chelsea relegated next year
>>154315590They're all shit>>154315449Honestly don't care, none of the players are good so it's not an issue if any threaten to leave
>>154315595ty m8 x
>>154315618not with garnacho on the bench
>>154315639loool
Why didn't Rosenior simply age these men more?
Anybody got the webm of Rosenior standing up and sitting down instantly after the first goal? He mastered the art of faking it till you make it
moving outside parents home for the first time at 28yo, suddenly feel so old that I wanna cry
>>154315642They’re not all shit. They’re shit for Chelsea, but would play well for most other clubs.
come on brighton!
why didn't they sign someone serious instead of giving a blueco manager a 6 year contract
>pedro slippo
>slippering
I'm going to say it ladsCHELSEA ARE FUCKING SHIT
yfw Blueco doesn't even sack him they just appoint him manager of the Slough branch.
>Import Brighton become worst than BrightonWhat is the endgame for Chelsea ?
rosenior had a great start but things went downhill as he started to work with the team more on the training pitch. he just needed less time
>>154315692buy some more brighton players, probably
>>154315695>he just needed less timeKek
>>154315692get liquidated
>>154315695A common theme this season is the team getting worse after half time, whatever he's saying and doing he needs to do less of it
>>154315695>less time
>>154315639DONE HIM
how did he not tuck that one away
KWAB
New lineup for the big six: Manchester United, Manchester City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Sunderland, and Brighton
>>154315670
i may be hated for saying this but at this moment in time if brighton want to go 2-0 up they're going to have to score another goal
Chelsea get turn around by Brighton embarrassing
Has any manager had a bigger stock up while unemployed in recent years than Maresca? Making this 2 billion pound squad look even semi-competent was a masterstroke after seeing how they play under Rosenior.
>>154315723I swear it was the opposite too before Rosenior joined. I remember Chelsea coming back from behind a few times at the start of the season
>>154315754Michael get off Gary’s fourchannel account what are you like x
why are london teams so shit?
>>154315754Disregard, I suck cocks
Maresca got too disrespected by Blueco. it's a miracle he won something with these bunch overrated
>>154315770Soulless, plastic clubs. Chelsea in particular are ran by for-profit midwits who don’t know what the fuck they’re doing
ummmm i can hear swear words on the broadcast
>>154315754kek
Gettin' this shit started nice and early>Me >GayPICK. BOTH.
>corner >ball ends up at your own gkthis is how you know a team is utter shite
>>154315778This
>>154315786all the other clubs just bleed money out their cocks do they
>>154315762I remember then scoring a last minute winner against Liverpool because was the game that broke Arne Slot and turned him into a coward
what does a front 3 of netto, delap dance and benzos hope to achieve?
Gross is so good
>>154315797i'm going to have to pick one two three four five of those options
>>154315754Well at the end of the day if they don't finish with the most goals, they're not going to win the game
>>154315783And all he wanted was an experienced CB lmao>>154315790O HECK NO
>>154315620After being out of Europe next season, it will be harder to attract players.That and the money problem they have now, it's not out of the world thinking that they could be in relegation problems.Can you imagine? A world champion in second division.
Cheeky buggers, I don't suck willies.Not that there's anything wrong with wrapping your lips around a hard, hot, delicious cock.
Brightonbull is coming for that 6th place
>>154315826Mmmm a hard, hot, delicious cock wrapped in a sensible pair of Arne Clothing pants, dripping in Huel, sponsored by Skybet.
>>154315783he won nothing of note. it's embarrassing that Chelsea were even in the Conference League and the Club World Cup was not taken seriously by the majority of "big" teams in it.
We literally can't stop sucking each other off!
Half these chelsea players look primed for headloss
did baleba regain his form enough to justify a hundred milly this summer?
>>154315845All teams fielded their best players though
>>154315845Madrid took it plenty seriously, their own fault for getting kwab'd
>>154315857>>154315859they walked around in the baking sun after having played a full season. it was not a serious competition, evidenced by the fact Chelsea are now "world champions"
HEEHEE
remember when brighton played from picrel?
>>154315876>bundesliga + ucl incomingEscaped.
Haven't scored in 4 games so plays 5 at the back with no support to the striker.
>plays like shit against Spurs>plays well against ChelseaThey sold that game so hard, fuck them.
>>154315886I think it’s more of a Chelsea issue
american and israeli managers > english cavemen
>>154315859Galacticos 2.0 is ruining halal, long may it continue
Chelsea have had ONE fucking shotROSENIOR FACKIN OOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
We must develop ref-AI for football. Drone swarm + AI => AR glasses for the ref. No more 4th VAR.Also, two robot refs on the field, 4 on the sides.
god i'm so fat
>>154315845At least he qualified for Champions League
>>154315939Same desu
>you are him at halftimeWhat do you tell the lads to help them improve their perfomance?
As a Liverchad, this league should be utterly ashamed of themselves for giving >us CL football
fofana was 75m
>>154315939You will regret not keeping your body fit later in life, my G
>>15431594996 get
>>154315948brightonbright onwe need to turn their bright (lights) offlet's go, lads
>>154315966Artetaesque
Rent boys getting utterly destroyed in Brighton tonight.
>>154315950Two of them and they're both shit, Fofana Defender - £75m and still at club, Fofana Striker £10m, but only 3 games and now on the neverending loan cycle
>>154315964>>154315972Get in with the times chuds. It's >>97 now
>>154315948>What do you tell the lads to help them improve their perfomance?Some variation of pic related unless you put in some effort(all these shitters were given 8 year contracts that will Chelsea never be able to shift if the players don't have ambition)
>>154315981What else is new
>>154315966>Genius, I am now inspiredNeto will be the one to say this I imagine and score a blooter shortly after half time
>>154315987Fofana probably has more speeding convictions than clean sheets for chels
me? VO2 max of 59. Superior for my age, I'm told. Top 1%, it would seem.
>>154315948>we need to equalise>so look at the opposition with equal eyes>then look at your teammates with equal eyes>and be a man
>>154315996actually it's >>98 i died there too but didnt tell anyone
>>154315996Apparently it is NOT
>>154315876Still dont understand why they let him go, Delap looks pretty shit upfront..even if his finishing was shit, he still had decent numbers every season, good linkup play and creating many goalscoring opportunities for Chelsea
>>154315996>>154315972>Amerifats trying to "banter" Peak cringe
Gentle reminder 60 million pound Romeo Lavia has never played a full 90 minutes for Chelsea
>>154315948>Score some fackin goals you overpaid useless cants
>>154315996Not being funny but what's the point in commemorating a number that keeps going up?
>>154316007Top 40% me, used to be bottom 50% so it's an improvement desu
Are the players boycotting Rosenior?
>>154316018>Still dont understand why they let him go, Delap looks pretty shit upfrontBecause Delap was Winstanleys little City youth player, Chelsea aren't a real club, just people scamming agent kickbacks and hiring their friends, Boehly scams the fans with his own ticket resale company, the SDs buy players to share profits with agents, they sacked the head of maybe the best youth academy of the last 20 years and hired their friend who doesn't have the required badges so they had to hire a stooge to hold the position on paper for him a few weeks later
>>154315876>Everyone makes fun of Jackson for missing chances>Delap doesn't even get shots in
>>154316007I have no idea how to measure that but I assume I'm in the bottom 10%
>>154316028Yeah because he joined Liverpool. Klopp announced it in a press conference and everything ya goof
If you watch football outside of the world cup and continental championships your a massive faggot. That goes for any other sport too. Anyone who watches sport religiously, week after week, is a poof
it's time
>>154316113We don't sign our posts here
garnacho could have a massive, massive impact on this game
>>154316113I'm gonna bite. Why watch world cup football then?It's obviously you don't like it, why spend your time doing something because others do it, you massive lamb.
Grim grim grim
>>154316133ynr his brace against the arse in the 1st leg of the cup semi final
Wouldn't be surprised if Lavia never plays a full 90 mins for Chelsea, he's shite
>>154316116OI OI OI OI OI OI OI
>>154316138Sackable offence
>commentators can't stop giggling over free kick
>>154315662Why even move if you are gonna live alone and pay bills alone?
>>154316133he's a good lad
>>154315662>suddenly feel so old that I wanna cryyou're younger right now than you will ever be again
Cucurella is a very lucky boy
how do you say "it's over" in West London?
>>154316007how old are you? height and weight? also are you a twink?I can only imagine an obsessed cyclist can achieve this.
KWABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
#RosenoirIn
era penal
Now that's bullshit, he controlled it with his arm, without the handball they don't score
KWAB WHAT A KWABERINO
"How did Hurzeler age these men so much?"Rosenior, probably
KWAR
>>154316235Kek what a rigger
Gaybros we STAY WINNING
the weak should fear the strong
>>154316216أبجد هوز حطي كلمن سعفص قرشت ثخذ ضظغ، منصت فجيع خوارزمي متمكن
>most dangerous lead
>>154316249my boyfriend knows where I am
they have given those b4
Bumboys vs rentboys
Does chelsea not know they have to score in football?
>>154316268Their cranial capacity cannot handle this information
WE WANT THREE
>>154316268Only possible against lower league shitters
Garnacho just needs a bootcamp with jlingz
>>154316216Bce кoнчeнo
Pack it up
>>154316268every team needs like 1 or 2 uncs on the field to make the broccoli's fall in line
What are Brighton chicks like?
THE AGE OF ROSENIOR
You niggas really suck lmao
that was unironically some blue lock shit from mitoma lel
>>154316303I got a private lapdance in Brighton, pulled my dick out and the stripper actually tossed me off for a bit. True story.
virtuoso coaching seminar by roseenwar on display
>>154316341More of a crispenwaah guy myself
Have you britsh paid your respects to Lizzie today on her centenary?
>>154316337was he gentle?
>>154316350this chelsea team is crippled so it makes sense
Days since Chelsea last scored a premier league goal:123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930313233343536373839404142434445464748 - this many (4th March)
>>154316369Rowseenyor often makes that pouty crossface too
>>154316363odds-crank one out to lizevens-dontdubs-do it to charles
>chelshit
>>154316028the white reece james
>>154316303their Kooks
Ya know it wouldnt be the worst decision to tell Maresca he is right, apologise and ask him to come back
>>154316416>clearlake>admitting they were wrongkekaldinho
playing the offside trap against garnacho is a cheat code. you know that dude dont understand what offside means
>>154316416That would be like admitting that their zoomer only policy is flawed
whys this thread so slow now did all the chelsea fans leave?
>>154316436I've been here seething away all match
> they're leaving earlyOH NO NO NO
>Coventry winning 5-1BRING FRANK HOME
>>154316303Lesbian vegan communists
apparently chelsea are getting xavi in summer
>>154316458he was shit twice though 3rd times the charm?
God these are some grim stats
Extremely funny watching Chelsea capitulate
>>154316460Simons?
chelsea could be in 11th by the end of the weekendits fucking joao pedrover
>>154316458ENTER
hello darkness my old friend
chelsea need to sign Raheem Sterling, Jadon Sancho, and Marcus Rashford
i think this is one of the most shockingly inept and listless performances ive ever seen from a team that's pretty good on paper
>>154316511sterlings already off to man u sadly
>>154316511>rashyActual possibility since Barca is not signing him
>>154316518is it even good on paper? theres like 3 good players in that 11
Quick reminder of how utterly fucked chelsea are especially without CL They couldn't pay off the interest on their debt this year as itd cause a full fail of financial sustainability So they capitalised their debt, which will now increase the debt repayable and thus compound the interest
what training drills does rose senior do?
>>154316548keepy uppies, soccer tennis, handball. its all vibes
>>154316548Aging men
Your Conference League and Club World Champions
DAT GUY DAT GUY DAT GUY
>>154316546incase a chelsea fan wants to read the articlehttps://archive.ph/NKaVz
Wow, Chelsea are pathetic scum. Truly sickening stuff
yes danny
It's Roseniover
welbz
THAT. PERSON.
>>154316548hes a fulham sleeper cell
HE HATES CHELSEAWOAH BUDDY
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>154316303extremely liberal
>>154316546What's that in football terms
I feel a bit bad for Rosenior, this squad is so mismatched and he was doing well at Strasbourg. But since both Chelsea and Strasbourg are owned by BlueCo he probably couldnt say no to his employer. Dont think even Zidane or Heynckes gets anything out of this squad
Wtf is happening here. >Wellbeck'd
clearlake capital are worse than the glazers
More glad for my FPL Van Hecke clean sheet and Welbeck goal than I'm mad about Chelsea losing
>>154316628Maresca was doing alright
>Leicester relegated to LEAGUE 1>10 years ago they won the premier league>5 years ago they won the FA cupabsolutely grim
holy fucking kek those chelsea fans
it was a mild spring tuesday night in 2026 on the coast of brighton.... a young boy was about to age into a man
>>154316648I know. But his squad is still a bit different compared to this one, who is supposed to score goals?
And that was the last time Rosenior was Chelsea manager (hopefully)
>>154316655Officially?
>>154316648he was outperforming the quality of the squad then they fired him thinking he was under performing. fucking retarded
I cannae fucken believe it
Get Rosenior out of there. He's a fucking meme.
5 LOSSES IN A ROW
>6-year contract
>>154316676
>>154316667grim
do Chelsea go in for Fat Frank now?
>>154316655>In league one>More recent success than AssnaReally makes you think
>>154316655spurs this is your futurewithout the league title...or the fa cup..
football is so boring now. why do you care that Chelsea got battered in 2026? sad!
Sky Sports' Gary Neville:"It's the first time Chelsea have gone five league games without a goal for the first time since 1912."That year, the Titanic sunk. This time, Liam Rosenior is sinking without a trace."They have a FA Cup semi-final this weekend. Leeds are probably the favourites."
>>154316698>Below OxfordFucking hell, grim times, Oxford in my mind are a firmly L1/L2 team
>longest time without goals since NINETEEN FUCKING TWELVE
FREED FROM DESIRE
>>154316715Because funny
>>154316635The Glazers are excellent owners, Man United customers are just entitled babies
>>154316627Gotta sell the training ground to themselves for 400m
>>154316704they won the PL, which Spurs will never ever do
>>154316726trvth nvke
>>154316726
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HEY BABY OOH AAH
>>154316715it's just a bunch of pathetic incels, m8. pay no attention to it
>>154316700With what we've seeing seeing, Coventry has more chances to finish over Chelsea than the other way around.Going to Chelsea would be a step back in his career.
The most damning part of our squad is how we have so many players with dreadful technique and terrible first touch for a team that expects to play in possession.Goalies: Dreadful all around. Good fucking lord.Defenders: Whole crop bar Reece, Colwill, sometimes Cucurella, and potentially also Hato can't be trusted to control a pass, and can't play one-touch football at all. Gusto especially regularly makes your eyes bleed.Midfielders: Probably only part of the pitch where we are not awful technically. Caicedo, Palmer, Lavia (every 9 months), Santos (probably) are all capable of playing smooth football. Enzo has decent touch as well - but should be much stronger technically given where on the pitch he usually plays.Wingers: If I speak... Other than Estevao our recruitment here is so unbelievably bad I'm fairly certain you could pick 3 random wingers from any other European league and they would have better technique than Garnacho and Neto. Fucking hell.Attackers. JP has sublime touch tbf to him. Probably his strongest aspect. Delap and Guiu on the other hand... Indescribably bad.All in all, even with our strongest possible line-up we are playing 3-4 players who are so terrible technically they can't actively participate in our build-up. 2 or 3 injuries to our starters, and we're reduced to a squad rivalling Leeds and Forest.Sporting directors out. Eghbali out. Blueco out.
>>154316698>charlton>blackburnI remember playing FIFA and seeing both these teams in the premier league.
>>154316700Frank would be stupid to do thatHe's clearly got that Coventry team playing well and the Chelsea job is poison
>>154316772This movie sucked
>>154316740>>154316772The commercial deals brought in during their reign are far more valuable than the money they've taken out. The give the manager plenty of money to spend and don't interfere with the footballing side of things. Their only real crime is being too trusting of the football snakes taking advantage of their hands off approach.
fabregas just lost again against inter after giving up a 2 goal lead.. chelshit deserve him
>>154316810They never put money into the club, they purely leech from it.
>>154316866They have overseen an increase in commercial income far larger than money they've taken out. The only reason Man U could afford to spend big during the years the footballing side failed is because of the Glazers financial hebrew sorcery.
God Six chads...What is happening?
>>154316303I live in Brighton, they're slags
>>154316303She was hotter before she lost weightI admire her passion for the game
