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Let's give Cubs girls a chance!
Ugly roastie cunt
>>154315408I hope that's not a Dodgers hat
dodgers
>>154315408ugly :(
My Os
M's!
>>154315448mets?
what's lindor's deal? why can't just be happy?
>>154315456It's whiteys fault
>>154315448Don't know about that tee bee haytch!
>>154315475if you put both Naylors together, you'd get maybe a decent player
>>154315475>naylori hardly know her
>>154315423she's a confirmed dodgerstacy and craves BDC
>Guardians youtube channel is currently spamming old highlightsTHEY'RE SELLING THE TEAM
Poodres get a One Piece night.
>>154315504ok, she's dead to me
>>154315475Trust the plan
>>154315504IS THAT MADONNA?2000s madonna songs > early songs
>>154315499No they have broken my heart too many times. Can't ever trust a cubs girl again
fuck canada
>>154315541Give em another chance!
>>154315543rather rude
>>154315541What about a cubger stacy?
>>154315583midbogman
Imagine how hard this would have gone ... sigh ... what could have been
>>154315506No duh. David Blitzer has been a minority owner since 2022 and has the option to buy Dolan out in 2027.
>>154315512don't care, give me hololive night
new julio kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta5vTjLr1lg
Is Ohtani in a slump?? Has he lot his aura??
>>154315708Yes unironically it's over for him and his club
Dafaq??
>>154315717the hollywood ohtanis never back down
>>154315708Dodgers have sealed their downfall after Dalton Rushing seriously accused the Rockies of cheating
my team will expose blowtani
>>154315738>Dalton Rushing seriously accused the Rockies of cheatingUhhh source
>>154315708The era of Ohtani is over Now is the era of the hero Yamamoto
>>154315408gross
>>154315777he thought it was "fishy" that the rockies were getting too many hits and were swinging at the first pitch too often. Everyone has been making fun of him for this and in the following game that they also won, the rockies started doing fishing reels as their on base celebration
>>154315777>I think they had a good game plan as an opposing team, and maybe I pitched into their game plan. As far as calling pitches, I'm not 100-percent sure. I just, I think it's odd some of those hitters that do what they do, they go up there and they were only on the first pitch that was thrown. So it's a little fishy.https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/2045910656239403419
>>154315408
>>154315816>>154315817yup, and then he torched them. it's called "backing up your shit talk"
>>154315816>>154315817Kwab
>>154315847Shittalking is what you do to another team in-game, not with lame insinuations to the media after a loss
>>154315782Murakami took over. Boomer ass blowtani is washed
The Reds are winning the WS
>>154315932Fringe wild card team knocked out in the first round if the 'offs truth hurts
>>154315847after the doggies got gaped twice lol
I NEED IT!!!
>>154315952I trust the pepe with the sign
>>154315846>Cat = cubs girls >Hot dog = cock>Post = ywnbaw postere
>>154315993you shouldnt
>poodreskek
>>154316044I don't trust this pepe with the sign
>richest owner in baseball>still ran incompetentlyare the Mets just cursed or something?
>>154316082you should
>>154315569Fuck Canada
It's the Rays' year
>>154316109It might be but they're getting swept by the resd this week
>>154316102I don't trust this pepe either...
>>154315696Most Hololive fans can't even locate San Diego on a map.
>>154316115>predict Sal Stewart's stat line tonight2-3, 2B, BB, 2 R, 2 RBI, SB
>>154316184San Diego is more of Phase Connect kinda city; brown, retarded, and a little mentally ill.
>>1543161861-4, HR, 2 RBI, 1 R
>>154315408Good afternoon awoofternoon frens!
This is probably the dumbest idea, but with pitchers being so limited by pitch count these days, could you have a guy on your roster whose job it is to just foul off as many pitches as possible, to get pitchers to waste their arms?
>>154316244Good afternoodle
why are you two talking like retards
I like it when my team wins and I get upset when they lose
Natural splits sunburn jets pride marks smart betsStrikers luck pitch backs heap tips pit slacksDressed pints demon shrinks bread drunk dead drinksStretch clubs models box draw skin black shocks, and
>>154316310It's the same poster talking to himself
Cubs on the uppen up
>>154316090yes
Cubs on tippy top
>>154316343No matter how bad lol Mets are they will never be Boston with Babe or Cubbies with literal century curses
Cubbie-san.... Thank you./
Flyin the W here boss
>>154316388What we have here is a failure to cubbunicate
>California just passed the mileage taxOh no! How can Poodrepacos and Doyerpacos now get to the ballgame?
>>154316431Ride the bus that stops in front of my apartment to Union Station, then catch the Doyer Express like I do for every game I go to see because I like to get piss drunk at games and scream profanities while throw garbage at the visiting team's bullpen
>>154316431I just passed a hot turd bitch
Are the Rockies elite this year or what?
>>154316451My mistake
>>154316453not even close, but they are better
>>154316453Eh? NL W looking kinda meme right meow but it is still early unfortunately already exhausted from the medias slobbering on ohtani
>>154316453they're a solid 3/10 team.
>>154316453Idk there's something fishy about them. Like how did they beat the dodgers? It doesn't make sense to me
>>154316453rocktober is still on, they just got an unlucky draw as they were getting hot. just stay patient, the day of reckoning will come
>>154315408ive watched this clip more than i have watched baseball this year
>>154316453When they cheat, yes
dodgers are going to bootyblast the gay giants tonight
TO THE CUBS - THANK YOU!!!
>>154315408>ignores her call and throws the heater
>>154316584That's exactly what a gay team wants. You're playing right into the Giants hands
>>154316607Giants doesn't sound very gay considering Amazon women and snu snu is commonplace now Astros is asking for it has butt in the name
You should buy gifts for Cubs girls if you see one
The Mets turn shit around today, until Soto is back next game, then they'll be back at it.
>>154316678yeah... I bought "flowers" as a tip
>>154316806>Simian Woods Richardson vs Marcus Simianthis game is gonna get real bananas, i tell you what
>>154316819he's pretty hot ngl
>>154316830Wasn't there an actual chimp war recently? They were just waiting for Jane Goodall to pass on.
>>154316830and there it is
>>154316830even the sux and blow gays humiliated him, this is quite literally the mets last chance, if they lose this one its truly over
>>154316890The twins are deploying AAA prospects this series. If the Mets lose here, they got not hope
>>154316367as non-title streaks go 40 years ain't shit in new york
David Ortiz did steroids.
major sneed baseball
If I give the Cubs a chance, what do I get in return?
rub my nipples
>>154317044some gay singing
The amount of faggotry in these threads is too much. I am never posting here again and fuck baseball. You all are fucking losers and your sport is gay. Grow up and be a real man
>>154317064I'm a girl tho
>>154317065No you're not. You're a faggot
>>154317064Look, it only happens during Braves hours... and Cubs hours... and generally east coast hours... and central hours... you know what sometimes during west coast hours too but who's really paying attention
>>154317071source?
>>154317064please fuck my ass
>>154317064Bro, Mets have lost 11 straight. Let them post their gay stuff
>>154316935I was listening to a Pittsburgh fan on YouTube tree and he was talking about the chaos that Buffalo Sabres and Minnesota wild would bring to hockey what would those bee in MLB
>>154317045r u a gril
>>154315847Retardiedoos kek
>>154317092If the Mariners or Padres won, that would be that equivalent.
>>154316819Oh yea I fucked her
>>154317064Erm source?
Investing my chances in the cubs tn tbqh
why even continue the season when the cubs probably have this
>all we had to do to lock in Eternal Japanese Love for America (thus cucking seething LATAMs on twitter and 4chan) was let the doyers spend a few billion to win a world series or twoyou guys have no idea how hard latinx are seething about the fact japs love us lolbased doyerpacos always end up doing the bidding of american nationalists one way or another
>Precious medals
>>154317064I’m sorry
>>154317064I didn’t know…
>yeah dood, japan loves our dodgers. it's all japanese people going to our anime nights and stuff!
so ready for the baseball game, chat
>>154317179I think it has a lot more to do with all the jeets in Japan right now, and how Japanese people just see small, brown, stinky people speaking gibberish and can't really tell them apart from mexicans.
zutt zutt in the butt butt
Twinkaner sucking doyer cock now lmao KEK
>>154317179America Japan alliance forever
zuttkaner got bullied by chicanos in high school and now he's throating beaner cock criedddd
>>154317145I don't think it's possible for mariners desu they had Ichiro, KG SR, Jr AND unit still couldn't. Was honestly their best shot but nobody was stopping that Yankees train
>>1543170641v1 rust faggot
>replying to chikaner
>>154317210Remember when the doyers buckbroke him so hard he started watching BBC hentai?
>>154317064I'll tone it down as soon as someone fucks my ass
>daughterCan’t win em all Freddie
>>154317064A little mercy at a time like this… please!
>>154317203kek it do be like that
>>154317236So many paternity leaves lately makes me happy <(^•^<)
omg the office guy
>>154315408shes so hot
>>154317221you're as brown as him nigga
>>154317064What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>154317221Though Racism and Cartoons, Unity
>>154317064Please fuck my ass
We’re all in here waiting for the Yankees/Mets games to start let’s be honest.
>he got bullied by chicanos and now he's getting beaned by doyer cockcried
>chikaner finally admitting he’s a dodgers fanKnew it
>>154315408She needs to grind that vag on my face it just has to happen
Thank you for doing our bidding pacos.You'll receive 1.5 White People Points for carrying out this task. 0.5 points for acting as foreplay for the American Triumph at the Winter Olympics over Enemy Cancucks.Spend them wisely.
omg can we talk about baseball please
>>154317276Id much rather talk about burgers desu
They'll never get their revenge lolol
>>154317280have you ever been to 99 restaurant and gotten their vermont cheddar burger i made one at home last week it was pretty good
My diaper is full of shit and cum because I've been shitting out so much shit and cum into it
>>154317284>ñHAHAHAHAHA
>>154317280applebeeschads been awful quiet lately (they died of heart disease)
>>154317280Is it just me or has the quality of Whataburger gone to shit? I haven't had one in years, but I am back home visiting family right now and decided to get a patty melt and it was terrible.
>>154317280Got my eyes on the Whataburger Bacon Steakhouse Double for dinner tonight
>>154317280For me?
>>154317310I don't think a Chihuahua can eat that much meat
your making me hungry
>>154317323You'd be surprised bro.>>154317310I don wanna defrost no burger meat so I will probably just make a spicy italian sandwich since I got ingrediants already in the fridge.
>>154317310Theres no way thats a real burger
>>154317364You best start believing in the Bacon Steakhouse Double
>>154317372you have my attention
>>154317380The banana pudding shake is back too, and it is much better than it sounds.
>>154317372Better or worse than 5 guys burgers? Or royal farms/ Wawa?
>>154317390go on
>>154317372holy smokes
>>154317391I think the only thing that can beat Whata is Culvers
>>154317392Vanilla milkshake as the base with banana pudding mixed in. It's smooth, sweet, and creamy. Kinda reminds me of the banana pudding my gramgram used to make with those nilla cookies mixed up in it.
>>154317392
>>154317236Yeesh that Mar-A-Lago face
I'm a Cubs girl and I'm eating hot dogs!
we dont have whataburger where i live can you be more inclusive please
>>154317391My personal power rankingOne specific local burger shop>5 Guys>In-N-Out>Whataburger>Steak Shack>Power Gap>Everything else
why do they call it whataburger if they clearly know what a burger is?
>>154317438Daily Double at McDonald’s or something
nesn is already fucking up holy SHIT
>>154317444it's "what a burger" as in, wow, what a burger!
>>154317444It's more like "Wow, what a burger!"
The Reds game is about to start guys. Everyone ready?
>>154317441Shake shack and Whataburger both better than Shit n out
>>154317441Shake shack mogs in and out ngl
Afternoon boys. In a steamy mood again because the Mets are gonna lose again. I like to torture my sleep routine and seeing my Metsies lose
/ourguy/ ryback knows burgershttps://youtu.be/1PIxRI_oeX0
>>154317460Nah*cums all over my own face*Now I am kek
I've never eaten a Big Mac
We’re all watching the Yankees game let’s be honest.
>>154317481I haven't had McDonalds in like 4 years
>>154317441>>154317414Sadly I've been in Maryland so long my last state I lived in was Colorado 25 years ago most of my knowledge of food places are old '-'; aside from that it's been Japan and Germany a few times what's culver's and power gap?
>he isn’t watching Yankers @ SawxAre you even a real baseball fan?
>>154317481I’ve never had a filet of fish
>>154317487Hey Maryawoo did you get the banny on Saturday during the Petey sportsocaust?
>>154317499You are not missing anything.
>>154317499Raynkees backfired. The Rays had access to technology for a season and are looking legitimate now.
>>154317499You're missing out
Your, yes, YOUR, New York Metropolitans WILL win tonight.
>>154317499Seafood sucks anyways
If I see food, I eat it haha
Here it is. The key to the Yankees 2026 season. Can they beat their division rivals? This is our World Series, this is our goal.
>>154317523I hope so misaki... U_U
Elly bomb!
You're on notice
>>154317506Give us back our torpedo bats, you faggots.
Who are we rooting for tonight? The Red Sox or the Yankees.
>>154317567Gotta be the Cubs!
>>154317567Doyers
>blowcoonya
>>154317567It's not possible to root for the yankees.
Elly hit a big homer btw.
>>154317567savannah bananas
why are the al-Zuttis malding
>>154317567The Banana Sox
Want to do sexo with the redhead in the delta commercials
>mariners win>I’m happy my team won>mariners lose>I’m happy knowing seattletrannies are upsetAnyone else know this feel
>>154317608Me too
this would be a dream come true
what the FUCK was that cheez it commercial
can't wait to continue laughing at the mest
>>154317500Nu, thankfully just fell asleep :D turned on comfy horse racing it sounded like most baseball was over that day
kek MESTizos
>>154317617honestly must see tv at the moment
>>154317567iranian sleeper cells
>>154317613no… NO!!!
It’s in all of our best interest to give the cubbiebears a chance
I will NEVER give the Cubs a chance
Gil sucks
>Simian leading off
>>154317656Many are saying this Mr. Frog
>>154317608For me the cute t*mboy in consumer cellular phone :@
>>154317658You suck
It's alright, 16 pitches, we SHOULD be able to sweep the Red Sox. They need to win today to take a game 1 advantage
>>154317656give us a chance
>>154317656ICK! Let's teach him a lesson, girls!
>>154317673Extremely common Cubbie W
>>154317673What part of NEVER do you not understand?
a STANTONIAN blast
LET'S GO METS
>>154317679*passive aggressively tiktok dances*
>Castellanos dead and buried behind Ty France on the Padres bench
Go cubs Tick tock philthies, we all float down here >:)
STANTONIAN
Key Bryan Hayes just hit a dinger
barves
Back to back!
I hope Stanton finishes his career in NY.
poor volpe...
a JIZZIAN basehit
>giving up a hit to jazzYeah, this game is over
>>154317694I know the Japanese are strict on that how's rest of Asia? - barring of course Indonesia and Malaysia
a JAZZED line drive
The Reds are learning how to hit
It would be extremely funny if Tatis got through Coors and Mexico City with 0 home runs
there is a chance the mets will win a game today or tomorrow.
just throw a strike blowpez
>KABBALero rolling over balls suddenlyDid he sell his at bats to the masonic theatre already?
>>154317746But I wanted them to slurp their way to a WS...
Check caballeros fan duel account
>>154317748He'll hit like 8 home runs vs the cubs when they come back to Petco, don't worry
>>154317728Why is he Asian?
Belli in CF
Move the Brewers to Green Bay and build their ballpark next to Lambeau Field.
Who’s playing off the wall today? Grish?
>soto back tomorrow
>>154317481big macs are overrated as hell>what if there was another piece of breadyeah no you can catch me chowing down on a mcdouble and fries
>>154317801>jazz arriving this winterMets are all set for the 20 year rebuild
Struck him out!!
>>154317811kek
>>154317765more cereal frogs
the gameplan here is to score a normal amount of runs like 4 or 5 so there's a healthy lead in place before the bullpen takes over
>randal grichuk
>>154317801>soto back tomorrow
Does Grichuk even like playing for the Yankees?
Grisneed
>>154317784cause his mom is a flip
Grichuk’s suk & fuk
>>154317838Apologize
What would happen if a team never got out and kept hitting forever? Would they call the game when the score was 1000-0?
>>154317842How come you don't talk about other players' mothers? What did big Ant do to you?
Why are you watching irrelevant baseball matches when NBA and NHL Playoffs are on?
>RISP SOX
I have to think the Mets win tonight. Day off, home, ace pitching. A loss would push the team from "bad, but incredibly slim chance of recovery" to pure implosion hilarity
>>154317860I like baseball
>>154317860I'm watching Rockets/Lakers if KD plays Bron, otherwise Magic/Pistons starts tomorrow.>NHLkek
High test men win when the assless bugposter loses
>>154317831lol
>>154317864Nothing is guaranteed
>>154317845Miss my n-word Grish like you wouldn't believe
>Marcus Semien trying to hit the ball
>>154317860I refuse to watch flopping ball, bring back 90s NBA D: I'll watch capitals though later after snooze
>>154317873The season is too long, and I say that as a Mets lifter.
>Woods, Richard’s son
>beanman DFA'd yaaaay
>>154317884Brew Crew? Padres?
>>154317864what does your heart want?
>>154317879Of course not, but they have some advantage tonight
>>154317895FAGGets kek
A JUDGIAN GROUND OUT
>>154317860NBA is so unathletic. gangly ass mfs tripping over their own feetNHL, well... I cant see the puck on tv
>>154317914The Mets don’t have a good team.
BRYAN, I BETTER NOT SEE YOU AT THE GAME TONIGHT!
>>154317925Spoken like a true idiot.
>>154317925Spoken like a real genius
Lobster roll > pastrami on rye, I say that as a Yankee lifer.
>>154317949anyone over 6'5" is inherently uncoordinated many cases!
>>154317963no.
>>154317963yes.
RIP Stone Brewery
>>154317967source?
Fred Lynn was the fucking man.
STRUCK HIM OUT!!
>knicks about to lose to gaylanta>yankees suckIs this life as a New York sports fan?
fire blowpez into the sun
>>154317981life.
Why are they muting the sound I wanna hear the Fenway sound effects
Yoshida might get a 2 run HR
POPPED EM UP
ITFCB
It's O time
>LOB-a-ton RISP Sox
>>154318027Faster
>>154318037
>>154318030Let’s dial it back on the tryharding
>>154318043FASTER
holy fuck fuck off with the umpire cam
>>154318030Let's keep the memes going, kick into an extra gear.
>>154318048>>154318052
About to check the scores, be a shame if your team was losing…
>>154318030Let's maintain exactly this level of discourse
yowza!
a RICIAN hbp
>sux playing dirty JUST FUCKING PITCH TO RICE
>>154318059My team isn't losing yet, they lose in 2 hours.
>barves
>>154318059my team is up by 1
>>154318059Let me know when you see our Reds
Alright I'm starting to think that the Mets may not have a chance.
>>154318090>rasy
David Stearns should be raped for what he did to the 2024 team
My team is also up by 1
>>154317860NBA sucks and I'll watch some playoffs later
oh barfiedoos
>>154318102>bombston
>>154318074it's over dumbnigger blowpez couldn't throw a strike
>>154317860i dont like sports where you run a lot. too exhausting to watch.
>>154318096lol mest
So it happened again>the count is now 17 on IL
>>154318111absolutely kek'd
Struck him out!!!
>My Braves
Gil is elite today.
>>154318135good, keep 'em coming
acuna sucks send him for a stint at the Rome Emperors
I want to meet the FAGGets! I want to greet the FAGGets!
>>154318156>groundout>groundout>popupELITE
>ads while batter walks on home baseI hate this gay world lmao.
STRUCK HIM OUT!!!!
why did the cubs announcer not know the 3B name?
>>154318156He plays well against the Red Sox, and they are historically terrible at hitting this year. Thanks Bregman.
Should I be taking rinvoq or skyrizi for my moderate to severe crohns disease?
FAGGY V!
MARK FAGIENTOS!
>>154318202one of those is for moderate to severe plaque psoriasis
In the same way that blown out teams bring in position players to pitch, perhaps they can change the rules to allow relievers to pinch hit for when Benge is at the plate.
>>154318227Are you doctor thunderspie?
I take every big pharma product I see in a commercial
>>154318244this anon will be watching baseball in the year 3000
a BENGEAN stolen bag
>>154318241no but I did stay at a holiday inn express
>>154318269>in the year 3000
>carson stench
Today's the day the Mets win!
a LINDORIAN walk
>>154318297They gotta… they just gotta!
i take tadalafil for my erectile dysfunction
woods richardson may actually be the worst starter in the league right now
LINDORRRRRRRRRR SMASH!!!!
a LINDORIAN break it open base hit
LINDOOOORRA SWING AND A DRIIIIVENO DOUBTERRRRR
>tlosesthese idiots are going to ruin the fun
frankie baybaaaaaay
Hey where are all the Mets fans. Do they know They're winning?
>>154318333>They'rebigot
Red Sox gonna break it open here, Gil has no control.
>tloses
minnesomalia gifting the mest a win now that the national media has picked up on the lgbtq for palestine curse
>>154318348Apologize
Steer homer!
LGTSS>twinks
>>154318333sybau
If the Mets break through today it’s over. They’re going all the way.
>>154318387Ass too big, hips too wide, skin not yellow enough.Dropped.
>>154318394careful now didspie
couldn't the twinks have started this guy at the end of the series so we could get the steak to 14
>>154318394
it's up!
Are the Reds the only good team?
chase burns is nasty bros
>>154318445poorats
Chanting Yankees suck is like selling the team to Guggenheim for Red Sox fans.
>>154318452>name is chase >is a pitcher
>diaz out til the all star break what happened?
>>154318445my trash pandas would booty blast them
>name is outman>doesn't pitch
>2 lead off walksredsuxydoo ‘em!
>>154318474elbow surgery
>>154318474Mets curse
>>154318497It was the trumpet girl…>>154318490At least it’s not TJ
Anthony Recker ain't a real dude!
>primate chimp apestrong
Bert Barty
>>154318442it's over for will smith...
>>154318474Doyer load management at it's finest. They'd rather ice their closer for half the season than risk him being neutered for the playoffs.
a STANTONIAN 2 rbi single
BASED FAGGOT MIKE
STANTON!
>>154318526That’s Robert Soreass though…
whats that goy yelling in the stands
>>154318538>gaylanta kek!
>>154318543>I took an oath…
it's over for my braves it was a good run
I guess it’s getting late for Early yuckyuckyuck
a BELLINGERIAN walk
a BELLINGERIAN 1 out walk kek
my phillies kinda suck
tloses tlost that challenge
Fuck this cold weather, holy shit. On a warmer night that's a no doubter.
From @Theo_DeRosa: Drake Baldwin's 438-foot home run in the third inning came on a pitch just 0.99 feet off the ground, the longest home run on a pitch that low or lower under pitch tracking (since 2008, regular season and postseason). Previous long: 433 feet by Charlie Blackmon on a pitch 0.84 feet off the ground on 6/22/17 (Coors)
>>154318575welcome to hell
a GRICHUKIAN redsuxydoo fielding
>>154318609Meant for >>154318574
>red sux fielding
>rasy
>>154315408Redsbros… are we back?
>>154315408Mets colors :)
a JIZZIAN bunt single
>>154318628We're back!
a JIZZED bunt
Mets bros. Are we actually winning rn or is the scoreboard wrong? Its odd to see a 3-0 in favor of mets
>Red Sux
Nobody say it
9-0 Reds!
a CABALLERONIAN disengagement
Red sux
a CABALLERONIAN 8 second engagement
I am moving to LA as a not-Dodger fan and I’m worried I’ll get beaten and my watch stolen for repping an east coast team. That’s it.
>Simian pitching to Simian
Do you think the other Cubs are ever like “what up my ‘Naga?” to Shota
I'm moving to Chicago and I'm worried the Cubs girls will kiss me
>>154318674I bet you were giggling like a little girl while writing this post
>>154318689No not particularly
>>154318689I do this
>>154318636>a JIZZIAN bunt single50-50 season status?
wew harper just saved a few runs
The Reds now have a positive run differential
Nice of the Red Sux to speed up the game by going 1-2-3 every inning so I can go to bed early
>>154318703The Mets will still give him a 9-figure deal
>>154318719I’m not gonna say hang the banner but I did think it
its too bad stearns will let mclean walk in free agency in 2031 no matter what just because the fans like him and for the memes>bbbut hes too expensive and he’s expected to pitch 2.32 and not 2.31 next year and he’ll eventually have to be on the injured list at some point for injury purposes
Mendoza going to take McLean out after 6 innings because muh stats and analytics.
Gil is having a Crochet type of game.
>>154318628we've never been more back than we are right now
>Gil has only thrown 68 pitches I'm thinking the Red Sux will have a historically bad season this year
>>154318736Mendoza is trying to save his trade value by preventing injury so that they can trade him to the Dodgers
I wish Winky were alive to see this.
>twins got a hit it’s Nolver
a JUDGIAN single
Who killed Winkernatty?
my team is gonna lose and the mest will win how to cope with this reality
>>154318763RIP, gone too soon
>>154318790>>154318763isn't he at the game? he implied he was posting from the trop.
a BUX BREAKIAN homerun!!!
U_U
oh dear
>>154318736and that's why you're not a manager
>snakes
>>154318810He fell over the railing :(
>it was 3-0LOL MEST HERE WE GO
jesus christ mets lol, how
>>154318835we don't play for an hour
>>154318810>>154318839The Raynkees fish called him away...
>>154318860>>154318860
>>154318854I can't take slipping lower in the NL West rankings. At least Gigantes and Doyers have to play each other tonight