Rams casa edition2 days until the draft o algo
>>154315645Word on the street is the raiders are hosting ryback one more time before the draft
Who's drafting /bigguy/ Beck?
A lot of tackles will go in the first round
our JJ vikies
>>154315737Ryback
>>154315747I hope none of them go to my Burrs. Unless they're defensive tackles.
What were they thinking.
>>154315737>glennon lite
>>154315737My eyes went straight to the 10"I was disappointed when I saw it was his hands :(
>>154315767All the DTs in this draft suck
browns bros, how we feeling?
>>154315969This is insane. Why would anyone make this?
>>154315898I just found the unedited version
>>154315969>peanut will likely be QB1when peanut tore his Achilles, i legit thought he'd never start a game in the league ever again, but the browns QB room is so bad he might be the starter
>>154315985it's thought provoking
>Graps me dat oil, cuh. Its QB1 time!
>jeopardy for sports chadsGET HYPED
>>154316027Yeah sure, it provokes thoughts about how retarded NFL fans and media are.
>>154316045HAPPY
>>154316027PRINCE WILLIAM AINT DO IT RIGHT IF YOU AX ME
>>154316049Buy an ad
>>154315922Yea that seems to be the consensus. But MacDonald at 25 still feels like a good pick to me, they were hot garbage against the run last year. And even a mediocre DT would help the pass rush.
>>154315969the QBs aren't the problem, it's the shitass wideouts that are the problem
*Heavy breathing*>Ayyyy...>Ayo!*Sweating profusely*>I sez graps dat good good bih>Dat oil... you know da one im talmbout>Tryna support black business
>>154316118>Uhhh yessuh massuh Watson>anythang you need cuhh>you wanna nutha 100 milly guaranteed while i'z at it??
>>154316135kek what subhuman!
>>154316072I wouldn't waste a 1st rounder like that. They could get an actually good safety or receiver with that pick.
OUUTA MY WAY VIET FUCKING SHITS!
>>154316158I suppose it depends on who's left. I've only seen MacDonald mocked to them when the top 3-5 safeties have already been taken.A receiver would be funny as fuck though, just keep stacking them.
>>154316118this text is interchangable with schaub pics
>>154315922this but every position what a nothingburger draft this yeara bit stinky if we're being honest
>JAAXSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON>J-JAXSON WHERE ARE YOU?>HELP ME JAXSON, THEY ARE TAKING ME AWA-
>>154316266or Roberto Krafty
>>154316276Didn't everyone say this about last year too?
which one of you guys is this?
>>154316287last year was lackluster but this year is fucking grim
>>154316276There are a bunch of great O-linemen. A lot of depth at a few positions. A ton of solid WR2s (though zero WR1s). A couple elite players at less important positions, but just not many shiny stars at the top.
>you will never eat sushi in japan with ann michael maye just die in my sleep already
>>154316284>Were are they taking me? >J-Jaxson?>JAXSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
When people say a draft is good or bad, they exclusively mean QBs. If a class had 0 good QBs and 5 future hall of famers at any other position, people would say it's a weak draft. But if a draft has 2 star QBs and nothing else, people will say it's good
>>154316330>his retarded GM extended danny, got rid of saquon, and couldn't draft for shitdaboll did nothing wrong
>>154316339*QB and Edge rusher
>>1543163211. you try the sushi before adding onions sauce. like you don't add salt immediately to your dish when it arrives without tasting it first. that's an insult to the chef 2. if you must ass onions sauce, you dip the fish side in it, not the rice side, so it doesn't break apart the rice or overpower the fish3. standing around blocking the walkway is very disrespectful in japan
>>154316361I would add wr to that. Its just the flashy positions
who was in the wrong here?
>>154316361True>>154316378Only if there are 3 or more star WR. This year is deep in WR but the only names are Tate and the one dude with injury risk.
>>154316377Okay weeb
>>154316386God dammit Eli is so fucking funny.
>>154316387Sure but thats because most teams have a star wr. They are more common than qb and edge
>>154316386Based Eli cooked that dickless clown
>>154316397>>154316405he's never getting into the Hall
>>154316386Adrian klemm is better than eli manning then
>>154316386They both sucked, but at least Eli had a couple autism owl runs
>>154316361Actually now that I think about it it's not even edge rusher its pass rushers period. People cream their jeans over shit ass DTs as long as they can get to the QB once every other game while run stoppers are considered worthless.
>>154316386eli is a fucking asshole
what is deshaun thinking in this moment?
>>154316423Its connection to the QB and how attached they are. Who is the most important? QB. Who hits QB the most? Pass rushers. Who catches passes from the QB? And so on and so forth. Its really all about the QB
>>154316413Neither is Fatt Cryan
>>154316321I respect the fact that although she's a millionare due to her husband she's eating cheap sushi out of a plastic container on the street when she could be dining on $800 omakase somewhere
>>154316442>wherever I am, I must also rape
>>154316452Which is moronic when the last 2 owl winning QBs are Jalen Hurts and Sam Darnold. Zoomers and the media can suck off QBs all they want but it's still a team sport.
>>154316442Thinking?
>>154316442>Gots me dat itchy prostate nigga, bih better graps me my oyl
>>154316377t. bitter lonely incel
>>154316377>that's an insult to the chefWhat's he gonna do about it? I already have my food
>>154316386They were pretty equal desu, both played with elite recievers and on some good teams and put up numbers a couple years.
drew allar will be the steal of the draft
>>154316377Stop governing other people's behaviour.
>>154316483>>154316521I expected the denizens of /sp/ to be unsophisticated, but you are truly uncultured swine. Do everyone a favor, and never set foot in Japan.
Mahomes is with weapons doesn't lose. Once we get bain and trade for tate where winning another 3 owls and getting kelce more rings than troy ackman.
>>154316625They laughed at last season but we will laugh last
patrACK mahOUCH
>>154316646He looks bored like he's going through the motions. It feels like he's doing this video just because he's expected to. Is this what the kids are calling performative?
>>154316646Kelce is the the goat tight end. People may say gronk was but kelce has more stats and more rings and wasn't a belicick defense baby.
bakey status?
>>154316646>>154316701 Mahomes is the best qb to have ever played and he's still playing kek.
>>154316758Bot post
>>154316765>>154316758>>154316753t. Mahomes nutthugger who can't stop his crippling obsession with mutts.
>>154316850rent free
>>154316646daddy
>>154316361Can we ever go back to just saying DE or OLB :/
>>154316646why hasn't he gotten taytay pregnant yet?
>>154316413Neither he, Ryan nor Rivers should be in. Rivera is the closest and should represent the ceiling of non-hall QBs. Stafford should represent the floor of hall QBs, unless the Rams get another before he retires in which case he’ll move up.
The Chiefs have already won, I fear.
>>154316919No because those names are less relevant than ever with the fucked up nickel and dime package defenses. When was the last time you actually saw a defense with 7 guys in the "front 7"?
>>154316953The losing competition that is
>>154316934Stafford doesn't belong in the hall unless he wins the owl or mvp this coming season. he wasn't even a top 5 QB for the vast majority of his career
why did they sign bustin when flacco is available?
>>154316962He hovered around 5-8 and I don’t think he should be penalized for flourishing late, he was easily top 2 last year and has a strong argument for the top spot. If he has another top tier season and Lameme, Allen and Burrow don’t reassert themselves I think he’s earned it. He’s also a lock imo, whether I agree or not.
>>154316957Some teams still run a 4-3
what the heck is a piccolo?
>>154317043https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Piccolo
>>154317043It's kinda like a Doug Flutie
>>154316953Unlike my islanders
>>154316953unlike /hoc/'s Islanders
>>154317224hoc tuah
>>154316705Based purely on production and availability I think Tony Gonzalez has to be the GOAT TE, he just never won a ring but not his fault.
>>154316549If he goes before mid 3rd i'd be surprised
>>154316925NWO hasn't approved her pregnancy yet
>>154316477You can blame them but its the media for pushing it. Zoomers grew up with battles between brady and manning despite being on the same side of the ball
>>154316299it was this guy
Matt LaFleur status?
>>154317427I used to live right there, above McGerks pub on the corner of Cross and Charles. Oh, the memories...
>>154316705>>154317309Gronk was an all time blocking TE on top of the receiving
>>154316377Continue governing other people's behaviour.
>>154316672
>>154317549>*murders you*>woah stop governing my behavior
>>154317043God, stage this man out.
>>154317563>*Murders u back*Now what, bitch?
>>154317577>*murders you b-ACK*
>>154317589>ACK ACK ACK*Ray guns you*
>>154317538So was Gonzalez
>>154317538Lol not even close. Good blocking TEs don't get the ball thrown to them a lot
>>154317621ooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOO
>>154317665You started watching ball in 2021
>>154317678I started watching in the late 90s or early 2000s. There's a big difference between run blocking and pass protection
my name is Joe Buck and im here to Joe Fuck
>>154317688Obviously I was not referring to the tight ends’ pass protection ability
>>154317703Creating a gap is one thing but expecting them to play pass protection for several seconds is another thing entirely. Blocking TEs don't get enough love
>>154317733Neither do I :/
>>154317741Oh stop anon I'm sure you're loved. The real question is, do you aknowledge, embrace and love those who love you back.
>>154317463>chokes in the playoffsProblem, liberal?
>>154317777Based quads of false just world optimism
>the Chiefs suck again
SOURCES: Patrick Mahomes has four fewer Super Bowl victories than former NFL Quarterback and GOAT Tom Brady
>It starts with...ONE KNEE.I DONT KNOW WHYDOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I CRIEDKEEP THAT IN MIND THAT THEY DESIGNED THIS END OF GAME DRIVETO. PAD. MY. STATS.IN GOAT WARS, THE RINGS ARE KEYSEEING FLAGS FLY WHEN I THROW PICKS FOR FREEWATCH THE SEASON FADE AWAY AT THE END OF THE PLAYITS. SO. UNFAIR.
>pittsburg siblings fucking disgusting
>>154317936Not funny.
>>154315645Pure soulHow the fuck did non-segregated seating survive the 70s and 80s when everyone loved to fight?
/nfl/ LOVES those Los Angeles Rams. It's time to admit the league made the right choice in picking them to return.
>>154317835"God helps those that help themselves". I'm sure there are plenty of people who love you and express that love to you throughout each and every day that you never help yourself to. The choice is yours.
>>154317994They did, I love them and am not afraid to admit it. I love the LA Rams, I'm a fan!
Will this draft change the jets future for good?
>>154318002You said enough love. Everything you said could be true without it being enough
>>154317975People just got the shit kicked out of them semi regularly. Same as all "how did they survive x way back when?" a lot of people didn't, we just don't hear from corpses often.
>>154318034Can pigs fly?
R8 my draft bets chat. I'm thinking Downs at 5 and Freeling at 6 but betting top 5 for Downs was safer and Freeling as first OL had way better payout
>>154318167freeling line is risky, Mauigoa is higher in most mock drafts
wild josh allen spotted at buffalo sabres playoff game
>>154318034They go from a perennial 4-5 win team with a couple of 7 win seasons sprinkled in to a 2-3 win team with a 5 win season every decade.
>>154318309If only he could beat the Chiefs that easily.
>>154318309Cursed em
>>154316705Travis Kelce is not a TE
>>154318167Neither will hit, retard
>>154318167Both will hit, king
>>154318388>>154318411The duality of faggots
fellas is it true? does redbull really give you wings?
>>154318388Coward
>>154318312Explain the 00s and late 90s
kek Steelers just cut Aaron Rodgers
>>154318450Did you try it or yourself yet, you little idiot? Do I have to do everything or you?
>>154318548how do you cut a free agent
>>154318548heh... looks like the division is back under our control
>Colts general manager Chris Ballard said Monday that Jones is progressing well in his recovery from the torn Achilles the quarterback suffered in December and added that the club is shooting for the QB to be ready to play by Week 1 of the upcoming seasonThis cant be correct. Are the Clots really this desperate?
>>154318579One of the dumbest GMs in the league. Never held accountable for his dumbass trades. Zero ability to evaluate QBs
>>154318579anthony richardson is genuinely that bad
>>154318547No.
>>154315773He's wearing the gloves wrong
>>154316962>QB behind regular season receiving record with Megatron>QB behind regular+post season receiving record with Kupp>QB behind rookie receiving record with Nacua>Longest TD streak without INT in NFL history>Top 6 in career passing yards>Top 6 in career passing TDs>League MVP and Super Bowl ChampionThere are other accolades I could mention, but I'll leave them for now. Stafford got less credit for winning the Super Bowl than Burrow got for beating Mahomes. Since Stafford has been a Ram, he has been at the very least a top 5 QB in the league. And so his failures in Detroit will be forgiven like they were for Barry and Calvin.
>>154318718Kek he's got them on the wrong hands
>TELL ME ABOUT (RUEBEN) BAIN
>>154318723He got the Giants to give Kenny Golladay top receiver money and he sucked ass. Lazy manlet that can't get open.
>>154317043he's the green dude from that anime black and hispanic people really really like.
>>154318723Makes me seethe a 9ers fan
>>154318796Perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man before letting him get drafted by the jets
>>154318796He's a big guy.
>>154318838>>154318851>If I didnt measure your arms, would you lie?
>>154318796>nobody cared who i was until we beat OSU
>>154318988Back to Back NFC South titles loading
>>154318988Heartwarming that the Pants let a Make A Wish child participate in one of their practices
>>154318988>IF>YOU>HAD>150 THOUSAND
>>154319002And they still wouldn't have back to back winning seasons
>>154318796>>154318838>>154318851>>154318878>>154318886the dark knight rises came out fourteen (14) years ago. please stop
>>154319035LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN
>>154319035Someone get this hothead outta here
>>154318709Then shuddup rabbi
>>154319035They expect one of these memes in the thread, brother.
>>154318830In an alternate universe, Stafford and McVay went to different resorts in Cabo and Matt joins the Niners
>>154319035for you
>>154319035Crashing your draft board
>>154319048>>154319053>>154319070>>154319251>>154319299yall are literally like a ye olde pull string doll repeating the same handful of phrases over and over and over and over and over again
>>154319366pull deez nutz LMAO GOTEEM
154319366
The Eagles are going to pick Nussmeier in the 3rd round and he will be the starter in a couple years.
Who wants to put some sugar in my tank?
>>154319397I'm ok with this.
RIP in peace Beck
Diggs is a bussy bandit
>>154319464>Caca Speck
>>154319464The Georgia connection is obvious with Todd Monken. I think the Jets, Browns and Steelers are the 3 teams in play for him in the 2nd round. Most people seem to think he's going round 4 onwards but I don't see him lasting that long
based joshie>blo dix>fake gaye>patti cakes>bustin herbert>lameme blackson>joey bussy>tranny lawrencewould never be this cool
>>154319366With no survivors
>>154319518>couldn't even finish that tiny canWhat a waste of beer
>>154319518>coolthat's an odd way to spell douchey
>>154319518>chugs beer>the crowd goes wildwhy are normies like this?
>>154318988Pants bros who we wanting in the first? Surely we win the draft again this year.
>>154319565you must hate parties
>>154319574Trade Young and Legette and 2 firsts to the Raiders for #1 overall :^)
>>154319450Right here, boss
but why?
>>154319567i hate how adverse zoomers are to booze
>>154319625Imagine car driving into Williams & Co Auto Repair then driving to the counter and Caleb drives over and honks>Heyyyyy>Have you not been taking care of her?>I'm gonna need my big wrench for this job ;)>Pass me the AUX cord I want to put on some Lana Del Ray while I sort this >Would you still let me fix your car if I was a worm?Yea, I'm immediately astral projecting to Green Bay Wisconsin to get sucked and fucked by Kay Adams
>>154319649alcohol is the drug with the largest societal impact
>>154319518That's such a tiny drum
>>154319648Buy an ad
>>154319649It tastes bad
>>154319649Why do you even care? Kek
>>154319707What else tastes bad to you dork? Having sex with women
>>154319662What a weird post to make
>>154319648No one respects you, dov
>>154319748>oh my gosh your car is so cute>big trunk? I like that ;)>can I take a selfie in it?>honk if you're horny *honks* haha>would you still ask me to fix it if I was a worm?Last time I ever take my car to Caleb Williams Auto Shop fucking hell
>New Zealand hours
>>154319662*honk*honk*bussy patrol coming through
>>154316049>every category is WNBA
Imagine kayaking into Vikings building and then this is what you see you see it and see say>ohmmmm...>HEYYYYYYYYYY>don't distract me I'm meditating>HOW MANY TOUCHDOWNS WILL YOU THROW FOR ME THIS WEEK??>did you know I have ADHD? its actually a superpower though>WHERE'S LOUIE?!? I KNOW THAT BITCH STOLE MY HAIR STRAIGHTENER>a lot of people don't talk about mental health but im not afraid to go there>EWWW MY UNIFORM HAS A WEIRD STAIN ON ITYea, im literally turning around and covering my bussy while walking out before finding a serious franchise to root for
>>154319662>>154319790>>154320013Your shitposts are so boring and low quality desu
what's this exercise called?
>>154316049>Disgusting Acts for $800>Answer is.... This was one of them and it was unfortunate that we had it on our show live.
>>154320036>OHMMMMMMMMMMMM>sorry i don't have time to read that >OHMMMMMMMMMMMM>im prepping for surgery >OHMMMMMMMMMMMM>just another 20 minutes of meditation >OHMMMMMMMMMMMM>ADHD is actually a superpower
>>154320078He saw Aaron doing it once before a game and asked him about it. He was told it's a good way to get ready for a tough night. So now he does it.
>>154320078Sucking the hemorrhoids back in
>hey, why aren't the colts on any of the 1st round mock drafts?>oh, right, we traded 2 first rounders for a fucking jete who immediately got injured >mfwi fucking hate ballard
>>154320255>Trading 2 (two) firsts for a zestoid named "saucy"
>>154320255It's the long game. Remember the Seahawks traded for Jamal Adams, he washed out and 5 years later the Seahawks won the superbowl. Just hold on till 2030 when Zach Wilson is your qb.
you now remember how defensive pats fags were when people were already calling out how easy their schedule was in the first half of the season
I wonder if Caleb likes Heated Rivalry
>>154320255Don't forget how much they're paying danny dogshit this season lmfao
>from super bowl winner to 3rd string backup what a fall
>>154320470Buddy, Danny Dimes has more playoff wins than THE Justin Herbert
>>154320585Let's make a deal
>>154320078It feels kinda nice to flex your bussy. It's like a good stretch
WE DEM BOYZ
what did jalen mean by this?
>>154320760haHAhahaHAHAhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154320850HARD
>>154320760ALL IN>MY ASS
>>154320760Hot
>>154320760>>154320928HOL UPHOL UP
>>154321044Zestyy bucks come up with the most peculiar jives
>>154321066you wish you had juice like this
>>154319518>doesn't skull itwhy even bother
>>154315645do goyim really
>mmmmm time for a crusty snack...*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>ice cream straight from the source.... I'll never forget this moment
>>154321066
>>154321272>Its MY turn
>>154321272Why do you have gay porn saved on your device mate?
>>154321378Do you have a problem with gay sex?
>>154321317Mahomes doesn't eat poop alright sir . He needs weapons.
>>154320760>>154320928>>154321044>>154321110>>154321272>>154321299
>>154316086Sirprised that retard jeudy is still in the league
>>154317099Underrated joke
WE DEM SOYS
>>154322335>HOL UP HOL U-ACK
>>154322365DEZ BRYANT CAUGHT THAT BALL
Give St. Louis the Rams back.
>>154316340I hate Joe Schoen so fucking much. Giants deserve to lose every single game keeping his retarded ass around.
>>154317099hehe
>>154318167Giants gonna get you and Downs paaaaid, chief.
>>154318723You're selling me on him; god damn detroit would be a brutal franchise to have to play for.
>>154322518Yea that's what I'm thinking. John Harbaugh isn't just a former Special teams guy he was a DBs coach too. I think he'd love Caleb Downs at 5 to fortify the secondary. People can say it's rich but the way people talk about Downs football IQ and how many games he started for Alabama+OSU i think 5 is just right. Monroe Freeling is the flier I think he fits in Cleveland at 6 but if they trade back I'm probably losing that bet
>>154319035then show me it's dvd case
Not a sport
>>154318723>>QB behind regular season receiving record with Megatron>>QB behind regular+post season receiving record with Kupp>>QB behind rookie receiving record with NacuaThese are meaningless, in regards to the QB. Every starting QB passes for enough yards to have a receiver break those records if all the passes go to one guy. Those records are only determined by how much it gets spread around.
>>154322606, but something that transcends sport. A type of uber sport, if you will.
>>154322566I actually hope they trade both the 5 and 10 away, but since there probably won't be any interest I'd be fine with Downs Indrome at 5.
>>154322518>>154322566They're going to take Styles before they take Downs (as they should)
>>154322705The tactical bail out always gets me
>>154322727I think they've invested enough resources in the front 7 they don't need to. They've got Thibedoux, Burns, Carter, Alexander and signed Edmunds to a big deal. Anything is possible but my guy says they're going with Caleb Downs
>>154317621>>154317670
>>154322705did anyone get seriously injured and sue from this? cant remember
>>154318375More like a fat sloppy white hairy ass
>>154322943>did anyone get seriously injured and sue from this?Yeah they did. Funny enough, it was Danny Amendola's dad that sued. https://dallas.culturemap.com/news/sports/04-12-13-high-school-football-coach-willie-amendola-sues-cowboys-1-million-golf-cart-accident
>>154322398You mean the Cardinals?
There has never been an NFL draft since 1960 that had fewer than four running backs selected inside the first three rounds, but this could be the yearLast year, running back was one of the deepest positions in the draft. This year's group is easily one of the weakest in the class
>Josh Allen's Sabres lose big time>Matt Stafford's Lakers win ezlmao
>>154323513>Tfw when you'll never have a cutie Hollywood tranny to go to the Lakers game with
>>154323361Last years class was so fun to watch. I couldn't believe /myguy/ Bhayshul Tuten fell to the 4th round. I think we'll see bang on 4 in the first 3 rounds i don't think the streak ends
>>154323513kelly looks horrific
>>154323558Overworked
>>154315737Steelers so you have to watch him play ravens twice a year
>>154319464I would enjoy seeing the melty about shedeur
>>154317529i want stories
>>154323668I honestly think McCarthy is gonna take him round 2. That's why i keep saying the Jets need to take him because they have two 2nd rounders before the Steelers 2nd
>>154323513>Bo's Avs beat Kangzlmao
>>154323361every team outside of the ravens doesn't run 3 down backs, you got the two Notre Dame RB's and the Arkansas RB guaranteed to go in the first 2 days if any of the mocks or hype are a tell. how many teams are needy for the position? Seattle, Titans, Broncos - injuries, Cowboys? Giants? Panthers Johnathan Brooks eternally injured? Cardinals? I think all more or less may be looking at the RB position
>>154322639It should be easy to stop a QB who only targets one receiver. The truth is that when Stafford is at his best, you can't stop him from hitting his No. 1 receiver.
>Mike Vrabel's Tuesday Press Conference Was Unannounced & UnexpectedVrabel held a surprise press conference on Tuesday, 4/21, that local reporters dubbed a “sneak attack” because the team’s official notice only mentioned availability for “two players.” This strategy ensured the room wasn't swarmed by outside media, allowing Vrabel to make a brief statement before engaging in a private “side session.” During this meeting, reporters were ordered to “turn off all cameras” and told to “ask only football questions.” Despite these restrictions, some journalists asked about the resignation of Dianna Russini and Vrabel’s conversations with the Kraft family, though he declined to answer. This calculated move followed reports that the Patriots “tried to kill the initial publication” of controversial photos involving Vrabel and Russini. Some analysts now question if a recent trade rumor regarding A.J. Brown was a deliberate leak “aimed at changing the subject” from the ongoing personal scandal.
>>154323796Was Bo Nix at the Avs game today?
>>154323845Puca is legendary tho
>>154315645if i go to a sporting event out in public like that will random ethnically ambiguous men just walk up to me and start shit for no reason like that?
>>154318041There aren't levels to love, you'l are either loved or you are not. By love I don't mean an affectionate feeling either, but a steady, deep desire to see the loved ones ultimate good achieved as far as it can be attained.
What did he mean by this??
>>154323949What's annoying about this story is none of the media outlets mention Ross is a Jew and had him do it, they reported it like he just did it out of nowhere on the livestream.
>>154323958>Rich Eisen is an American television sports journalist and host with an estimated net worth of $40 million. As the face of the NFL Network and host of The Rich Eisen Show, he has built a long-standing career, with his earnings driven by a reported $5 million yearly salary. No way.... are you saying jews would intentionally lie to increase ratings and ad revenue??
>>154323949he has fixed himself now
>>154324022You can only appese ""them"" so much
>memedoza can't throw a baseball properly bust status: CONFIRMED
>gayders
>>154315737I mean. It takes a lot more than just size to make a good QB. Beck sucks against pressure.
Jews pay for your welfare checks kiwicel
mina at the draft!
>>154324910A dozen people intent on raping her butthole are waiting for her at each airport in Chicago, most of whom are Uber and Lyft drivers
>>154324949*Pittsburgh
>>154324188
Is this the first year teams are using AI to make all their draft picks?
>>154324998can't wait for the pics of mendoza and caleb having a romantic stroll on the beach leak
Why do QBs always say White 80?
>>154324910How long until Vrabes claps then cheeks?
>>154325147About the same time you don't misspell words, never.
>>154325134We finally ended racism
>>154325134https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6164997/2025/03/03/nfl-quarterbacks-calls-cadence-blue-42-history/
>>154325152Don’t be a cunt.
>>154325158pretty rich words coming from a namefag
>>154325134"Blue 80" is also popular. LikeWhite 80, they reference 1980 when HOF QB Dan Fouts, wearing the white Chargers jerseys and socks and blue helmets, had the first of his two legendary back to back 5000 yard / 300 ypg passing seasons under Don Coryell and the the Air Coryell that revolutionized the NFL (which resulted in defenses being altered to use much more nickel and dime like we see today)
>>154325134"Green 19" is the iconic pre-snap cadence famously used by former Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, and inherited from Brett Favre. to manage the play clock and manipulate defenses into jumping offsides. The phrase refers to the team's color and 1919 establishment year, It is also the name of a Packers podcast by the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel and the name of an IPA beer from Titletown Brewing Co.
FATAT
PatrickfuckingMahomes
Why do people care about vrabel banging some chick
>>154325260They all get fat over the off-season then each July-August they do a few straight weeks of Atkins no carb and the weight flies off. Eating top tier salmon and other protein dishes
>>154325158>>154325277
>>154325282i tried just eating salmon and veggies. i lasted a week before i gorged myself on a tube of oreo ice cream
ONE MORE DAY FOR MY VIKIES SQWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>154325302You're poor and weak, they're rich and strong.
>>154318167>being a poverty maoriMANY SUCH CASES
>>154325293IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
>>154325369>>154325293While Taylor loves how her bf can physically intimate 90% of guys, she's not going to like how all her kids with him turn out to be sub-60 IQ cretins with a wigger dad dressing them and serving as a role model in life
>>154325260Buy an ad
>>154325277Because she's (supposedly) a journalist. If that's too confusing for you then you're a hopeless brainlet.
>>154325449Does that bitch's ovaries even still work? How many eggs could she possibly have left?
>>154325495What a weird thing to post
>>154325518I'm saying they won't probably won't have kidsThey'll adopt some furbabies or maybe a starving African child most likely
SOON
>>154325495She turns 37 in October >While fertility declines rapidly after 35, pregnancies are possible into the 40s via IVF or donor eggs. Pregnancy over 35 is considered "advanced maternal age," with higher risks of chromosomal issues, miscarriage, and pregnancy complications>Peak Fertility: The most fertile age range is late teens to late 20s.>Gradual Decline: Fertility begins to drop around age 35, with a faster decline after 37.>Egg Quality/Quantity: Both decrease with age, leading to lower chances of conception and higher risk of chromosome issues (e.g., Down syndrome).
>>154325548>She turns 37 in October
>>154325483Its a sports journalist. The fuck does that matter.
>>154318010:)
>>1543252771) she’s a journalist;2) reporting on his team; and3) they lied about it
>>154325369Imagine being attracted to that creepy old lady spine >>154325449Women don’t care about how smart their baby daddy is and if anything prefer them dumb
>>154325662How would you know? You've never talked to a woman.
>>154325657>"Journalist"Its sportsball. Any journalism is just for hype>ReportingSee above. >They liedThe nfl lies 10 times a minute. I only care about him cheating on his wife
>>154325678
>>154325675Don’t you get tired of posting cringe cookie cutter middle school insults?
>>154325678Lying is bad. It’s pretty annoying to share a board with brownoids who need this explained to them. >b-but someone else liedNot a counterpoint
>your team>player you want them to draft that they won't be able to>player you want that the could reasonably draft>player you don't want that they could reasonably draft>your day 2 guy>your day 3 guy>what you had for dinner last night
Jews need to lighten up. So Nacua may have said some anti semetic shit, who cares? Laugh it off and keep chuggin' along.
>>154325754I don't think a lot of people are talking about it anymore. Honestly I think it's more stuck in the mind of rightoids.
>>154325718you must have an aneurysm every time you listen to coaches speak spouting canned bullshit answers
BUY MY CONDIMENTS
>>154325718>Lying is bad mkayThats pretty reasonable in comparison to the rapists, murderes, ect the nfl employs. Or the owners who are on the epstein list. I dont really care if some coach is banging someone who makes top 10 lists about which player will be best in fantasy next year
KAY BACKSTAGE AT THE DRAFT
fucking retard. you don't want hostile fans behind you
desperation status?
what's the NFL equivalent of this?
>>154325747>your teamBurrs >player you want them to draft that they won't be able toCaleb Downs>player you want that they could reasonably draftDillon Thieneman>player you don't want that they could reasonably draftKadyn Proctor>your day 2 guyDontay "The Godfather" Corleone>your day 3 guyDon't know that many players>what you had for dinner last nightSalmon, sweet potatoes, broccoli
if bengals arent your afc favorite i would consider rethinking
>>154325847I'm telling you guys that the Jets or Cardinals are moving into 32 to take Simpson
>>154325904i believe it
>>154325747>your teamEagles>player you want them to draft that they won't be able toVega Ioane>player you want that the could reasonably draftMax Iheanachor>player you don't want that they could reasonably draftAny first-round WR>your day 2 guyDani Dennis-Sutton>your day 3 guyTanner Koziol>what you had for dinner last nightMade some fried rice with ground pork and a bunch of veggies
>>154325747>>your teamWashington>>player you want them to draft that they won't be able toThe cat that's going at #2>>player you want that the could reasonably draftHonestly, whoever falls to 7 I'll like>>player you don't want that they could reasonably draftThe WR that kept getting hurt or any offensive lineman>>your day 2 guyLol we have no picks>>your day 3 guyWR and or CB + a Guard>>what you had for dinner last nightSlow roasted bussy
>>154325847>desperation status?Low. Moving back from 30, 31, 32 is pretty common. Teams will pay a premium to get into the first round because of how rookie contracts are structured. And when you're a good team (good assumption if you're picking at the ned of the round) then you're probably not picking to fill need with a starter-level player. You can afford to spend resources on long-term plans.
IT'S UP!
>>154325904I very strongly feel like the Steelers will make a big offer to beat those teams. They have a ton of picks.
>>154326001But the Will Howard dynasty?
wondering if good food really does taste better with a dollop of Daisy
>>154325868I imagine the closest you can get with full pads on is a wr going up for a catch and coming down hard to the turf with his helmet. It’s also hard to actually see players napping in the NFL like Wemby does here, because you usually can’t see their face.
>>154325868
>>154315645no part of that looks enjoyable. I wish people like that didnt exist.
>>154325868Sleepy Teddy
>naming your kiddo maverick he'll either be a douchebag or gay
How is his name called?
Winners of the AFC stand in your way
Patrick would never
>>154326350Buy an ad
>>154326360OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>154326370Buy an ad
>>154326370Who writes this slop? Where did they learn english?
>>154322398>Gay Louis
>Season is kind of already over before the draft has even happenedI remember this feeling and I don't particularly care for it.
>>154326422You just gotta believe in Todd Bowel movement cuhh
>>154326422>>154326452he really shouldn't be one of the last coaches standing
>>154326422>>154326452>>154326508it's not Todd's fault baker shit the bed the second half of the season
>>154326452>>154326508Bruce Arians decided it was racist to judge a black guy's coaching ability realistically so we're giving him millions of dollars annually to waste our time
>>154325747RamsSonny StylesVega IoaneMakai LemonTy Simpson or Bryce LanceDrew AllarLamb over rice
>>154326508>daboll won coty that yearWhat a stupid, cursed award. It should be erased or automatically awarded to the owl winners
>>154325779Chiefs are legitimately the cancer that is killing the NFL.
Hot take: Raiders are going to take Bain #1 then Pavia in a later round.
Why even bother playing this season when Sam Darnold can just do this?
>Sam Darnold won a ring before Josh AllenL O L
>>154326698Bain?
>>154326698A big guy deserves a big draft
When will the white qb meme end?
>>154326698If the Raiders pull this off will Temujin cry?
>>154326812*nods*
>>154326723and Joe Burrowand Lamar Jacksonand Dak Prescottand Jared Goffand Justin Herbertand Baker Mayfield
>>154326723team sport bucko
lmao why does Jerry love alienating his players so much?
>>154327049Good thing you gave a has been kicker all that money Jerry! Not like he missed a bunch of clutch kicks last year!
>>154327049Yeah them boys are drafting a WR
>>154326637So glad Ben Johnson didn't win it last year. I don't need another Matt Nagy. We winning the owl this year.
So far I honestly find the Browns to be the most likeable AFCN team this year
>>154326865It would be extremely painful
>josh allen appears for a sabres playoff game >they lose the jokes write themselves
>>154326865nobody wants to see temujin or jenny cry
Why is this not the Browns' main logo?
>>154327291Just because they have the talent of a UFL team that doesn't mean they get a UFL style logo.
>>154327291nfl street creator tier logo
>>154327305>>154327323I don't disagree but their logo right now is unironically a placeholder for a football team logo
>>154327344i like the helmet logo its an abstraction
>>154327344And they're a placeholder for an actual football team.
>>154327377congrats Ty Simpson
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL UP
>called the browns>primary color is orangeseriously?
is this a good list?
>>154327403>Called the Packers>Have a G on their helmet
i don't get it...
>Called the Patriots>Logo is Elvis Presley
>>154327450yns don't know
>the dolphins>the players are homosapiens
>>154327377
>Called the Titans>Are actually normal sized
>>154327450Gunsmith CatsAzumanga DiaohIchigo MashimaruLegend of Galactic HeroesSpice & Wolf
>>154327450Buy an ad
>>154327515Haven't heard of the rest but Legend of the Galactic Heroes was so fucking good. I never finished it because I dropped it S3 when you know who died but I'll definitely go back to it someday
>>154327450Cowboy Bebop Dragon Ball DBZOG 70s Gundam I haven't watched any other anime
Mendozie make ya seethe?
>>154327377fake
>>154327377Again? That's like the fifth time this week...
>>154327556Gunsmith Cats is pure kino, crime/action set in 1980s Chicago; and you shouldn't be allowed on 4chan if you've never seen Azumanga Daioh.
>>154327450>no Rurouni Kenshin>no YuYu Hakasho
>Mmmmm... Exquisite smell.>Ive earned this treat for all my hard work*SSSHHHHHLLLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP* >One more bite wouldnt hurt, would it?*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *CHEW* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*>Im such a greedy boy...
>>1543275865000 hours in Photoshop >>154327667mutthomes.... easy on the ice cream
For me, it's Treydan Stukes
>>154327291They're elfchads.
>Tom Pelissero says Carson Beck is going higher than people think. Likely round 2 and small possibility round 1Told you fags he was good. Not sure about round 1 but he's gonna be a top 50 draft pick for sure
>>154316925How can he fertilize eggs that are no longer there?
>Vegas RaisinsKek
>>154319366Satan fears the Bane posting swarm
>>154327499>the vi-kings>are actually homosexual(queens)
>>154328135He's only saying this because the kid's agent asked him to
>>154328135Nothing in your screenshot means he's good lol why are you taking a victory lap
>>154328220Yea bro that's why all the talking heads have been hyping Garrett Bussymeier and Ty Shitson the last 2 months while saying Carson Beck is a day 3 pick lmfao
No way the Rams actually pick in the first round, right?
>>154328237The league sees him as a better QB than most of the faggots here and in the draft media is my point. Obviously time will tell but i said during the Miami playoff run he went from a 3rd round pick to a top 50 pick with how he competed. He's been shit on by cazzies relentlessly
This draft is ASS
>>154328135>>154328272He's shit, sorry
>>154328290Rueben Bain will be a massive bust just like Kenyon Sadiq
>shartson speck not him
>>154328269They're trading up for Jeremiyah Love
Sukenyon Somedick
>>154328319kek
>>154328269Rams should unironically take Ty Simpson
>>154328309Calm down, anon, now is not the time for fear. That comes later.
>>154328316>The plan for a post-MVP Stafford regression is trading up for the second coming of Todd Gurleyyes please
>>154328357They just took a Ty Simpson back in January
>>154328368Bain is both undersized and has short arms; that nigga is cooked when he plays against NFL linemen
>>154328378Fucking kek imagine firing your special teams coordinator mid season then this costs you a Superbowl
>>154328398I hope so, I can't wait to trash Miami some more this fall
>>154328424Have you stopped to thank him for hand delivering Seattle the 1 seed today?
>>154328440>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T CALL GAMES BY THE RULEScry more
>>154328440He made the right call. Game still had what 10 minutes left in the 4th quarter anyway didn't it? Rams had plenty of chances to win the game afterwards
>>154328440Maybe the Rams shouldn't have blown a 16 point lead and allowed the other team to score a two point conversion in OT if they wanted the first seed that badly
>>154316377>umm AKCHUALLY
Why did Mcaulay do this?
>>154328483They wouldn't have blown the lead if it weren't for him
>>154328532I don't think you actually believe this
Has LA tried just catching the punt?
>>154328532Lol keep telling yourself that. Were the Rams Special Teams going to magically start playing good?
>>154328555UH OH POOPY
>>154328541Neither team scored again in regulation
>>154328398>>>>>>>>Bain is both undersized and has short arms; that nigga is cooked when he plays against NFL linemen
>>154328480>It was the right callIt's a subjective rule.
>subjectiveBall os either moving forward or it isnt :^)
>>154328623what's subjective about it
>>154328654what constitutes an immediate continuing action
>It's a subjective rule.
>>154328664going to pick up a ball after a whistle for one
>>154328527Seahawks going up for sale and Puka calling out refs on livestream the night before the game.
>>154328699evidently
>>154328684not the anime anger mark
SEX SEX SEX WITH MINASEX SEX SEX WITH MINASEX SEX SEX WITH MINASEX SEX SEX WITH MINASEX SEX SEX WITH MINAthis is the shortest skirt/dress mina has ever posted
>>154329068Gross. We prefer attractive women around here
>>154329068
>>154329162>we prefer women around here
>>154328135>Caca SpeckHe goes to the Falcons in the 3rd.
>>154329162>Thumbnail looks like shes holding a CTE brain. Grim premonition for Fake Gaye desu
>>154329162kek I thought that was a bisected model brain from the thumbnail lmao
>>154329333Dont ever copy my posts ever again. Final warning.
Ty Simpson ain't going in the first round
>>154329178Much more covered up than she appears in this image unfortunately
>>154329401>>154329178>>154329068mein Gott
>>154329446>>154329446>>154329446New
I hope there's more baneposting next thread
crashing this thread
