tuesday (21/04)>copa do brasilNOW! | Paysandu SC 0 x 0 Vasco da GamaNOW! | Barra FC 0 x 0 Corinthianswednesday (22/04)>copa do brasil19:00 | Goiás x Cruzeiro19:00 | Bahia x Remo19:30 | Santos x Coritiba20:30 | Athletic Club x Internacional20:30 | Fortaleza x CRB21:30 | Flamengo x Vitória21:30 | Red Bull Bragantino x Mirassol>copa argentina19:00 | Acassuso x Gimnasia y Esgrima21:15 | Deportivo Morón x Ferrocarril Midland>colombia 1 (UTC-5)20:20/18:20 | Independiente Medellín x Boyacá Chicó FC22:30/20:30 | Fortaleza FC x América de CaliUTC-3/[localtime]colombians are blackPrevious: >>154300528
Finally some fulbo tomorrow, /copaint/ must die
>>154318812very nice thread OP great pic
>>154318827>/copaint/ must dieThis is the highest difficulty level in the /copalib/ hack and slash for the ps2.
Eu estou SA-TU-RA-DA do Roger amiga, preciso tirar esse homem da minha vida
This threads and the threads that were made while I was banned are some of the best threada everCopalib made history this weekWe will be telling about this to our grandchildren
Vasco's team is like an Argentinian carnicería. It's just burros everywhere.
>>154318859Nem me surpreende mais
what happens in Formosa? Who do they twist for?
>preto>gaúcho>leftistRoger is the physical manifestation of everything paulistas hate, there are several layers of racism behind this criticism
let's put mirassol to play in the argentinão and boca juniors to play in brasileirão
ANIME
>>154318906*chinese taipei
São Paulo hasn't even been that badLast year they'd be sitting in 14th place, now they're at the top and progressing in every competitionAnd all thanks to a black man!
Real são paulo hasa never been tried
Nothing makes a paulista more mad than admitting their success came from a negroThis drives them crazyPeople think sulistas are racist, yeah but they're honest, if some nigga named escurinho scored the winning goal of the match they'll rightfully praise them, paulistas will just find the nearest ítalo-paulista and create a whole story about himThey're the brazilians jews
Thread is way too stinky.
>>154318980São Paulo racism is the muttering a slur under your breath kind.
Hakimi and luis enrique were mad at e drick after the psgx lyon match
Cantarelli must be a copaliber. He has the exact same kind of dementia that makes posters here say beans beans jews beans black milei kuka beans black beans beans beans nordeste lula beans trikas beans nordeste. The guy just keeps repeating his catchphrases every two minutes. Tá vivendo errado tá vivendo errado eu te amo demais nunca te critiquei tá vivendo errado eu nunca te critiquei.
PESCADOOOOOOOOOOR
I'm afraid Atletique will commit the crime tomorrow
>>154319080noooo you can't say that to a black man you're being a racist paulista
Favorite band? O Rappa.Favorite movie? Avengers.Favorite book? Café com Deus Pai.Favorite trip? Disneyland.
>>154319128Favorite team?
>>154319144Palmeiras
Mangueirão is just Vasco hinchas. Muito assustador.
>>154319144FlaputaFlabostaFlagloboFlaprostitutaFlacuFlamerda>>154319151fuck you mulambo
>>154319152norf is flamengo, vasco and são paulonot sure if palmeiras overtook san pablo already
>PSG is a "escadinha" club
>>154319255in 2001? most definitely
>>154319223I know Vasco are strong there, but I expected more Paysandu fans to be there
Which former player would you call to commentate on the World Cup matches?
>>154319255Before Cavani Zlatan and players like that PSG was only considered as the random french club where Ronaldinho played. At least here. Lyon and Olympic Marseille were bigger clubs up until the 2010s
>>154319347Robinho
>>154319337some camera angles are showing more people wearing blue
>>154319347Power move: Neymar
which copalib team has the best perros
>>154319347Bobby Charlton
>>154319360Robinho, Dani Alves and Goleiro Bruno
>>154319347Edmundo and his pet chimp
>>154319347Pessi
>>154319255Brazilians only truly respect Barcelona and Real Madrid. The situation has gone far enough that playing for Barçadrid is more important for them than playing for the NT. Bayern and PSG are the second best thing you can get. The Premier League is prestigious, but not the clubs. No Brazilian player ever says "playing for Arsenal has always been a dream of mine" or "every kid dreams of playing for United". They respect the league, talk about how in England they play the highest level of football, but never the clubs. That used to be the case for Serie A in the 90s. Brazilian careers are vanity projects with the end goal of playing for Barçadrid. That's all that there is to these players.
HE JUST NEEDED MORE TIME!
>>154319389Botafogo is perro FC but they're in Sudakino
>JLingz scored against literal whosBased
>>154319255This might not be a bad idea. But the world has changed a lot so i dont know.
(: D)-]--[3
moderadores hijos de puta
>>154319347Vampeta, felipe luis, ronaldinho
>>154319488interdasting
>>154319557
QUIERO LA LIBERTADORES Y UN JUDIO MATAR
>>154319563Ronaldinho is a bad guest. He's only good when he's playing football
>>154319577>Brazukian ''pizza" looks likeThat shit got me crying ngl
>>154319588This would get you in jail in argentina.
>>154319663He'd also get arrested here for posting a monkey
>>154319620Has he ever tried it? He would be there jist foe the vibes, not to say what ancelotti should do
Era roja
>>154319730He was one of the worst guests in that YT channel where they try to find who's the professional football player. It might have been the format tho
Can't even wipe your boogers off with your shirt without a you-know-what calling you out for calling him a fuckin nigger and I say what the helly just now
Burrito ortega in shambles
Why do uruguayans always bring up race?
>>154319816are they from Uruguay
Vasco btwreally nice goal too
i never bring up race
vasco btw
Burrito ortega de r. plate para la boca con ayuda de los talleres
>>154320069Legendary defending
>>154320069why can't i watch this video? is this happening to anyone else?
Vasco again btw I thinkSpinelli murió after scoring somehow
vasco btw (again)
>>154320135works for me
they don't, you must be black or look weird
>>154320135I uploaded it myself and it was freezing halfway through for me as well. now it's working fine
btw means black tranny woman
does anyone know why in the last thread there were so many posts of hot women? is this normal now? just bundas non stop?
>>154320287Goleiro do Paysandu deu uma cuzada no Spinelli
why no one told me jlingz scored?
>>154320287PAY what
>>154320346sandu
>>154320346
>>154320312at least we won't be the 1st team to be scored on by JLingz for curica
>>154320312Time wasnt right
>>154320375you can tell this still is from late 70s as seu barriga is very obese and bald
>>154320397craqui
>>154320024>>154320009I cant find this video where there is an old man trying to watch a movie and its just a bunch of brazilian ads, then the vasco logo appears and he loses his shit, help me find it please
>>154320442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpT9UWOxUB8
>>154320521>vampeta pelated
>>154319913I was jk I'm a proud mestizo like our founding fathers
Why is Barra playing in Floripa, just go to Curitiba at that point
Esse Matheus França é um merda mesmo
>>154320620You just brought it up again
>>154320670it's honestly surprising how useless he is
>matheus françavery progressive of vasco for fielding a PCD player
at copalib, there's too many vascaínos and too few flubros
>>154320660Floripa is closer and I'm sure they prefer to play in their home state.
>>154320700you can say that about any large enough sample size
>>154320700There were 4 vascaínos and 3 tricolores according the poll.
>>154320684Things must be hard to be meaningfulThis is why "disease" sounds like "this is easy"
>>154320700there's like 20 vascobros to 1 flu-C irl
Vasco btw
Vasco btwanother really nice goal (Brenner can play football??)
>>154320761I mean, it's Paysandu but yeah at least he's being useful
>>154320761Paysandu's defence is shit.
VASCOALWAYSROBBATED
What a fucking joke
TINHA QUE TER PENA DE MORTE PARA JUIZ LADRÃO
really nice finish toonevermind, VAR anulated it. what a bunch of horseshit
Não tem um árbitro que preste no Brasil
Vaskeks are crying over a goal against an already defeated Paysandu where the defender nearly had his shirt removed. Biggest victim complex in the world.
jlingz goal
>>154320521kek
>>154320887little bro stayed up late to secate Vascão kkkkkkkkvitória Vascão!
ZACHARIAS Ê UOOOOOTIMO
>>154320917It was that or Barra vs Corinthians. Trust me when I say I'd rather watch something else.
>>154320888only one guy went to hug the goat
>>154320955
>>154320888heh....
>>154319347fredy rincon
>>154319347Lugano but only in portugues
Let's sing the gayest Silverchair song togetherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-eVmAzx4og
>>154320750counting or not counting nordeste?
>there's a gabriel MEC and a gabriel PECwhat's next?
>>154321251the fact that fluminense can't put much more than 20k people on maracanã should be a good hint
>>154321288liaralso you're probably faveladoand some other not nice thingsthat i won't say
my gf is fluminense though
>>154321344your gf is carabobo
>>154321376your gf is sports boys asspeddo
>>154321341it was around that for a libertadores gamei'm not sure why they keep playing at maracanã, they should build a 40k arena so their 20ish k attendance wouldn't look that bad
>>154321422big if true
Murió Arthur Muhlenberg
No one here actually twists for vasco, right?
>>154321604yes, we do. why do you ask?
>>154321623Lies.
>we
vasco twisters below the age of 30 are just being performative
french /copalib/ posters be like:>oui
>>154321178The first verses are about textor
>>154321268Gabriel Rec
>>154321341Is that a haiku
>>154321288We've done this routine a million times already and you'll just keep lying until the day you die.>fluminense fans don't go to the stadiumFluminense has higher attendance rates than Vasco every year.>it doesn't count because we play in a pinga mijo fodido that can't go past 21k>we'd play for 60k every game if we could use the maracanãVasco regularly play below São Januário's full capacity. Since december it was already 13k against Audax, 17k against Palmeiras, 18k and 19k against Mirassol and Inter last year. To find four Fluminense games with less than 20k people you have to go back all the way to august, and I won't even complain that one of the games had low attendance because it was immediately after the Penha raid. Fluminense has higher averages, higher highs and higher lows.But I'm wasting my time saying this because vascaínos argue in bad faith and ignore any facts that you might present to them.
If you are daltonic, fluminense and vasco are indistinguishable
if you are a dog all the brazilians smell the same
Atlético Mineiro just won Big Brother Brasil
>>154321825Flu plays for 20-25k at MaracanãVasco plays for 40-50kAnd that's only because Fluminense was doing well at home during the entire 2nd semesterAre you really debating if Fluminense got more supporters than Vasco? kekEven fucking flu organizadas were complaining that there were entire empty sections, get your head off your ass
My gf on chaturbate is cheating on me. This is fucked
even Fluminense's roster has more vascaínos than flufags
>>154321948Big Brother title ranking:>5Brazil>4Corinthians>3Atlético MG>2Internacional, São Paulo Flamengo>1.5Palmeiras>1Vitória, Botafogo, Athletico PR, Fortaleza>0.5Bahia
>>154322064It's always Vasco hipotético no Maracanã. I wonder why the club that plays in the Maracanã only in derbies and finals has a better average in the Maracanã than in their own pinga mijo. Fluminense plays for 25k in the Maracanã, Vasco plays for 18k in São Januário.>Are you really debating if Fluminense got more supporters than Vasco?No. I'm not an idiot. Read my post until you get it. Vasco has more fans. And that is easily verifiable. Just like it is easily verifiable that Fluminense has higher attendance rates.
>Fluminense plays for 25k in the Maracanãkkkkkkkkk
>>154322266Jean Wyllys recently started rooting for Fluminense due to young Chico Buarque's handsome face
>>154322425It's low but it isn't like the rest of the country is doing much better either.
>>154322480>jean wyllysI'll never forget this legendary essay.https://jeanwyllys.blogosfera.uol.com.br/2019/11/25/o-que-gabigol-fez-conosco-para-nao-dizer-que-nao-falei-do-flamengo/
>>154322491Oh no no ABF bros
Is it true that there'll be a new commebol cup similar to the conference league? Some people here are saying that it will be revealed tomorrow
>>154322560They've been saying that here too. The news were allegedly leaked in Bolivia, and the rumour is that the nu-Mercosur would exclude Brazilian clubs.
Here is a funny interaction between raquet guy and the man who steals jokes foe a living
Mauro cezar pereira was outed as a wikipedia editor by the Arrascapênalti controversy
This whole arrascapênalti thing will end up with the end of Posse de Bola
I hadn't read this term until 10 minutes ago, stop pretending ti's a thing.
Things cease to exist when I dont think of them.
>>154322864This is up for CBF to solve. Just give referees clear orders to book non-captains who scream at the ref and players who stay on the ground trying to force refs to stop the play.>>154323058It is a thing, though. The term exists and it refers to a real problem.
Paulista shills trying to pretend Palmeiras isn't the largest criminal organization in South America.
How many kids did palmeiras burn
You can't deflect every accusation by bringing up Palmeiras.
Nuevo escenario: Conmebol anunció cambio de estadio para el Sporting Cristal vs Palmeiras por Copa Libertadores
Roger revela tristeza, abraço de jogadores após vaias no São Paulo e diz: "Não vou desistir"
You can't deflect every accusation by bringing up Paulistas.
Colombia won the sub17 with a goleada against argentina, 4x0.an argentinian, gratious in defeat said“Yo sé que los vamos a agarrar en el Mundial y les vamos a romper el orto, como lo hacemos siempre”,
>>154323431They hate him because of politics, simple as
>>154323680He can vote for whatever party he wants, my problem is that he's black
>>154322098>gf
My favorite band? the black eyed beans
>>154319347Creedence Clearwater Couto
>>154321684Whoever can tell me where this Pic is from gets a prize. This was part of my childhood
>>154323991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enRzYWcVyAQ
>>154320397how come some players rejected by thevbr system are really good (mementiel) and other suck fat cock in hell (mastantuono)
>>154325084and there's bitches who say neymar shouldn't go to o mundiaichi s mh
bom chia copalib
The last days of the United Arab Emirates are coming
>Diretoria do São Paulo se sentiu incomodada com as vaias da torcida para Roger Machado após a vitória do Tricolor sobre o Juventude. A cúpula são-paulina não entende a proporção que a questão tomou e o que levou a isso. O diagnóstico é que a saída de Crespo, da forma como se deu, com o time na disputa pela liderança do Brasileirão, irritou o torcedor. Mas não era esperado que culminasse em tamanha rejeição, considerada desproporcional.
>the last days of mommy bird are coming
>>154325451I love this mp4 so much
what are some mean brazilian Portuguese words or phrases to say to a fat woman
>>154318812
>>154325568Gorda desprezívelGorda asquerosaGorda nojenta
>>154325568Bahiana
>>154325580ty based bro>>154325581kek nordeste
I hate working with peruvians bro
>>154325451donde nossa alcanzam o oxigeno alcanzam zeppelin
>>154325628/copalib/ is not a xenophobic general, do better
>>154325748If you can’t prove it, then it’s not true
>>154323918Ça va? Ça va bean et toi?
>>154325776burden of proof is on you
LET'S GET PAULISTA IN HERE
>burden of proofi just lie here and log out I've been spewing false information for decades with zero repercuçao
>estevão out of World Cupit's so fucking over, Ancelotti really gonna bring Nerman in
>>154325451Roger is geni from chico buarque songAnd the zeppelin guy aint coming because it fell downJoga pedra na geni!
>>154325844resenha do ney
In Spain they call beans "judía"
>>154325783Me manques le haricot
>>154325844Neymar will be called not for competence, but for scarcity
>>154325814are you the one spreading lies about 2002 and 94?
>>154325844>NermanNope that just means Endrick, Paquetá and Igor Thiago will be there
>>154325981Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
feed me beans, feed me sweet little beans
Bandido quer 67 resenha
Resenha = gossip
>>154325981DID YOU KNOW?
>>154323542Nos rompieron el orto pero se la dejamos con kk
>>154320294that was me, sorry, i meant to send them to the other generals but sent them here by accident
>>154323542Argies are so delusional. They can’t accept the new BCC dominance
>>154326161Kek
Who is the greatest player or manager in your team's history? Mine would be Dirceu Kruger from Coritiba.
>>154326198Big Culos Colombianos
>>154326198You should be paying alimony Sebastian
Two things can be true at the same time>Neymar isnt the best option for his position on the ntAnd>dutch is a disgusting language that makes me want to rips my ears off
Metade de 2026 E VAGABUNDO TÁ LÁ
>>154326216I have no idea. Players never stay much time in vitoria. I have seen people say arthurzinho, ramon menezes, bebeto. None of them fits the bill. My favortie one is petkovic.
Mirrors are proof we live in a simulation
The best team in Brazil plays today.
na selva, espelho é coisa du deavo
>>154325844>grade 4 hamstring this kid is cooked
Nos deram espelhos e vimos um.mumdo doente
>>154326268I’m not sebastian>>154326256Double BCC dominance
The guy that invented queijo mineiro was white.
god has abandoned us, we will live to see Paqueta, Alisson (kwab has a girl name), Vini Jr, Marquinhos and another shitters playing multiple World Cups for our country. It's a curse for abandoning the real religion (Catholicism) and moving towards heresy (protestantismis whatever its spelled)
Just remembered Baleia dieing and shed a manly tear
Did you know that Chile once traveled in burro to play a copa america? Yes, the team that won that copa tells me 2001 copa doesn’t count
>>154326495>shed a manly tearBtw this means he came a little precum.
>>154326500Beats being taken there by a car driven by vidal
>>154326500But did they eat the burro like the argentinos?
>>154326495QEPD in peace Alaska
>>154326500Holy soul I bet they were singing this classic the whole way through https://youtu.be/_Wrc6Q7acME
>>154326513>ykr his kids will never wake up How sad that is >>154326515Probably because they crossed the Andes
>>154326525Rafel veiga said he argued with diniz. Diniz took him to his appartment and made he see a.psychologist and to this day he still goes to therapy
>>154326522Lol
>Palmeiras avançou pela contratação do zagueiro Barboza. Os clubes já negociam a transferência.
>it’s a gordinho with fat fingers commits several typos episode
>>154326553>Diniz took him to his appartmentMuito assustador.
>>154326598That’s me
you wouldn't assume beans growing in the jungle, very odd choice if you ask me
BASTA MILEIthis has gone TOO far already
>>154326623That's why they keep deforestating the Amazonas, to grow more beans.
I feel like Diniz might be killed one day inside the dressing room for calling one player a "perninha"
*tf2 spy voice*: I got blood on my poop
>coworkers keep sending me messages about how my tasks are goinglmao even give up nigga i'm not doing anything anymore
>>154326717basedfuck coworkers
>>154326717Quiet quitting?
>>154326738loud farting
Roger Macaco fellWelcome Dorival Jr
>>154325568coxuda
>>154326738outsourced developer, i'm leaving the project soon so i'm just chilling waiting for the contract to end.
>>154326776You only boo him because he's black
>>154326811Do I need any other reasons?
>>154326717Based, fuck coworkers and fuck working
I feel bad for the way trikas fans are treating Roger. He's not to blame for what Casares did to Crespo and he's a cool guy.
reminder: Felipão with 71 yo coming back from retirement did a better job at Palmeiras in 2018 than Roger Machado.
>we wuz italians n shiettypical Jewish behaviorpretending to be a different raceyou guys aren't Italian
>>154326933Are you talking about us again? Why use the palmeiras photo?
>>154326985Finally, a funny facundoGood onejajaja
>>154326646i remember in my school a fat retard called to do a bomb threat because they had an exam that day and he didnt study
>>154327014What happened to that nigga?
beans in todayfarts out tonightI can't see no reason to skip on the rice
>>154327021nothing, the school never had a way to know it was him but all the students in that grado knew, there was no snitches
alright copalib, I'm back from the psychiatrist
>>154327093Upboated!!! The cake is a lie!!!
>>154327116How did you escape?
>>154327021He's the president of AFA
>>154327163I put a Xanax pill into her coffee
>>154327093post the correct version
>>154326656This is actually true and it's very sad.
>>154327251Only facts here at copalibi.
>>154327251Why is it sad.What have those trees, vines, monkeys, tigers and mosquitoes done for you lately.
you are farting.. it's earth day and you are farting...
>conmebol conference cup>no brazilian clubsgay, i wanted to see our serie b teams in international competitions
Streaming services have gone too far. The U-20 Fla-Flu that is about to start is exclusive to Uol Play. I double checked on YouTube to see if that was just the name of their channel, but the broadcast is exclusive to a paywalled streaming service. Who even pays for a Uol Play subscription?
>>154327379>Uol Playwot
Just learnt of Muhlenberg's passing. I hated the guy but I feel sad. My victory feels empty. May God comfort his family.
and for the next beans: rice
>>154325084Se você ver uma mulher com essa calça na academia pode chamar pra trepar sem medo, que ela tá querendo dar o cu.
>>154327486Every time I see your posts I imagine you are wearing the same kind of pants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-glOM-Y3BNA
>>154327444delicia
>>154327500Uh oh man machine cultists will be very upset at this.
>>154327509love some prato feito
https://oglobo.globo.com/rio/noticia/2026/04/22/argentino-e-preso-em-copacabana-por-injuria-racial-contra-jovem.ghtmlBlueflagbros...
>>154327519This is like traveling to North Korea and being surprised you are suddenly in prision and being used to extort your country.
>>154327519why are brazilians like this?
>>154327496What type of pants I wonder
>>154327549>fatso is a slurVai lá, gordão kkkk
>>154327496Crusty underwear, shorts with holes and a putrid smell of piss, cum and shit
>>154327519>injuria racialholy kek
Estevão sofre injuria racial grau quatro e deve ficar de fora da Copa do Mundo (IMAGEMS GRÁFICAS)
Why are you posting globo links? I thought globo was evil.
>>154327519https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br_eHJ9fM54
>CONMEBOL oficializará nueva competencia >Mañana, en el congreso ordinario 82º de la CONMEBOL en Quito, se anunciará la creación de la Copa CONMEBOL Conferencias > El torneo arrancaría en marzo de 2027 donde contará con 32 equipos sin la aparición de los clubes brasileños en esta competición y el campeón recibiría cerca de 10 millones de dólares > Además, se presentarán avances preliminares de la Copa América 2028, que volvería a disputarse en Estados Unidos /confe/bros
Guys, São Paulo is going to have a Times Square!!! I'm so stocked! Voting for Tarcísio really paid well
Tarcisio seu filha da puta times square é a cabeça do meu caralho desgraçado a luz do meu bairro nao para de cair porra
I made a very embarrassing post yesterday and I hope by now everyone has already forgotten about it
>>154327988>>154328022Worse than this?
>>154327963let us in!!!!
>>154328022I remember it
>>154328257Great and glorious leader President Lula put Watchmen on méqui livros and my life is yours
>>154328257cascao > demolidor
>ferro an historic 2 times argentinian champion team gets relegated to the second division in 2000>they even get relegated to the third division later>almost 30 years later nothing has changed for them>hmm let's make a good reserva team so at least we can play in the first division there just like in the old days>lose the only game they care about anywaytotal ex-clasico rape
>>154328539nice carpetas the saying goes:if artificial grass were any good donkeys would eat it
>>154328539>reserve team match>reserve team of a B sideliterally no one gives a shit about this match
>>154328600>reserva team of a B sideit's fecha de clasicos retard. bover plays in 3 hours
>>154328630Velez - Ferro stopped being a classico ages ago
>>154328630clasicos stop mattering when one of the teams relegates for 20+ yearsmaybe if ferro ever retvrns to primera people will start caring about it again, as of right now velez is rivalless and also sauceless because of it
>>154328646agreeVelez-Argentinos and Platense-Tigre should be the most logical nu clasicos
>>154328687these four teams have more intercontinentales than all of the "big" brasilero teams combined
I like ferro's kit
>>154327964Who is more fuck?https://youtube.com/shorts/6PYMToSkk0Q?si=GJAiAewJwAnIHYfvhttps://youtu.be/XiBZE6fV4bY?si=gjefrQQmJMnQI_K6https://youtu.be/5JD1R3zwCoA?si=kOWT8pJpi3A_b-09https://youtu.be/VNXejUKeWdo?si=fE8fC3Uafw8sFZ7K
>>154328785ferro has a great kit, name and crest
>>154328800I hate these fucking politicans so fucking much
I hate females
in brazil, methane capture technologies are doing wonders for the ecosystem black bean farts were turning all the people black, now guess what
>>154328800for me, it's Daciolo
>>154328881you might be gay then
>>154326646Our niglets are following this trend too. There have been at least 5 shooting or bomb threats in some schools last week.
Oh lovely, my coworker is listening to Cha Cha Cha music videos at 150% volumeGreat. Amazing.
>>154328785jajajaDo you like ferro
"ferro" means "shove a big fat cock down your throat on tuesdays" in portuguese
Do you think Fluminense should play Riquelme more often?
If you think about it, journalists are actual attention whores. Prostitutes in every sense of the word.They get paid the more you look at them, and are willing to denigrate themselves to get more of it. Some even suck the local politician's cock to get a minuscule amount from taxpayers.And the worst part about it is that thousands of people waste their youth studying for this occupational cul-de-sacCloss is cool tho
>>154329074yeseverything you said is true
>>154329074Most professionals are prostitutes.
>>154329144what's your field of work anon?
>>154329074https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9Xj3mNc_i4&t=188s>He doesn't knowYou’re really naive. Fancy a candy? Put your hand in my pocket.
>>154328785green kits are absolutely mufa in argentinian football. there's not a single decent green club here. DyJ is more yellow than green
>>154329152Nice try.
>>154328905How can you listen at 150%? Is he using an extension?
>>154328992Whew good thing it's Wednesday hahaha.
>>154329220Instead of putting in on 10 you put it on 15It's not bean science
If palmeiras was argenchinian they would play in purple and they would be named something stupid like "club atletico italiano" or something like dat
>>154329335
no good matches today
>>154329412Assustador
>>154329412>Deportivo Armenio will never play against a Turkish team in your lifetime>Palestino will never face Maccabi Tel Aviv
>>154329412armenio is a cool team
Neymar is the Anti-establishment
i wish neymar would just die so we stop talking about him
a brazilian will look at this and say "yasss queen"
Then let's talk about Diniz
Moooods, he’s posting his entire twitter feed again
I’m gonna get a few beers so I’m sedated by the time inter plays
>>154329862Nigga thinks he's the ramones.
I'm going to keep lurking this general till I understand Portuguese!!!
Neymar died in an automobile accident in France and was replaced by a lookalike by the Qataris who own PSG
Favorite food? Feijoada.Favorite show? Mr. Bean.Favorite book? João e o Pé de Feijão.Favorite album? Pork and Beans.Favorite team? Binter.
>>154329779calm down mister rothschild
>>154329885You are gonna learn a very deformed version of portuguese
>>154329808You say this everytime your team changes coaches
If Neymar were to die we'd talk about him even more.
Lets talk about maradona
>>154330082What's there to talk about him?
>>154330045Americanon comes to Rio but he learnt his Portuguese from /copalib/.>só água? vai querer mais nada não, chefe?>cala bouca e fica prunto
>>154330088>>154330082the lawsuit over his death is still goingalso what the fuck is an avif file. I tried saving the file and was surprised.
>>154330102American is arrested in Rio de Janeiro after calling locals "mono". The individual only knew how to say "porra na cueca" to the authorities
with roman we get all the money
>>154330159Oh yeah how much money did you personally get?
GOAL! Bahia 0 - [1] RemoDuplexe Tchamba 17’
Vamos Remo btw
REMINDER THAT Boca vs River will play in 30'
>>154330211>>154330214Bahia already empatated
>>154330227Foda-se, pivete
>>154330183like 8 kromer
>>154330234Vou quebrar tua cara rapaz
how i wish i could be in a morocha's culo right now
Y'all need to think before you post sometimesIs this post relevant for copalib? Is it pertinent to say this? Some of you niggas just be saying whatever crosses your mind
Virou fiscal de post agora
today I stand with Coxa
beans beans beans
O que acontecerá com o Atletique hoje entrará para os anais do futebol brasileiro
jews and beans
My DNA test results:I’m 79% Italian10% Native 9% MaghrebAnd don’t ask about the remainingI think this is important for Copalib
>>154330533VOCE É 100% PRETO VIRALATA DO CARAI
Neycancer is killing every play kkkkkkkk
>>154330579Stop posting this gorda tatuada.
NeymeningiteNeympoxNeymicose
>>154330586representation is important coxa negras exhist and their voices have been supressed for decades
esse ninho de sardinhas fodido da vila belmijo não tem nem 20 mil lugares e ainda está meio vazioo Santos é RIDÍCULO
yknow the funniest thing about santos? what kept them alive was getting a paraíba da vila every season and selling abroadrodraigo, yuri alberto, kaio jorge, marcos leonardo but now they swapped this for actively funneling their money into nerman's pockets kekwhich paraíba da vila was reveladed next season? none because santos revolves around the pequeno príncipe
Next experiment idea: put a whistle in a brazilians ass.
>>154330654we already have a term for this it's called cu de apito
>>154330579>>154330604At least post a good looking one
how much do i need to live in these places in Argentina?
>>154330604commie blocks look far less depressing than that stadium
>>154330746Stadium?
>>154330740Grim
>>154330763you would never find a girl that level in equivalent places in Brazil. Even faveladas are good looking in Argentina, they don't suffer at all
>>154330336will doing this help with my shoulder issues?
>>154330779Not in Pará where you live, but in Curitiba there are lots of qt faveladas
zilians have been seething extra hard about argies lately, did something ahppen?
>>154330796nigga i live in Curitiba kek. Even the north region of the city is infested with merendeiras these days, you go to a supermarket and you don't see a single good looking girl there.
>>154330814That's why I left to Santa Catarina. But you could find some qt loiras in Colombo and SJP
>>154330811who is even seething, this dude is glazing argies 24/7
despite having all those black people brazil has less world cups per capita than argentina by quite a bit
Comunicado Oficial:cu.
REMO
what the fuck cugulozo made a contract till 2030 with this retarded, they're really speedrunning to another descenso. fucking portuguese shitters keep scamming brazilian teams kek
let me tell you how it will stink there's rice for you and beans for me 'cause I'm the fartmanyeah, I'm the fartman
>>154330932he will be ubeda's next victim
>>154330932more libertadores in the last 10 years than your club btw
>>154330947my club won two in the last 5 THOUGH>>154330946please do the needful (and stay away from us)
>>154330779That's not a favelada, that's not a "favela".
>>154330932The owner is literally an average fan
>>154330966what makes you think abel is safe?
Would Abel Ferreira do well in Boca Juniors or River Plate?
Athletic btw
>>154330992He'd do good in both but he'd do better in river
vitoria
>>154330992nigga can barely make the most expensive team outside of europe play correctly.
>>154331096so he would fit right in with river since what you've seen for the past year is a 100+ million dollar team
Remo is destroying Bahia again
Com passagens como jogador por São Paulo, Shakhtar Donetsk e pela seleção da Ucrânia, Marlos foi anunciado como coordenador técnico das categorias de base do Paraná Clube nesta quarta-feira.
vitoria should change their name to vulva
Reimu is destroying Bahia again
come on Coxa do the needful
>>154331173bratty yokai needs samba correction
>Público e renda:>Público: 7.182>Renda: R$ 380.322,56Santos will never be able to pay Neymar back
>>154330779>>154330796>>154330814>>154330826The girl in the video is clearly more analogous to a roceira than to a favelada. That's one thing. And both in roças and favelas all over the country you can find hot women. Even though you're clearly faggots that don't like chocolate girl, you can easily experience the justaposition of pretty blondes and muddy roads in any southern state if you travel far enough inland. This video could've been recorded anywhere west of Chapecó.
it's not about the beans, it's about sending a smell
Blue flags...
Se o Bruno Gomes é jogador eu sou astronauta
Row Club
en el barrio de la boca viven todos bolivianos que cagan en la vereda y se limpian con la mano
>>154331565>cagan en la vereda y se limpian con la manoDangerous levels of free will.
>>154331632Gashinas are repressed and resentful over the social norms they're coerced to follow so they take it out on free-spirited bolitas.
>neymar got sent off as santos drew 0-0 with coritibakek
>>154331855Stop lying, you dog
GIVE KUKA GF NOW
Flamengo conceded a draw in 2min kek
flamengo started the game with a 0-0 draw kek
>>154331954If they really cared about DNA ofensivo as they like to say they'd start the game winning by 1-0 or 2-0.
Post it.
>>154331987depending on the ref, they usually do
thinking about this
>>154332253I hate when players try to land a foul instead of continuing the attack
>>154332286Thats what i said, stop saying things i say
O cara tem cor do saco do cachorro e gosta do river, é um dos personagems do copalibchi
posso falar uma parada?
btw boca also beat river today in the reserve
>>154332442Sure, sure
ajuda
What happens at the end of Apertura? The winner of group A plays against the winner of group B? Both get the trophy?
>>154332484haha sometimes
>>154332484They have a big dance off
>>154332484Di maria gets a trophy
Never forget...
>>154332535What's the conversion rate of ninos to perros?
>>154332535Babyberg still lives in our hearts
>>154332484Disfrutala.
>>154332484it's a national cup afterwards. winner of group A and B have to play 3 more games but they get the "privilege" to be local until the final which is in a neutral stadium (usually sodoma del estero because that club has some shady links with AFA)
Ae porra
>>154332591>no huracan>no platenseIt's like you guys aren't even trying to make an entertaining c'ship
The Vegeta anon didn't come here to post so now Flamengo are going to run over Vitória.
>>154332499Made me lol out loud. Much love from governador lindenberg - es
>>154332642we are saving that one for the end of the year
>>154332677Nobody talks like this.
>>154326216FLECHA LOIRA ETERNO
stop putting weird consonants where they don't belong
uBeda raped el pechacho and you're thinking about a penalty
>>154332484Aperture doesn't end, it survives the Combine
>>154332893That was a burning fart
ngl i'm guttedwe could've easily win by 0x2 and practically secure out classification, but Breno Lopes and Pedro Rocha just can't do shityeah. well fuck it, we must now focus on the match against grêmio on sunday
>>154332893the sandbox is very prone to catching fire
>>154332988A draw against Santos in Vila Belmiro isn't all that bad.
>>154333017Specially after playing on sunday
In the burning fartJust about to burstThere's a pot of beansAn unquenchable thirstIn the darkest panRising like a spireIn the burning fartThe unmistakable fire
Isabela no longer copa "it" girl?
>>154333017if you had asked me if I would be content with a draw before the game started, I certainly would have agreedbut, given how the match unfolded, Coritiba proved to be by far the better team on the field, and having wasted so many goal opportunities, i get disappointed when I think about what could have beenah, and once again, Neymar proved to be a fraud. e's still in Jacy's pocket
the world would be a better place if we only had 40-50 million brazilians instead of 300
>>154333106All me btw
the world would be a better place if we only had 0 argentinians.
and an extra 45 million paraguayans
>>154333277All of the female sex
>>154333302this anon gets it
>>154332766He just did
>>154333106the world would be a better place if we only had 40-50 million more italian argentinas culonas
>>154333341#FAIL
>>154333353Ela tem.
>>154333425brother, thats a skin spot
>>154333425A barata diz que tem 7 saias de filóÉ mentira da barata, ela tem é uma só
>>154333353>tattoo
>>154333353ela peida como palestrante jbl
yes yes die die die
>>154333496Boca will surpass this
I can't believe /copalib/ will die overnig
>>154333461Look at her left arm where it touches the sheets.
>Série B will have Playoffs like Prememe 2nd tierFirst mistake by Xaud, this kind of gay shit does not belong here>>154318812
tried baking but the captcha expired so fuck it
>>154332253No era, and I'm not a bosta fan, but I enjoyed coudet getting assraped
baking
The number of bundas in this gym is unreal
>>154337513
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>>154338213>>154338213>>154338213you fuckers better bake the next one
>>154338214great job bro
Make a thread retards.
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