Heembanyama edition
Faceplant edition
LeGOAT time
heembanyama
Why do zoomer players get hurt so much?
>>154321141the bigger they are the harder they fall
>Dame wins his first ring>it's on the bench of the team he worked nearly his entire career for trying to be a contenderwould be funny as fuck
>>154321141Gumby ass nigga
over
Out cold. Rendered unconscious. Slept. Stiffer than a hard pirate plank. Quitter. Bitch. Ducked Deni Avdija. Ducked Israel. Leftist.
SCOOT HENDERSON IS A *PLAYOFF*. RISER.
>>154321141Lmao this lanklet wouldnt survive in 80s
Attack Durant relentlessly. Make that nigga wish he never chose to play.
>>154321141You can't knock yourself out and be in the GOAT conversation you just can't
Suxers fans need a reality check.
DurGOAT heard/sp/ yappin
De'Aaron Fox makes $200 million and can't keep a lead while Wemby gets hurtFakest hyped player of all time
We all in the kalshi thread>>154318371>>154318371
How are we feeling deniHASHEMS?
Israel won
>>154321417Dont care about that AI slop thread.
>shitgoon
looks like even the favoured teams have to lock in or risk getting exposed... unless if you're playing against my raptors of course :)
>Rockets getting killed by a substitute chemistry teacher
Based LeGod with the hustle
LilNig angered LeGod, Houston is fucked
What the fuck is this gay mexican shit
Oh great now it's gay dubstep shit
Wow he fucked up during Smooth Criminal and now he's trying to crip walk. What a massive faggot
>>154321654>>154321699yall real quiet after KD remains consisent and lebron misses 6 in a row
>>154322390I fucking hate the Lakers you dumb mouthbreathing faggot.
LeGod still got dat bounce>>154322390just finished my lunch
Rui BATTYmura
kd has 21 fuckong points on 75% shooting and losing jesus christ dude you should have come to toronto
sorry derek no reward for you
how is okogie a starter of a playoff team?
>>154321141
Late night basketball on the tv. New Orleans live cam on my laptop. We comfy over here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksrleaxxxhw
I'm a simple man.. I see a robot in the street, I tip it over.
Make snake go right, he can't go right!
trade luka and reeves and you get a god squad. legod getting to prove hes a better first option than 20 yr old luka Kek
laravia better not foul out otherwise the lakers will lose their 2nd best kaydee defender>>154322832Should've been Reed but Ime hates white bois
Where will KD go to next after bailing on Houston?
who /sicko/ here?
Rockets are so bad.How weak is the West?
Man, Charles Bradley the GOAT. Unc made some soulful ahh music.
>>154321141put Bronny in and humiliate the Shartkets
Kevin, you're pushing 40 and have money. It's time to start a family.
a country that likes basketball cant have a tiny population, cant have too cold of weather, and cant be too smart. these are simply the facts
>>154322856KD, MPJ, Traore, Giannis Brooklyn Baby
>>154322856Probably some other mid level team who will trade all their young players and draft picks for him
Ayton not outplaying SHITgoon is why we need to ship this big retard to Gitmo
>>154322857*licks lips*
>>154322859stronger than the east thats for sure
>>154322859u only needed 28 wins to be the 10 seed, so very bad
BDL sengoon
>>154321197They need to smoke more tobacco
If I played basketball I'd wear a t-shirt under my jersey.
>>154322867>tiny populationas in, the people are too short
>>154322865Kill yourself
the sengun regression is crazy to see.
this shit getting sloppy
>>154322876Naw. Both these teams would get swept by the Hornets
>>15432286540 year olds produce autists and downies
any team that loses to a Lakers without Luka or Reaves deserves to go bust
>>154322893go to sleep lil gup, you aint making any sense
Lebron has the squarest skull I've ever seen.
Can someone give me good podcasts to listen to for the Rockek meltie?
>>154322857we out here
#notmyGOAT
Cryin man KD joined the shittiest team of all time
LeBirch scared to shoot in the playoffs lmaooo
Sheingoon...
>>154322882Fr fr Wilt would smoke a cigar, fuck a local prostitute, then play a 48 minute game. 82 times a year.
Holy shit, these two are ASS.
ROCKETS = DOGSHIT
>>154322832A team like my Bucks would have been a lot better with Okogie but the Rockets have 10 PF in their rotation already
This is some tragic basketball
>>154322906
KD finna go down with another "injury" if they lose this, kek
The rockets are not a team. They're just a loose collection of players who are forced to associate with each other. I've seen pick up games with more cohesion.
bench that bum sengun cant even make a layup get this goofy fool off my screen
shingoon is cheeks
Sengun bringing shame to the nation of Turkiye
Lebrick keepin this alive
literally the shittiest game of basketball I've watched in the last 3 years. both of these teams are dog shit dirt.
>>154322857
what the fuck was that
What the fuck is this low scoring shit?What the fuck is Houston doing?
Lebron is just too old for this shitKD... why is he in the Rockets again? I really havent followed NBA for a long time
jesus christ LOOOOOOOOOOL
>Shitgoon>Tari Eashit
can we fix this sport's broken heart
>>154322939KD is not a leader.
>>154322961>Defence wins championsh-ACK!
>>154322955KD wanted to join a good up and coming team. But KD forgot he cant just join a good team like he did the warriors so rockets had to lose their two best players to get KD.
>>154322928Bitch ass Gemini giving me really short responses on this. Gay ass AI concealing the truth. Normally, AI offers paragraphs of supporting information.
>>154322964the rockets' finest
KD had the cheek to not want to play for the Timberwolves.fucking CLOWN
>>154322967wembjury and FTA are the next bucks up, this sport is cooked
what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Katie's male pattern baldness is looking way worse these days
>>154322974kek, he didnt just wait until free agency?
>>154322980He didn't want to be Ant's sidekick
my god, this sport is cooked
I mean at least wemby made it to his 2nd playoff game before he got injured.
>>154322757He's local passing anywhere below the alps
Will Ferrell looks so old
>>154322997>t. fellow turk
>>154322923He's been assist padding for years now that he has all the all time point leader records locked for decades at least
>Amen can only score when he bum rushes and chargesGet this goof with Luka and we will change this bum ass BABBs entire life
>>154322994>LUFC track suitBased
>>154322991He wanted out of the problem he caused in Phoenix cause hes a bitch
rockets gonna go out first round back to back seasons to steven and lebum
that is a charge, my king doesn't take blocking fouls
>>154322997No he isn't. I know your country is overrun by Turkroaches you forgot what white people look like, but don't take it out on me.
This rockets shooting reminds me of 2018 and their disastrous 3 pt shooting. Everyone except KD and Jabari is shooting like they never played pro basketball before. How is this even possible?
>>154322997T. Hasan from his Berlin apartment
>>154321295He's a killer
>>154323016Imagine LuGOD with Amen and Scottie Barnes...
>>154323032It's why I've said, this is a no-defense vs no-offense matchup
>>154323030>slav thinks hes white Lmfao, white means germanic and northern french/finnish
>uhhh you cant twist your body AWAY from the guy charging you even though you had your feet setfucking seriously?
>>154323057Whiter than you, kek
>charges don't count if you flinch
>>1543230322018 was just a cold stretch. This team is literally designed to be this horrible at shooting. That's part of the reason they got Adams to play with Sengun.
now that I'm really watching....both of these teams are kinda ass
vanderbilt looks like hes on fucking PEDS
>>154323063Inferiority complex is real
Vando needs to hit 100 corner 3s in a row before he's allowed to leave practice
>Reffie help when we already don't have LuGOD and ARYou just know Ime cried like a bitch for these calls
>>154323055A stoppable force meets a movable object.
>>154323057>finnish
>>154323079JJ need to lock his ahh in the gym and and throw away key
c'mon Rockets, I need you to win
>>154323089*the key
NBA so boring when OKC isnt playing
Greatest ever my ass
>>154323086please forgive the confused turkish gentleman
LeBitch missin layups lmao
>LebronOH BROTHER, HE STINKS
Did the refs just bail out lebron's wide open layup brick? kek
Luke Kennard owns Katie
>>154323078>Blue and green eyed, blonde and brown haired Europeans aren't White like my Turkish barber living in Germany
>>154323096
>>154323108Yes
>>154323086>>154323103?
THESE ROCKET NIGGAS CAN'T DRIBBLE A BASKETBALL
>>154323108LeGOAT would NEVER. He clearly got fouled.
>>154323086This mf literally looks like a Arno Breker statue.
>>154323108theyve been doing that all game
>>154323108They've done it twice this game so far, LeCan'tDunkAnymore needs the help
>>154323096That's just the rockets.
Lebron......
josh oogabooga with the triple
sengun sits and the rockets go on a run fucking pussy
LMFAO LeBum is fuckin washed
Lakers deserve to lose for not making your lay ups
this rockets coach just a cheerleader or what
>>154323112>thing nobody saidIm sorry you descend from slavs and feel personally attacked
JJ forgot to rest his guys just a few extra minutes. they might lose
NO ONE BUT LUKE SHOOT THE FUCKING BALL GOD DAMN IT
Rui 6-10 250 trying to do a reverse layup
THANK YOU FOR GETTING US LUKE! #MAYBE GAYBE ISN'T SUCH A BAD GUY AFTER ALL
i need ayton to be that guy
I miss the days of Shaq when he'd just go up and dunk that shit instead of trying to get cute
“Crypto” is now the worst playoff crowd in sports. Sad
>>154323150Someone get my mans his crunk juice!
>>154323153LA has no soul.
wembanyama. critical condition. may not make it
>>154323147fuck you GAYBE
>>154323150We need to send this retard to an island and leave him there
>>154323153No it's not turn up your volume retard. Arena is popping
>>154322840Assuming the first pair is explained by prostitution but what is going on with that second pairing?
LeUnc just wants it more than these yns
Luke Kennard needs to shoot like 7 attempts from 3s for all his accurate shooting.Also, atp, kaydee needs to play 40 mins a game just to have a chance at winning by 2 pts or something because the rockets offense is ass.
KD somehow has 21 and yet I feel like hes done almost nothing this game
is peacock not showing commercials for anyone else
>>154323156
Lakers need Luka, this is horrible. Losing against a team where the bench shot 3/21
>>154323174
>>154323151Then Dennis Rodman or Ben Wallace would hard foul him and he'd miss his free throws.
who is that zesty nigga
>>154323174Do you want goyslop?
>>154323175>>154323156This lil dumb ass nigga is a literal child lmao ayton will forever be shit
>this is the guy shit talking his own team on Twitter on a burner acclol
>>154323181>3 for free
>>154323183LaRavia is hot garbage tonight
>>154323190ItsKeOVER
Jake LaAirball
man this laravia guy...
JAAAAAAAKE
>>154323186no its just odd
>>154323190Someone get unc some of that Jaylen Brown shoe polish
Watch the lakers blow this series when luka and reaves come back
>>154323184idk but i think she's sick of his shit
>>154323192Hes making near minimum for a reason
>>154323204Lmao
>>154323210u gotta be an incel
Kennard has had some quick hands on defense tonight
>>154323210>FAGbenle
>>154323205Probably, they have much worse defense when Luka and Reaves are on the floor.
how many steals has luke gotten so far?
Playoff Kennard takin over this bitch
I really hate how closer the clock comes to 0 the longer it takes. 5 minutes of playtime will take 20
>REEEEFFF!!! THIS IS LUKALESS ARLESS DOGSHIT UNPLAYBLE LAKER ROLEPLAYERS AND LECANCER! WE NEED CALLS NOW!!!!!!
THE MIDDIE
>>1543232313. All on KD, lol.
Sengun might be the biggest retard I've ever seen.
what the fuck is this game
What a shitty game kek
>>154323242yup
How do you give the rockets a timeout when two lakers have their hands on the ball
Rui has looked really good the 2nd half of the season. just feeding him shots gets him motivated to hustle on defense
>THEY CAN'T CALL A TIMEOUT LIKE THAT
JJ Reddit is doing everything possible to be sure that Kennard is not the top scorer.
guys i think nba refs should be replaced by ai
lakers fans are in for a rude awakening when legm retires because luka is the type of nigga that gets jaxon hayes a slovenian passport.
Ayo whiteboy, this isn't the 1800s anymore.
Holy shit Sengooner lmao... what a bagless cockroach
>>154323242Only surpassed by Tari Eason. Combined iq of 70
any word on katie dickerson turnovers?
>>154323260bawbs are already flourishing enough
it's hard to believe that the rockets are a team full of pros. It's even harder to believe that the league let such a team win almost 50 games
>>154323267>when you realize Diddy forgot his baby oil
Marcus Smart won DPOY as a guard
guys i think @getoffmydickerson might have things to say about this rockets team, especially shitgoon and jabari smith jr
It boggles my mind that the rockets can blow this especially with Durant playing well.
What's he thinking right now?
>>154323279He's been everywhere tonight
I wish I was watching OKC bros.
>>154323281u gotta open the box score out all the way to see the 8 turnovers
>>154323281KD didnt lose this game, but he was way too passive in the second half
>>154323281He's playing like ass watch the actual game
OOOOO MARCUS SMARTTTTTTTTT
>>154323281Durant's been pure spaghetti this quarter
>>154323283He's probably wondering if Sengun is friends with any hair transplant surgeons back in Turkey
shitgoon
i think the 2025-2026 rockets might be cooked
>>154323283>My team is full of bitches
>9 TOKD is so bad
>>154323316>maybe i can get the chicago job
God damn i cant stand sengun. So much talent held back by a bitchmade personality
DURCAN'T KWAB
>>154323293>he was way too passive in the second halfHe's literally playing while injured and getting double teamed every single time he touches the ball while getting raped whenever he's off the ball. What do you want him to do?
OOOOO JAMES WITH THE THROWDOWN
bitch ass rockets fucking suck
Shitgoon/KD duo might be the worst I've laid my eyes on
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH FUCK KD
Bruh, KD is throwing this game on purpose lol
THIS GAME IS SO SLOPPY BUT THANK YOU LEGOD FOR ENDING THIS SHIT
LEGOD
down 5 with a minute and they gave up
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK KEVIN DURAAAAAANT
>>154323333quads trvke
Shengoon cant win with these cats
KWABDickerson
Reaves coming back next game or two to finish off the Rockshits
don't worry, it will go in the l2m report that gets thrown in the trash
>Kaydee 9 tovsI've said it many times but i'mma say it again. I'd rather he shoots a highly contested shot instead of passing the ball because this nigga can't pass!
>>154323283>I'm here because i fucked some mid-training staff whoreI wonder if it was all worth it.
>>154323333def up there with AI and Melo
Lakers are just sending marcus smart, and double teams to kd and he cant shit. some of the distribution is good but the rest of the guys cant shoot so passing lanes are clogged. Bro even kennard is playing him well at time wtf kd he must still be feeling the injury
Sengoon
>>154323324aren't all nba pros bitches and divas?
If i had to guess the rockets will still win the series because mathematically this insanely bad shooting must average out and they still got 2 home games, but man, im trading kd ASAP and probably shitgoon too. Or maybe give him one season to prove himself and get him some shooters and playmaking
bounced off KD's face out of bounds.What a goof
Bum ass Dickerson
>>154323371Reaves is coming back this series
hahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha
SMACK YO FACE KATIE
>>154323371Shut up lame ass nigga #LakeShow
Lakers in 5 trick
Yeah, the lakies are taking this. Congrats on the 2-0
>>154323371>the rockets will still win the series>LeBron James holds a perfect 32-0 record in NBA playoff series when his team takes a 2-0 lead.
AHAHAHAHA
Amen you fucking dumb
Can we also just laugh for a second at all the people who said this Lakers team was trash and that Puka Dogshit had no help?
>>154323368It has nothing to do with an injury. He just has no help. His team is filled with trash ass faggots. He could really use diet Jamal Murray right now but that faggot is being paid 25 million a year to be a glorified cheerleader. But hey at least he isn't being cucked out of the league like CP3.
KENNARD MVP CHANTS
Still thin it's going to be a 7 game series if KD stays healthy Both not going to beat OKC though
>>154323401LuGOD TRVKE
this chat is fire
>>154323393Guys back from injury usually suck the first game so i wouldnt be too worried about that. Thinks its going to be like bucks suns in 2021
LAAAAA-KEEEERRRRRSS BASKETBALL
>MVP chants for Luke KennardKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
This was game 7 for the rockets
>Luke MVP chantsbased
Lakers/White/Jewish Basketball WON...
>>154323428>Luka? We got Luke!
KD, AD, give her the DLakers in 5
KD is so fucking cancerous he turned a 2 seed last year into a non team. He turned a rising star Sengun into a fucking bumThis is the most lifeless uninspired performance given the full context of everything I’ve ever seen. Just like he did to the suns
Staples Center crowd was on fire at the end
>2-0AIEEEEEE
I'd be funny if the refs called a 3s violation on Luke on that last play kek
Rocket timesouts legit just Ime calling his players stupid and bitches
Class act from Kennard. A black player would have dunked that.
>look inside>gooner has highest +/- on his teamBan this stat
>Lakers are the only team up 2-0 in their series so farwat le fug
>>154323423If Smart and Kennard keep playing like this AR won't need to do much and can have a low-usage comeback game
LEBRON BASEBALL MENTIONED
My glorious King James <3
My Lakies
>lakers somehow got themselves another white boy that can ball
dickerson should tweet rn about now
>>154323467retard alert
watch traore hoops before i go to bed
>>154323454>it's KD's fault that these faggots can't hit a shot>it's KD's fault that Kyrie was a woke schizo retard that wouldn't take the vaccine and destroyed the Brooklyn Big 3>it's KD's fault that Apemond is a literal mouthbreathing nigger that won't stop running his monkey lips or sucker punching peopleYeah man it was always KD. You sound retarded as fuck. The only blame KD deserves is for leaving OKC like a pussy.
4-0rockets confidence is totally goneand their defacto leader katie dickerson can't say a word to get it back up because of the twitter shit
@getoffmydickersonget these bums off my team
>mfw rockets go from - 800 favorites to getting swept
you know a guy is humble when he tells you how humble he is
>>154323469That brings me back to my heckin mathematics, its highly unlikely they will. Theres been countless examples of dudes shooting 2k easy mode numbers and by the time the season or playoffs are over it all averages back down. Lakers had magnetball these first 2 games, rockets the opposite.
>>154323490
https://x.com/HaterReport/status/2046808487145939220I've only just seen thisLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
my FUCKING Lakies
dickerson gotta be malding tonight
Welcome back JJ Reddick
heh...
>fakes injury to duck Bronny>team loses>gets shamed into coming back>gets btfogrim. Nobody let Durant near bath water tonight, he might do something
>>154323530JJ was never as good as Kennard
jj might start bummy in game 4 just to try to humiliate the rockshits
https://x.com/NBA/status/2046808660207177904
Houston Rockets, hot pockets, Dino nuggets, Lakers in 5
There's no way on God's green Earth the Houston Rockets won 52 games in the regular season but can't beat the Lakers without Luka or Reaves
This Rockets team is horribly constructed on offence. Lakers send a double for KD and a third player hedging basically every possession and he struggles to cope. Eason has lost the ability to shoot over the last two months. Thompson isn’t respected as a ball handler or shooter. Reed is too small.The Rockets lost all their ball handling between the Green/Brooks trade and FVV and never figured it out. They also became less of a threat defensively and on the offensive glass once Adams went down.That’s all ignoring the vibes issues too
>>154323508
All the good guys won tonight
My Lakies WON
>>154323567please have a penis
We up
>>154323486The problem with KD is that teams trade all their depth to get him in the first place. Only one player is going to shoot the ball on a possession, so if KD can't facilitate he's either just going to get double teamed or teams will let him get his while making up for it later when he's tired or on the bench.
>>154323556Rockets would sweep this series if they brought back Harden instead of trading for KD
[Shams] BREAKING: Kevin Durant found dead from self inflicted gunshot wound in locker roomMore to come
starting to look like the lakers might live long enough to get luka/reaves back after allthey'd still get swept by O Gay C tho
The only one I fw on the Rockets is Amen, the rest are bums.
My nigga JJ is the best coach in the league
>>154323572They got KD for nothing. He's just washed and killed the chemmy
LeBron JamesOn
>only 2 games tomorrow>both shit
>>154323030>GERMANY IS LE SHARIA ZONE FULL OF BROWN PEOPLE XDDDDD WE ARE DA REAL YUROPStereotypical butthurt eastern european every time his delusions arent validated. Half your people are closer to sengoon than franz wagner in phenotype too
>>154323590kino soon my friend, just wait.
Seriously though, why would you not trade for a PG at the deadline? Both the Rocket and Wolves have that gaping hole and will waste a year of contention because of it (though at least Wolves got Ayo). What the fuck do you have DFS getting DNP'd and wasting cap space for?
Kaydee with the near double-double with 23 pts and 9 tovs
This fuckery wont go on for much longer
Le Ancient One winning one for the Lake
I've been telling niggas the rockets' real problem is they don't have an actual franchise cornerstone. All their young dudes are low bbiq role players, except the temu Sabonis who shouldn't be on a serious team. Amen is the best of the bunch but he's gonna end up like iggy/AG and just be some super role player who takes some other team over the top
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/48215728/glass-my-hand-los-angeles-lakers-guard-marcus-smart-return-punch
>>154323607We are lucky hes running for president in 2028 and 2027 is his last year
>>154323578Well Silver just set the precedent that intentionally causing a season ending injury to someone in the playoffs is a fine worth 1% of your game check. Bronny can take out their starting 5 for what less than what he gets in allowance from Lebron
>>154323605imagine if he only turned it over 8 times
How LeBron being doing KD right now
>>154323588They traded away Green and Brooks.
>>154323621both are bums that didn't even make the playin
>>154321141>Spurs finally doing good again>Jews shoot him from the standsIT'S OVERACABOU-SESE ACABÓC'EST FINIES IST VORBEIÈ FINITOOWATTA
KD is a fucking bum
>>154323624naw they made it they're just getting 4-0ed by okc
>>154323597>replied to me twiceMALDING
>>154323624The Suns are literally in the playoffs right now because of them.
For next round
>>154323615lamelo gonna get drawn & quartered the next time he sees the heatif you don't get justice from the league, make your own
>>154323609Should stay: Amen ThompsonHard to say: Sengun, Reed Sheppard, Jabari SmithMust go: Tari EasonMUST GO: KDThe other names are minimum wage players or old as fuck anyway. Cut the losses and blow it up. Id probably keep jabari smith because 7 foot shooters are nice. Sengun is the most difficult one, lots of talent but stagnating if not regressing. Change the coaching and get him a 3pt shooter and pg. If he doesnt take an all nba leap send him wherever. Hes still young but too old to play like a retard
>>154323632Someone get nephew a tampon
>>154323632Pics mean nothing if you have no culture. They traded the guy that was building a culture for them to bring in the ultimate team killing mercenary.
>>154323572I said this months ago when someone was asking about it. Literally every time he gets traded the team literally has to sacrifice pretty much everything to bring him in. The only time that didn't happen was Golden State and Brooklyn. And both of those times things worked out pretty well, it only went to shit because 1. Apemond is a literally faggot and 2. Kyrie is a fucking basket case. None of those things were in KD's control. I only fault him for leaving OKC. And I guess if you can give him SOME of Phoenix blame...although it's not like he forced or told them to trade for fucking dog shit Beal.
Dickerson nothing without Curgod bailing him out
>Marcus Smart and Kennard were wasting away on the Wizards and HawksWhat other demons are wasting away on shit teams and can be rescued?
>>154323645>Hard to say: Sengun
>>154323632kinda depressing to see sports teams as products, shit like that should be reserved for team owners and stuff
>>154323658THJ
>>154323658The pelicans got some absolute beasts they refuse to give away
>>154323661I want to give him the benefit of doubt because ive watched enough basketball to see that hes in a terrible situation. At the same time hes playing bad even with context and hes annoyingly floppy
>>154323667Classic subhuman jeet kek
>>154323508KEK
Kevin Durant gets what he deserves.
mvp
>>154323573Maybe? Same shooting issue but better ball handling.>>154323609Kind of agree (except Amen is a role player due to his offensive limitations). Sengun should only be a number 2 option. His play has also been really flat this year and it’s hard to say whether that’s deliberate due to coaching or he’s just not enjoying it.
sengun or banchero
>>154323679Puka status lolcow?
>>154323690>SAAAARRRRR SACRED COW SARR!
>>154323689Pablo has averaged 30 in the playoffs on a team with no spacing. He's a magnitude better than Sengun.
>>154323676He's a pussy, regardless of the situation.When he goes to the rim, he hopes to score.He rarely goes up with authorityHe doesn't have it.
>>154323658rockets should trade for MPJ desu
Durant was kinda put in a lose-lose situation, it was either chug painkillers and play on a busted up knee or get clowned on twitter 24/7 for ducking Lebron.
the ime udoka press conference is now but all i hear is him not saying i got outcoached
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGqT8x31xps
>>154323658Trey Murphy IIILauri MarkkanenGiannisSteph Curry
Ime is a fraud
>>154323683These are dope
>ime fraudkopa
>>154323699He could've won the game instead of doing either of those things
>>154323658>Gafford and PJ Washington became key cogs of a team>Aaron Gordon reinvented himself as ultimate role player Keegan Murray and Maxime Reynaud would develop exponentially being removed from that shithole Sacramento.Justin Edwards has a chance to be a sniper, but he needs time to develop.Then you look at a team like New Orleans and they have, on paper, some really great role players. But it just doesn't work together. Everyone would love to have a Herb Jones. Derik Queen and Yves Missi have good potential, Fears too. but they lost a shitload of games despite trying to win.
>>154323655>dickerson without a HOF ball handler talent drawing all the defenders to him
>>154323704Seeing Markannen wasting years of his career on tanking Jazz teams has been legit sad. He’s an all star level player.
>>154323703get these lebron psychos out of my laker fanbase
nuggets really chose to play the wolves instead of this imploding rockets team
>>154323719Hes carrying you ungrateful bums
lights were too bright for shitgoon, tari eason, jabari smith jr
>>154323715And how was he going to magically fix his knee, exactly? It's obvious the Rockets rushed him back.
>>154323727carrying us to what, one covid ring?
>>154323683cute!
>o hai spee
>>154323732he got caught faking the injuryas soon as people nooticed the recovery time for his fake injury is 4-6 weeks he's just instantly back the next gameu'd have to be a retard to think it was real
>>154323486>t.
niggas thought katie was gonna save them?
>>154323732maybe don't hurt your knees by diving for a fucking OB ball during practice Dickerson
LeBron fans want OKC without Pooka and Reaves
>>154323791lakers fans already forgot the last two games they played okc was a total rape into a total dodge and it was only a couple of weeks ago
LAKERS IN 5
>>154323791Kek, kino stream
76ers 30k rax easy
Celtics fans already turning on vooch kek very rare L trade for the Celtics
>>154323830
Wemby... why
push me to the edgeall my friends are dead
>>154323791Lakers are better without the twin bawbs, it's true.
>>154323791imagine paying someone $10 to tell them that you're retarded
And if it becomes 3-0?
>>154323830damn I was so busy shaking my damn head at the rockets that I didn't notice that all of the celtic shitposters straight up vanished
wemby softer than grant hill on the magic
They saying some funny shit about ime
>>154323838Kek you guys really saved the funniest gif/mp4 on your device
Its a dark day in houston.... these poor cats thought they wuz contenders
>>154323864woah... he jumped. what a great replay
>>154323864
>KD comes back>Rockets score less points than Game 1kek
Would garland have saved the rockets season?
Al-P went from one of my top 5 favourite players to unwatchable bum. I unironically blame Udoka and gethigher77. I thought he was gonna be jokic lite after jokic
>>154323927Yeah hes not hitting the same this seasonBut i think its mostly the lack of shooters and a point guard that its making his game worse
>>154323922vanvleet would have saved it. They would be up 2-0 with him
I might simply be unable to use twitter for a day, the narratives that explode on their are crazy, atleast I know you guys are dumb and just saying random retarded shit because youre anonymous and you can. Niggas will say stupid shit with their full name while blatantly fishing for likes.I'm not even a KD fan, infact, as a Steph Curry fan, I may often be called a KD hater. But even I'm not going as crazy as these dumbasses over this shit.
>>154323922baiting trolling retard, also the answer is no, that team is too fucking ass.
>>154323953What you talkin' bout, Willis?
Do Timbies have the gayest fanbase right next to the Thunder?
>>154323953don't run from the blitz fn
>>154323864Couldn't Antonio McDyrss swipe a quarter off the top of the back board?
>>154323970lol no
>>154323963Whats he thinkin
Praying to God that FTA achilles explodes
>>154323976Wondering how hard the bull is fucking his wife while he's away
>>154323976thinkin bout nachos
Ime has no game plan
>>154323952>Schizo is back
Wemb-ACK
>>154324026if he gets yidded...
>>154324031
>Wemby did not break his jaw. He did not go to the hospital. No matter what you read on the internet.>- Mike Finger, San Antonio Express Newsdecent chance that wemby doesn't travel with the team to portland due to concussion symptoms. flying within 48-72 hours of a concussion is generally not recommended and the spurs have always been conservative with player health.
Why were golden state the only cats he could win with?
My blazies and lakies winning is the best outcome today. Apologize to the GOAT. We don't need luka don.
>>154324062Blazers taking a 3-1 series lead? Holy shit.
>>154323953twitter meta is all about saying something that walks the fine line between insanely retarded but also plausible that someone believes it to maximize interaction to generate money from all the people replying to tell you how retarded you areif ur not using it to generate money like that ur wasting ur time being on there
>>154324078twitter doesnt even give out that much fucking money for a viral tweet though, so its clearly an ego thing for most people even the most popular
>>154324062>Wemby got his ass whooped and jaw broken like what AJ did to Jake Paul>my blazerboi CJ whoooping knicks asses>lakies in 5This is the best playoff timeline
Magic finner sweep
The NBA has never been worse or more jewish than it is right now and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>154324078How do you make money from some "controversial" tweet? Why would Twitter pay you money for that?
If my rapties don't sweep the cavs in 6 then I'm rooting for the magic
>sperms>n*gge*s>pisstons>celshitsmaking this too easy
Dickerson fucked up tonight too many times. Smart and Kennard had him wrapped up all night
If the pistons go down 2-0 to the tragic how we feeling
>>154324123X's ad revenue sharing
>>154324091wow SGAy gets the easiest finals trip ever
>>154323533100%. He’s been ducking LeBron his whole career.
>>154324131imagine being a raptors fan in the first place. loser.
>>154324133My lakies will destroy okc. Luka don dropping 70 in your asses.Okc chip fake mickey mouse chip lol>>154324146Okc wont even be in the finals after Luka don drops 70 on sgays ass
Spurs gonna lose in 1st rd
>>154323878Houston is a contender however everyone is a bum when they face LeKing5 chips4 MVPsYear 23 age 41 still scoring his usual 28 7 7 in the effing payoffsJust bow down to the King. Durant is and always be a fraud, not even top 100 player.
>>154324175I want to lick Tays feet
>>154323791Well, we don't have much proof he's wrong.
I think it's a little embarrassing that the rockets are down 2-0 to the lakers
>>154324175Based my boi sc00t finally lived up to his true potential. Wembanyama only make it to the nba due to his body and size. Make him 6 2 like bronny and he won't make it past division 1
>>154324189Always remember lebron team always wins after being up 2-0. Just apologize to the GOAT. We didn't need luka don and a reeves to beat a prime sengun and KD. Damn okc shaking right now.
>>154323552There are many ways
>>154324190>Wembanyama only make it to the nba due to his body and sizeCan't believe I agree with a Laker retard for once>We should give this guy the DPOY just because he was lucky enough to be born a tall lanky freak of nature who just has to raise his arm to block a ball
>>154324131CRaps can never beat the Cavs. The ghost of LeGOAT always haunts them. Craptors forever nigga
>>154324204>WembanyamaWell that's what he get for also training with some vegan ass monks. Fucking lanky ass should eat meat and bulk up. Not read books during all stars. My nigga LEGOAT doesn't need books to become the alpha prime of bball. He'll he can't even get past page 1. But he knows how to clank and bang dem weights at the gym to gain muscles. Wemby can't even guard a lard tub like Jokic. Skinny fucking twig ner boi should EAT MORE AND GOMAD. Read some rippetoe instead of hairy potter.
This is your daily reminder to lift heavy ass weights. Everrybody wanna become a bball player not erryone wanna lift sum heavy ass weights like the winners of today LeGOAT and sc00t. Stay skinny lie durant wemby and stay being a loser that cant get past 1st round of the playoffs without curry. Hell even curry bulk up. Stop being a faggot twink and gain muscles you cvcks
>>154324234i'm a shut-ini have no reason to lift weights
>>154324009You make me sick. You are trying to test my bottom line through a series of cross-border behaviors, which directly breaks the distance that strangers should have. I ask you to make friends next time. Can you not be so direct? Are you his mother aware that your behavior is very abnormal? And I'm sick of your his mother ability to connect to the Internet. Can you go online to see how to communicate with a stranger? Do you know what? I'm too lazy to talk about it. Let me say it again finally. Please see me go away automatically in the future. Don't tell me a word. If you dare to approach me or even communicate with me, I will call the police and go online to learn how to communicate with people normally? I'm tired of it. Stay away from me, okay? Go find a friend who speaks fluent English and can fuck you for the first timeMay we never meet again in our lifetime, and may your friends be as disgusting as you are.
lakers losing this series
>>154323658Luke Kennard is exactly who people are talking about when they say NBA players are a universe above any other kind of basketball playerIn his own fucking mind he is average, and you are falling below the NBA baseline if you can't guard him
>>154324139Tragic to the ecf
>>154324196>Always remember lebron team always wins after being up 2-0.?He lost to Currgod in 2015 after up 2-0 retarded ass nigga
The Lakers finding these white guys on a regular basis has become a meme. Just need LaRavia not to suck again
Who wants to meet me in Temecula
>BulGAYria
Newwwww>>154324323>>154324323>>154324323
>>154324278It's 1-1. You're the retard. RETARDED CURRYASSLICKER.
>blunder
>>154324278Screencapped your mental retarded ass retard fucking lol. Craptors still haunted by the ghost from Akron ;)